Standupscript
Standupscript
Standupscript
How
are you guys.
I need no introduction I guess coz most of u here know who I am , but this guy .
he his him is abhisheik singh don’t consider him as abhisheik bachan as
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Enough of self promotion bro , we know you are promoting for your next year
elections here itself.
I hope you are not getting bored by all this formal speech and allyes then we
are here to throw that boredom away just like how you throw your uniform
here and there after reaching home. One socks will be near the door and
another one will be hiding somewhere in the hall. By chance your mom finds it
then beta khatam see you tata goodbye.
_Well talking about moms don’t you ever think they have superpowers.
because once I left my tv remote on the table and went to play once I reached
home after playing I am unable to find it. My mom was doing some home
chores and once I irritated her to a level ( add some war scenes) where she
couldn’t take it. She blessed me with her presence somehow teleported the
remote to the place where I was checking and gave me the blessing of two
slaps.
What about the remote.
_She took it and put her typical saas bahu serial where the most intense scene
of kya kya kya was going on. She told that tv is rotting my brairn and eyes so I
should goto study. And guess what the chapter I studied was television. I was
so enlightened that I stopped watching tv and started to watch phone. And
know what my brain rotted even more.
No bro. that smell coming from you is due to not bathing. Don’t worry about it.
_abe no re. if my brain was alright I would be a toper and not be standup
comedy with you.
Ha ok enough anyway you are not going to stop your blabbering about
yourself. So we will move onto My mom who has hot oil resistant. Is it
reletable because When I normally fry something I ………………………… She comes
and checks temperature with hands.
_if you are going to compare who has more comedy in the life then let me tell
about my misunderstanding skills. On melange function you all would
remember that the tech team went on and on and on and on about that mic
test thing it wass like hello check 1 2 check check check 1 2.
What is misunderstanding in that check 1 2
_well thing is that I was feeling hungry and I heard check 1 2 as cake want you.
So it was like hello cake want you hello hello cake want you.
You must have released after sometime right.
_i realised but it was when I went back stage and all are telling me to move
aside just like in trains where there is instant transmission from chai chaai to
side sied.
Ha enough we got to know but my misunderstanding is way bigger………….
Later I realised the truth.
_maccha if you keep having these misunder standings india will suffer
population deficiency and go down from 2nd most populous to least populous if
you are the death certificate maker.
From population talks I remembered about the most irritating population in
home siblings.
_on that I can write an encyclopedia
Okay so these elder siblings act like the cringiest songs of dinchak pooja.
So how many are elder siblings in the crowd . so ya these are the VIP’s of
every family . just look at their hair , eyes . oh no too much of burden on
them. They are like these sepals in a flower and all the younger ones are
like episepals .
So ya all you are now aware where you stand .
Parents with elder one and younger one .