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"we didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and
outstretched arms horrified and comforted us at the same time..."
1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead.

One of two recovered photographs from the Stirling City Library blaze. Notable for
being taken the day which fourteen children vanished and for what is referred to as "The
Slender Man". Deformities cited as film defects by officials. Fire at library occurred one
week later. Actual photograph confiscated as evidence.
1986, photographer: Mary Thomas, missing since June 13th, 1986.
Victor Surge fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2009 around 05:38
5/24/95**
1994: Wilks Estate. One subject reported nothing out of the ordinary before taking
photograph. Lower stairs area was said to be very dark. Subject states that after the
camera flash she heard a sound like a watermelon being *unable to understand subject*.
5/25/93**
Subject unable to recall events after manor power failure. Unable to question other two
identified subjects. Camera and film acquired from Gloria Cready, current resident of
Woodview Mental Hospital and Psychological Rehabilitation Clinic. Film mostly
uncontaminated despite mass of blood and human tissue present on camera. No positive
ID on anomalous tall and slender subject. Facial blur caused by possible contamination.
6/7/93**
Early digital analysis indicates tall subject may have no eyes. Anomalies, previously
thought to be film errors and flash artifacts, now thought to be appendages.
6/10/93**
Final identified subject reported missing along with other thirty-three patients and staff
of Woodview Mental Hospital and Psychological Rehabilitation Clinic south wing.
6/18/93**
Further inquiry to cease immediately.

(see report No.3339-2)
I've been seriously debating sharing these, but after Victor Surge's posts I feel I have to.
This first photo was given to me by my uncle, a police officer who was part of the
investigation trying to find nine missing teens who had gone camping in the local
mountains six years ago. It was developed from a disposable camera found at the
campsite. None of the missing teens have ever been found, and all their possessions
were still at the campsite. He was pretty drunk and shaken up when he gave me this, and
made me promise I'd never show anyone else.
The second photo is of an elementary school fire in 1978. No official cause was ever
found. Seven students and a teacher became trapped and died before firefighters could
respond. Many of the students and teachers from the time have a history of anxiety
disorders and panic attacks, even those who weren't at the school on that day. At least
one has since committed suicide, and several others legally changed their names once
they reached adulthood and have disappeared.
LeechCode5 fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2009 around 09:54
**Alert**Alert**Deployment Request**
ANTI-S WALKER UNIT to deploy to --Wichita--Kansas--
Steinmen Woods
Both subjects were hunting in the Steinmen woods four hours before sundown.
Surviving subject states that while hunting both men grew uneasy as fog levels rapidly
increased. A constant murmuring sound accompanied by a low hum eventually became
apparent to the two men an hour after the fog increased. An object falling out of tree
stuck one of the men in the left shoulder causing him to discharge his weapon. Object
said to be the body of a man of unknown age. It was very precisely dissected, with
major internal organs still contained within the rib cage in what looked to be clear bags.
Surviving subject placed organ bag within backpack. Attack followed several minutes
later after a "low children's laugh, like a giggle". Surviving subject ran until he reached
his vehicle. Subject then drove to assumed safety.
Backpack destroyed.
Surviving subject is classified as a B7 witness. B7 witness to be placed in quarantine
"Blind Box" until resolution.
2007:Investigation team discovered twenty-two bodies of both genders and various ages
impaled on broken tree branches in a radiating circle pattern with chest mutilation as
often noted with Slender Man. Upon confirmation, lead investigator ********* called
for an immediate evacuation of investigation team at 1700 hours. Bodies first
discovered at 1100 hours. Deadline for safe evacuation of team with only viewed
physical evidence of Slender Man approximately 1730. Lost contact of team at 1725.
Safety procedures fell well within established protocols. Reason for abnormality is
unknown. Second team recovered camera equipment one week later. Slender Man
safety procedures require this incident's physical photographic evidence to be disposed
of by no later than 10/20.
I honestly don't get what half this poo poo means. I'm done with this Slender Man stuff.
It's starting to make me uneasy. It's like reading the GBS ghost story threads before I go
to bed. Why do I have to look at this stuff while it's super late?
Luckily, my friend is coming over.

Victor Surge fucked around with this message at Nov 07, 2009 around 03:13
That was awesome, victor. I hope you at least make it a short story or something.
When you posted the part about the chest injuries it reminded me of the Dyatlov Pass
incident that was posted in the Unsolved Mysteries thread:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
Wikipedia posted:
and both Dubunina and Zolotarev had major chest fractures. The force required to cause
such damage would have been extremely high, with one expert comparing it to the force
of a car crash.Notably, the bodies had no external wounds, as if they were crippled by a
high level of pressure. One woman was found to be missing her tongue.[1]
After looking a little further, I found this picture - taken a day before the incident.
WoodrowSkillson posted:
I agree, its better when you don't notice them at first, and only later you realize just how
alien the Sender Man is.
Yeah, I wanted the last set of images to be more obvious, since the people taking the
pictures kinda knew what they dealing with and therefore could get better shots (before
it wiped them out), and I kinda wanted to bring it to a close. I'm glad everyone enjoyed
it, although initially it hadn't been my intent to do more past the first picture post. What
essentially inspired me was stuff like "The Rake", since that pretty much terrified me.
Having an unearthly creature, such as a skinwalker or something, stalking you has
always been much scarier than ghosts in my opinion.
As for image assets, I used a lot. I have folder with about seventy different things in it.
Splash Damage posted:

Where did you get the source for Slender Man? Or was he done from a scratch?
The Slender Man as an idea was made-up off the top of my head, although the concept
is based on a number of things that scare me. The name I thought up on the fly when I
wrote that first bit. The asset I used for a couple of the pictures was the creepy tall guy
from Phantasm, which sadly I have not seen, and the others various guys in suits. All of
the things that aren't the torso and legs, like the tentacles and Slender Man's face, were
painted from scratch however.
VVV For sure, no happy endings here. Then I would send a dude dressed like him to
stand in the yards of all the people who bought and read the book.
I read this thread while in bed last night, and if you wanted to go off on a tangent about
slender man haunting the dreams of those who research him, you'll be telling the truth.
Not quite a nightmare as I didn't feel the usual fear that goes along with them, but very
odd dreams that started with running from an apparition of him in the distance and
ended with him catching up to me and ripping my chest open with his tentacles as I tried
to fight back, at which point I woke up.
I'd love to see the storyline extended and it would make a kickass movie or book if you
promised it would end with the researcher being killed by Slender Man instead of a
happy ending.
Machismo posted:
Oh kay... That is creepy. Where did the slender man come from? Did his idea
spontaneously come to us on SAF?
I've been following the signs for quite some time.
There are woodcuts dated back to the 16th century in Germany featuring a tall,
disfigured man with only white spheres where his eyes should be. They called him "Der
Großmann"[Sic], the tall man. He was a fairy who lived in the Black Forest. Bad
children who crept into the woods at night would be chased by the slender man, and he
wouldn't leave them alone until he caught them, or the child told the parents what he or
she had done. Even then, there is this chilling account from an old journal, dating
around 1702:
(Translated from German, some words may be innaccurate)
"My child, my Lars...He is gone. Taken, from his bed. The only thing that we found was
a scrap of black clothing. It feels like cotton, but it is softer...thicker. Lars came into my
bedroom yesterday, screaming at the top of his lungs that "The angel is outside!", I
asked him what he was talking about, and he told me some nonsense fairy story about
Der Großmann. He said he went into the groves by our village and found one of my
cows dead, hanging from a tree. I thought nothing of it at first...But now, he is gone. We
must find Lars, and my family must leave before we are killed. I am sorry my son...I
should have listened. May God forgive me."
There is more evidence of the slender man, but this is one of the oldest translatable
accounts. Anyone else in the thread found anything like this?
I know of an old Romanian fairy tale, highly unpopular even in its earliest iterations. It
might be based on a particular event, or perhaps it is an extrapolation from existing
Slender Man stories. The translation I'm most familiar with goes a bit like this:
***
Once upon a time there were twin girls, Stela and Sorina. They were brave little girls,
and had no fear of the dark, nor of spiders and other crawling things. Where other young
ladies and even young boys would cower, Stela and Sorina would walk with their heads
held high. They were good girls, obedient to their mother and father and to the word of
God. They were the best children a mother could ask for, and this was their undoing.
One day, Stela and Sorina were out with their mother gathering berries from the forest.
Their mother bid them stay close to her, and they listened, as they were good children.
The day was bright and clear, and even as they walked closer to the center of the forest
the light barely dimmed. It was nearly bright as noon when they found the tall man.
The tall man stood in a clearing, dressed as a nobleman, all in black. Shadows lay over
him, dark as a cloudy midnight. He had many arms, all long and boneless as snakes, all
sharp as swords, and they writhed like worms on nails. He did not speak, but made his
intentions known.
Their mother tried not to listen, but she could no more disobey the tall man than she
could forget how to breathe. She walked into the clearing, her daughters shortly behind
her. "Stela," she said, "take my knife, and cut a circle on the ground big enough to lie
in." Stela, who was not afraid of the tall man, nor afraid of the quiver in her mother's
voice, obeyed what her mother said. "Sorina," the mother said, "take the berries and
spread them in the circle, and crush them underfoot until the juice stains the earth."
Though Sorina wondered why her mother asked her to do such a thing, she obeyed,
because she was a good girl.
"Stela," the mother said, "lie in the circle."
Stela, though she worried she might stain her clothes, did as her mother asked.
"Sorina," the mother said, and bid Sorina cut her sister open with the knife.
Sorina could not; would not.
"Please," her mother said. "If you don't, it will be worse. So much worse."
But Sorina could not, and she threw the knife away and ran home, crying. She hid under
her bed, afraid for the first time in her life. She waited until her father came home from
the fields, and told him of the terrible thing she had found in the woods. Her father
comforted her, and told her she would be safe. He went to the woods, his axe in hand,
and as he commanded, she stayed by the hearth, waiting for his return.
After some time she fell asleep. When she woke, it was to the sound of knocking on her
door at the darkest hour of the night. "Who is there?" she said.
"It is your father," the knocker said.
"I don't believe you!" said Sorina.
"It is your sister," the knocker said.
"It cannot be!" said Sorina.
"I am your mother," said the knocker, "and I told you it would be worse." And the door,
locked tight before her father left, fell open as if it had been left ajar. And her mother
stepped in, her sister's head clutched in one bloody hand, her father's in the other.
"Why?" wept Sorina.
"Because," said her mother, "there is no reward for goodness; there is no respite for
faith; there is nothing but cold steel teeth and scourging fire for all of us. And it's
coming for you now."
And the tall man slid from the fire, and clenched Sorina in his burning embrace. And
that was the end of her.
Victor Surge posted:
"we didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and
outstretched arms horrified and comforted us at the same time..."
1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead.

One of two recovered photographs from the Stirling City Library blaze. Notable for
being taken the day which fourteen children vanished and for what is referred to as "The
Slender Man". Deformities cited as film defects by officials. Fire at library occurred one
week later. Actual photograph confiscated as evidence.
1986, photographer: Mary Thomas, missing since June 13th, 1986.
Body of Missing Child Recovered Five Months After Stirling City Library
Disappearance
AP, Kingston Falls - Slain toddler Joseph Pertman was discovered yesterday in the
Great Swamp Nature Preserve, where passing hunters noticed his body in an unlikely
hiding spot.
...Though Joseph, along with thirteen other children, had vanished over 5 months ago,
his body was recovered in early stages of decay, suggesting he was alive until very
recently, said Deputy Sheriff Jim Stolz.
Stolz told the Associated Press that the body was found in a state of “bizarre contortion”,
although the cause of death is pending investigation.
Coroner Patricia Clark did provide comment.

Thoreau-Up posted:
There are woodcuts dated back to the 16th century in Germany featuring a tall,
disfigured man with only white spheres where his eyes should be.
From Brandenburg Circa 1550:
Schlankwald
by: Unknown
Translated (poorly) by: James Rossi
They say that monsters come only at night,

That light will drive them away.
But not all creatures follow this rule,
Safety not certain during the day.
He hides on the fringes of your vision,

Brief glimpses of the distorted.
He slithers and writhes behind your eyes,
Reaching for you, limbs contorted.
Before you know it your children are taken,

And now it's come down to you.
His breath is oppressive, his presence acidic,
He feels pity is undue.
Suddenly, trapped in his grasp so tight,

You struggle to break yourself free.
He laughs and he gurgles and he screeches with glee,
He turns your head for you to see.
Your children are crying though their eyes are removed,

They collapse, still and silent.
His arms and legs bend pulling you closer,
The man's eyes dark and violent.
He strikes and he cuts, your skin flays open,

Your soul to weak to resist.
This should not have happened, if only you had listened,
Never go into his forest.
Coincidentally I kind of hate poetry so sorry for the suck...
JossiRossi fucked around with this message at Jun 15, 2009 around 17:07
Photo: Henderson Horse Farm, 1954
Case: The Hederson Family owned the farm and land since the mid 1800s. The owners
were Ted Wilcox Henderson(age 41), Judi Henderson (wife, age 36) and Tracy
Henderson (daughter, age 6).
On the morning of June 15th (about 8 days after picture was taken) neighbors called the
local police, complaing of screams, and the sounds of gun fire.
Sheriff Clint Denterman (age 54) and two deputies, Dan Parks (age 24) and Chris Fines
(age 33) came to the farm at 8:34 am. The horses in the barn were torn apart, almost as
if attacked by wild animals. Inside the main house reports said that there was blood all
over the living room, kitchen, and hall way.
Ted was found in the bed room, barricaded behind some furniture. next to him was the
body of his wife, killed by a shotgun blast to the chest. Ted still had the weapon in his
hands.
From Dan Parks' report:

"Ted had a freaked out, far off look in his eyes. He seemed to not realize that we were in
the room. We asked what happened. Where was his daughter. But he didn't answer."
Ted was charged with the murder of his wife. Due to his mental state he was sent to
Jenkins Mental Hospital.
For almost a year and a half Ted did not speak. On the 3rd anniversary of the murder Dr.
Dauton called the Sheriff. Ted was speaking.
From the recoding of Dr. Dauton, June 15th, 1956 8:30pm
DAUTON: Ok Ted... go ahead
TED: (almost out of breath) It's on? Am I safe?
DAUTON: Yes, you are safe. Now tell me what happened that night.
TED: The horses.... horses actin up... the horses...
DAUTON: Go on
TED: W...went out there... dead... all dead... the eyes... no.... no eyes
DAUTON: What did you see?
TED: Ran... ran inside... got gun... Tracy crying... Judi screaming... r...ran to them... He
had them... was holding them...
DAUTON: Who had them?
TED: Skinny fella... suite... Looking at me... Judi screaming... shoot me... SHOOOT ME
SHOOT MEEEE!
(Ted starts screaming for a period, then slams hands onto table)
DAUTON: You shot Judi?
TED: Saved her... saved her...
DAUTON: Did you shoot Tracy?
TED: No... It went after me... They went after me... shot them... shot them... keep
shooting... Tracy... let Tracy go... drat it LET HER GO!
(Ted started to had a yelling fit, suddenly starts slamming his face into the steel table.
Two orderlies grabbed Ted and Dr. Dauton injected him with some tranquilizers.)
END OF TAPE
Ted Henderson was found dead in his room at 3 am on June 16th. Ted was somehow
able to get out of his retrants and chew through his wrist, bleeding to death.
The picture was studied several times. The experts agree that the man in the suit may be
the one that Ted was saying was the one who attacked his farm and stole his child.
Tracy Henderson was never found.

I work in a radio newsroom, and I saw this come down a few months back. Didn't think
much of it then, but all this "Slender Man" stuff made me think of it.
I copy and pasted this from the wire copy,
Alta-Missing-Skiers
received: Feb 12, 2009 at 07:49 PM
INDEX: Mountains, Environment

20-year-old skier found dead after month-long search.
JASPER, Alta. - The body of a 20-year-old woman has been found after a month-long
search in the Rockies west of Jasper.
RCMP and park officials confirm the body to be that of missing skier Amanda Fischer,
who has not been seen since leaving on a trip with three friends in early January.
Her remains were discovered today by park officials. Reports suggest her body was
found contorted, and in an advanced state of decay, high in a tree. Investigators have
refused to comment how her body could have been left in such a condition.
On January 10th, Fischer, along with boyfriend Douglas Bellanger, 21, and friend
Natasha Pierce, 20, left their cabin at Mica Mountains Resort. That was the last time
they were seen alive.
A second friend, 22-year-old Thomas Chambers left them a day before the
disappearance, to return to Calgary, allegedly due to health concerns. He was
questioned by RCMP two days after the other three were declared missing.
During questioning Chambers allegedly told officers that he had left the other three and
returned home due to recurring night-terrors featuring a tall man in black peering in
through his cabin's window.
Investigators confirmed they had ruled Chambers out as a possible suspect, but
considered him a key witness. A source within the RCMP, who spoke on condition of
anonymity, revealed to the Calgary Sun that officers had confiscated a digital camera
and a camcorder at the time of the interview, which were never returned.
RCMP have been unable to question Chambers further, as he himself has been missing
since January 21st. His home was found ransacked that morning, and he has not been
seen since.
The hunt continues for information or clues that could lead investigators to the location,
or bodies, of Bellanger, Pierce and Chambers. The disappearances are considered linked,
but RCMP refuse to comment further.(Cal Sun)(The Canadian Press)
Eerie similarities? Or maybe there's something more going on here? I'll poke around and
see if I can find other stories that might be linked to this.
Man... if anyone could find copies of whatever was on the digital camera... or the
camcorder... that was confiscated, that would be pretty sweet.
The Oklahoman
August 21st, 1987
New Discovery In Disappearance of Boy

Tusla, OK-- A new piece of evidence has turned up in the investigation of the boy that
disappeared from an elementary school in Tusla. The boy's father, it was discovered,
was filming his son's first day of school, and the home video footage was released to
local authorities. He took his own life shortly after the boy's disappearance. No word yet
on any suspects, though police are drawing similarities to the 1963 slayings in Lake
Texoma. The voice on the tape has yet to be confirmed and though the film's video is
largely destroyed, the audio remained in tact.
I know you guys said no more text, but I just have to share this with you. I went looking
through some of my dads old books (He wrote journal entries and cooking recipes in the
same book for easier accessibility), and I found something that sort of scares me. Its
written in sort of a simple scratch lettering, like if it was written in the dark, which is
kind of odd, since he normally writes very nicely. The notes in parenthesis are mine.
Oct 27, 1991 (Two months or so before I was born)
"I've been having these dreams again. They always start on nights when the trees hit the
windows. I keep dreaming about my son. He is going to be born in a few months, the
doctor says. But whenever I have these dreams, I hear this ominous sound like the air is
just being pushed by some invisible subwoofer, and is rushing past my head in a pulse.
Then I saw a man. I think it was my boy all grown up (It's not me, goddammit). He is
tall and skinny, I can't see his face, but his eyes are dark spheres, and he has a weird gait
as he moves toward me. His hair flows past his shoulders, and it looks like hes walking
on that. I hear something being repeated over and over:
When you fear me, I love you, when you cower, I draw near to protect you, I will
always protect you, I will always watch you. Your blindness is my omniscience, your
weakness, my omnipotence. Until the day you die. Until the day you die.
I don't hear the words, but they always stick in my head. I'm going to watch over my
son. Until the day I die, until the day he dies."
There are more, but I don't want to flood the thread. If anyone actually cares to read
another, i'll post it
Der Ritter:
quote:
A german woodcut from the 1540s. It has puzzled historians since it was discovered at
Halstberg castle in 1883. The woodcut bears the distinct style of a known woodcut artist
from that area, Hans Freckenberg. Although know for his realistic depiction of human
anotomy in his works, something that was unusual for the woodcuts in the 16th century,
this picture differs radically from the rest of Freckenbergs works. The character to the
right bears little semblance to a human being, with skeletal physique and long limbs at
odd angles. Many theories have been dicussed as to what Freckenberg wanted to
symbolize with that character, some say its a personification of the religious wars that
raged in Europe at the time, others say its a personification of the mysterious plague that
have been believed to be the reason for the mysterious abandoning of the Halstberg
castle and the nearby village in 1543.
GyverMac fucked around with this message at Jun 15, 2009 around 22:41
This may or may not be related to the Slender Man mythos;

Robert Wadlow, the tallest human being of all time was 8'11" when he died. The cause
of death was listed as an infection from a blister on his ankle caused by a faulty brace,
but his death certificate described the wound as 'a puncture or bite mark of unknown
origin'.
He was buried in a half-ton coffin that required 12 pallbearers to carry, which was
interred within a vault of solid concrete. It was believed that Wadlow's family were
concerned for the sanctity of his body after his death, and went to these lengths of
security to ensure it would never be disturbed or stolen.
It was rumoured that these extreme burial measures were really undertaken so that no
one could see the mysterious changes that started to occur to Wadlow's body after his
demise; the inexplicable lengthening and splitting of the arms, the bizarre contortion of
the facial features.
Perhaps the half-ton coffin and concrete vault were not to preserve the sactity of the
body, but to keep something from escaping.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow#Death
In Scotland there is the legend of the Fear Dubh (The Black Man). This creature is said
to haunt solitary footpaths at night, generally those that pass through woodland. It is
reputed to be entirely malevolent. I can remember my granny telling me stories about a
lot of Scottish folk tales, she only ever mentioned the Fear Dubh once, and that was in
church. I was about eight, and was spending the summer holidays with her.
She took me to church one Tuesday morning, and told me to wait by the font while she
spoke to Father MacAndrews. And all she said was the name, and then "He's been at the
bairns' window again". The priest just nodded, and said he'd be round later.
I was a curious child, so I took a walk around the house later. It was built on the edge of
woodland, so close that the branches of an ash tree almost touched the window. Ivy
grew up the side of the house, but it was dying back in long thin patches, the leaves
wrinked and sort of wet-looking.
My grany made me say my prayers that night, and put her rosary beads under my pillow.
And I fell asleep to the sound of wet leaves brushing against my window. And I
dreamed of a thin man who looked at me, even though he had no eyes, and tried to
touch me, even though he had no hands.
I can't actually remember much of the next few days. My mum says it was the trauma of
my grans' funeral that's made those days so blurry, but I don't understand why, because I
coped okay with other funerals round about that age. And I don't understand how Father
MacAndrews died of a heart attack the same night (he was only thirty, and fit as a
butchers' dog).
And if Gran died of a stroke, I don't understand why the police sealed off the house and
woodland. It wasn't the local police either; they were all big serious men in dark blue
with riot gear on. You'd have thought that their presence would have meant that local
vandals would have stayed away, but they didn't, and poor Grans' house got firebombed
a few weeks later. The walls are still standing though. You can see the long thin streaks
that the smoke's made on the white walls. Looks almost like an octopus' tentacles,
reaching for you.
I've still got the rosary, and even though people laugh, I sleep with it under my pillow.
Because if I don't, I dream. About the sound of wet leaves sliding softly across a
window, and the way he is still watching me, even though he has no eyes.
I'm suddenly imagining a Slender Man "documentary," done in a style similar to The
Last Broadcast or that old Alien Abduction tv special. Interviews with witnesses of
various encounters through the years, investigation into the different events brought up
in this thread, and specialists analyzing photographs, intercut around home video
footage taken by a missing family, showing them being picked off by the Slender Man.
As we get further into the film, we also start to see behind the scenes footage of the
making of the documentary, with crew members not showing for work and not
answering calls, various production problems... then finally ending with a note that the
director disappeared immediately after completion of the film.
It took me a while but I tracked down the photos that go along with this story.
I first heard the story in 1983 while living in Arkansas.
It's about a young hunter making his first kill on opening day and vanishing while the
entire family looked on.
The Elliot family owned a 200 acre tract just west of a small town named Bee Branch.
Over the years they hunted and harvested all forms of furry critters on the farm.
Two State record bucks have been brought down by the bowhunters in the Elliot clan.
Family tradition requires that upon the day of their first kill, which is the turning point
into manhood, they must have their picture taken with their quarry in front of "The Big
Tree". This was a very big deal in the family because that meant your photo gets added
to the wall of fame.
This is where young Eldon Elliot joins the story.
Eldon had watched, listened, and learned well from his Father the ins and out of reading
the game trails. Eldon had spent many hours in the woods with his head full of dreams
of this year being his year to have his picture put on the wall and if the size of the
footprints were any indication he just might be putting the mounted head of another
State record on the wall as well.
Opening day of deer season found Eldon waiting for sunup sitting in a tree stand,
waiting for that big buck to show up.
His work and perseverance paid off at exactly 8:33 AM that day. Eldon held his breath
as the biggest buck he had ever seen in his 14 years walked out of the woods into his
line of sight. He ever so slowly drew back his bow, adjusted his aim for the distance to
his target, and began to relax his grip on the bow string to let the arrow fly. That very
second a twig snapped and the monster buck dropped flat to the ground and vanished as
they often seem to do. The arrow took flight on what would have been a perfect clean
kill shot and came to rest in the shoulder of a young spike buck that was standing
behind the big guy.
Eldon watched in disbelief as his dreams went up in smoke.
Well not all of his dreams. His picture was going on the wall because the spike buck
dropped about 20 yards from where it was shot.
One twig snap changed his fate from a 250 pound monster buck to a yearling not much
bigger than a german sheppard. Shear utter disappointment and embarasment was what
Eldon felt the moment that little tiny buck dropped. All the walking, watching, planning,
and bragging went out the window with that shot. The bragging...... how would he ever
live down all of the bragging he had done.
Eldon's Father was still proud that his son had made a kill and the family loaded up the
trucks to head over to the big tree for the official photo session.
The following photos were the three shot burst that his Uncle Bubba Ray took the
moment they heard the shriek and Eldon vanished before their eyes........
Eldon by the big tree (I cropped out the dead deer for the squimish readers)
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The Slender Man?
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Slenderman
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An artist's rendition of Slenderman.
Slenderman is a cryptid created in mid-June 2009 by several forum-goers from the

Something Awful forums.
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• 1 Appearance
• 2 Use
• 3 Photographs
• 4 Artists' Depictions
• 5 See Also
Appearance
The typical appearance of Slenderman was originally that of an impossibly tall man in a
suit with a distorted, blank face. The fear it inspired came from both the odd proportions
of the body and the distortion of its face, which encouraged the viewer to stare deeper
into it. Later posters would give him tentacles and attribute various creepypasta to him.
Both tentacled and non-tentacled versions are accepted in Slenderman canon.
Use
Before the creepypasta was widespread, Slenderman was used as a sort of "where's
Waldo", with users hiding him in photos. As his popularity grew, creepypasta would
become attributed to him. The most generally accepted of the stories would be ones that
had a subtle level of realism that readers could suspend their disbelief to, while outright
storytelling with the military and scientists are frowned upon as cheap science fiction.
Most recently, two projects have developed adopting the Slenderman mythos into
fiction: Marble Hornets, a series of online videos, and Just Another Fool, an online blog.
Just Another Fool ended in January 2010, but Marble Hornets is currently ongoing.
Photographs
Artists' Depictions
See Also
Marble Hornets
The Rake
Mattslox posted:
He's coming for you.
Every time I walk past the window at the top of the stairs, I always look out it, even if
just for a moment. It's a habit I've had since I was tall enough to peek over the sill. But
tonight, as I stepped out into the hall, my head refused to turn; even my eyes remained
fixed on the other end of the corridor.
It was as if my body was trying to tell me something... Not the frantic 'Don't look, don't
look, dear god please walk faster,' but instead the eerily calm 'There's no need to look.
You already know he's there.'
I'm loving the Slenderman. That's just an awesome name to start with. The minimal
backstory to the image was just perfect. Victor, you have a gift for horror it seems.
You posted one image and a tiny backstory. Planting a small seed of an idea into the
internet, without even knowing (or planning) for others to run with it, and make it grow.
Then, people saw your idea, and started expanding on it. The Slenderman went from an
isolated incident to a full mythos, with woodcuttings, incident reports, coverups and
multiple killings to it's name in just a few pages of collaborative effort.
Somebody compared it the Special Containment Procedures files.
I'm officially taking credit for creating SCP173, the original, and dropping it into
4chan's /x/ board. Pretty much the same thing happened there that happened here.
Anonymous ran with it after I set it loose, and the results have been phenominal.
The folks at http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ have done an awesome job with this simple
format. There is some very nice creepypasta to be had there.
What I'm trying to say with both of these, is that I am continualy amazed with how a
single idea on the internet can sprout and grow into something more incredible than you
ever expected, simply through a small amount of creative effort on the part of many
individuals. I won't be getting to sleep anytime soon thanks to you all.
(I'll try to add something to the SM mythos later)
Moto42 fucked around with this message at Jun 16, 2009 around 07:44
(So I take it people are OK with more fiction? If so, here's the next journal entries of a
Slenderman haunting. If not, tell me and I'll edit the post.)
January 28, 2009
Called Dr. Bronn about these journals. I don't want to write them but she thinks I need
to. Thinks I need to come to terms with what I--with what happened. We'll see if I can.
January 31, 2009
Turns out I couldn't bring myself to write anything down after my first entry. It just
brought up too many memories. But why would I have all of these memories? I couldn't
have done any of the things I remember. There wasn't enough time and, besides that, my
family is OK anyway. I didn't hurt them like I remember. Thank God!
I guess these entries are good for something, though. I remembered something I left out
of the other entry. When Buck and I got to the sidewalk and I looked back, I did see
something other than the guy on the bicycle. There was SOMETHING by the tree.
There's a small wood there, maybe twenty or fifty trees in the part of the park near the
trail and there was something else, too. I--I didn't see it but I FELT it. Just something
wrong.
These last few days have felt wrong, too. Not the same kind of wrong, though. I've been
having--dreams. Nightmares. Visions that I can't wake up from of hurting my wife and
son. And then, the next day, I don't remember them as dreams. It's like I really did the
acts I imagined and there's this horrible sick shock of seeing them healthy and walking
around. Seeing my son play with his toys is like some sort of dream instead of reality. I
haven't been able to kiss my wife without feeling like I'm kissing a corpse.
Last night was the worst, though. I didn't do anything to my family. But last night, HE
called to me. I laid there and listened. I couldn't move. And he told me, over and over,
what I was going to do. To my wife. To my son. To myself.
I think I need to be committed. I don't think I'm safe. I think I might hurt my family. Oh
God I don't want to hurt anyone
# ? Jun 16, 2009 07:44
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pixelbaron posted:
You done hosed up thinking those bars on your windows would keep out the Slender
Man. "I'm not stuck in here with y...". :kills you:
I always went with the assumption that his arms, and to a much lesser degree, his legs
would change periodically. The Slender Man wants maintain human-like proportions,
but try as it might, it's always off to the point where you know something is very, very
wrong.
Men, it's Slendermen, there are multiple of them. As seen from the photis, some are
more concealed with the only distinct features being height and lack of features. Others
have changed,reverted into a more primal or advanced to a different form, with the
increase of strange features, tentacles and the like. I hope there are multiples, or the one
there is can change, and he may be able to change into a more human form, and
infiltrate human society.
TO: OPTIC NERVE HQ
FROM: FIELD AGENT *****, N.American branch
SUBJECT: RISING S.MAN REPORTS

DATE: JUNE 16th 2009 1243 hours
When you guys gave me this assignment back in 88 there were about, I would guess,
three to maybe four S.MAN reports a year... now it's 2009 and I'm getting hits of S.MAN
sightings drat near 20 to 30 times A WEEK!
I have been on this case for the past 21 years and we are no closer to catching it or
even finding out how to kill it! I have been saying for years that there has to be more
than one and with these reports that flood my in-box and the things our Europe and
Asian sector agents have sent I can only say that this fucker is every where. Either this
thing is breeding or... I really don't want to think about it.
Something Agent ********, from the Japanese field office, told me has been kicking in
my head for the past couple days. She said that maybe this thing isn't breeding... but
these others are WAKING UP. That maybe these things have been hibernating for god
knows how long and how they are up and feeding. It makes some kind of sense with the
stories of this thing dating back to the Dark Ages of Europe and beyond that.
That leaves the six million dollar question... If ********'s theory is true... how many of
them are there?
I like the idea of just one Slender Man. Multiple worldwide sightings are due to his
ability to travel ethereally; he exists inter-dimensionally and is not subject to restrictions
of our space-time.
Differing appearances are the result of multiple factors. One, nobody ever sees all of
him, just whatever portion that the entity has 'phased' into their proximity. Two, most
Slender Man 'sightings' are indistinct glances or unclear photos; if anyone has gotten a
good view of him, they're not around to describe him.
"Some say that the worst monsters reside in the imagination, drawn from the greatest
fears of those who imagine them. I say there are horrors beyond mortal imagining, and
they are far worse. And I have looked on both."
Guys, I don't know what to loving do, I'm really loving scared
I spend a lot of my time outside at night cause I work till 3 AM and sleep in the
morning. I walk back home just because I like being alone at night, and I usually carry
my poo poo 15 year old camera with me
I usually walk down the middle of the road cause it's a weird feeling, you know, no
loving cars or whatever. I was snapping pictures tonight when all of a sudden this tall
guy walks out from the eastern road of the intersection. I mean, a loving business suit, 3
loving AM. So I figure maybe he's drunk, really well-balanced drunk, because he walks
really loving slow and looks straight ahead. I mean this guy moves so slow it's creepy
and unnatural. There's something off about his silhouette too. He stops somewhere in
the middle of the intersection and i take a picture, cause drat this is loving weird. I only
noticed after I went through them that he's loving looking at me! you can see his head is
turned...
Well, I'm not in the mood to get raped tonight or anything, so I turn around and
speedwalk up the hill. At the top there's an old gas station that's been closed for 5 years
and a parking lot, and I have to cross the lot on my way home. I still feel my skin
crawling after seeing that dude so just to make sure I turn around and there he loving is.
I mean loving seriously, this guy must be wearing running shoes cause I didn't hear a
single loving step and my ears are pretty good. Not to mention there's no other sound
whatsoever. I'm sure men's dress shoes make noise even if you're trying to be quiet. I'm
freaking out now, because this is really loving odd. Not to mention he looks like he's
holding rope or some loving thing, I mean look at the silhouette. So I start running. I
was hoping I'd lose him cause it really is foggy, and it's a neighborhood where you can
easily get lost if you aren't familiar with it. Whatever amount of time later, I look back
(this was seriously at least a mile away from the parking lot):
What the gently caress. I realize that besides for when he walked to the middle of the
intersection, I have not seen this guy loving move. When I turn around he's just standing
there. I just ran over a mile, and presumably so did he, and I can't even see him
breathing. gently caress all. And you can see whatever the gently caress he's holding
better here. What is that, loving rope? At this point I figure gently caress it, I'm going to
run flat out, all the way home because I'm close now and I prefer this gently caress not
to know where I live. I start running and I get the idea to take some pictures just for the
hell of it, I mean what if this dude starts following me around tomorrow? I only got one
that wasn't blurred all to gently caress.
Goons, what the gently caress is that. Those loving trees behind him are old and pretty
goddamn tall. The dude could have torn the top leaves off of them. His magical loving
no-sound shoes are at least 6 feet off the ground. I can't loving see what it is that's
keeping him up but it looks like whatever I thought was rope before. I can bet he wasn't
moving when I took the picture because the motion blur is pretty much the same for the
background as it is for him. What the gently caress. It's early morning right now and I
think the sun's coming up, but I can't loving tell for sure because every window is
locked, every shade is drawn. I keep hearing tapping sounds on the window. I thought it
was the tree in my backyard at first (its branches sometimes touch both the first and
second floor back windows) but the tapping came from the front. And there isn't any
loving wind. I'm making GBS threads myself here. Goddammit, what do I do.
quote:
I like the idea of just one Slender Man. Multiple worldwide sightings are due to his
ability to travel ethereally; he exists inter-dimensionally and is not subject to restrictions
of our space-time.
nockturne posted:
So do we agree that The Slender Man has something to do with trees? Because I'm
wondering if I should be freaked out by the ancient peppermint tree that is growing not
a dozen feet from my window.
Put it this way. Sometimes when you get up in the night for a glass of water, and you
look out the window, it'll look like your tree has one or two too many branches.
When that happens, stop looking, turn off the light and go back to bed.
I like the tree/plant connection because you could cast him/it as a strange creeper or
vine or spiderthing which is just trying to look like a person as a form of camouflage.
The impersonation is imperfect, though, so he falls right in the uncanny valley. He can
be killed, and what's left just looks like rotten wood, but... well, another one grows to
take his place. This means he can be seen anywhere plants grow, especially forests and
jungles, and anywhere in time because he can live to be very old and the spores are very
old and travel on the wind and stuff, and a bullet will snap off a thin branch but nothing
else, and an axe to the neck will just get lodged and make him irritable and shriek at you,
and if he touches you you get a rash or sting like poison ivy, and he appears in old
nursery rhymes to frighten children out of running away from home, and there's only
one or two Walking Men at any given time, but maybe there's a whole grove of Still
Men planted somewhere, and fire is your best weapon which is why he only comes out
when it's foggy or stormy...
E: oh, and don't ask how I know all of this
The following is a transcription of a tape found after a deadly house fire in 1993.
(Start of Tape)
Sarah: Why are you making me do this? What have I ever done to you? Why can’t you
just leave me alone?
Male voice: Please say your name into the microphone.
Sarah: S..Sarah West. He’s going to (Inaudible) you know!
Male Voice: Who’s going to come back?
Sarah:(Sobbing.)
Male Voice: Who’s going to come back, Sarah?
Sarah: That thing! God, haven’t you been listening to me! He’s going to come for me,
and then (Inaudible.)
Male Voice: Please speak into the microphone.
Sarah: He’s going to come for me, and then he’s going to find you. You can’t stop it,
you can never stop it. He finds you, and what he does to you is worse than death. Let
me go, please? I promise I won’t tell.
(At 0:50 the tape interrupts and goes silent. Sound resumes at 2:03.)
Male Voice: Tell me what I want to know, and I will let you go.
Sarah: (Sobbing.)
Male Voice: What is he, Sarah?
Sarah: (Yelling) I DON’T KNOW! (Sobbing.) I..just don’t know. He looks like a man,
but, he’s wrong, yha know? He’s too long. His face, it’s just like a piece of cloth with a
human face formed out of it. But, y..you can see behind it slightly, like an old worn out
handkerchief. He moves so fast, God, why does it move so fast?
Male Voice: And what does he do to you if he finds you?
Sarah: I saw what he did to them. He took them, and he held them up, and they started
to shake, like they were having seizures. As soon as they went limp, he would pull off
their arms and legs one at a time, like the petals of a flower. And then, (Unintelligible
Sobbing.)
Male Voice: Then what would he do, Sarah?
(At 5:34, a boom is heard in the background.)
Sarah: He’s coming! Please don’t let me die! (Sobbing)
Male Voice: Don’t worry, he will never hurt you again. What would he do with them
after he did that?
Sarah: He turned them into something else….Something wrong.

(At 5:38 a louder boom is heard. A scream and several gunshots are heard. The tape
ends with a hollow distorted electrical noise at 6:01)
(If you guys want no more fiction, I can edit this out. drat I love this thread.)
The Slender Man Mythos

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There is an enigmatic figure, most often seen as a tall, extremely thin man with long,
strange arms, and a face that no two people see the same way. Where he comes from is
as much a mystery as what he wants. All that is known is that there is evidence of him
existing for far longer than one would expect. Those who see him often wind up
missing—or worse—with their mutilated bodies impaled upon a tree, and their organs
removed and then replaced systematically. His presence is associated with paranoia and
sometimes a strange sickness, and those who see him are frequently found to be
maniacally writing strange messages, and drawing mad scribbles of a dark, faceless
figure. It is advised to avoid investigating too much lest you get entrenched too
deep...and find yourself the subject of unwanted interest.
Two projects, Marble Hornets and Just Another Fool, are associated with the Slender
Man mythos, along with a series of strange stories from people who appear to have seen
him, as well as photographs by people who have not been heard from since; a more-or-
less full list can be found at the Unfiction forums ; the articles for the works can also
be found below. The first collection of stories appeared on Something Awful before
people discovered that there was more to the phenomenon than was originally apparent.
May or may not be related to The Pale One. Below here is a list of works related to the
Slender Man that have been documented on this wiki.
• Just Another Fool

• Marble Hornets
• Seeking Truth
These stories provide examples of:
• Apocalyptic Log: A good number of reports on this creature are found in this
format.
• Alternate Reality Game: The mythos themselves, and many of the projects
relating to them.
• Being Watched: He's watching you, always watching!
• The Blank: The most common depiction of the Slender Man is missing his face.
• Blue And Orange Morality: Across the different facets of the mythos, it's
difficult to say whether the Slender Man can be consistently considered totally
evil, to be working toward a discernible goal, or even intelligent by our
standards. So let's just say he subscribes to Blue And Orange Morality and call it
a day.
• Breakout Character: This is how Slendy started off in the original thread. See
Memetic Mutation for more details.
• Clap Your Hands If You Believe: Some of the ARGs, such as The Tutorial,
claim this is the case with the Slender Man existing in the first place.
• Combat Tentacles: Slendy is sometimes depicted with tentacles supplementing
or replacing his arms.
• Complete Monster: One interpretation of Slender Man is that he is a cruel being
who prolongs the fear that his victims feel before brutally torturing and killing
them so he can make people as miserable as possible. See Blue And Orange
Morality for why this may not be the case.
• Creepy Awesome
• Depending On The Writer: The details concerning the Slender Man's powers,
personality, and modus operandi change from story to story.
• Dont Go In The Woods: Honestly, half the time he doesn't even bother with the
woods. So good luck avoiding everywhere you ever go.
o Early backstory suggests his first known sighting was in the Black Forest
in Germany.
• Dressed To Kill: Although there's been some question as to whether he's even
wearing a suit.
• Eldritch Abomination: A fairly small-scale one, as abominations go, but that
doesn't really help...
o Humanoid Abomination: Provides the trope page image, for good reason.
• Evilly Affable: Your Milage May Vary, but he is quite the Mr. Popularity. How
do you think he got his own legend from a simple photomanipulation? Tall and
stately in a creepy way, well-dressed, and subtle. What's not to like?
• Expanded Universe: Every single "side-story" counts as this: they all draw off
different bits of mythology and references, and his powers (when actually
shown) are not totally consistent. But that might make it scarier...
• The Fair Folk: One of the earliest stories of what Slendy may be; that he's a
malevolent fairy that lives in the forest and preys on naughty children.
o There exist Changeling runs featuring Slender Man as a true fae, or as a
group of very similar fae. There is at least one fan campaign that
combines fae-Slendy along fae-wellwraiths. And it is horrifying.
• Fan Nickname: Slendy.
• Foreshadowing: In Just Another Fool, Joshua nearly crashing on his motorcycle
after seeing a certain "businessman".
• Fridge Horror: This is a given, what with Slender Man's behind-the-scenes style
making it where both the characters and readers don't realize that he's involved
in certain situations until much later.
• Gallows Humor: The blog Cut! has a decidedly more comedic slant than others,
but as the blog goes on and the narrator experiences the standard Sanity Slippage,
it becomes obvious that the jokes are just something of a futile defense
mechanism.
I SEE HIM. Out the window, on the far right.

He's trying to hide behind a tree, but he's on the wrong side of it. He's pushing
his "face" into tree and I must say, he looks like an idiot.
• Hair Trigger Temper: Damien of Dreams In Darkness , at least when he's not
taking his medication. Accidentally getting embroiled with Slender Man
obviously doesn't help things.
• Hazardous Water: The Slender Man has some form of connection to water.
• Heterosexual Life Partners: Damien and Ted in Dreams In Darkness , more or
less. Even though Ted is, in fact, homosexual, Damien is not interested in his
"advances," and they live in the same house only because they are best friends.
• High Octane Nightmare Fuel: Literally. Many posters on the original forum
thread remarked that they had had nightmares about the Slender Man only a day
after he had been originally mentioned.
• Horror Struck
• Jigsaw Puzzle Plot - Frequent.
• Late Arrival Spoiler: Newer works have an unfortunate tendency to detail major
plot points from older works.
• Lean And Mean: Very, very lean. Very, very mean.
• Memetic Mutation: Slender Man first showed up in a "make normal photos
paranormal!" photoshop thread. After the first few Slender Man pics, he took
over the thread. Appropriately enough.
o There is also an ongoing joke that Slender Man is stalking Alex and Jay
because he wants their $20 and that he would go away if only they gave
him the money. Word of Gods state that they are sick of that particular
joke.
o The whole project is basically a deliberate manufacture and study of how
Memetic Mutation becomes an Urban Legend.
• Memetic Badass: To some, Zeke Strahm from the blog Seeking Truth, largely
on account of being the first person willing to actually stand up and fight
Slender Man.
• Multi Armed And Dangerous
• Multiple Choice Past: There's no 'definitive' version of the creature or its
backstory, which the creators encourage.
• Narm: In The Tutorial's first post, the narrator expresses extreme anger that
Something Awful was stupid enough to will the Slender Man into existence,
because his brother was killed as a result. The moment is ruined when you
realize that this is just an expansion of the memetic phrase "that's not funny, my
brother died that way."
• No Ending: Some of the blogs/video-blogs end quite abruptly, occasionally with
the implication that Slendy nabbed the blogger.
• Noodle Implements: The vast majority of the time, we only see the aftermath of
Slender Man's visitations. It's probably for the better, anyway.
• Noodle People: But you already knew that.
• Nothing Is Scarier: In many of the stories, we see the result of the Slender Man's
presence instead of witnessing the events firsthand.
• Ominous Fog: In one of the early stories, Slender Man's touch could melt
victims into a mist... and, in fact, was the source of the mist clinging to his home
forest.
o Several of the initial pictures of SM have him partially hidden by fog.
• Organ Theft: Well, actually, it's more like Organ Borrowing And Haphazardly
Replacing.
• Paranoia Fuel: He can be anywhere. No. Really. Used to great effect in Just
Another Fool which encompasses soldiers encountering Slendy in Iraq; this is
initially dismissed as ridiculous, Slendy's American, right? Cue a commenter
pointing out the German and Romanian variants of the legend.
o As the saying goes, "He only exists if you're thinking about him. Now try
not to think about him."
• Playing With Fire: The early versions of Slendy from Something Awful had him
tied to various inexplicable fires. Nowadays, pyrokinesis isn't considered one of
his defining traits, though it does still pop up from time to time (it's what sets up
Lost Time , and it happens to Jay's home in Marble Hornets Entry #25).
• Real After All: Or Is It? - There are quite a lot of similarities between the
Slender Man and the "Smiling Man " mythologies. It is possible that the post
on Something Awful was inspired a bit by it.
• Right Behind Me: Frequent in the video-blogs.
• Room Full Of Crazy: This is apparently what exposure to Slender Man will do
to you, judging by some of the articles.
• Rule Of Scary: Beyond being a suit-wearing, too-tall, too-thin humanoid with
enormously long arms, there's little consistency to what Slender Man is. For
instance, the earliest photoshops associated him with fires and depicted him
forcibly amassing a cult. Neither are common now. Nobody really cares—if it's
scary as hell, go with it!
• Shout Out: Although Slendy and Phantasm's Tall Man aren't too similar beyond
the names and suits, the original Something Awful poster did use the latter as a
template when Photoshopping his images. Despite noted similarities, said poster
had never heard of the Chzo Mythos's Tall Man (similar names, snazzy clothes,
too tall, too slender, and faceless).
o Yggdrasil allusions also pulled up a House Of Leaves reference in Just
Another Fool, namely Logan living on Ash Tree Lane.
o Possibly also a shout out to the Schattenman of 7thSea, a tall, thin
shadow-being who inhabits the forests of Eisen, the Fantasy Counterpart
Culture to Germany. He is known to mutilate victims as well,
dismembering them and stacking their limbs like firewood. He does this
with a huge pair of scissors, itself a Shout Out to the Tall Tailor of
Struwwelpeter.
• Speak Of The Devil: It's a common theory that you can only see the Slender
Man if you know of him, or if he is captured with technology. So, before reading
this page, he could have been standing right behind you. But don't turn around.
He only exists if you're thinking about him. Now try not to think about him.
• Spin Off: The Hanna Is Not A Boys Name forums created a less scary version
known as Slendercow. It is quite Narmy, and its one true weakness is Sunny D.
(These forums are quite cracky, and thus this almost makes sense.)
• Stylistic Suck: The soap opera film project Alex comes up with in Marble
Hornets, the mediocre health/workout routine from EverymanHYBRID , and
Damien's crappy Slender-blog attempt from Dreams In Darkness , up until
they get Hijacked By Slender Man.
• Things That Go Bump In The Night
• Uncanny Valley: A good part of the creepy factor in the stories.
• Urban Legend: A deliberately manufactured attempt.
• When Trees Attack: His tallness and multiple arms are reminiscent of a tree. In
some interpretations, he actually is a tree impersonating a man. Though the
inverse is just as likely to be true, as most of the photoshops from the original
thread have him in a forest surrounded by long spindly trees. Finding Slendy in
these is like a twisted, high octane nightmare fuel version of Where's Waldo. *
Maybe he is Waldo.'
Farchanter posted:
I gotta know: did he make this himself?
Yup i did.
I used the clone stamp ALOT, it works really well with black and white drawings like
woodcuts!
quote:
Another woodcut dated to around the 1540's. Its the work of Hans Freckenberg who
disappeared in 1543 in Halstedt. The entity to the right is very similar to the odd
humanoid from Freckenbergs earlier woodcut; 'DER RITTER' since both share many of
the same features such as unatural height and long limbs. One thing to point out is that
much work went into the entity to the right, at the cost of the depiction of the people to
the left and middle in the woodcut wich is very crude, something that is quite unusual
for Freckenberg who was best know for his lifelike depictions of humans in his earlier
works. The reason for this sudden change of priorites in Freckenberg's style are still a
topic of hot debate.
Okay… I’ve been pondering this all day.
Let me preface this by saying that I am an extremely sceptical person. I do not believe
in God, I do not believe in fairies, I don’t believe in magic and I think stories about
“alien abductions” or conspiracy theories are irritating beyond belief because so many
people waste their time believing them. My job requires me to think of cases in terms of
proof – I am a biologist, and unfortunately I get confronted with all sorts of kooky
theories more than I’d like. But I’ve never been able to get a grip on the following story,
which has haunted me for years. I’m still not sure what it is, and I never had a name for
it until I came across oblique references to the “Slender Man” from a friend who’s
interested in cryptozoology (and who forwards me this kind of stuff just to annoy me).
As a kid, I used to live in a rural area that only really got urbanized in the early ‘90s.
Apart from the village’s main road and a few smaller roads, the east of the village was a
dense, murky forest and the west of the village was bordered by the Scheldt river. Since
the Scheldt had been more or less straightened out by engineers a long time before I was
born, a lot of its former anabranches had been cut off and had become marshes. Further
uphill from the marshes were a number of farms, extensive wheat fields, grassy plains
and an abandoned brickyard.
We used to live in one of the oldest houses in the village, so creaky floors, cracks in the
walls that produced strangely melodious sounds when it was storming, or generally
strange movements and sounds outside the house at night were pretty common, and I
was used to them even as a toddler. I slept in a particularly noisy bedroom with a very
high ceiling, a very tall door and a large window. One of my only memories of this
room is quite a terrifying one. When I was about five years old, I awoke in the middle
of the night because my window had been blown open by a strong gust of wind. Now, I
probably would’ve gone back to sleep because I was used to the sound and the feeling
of the chilly autumn wind, but this time I heard and felt nothing. A very strong
sensation of terror gripped me, and I wanted to scream for my parents, but found that I
couldn’t speak a word, nor make any sort of movement. At that moment, the door to my
bedroom opened with a very loud bang, and in the opening, lit in the back by the
dimmed lights from the hallway, stood a vaguely human figure so tall that it easily filled
up the available space. The figure looked impossibly slim, and its legs seemed to fade
away near the ground, while its arms were flung wide and far. Although I couldn’t
discern any sort of feature, I got the dizzying sensation that it was looking at me. Then,
I heard its voice, which didn’t seem to emanate from its mouth, nor did it feel like it was
directly speaking in my mind – rather, its voice came from all over the room
simultaneously, surrounding me. Its sound was very deep and disjointed, as if someone
was speaking through a metal tube. The creature thundered the word “Jozef” at me.
Jozef used to be a fairly common Dutch name. When the creature then started shrieking
at me, I somehow regained control of my voice, closed my eyes and screeched at the top
of my lungs. I only opened my eyes again when I heard my parents dashing up the stairs.
The creature was gone.
As I came of age, I dismissed this experience as an extremely vivid nightmare, possibly

even a hallucination, since I became very ill the next day, and according to my mother, I
had an abnormally high fever. The only thing that haunted me about the story, which I
couldn’t erase from my mind, was that when my parents were running up the stairs, my
door was still wide open, while I knew that it had been shut when I fell asleep.
I nearly forgot about this ordeal until I was about 20 and started inquiring about my
family history. I was asking my mother a few questions, purely out of curiosity. This
mainly had to do with the peculiar fact that a lot of her male ancestors died at a very
young age – she was a baby when her father had died due to stomach cancer, she was a
toddler when her uncle died in a car crash, and she’d never known her mother’s father
because he’d died in 1947. My great-grandfather’s brother died young as well, in a freak
accident while watching a lightning storm from the window of his bedroom – he was
struck by lightning and killed on the spot. Another one of her great-uncles drowned in
the Scheldt after losing a wager to see who could swim fastest after lunch. Nearly all of
them were local villagers and farmers.
Now, as I was asking about my great-grandfather, whose fate piqued my interest, my

mother became very dismissive, and told me I wouldn’t want to know the story behind
his untimely death, since “it was an ugly mess”. Obviously, her attempts to not speak
about it only increased my interest, if only because I had in fact known my great-
grandmother for a short period, and she, too had refused to talk about her deceased
husband. So eventually, my mother told me the story.
In 1940, Belgium was occupied by Nazi Germany. Because my future great-

grandmother, whose name was Agnes, and her husband had a big grocery store on a
transit road between two villages, their house was chosen by the Germans as a
makeshift garrison. My family hated it. They spoke only very little German, and the
soldiers made no effort to learn any Dutch. They treated my family as if they were
mentally incapacitated yokels, and ate all of their food. There was one exception,
however – a young soldier named Peter, who was actually interested in the village and
frequently asked for directions to the best walking routes through the nearby forests and
marshes. Grudgingly, my great-grandfather accompanied him, but over the next months,
they hesitantly developed some sort of friendship, because it turned out that Peter not
only was an adamant trekker who loved being outdoors, he was also an amateur
photographer, just like my great-grandfather.
In the late Summer of 1942, something terrible happened. One evening, my great-
grandfather and Peter were exploring the marshes and taking a few pictures. A few
hours later, well past midnight, my great-grandfather came home, looking like an utter
maniac, wide-eyed and sweaty, shaking and unable to utter a coherent word. The other
Germans in the house were very alarmed, and while two of them guarded my great-
grandfather, the rest went to look for Peter. From what my mother told me (and she
heard the story from her own mother, who was about 9 years old at that time), the
Germans came back in the early morning with some of Peter’s equipment, visibly
shaking and completely silent. The next day, they took my great-grandfather, who was
still dazed and alternated between screaming fits and apathy, with them and relocated to
another house. My great-grandfather was sent to a German factory where lots of young
Belgians were forcibly sent, because he was blamed for Peter’s death*, even though the
local commander admitted to Agnes that they knew he hadn’t killed him. The
commander hoped that my great-grandfather would “straighten out” again under the
heavy routine of the labour there. He was wrong.
In 1946, one year after the war had ended, my great-grandfather came back home. He
had obviously been treated very badly at the factory. He was completely emaciated, had
a bunch of nasty scars and was deathly exhausted. The worst thing was, he was now
completely apathetic to anything. He mostly didn’t eat and slept a lot, stared off into
space or went on strange long walks without explaining where he had gone. The day
before he died, he destroyed nearly all of his old stuff, and ripped out all pictures of all
albums he had collected – he only kept one picture, which he paraded around the house
like a lunatic, constantly pointing at it: “It’s him! It’s him!” he kept repeating, until he
collapsed on the living room floor and drifted off into a coma. The next day, he died.
My great-grandmother wanted to burn that last picture, but my future grandmother

managed to salvage it, and later kept it in her attic. Last year, after she had died, I
quietly searched her house for the picture… and I found it. I wish I never had. The
horror of my encounter with the terrifying creature, the “Slender Man” as you all call
him, came back in full force. You can call me stupid for only making the connection at
that moment, but my great-grandfather’s name was Jozef.
I apologize for the bad quality of the picture, but it was pretty wasted when I found it,
and my scanner is a piece of junk. I have a higher-resolution image available on request.
* In my village’s official history, Peter’s death was described as an accident. The

official explanation was that he had sunk into a pile of gravel while on watchout, and
suffocated. This is ostensibly untrue, because there was no need for watchouts in my
village in 1942, and no soldier in their right mind would think of a pile of gravel as a
good lookout spot.
I was looking on wikipedia to see if I could find more info on The Slender Man and
wasn't surprised to draw a big goose egg. So while nosing around lists for unexplained
or paranormal events for instances in the past that might have been misidentified I ran
across this gem:
quote:
Perhaps the most famous sighting is reported to have taken place on October 11, 1966
in Elizabeth, New Jersey. The entity was sighted by two boys, James Yanchitis and
Marvin Munoz, as they were walking home along Fourth Street and New Jersey Street
when they reached a corner parallel to the New Jersey Turnpike. The turnpike is
elevated and there is an extremely steep incline going down from the busy street above
which leads to Fourth Street. A very large, high wire fence runs along the edge of the
other street below where the boys were walking, making it incredibly difficult to near
impossible for anyone to want to climb up the incline to the turnpike above. There are
bright street lights in that area, which gave the boys a good glimpse of what they called
"the strangest guy we've ever seen." Yanchitis noticed the strange entity first. "He was
standing behind that fence", he stated later to investigators. "I don't know how he got
there. He was the biggest man I ever saw." "Jimmy nudged me", Marvin Munoz
reported to police, "and said, Who's that guy standing behind you?' I looked around and
there he was... behind that fence. Just standing there. He pivoted around and looked
right at us... then he grinned a big old grin." There had been recent reported incidents of
violence in the nearby neighborhood, such as a middle-resident being chased by a "tall
man" down that same street and on the same night, so the boys fled quickly.
Well-known author, paranormal investigator, and journalist John A. Keel visited the
two boys in Elizabeth, New Jersey, three days after the incident. Along with Keel came
UFO lecturer James Moseley. Munoz and Yanchitis were interviewed by Keel
separately in the home of Mr. George Smythe and both boys told the exact same story.
"The man was over six feet tall, they agreed, and was dressed in a black bussiness suit
that seemed to absorb the street lights." The boys also said "He had a very pale
complexion, and little round eyes...real beady...set far apart." The most frightening and
bizarre aspect of the encounter is the fact that "They could not remember seeing any
hair, ears, or nose on this figure."
This next image was found in Egypt, believed to be a depiction of the Slender Man.
Referred to as in the text “Thief of the Gods” or “Thief of Kuk” (Kuk is the Egyptian
Deity of Darkness, depicted as female, perhaps why the Slender Mans victims are
mostly women). The carving dates back to roughly 3100 BCE in lower Egypt. It is most
commonly mentioned around Pharoh Wazner, and it is theorized that he had some sort
of encounter with the Slender Man, but it has never been determined.
Images associated with the "Slender Man" phenomenon. Filed under S.MAN. Extracted
from journal of missing person *** ******* , female, age 23.
Multiple corresponding depictions of humanoid form, multiple mutations or

deformations. Several consistent identifying markers, with other traits changing or
"transforming" from image to image. Total 32 pages relevant to case.
It's because he lives in our primal, ancient, subconscious mind that he appears more
often when people begin to think of him. He changes because he plays on our fears. He
lives in a nebulous, timeless twilight that constantly shifts. And the more stories you
post, the more images you find, the more you think about him, the more he feeds and
the stronger he grows.
He isn't coming. He is already here, and he always has been, and always will be.
No, no, no, you're all wrong.
The Slender man is an alien who crash landed thousands of years ago and lives
underground, in the hollow core of the Earth.
Speaking of which, The slender man reminds me of something, now that i think about
it...
This is the last panel from a popular horror Manga called Gyo. This is also the last panel
in a story entitled "The Enigma of Amigara Fault". On one side, people see people-
shaped holes, on the other side... well, the holes are shaped differently.
Perhaps this was inspired by the Slender Man, perhaps this is simply a way to explain
the existence of a being like the Slender man...
( I'm not a photoshopping expert, but I live near the woods, I could borrow a camera and
take a few pics tomorrow if anyone's willing to PS stuff in it...
Mr. 47 posted:
Hmmm... I hate to sound like a Japanese hentai director but... needs more tentacles.
TO: OPTIC NERVE
FROM: AGENT ********, ASIA BRANCH
SUBJECT: INTERESING READ
SENT: MAY 8TH, 2009
A friend of mine who works with the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department sent me
this article while investigating the suicide of famed manga artist Go Waita. At first I just
skimmed through it but then something caught my eye. Figured someone in the S.MAN
case might want to see
TRANSLATED FROM JAPANESES HORROR FAN MAGAZINE "DEADLY

DOOM DELIGHTS"
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MASTER OF EROTIC HORROR GO WAITA
by Hiro Koga
Feb 19th, 2009
Go Waita has written and drawn close to 230 guro stories in his 40 year career and in
that time he hasn't given an interview until now! As I sit in his studio I am greeted by
pictures of his most well know creation, The Suited Demon.
Koga: I like to thank you once again for inviting me into your studio. It is a real honor
to be the first person to interview you!
Waita just slightly nods.
Koga: Well, I guess my first question is about your most famed creation, Suited
Demon...
Waita: I didn't create him.
Koga: Oh... well who did? A friend?

Waita: He's real.
Koga: Real? A creature like that is real? Rapeing school girls...
Waita: The sex and surprise sex in my stories aren't my idea. That's something the
editors and others wanted... the demon is real.
Koga: How do you know this?
Waita: I've seen it... it killed my sister.
Koga: You seen it kill?
Waita just looks at me. He then stands up, walks to his bookcase and pulls out a large,
old sketch book. He opens it and shows me drawings of the Suited demon carrying a
young child into the woods. As I flip through the pages the story that plays out is like
one that plays out in many of Waita's books, except no graphic sex.
Waita: The girl in those pictures is my sister. She was seven years old when the demon
took her.
Koga: How did you see this happen?
Waita: I followed her and the demon into the woods. I was eleven at the time. I thought
that the demon was a man... a child molester trying to harm my sister. I followed them
into the woods... that's when I watch it happen.
Koga: You didn't try to help?
Waita: I couldn't I was stunned in terror when I saw it's true form... when I saw it tear
into her... It didn't see me... or if it did it didn't care. I must have sat there for several
hours because my father was the one who found me the next morning. I tried to tell the
police what I saw but they said that I must have been in shock. That I must have been
forced to watch some killer murder my sister.
Koga: I see... I'm sorry to bring it up... but if this haunts you... why base so many of
your stories on it? Almost all your books are on this demon.
Waita: You don't get it... it's all I can draw...
At this time Waita looked upset. He went to his book case pulling out all his sketch
books, opening up pages of half done works, most looking like they were the start of
normal pictures but suddenly they are invaded by the suited demon.
Waita: See... see... I tried to draw different things... normal pictures, portraits, even
other types of stories.... but it always comes up... FOR FORTY GOD drat YEARS!
I could see at this point that Waita was very angry with me. I quickly left his studio. At
the time of me writing this I almost scraped this interview until he called my office,
demanding that I print this.
Waita killed himself last week. When I tried to see if there was any way to see those
sketch books my friend with the TMPD said that Waita killed himself by setting himself
and his studio on fire. I picked up several of his Suited Demon books. All of them have
the same thing, S.MAN kidnapping and murdering girls in the woods (with extra panels
of sex thrown in, talking with his publishers they stated that in fact they did ask him to
throw in the sex/surprise sex aspect to the stories.)
I'm waiting for the reports to come in from the fire department to see what caused the
blaze. I'm wondering if this was a suicide or if the reports will say anything about blue
flames... like that house fire in 93!
OK, as I can't seem to attach images to anything at the moment (I am clearly useless at
simple technology and should be shot) I have put all the shoppable pics into a
photobucket account. Do what you will with them- I have written a slender man story
that they might work with.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v308/kytten/Slender%20Man/
TEXT-----------------------
So, it looks like The Slender Man phenomenon is more widespread than we though. It's
amazing what you can find on the web- these were leaked. Not going to tell you
WHERE I found them though. Seems Slender Man has been sighted in England, at any
rate, if these reports and photos are to be believed.
Emergency call transcript, Jul 20th 2003
Operator: Hello Caller, what is your location?

Caller: Help... Please help...
Op: What is your location, please caller?
Caller: [inaudible] know! we're in some old house...
OP: Where is the house located?
Caller: Somewhere on [inaudible]. Somethings here.
OP: What is the emergency?
Caller: Somethings here! Something bad. It's hurt my boyfriend, it just [iaudible]
OP: You and your boyfriend have been attacked?
Caller: Yes! Please send help. Anything!
OP: Sending officers to your location now. Please stay on the line, caller.
Caller: I can't! It'll hear me! Oh, god... [Inaudible.]
OP: Caller?
Caller: [Heavy breathing]
OP: Caller, officers will be there soon, please remain calm
Caller: [Unidentifiable sound]
[Caller disconnect]
According to the reports the emergency service traced the call to a mobile phone just
outside city limits. When officers and paramedics arrived on scene they found an
abandoned building, with no-one around. The door was wide open, broken into. On
checking the interior they found nothing- except a camera.
When the pictures were published, they found these. Creepy, huh?
Oh, but it doesn't end there. Canvassing the few houses out there garnered reports that
the place was 'haunted' they'd seen strange things around there, wouldn't let their kids
play there, standard stuff like that. Some kid had died several years ago, pretty nasty.
On a whim, I wanted to see if I could track down the statements from that time- I found
one, from the brother. Pretty interesting reading... I've excerpted the best bits, got rid of
all the distraction. The kid seems pretty upset when you read through it- understandable,
really.
Extracts of witness statement, 16 may 1963

... I don't know why we went to the house. Just seemed like a fun thing to do. I don't
know why the old owners left. It's been empty for a long long time. We got there at
about ten I think and we went to look around. James did some silly stuff. Like throw a
brick at a window. He's always trying to get me in trouble....[six sentences cut] it took
us ages to break into the house but when we got in it was strange, really odd. All the old
stuff there, all the old stuff from the old family. Even plates on the table, everything. It
was really dusty, nothing has been in for long time... upstairs there was loads of writing
on the wall it didn't make any sense. Pictures of a man. A tall man with long arms. The
writing was scary. I didn't like it....[paragraph cut] when we went into a bedroom my
brother said it was a girls bedroom. he got on the bad and started making moaning
noises. My brother's thirteen. He was laughing, I told him he shouldn't. Because the girl
might be watching...[two sentence cut] I don't know why I thought someone might be
watching but it felt like it was. I really wanted to get out of the bedroom. The window
was open and it was really cold...[paragraph cut] I looked out of the window. I saw
someone. Someone really tall and plae, wearing black. He was really thin. I thought he
might be the house owner and I was scared. I shouted at my brother. My brother came
to the window. He got all pale and started looking funny. The tall pale man was coming
closer. My brother told me to get out of the room and hide. I hid for ages and I heard
steps on the stairs and then I didn't hear anything any more. I waited for hours but when
I got out of the cupboard my brother was gone. I've seen the thin man twice since
outside my house. I'm scared...
Oddly enough, on the 26th of the month Simon Doyle, brother of James Doyle was
reported missing. Three months later two bodies were found at an abandoned train
station badly mutilated. They were tentatively identified as Simon and James.
As for what happened to the family that owned the house before? I think we can guess.
The words we know for sure were painted on the wall read as follows:
He is coming, the slender man is coming
He knows.
He knows where you sleep and where you live
Only he knows what he wants
He watches
He wants
Who knows what else has happened? Where else he's been? By the way the
investigation has officially been taken off the hands of [REDACTED] police and
handed off to a more 'experienced' squad, apparently. What are they keeping from us
this time? Just what is going on?
THIS TRANSSCRIPT IS PROPERTY OF D.O.D.
TOP SECRET
RADIO COM
LOCATION: IRAQI DESERT, 0100 HOURS
HQ: Echo 1 come in.
Echo 1: Echo 1 reporting. Still no sign of convoy.
HQ: Any activity at all?
Echo 1: Negitive, It is pitch black out here, nothing moving at all.
HQ: Stay alert. Insergents may be in area.
Echo 1: Hold on... I see something. Johnson give me a spot...
[massive static]
HQ: Come in Echo 1. What do you see?
Echo 1: It's [static] the doors [static] blood [static]
HQ: Repeat, is there wounded?
Echo 1: N...[static] Wai...[static]... the gently caress shot.... [gunfire then static]
HQ: Respond Echo 1. Whats going on?
Echo 1: [paniced tone] Oh god keep fir... [gunfire, static]
HQ: Echo 1... Echo 1 respond... Echo 1 respond!
REPORT: Another four man Army Ranger Team went out to the last location of Echo 1.
What was found were several discarded M16 rifles, clips empty, the radio, smashed, and
the remains of several Humvees. Blood was found inside the Humvees but no bodies or
any other signs of struggle were found. The night vision camera was found 300 feet
away from the Humvees. The only image found was the one shown. It is unknown what
the figure in the back ground is or if it was some kind of defect on the camera it's self.
Radio and video transmission from the bathyscaphe Nyx, following a deep-sea
excursion on April 6th, REDACTED .
Transmission Resumes
(Following a burst of static, video and radio return. Outside Nyx is a wall of blackness
lit only by powerful lights attached to the hull.)
Jonas REDACTED : "...ack online. Can you hear me? Over."
Patricia REDACTED : "Some interference, but clear enough to hear. Over."
J.: "Thought I was lost there for a minute. Any idea what's causing interference? Over."
P.: "No clue. Usually you come in nice and... wait. Port camera. What's that?"
J.: "Hn?"
(In the lights on the port side are long, irregular streaks through the plant life on the sea
floor. The plants near the path are sickly and dying.)
P.: "Looks like something gouged into there."
J.: "Wait... there's scoring on the rock below. drat. Whatever did that had some serious
kick."
(The port camera zooms in.)
P.: "There's a lot of them... seem to be going off in either direction. Did you notice any
of these earlier?"
J.: "No. Rock face is clear behind me. Maybe whatever-it-was didn't start feeding until
now."
P.: "You're... going to follow it. Follow the trail of something that cut through rock."
J.: "As long as it doesn't try to nip me, I'll be fine."
(The bathyscaphe follows the scorches through the plants. They continue on for several
dozen yards.)
J.: "Hey... I see something."
(There is nothing visible in the wall of darkness.)
P.: "What do you see? The cameras aren't picking it up."
J.: "Hang on. Scooting in..."
(The bathyscaphe gradually crawls forward. For a moment, a tall, vaguely humanoid
shape leans out of the dark. The cameras all go dead.)
J.: "...No way."
P.: "Jonas, the cameras went dark! What do you see?"
J.: "...sorta like a guy in a suit. And now you think I'm c... wait. What in the hell are...
poo poo, he saw--mother of gently caress, what are--"
P.: "Jonas?! What's--"
(Screaming, hard metallic crunching, terrible wet popping sounds.)
Transmission Ends.
***
The above video was confiscated shortly after the Pole Star returned to port, minus the
Nyx. Patricia REDACTED remains in our custody.
TombsGrave fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2009 around 01:44
Agreed on the whole one Slender Man being creepier. It's like he's some sort of
personification of primal fears that way. I have to say, the woodcarvings have been my
favourite images of him. But in them, he isn't wearing a suit, and yet in the more
modern images, he is. Does that mean he's trying harder to blend in now?
I also prefer the idea of spidery arms that he can multiply and lengthen to walk on or
grab things or whatever to the idea of tentacles, but the tentacles seem more popular so
that might just be a me thing. I am arachnaphobic, so that might be why it scares me
more. Like some horrible spider man.
Someone said "standardized form". I don't think we should pin it down that hard.
If it looks like a Slenderman, moves like a Slenderman then OMG It's on the roof of our
barn! Where's the shotgun? Where's the *crashing noise, screaming, transmission ends*
code:
File SM852035
Generalized description of the Slenderman
Appearance:
Tall, thin humanoid with indistinct features, with between 2 to 6
boneless arms
Torso is of normal proportion, limbs lengthened to point of mild to
sever deformity
Additional arms are frequently hidden.
Appears to be wearing a suit (black tie, black pants, black coat,
black shoes, white shirt)
eyes may or may not glow.
Habits and habitat

Known to be predatory to humans
Frequently associated with fog (Either prefers foggy areas or capable
of summoning it, unknown)
Frequently associated with woodland areas.
Abilities
No combat encounters, data or projections on record.
Strong enough to lift a fully grown man. (confirmed, incident
SM165608)
Intelligence level unknown
Capable of traveling long distances, quickly without appearing to
become fatigued (anecdotal)
Possibly amphibious (tenuous, assume true)
Capable of climbing with ease.
The tapping hasn't stopped. I live in a secluded place and this building is the only one
for maybe a mile. It's very quiet here even on busy days. There's no one out there who
can help me. I haven't left my room ever since got back home. The tapping hasn't
stopped.
An observer fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2009 around 01:13
Not meant to be criticism, this poo poo is still scary as poo poo. But I don't like that
Slender Man has turned into a regular-sized man that walks with the aid of giant
tentacles like the tripods in War of the Worlds. The original, I think, was much scarier;
a very tall slim man with what appears to be tentacle-like arms. It's scarier when he's
normal looking enough to blend in with everyday people if he wanted to and yet weird-
looking enough that you would poo poo your pants if you saw him. Makes you look
over your shoulder more and wonder.
Yes, but the Walker look gives it a much greater alien feel. Long, miasmal tentacles
spreading out and not seeming to quite terminate. That, and the way he'd have to move.
The suit part of his body, with his humanlike legs and occassionally arms hanging limp
and with a pendulous swing as Slender Man makes his way through the thick forests he
seems to prefer.
Reminds me, another potential variation of the Slender Man could have his limbs
leading into the numerous branches in a lot of this photos. It would sort of blend to the
point where you wouldn't be sure whether the arms are separate or not.
The scariest ones for me were the series where it looked like a normal if creepily
elongated man at first, but as he got closer he got more and more elongated and wrong
looking.
Perhaps some sort of mobile vegetable life which can mimic a person quite successfully
whilst stalking but once it is sure of its prey the true horror of its form gradually reveals
itself as it closes in for the kill?
It strikes me as a super intelligent and telepathic hunting tree thing, also able to start
fires in order to conceal its actions, or at least hypnotise witnesses into starting fires
and/or destroying evidence.
It's probably not alien either. I like to think of it as having preyed upon humans since
the dawn of time, mimicing the changing forms of clothing through history in order to
best blend in, the black suit and tie version being the most current but not the only form
of camoflague it has taken. Being a tree there are no remains in the fossil record, but it's
been preying on us since we were in caves, hiding itself by wiping the traumatic
experience from the memories of witnesses so it can safely continue to prey without
reprisal. And yet some hideous lovecraftian horror lurks in the back of our minds still
on dark misty nights out walking in the forest...
... gdi now you've got me doing it too.
I found a man named Henry Coe's alleged recollection of what seems to be the Slender
Man.
He was out hunting deer last year, way off in New Mexico or something. He found a
quiet place to set up, and waited awhile. Around 3 o'clock or so, he heard rustling, and
sure enough, it was a deer. Two deer. He was an amateur hunter, and didn't really know
what more to do than wait, then shoot. He watched them pretty closely, but they were
acting very nervous and skittish. Coe thought they may have heard him, so he did his
best to slow his breathing and be quiet. They calmed down, and, suddenly, bolted off, so
fast that one of the deer tripped over its own legs and went flying to the ground. Coe
figured this was all he'd get to bring home, so he aimed for its head, and pulled the
trigger. He said there was a click, and the bullet just fell out of the barrel- no force
behind it, it just slid out and landed at his feet. He tried to fire a couple more times, but
nothing happened beyond a click.
Frustrated and hungry, he decides to see whether he could follow the other deer and bag
some lunch. He leaves his post and walks further into the woods. He walks awhile, but
he doesn't see any wildlife. He keeps walking and sees the deer rifling through a cooler
next to a tent, eating the sandwiches and the bags. He aims, but hears something else,
and looks to the direction he came from. He sees a figure that looks like an emaciated
man, walking in a jerky, but purposeful, gait (he describes this like "stop-motion with
every other frame removed"). He watches as the figure speeds up and seems to be trying
to tackle the deer. It speeds up, inhumanly, supernaturally, and suddenly "sprouted a
bunch of branches". The deer runs off, but, to Coe's horror, the figure is still floating
toward the tent, full-speed. It reaches it, and shreds the tent open in seconds. A family
of three was in that tent, a chorus of visceral, horrified screaming starts as the figure rips
the people from the battered tent. The couple's six-year old daughter tries to scuttle
away, and is pinned to the ground instantly by the figure's apparent fourth arm. The
figure turns around and looks at Coe; this is the last thing he remembers.
This is the illustration he made for the police.

He allegedly went into a psychosis when he drew the creature's arms and eyes; there are
holes in the paper from the pen he used.
He was eventually admitted to a state mental hospital. However, it had to be closed due
to an unseen mold hazard. He was relocated to another facility, but disappeared
afterward. He was later found in his old room at his former (now decrepit and
abandoned) hospital, whimpering crying incoherently.
My grandmother was a poor peasant from Russia; I never knew my grandfather, Pyotr.
The last anybody heard of Pyotr was in 1939, when he “disappeared” to a gulag in
Siberia. My father was born a couple months after that, in 1940, and in the winter of
1941, when the Germans were deep in the heart of Russia and stories of killings spread,
my grandmother decided that she would not lose my father to the Nazis, to Stalin, or to
hunger and the cold. She fled—she has still not told anybody how—and she reached
America with the rags on her back, a spoon that had been blessed by the Patriarch
Nikon, and my father, who was originally to be named Abraham, but out of fear of
action triggered by a religious name, had been officially named Dimitri. My
grandmother held him tightly, calling him “my sweet Mitya.”
According to the authorities in the Soviet Union, my father had no father; my

grandfather was wiped from existence as he was taken away. When I was younger, I
could not wrap my head around it; how could a man exist and leave proof of his
existence—my father—and yet not exist? I later realized that it was simply denial on the
part of the authorities. Little did I know that my younger self, who saw a paradox of
existence and non-existence, was right. How could somebody exist and not exist? It
must be corrected.
My father married twice. The first marriage was childless but not altogether unpleasant.
The second marriage produced my older brother and me. My grandmother always had a
strange way of showing her emotions about my father’s choices. During the first
marriage, I am told, she did not scold him for picking a Jewish bride, as Russian
mothers of that generation were expected to. She sat without emotion during the
ceremony, clutching the heirloom spoon. Later, she took my father aside and, clutching
his arm with surprising strength in her bony fingers, whispered with urgent eyes: “The
world corrects its mistakes; it does not care who it hurts. Do not bring children. It is a
mistake. It must be corrected. It will come. He will come.”
I am not sure why they never had children—perhaps the warning, perhaps medical
reasons, perhaps something else. The second marriage, though hardly the most fruitful,
saw two children born. My grandmother arrived to pay her regards to the birth of my
older brother, telling my father, “You have made a mistake. It must be corrected. It will
come. He will come.” She did not pay her regards to my birth two years later.
Growing up, she seemed distant to me. Whenever I was over, she would move as
quickly as she could to grab her blessed relic and hold it tightly. She looked at the air
around her, muttering in Russian. I asked her what she was doing, and she reluctantly
acknowledged my presence, saying, “Something cannot come from nothing. It is a
mistake. It must be corrected. It will come. He will come.”
My older brother protected me from schoolyard bullies and tried to help me as much as
he could as we grew up. He gave me advice about the things boys had to know—school,
card games, girls—and by the time he was eighteen and graduating high school, he was
my hero and provided all the guidance I needed. About that time, things started to
change. It was not the people so much as the air, which seemed to hold less oxygen and
felt static at all times, constantly threatening to send out a spark at any point and any
time.
My grandmother sensed the change first, and started to withdraw from us more, if it was
even possible. My father noticed, and took us by one day. My father banged on her door
and we heard footsteps inside, but the door never opened. “Open the door,” my father
shouted at the door, “it’s Mitya. I have the boys.” We left in confusion.
To celebrate his graduation, my brother went on a fishing trip at a friend’s cabin in the
woods two hours away. When they arrived, the four friends noticed that none of them
had brought a bottle opener. My brother called me, begging me to bring one from home.
“Couldn’t you just run by a convenience store?” I whined. I relented after only a couple
minutes; I loved to drive.
About halfway through the trip, my father called me on my cell phone. “Have you heard
from your mother?”, he said, “Because she should have been home a while ago and I
haven’t heard a thing.” I was a bit worried, but figured she just was working late. “Oh,”
he said, “let me check the driveway, I think I hear her car.” I heard him go outside and
stop, then call out my mother’s name. “Huh,” he said, “that’s weird. She left her car
running in the driveway, but she’s nowhere to be found.” I began to ache and felt a bit
hot. “I think…”, I started, but the phone call had ended. I was about to dial again when I
felt a sharp pain in my temples, as if chisels had been hammered into each.
I don’t know how the car stopped on the road or how I didn’t crash. I was numb,
worried, and hopeful that I had just fallen asleep at the wheel. “You’re just a worrier,” I
thought to myself. Still, my grandmother’s words rang in my head. “It is a mistake. It
must be corrected. It will come. He will come.”
When I got to the cabin, I found my brother in the front room, staring at the kitchen
table. “I didn’t feel well,” he said, and I noticed that his face was pale and sweaty.
“Let’s go for a walk,” I suggested.
We went into the woods, walking along a trail that had been partially grown over.
Neither of us talked. He looked at the ground in front of him; I looked at the trees. Some
of them seemed odd. They didn’t sway like the others. They didn’t look quite like the
others. The just didn’t feel right. When I looked again, the oddness was gone, but out of
the corner of my eye, I could see something that looked almost like a tall, slender man.
We stopped by the side of the lake. I could not see where his friends were fishing. I
started to pick up flat pebbles and skip them across the surface of the water. My brother
was always better at this, and I turned to make a joke and suggest that he try. I looked
over my right shoulder and turned and turned and he wasn’t there. I was a bit spooked,
but reasoned that he might want to be alone. I was about to turn back to the water when
I heard a guttural sound that only said: “RUN.”
I shot back towards the trail and ran as fast as I could, stumbling over vegetation,
feeling something bearing down on me, getting closer, closer…
As I ran, I realized what was happening. My grandfather did not die; he never existed.
My father should not exist, nor should my brother, nor should I. It is a mistake. It must
be corrected. It will come. He will come.
So many people struggle to understand the Slender Man. They wish to categorize it,
compartmentalize it. If it exists, it can be understood. If it can be understood, it can be
controlled. If it can be controlled, then it is not scary. You are but fools to do this. The
Slender Man is not what you want him to be, not how you want him to be. Do you truly
think that it is man? You think because you give it a name that all of a sudden you are
somehow anywhere near what it really is?
This can not be named, can not be controlled. Just because you want it to be something
does not mean it is. He is uncontrollable. He is unstoppable. He is what scares you. He
is hate. He is pain beyond death. He is in your nightmares. He is in the corners of your
vision.
He is right behind you.
An observer posted:
How about, the more people there are around, the more likely he is to be just with
branchy hands instead of the ones out of his back?
You don't understand. You don't understand! He's not transforming, or coming out of
his shell. What we see is changing as we're exposed to something we should never see.
He is what our minds do not want to conceive. We cannot conceive of him, or truly
perceive him, but he delights in showing us the very limit of what we can handle.
Enough to horrify us.
First, you see a man. He is wrong in some way. Impossibly tall, extremely thin, but a
man. Wearing a very plain black suit, just a little bit too small. A bit too pale. Skin not
fitting quite right.
As you become more aware of him, he asserts himself more fully on your reality. A
truer picture of him imposes itself on your mind. He gets taller. The suit becomes less
like a suit and more like another ill-fitting skin. His hands aren’t quite hands. Fingers
have no bones, bend in the wrong direction. You come to realise that it’s not just his
hands. His arms are not arms. The smile is too wide. The rest of his face is all but gone.
There is only a grin.
As he comes to take the full attention of your mind, his invasion on your reality is
nearly complete. He is not tall, he is towering, a colossus. The not-arms are all that
supports him now, a many-tendriled spider of impossible size. There is no pretense of a
suit now, just loose, shriveled black skin. There is no face, but the inhuman grin remains,
opening wide just for you.
And then he has taken you. He owns your reality, and you don’t even know what you
see because you’ve gone entirely mad, and will soon surely die. The more you see him,
the more you know, and the more you're doomed. Three times, and this is what I know.
Four times, and I will know all I can know. And I'll never be able to tell, not in words
that can be understood.
I can hear him. I can always hear him, every day. Far, far away, but getting closer with
each scratching step. Only a matter of time until he comes back, and I learn everything.
TO: OPTIC NERVE HQ
FROM: AGENT ***, N.AMERICA BRANCH
SUBJECT: AGENT ******'S DEATH AND FUTURE OF S.MAN PROJECT
DATE: JUNE 17th, 0300 HOURS

I have to say once again Agent ******'s suicide came as a major shock to me and every
one who had worked closely with him these past several years. He will be missed...
But I already sent you that email yesterday. This is more about the "white elephant" in
the room... the S.MAN Project.
A tiny part of me felt honored to be picked to be the new lead on this, but there is a
large part that is saying I should not even open file number 1!
You asked me what I thought of the Project, if there is any chance of any "good" results.
I'm going to be perfectly blunt about this... it is of my personal and professional opinion
that this project should be scraped immediately!
I have read the notes, looked through the files. There is no way on God's green Earth
we will be able to do anything to stop this thing. In all my years with working cases for
Optic Nerve I have seen things and proven many times before that supposed "Gods" can
be killed.
But this... Slender Man... There is nothing in any records of anything thing even
remotely hurting it. Reports ranging from small arms fire, artillery fire (the report from
that Nazi Artillery team... that's what made me think about this)even full scale forest
fires doesn't do anything!
This is a complete and total waste of time and man power. There is nothing you can say
to me, or anyone in this branch that will make us change our minds. In a sick sad way
the only thing we can do is keep a record of this thing.
We can't kill it
No way in hell we can capture it
Unless a miracle happens and someone, somehow, puts a dent in the thing, I consider
this case to be changed from SEARCH/CAPTURE/DESTROY to
OBSERVE/RECORD/STUDY.
TO: AGENT ***, N.AMERICA BRANCH
FROM: OPTIC NERVE HQ
SUBJECT: RE: AGENT ******'S DEATH AND FUTURE OF S.MAN PROJECT
AFTER READING YOUR REPORT AND CONSIDERING ALL ROUTES AND

ACTIONS, WE CONCLUDED THAT YOUR SUGGESTION OF CLASSIFYING
THIS AS A O/R/S IS REALLY THE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE.
AS OF TODAY, THE S.MAN PROJECT WILL BE A O/R/S UNTIL RESULTS

SHOW OTHER WISE.
WE HERE IN THE ON HQ FEEL THAT IN SOME WAY WE LET AGENT
****** DOWN BY DOING THIS... BUT THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.
OPTIC NERVE OUT
{END OF TRANSMISSION}
I had another dream about the Slender Man.
The first involved me and a bunch of kids that for some reason I was in charge of. I
decided to take them down to the park so they could run around, play on the swings and
stuff like that, but as we got closer to the park gates, a thick fog started to creep its way
over the ground and soon our vision was pretty bad due to how thick the mist had
become.
I could see the park's trees vaguely in front of us and then I had a horrible thought.
"This is when he comes," I thought to myself, looking around at the fog. I wasn't scared,
though. I knew he was out there somewhere, but I felt no fear about it, as if it were just
natural that he would be.
I turned to the children and told them that we wouldn't be going to the park today
because of the Slender Man hiding in the fog. That was it.
Last night, in my dream, I woke up in bed. (I may have actually woken up, but that
thought is a little too creepy, so I'm going to say I only 'fake' woke up in my dream, for
my own comfort).
My room was dark, obviously, and I couldn't see anything clearly. My eyelids were
heavy and my eyes were burning with tiredness. I was looking towards my computer
desk which is beside the bottom of my bed when I suddenly realized there was someone
else in the room, just out of my field of vision, standing right beside the bed head and
just beside my pillow, if that makes sense. I knew that if I raised my eyes, I would see
him. I knew it was The Slender Man without even looking, something just told me that
it was him.
I moved my eyes a fraction upwards, but was compelled to stop at a sudden surge of
bizarre panic that told me I *really* did not want to see him. He was staring at me, I
knew that much, and even though I felt nervous about not being able to see him, any
time I moved my eyes I felt this stab of intense fear that made me stop. So, fully aware
of this other presence in my room, so close and watching me so silently, I closed my
eyes and hoped to fall asleep soon, expecting to feel his hands on me at any moment. I
fell back asleep and that was that.
Two nights in a row. Not making this up.
t was nice to think we were safe during the day...

I work for a local College (UK) as a "resident technician" Basically this means i am an
odd jobs man who will be farmed out to various courses whenever a technical issue
arises. Recently I spent some time at our motor-engineering centre, located on a sister
campus in a fairly small town in Michigan USA. We have a team of post-grads carrying
out research into car safety mechanisms (think impact spreading seat-belts, crumple
zones, collision detection etc.)
I was presented with this image as part of the collision detection research as they were
having trouble with the sensor going off for no reason:
After pouring over the files for a few nights trying to find a reason for the fault I began
to see something frankly rather strange in the image. Having read about the 'slender
man' before i wondered if perhaps he had made an appearance and set off the detector?
Have a look for yourself:

quote:
Napkin embroidered as part of Occupational Therapy by inmate ref: removed at

Paddock Centre, Broadmoor Hospital, Berkshire UK. When asked about figure, inmate
would only state that "he was responsible" and that "the maze should hold." Relevance
of dog unknown, although poss. connection to Berkowitz/Harvey claims?
After getting to the slender man stuff in this thread I went nuts for about an hour
rummaging through the boxes in my attic looking for my brother’s old stuff. Finally I
found his old mountaineering journals, and sure enough my memory wasn’t just playing
tricks on me.
Sorry for the lovely camera phone pics. I lent my camera to a friend and I didn’t want to
tear the pages out to scan them.
My brother and I used to be housemates before he moved to Ecuador, which is why I’ve
got all his old junk. He’s never made any mention of encountering anything weird or
scary in the woods, and though I’ve only really flipped through his old trip journals, I’m
95% certain he’s never written about such a thing wither. I remember seeing these
sketches years ago and not thinking much of them. There are a few more with the
humanoid figure in them, but these are the most clear ones.
I’ve sent my brother and email asking him about it, hopefully he remembers. I know
I’m going to be on edge until I hear back from him.
Assessment Number: 19-9300-24857a

Status: Eyes Only
Subject: S-MAN
At 0440 on February 22, [REDACTED] gas station in [REDACTED] ,

Pennsylvania activated a silent alarm indicating a robbery in progress
to the local police.
Officers D [REDACTED] M [REDACTED] and
P [REDACTED] H [REDACTED] arrived on the scene at 0453.
D M and P H did not see the perpetrator nor the proprietor from the
lot.
A procedural search of the premises did not turn up anyone.
There was no evidence of a struggle.
The register was intact.
The safe was not touched.
Surveillance video was mostly static.
Whether this was due to faulty equipment, poor procedures, or "other
interference" they were not able to determine.
Attached are the only two frames that were recovered.
We have obtained the original tapes and are performing our own
recovery efforts. See project L-4809334.
Note that the attendant L [REDACTED] C [REDACTED] is still missing,
presumed dead.
Click here for the full 458x761 im
TO: OPTIC NERVE HQ
FROM: AGENT ************, N.AMERICA BRANCH
SUBJECT: E-MAIL FROM ******* RETRIEVED FROM AGENT ******'S

COMPUTER
This was just emailed to ******. It's the old man's answer to the mail ****** sent him
two weeks ago. Thought it pertinent.
Re: I just thought of something, need your thoughts
Agent,
I apologize for not being able to respond sooner and hope you are doing well.
I appreciate you contacting me about this concern of yours, but let me be absolutely
clear: It is my belief that the scenario you are describing is absolutely impossible. While
The Slender Man can take on human appearance, the idea that he could mimic a team
member of yours is unthinkable. Let me walk you through my reasoning.
If the figure depicted on "Der Ritter" is indeed The Slender Man, as I insist it is, then we
know that it has not always worn a suit, but rather, in the medieval ages, a suit of armor.
This, not to mention the title of the wood cut, would make it quite clear that it was trying
to mimic a knight. Knights, as I am sure you know, was the elite class of soldiers doing
the bidding of barons and kings in the Feudal Age. If The Slender Man wanted to
appear not only human, but a part of the human elite, why not go higher? Why not a
baron? Because it can't, quite obviously. It can appear quite human, at least from a
distance, but up close it could never fool anyone, and it knows this. Thus it settled for
being a knight, who sometimes even wore full helmets, in an attempt to appear
inconspicuous yet not undesirable.
So the question follows: Who is the most powerful yet faceless people today? Men in
suits, of course.
I hope this puts your mind at ease, and again I wish you luck in your efforts. Do not
hesitate to contact me again if you have any more questions.
Yours Truly,
********* *** *******
DATE: July 15th, 1993
RESPONDING TO A MISSING 16 YEAR OLD IN LAKE OROVILLE STATE

RECREATION PARK, CA
Officer Jackson questioning missing girl's friend, Crystal Marie Parkriner
JACKSON: Please state your name and age.
PARKRINER: (clearly upset)I already told you...
JACKSON: Please...
PARKRINER: (sighs) Crystal Marie Parkriner, 16 years old... Why arent you out there
looking for Alice!
JACKSON: Ma'm please calm down, we are looking for her, we just need to hear your
story to maybe better help us find out what happened. What is your relationship to Miss
Elkins?
PARKRINER: She was my friend...
JACKSON: What were you and her doing in the park.
PARKRINER: We were doing a late 16 birthday party... her parents flaked out on her
since America's Most Wanted ran that story about her sister again.
JACKSON: Her sister?
PARKRINER: Yeah... couple years ago her sister was kidnapped, you know Katrina
Elkins.
JACKSON: Was Alice upset or maybe sucidal?
PARKRINER: She... she wouldn't do that.
JACKSON: Ok, tell me what happened.
PARKRINER: So... men, Donnie...
JACKSON: Donnie?
PARKRINER: Donnie Parkriner, my brother. Sal... (sighs) Sally Danes and Richie
Farms decided to take Alice to have a birthday party since her parents been putting off
doing anything for Alice. So we got some things and decided to have a camp party...
JACKSON: What things did you bring with you for this party?
PARKRINER: (getting annoied) Beer... food... cigs...
JACKSON: Any drugs?
PARKRINER: No.
JACKSON: OK, go on
PARKRINER: We got there like 7 pm so we were setting up the tent and stuff... Alice
seemed ok.
JACKSON: Was she drinking?
PARKRINER: No... she didn't drink. She was looking at the lake for awhile... It was
like 9 pm when Alice started acting strange.
JACKSON: How?
PARKRINER: She... got quiet. Kept looking out at the woods... then she started
walking into the darkness.
JACKSON: Did any of you follow her?
PARKRINER: I did... but it was like she was listening to someone else... like she was
listening to directions by someone. I couldn't follow her. Donnie got a flash light and we
went on... we started finding her clothes on the ground but we couldn't find her.... Please
find her... (crying) she's out there missing and maybe hurt...
JACKSON: We are looking for her...
The German Renaissance artist Hans Baldung (better known as Hans Baldung Grien)
was thought to be a contemporary of the previously mentioned woodcut artist Hans
Freckenberg (indeed, it is presumed that Baldung acquired his "Grien" nickname at
Albrect Dürer's workshop in Nuremberg due to the preponderence of Hanses at one
point).
Baldurg died in 1545 (the cause of death is not recorded), a mere two years after
Freckenberg. One of Baldurg's better known paintings is the Three Ages of Woman and
Death, painted in 1510 and currently in the possession of the Kunsthistorisches Museum
in Vienna. Famous for it's strange portrayal of a skeletal figure holding an hour-glass
(similar to the recurring theme in Frackenberg's series of woodcuts), as an insurance
requirement the painting was subjected to an X-Ray analysis following the theft of the
Cellini Salt Cellar from the museum in 2003.
Unexpectedly, the painting seemed to have been altered at an early stage, and the X-Ray
appears to show the skeletal "death" figure possessing a number of extraneous upper
limbs. Again this is reminiscent of the figure portrayed as "Der Ritter" in Frackenberg's
woodcuts of the period.
FILE COPY
Transcript from CVR recovered from Cessna Stationair N [REDACTED]
pre:
HOT Crewmember hot microphone voice or sound source
RAD Radio transmission from accident aircraft
CAM Cockpit area microphone voice or sound source
CAB Cabin area microphone voice or sound source
-1 Voice identified as Pilot-in-Command (PIC)
@ Non-pertinent word
# Expletive
[ ] Editorial insertion
... Pause
INTRA-COCKPIT COMMUNICATION
TIME & SOURCE CONTENT

1834:16 START of RECORDING / START of TRANSCRIPT
1834:25 HOT-1 Jesus Christ, I shouldn't have flown back tonight.
1834:34 HOT-1 [sound similar to human sigh]
1837:43 CAM-1 [sound similar to crew seat movement]
1840:05 HOT-1 [unintelligible]
1843:10 CAB [sound similar to baggage sliding across floor]
1843:11 HOT-1 What the hell was that?
1843:17 CAB [sound similar to passenger seat movement]
1843:38 HOT-1 poo poo.
1843:58 CAM [sound of autopilot being engaged]
1844:21 CAM [sound similar to crew seat movement]
1844:28 HOT-1 Holy # mother #!
1844:29 CAB [sound similar to tension spring snapping]
1844:30 HOT-1 Who the # are yo--turn around.
1844:31 HOT-1 Some # man in black hiding out on my plane. I've got a
# crow bar you idiot. Turn around.
1844:35 CAB [sound similar to deep inhale]
1844:36 CAB [sound similar to baggage sliding across floor]
1844:58 CAM [unintelligible] [screaming]
1844:59 HOT-1 Where's your # # face? [spoken in screaming voice]
1845:02 CAB [sound similar to external door being slammed shut]
[note impossibility, similar sound]
1845:04 HOT-1 [unintellible] [garbled]
1845:05 CAM [sound similar to single ECAM chime]
1845:08 HOT-1 [sound of human grunt]
1845:09 CAB [sound of crow bar? hitting side of cabin]
1846:13 HOT-1 I hit you # #! I hit you! Get off my # plane
[untelligible]
1846:17 CAB [sound of laugther]
1846:20 CAB [sound similar to fabric being torn]
1846:21 HOT-1 [unintellible] [screaming]
1846:23 CAB [sound similar to dripping water continues for 30.4
seconds]
1846:25 CAB [sound similar to slurping? continues for 23.8 seconds]
1846:58 CAB [sound similar to human grunt]
1847:18 CAB [sound of cracking]
1847:29 CAB [unintelligible whispering]
1852:31 CAM [roaring noise begins and continues for 28.5 seconds]
1852:36 CAM [sound of clicking]
1852:43 CAM [sound of loud cracking]
1852:44 CAM [sound similar to stall warning repetitive chime
continues for 2 seconds]
1852:45 CAM [sound similar to prop engine stalling]
1852:50 CAM [sound similar to radio static continues for 2.7
seconds]
1852:59 CAM [roaring noise greatly increases in amplitude continues
for remaining duration]
1853:15 CAM [sound similar to crackling continues for 1.4 seconds]
1854:17 END of RECORDING / END of TRANSCRIPT
The following image, taken recently by "Jason E", a student at University of California,
Santa Cruz, in a wooded area near Santa Cruz, CA is notable as one of the few
photographs of the Slender Man in which he is the intended subject of the shot. Jason
left a message on my page and when I replied and requested that he send his photo,
Jason wrote the following along with the image:
We were just hanging out in the woods near ucsc on thursday what with me and Ed not
havin class. Theres a few trails and one went by near where we were so people would
walk by every once in a while.
Maybe like 3:30 or 4 this hot chick in shorts goes by shes got another girl with her and
a couple of kids I think and I go to get out my camera (dont judge me man i like to take
pics of hot chicks so what lol its a free country). I get it out and im like, poo poo its too
late, they were goin pretty fast and where I was i couldnt see them any more (in the pic
you can kinda see the edge of the trail up at the top left) so i was just about to turn off
my camera when I seen the guy off in the woods. So I took this picture and then looked
down at the screen to see if I got him you know, it shows the pic for a couple seconds
after you take it on the lcd? but the screen is small and i cant tell so i look up and he's
gone.
Me and ed went back later and checked out the pics. I had to resize it down to 800/600
so it would be small enough to e-mail but I got the full size one too if you want it man
just let me know. I dunno it could be just some dude or gently caress ed says its just a
weird shadow but i dunno. You said to send it so here it is.
Jason's school e-mail address now bounces, I suspect he graduated or transferred.

Bash Ironfist asked me to post a couple more messages s/he found.
quote:
Date: Oct. 28th, 2007
Sender: Maj. Tomas C. Witmoore
To: Col. Steven Bitman
Sub: Ongoing S. Man Investigation
Sir, as you requested, I am sending you another update. We’ve received yet another
report of the Slender Man appearing. This time, it seems to have shown up near the
edge of the Yellowstone National Park. Our analyst seems to think it may prefer to be
near/around trees, as the body type of it appears to blend well with the trees. I have
taken over as the head of this task force, and I am doing my best to keep things under
control. The loss of the first team we sent in on the 23rd of October to attempt to
remove the bodies that were discovered, is a shocking event. One that touched the
people working on this task force deeply.
As to why so many of them committed suicide, I cannot say at this time. I reviewed
their files extensively after the autopsies. All came back as confirmed suicide. None of
the five men that committed suicide had any notes in their profiles to suggest suicidal
tendencies. The psychological examination that everyone undergoes showed no
suggestion of any mental disorder that might have pushed them to end their own lives.
Investigation into this is still ongoing, we are interviewing family members and friends
at this time.
I have sent in a suggestion to cease any further attempt to remove the bodies from the
trees in which they were found in.
The sixth man, Sgt. Conner is currently in the hospital on base. He has been heavily
sedated every hour, on the hour, after the incident. I have received the reports of the
doctor on call at the time of the incident, and the report indicates that reattachment of
his tongue is impossible, due to the damage caused by his teeth. The report states that
the tongue was beyond repair. We are currently discussing which mental health facility
he will be sent to for evaluation after he recovers. Despite what he had done to his
brother, the psychologist we had brought in to evaluate him has stated that he has not
been in a normal frame of mine for quite some time. I would venture as to say since the
failed attempt at the body recovery.
Further information will be sent to you as I receive it
quote:
The latest attempt to study the Slender Man was a disaster. I was adamant in my belief
that trying to enclose the Slender Man into a contained area would be a mistake. Time
line of the incident is as follows:
0600: Task force, with Major Thompson in command, arrives in area where Slender
Man was last sighted. Perimeter is started to be established.
0620: Temporary HQ for analysts and equipment is started to be established. Perimeter

is still not complete.
0645: Perimeter is established. Men are sent out to set up weapons and equipment for
recording and analyzing.
0700: Three men sent into the area inside the Perimeter to set up motion-sensitive video
camera, thermal camera, sound recording devices.
0705: The three men return, having finished their task. Reported seeing ‘wisps of fog
near the bases of the trees.’
0705-0750: Nothing of note. Wisps of fog appear at tree line. No other movement or
unusual sound noted.
0815: First of the sound recording devices picks up unusual sound. Described as ‘small
children laughing‘ Noted that it sounded as if there was more then one child.
0823: The motion-sensitive cameras are activated simultaneously. Nothing of note

except fog. Children’s laughter continues off and on, several minutes between it being
heard.
0852: First camera on north-eastern edge of the perimeter captures footage of Slender
Man. Appears to be looking directly at the camera.
0900: Second and third cameras both capture video of Slender Man. Second camera is
in the south-west area. Third in the north-west edge. Both recorded images nearly
simultaneously.
0925: All recording equipment are disabled. Repeated attempts at contact fail.
1000: Recovery teams discover the corpses of the first task force. Major Thompson
found alive underneath a fallen pile of sandbags.
quote:
Date: Nov 15th, 2007
I apologize for not sending you a response sooner. I have been informed that my visit to
the doctor about my recent insomnia has been sent to you. Sir, dealing with the
aftermath of the last attempt to analyze the Slender Man has been very difficult. Though
the scientists say the video and sound that was recorded is important, I do not find this
to be very comforting over the fact that we lost over a dozen lives.
As to the question of what exactly was gained, I honestly cannot say. After many hours
of studies, the exact nature of the Slender Man is still in question. Nothing has shown
how it moves, or if it breathes, or what it exactly looks like, nor how it seems to be
surrounded by fog when it appears. It has been suggested that it might be able to find
fog banks. Some sort of defensive mechanism, perhaps. Personally, Sir, I do not believe
it feels any need for a defensive mechanism.
More information will be sent after today’s meeting.
quote:
Date: Nov. 29th , 2007
Sir, I have recently visited Major Thompson. Our conversation follows. Note that he
wrote down his responses.
Witmoore: Steven, thank you for seeing me. I was thinking you’d deny a visit again. I
will make a deal with you. I will be completely honest with you if you ask me a
question, if you will do the same with me.
Thompson: Yes.
Witmoore: The video on the cameras was recovered, but it cut off before the attack
occurred. Can you tell me what happened?
Thompson: It came. It came to us.
Witmoore: It approached and attacked?
Thompson: It appeared. No movement. Never saw it move. It was in one place, then
another place. No movement.
Witmoore: Did it have any weapons? The bodies of the soldiers showed no marks that
would resemble that of a knife or wounds of a gun.
Thompson: It came and they died as it did. They couldn’t fire at it.
Witmoore: Did it touch them?
Thompson: I don’t know. I heard them fall down. Heard them die. The rattle of their
breath.
Witmoore: Did it leave once they all died?
Thompson: No. It drew a line on their bodies, and they opened.
Witmoore: What do you mean opened? It removed their vests?

Thompson: Like a flower. Like a door. It drew a line down, and they opened. It watched
as they opened, and began to work.
At this point, he refused to answer any more questions, and I left shortly after.
MonkeyMaker fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2009 around 09:34
I have this coffee table book of photos from Life magazine. The pictures go back to the
late 1800s.
Imagine my surprise when I took a closer look at this photo of Yosemite Valley from
the 1870s
Not only did I see our mysterious boogie man

But also the skull and rib cage of some unfortunate soul.
I can't say for sure that the remains are one of its victims, but I'd be willing to bet on it.
21stCentury posted:
I don't see anything...
Awww, gently caress. It looked fine when I saved it. Damnit, I should've checked it
harder before uploading.
Behind the second tree from the left, I 'shopped the dog in, except I made the dog's legs
longer than they should be, made his tail split into tentacles, and put gigantic hawk-
talons where his paws should be.
I just re-opened it and tried to do contrast/brightness adjustments in that area, but the
dog seems to have almost completely faded out. Unfortunately, I didn't save until after I
merged all the layers and only saved the JPG so now I can't fix the thing.
I swear it looked right when I saved it. I blame loving Paint Shop Pro 8. I don't have
Photoshop and from the few times I've played with it, it looks like there's a bit of a
learning curve involved.
Daniel K posted:
GyverMac these are fantastic. I love the reappearance of the hourglass in each. I think
this is meant to symbolize the timelessness of S.MAN?
In the danse macabre woodcuts i use as a source, hourglasses are always present, since
the danse macabre woodcuts was made to remind people of the inevitability of death
and that time was running out. (Like medieval/Renaissance people didnt have
ENOUGH to worry about :S)
poo poo like this has made driving home through my neighborhood which tonight
looked very similar (lots of trees, no one out, foggy) a nightmare. Really I was
completely unphased by slender man until tonight when I looked in my rearview mirror
and saw trees, I kept on expecting him to be standing there.
some guy earlier in the thread posted:
Look out the window
Man when I read this post, I smiled. You know, as in 'hah thats kinda clever I bet
someone's gonna get all wierded out, all slowly turning to look out the window'.
So I look up, still with that smile on my face, and on the balcony of the house I can see
at the end of the street, the loving slender man was actually standing there.
They'd hung an actual suit top on a high clothesline, and a small white flower on a long
thin twig in my own front yard was positioned at -almost- the exact angle to look like an
out-of-focus human head and a tentacle coming out of it's neck. Admittedly I wouldn't
have seen anything odd if I hadn't been half prepared to see exactly that right at that
moment.
The paredolia only lasted for a second, but I tell you I can still see it for a fraction of a
second every time I look up as we speak.
Who even hangs a suit on a drat clothesline anyway? And it's the only drat thing on
there too.
The Slender Man is an rear end in a top hat, guys. He moved in to my neighborhood last
week, and he's done nothing but yell at the kids, stare at people from his porch, and
walk around the streets at night. And on top of him, there's all these military guys
around too, taping him and writing reports and poo poo. And I guess some of my
neighbors have committed suicide suddenly, whatever.
Anyway, I got a photo of him:
I thought maybe this would help me get to sleep. It's three in the morning and I've
been reading Slender Man stories dammi
apsouthern posted:
Did you make up Freckenberg and the dates etc for your woodcuts? I only ask because
the info I posted regarding the Baldung X-ray painting was legit (apart from the link to
Freckenberg and the X-ray obv.) and it seems like quite a creepy coincidence?
Hans Freckenberg is entirely fictional, i just made him up in order to create a backstory
about my pics, so yeah thats a pretty creepy coincidence...
Oh, and i want more Xray pictures please, the xray of 'Three Ages of Woman and
Death' was geniunely creepy!
I'm starting to think we may have accidentally created The Slender Man. The sheer
amount of effort and fear going into this...
I dreamed of him last night. He turned up in a dream I was having where I was in an
abandoned department store still full of clothes (that I loved, by the way and was
stealing) and when I tried to get out he was just there, watching, watching. I was frozen
with fear, knew I was dreaming but couldn't wake up, and he kept watching.
Thanks.
My friend told me about a Nigerian folk tale with elements similar to the Slender Man,
I'll have to get him to send it to me.
February 8th, 2009
It's gotten colder again. Not that the temperature seems to change anything when it
comes to my dreams.
I thought that maybe getting out for awhile would help. It's Valentine's Day soon and
my wife and I want to go on some sort of date. I think my brother-in-law is going to
watch our son for us. Maybe going out somewhere with my wife will make me stop
thinking about hurting her.
Speaking of my brother-in-law, James, we went out the other day to some woods up in
Marin County. Some open area a friend of his told him about. It was nice, if a little
chilly. I snapped a few pictures (I really need to use my camera more) but nothing I
really liked. But I saw something in one of them.
I'm not sure what to make of it, but I feel like I've seen it before.
This entry is going to have to be short, though. It's late and I need to get back to sleep.
The only reason I got up was because I was tired of the trees tapping on our bedroom
window.
I think I'm going to edit my earlier post to say SM. I heard that SM can find you if you
write his name out completely. I think we all know who we're talking about when we
talk about SM.
SM is not hiding in the bushes when I go to work, he's not under anyone's bed, he can't
be waiting for you in the window. He's got a family now
http://img.waffleimages.com/6bf4846...493/wedding.jpg
(Horrible pic but it's making me think SM has happier things to do instead of causing
nightmares)
It's just using her to breed... to make more of "him"...

Who's to say it needs a mate to make more of itself? Could be like a fluke worm. Cut
off a tentacle, get a whole new slender man.
I suppose that would be why there's only one of him, no one ever gets the chance to cut
of a tentacle. Poor lonely slender man.
Haha I spent the night at the Myrtles Plantation two months ago.. nothing was spooky
about that mirror, but the entire night was full of violent banging and slamming from
down stairs and I kept pushing the covers off only to feel them resting on my shoulder a
few minutes later as I laid there listening to the demolition derby down stairs, hoping
dearly that it was just staff paid to break poo poo all night.
I think there should be less pictures of this slender man and more stories and "evidence"
of his persistence throughout history. I like the idea of a spirit, or demon, or aspect of
the mind that manifests itself throughout history- a gestalt entity comprised of
humanity's fear and isolation and a celebration of sin. Like The Rake, and other stories i
recall of a man in a suit who appeared in people's dreams.
I also think the faux-engravings are outstanding- its that sort of subtlety that's needed in
making something truly spine chilling. Less of this crap formula of "take an old photo
and put a stick man in the background" and more engravings, unwitting meetings and
encounters of this entity. Less is more, people!
Anyone ever heard of Padre Flaco? A friend of mine who used to live in Mexico told
me a campfire story about him when we were camping a while back. It was mostly the
generic forest monster stuff about creatures stealing children and stuff. Do you think a
Mexican legend about a tall man wearing black robes like a priest who lives in the forest
is a coincidence or part of a pattern?
Edit:
I think in some variations he wears a military dress uniform. I wonder if it actually
wears different clothes depending on the observer.
Dr. Arbitrary fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2009 around 19:39
I think he'd be different all over the world- but with some constant characteristics.
Always described as a well dressed man with hollow eyes.
You know, even if he's dressed the same, would you expect a tribal village in Africa to
be able to describe a suit if they've never seen one?
I would have to agree that TSM presents itself differently depending on its target. That
would seem to indicate some type of telepathy possibly? An ability to read the mind of
its victim, to know what type of image to project. Or maybe it simply studies the
population that its hunting in and varies its camouflage accordingly.
We naturally will respond positively to a man in a black suit because generally if you've
got a suit, you're a business man, worthy of respect. So in places like Mexico, where
Catholicism is still very influential, it shouldn't be shocking that TSM would present as
a Priest. And if you go back far enough into their history, soldiers were very prevalent
and needed to be respected, so presenting as a soldier would be natural as well.
Think I may have found another Slender Man article. Now posting.
Alta-Photo-Kidnapping
received: May 18, 2009 at 11:15 AM
INDEX: Police, Search

Search for missing Edmonton photographer widens
EDMONTON, Alta. - The RCMP is being called in to help with the ongoing
investigation into the apparent kidnapping of an Edmonton photographer.
On May 5, the Edmonton Police Service received a call from a concerned neighbour,
reporting strange noises coming from the home of Abigail Tuscone, 26. Officers
attended the scene to discover signs of a struggle, but no sign of the young woman.
Subsequent investigation led police to declare the situation a kidnapping.
According to friends and family of Tuscone, the professional photographer had recently
been concerned that she was being stalked by an unknown man. This had included a
report filed with police a week before her disappearance.
With few local leads, the EPS is now getting assistance from the Mounties, who intend
to widen the search area through Alberta. Both organizations are still hopeful that
Tuscone will be found alive.
Abigail Tuscone is described as Caucasian, 5'6" and 168 lbs., with brown hair and green
eyes.
Based on Tuscone's description and a photograph found in her home, her alleged
kidnapper is believed to be a Caucasian male, bald, standing 6 feet or higher. He
was last seen wearing a black suit and tie.
Police and RCMP are looking for any information or tips from the public about Tuscone
and her apparent kidnapper. You can contact your local RCMP detachment, EPS or
Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS.(CTV Edm)(The Canadian Press)
Too many similarities to not be him. I couldn't find the picture she took of her "alleged
kidnapper". I don't suppose anyone else might be able to dig it up?
Going with a wikipedia page up-front was probably a lot of fun... but not a good idea.
The right thing to do is establish web resources about the Slender Man first -
conspiracy-theory web pages, etc. Then, after there's some cross-pollination and even
interest from people outside SA, create a stub Wiki page that just links a source or two,
and treats the subject from a skeptical/fact-based standpoint (use words like "myth",
"alleged", and "conspiracy theory").
A page like that, that purports only to report on a fringe myth, would have been more
likely to survive. An editing history with a lot of different editors, over a long period of
time (rather than a goon rush), with multiple references added and removed and edited
over time, would have made the page less likely to be deleted.
Now, of course, that's closed off; even if we did all of this, the history of the original
page's creation and fast deletion as vandalism will serve as evidence against any future
incarnation of the page.
...which is OK. I'm thinking we (me?) register slenderman.org, work on it (make it the
typical disorganized, slightly unbalanced ranting style typical of the genre - just take a
look at websites promoting HHO, 911 Truthers, crop circles, etc. for ideas), and then
gradually over time add a selection of stuff from this thread, sticking to the top-quality
examples (probably not the supposed secret texts from agencies we've never heard of -
don't require someone to believe in an additional conspiracy theory just to accept this
one, as that is an implausibility-multiplier). You could even address the subject from a
skeptical-believer point of view, showing "obvious forgeries and fakes" on one page
and "unable to discount" stuff on another, etc.
Do it very low-key for a while (a year or more) and eventually it'll creep into the 'net's
culture, and even have a chance to attract the attention of lazy reporters who don't fact-
check stuff.
I think a big key to success would be generating things that don't explicitly mention our
pal SM. Lots of people have avoided that, and they tend to sound slightly better. Just
common descriptions or themes. When a witness describes the "person" as a SM then
it's just a bit too overt. That might be the best way to go. Let the conspiracy aggregation
attempts be the one to give it a label.
Someone else brought this up but a Coast to Coast AM call is a good idea. If spread out
over the course of a few weeks it would be a great addition. Small calls about little odd
things. "I was camping and thought I saw a tree moving." But not "I SAW SM HE'S
REAL HERE'S A BIG COMPLICATED EASY TO REFUTE STORY".
Slender Man needs a book/movie. Some sort of collection of documents and sightings
in a Blair Witch/Diary of the Dead (but better) style would fit nicely I think.
All the work that's gone into this so far is incredible, especially those woodcuts
GyverMac. I'm highly tempted to try my hand at something but my skills with
Photoshop are limited and I'm slightly afraid that 'he' will find me.
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to stay awake for the third night in a row thanks to you
guys.
July 13th, 1988
The body of Hilary Foster, age 32, was found high in the branches of a tree in an
Oregon state park near Monmouth. Her body was described as "twisted". Hilary's
camera, found hanging around her neck, contained the above picture. It was the last
taken before her death. According to her husband, Hilary took their daughter Stephanie
and two friends to the state park for an afternoon of fun on the river. The three girls:
Stephanie Foster, Jill Baker, and Amanda Harwood are still missing.g
Nashie 0 posted:
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to stay awake for the third night in a row thanks to you
guys.
That'll only make it worse. A lot worse. Fear is the food of Slender Man. Do you hear
gentle taps on your window yet?
About two or three years ago, a film school friend of mine, Alex, was working on his
first "feature length" movie. It was called Marble Hornets and I think it was about a
twenty something returning to his childhood home and recalling events that happened
there. It was pretty pretentious film student fare, but I helped out for a few days before
my summer classes started, and a few rare occasions after that. Everyone on the set
seemed pretty excited to be making it, especially Alex. The set itself was about half a
mile away from Alex's house, roughly a thirty minute drive away from where I lived at
the time. It was a pretty heavily wooded area, I guess to give it a sparsely populated
small town feel. Most of the movie took place outside.
After about two months of off and on shooting, Alex dropped his pet project completely.
It was really sudden when he let me know about it. When I asked him why, he told me it
was because of the "unworkable conditions" of where he had picked to shoot. Which
struck me as very odd since he had been living around that area since he was eight, and
never seemed to have a problem with it. What's even stranger is that he acted incredibly
distant when telling me this news. Soon after, he started avoiding me and from what I
hear, everyone else. All he did was sit around his house.
Being a film student as well, I hated to see his work go to waste and decided to talk to
him about it a bit more. A few weeks after he had stopped shooting, I finally convinced
him to let me come over.
Something about him was worse than I'd originally thought. He had lost a good bit of
weight, and looked pretty sickly. I pretended like I didn't notice and we just hung out for
awhile. Right before I left, I asked him about Marble Hornets and what he was planning
on doing with all of his tapes of raw footage. With almost no hesitation, he simply said
"burn them".
This caught me off guard. When I asked why he didn't just archive them for B-roll in
future projects, he just said he never wanted to work with the footage again. He was
completely serious about this. I couldn't understand why he'd just want to get rid of it
completely. Surely it wasn't all that useless. So I asked if I could take a look at them.
He agreed, but only under the circumstance that I never bring them back to him, and
never discuss what was on them with him. He also highly discouraged me from showing
any if it to anyone else. I laughed at this, and said that he must have accidentally made
The Ring or something with the way he was talking. He didn't acknowledge this and
brought me up to his attic, where he was storing the pile of tapes.
There were tons of them. He grabbed a couple of plastic shopping bags and piled the
tapes in and gave them to me, then shooed me out of the attic. Right as I was walking
out the door, he said, in the most serious tone I've ever heard from someone, "I'm not
kidding, don't ever bring this up around me again."
Alex's comment was so sudden that I didn't have time to react before he had closed the
door on me. He transferred to an out of state school soon after that and I haven't seen
him since.
I filed the tapes separately from my others, and was honestly too freaked out to look at
them at the time, and eventually forgot about them. But reading about the slender man
has peaked my interest again. Maybe it's what Alex was talking about that day.
I've decided to begin going through the tapes later tonight. If I don't do it now, I
probably never will. I'm hoping all I find is an unfinished student film and nothing else.
That would sure put me at ease now that I'm thinking about it again.
If there's interest, I'll post anything that I find on here.
ce gars fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2009 around 00:09
ce gars posted:
*Student film cut short.*
I'm in a similar situation.
My father documents almost everything "family related" with his video camera, and
from time to time, we sit and watch them and remember the good times blah blah blah.
Well, in the summer of 2001, we were outside playing around as usual, and dad was
videoing, as usual. But, for whatever reason, he never let us view that specific tape.
There could be a million reasons why, but I figure why not give it a shot. If anything
turns up SM-ish, I'll let you guys know. Or hell, even if it isn't, it may still be worth a
note.
EDIT: Just read Daniel K and ce gar's posts. I've had a similar experience where a friend
videotape myself and other friends in the woods (I kid you not unfortunately) and took
his video camera home. The next day he refused to let us see the footage. It could be for
several innocent reasons but he was deadly serious when he refused and now either
pretends that he doesn't remember what we're talking about whenever we bring it up.
(Or maybe he genuinely doesn't remember, who knows.) But anyway ce gar your story
sounds intriguing and I for one would be really interested to know what you find on
those tapes.
These are pretty good, but is it really necessary to have a back story or a M.O.? He just
likes tormenting people for their organs or whatever.
---
unable to properly describe what happened, i was submitted to solitary psychiatric
observation. I don't really remember what happened for most of the time I was there
either, but i remember more questions. When i was released, i did my best to forget the
whole thing, but I just couldn't. Then, three years later, a man arrived at my door. He
said he had been a worker at my psych unit, and needed to see me. He had present at all
of my "sessions," and that he had kept something that was mine. It was supposed to
have been confiscated at the end of my evaluation with my other drawings in the file,
but he said he knew he needed to save this for me, so that I would know for certain what
happened. Without another word, he let himself out, and left me staring at that paper for
hours. The next day, he was found dead in his apartment. The death was never
investigated. I still don't know if it was a coverup, or if "it" came for him. But I am sure
that I cannot sleep or will not wake up. I cannot leave. i can hear the waiting noises just
outside. All i can do is wait, and return to this damned drawing, and wonder...

(i'm not the best storyteller, but I figured since i can't photoshop and drew instead, that
i'd give some writing a shot to make up for it.)
^^^
I love the picture and there's something about hearing "the waiting noises just outside"
that scares the hell out of me.
I did some digging on the so-called "slender man" and discovered this photo. All it said
was that the drawing was found at a day care parking lot.
I was out with some friends in San Francisco last weekend, took some photos and such,
then noticed this tonight.
I don't think I want to sleep tonight
quote:
In the winter of 1809 the English industrial town of Blackburn, Lancashire was victim
to a spate of child disappearances. Over the course of several months 12 children
vanished from their homes and authorities mounted a search of the (then) dense
countryside and farmlands. The only evidence found was of several dozen uprooted
trees, with no discernable pattern to this trail adverse weather is blamed for the
uprooting.
During their investigation the mother of one of the children, Joanne Cowling, reported
seeing a well-dressed, unusually tall and emaciated looking man in the area around her
house for several nights previous to the young Cowling’s disappearance. Investigations
into the scene of the abduction turned up no traces of foul play.
On December 1st that year a local farmer Paul Henshall reports seeing the body of a
child hanging from a tree on his grounds. Police are called to the scene but find no body
and no evidence to support Henshall’s claim. He is questioned and released shortly after
with no evidence against his name.
When any evidence or hint to the location of the children had failed to show up by the
following summer the pace of the investigation (and local interest in it) began to slow
down as town interest began to turn towards the ever growing industrial presence. All
children are declared dead.
It isn’t until 1856 that the case takes its next step forward. During the landscaping of
Corporation Park (now the main formal park in Blackburn) workers uncovered a burrow
with the incomplete skeletons of 11 small children inside. One worker (Nathan Kay, an
Accrington resident and recreational hunter) described the inside of the cavity as
resembling an animal’s burrow used for hibernation. It appeared to be recently vacated.
The grisly discovery however was widely ignored by the local media with a concerted
effort being made not to tarnish the opening the new recreational area.
The skeletons were all missing their left hand and the second and third ribs on the right
side of the rib cage. Several of them were also missing their humerus and left scapula.
The exact cause of death and reason for the precise removal of certain body parts has
never been ascertained although a form of ritualistic murder and practice is one of many
official theories passed around. The location of the 12th skeleton to this day remains a
mystery. (Jean Adair, 1989: 117)
Adair, J. (1989) British Myths, Legends and Unsolved Tales, London: Pan Books.
There was a monster in Billy and Mandy as I recall that wore a suit and extended
tentacles from his back, another character inspired by an experience with the slender
man?
Combined with doctor octopus and various other cartoon villains maybe authors were
trying to put subtle warnings of the slender man in children's stories while avoiding
directly acknowledging its existence.
I was walking through the store when a kid came running around the around the corner,
yelling and laughing. Chasing her was another kid. A third child was pushing him in a
cart, so he was eye level, and he had hollow pool noodles on his arms and was wagging
them at the little girl and making sort of generic creepy noises.
Heart. Stopped.
DATE: FEBRUARY 19TH, 1995
RECORDED WITNESS HEARING
1ST OFFICER: This is Officer Ian Tennisson, the time is.. 00.17 February 19th.
Recording of witness.. Oliver Hodgeson.. Regarding (pause) circumstances occurring
earlier. Oliver.. Will you corporate and answer my questions?
HODGESON: (murmurs) Yes.
TENNISSON: Describe what happened leading up to the events.
HODGESON: I was driving home from work. The radio began to (pause) flicker and all
I could hear was static (pause) over the static I heard (heavy breathing, unintelligible)
TENNISSON: Sobbing?
HODGESON: Yes (pause) I began feeling uncomfortable (unintelligible) skin crawling.

I called home..
TENNISSON: Why?
HODGESON: I (stutters) I couldn't tell you. I got a feeling..
TENNISSON: Your call home was recorded. Now playing Item 3C for the recording..
(silence)
(eventually)TENNISSON: How far were you from home after this call?
(silence)
TENNISSON: How fa(interrupted)
HODGESON: (panicked breathing) 5 minutes..
TENNISSON: And you drove straight home. What happened on arrival?
HODGESON: I saw(pause) I saw..
(unintelligble)
HODGESON: I.. Can't(breathing picks up pace, chair scuffling, loud crash)

ABRUPT END OF RECORDING.
Henry K. Hardarse posted:
I'm no writer, but who thinks they could write an account of a seance?
RECORDING OF A SEANCE BELIEVED TO BE RECORDED IN 1937
IN ATTENDANCE ARE MADAM JESSICA DE VILLE (SPIRIT MEDIUM)

ALISTER MARKEM, CLAUDIA MARKEM (ALISTOR'S WIFE), FREDERICK
VON HYDE (GERMAN PARANORMAL RESEARCHER), AND DAN MICHELLES
(RECORDING ENGINEER)
[First sound of some small talk]
DE VILLE: (softly tapping a glass) Everything is ready. Please gather around the table
and join hands.
[sound of some chair being moved around and then a low humming sound from DE
VILLE]
DE VILLE: Oh spirits of the other world. I call for you to hear me... call for you to help
me and my guest find answers... oh spirits... Those of you who have joined hands please
let the spirits know who you are.
ALISTER: (clears throat) A...Alister Markem
CLAUDIA: Claudia Markem
VON HYDE: Frederick von Hyde
MICHELLES: (nervous) Me too? Dan Michelles.
DE VILLE: Spirits, hear me... Two of us are looking for answers... looking for hope...
looking for a missing child... please spirits... help us fi....
[A coughing, gasping sound comes from DE VILLE. Worried mummers coming from
the others]
VON HYDE: (worried tone to his voice) Jessica... Jessica speak to us, are you alright?
[Chocking gasping sounds get louder]
UNKNOWN CHILD LIKE VOICE: Go away... go away...
CLAUDIA: (upset) T...that's Maggie.... Maggie where are you?
MICHELLES: Where is the voice coming from?
CHILD VOICE: Too late... too late... he is coming... too late....
ALISTER: Who is coming? Please Maggie tell us where you are!
VON HYDE: Dear god... Jessica!

[Sound of Claudia screaming, sound of chairs being pushed over]
MICHELLES: I will call for help
CHILD VOICE: (slowly doing deeper) He comes... for he will hear you... for he will
know...
VON HYDE: Breath Jessica!
ALISTER: Wa... whats that around her neck?
CLAUDIA: Maggie... where are you? Please tell us
[A loud pitch noise, suddenly what sounds like a large number of children's voice can
be heard in all different languages yelling and screaming]
[Sound of glass and furniture breaking]
ALISTER: W...what is holding her up in the air?
VON HYDE: [translated from German] My god... its the tall man... you... you can't be
real...
MICHELLES: [Yelling from what sounds like another room] The phone... its dead...
ALISTER: [screaming] What are you!
VON HYDE: [yelling in German, can not hear what he is yelling]
CLAUDIA: What have you done with Maggie?
MICHELLES: W...What is that?
ALISTER: P...put the gun down Frederick!
VON HYDE: [screaming in German]
[Sound of gun fire, sound of glass and wood breaking. For several moments there is
screaming, then silence. After about 50 seconds there is a sound of wimpering]
CLAUDIA: W...will you show me where she is?
[Odd sound]
CLAUDIA: Okay...
[Record ends]
Does slender man remind anyone else of this tall, suited fellow?
where is the slender man
whErE iS tHE SleNDeR mAn
WHERE IS THE SLENDER MAN

HERE IS THE SLENDER MAN
She sprints up the stairs, the sound of her feet banging on the wood is too clear in the
silence. Her mind is not working, she isn't thinking about the way it moved, the face it
didn't really have, the sounds it made, the screams and cracking.
No, her mind is not working, she needs to get away, she has come far in the car, as fast
as she can and now she's home. It can't have followed her, that is impossible, but she
won't slow down until she's in her room.
She bursts through the door and onto the bed, face down and sobbing as the adrenaline
rush takes its toll and her mind catches up with her brain. Deep heaving breathes of air,
screaming at the thought of it, the way it wailed, god save her, like a child! The way it
looked, wrong, a nightmare invading her waking world.
She turns her head to the door and her noises stop with a sharp intake of breath.
Her heart stabs her chest with cold terror. In the corner of her eye, in the shadow behind
the wardrobe... its too dark. Oh god she can see its arm!
She sits frozen, staring at the door, the malformed darkness in her peripheral vision, it
knows she sees it, it knows there is nothing she can do now, it knows she knows that.
It waits with a malignant curiosity, a man pulling legs off a spider, to see what she does
now.
Has anyone thought about the possibility that we are creating a tulpa? It's a thought
form that is realized through the efforts of a group of people. We might be creating the
Slender Man, making him real.
The Toronto Society for Psychical Research did this with an entity called "Philip" in the
mid-70's. There was a book written about it, called "Conjuring up Philip." "He" was a
fictional person, knowingly created by the group. It was all fun and games until "Philip"
started to take on a mind of his own. "Philip" became real, as far as any paranormal
thing could be said to be real. So take all this with a big grain of salt.
http://www.pararesearchers.org/Ghos...ticle_five.html
has a bibliography for those who are interested in looking into this further.
How long until there is agreement about what the Slender Man looks like? When will he
have a specific MO? Can the hidden superstitious heart of the SA goons give Slender
Man an independent existence? Think about it, a few hundred or maybe even a thousand
goons, all looking at the pictures and creating the stories. I find myself looking at the
shadows, imagining how they might fall together to show a lurking Slender Man. TSM
pulls so many primal strings: his wrongness to our eyes, the hair on the back of the neck
rising, the subconscious "Nonononono" that bursts across the imagination. He drags the
monsters out of the back of our modern minds. He is a satisfactory booger man,
pressing all the right buttons. Even if we don't really believe in the supernatural, even if
our rational minds laugh at such an absurdity...we are cutting him out and sewing him
together. We're stuffing him with nightmares and unspoken fears.
And what happens when the pictures are no longer photoshops?
Soakie fucked around with this message at Jun 20, 2009 around 08:52
Soakie fucked around with this message at Jun 20, 2009 around 08:52
After reading through this thread I decided to throw my hat into the "Slender Man" ring
and wrote a short story.
Patient Report by Dr. Stephen Way, Windsor Pines Psychiatric Hospital, February 1998
02/12/98
Patient #015296
Patient was admitted a week ago with complaints of a loud piercing scream. Claims it
happens every night, starts as a low mutter and then builds to an ear-shattering scream.
No one else seems to hear to this. Consulting medical history on what medication
should be given.
02/15/98
Patient still complaining of screams but now they are accompanied by low laughter, a
giggle, like from children. Around 2100 patient was heard fearfully yelling to be let out.
He was sedated shortly after.
02/17/98
Other patients are now complaining of hearing the same scream. Security has been
placed on hallway to assure nothing suspicious is going on. Patient is now claiming that
one of the trees outside is coming to get him.
02/18/98
Patient has been clawing at the walls and carved “I NEVER MEANT TO LIE” into the
walls with his fingernails. When asked about what lie the patient is referring to he won’t
answer.
02/20/98
Security now claiming to hear the scream. The patient now says that one of the trees is a
man come to kill him. When asked to describe this man he said “He is very tall… and
lanky. H-he wears a business suit, black with a white shirt and black tie. His skin is ash
grey and his eyes, his terrible, TERRIBLE eyes.. th-they don’t exist. Horrifying white
orbs. He also has tendrils coming from his back and he-he-he’s COMING TO GET ME
OH GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” The patient was once again sedated shortly
afterward.
02/21/98
Patient #137601 has gone missing, though there was no visible damage done to the
room and the door remained locked. #015296 claims the “Slender Man” as he has come
to call this mysterious being, took him away.
02/28/98
Patient has been quiet for about a week now, no major disturbances since #137601 went
missing.
03/01/98
*click*
“The hallway has gone completely black with a few flickering lights and I am now
hearing the same muttering the patient first complained about. Maybe he isn’t crazy. As
I walk down the hallway I notice one of the guards slumped on the floor. Upon closer
investigation.. my god. H-his chest cavity has been ripped open displaying his organs.
There’s a blood streak on the wall from where he must’ve slid down. I am now arriving
at #015296 room. The door is wide open and he’s not in here. I am now exiting his
room and continuing down the hallway. Peering into the other patients room they-”
*sound of vomiting is heard on the tape*
“Oh god.. from what I can tell they’ve all been impaled on tree branches in the exact
same spot with exposed chest cavities. Blood is covering the walls of the rooms and
hallways. This.. this is horrible. And now the muttering is getting louder and louder.”
*tape goes silent for a few minutes*
“I can hear whimpering coming from the down the hall way, it must be #015296.”
*silence except faint whimpering and footsteps*
“I’ve found the patient, huddled in the corner of the hallway crying softly. He keeps
muttering “I never meant to lie” over and over again. I am now hearing the piercing
scream the patient initially complained about and… No. Nononono.. it can’t be true.”
“AAAHHHHHH”
“Th-the patient is being lifted into the air by what look to be tentacles and..”
*yells can be heard on the tape for several minutes and then silence*
Patient Report by Dr. Ken McCollough, Springhill Medical Hospital Psychiatric Ward,
March 1998
03/05/98
Patient was admitted two days ago after being found in Windsor Pines Psychiatric
Hospital surrounded by blood and corpses of patients and staff. Claims everyone was
killed by a “Slender Man.” Further investigation is pending.
The Black Nerd fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2009 around 03:54
Not too much of a response to my previous post. However, I've made a sort of
"introduction" video, explaining the circumstances to all non-SA people who may come
across it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmhfn3mgWUI
I've gone through one and half tapes already. Something unusual has already come up.
I'm going to finish the tape I'm on to see if there's something else like it then upload
what I found.
You know, I think this Slender Man thing may be more wide-spread than we originally
thought, guys.
I was browsing Amazon.com looking for something new to read, and I came across this

I tried to buy it, but apparently it's sold out, and they aren't getting any in any time soon.
I wonder what gruesome tales lie inside those pages.
I am not good at manipulating photos, so I thought I'd make this book cover instead.
Hope you goons like
quote:
Remember the statement I made earlier in the thread;
SLENDER MAN
THE MORE YOU THINK OF HIM THE MORE REAL HE BECOMES
NOW TRY AND NOT THINK OF HIM
Not a joke. Thought alters reality and the shadows keep moving in my peripheral vision.
Now go watch Aphex Twin's 'Come To Daddy' video. Take careful note of the
inhumanly tall, emaciated figure the children gather around.
archwhore posted:
Goddamn good job.
And holy poo poo on the video. I wish my boyfriend was up so it's not just me and the
cat in a dark house. I think it's scarier that he was standing in the light. He doesn't even
have to hide, he can stand right in front of your house and smugly say "yeah, you're
hosed."
Knowing the slenderman...he wouldn't even strike for weeks, months, even years...he is
just letting you know that your time is running out and that he is holding the hourglass
ce gars posted:
Here's what I was talking about earlier. Plenty of tapes to go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59FJ4HrmU
I'm loving this a lot. Also, what if I didn't spontaneously come up with Slender Man?
What if that's what it wants you to think. Come to think of it, I don't really remember
those days last week, or even making those posts.
TheOneOutside posted:
Not quite as tall as I imagined he'd be, but normally the pictures aren't quite so close,
maybe the perspective is distorted...
Dude, these videos were taken on a period of months. Seems like in that entry, the
Slender man was just showing himself as normally as possible. He was human enough
to looks like a normal person, yet alien enough to send shivers down anyone's spine.
TheOneOutside posted:
Not quite as tall as I imagined he'd be, but normally the pictures aren't quite so close,
maybe the perspective is distorted...
He can change his shape and size at will...possibly even able to blend in with his
surroundings. Nobody knows for sure because nobody has lived long enough to say...
Every time you close your eyes just know that the Slender man could be in front of you,
waiting for you to open your eyes.
Don't look at him.
pr0digal posted:
From what I heard...he committed suicide not long ago...could just be the slender man
playing games though
I doubt this is true, we know a lot of the same people, and I haven't heard anything like
this. But I still haven't talked to him personally since he transferred.
OK, someone needs to own up to some internet detective poo poo: I received an
envelope through my door, no address on it, at 4am this morning. As far as I know
nobody I know is a goon and even if they were my address is not listed in my profile.
The envelope contained an old mobile phone, a note and some odd looking things that
look like eggs or something:
The egg (Insect eggs?) things are very odd indeed, if there are any entomology goons
out there I'd love to know what they are:
I found a USB cable and was able to attach the phone to my PC to charge it up. There
was no sim card in it but I had a look around on the memory card in the phone and
found these photos:
These photos are all taken in places nearby to where I live, whoever did this please just
tell me.
Here is a close up of the note included, please note: The drops on the envelope are water,
not blood. They only look like claret because I've dropped the brightness and upped the
contrast to make it readable.
The Note posted:
He is not who you

think he is
He is so much more than

your insulting daubings
make him out to be
I've seen things you cannot

concieve[sic] of.
And I am thankful for

his instruction
when your time

comes
Don't Run.
So yeah, whoever did this please come forward and tell me how you found out where i
live.
Edit: The phone just rang. But there's no sim card in it how did the loving phone just
ring?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVV I'm in the southwest of England, don't really want to be

specific I'm sure you can understand. What the hell should i do if the phone rings again?
I REALLY don't want to answer it.
Rodzby fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2009 around 07:18
Holy poo poo, that phone is exactly the same as a phone I lost mysteriously a while ago,
no joke. Thing just goddamn disappeared overnight and I never found it again. What a
coincidence. Where abouts are you??
Last night was the first night I didn't dream of It for a week.
And only because I got myself in a state where I couldn't dream.
As to the thought-form idea- yes, that frightened me a bit, but I think if we keep saying
'It's not real I don't believe' and try and fill our mind with something else when It visits
we'll be alright. Right?
I haven't heard from my friend since I asked him to track down the Nigerian stories.
He's not answering his phone.
The Slender Man, to date, is the only thing to creep me out worse than the Black Eyed
Kids... of course, not all the missing children were recovered... who knows what
happens to them when the Slender Man is finished?
The Slender Man needs some weakness, some way to defend against him. An all-
powerful creature leaves no hope, gives you no reason to even try to escape. If this
loving thing materializes, I want to know how to fight it or even defeat it.
I'm thinking fire. It's man's primordial achievement, and casts shadows of its own.
Maybe the shadows from the fire can fight him. Maybe humans discovered fire because
of him, the embodiment of darkness and fear.
I don't know, but this thing has got to have a weakness.

His weakness is that he has no weakness, raising the amount of fear, raising the amount
of potential targets. Therefore, there are TOO MANY PEOPLE he can kill to be able to
kill them all.
I'm sure he intends to test that theory.
Tell me, then, if the Slender Man can kill as many people as there are people afraid of
him, how can you explain humanity? It's been shown even primitive man was aware of
it. It would have been a snap to kill destroy humanity right then and there.
No, the truth is, there will never be enough Slender man to kill everyone who know of
him. That's his weakness and his strength, there will always be someone to spread fear
of the Slender Man, yet always too many people for the Slender Man to exterminate
them all.
I was kind of trying to suggest that with the newspaper article I wrote about the two
girls. He took the one, and wanted the other one to come outside, but something kept
him from taking the older one. I made a point to avoid being specific about how he
worked and what he did. That makes him scarier, I think, if he exists in the unknown.
After all, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
No, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he DID exist.
21stCentury posted:
Now, as for the factors for a target, seems the Slenderman likes: Fear, mental illness,
high levels of stress. Therefore, he often strikes children. Also seems to strike people
who are enfeebled mentally/psychically/psychiatrically?
One account seems to indicate that he took control of several mentally stable people and
"forced" them to kill their schizophrenic friend, who he didn't or was unable to control.
In another case, walking a witness down the hallway of a mental institution provoked
multiple catatonic patients to start screaming and moving. Many bystanders and
witnesses suffer severe PTSD and have had slender man encounters of increasing
severity have been reported between the first experience until their disappearances or
deaths.
Slender man has creeped into my dreams, now. Putting him onto paper did not help.
(Thanks to Nopantsjack for giving him colour)
Louiseyface fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2009 around 19:37
I didn't think I would find anything that could unsettle me while it's still light outside.
And then came Slender Man. I'm having trouble sleeping at night for the niggling
sensation that he may be in or around my house, behind the lamp posts on my street,
waiting for guards to drop. I can't understand it. I don't want to watch the video Entries,
but I just can't stop watching them.
Supposing... The face at the window is coming to get you
Charlie Brooker, The Guardian, Friday 12 May 2006
It's late at night, pitch black outside, and you're in the house alone. You switch off the
television. All is quiet. It's bedtime. You walk to the window to draw the curtains. And
there it is!
Face at the window! Aaaaarrgh! A scraggy-haired lunatic with googly eyes! Maybe he's
glaring, maybe he's grinning - whatever he's doing, this isn't good news. Because he's
either actually there, in which case he's about to burst in, hack your face off and use it as
a hanky, or you're hallucinating, in which case you've lost your mind, and you'll have to
spend the rest of your life wandering shirtless into traffic, screaming about MI5 and
geese and phantoms.
It's childish I know, but the terror of the face at the window plays on my mind whenever
I draw the curtains at night. I even worry I've somehow jinxed myself by simply
thinking about it in the first place: that since I've got the thought lodged in my head now,
I might go crazy and imagine he's there.
How long does it take to go crazy anyway? Do you need a bit of a run-up, or is it
possible to snap your mind in a nanosecond? And surely, once you've seen the face at
the window, there's no going back. You don't just rub your eyes and forget about it.
And then I think: hang on, the fact that you're even having this debate in your head
proves you've gone mad already. Seeing the face is simply the next logical phase. You'll
DEFINITELY see it now! Argh!
So to safeguard myself, I end up drawing the curtains with my eyes shut. Which is the
sort of thing a crazy person might do. I can't win - the face wins, whether it's there or
not.
I'm not the only one. The other day, I was telling someone about my face-at-the-window
paranoia, and she squealed and confessed that she often felt precisely the same. And
then she said, "You know what's worse? Face in the mirror. The lurking suspicion that
you'll nonchalantly glance in the mirror one night, but it's become haunted or something,
and there's a scary man there, staring back at you."
I wish she hadn't said that. There's a giant mirror lining one wall of my bathroom. Going
for a piss in the middle of the night has become a heart-stopping trial of nerves. My
life's turning into an MR James story.
But then, that's the trouble with internal dialogue: it can send you round the twist. I once
had an idea for a TV competition in which ordinary members of the public are hooked
up to a futuristic computer, which reads their thoughts and displays them, in real time,
on a monitor in front of them.
The contestants have to read their own thoughts aloud as they appear. So initially they'd
read something like, "I wonder if this is going to work?", shortly followed by, "Bloody
hell, it does!", and before long they'd be locked into a sort of consciousness feedback
loop, reading aloud their own thoughts about reading their own thoughts aloud. The last
one to fall to the ground in a twitching, frothing heap is the winner.
And the host? There's only one candidate. A face at a window. Well, that or Chris
Tarrant. Depends who's available.
Now go open your curtains.
The only thing that should be somewhat set in stone is the appearance and maybe
behavior. I say maybe behavior because the Slender Man's purpose and reasons are
largely unknown. He is chaos, and it largely depends on how his day was so far.
And maybe that he tends to stay in rural areas and wooded areas(cause woods are
creepy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnE3-0X-174 ), only venturing into urban
areas to find the one who has seen him.
The Slenderman is disturbing. I haven't slept well since I came across this thread, even
knowing its all fake. (is it?)
But whoever the goon was a few pages back who posted the 1870's images from
Yosemite? I'm gonna get you for that. I'm going there for a family trip in august. How
the hell do you expect me to sleep "knowing" that the Slenderman has/is in Yosemite?
Totally going to ruin my trip.

So, in Iraq, an entire squad (is that the term?) went missing, evidence of fighting against
an enemy that destroyed a humvee without using explosives are found, a big blast door
is found near the area, under a building...
I dunno, the damage and aftermath seems to work for the slenderman (lots of
dismemberment, cutting, cable-like damage), but what was him MO? What was he
doing there? WHAT WAS BEHIND THE BLAST DOOR?
THEN WHO WAS PHONE BLAST DOOR!?
A small impact next to Derek's head woke him up from a fitful sleep. Some unknown
object had fallen from the treetops above and rolled away to some unseen resting place.
Derek, still tired, had imagined him hearing footsteps approaching, but there was
nothing save for the gentle low hiss of his radio. The static wavered as the batteries
began to finally give in. Feeling into his backpack Derek picked out a new package of
batteries and replaced them into the radio. He checked to make sure that it was on
channel 6, grew accustomed to the invigorated chaotic patterns of the empty channel
and slipped back into the dark silence of sleep.
"Why did you leave me back there?! I barely caught up to you, you jerk!"
"Look, if you are going to marry my sister, you better be able to take care of yourself.
You found me didn't you? And don't worry I knew where you were. Just trust me I can
take care of you." Derek smiled to himself as Henry put his backpack and knapsack on
the ground next to a fallen log.
Henry stared into Derek's eyes. "Fine," he said, "Just don't let things get out of hand, I
don't trust myself out here nearly as much as you seem to."
"You'll do fine, just stop worrying so much. And worst case scenario just pull out your
radio and use channel 6, I'll be right there to help you. Now, what would you like to eat?
We have some hot dogs, or we could make a quick sandwich." Derek said as he took a
quick drink from his water bottle.
"I think I'll go for a sandwich, we can eat the hot dogs tomorrow for lunch before we
head back."
"Sounds perfect, I'll get everything ready, can you get some firewood? Anything dry
you can find should be a good start."
The fire pit had a few stray leaves covering the cold ashes. A few pamphlet's describing
Henry's appearance and some tips on what to keep an eye out for when searching for
lost hikers were strewn about. The organizers had left, the volunteers went back to their
jobs, and Henry's family had turned their attentions to funeral arrangements for an
empty box. He was here. Sitting on that log, warming by that fire pit, he was here.
Separated by time alone, Henry was still laughing as he laid down his sleeping bag.
Where once the gentle crackling of the fire and songs sung by forests filled the shallow
valley, now only the hiss of strange atmospheric forces played through the speaker of a
small radio.
"I can't believe I'd never gone camping before. Hell it's like I've never even seen the
stars before! Before today all I've ever known is that constant urban twilight blocking
out the sky at night. Here I can see the Milky Way, I used to wonder why they called it
that, but it's pretty clear now that I can actually see it." Derek watched the stars as they
imperceptibly spun around Polaris, the hub of this particular viewpoint of the universe.
People from the city always seemed to wax poetic when they camp for the first time.
They are so busy seeing new things that they can hardly actually enjoy what makes
camping worth the effort.
"I'm going to go the bathroom before I pass out. I'll be right back." Derek stood up and
walked off to a particularly large tree well beyond the reach of the dancing orange light.
The plan was simple, just let Henry be alone until he begins to wonder, and then until he
begins to worry. It'll make for a great toast.
The sun began to fall again. The last night. After this there was no more waiting, no
more wandering the woods looking for any sign of life, no matter how fleeting. Derek
took a small soggy sandwich and ate it slowly. Laying down he looked up at the cold
uncaring stars. They would know what happened that night, where Henry went, but they
would never tell. They might as well have been bacteria under a microscope for all they
cared of our human affairs. They held and answer that Derek would never know, and as
he sat there sandwich in hand, he began to cry.
"W-who's there? Derek?" a voice in the distance asked. "I can hear you walking around,
over there, who's there?"
Derek zipped up and opened his mouth to reply.
"I don't want to go. I want to stay here." the distant voice said calmly.
"Henry? Who's over there? Don't walk off, stay by the fire!" Derek shouted as he ran
back to the fire, but for some reason he began to doubt the return path. Dancing sources
of light now seemed to fill the forest in the deep dark corners. Where did they come
from? "Henry?!" It was near that rock, I know it. I just have to get there. "Henry, where
are you, answer me!"
"I want to die, it would be better." The voice seemed to dance among the lights fading
father and farther into the void of trees.
"-ou hear me? You need to hear me." Derek shot up from an empty sleep and shot his
hands to his radio. The radio struggled to amplify the weak and hollow speech.
"Henry?! Henry is that you?!"
"Where are you Derek?" The radio crackled and sputtered, the signal seeming infinitely
weak and distant.
"I'm on the crest of the hill overlooking where we camped out. Where are you?! Henry
we can get you out of here!"
"No, we can't." It sounded like a whisper spoken through a shattered glass.
"What are you talking about? What happened, are you ok?" Derek turned on a flashlight
and began to wave it around fruitlessly.
"I'm not ok Derek. You didn't take care of me. You left me." The stratosphere seemed to
shyly echo the voice.
"Henry, I-I'm sorry I didn't mean to go far. It was just a bit of fun." The weight of a silly
prank came down full force onto Derek's small frame, and he shuddered.
"It's not funny Derek. I'm not laughing, and neither is he."
"H-he?"
"He takes us away Derek, and he knows where you are. You are his."
The radio squealed as a tall emaciated figure passed from behind a large tree trunk. He
turned toward Derek in silence, and the radio cut out.
Years ago I was thinking of writing a story about a group of usenet posters, one of
whom was a serial killer. One by one they would all disappear from the group and since
none of them really knew each other that well it took a while for them to realise what
was going on. Then the race would be on to find out which of the remaining posters it
was as the group degenerated into fear and paranoia.
I'm thinking this story might work a lot better if it was a made up creature who suddenly
took on life and started going after each poster one by one. Or that they thought it was
made up, but instead they had accidently stumbled across something real, and now it
was after them to erase all evidence.
I really should write these one day.

I have to say this whole Slender Man thing has sent my imagination into overdrive. My
vision of The Slender Man (and he's such a mysterious entity that I believe he's open to
interpretation) is a bit paired down compared to others.
I don't really like the idea of evidence found in ancient cave drawings or wood carvings
or anything like that because I picture him strictly as a creature of the "New World", not
unlike something out of an old story by Washington Irving. I don't know why that
seems to fit better for me but it does, maybe because only a few hundred years ago
North America was a vast and mysterious wilderness, which the imagination of the
early settlers filled with all sorts of paranormal phenomena (which were, admittedly,
mostly based off of old tales they brought with them from the Old World). I like the
idea of the white man first coming into contact with him/it upon arrival in the New
World, perhaps first hearing tales about it from the Native Americans. Perhaps he's
some variation of the Wendigo from Algonquin myth.
I also don't care for the idea of him showing up in photos/paintings of major historical
events since that would make it impossible for him to stay under the radar so to speak. I
prefer the idea of him being a wandering spirit, drifting from town to town. When the
Slender Man comes to town all sorts of misfortunes and various inexplicable
phenomena occur, including but not limited to: mysterious disappearances, electrical
disturbances, fires, droughts, pestilence, strange weather phenomena, etc.
Phy posted:
Rodzby, Rodzby, sittin' in a tree

L-E-A-K-I-N-G
First goes your nerves, then goes your mind
Then comes the Slenderman to stick you in a pine
Picture the children frolicking on the schoolyard chanting this teasingly at their peer
Rodzby.
Laughing, holding hands in a large circle, dancing around the trembling crying
Rodzby..... giggling at his distress.
Openly weeping he begs them to please stop before "HE" comes again.
Fade to black with chanting and giggling increasing in volume only to be replaced by
muffled shrieks of terror at the last second.
LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL
If you speak his name aloud, he WILL know your voice, and he will come for you.....
I posted:
I wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Can he be summoned?
Go stand in front of a mirror in the fog and say his name 5 times. See what happens.
But don't say I didn't warn you

First you must sacrifice a squirrel and put its heart in a plastic bag. Then you take a tree
branch...
I like to think about him making pretty hums and grunts as he stalks across a
neighborhood, softly taking children to some unknowable purpose, like some alien piper.
the image of him hugging a child in a second-floor bedroom is my favorite thing to
imagine :3
I went through that tape I mentioned pages back.
Everything was normal except about one minute of footage.
For a single minute, my father taped himself driving down a country road near our
house. It was dark, he was alone, and the whole time he was muttering, "I'm gonna find
you," or something similar.
One frame, ONE FRAME, of this minute (which was hard to watch) turned out
something creepy. My dad was making a right hand turn to head towards home, and
down here we have a lot of crops growing. Have a look.
She's an artist (read: weeaboo) who reads up on slender man and becomes obsessed
with him. She decides that she wants to bring him into existence by making every
human aware of him, as was discussed on this thread. She also wants to help propagate
whatever the gently caress he is, thus she looks pregnant in the image.
I'm seeing her as like the Cthulhu cultists, I suppose.
Cetaphobia fucked around with this message at Jun 23, 2009 around 06:14
I like whoever mentioned about there being no suit as such, just a loose 'skin' of some
description hanging over a skeleton that just sorta looks like a suit from a distance. So I
sat down for a few minutes and scribbled out a couple of loose sketches. The whole out
of proportion thing has never sat right with me and featureless aside from a sort of
smirk is immensley disturbing. I need to do some more on this idea even though it's
freaking me out slightly.
I should add on this one I was kinda working on the whole 'suit not suit' thing, what you
thing is a shirt and tie actually isn't, the tie is kinda supposed to be his neck as such and
what seems to be a shirt is just this weird collarbone arrangement that his head sort of
sits back into.
Also that other picture, the painting is fantastic, I love it.
Crispy_Rapcakes fucked around with this message at Jun 23, 2009 around 16:25
I just wanted to chime in and say gently caress you all very much for propagating the
slender man stuffs.
I love fishing and I love mountain biking. Due to the heat in the area, I've been
participating in these activities at night. For the past few evenings I've almost pissed
myself every time something makes a noise in the woods.
Also, regarding The Rake, I've taken to sleeping curled up now. I don't stretch out
anymore...
Great stories/images, guess I'm easily impressionable.

I just got this lovely e-mail from one of my twitter followers
"Just letting ya know... you guys might wanna consider getting an admin to delete your
thread over at the something awful forum. If you google the names on your wiki photo
for the slenderman, it leads straight to those forums. May be a game spoiler. Unless
that's intentional. Also, the real wiki page contains your name info...
-Good luck with it! Looking forward to playing along!"
It appears people are thinking its an ARG...where they found out I have no idea. The
slender man must be trying to pull the veil over their eyes. Stopping them from finding
the truth.
pr0digal fucked around with this message at Jun 23, 2009 around 19:47
Here's a translation of the second half of my own interrogation for alleged guilt of
manslaughter in Copenhagen, December 1999. I guess I never was wrong, even though
I got a lot of drugs, therapy and public hetz to make me believe otherwise. I translated it
from Danish myself, so some inconsistencies may occur, I hope there's some detail
about Him here that have not come to light before, and that this terrible event from my
life may help some one in any way. I can't find one, but I'll wager you guys are more
clear in the head than me:
Cop: So let's go over this again, ******. You say you were having a party in the
Assistens graveyard.
Tias: We broke in after dark, man, gently caress it. I was always told not to mess with
the dead and that they had eerie powers, but we never suspected.. *static*
Cop: But you were there?
Tias: Yes. We had wine, Morgan did her thing where she burned a black candle and
killed a chicken. Said it would bring us good luck and one up on our enemies in the year
to come.
Cop: And then one of you killed her?
Tias: No!
Cop: ******, calm down. She's dead, you know. We're here to find out how.
Tias: I told you what happened.
Cop: You expect us to believe a monster killed her?
Tias: *static*
Cop: Okay, try to explain what happened.
Tias: Well, it was loving cold, and really dark at that point. Some of the girls wanted to
drop their clothes, but it wasn't happening in Danish whether, right? *weak laugh*
That's when it got darker.
Cop: Darker?
Tias: Like the trees went from dark to black, man. Suddenly I could see a lot less.
Cop: You were drunk.
Tias: No! Well, some. But I know what I saw.
Cop: What did you see?
Tias: The shadows came alive. Some of them moved when they shouldn't. Like our fire
was a lot bigger or something. But there was a big shadow that came for us.
Cop: Like a person?
Tias: That was not a person. It was nearly the height of two men - but it was alive.
Cop: So a very tall person.
Tias: I don't know.
Cop: Go on.
Tias: *clears throat, sobs* It had long arms and legs, but they didn't look like limbs.
More like thick ropes of shadow, twisting and.. *sounds of crying*
Cop: Calm down.

(10 minute wait)
Cop: You ready?
Tias: Sure, why not.
Cop: I'd be bitter too. Do you want to change your explanation?
Tias: No. The thing had something like.. black knives or something. Skewered Morgan.
Cop: I'm afraid that won't fly in a court.
Tias: Listen, don't you have an autopsy report or something? We didn't have any knives.
Cop: Except for you.
Tias: Yes but.. *cries* I didn't use it. There was no blood on it when you arrested me,
was there?
Cop: There was blood on you.
Tias: Because I was close to Morgan when it killed her. Ask anyone! Ask your
technicians!
Cop: That's quite enough, ******. I think we'll stop here.
After that they told me I was going to get it bad. After taking the charge I was sentenced
to a closed psychiatric facility for 2 years. They never released Morgan's autopsy report,
so I can only guess - from what I see here - that there is some truth to my explanation.
I'd take your questions, but it's so long ago, and my memory of it has been marred by
nerve medicine and near-constant nightmares. I can't look at those pictures for any
period of time, and even if I could I'm not sure I could realistically confirm or deny
whether a given pic is of the "Slender Man" that attacked us and killed my friend.
Tias fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2009 around 09:36
OK seriously waffleimages isn't letting ME upload the original second image either.
What the hell is going on here?
And doubly is what happened last night. I'm not one to let ol' Slendy here get the best
of me; though I have an overactive imagination at times I haven't been too spooked to
go near the woods at night or a Men's Warehouse or whatever. But yesterday at work,
an older guy came in who knew my boss. My boss happens to be a very tall, skinny man.
And the guy asked if that "slim, slender man" was working tonight.
And for a split second I was kind of .
CONFIDENTIAL
Aug 30 2003
0300 Received word from police in [REDACTED] that a type S phenomenon may be
taking place, or have recently taken place, with 2 local children. Officers sent to the site
have disappeared. Dispatching a unit.
0330 Confirmed 3 local men missing with possible dismemberment, type S typical.
0430 Father and mother of 2 missing children (Cynthia, female, 6, and Donald Jr, male,
3) are in interrogation. Names Donald and Melanie Falmouth. Donald Falmouth is
having typical Type S reaction. Melanie Falmouth is mute. Full profiles and reports to
follow in appendix A.
0443 Type S fog found at the site, perimeter adjusted to ensure safety of all
[REDACTED] unit members.
0454 D. Falmouth has disappeared from holding cell. No signs of forced entry or exit,
typical of type S. M. Falmouth has gouged eyes out with fingernails and remains mute.
Extraction orders have been placed for M. Falmouth from local police to [REDACTED]
institute.
0500 No further changes at site beyond constant expansion of perimeter.
0600 No further changes.
0613 M Falmouth has been successfully transported to [REDACTED] and admitted

under type S protocols. Highest security. Admittance papers attached can be found in
Appendix B. Of note: Doctors surprised at her ocular wounds. They appear to be
completely healed, with no tissue remaining. Full search of ambulance and cell provide
no location of the missing tissue. Update from Police station confirms that she was
found bleeding, but there was no tissue found under any of her fingernails. Consistent
with a type S phenomenon. Currently M Falmouth is under sedation and constant heavy
observation in all forms. Remote retrieval team on standby near both site and the
institution to retrieve all information in the event that all personnel are corrupted.
0756 Phenomenon sighted; shots fired before losing contact with alpha team of unit.
Reinforcements dispatched. Perimeter of this event is largest of any previously recorded
type S phenomenon.
0804 Power outage at the [REDACTED] institute. M Falmouth has disappeared and has
been replaced with a young girl. Despite several backup sources of power, this event
was not recorded in any way. All 3 monitors of M Falmouth's cell have been placed in
quarantine under observation.
0835 Young girl positively identified as Katrina Elkins, age 8, victim 23 of 1987. See
appendix B for all case files related to Katrina Elkins, and her current status. Note: She
appears to still be 8 years old and healthy, with no obvious wounds.
0848 Examining physician discovered a long scar across her abdomen, from her mons
to her sternum. The physician, Dr E---, indicated that the scar was barely healed and that
her belly was slightly distended. The doctor stated that her internal organs appeared and
felt as if they were writhing. Upon further inspection, they did not appear to be internal
organs at all. This information has been withheld from the child and she still appears to
be in good spirits. She asks after her mother and father and sister. Orders have been
given to examine her as quickly as possible and to quarantine everyone she had come in
contact with.
0900 Perimeter has stopped expanding, and fog appears to be dissipating. At 0930
teams will proceed inward toward the site.
0926 Information transmission to remote retrieval unit was temporarily interrupted, but
resumed without incident.
0928 Transmission has been contaminated. Dr E----- and his unit have been completely
compromised and the [REDACTED] institute does not respond to all communication.
Retrieval team continues to receive the transmission of the EKG and ultrasound that
was being performed on K Elkins.
0930 Unit moving inward toward site.
0934 Transmissions have gone dead, but not before we got some very interesting
readings. Please see Appendix C for readings, as we believe these readings do not
belong to K Elkins.
1000 Unit reports that the site has only police officers, disemboweled in standard type S
fashion. All evidence has been gathered and is ready for transport.
1015 Local police have been informed of the status of their officers and that the site is
now clean. Site will be revisited
1030 Retrieval unit found [REDACTED] institute empty of all human life. All 308
workers at the [REDACTED] institute have disappeared. We can only assume the site
has been contaminated. On the doorstep, the team found one left hand and the pinky
from another hand.
1043 Fingerprinting and staff records confirm that both hand and pinky belonged to Dr
E-----. The severed ends appear to be healed over.
1100 No changes. Retreival unit continues to search the [REDACTED] institute.
1200 No changes
1300 No changes
1400 No changes
1500 The pipes in [REDACTED] institute appear to have been frozen. They are
currently thawing.
1534 Further inspection of the frozen pipes indicates they are full of a mixture of both
ice and frozen blood. Specimens are being taken for DNA identification against both
staff and victim records.
1600 No changes
1700 No changes. Search complete; no other anomolies found in the [REDACTED]

institute. Equipment appears to be intact and will be moved to [REDACTED].
AMENDMENT Dec 23rd 2003
A man was found wandering behind a supermarket. Police fingerprinting confirmed this
man as Dr E-----. A unit was dispatched but no type S phenomenon indicators occurred.
The team escorted Dr E----- to [REDACTED]. He did not respond to questioning. In his
pockets was found a receipt dated Jan 4th 2004 at 0834 from [REDACTED] (see
appendix D for items and analysis). Note: We assume this is from a faulty cash register
but we are planning a team at this time and date regardless. He has been quarantined
and will be studied. We have never retrieved a human being alive. Despite his clear
mental incapacity, his body must turn up some clues.
AMENDMENT Dec 28th 2003
Despite all testing Dr E----- appears completely normal and healthy. He has gone
completely mute besides muttering in an unknown language. We have sent samples of
these mumblings to linguistic experts. No one has been able to identify the language. Of
note is his giggle, which sounds remarkably typical of S.
AMENDMENT Jan 4th 2004
At 0834 Dr E----- died of severe internal hemorrhaging. The cause of this is unknown.
The autopsy showed that there was a finger belonging to K Elkins next to his appendix.
The finger appeared to be healed over at the severed end, and proved to have a pulse for
a few minutes after removal from the body. It did not respond to stimulus. Why we did
not see this finger in the daily tests cannot be known. No event occurred at the site
indicated in the receipt.
END OF RECORD
Nicol Bolas fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2009 around 22:32
My friends,
What have we done? What have we created?
It started off innocently enough, like telling ghost stories around the campfire. You
wanted to give people a good scare, but a good laugh at the same time.
But it was something more than that, wasn’t it? It was taking your fears that lived on the
edge of your psyche and pushing them out into the world, into the light of day. It was
taking them and instead of putting them into words, you put them into pictures. You
wanted to take your fear and place it into others so that you wouldn’t be scared anymore.
That your deepest fears would be held bare to the world, to be laughed at and in some
cases to embed themselves in others.
But then things started to change, Victor Surge posted a picture and a backstory so
powerful that it dredged up memories and stories that you forgot even existed. It took
the whispered tales that were meant to scare children into behaving, tales you pushed so
far back into your mind you almost forgot and it forced them to the surface.
But these tales and fears couldn’t be excised by a simple picture, these tales were
powerful. These tales held power; they held the power to create and create they did. The
Slender Man began to take form and began to grow in our minds. Suddenly we looked
back on past occurrences, began to put together the pieces and we began to remember.
We were scared. We wanted it to stop. We wanted the Slender Man to be nothing more
than something we created.
But it didn’t stop. The power that the words and the stories held had finally broken free
after being suppressed in the human psyche for so long. They took hold and they began
to create reality. We began to see and hear things that we could not explain, the pictures
and the videos bringing chills to our spine. We tried to laugh it off, just dismissing it as
a fantasy. But it was already too late, the Slender Man had already taken hold.
We have created something we cannot control.
We have created the Slender Man. Brought him out of the shadows and back into the
world.
We have created a monster and we cannot put it back in its cage.
pr0digal fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2009 around 00:14
Figured I'd give this a try. If my entry isn't up to standards, criticism would be
appreciated.
The Old Man
Dear god, I feel like I'm in a waking nightmare. I'm at work; paranoid, jumpy... out of
adjectives, too. I quite literally jumped when I saw a reflection in my glasses as I was
turning my head a moment ago. Adrenaline is roaring through my veins, and my
peripheral vision is on overdrive. Every last reflective surface is being noted by my
brain whether I realize it or not, and I've got this horribly pervasive feeling of being
watched because of all of that. Hell, a dude came into the store a second ago. I managed
not to jump or yell when the door buzzer went off, but as I was heading to the counter I
kept watching the guy. Intently. Desperately. As he walked between the racks and
shelves, I kept trying to get glimpses of him to make sure he wasn't melted or dripping.
Making sure he was intact and verifiably human. I made sure not to turn my back to him,
and he only left my sight for a moment at a time. And then, when I turned to get his
cigarettes, I was positive he was going to *change* somehow and then lunge across the
counter at me. I'm freaking out over here, man.
I think it started with having a really long dream about being robbed at work over and
over and then waking up to a house full of smoke due to somebody leaving a pot with a
couple of packs of ramen in it on the stove to burn. No, that wouldn't be right. I think it
was before that. I'm certain it was before that.
"The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall." That's where it started. That
simple, silly-sounding sentence. It seems innocuous enough; just a handful of words
strung together in a nonsense phrase. Yet it's been circling through my mind, endlessly
repeating every morning for the last few days. Always in the wee hours before the sun
rises, but after everyone else has retired to the sanctuary of sleep. I sit, solitarily awake,
in a chair placed at the center of the room with a laptop in it's natural position before me.
With the sound muted I browse along, sipping my beer and occassionally venturing out
for a smoke or a trip to the bathroom. Then, out of nowhere, the phrase comes to me.
"The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
"Well," I think, "That's an odd thing to come up with. Kind of has a ring to it, though.
'The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall.' Funny."
But suddenly I don't feel so alone in that chair. I get the feeling that maybe something
might be watching me watch the blue glow of the computer. Something dark, corrupt,
and putrescent. Something mostly silent as it oozes down from the ceiling, unseen and
stealthy behind me. I get the unsettling image of something long left to rot into a black,
brackish jelly bubbling out of the pores of the wall in slowly writhing tendrils. "The old
man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
Suddenly the phrase doesn't sound so silly to me anymore.
I decide that a smoke and another beer would be a really good idea right about then.
And some light. Definately some light. So I get up and go into the kitchen, trying not to
gasp as a hulking, shapeless thing materializes in the faint glow from my lighter.
Nothingness. A trick of the mind. I flip on the lightswitch for the basement hallway,
trying to keep as far as I can from the darkness filling each doorway I encounter. "The
old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
Why does it repeat itself if it makes me feel so anxious? Why do I let it repeat? So I try
to distract myself; concentrating on my cigarette and my beer, trying to plot out what to
do when I next go to work, ignoring the swirling shapes in the darkness, sensing
congealed masses working their way out of the floorboards and forcing their way
around the doorjamb behind me at every turn. But I won't think it again. Won't let (The
old man...) myself even (...drip, drip...) think about (...dripping...) looking at (...down...)
the wall. So I retreat to the bathroom. I hear dripping. I glance into the bathtub, but
there's no water. It looks dry. I look away, and hear it again. Drip... drip... dripping dow-
except I'm not thinking about that. The furnace kicks on and suddenly there's hot air
against my back and I can't hear anything and I can't look everywhere at once but at
least before I could hear everything and- drip. Dear god, I know there's no water in the
tub or the sink, yet I can still hear it. But it's not water. In my mind and just under my
vision are images of (the old man) something clinging to the inside of the shower, dead
yet (dripping) moving steadily closer to where I'm standing. The thought is so strong
that I douse the lights and nearly sprint to the bedroom and the safe, sane glow of the
laptop.
Sitting down, I settle in for what's sure to be a very long morning. A couple of hours
still remain before I can rationalize going to bed, and at least an hour of that will be
spent in darkness. My mind is running on overdrive. Every time I look into the shadows
beyond my computer screen, I see shapes and shadows of waking dreams leaping and
creeping; yet, safe again in my chair, I seem to be calming down a bit. Getting a grip.
All those fanciful thoughts are fading as my mind slowly allows me to rein it in. There's
no old man, no dripping, and nothing standing directly behind my chair. Nothing at all.
Yet the phrase keeps repeating like some sort of evil chant, and it keeps getting louder
in my head. With each repetition I lose a little more control over my mind, and my heart
begins beating faster and faster. Again, every creak of the house becomes some
loathsome thing slithering just outside my view; every glance into the darkness reveals
the nearly seen glimpse of monstrous things neither quite liquid nor solid. I'm dreaming
with my eyes open and I realize it, yet the realization does nothing to break the
irrational fear. And the words keep running in my head. "The old man comes drip, drip,
dripping down the wall."
"The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down the wall. The old man comes drip, drip,
dripping down the wall. The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down..."
A vision comes out of the darkness, vivid as reality. An amorphous, churning blackness
writhing and dripping over and into itself, dappled with spots alternately void of light
and highly reflective. It looks as though it should reek of the grave, and my mind knows
instantly that it was once human despite its current formlessness. With the suddenness
of a striking snake, a taloned, skeletal arm shoots out of the sludge; ringed with pitch-
black tendons and tipped with unnaturally long fingers. It's gone from my mind as
quickly as it appeared, but not before I can see sharpened ribs within its mass, the ends
gnashing together like an unholy mockery of a slavering maw.
About that time I decided to go to bed. Yet even still the phrase repeats itself. Where it
came from, I'll never know. Perhaps an overactive imagination, or perhaps... Perhaps it
was a thought born from truth, a warning of the unseen things lurking in the dark? I
never saw whether anything hides behind me in the dark hours before dawn, but
sometimes I get the feeling I'm being watched. And occassionally, once in a great while,
I think I hear something sliding. Oozing. Dripping.
The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down the wall...
Figured I'd give this a try. If my entry isn't up to standards, criticism would be
appreciated.
The Old Man
Dear god, I feel like I'm in a waking nightmare. I'm at work; paranoid, jumpy... out of
adjectives, too. I quite literally jumped when I saw a reflection in my glasses as I was
turning my head a moment ago. Adrenaline is roaring through my veins, and my
peripheral vision is on overdrive. Every last reflective surface is being noted by my
brain whether I realize it or not, and I've got this horribly pervasive feeling of being
watched because of all of that. Hell, a dude came into the store a second ago. I managed
not to jump or yell when the door buzzer went off, but as I was heading to the counter I
kept watching the guy. Intently. Desperately. As he walked between the racks and
shelves, I kept trying to get glimpses of him to make sure he wasn't melted or dripping.
Making sure he was intact and verifiably human. I made sure not to turn my back to him,
and he only left my sight for a moment at a time. And then, when I turned to get his
cigarettes, I was positive he was going to *change* somehow and then lunge across the
counter at me. I'm freaking out over here, man.
I think it started with having a really long dream about being robbed at work over and
over and then waking up to a house full of smoke due to somebody leaving a pot with a
couple of packs of ramen in it on the stove to burn. No, that wouldn't be right. I think it
was before that. I'm certain it was before that.
"The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall." That's where it started. That
simple, silly-sounding sentence. It seems innocuous enough; just a handful of words
strung together in a nonsense phrase. Yet it's been circling through my mind, endlessly
repeating every morning for the last few days. Always in the wee hours before the sun
rises, but after everyone else has retired to the sanctuary of sleep. I sit, solitarily awake,
in a chair placed at the center of the room with a laptop in it's natural position before me.
With the sound muted I browse along, sipping my beer and occassionally venturing out
for a smoke or a trip to the bathroom. Then, out of nowhere, the phrase comes to me.
"The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
"Well," I think, "That's an odd thing to come up with. Kind of has a ring to it, though.
'The old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall.' Funny."
But suddenly I don't feel so alone in that chair. I get the feeling that maybe something
might be watching me watch the blue glow of the computer. Something dark, corrupt,
and putrescent. Something mostly silent as it oozes down from the ceiling, unseen and
stealthy behind me. I get the unsettling image of something long left to rot into a black,
brackish jelly bubbling out of the pores of the wall in slowly writhing tendrils. "The old
man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
Suddenly the phrase doesn't sound so silly to me anymore.
I decide that a smoke and another beer would be a really good idea right about then.
And some light. Definately some light. So I get up and go into the kitchen, trying not to
gasp as a hulking, shapeless thing materializes in the faint glow from my lighter.
Nothingness. A trick of the mind. I flip on the lightswitch for the basement hallway,
trying to keep as far as I can from the darkness filling each doorway I encounter. "The
old man came drip, drip, dripping down the wall."
Why does it repeat itself if it makes me feel so anxious? Why do I let it repeat? So I try
to distract myself; concentrating on my cigarette and my beer, trying to plot out what to
do when I next go to work, ignoring the swirling shapes in the darkness, sensing
congealed masses working their way out of the floorboards and forcing their way
around the doorjamb behind me at every turn. But I won't think it again. Won't let (The
old man...) myself even (...drip, drip...) think about (...dripping...) looking at (...down...)
the wall. So I retreat to the bathroom. I hear dripping. I glance into the bathtub, but
there's no water. It looks dry. I look away, and hear it again. Drip... drip... dripping dow-
except I'm not thinking about that. The furnace kicks on and suddenly there's hot air
against my back and I can't hear anything and I can't look everywhere at once but at
least before I could hear everything and- drip. Dear god, I know there's no water in the
tub or the sink, yet I can still hear it. But it's not water. In my mind and just under my
vision are images of (the old man) something clinging to the inside of the shower, dead
yet (dripping) moving steadily closer to where I'm standing. The thought is so strong
that I douse the lights and nearly sprint to the bedroom and the safe, sane glow of the
laptop.
Sitting down, I settle in for what's sure to be a very long morning. A couple of hours
still remain before I can rationalize going to bed, and at least an hour of that will be
spent in darkness. My mind is running on overdrive. Every time I look into the shadows
beyond my computer screen, I see shapes and shadows of waking dreams leaping and
creeping; yet, safe again in my chair, I seem to be calming down a bit. Getting a grip.
All those fanciful thoughts are fading as my mind slowly allows me to rein it in. There's
no old man, no dripping, and nothing standing directly behind my chair. Nothing at all.
Yet the phrase keeps repeating like some sort of evil chant, and it keeps getting louder
in my head. With each repetition I lose a little more control over my mind, and my heart
begins beating faster and faster. Again, every creak of the house becomes some
loathsome thing slithering just outside my view; every glance into the darkness reveals
the nearly seen glimpse of monstrous things neither quite liquid nor solid. I'm dreaming
with my eyes open and I realize it, yet the realization does nothing to break the
irrational fear. And the words keep running in my head. "The old man comes drip, drip,
dripping down the wall."
"The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down the wall. The old man comes drip, drip,
dripping down the wall. The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down..."
A vision comes out of the darkness, vivid as reality. An amorphous, churning blackness
writhing and dripping over and into itself, dappled with spots alternately void of light
and highly reflective. It looks as though it should reek of the grave, and my mind knows
instantly that it was once human despite its current formlessness. With the suddenness
of a striking snake, a taloned, skeletal arm shoots out of the sludge; ringed with pitch-
black tendons and tipped with unnaturally long fingers. It's gone from my mind as
quickly as it appeared, but not before I can see sharpened ribs within its mass, the ends
gnashing together like an unholy mockery of a slavering maw.
About that time I decided to go to bed. Yet even still the phrase repeats itself. Where it
came from, I'll never know. Perhaps an overactive imagination, or perhaps... Perhaps it
was a thought born from truth, a warning of the unseen things lurking in the dark? I
never saw whether anything hides behind me in the dark hours before dawn, but
sometimes I get the feeling I'm being watched. And occassionally, once in a great while,
I think I hear something sliding. Oozing. Dripping.
The old man comes drip, drip, dripping down the wall...
Just an idea for what might have happened to Alex:
I think he ended up tracking the Slender Man back to his lair, replete with mysteriously
missing kiddies. Alex may have noticed somehow that kids in the area were
disappearing and put two and two together.
Somehow he comes across the SM feeding in his true form. SM discovers him watching,
and approaches him. Alex passes out from sheer terror and/or through some sort of
mind control. SM then reverts to his "human" form and investigates and then turns off
the camera, but does not destroy this tape as it is sure it will soon control his mind
enough that Alex will destroy them himself.
Alex then notices that he is beginning to develop strange black lines under his skin, and
a craving for tender young human flesh. Realising what is happening to him he resolves
to move away and kill himself. He resists the urge to destroy the tapes, but is unable to
speak of what is on them because of the actions of the parasite which is taking over his
mind and body. But the last remaining shred of humanity in him is able to hint to his
friend that perhaps he should watch them, for the good of humanity...
Dunno if it's going this way but that's what I would write, I think.
These were pictures sent to me by two different friends
and this document was sent to me by some unknown person v0v
So basically, Slender Man operates on what seems to be a sort metaphysical
territoriality. If more you are aware of it, the more it is aware of you. By raising
everyone's perceptions at a base level, you could possibly raise a sort of interference.
That would require a spread of Slender Man, Or Slender Man like, media.
Anyways, he's not real, right? Why don't you all post some more pictures and videos
and....whatnot...
Also let's not argue about how one interprets the videos. I'm sure it's fine to type out
what you think is happening since that is part of the fun. After all the video's creator has
the final word, and they're............deeeeeaad? Maybe?.
Victor Surge fucked around with this message at Jul 14, 2009 around 10:23
Taken from my bedroom window. Too horrible for words, how can i tell the police what
REALLY happened here?!
---
I loving hate you guys. Really really really loving hate you guys. I just spend a couple
hours reading this Slenderman bullshit and now it's 4 in the morning and I really want a
smoke and even though I live in the heart of San Diego it's a little foggy outside and all
I can think of is that tentacled freak coming to get me. gently caress you and I hope he
gets you first.
^ Welcome to the club, man. Just remember that it's all in your head and there's nothing
really out there. There's not anybody lurking in the fog outside your window, and the
only person you'll see in the mirror is yourself. Probably.
And a double gently caress you because I went out to have a smoke, saw something
twitch near the palm trees in the lit fog and threw my smoke away barely touched. Then
I locked my doors and pulled the drapes. I'm going to attempt to sleep.
edit: I say gently caress too much when I'm upset and I'm really upset right now. I think
I might cuddle up to a book that forces me to think other things, that might help. Hell I
might finish Vom Krieg so I won't think at all.
RE: Thin Man
Julie, I have included the relevant section of Dr. Thompson’s thesis. Let me know if you
need anything else. Would you also please convey my concern to his family and the
history department over there at Cambridge? I’m sure he’ll turn up in a few days.
All best,
JT
Atlantic Historical Review

June 1998
Vol 22
Issue 6
“The Diffusion of Gallic Archetypes into Roman Society ”

By Bernard Thompson
…One such example of these Gallic “monster” tales can be seen in a correspondence
dating back to the first century B.C.E.
G. Polonius, a Roman citizen serving under Julius Caesar, writes back to his wife in
Rome detailing what seems to be a reconnaissance mission gone horribly wrong. It is
unclear as to what extent Polonius’ account represents truth. However, my assertion is
that Polonius murdered his friend for a personal reason, and this story is Polonius’
creative way of justifying it to himself and to others. In any case, it is a perfect example
of the aforementioned effect that prolonged exposure to Gaul had on Romans.
Following is the extant letter in its entirety. Translation is my own.
“Gaia, I write to you under significant stress. Our friend Lucius has died in the most
horrible manner. We were sent into these accursed woods to ensure against a Gallic
ambush. But I swear to Jupiter—a Gallic raid would have been welcome compared to
HIM.
As I was hacking away at branches, Lucius stopped in his tracks. He was staring at
something. I asked him if it was a Gaul. No reply. He was transfixed. I could not get
him to make eye contact with me. But then I saw it too. It was some sort of a man, very
tall and skinnier than anyone I had ever seen. He was beckoning to us, and for some
reason Lucius obeyed. I told him we should just kill the man and follow Caesar’s orders,
but he wouldn’t listen. He didn’t hear me anymore. He was walking towards the man
quite quickly, and with an unsteady gait.
Right as I was about to follow Lucius, I saw them. The man had appendages protruding
from his body, like some sort of a sea creature. And something about them was dreadful
enough to make me stay back. It was a good thing I did, because as soon as Lucius
reached the man, he was slowly disemboweled. The man did not seem to have any
emotion as he disemboweled Lucius, which frightened me even more. Then, as if the
disembowelment wasn’t enough, he picked Lucius up into the air and impaled him on a
tree. And then he started walking towards me. I couldn’t move.
When he finally reached me, I wanted to die. Looking at him was making every part of
my brain drunk with horror. I managed to ask him why he was doing this to us. He
responded in a very quiet voice “because you thought about me”.
The next thing I remember is stumbling out of the forest with blood all over me. Gaia,
they’re saying I killed Lucius. And Gaia, there’s something else. I know he’s been in
the room while I’m asleep. I just want to die. I just want to die.
I dreamt of the Slender Man, but it wasn't caused by this thread.
It happened years ago, when I was a wee child, living with my parents. In that dream, I
was getting something to drink from the fridge, I turned around and saw a creepy man
that did not seem quite normal in the backyard. He would have been at least 8 feet tall
according to what I was seeing. He turned around, I tried to scream but couldn't. I then
dropped the bottle I held. I woke up at that point.
I was around 7 or 8. It was one of the creepiest nightmares I have ever had. In fact for
the following years, I became extremely scared in the dark.
The Slender Man is real, it has existed forever in the back of your minds. You see it in
the corner of your eyes, you might be on the third floor like I am, but you know that if
you turn around, if you look through the window, he will be there. He's been watching,
to him, you are already a victim. He's just waiting for the moment you realize it is
unavoidable.
I had dream kinda like this last night.
A guy in a pinstriped suit had burned down my house and was then chasing me down
the street with knives in his giant arms. I also tried but couldn't scream
So it looks like the best way to avoid being attacked by Slenderman is to avoid cameras.
In the vast majority of attacks (outside of victims wandering into creepy forests)
Slenderman seems to leave some sort of photographic evidence. Of course now with
cellphones and security cameras everywhere, there's almost no where in the world you
could go that would really be safe.
Goddamn all of you. Every night I take my dog out back to do his business and I
freaked myself out pretty bad staring at the trees to make sure they were really trees and
not something else.
I went a few days without worrying about Slender Man, but last night I swear he was in
my room. I live on the second floor and I have two windows on both the north and south
side of my room. Last night there was a storm and I kept seeing what looked like tree
branch shadows on my window, but my house is not close enough to any trees to get
tree branch on window action.
There was no logical way that tree branches could be waving outside my bedroom
window. As I lay in my bed staring at the window the shadows looked more and more
like tentacles. I was terrified. More terrified than I have been in years. I was frozen in
my sheet and felt tingling in my legs as my fight or flight instinct kicked in, but I knew I
couldn't move.
If I moved he'd know I was awake.
I couldn't see the shadows anymore and I had almost convinced myself to roll over and
turn on the light despite the cold, paranoid someone-looking-at-me feeling all over my
back and neck and head. Then I heard clicking. loving clicking on the other side of my
room. He was there, tapping on my window or maybe in my room, tapping on the desk.
What I hope to god was wind from my fan or window unit moved my hair. It moved
slightly and slowly until a lock fell to cover my wide-opened eyes. He didn't want me to
see him. He doesn't like to be looked at.
I don't know how long he was there, but he left eventually because I was able to sit up
and look around my room. I turned on the light and the tv and eventually fell asleep
from sheer exhaustion.
Goddammit, goddammit, I've read about Tulpas and thoughtforms and I've tried not to
think about him and shadow people and the messed up pictures in my dining room and
then he's in my loving room. I come up the stairs at night and turn on my lamp and in
the flicker of light before the bulb turns on completely I know he'll be there. Just for a
moment. He's there.
He wasn't the Slender Man, as far as I know... but when I was a little kid I'd have
dreams of this little guy in a suit or tux who would chase me, and try to hurt me.
Sometimes my family would look on and laugh. He was horribly scarred in his face, and
short... about my height at the time.
It isn't really all that relevant, but somehow this thread has me thinking about those
dreams again.
I just got home, and I'm rather unnerved. I apologize for the cameraphone pictures.
Before going to the post office, I went to the deli. When I came out, I noticed a folded
piece of paper had been put under my windshield wiper.
Once I was inside my car, I unfolded the paper. This stared back at me. The writing's
hard to read in the photo, but it reads "DON'T DRAW HIS FACE HE ALREADY
KNOWS" These words were underlined several times, and there is no face on the
drawing. Just a crude circle crossed out. Below that, hastily scribbled is "SAVE
YOURSELF"
gently caress.
Arkansas Gazette posted:
Search for missing family continues

by Martin Phillips - 8/19/77
The search continues for a missing family who vanished from their campsite in the
Ozark National Forest two weeks ago. According to neighbors, Martin and Virginia
Daniels, along with their children John and Jolene, left their home in Little Rock early
on Saturday, Aug. 6, in their van packed with camping equipment. One of Mr. Daniels's
co-workers told police the family was going on their annual summer vacation to the
National Forest, and had planned to spend four nights before returning late on the next
Wednesday. When Mr. Daniels failed to return to work on Aug. 15, the police were sent
to investigate, but found an empty house.
In the course of the investigation, police determined where the family had camped, and
discovered the site with all the equipment still there, along with the family's van. Both
U.S. Forest Service rangers and State Police reported no signs of a struggle, with one
ranger stating it was "like they just up and flew away." Rangers, police, and volunteers
soon formed search teams, but after two weeks of air and land searches, hope is fading
of finding the Daniels family alive.
Police sources have reported that a camera was found with several pictures taken, and
they are being developed.
Missing family case takes strange turn

The case of the missing Daniels family has taken a strange turn, according to police
sources. {recap of case removed}
According to sources with the State Police, shortly after getting the photos from the
Daniels's camera developed, agents from the FBI arrived and took over the case. The
State Police have been "shut out of the whole thing," according to one source. Neither
the FBI nor official State Police spokesmen returned our calls for comment.
However, we have received the photo accompanying this article anonymously, which
included a note stating it is from the film in the Daniels's camera, found at their
campsite in the National Forest. According to the note, it was taken by a man from a
nearby campsite, who appeared in two other photos. Friends and neighbors of the
Daniels family have confirmed the picture is of them, and the note says the man is being
sought as a possible witness.
Dark Gray Fox posted:
Witness to family disappearance reported missing

Days after a possible witness to the vanishing of the Daniels family was interviewed by
the FBI, he has been reported missing by his girlfriend. Cheryl Adams told Russellville
police on Sept. 9 that her boyfriend, Travis Grady, hadn't come home from work the
night before. Police found his car the next day in Atkins, with a dead battery and out of
gas, but Mr. Grady still has not been found.
{recap of case removed}
According to Ms. Adams, after seeing the picture of the Daniels family published in the
Gazette, Mr. Grady told her that he had seen the family the day they arrived, but hadn't
seen anything unusual before he left a few hours later. He admitted to taking the picture,
and Ms. Adams convinced him to talk to the police. After calling the Russellville police,
two officers arrived and took a statement. The next day, two FBI agents arrived and
interviewed Mr. Grady for several hours, according to Ms. Adams, who says she was
forced to leave during the interview.
Police are still looking for Travis Grady.
Arkansas Democrat posted:
Over three years later, bodies of missing family, witness found

by Harry Mason - 2/8/81
Nearly three and a half years after their disappearance from a campsite in the Ozark
National Forest, the bodies of Michael and Virginia Daniels, as well as possible witness
Travis Grady, have been found over 1,000 miles away in the Yellowstone National Park.
{recap of case removed}
According to a witness who found the bodies, they were impaled through the chest on
branches near the tops of trees, and appeared to have been cut open down the front of
the torso. The witness also stated that what looked like organs were found sealed in
plastic at the base of each tree. "The weirdest thing was that they looked fresh, like
they'd just died a few days ago," he said. "How in the name of God they got up there, I'll
never know," he added.
Neither the US Park Service nor the FBI would confirm these reports, other than to say
the bodies had been recovered and sent for autopsy. The Daniels children, John and
Jolene, were not found with their parents or anywhere nearby, according to sources with
the FBI, and are still considered missing.
I apologise if this breaks the flow of any kind of ARG, or or seems unbelievable, or I
didn't photoshop it onto a crumpled piece of paper but seriously my heart is hammering
right now as I type. I literally feel sick with adrenaline shock.
I'm having trouble sleeping because over here in the UK, there's an amber heatwave
warning at the moment, and unlike most US houses very few places over here have air-
con. So I'm lying here with the fan blowing warm air onto me, vaguely disturbing
remnants of this thread rolling round in my head and shapes in the dark playing tricks
on my mind. Words like Tulpa and Psychosomatic are duelling each other for control of
my fears, and I'm idly considering Charlie Brooker's ideas about the face at the window,
and if the Slender Man's waiting for me when he can't be directly observed -
schrodinger's bastard nightmare.
What if I open my eyes and the bastard's actually stood there? Not just a white towel
cast over the back of a black chair in my peripheral vision, but kneeling by the side of
the bed, all teeth and eyes grinning horribly at me and impossible to escape or deny?
What, in reality, would I do if I opened my eyes right now and
WHAM
Something hit the goddamn window. It hit the window in one solid pound, and then
began to frantically scrabble against it. Some mother loving thing just hit the window
and is trying to get in. I wish I could type what I was thinking just ten minutes ago as
this happened, but the same instincts that got my genetic ancestors to this point in
evolution kicked in and there was nothing but blind panic in that naked, terrified mess
crawling backwards across the floor.
Clutching my hands to my chest I listened for the inevitable. A hollow, booming voice.
Or a high cold one - I'll admit now I've only been skim-reading most of the text
accounts and am unaware of how it speaks or even if the consensus is that it does. Only
enough to know the single word booming against the back of my skull like a chant from
an underground temple - Tulpa, Tulpa, Tulpa. A creature made flesh by enough people
thinking about it.
The scrabbling slowly became less frantic, and then there was just the fan, and the
sound of blood roaring in my ears. And as logical thought started to tentatively creep
back in I wanted to know what it was. I had to know. Curiosity dumping a bag full of
kittens in the metaphorical river. So I checked the window.
It was a bird. Opening the curtain scared the bejesus out of it, which i all too happily
considered payback. It was just a motherfucking bird that decided that night, that loving
moment it was going to fly towards a half lit window and scare the poo poo out of me.
gently caress nature. gently caress coincidence. I hope the loving polar icecaps all melt,
and while we're safe in our air-conditioned bunkers you winged shits can fry out there
on the barren plains and we can go out and harvest your charred remains as bar snacks.
[Click here for god-drat bird]
It's now 5am and it got light since I typed this, but that little poo poo is happily
chirruping away in the trees opposite. Look at the smug bastard. I swear, if we were
allowed even .22s in this country...
the bird was real, i swear i'm never loving sleeping again...
My head is pounding, and there is a tapping at my window...
For my thesis I have been given access to a pretty big photography archive. My subject
is to do with riots, so I've been looking at thousands of these photos for the last few
weeks. Here are a few that stuck out a little, I'll leave you to judge for yourself:
Munich, 1976:
Jerusalem, 1982:
Ukraine, 1992:
The last one is perhaps the most interesting but unfortunately that's the highest quality
version available.
Each of these instances were noted as having fog roll in unexpectedly during the course
of the riot, which combined with tear gas being used by police, leaving many areas with
virtually no visibility. In the Ukraine the fog only lasted for two hours, a north easterly
wind causing it to clear rather suddenly. Several deaths and missing persons at each
event were blamed on the police but few if any charges were filed.
Folks 'round here tend to be a superstitious lot. Strange happenin's 'round these parts
don't help matters much.
The swamps are dangerous, even to those familiar with the local landscape. Lotsa the
older folk who've lived 'round here for their whole lives will swear the swamps are
haunted.
Me? I don't believe it. Tales of hauntins' and such are nonsense. I chalk it up to the older
folks bein' from a simpler time, more prone to believin' in magic an' stuff.
There's a powerful long history of folks believin' in things that ain't real. The
Algonquians and other tribes had their stories of the Wendigo, a tall, gaunt creature who
ate people. Insatiable, growin' taller and gettin' hungrier with each meal.
I've heard tales that Jack Fiddler (called "Mesnawetheno" in Swampy Cree, meanin'
"Stylish man") once killed a wendigo, but I don't believe it. He killed someone, to be
sure, but there ain't no such thing as wendigos.
Fables of the Roux-Ga-Roux are told from time to time. Simpletons insist it's real, but
can't even agree on what it is. Some say it's a blood-sucker, others say it's a werewolf. I
say it's rubbish. Mostly just the product of overactive imaginin's and similar foolishness.
I've even heard tell of a giant spider that rises from the depths and drags victims to the
bottom. I say it's just a rottin' tree stump. The roots resemble spidery legs. The gasses
from the rot float it up to the surface, then it sinks again. Sure, you could get drowned in
the bog if you somehow got stuck on it, but that don't mean it's a monster.
Still, the swamps don't need any ridiculous stories of supernatural hauntin's to be
dangerous. Lotsa venomous snakes and spiders out there. Poisonous gasses from rot.
Gators can ruin your day pretty quick-like. There ain't no need to be makin' stuff up
when there's enough real things to be scared of.
There's simple enough explanations without belivin' in magic and monsters.
See that? Just a tree. Yeah, it's a funny-lookin' tree, but that's all it is. No need for stories
'bout tree-monsters or somesuch.
One good rule I like to follow is "if there's water, there's gators". Every year durin' gator
matin' season, people are all up on the TV news channels cryin' 'bout their dog that got
ate 'cause they were stupid and let it go play in the swamp. People whinin' an' cryin',
sayin' there shoulda been signs warnin' 'em 'bout gators. I say there ain't no need for
signs. It's a swamp. If there's water, there's gators. Simple as that. City folk should be
smarter'n to go traipsin' around in the swamp gettin' their pets ate.
See that? It's water. You wanna go snorkel in it, be my guest. I ain't gonna pretend no
sympathy when you learn about your place in the food chain. Even if the gators or
snakes don't get ya, you'll likely lose some blood to the leeches.
Me? I don't go in the water. I'm smarter'n that. Not that I'm scared of monsters or
anythin'. Yer welcome to venture into the swamps as far as ya want, but I don't rightly
recommend it. 'Specially if you don't know the area. All sortsa hazards abound, and
folks do go missin' from time to time.
Prob'ly just gators though. Yeah, just gators. That's what I tell myself. Helps me sleep.
Volponi fucked around with this message at Jun 30, 2009 around 17:17
I did my best on lined paper, at work, photographed by my phone.. I'll try to get a better
lineart version up tonight when I get home. I never really thought of him wearing a suit
but more of his bone structure and skin color made it appear to be more of human figure.
Kind of like a chameleon who can change his skin color.
(A journal entry. Written around a taped-in photograph later removed.)
10/7/88
Thought: Why always in photo b/g?
Conj.: Nobody looks for him. Always accidental. Coincidence.
--SOLVED(?)--
Found three photos from S.M. hunters. One was usual b/g appearance. Rest no good,
were supposed to be dead-on photos of the guy. Recovered photos ruined. Definitely not
overexposure. Likely innate quality of S.M., only found after photography developed*.
People can draw him without pictures going bad, problem being most people don't get a
good look at him. Or get a very good look at him and are killed/go crazy. Lose/lose
situation for us.
(Other side of paper.)

*Maybe developed this reflexively, when photos first invented. Or when first taken
picture of. Or maybe he just can't be photographed because we don't have the tools to
catch what he is on film in full detail.
Why show up at all? Bad luck for photographers? Idea: drawn to the flash, not too likely
given daytime spottings but possible for night. (Leads to question, why photographers
period? More later.)
Well, since i've had alot of free time ( Slender Man paranoia= No sleep) I thought i'd
use the time dicking about with my laptop; here's the result of a whole hour, me, my
finger and my laptop's touchpad. I'm hoping this will work since waffleimages is down
D:
Does slender man have teeth? I just.. assumed.
Thinking of some of the first few ideas in the topic...
oh god i just had to walk back by myself through town at 3am
so many photo opportunities, but i know if i photoshop slender man into them i'll never
be able to walk back that way again
even worse, i wondered what might happen if i plugged my digital camera in only to
find i didn't need to photoshop them at all.
i don't know how you people have the brass to keep doing this
slender man is the most terrifying loving thing i've ever read
The photograph above, reputed to have been taken by S. M. Prokudin-Gorsky circa
1902 is the only visual record of what has come to be known as the Pillaging of Pid'ma.
Sometime during the early afternoon on the 1st of July 1902 unknown assailants moved
swiftly through the Russian village, killing and dismembering men, women, children
and the village's livestock. The remains of the deceased were later found co-mingled
with those of their animals in the dying embers of a large bonfire lit in the centre of the
village. Nothing was taken from any of the residences in the village, nor was the nearby
Church of the Transfiguration desecrated. In several dwellings food set up to be eaten
for midday meal was left untouched. The motive for the attack is unknown to this day
and no group has ever come forward to claim responsibility.
The photographer and his party were none the wiser when they took this sequence of
slides, assuming the black-clad figures on the right of the picture to be farmhands
returning to the fields after their midday meal.
The interest in SM is growing and with it so does his power. More are wondering and
they want answers. They want pictures. They want the truth.
quote:
syke186@ehphotography do you have any pictures of him? and why you and the other
two? why not anyone else? do you know of anyone else?
What have we created? It all started so innocently. Just a few stories to scare eachother,
maybe a few pictures. Then it grew, we have awakened something. And it is hungry.
pr0digal fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 16:21
Reading this thread was a horrible idea right before I went to bed last night. All night
the damned slender man kept showing up in the background of my dreams. Not doing
anything, just there. loving creepy.
But those dreams made me start thinking. Everyone's been talking about how odd it is
that SM shows up in the background of so many pictures.But, what if he wants to be
there? What if he wants you to see him?
What if that's how he finds his next victim?
It's been said that he seemingly chooses a family/person at random and then removes
the witnesses. But then the pictures surface, and everyone who looks at those pictures
starts thinking about him.
And everyone knows thinking about him gets his attention.

Blaster of Justice posted:
Something about that gentleman is not quite right.
Indeed! Look at that tie, the pattern is terribly misfitting!
Also he stole my children
E: The 4th video has officially scared the gently caress out of me.
taupoke fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 19:04
So once the Slender Man began popping up in this thread, I could have sworn
something about it seemed familiar. I'm an amateur folklorist, so I had a few source
books lying around. It took me a while, but I finally found something in W.K. McNeil's
Ghost Stories of the American South. Most of the tales collected are transcripts of
recordings other folklorists made, but McNeil compiles them and offers notes. A really
handy book. So anyway, this particular story appears in the book's seventh section,
"Other Supernatural Creatures."
quote:
Well, I’ll you, when I was younger, a cousin of mine came to live with us. He was older
than me and my sisters -- maybe sixteen or seventeen -- and we was the only folks he
had left in the world, really. And he was the awfulest liar you’d ever know, anything
he’d tell you was a lie, almost. I liked him all right. We slept in a loft during the
summer because it was cooler up there, me and him, and in the winters we slept on the
floor closer to the stove. My sisters had their own room.
So one night my cousin wakes me up by punching me in the shoulder, and it’s summer
so we’re up in the loft, and my first thought when he wakes me up is to just push him
out, because I’m not happy at being waked up, you know? But before I can say anything
he puts his hand over my mouth and even though it’s dark I can hear that he’s scared.
“Listen,” he says, and so I listen real careful. It’s this scratching, like something on the
roof, and the roof is right over our heads, mind you, ‘cause we’re in the loft. I was a
trifle rattled, but I wasn’t having none of it. “So?” I says to him. “It’s just some raccoon
or a cat.”
“No,” says John, “I heared it before I waked you up, it’s like footsteps, like someone’s
walking up there.” I wasn’t taking no truck with that, I told you he was the awfulest liar.
So I went back to sleep, but the next day my cousin tried to tell Pap about it, and Pap
wasn’t having no truck with it, either. But one night later on, while we was all having
supper, Pap sent out my youngest sister to fetch water from the pump we had in the
back. After a while we heared Lily scream, and it was Ma who got up first, and then Pap.
The rest of us stayed at the table because we was like to get in trouble if Lily was hurt
and we was there to gloat. Soon enough, though, we heared Pap and Ma shouting too,
so me and John went out to see if they needed our help. All they had was the water pail
Lily carried out, and there wasn’t no other sign of her.
At first I didn’t understand what was going on, with both Ma and Pap shouting, and by
that time my other sisters come out and they started crying, and my cousin was just
standing there in the yard looking off toward something. “It’s the man walking yonder!”
he yells, and he’s pointing out across the field. No one’s listening to him but me, and he
keeps saying it: “It’s the man walking yonder! It’s the man walking yonder!”
You already know it was suppertime, so you know the sun was setting and it was hard
to see. But when I looked out over that field at the back of the house, the whole thing
was lit up orange, and there was a row of big black trees that was the edge of the woods,
you know? And I swear to you that I saw one of them trees moving, like a man walking
away. But it couldn’t have been a man, ‘cause there ain’t no man that tall and skinny.
Pap seen it, too, I think. He took us inside and locked all the doors, and he made us keep
still while he got out his rifle. We waited like that all night, Ma crying the whole time.
When the sun come up we took a wagon into town and told folks what happened,
though as I recall nothing much came of it. John ran off a few weeks later, and we got a
new house closer to the mill where Pap worked. I still can’t manage to look at trees
during sunset though, especially not on windy days when they all move back and forth,
like a man walking away.
A Negro family moved into our old house. Their son got executed for murder, I hear.
Here are McNeil's notes on the story from the end of the book. He is assigning it motifs
as outlined in Ernest W. Baughman's Type and Motif-Index of the Folktales of
England and North America.
W.K. McNeil posted:
Collected September, 1963, by Ezum Cathill from an un-named seventy-year-old white

male in Berea, Kentucky. The informant obviously believes the events occurred and
presents them as a personal experience. The opening makes it unclear whether or not the
informant is using the story as a conversation piece (which would make its apparent
melancholy less sincere) or if he is responding to a question posed by Cathill.
Regardless, the informant is obviously skilled at telling stories, going so far as to
incorporate limited characterization and dialogue.
From a purely narrative standpoint the tale still has issues: the informant and his
cousin’s experience with sounds on the roof as well as the misfortune of the Negro
family appear to have no connection with the central action of the story, yet the
informant includes the details anyway, either as embellishment or because he believes
there is a correlation. Similarly, the revenant is never fully explained, and the informant
and his family seem to have no prior experience with such a creature which, given its
sparse description, can hardly be classified. The lukewarm response of the other citizens
upon hearing the story is perhaps indicative of the story’s strange rootlessness. In short,
this tale appears to be a collection of unrelated if tragic events that occur for no
discernible reason.
Only obvious motif is R10.3 “Children abducted.” Other relevant motifs may include
E275 “Ghost haunts place of great accident or misfortune” and E402 “Mysterious
ghostlike noises heard”; more tenuously, one might also apply D940 “Magic forests” or
F990 “Inanimate objects act as living.”
H.P. Shivcraft fucked around with this message at Jul 01, 2009 around 20:18
I've just got home from a house party. Walking home at 3AM I come down my street,
for whatever reason the street lamp in front of my house is completely missing the top
section so it's pitch black minus coming out of the side of my house is on.
I'm walking down and as I go around the corner the lamp post ends up with the light at
the side of my house behind it. The lamps around here have yellow squares with
numbers on. In the dark I saw a tall figure with a white block at the top with a tie slide
out of the side of my house. I thought it was the slenderman and I slowly advanced
holding a bottle of wine by the neck ready to beat the poo poo out of something.
Thankyou Something Awful for causing me to sober up VERY quickly.

Pardon the wall of words, but I had to write this Slender Man story.
Excerpt from the journal of Dorothy Birch(pt. 908-01)
April 12, 1923.
I suppose this is will be one of the last voluntary entries in my journal, even though Dr.
Keating told me to write down everything that happened. But I'm going to tell the entire
story, which is what I should have done in the first place; drat my pride.
It was a biting and windy fall day, I still remember the date. October 5, 1918. Lizzie and
I were playing hide-and-go-peek amongst the trees on the land behind my uncle's farm.
She was only twelve to my fifteen, so she got her way most all of the time. It was my
turn to find her, as I had given in to her incessant begging. She loved to hide.
I hid my eyes in my hands and leaned into the sweet-smelling bark of a thick oak. I
called out the numbers until I got to ...98...99...100...! and set off to find her.
Looking back, I should have noticed the signs immediately. The wind which had blown
out of the east all day had ceased entirely and there were no sounds in the forest save for
my own uncertain footsteps breaking the virgin, untouched carpet of dried and fallen
leaves. I kept walking farther into the woods, occasionally calling out for Lizzie. I was
not answered except for the greedy silence and the still trees all around. As I kept
walking, the large and stout oaks gave way to thinner, taller trees.
It was then that I should have turned around, it was then that I should have run back to
Uncle Ed's cabin. But I kept walking.
I stayed on my way, still calling out for my sister, a bit more panicked now, as I almost
always found her within a few minutes of starting the search. The taller trees soon
engulfed me and a slight mist began to drift through. Then, a sequence of events
commenced that will be forever burned into my memory.
I suddenly heard a cry of my name, “Dorothy~!” in a high-pitched, breathy sort of call.

It was unmistakably Lizzie. I began to run now, my breath coming in harsh gasps as the
cold air stung my throat. The mist came in quicker now, and it was difficult to see. Then,
I got the unexplainable urge to hide behind a thicker tree, which I quickly obeyed,
looking into the fog in front of me for evidence of Lizzie.
I can't tell you how long I sat there, shivering behind the tree. Then, a very very tall
figure appeared faintly in the fog. It appeared to be a man wearing a suit like Daddy's
friends from the bank, but it also looked like he was wearing stilts too, like the clowns
at the Fourth of July parade we saw. He seemed to be so tall that his head grazed the
leaves. What really didn't make sense was his arms. Oh, his arms. They looked like
several hoses left unattended and cranked up to full blast, but moving very slow. That's
the best way I can describe it. This...man, I'll say, this man stood there in the fog for a
good few minutes, his (arms?) waving very slow. I got this weird feeling from the tall
man, like I was intruding upon something I was forbidden to see, namely his presence.
I got a strange feeling as I gazed upon him, as if I wasn't looking at him, he was looking
at me. No, looking through me. Then I realized that his head didn't quite make sense, in
a way. It looked like it was moving, like, like.....there was a swarm of bees where his
face should have been. Kind of like he was in between places and his head had not
caught up with his body yet. I was very scared at that point and all thoughts of Lizzie
had vanished from my head.
Then, as quickly as he had appeared, the tall man was gone. He just faded away into the
fog. It was then that I heard a whimpering sound close to where he was standing. I
walked forward, propelled not by my feet but something else. I can't remember much of
this time, I can remember walking up to Lizzie, who was lying amongst the leaves, and
then my hands closed on something hard and heavy and holding it above my head. Then
there was blackness.
The next thing I remember is sitting in Uncle Ed's kitchen, surrounded by Daddy, Ma,
Uncle Ed, and a policeman, they were asking me questions and looking at me like we
look at the tigers at the zoo; like I was something dangerous. Apparently I had....killed
Lizzie with a rock to her head. I don't remember any of the actual...act. I still have
trouble thinking of it now, but that's why I'm at Sunnyhaven, I suppose. However, the
tall man still visits me in my dreams. I hope that Dr. Keating can help me banish him
forever.
(Fake edit: Holy poo poo guys, this Slender Man stuff is freaking me out. I hate being
the only one awake. It's also pure genius though, I'm going to be planning many more
projects.)
_Begin Transcript/ June 23, 1923/ Patient 908-01_
Dr. Keating: Hello, Dorothy, how are you?
Dorothy: Just fine, Doctor, and yourself?
Dr. Keating: Well, Dorothy, I'm a bit concerned, to tell you the truth.
Dorothy: Oh?
Dr. Keating: Yes. I found your jounral entry, and there are some crucial details that you
didn't disclose to the police or myself, particularly some of the details concerning the
appearance of this, this...(ruffles through patient's journal) Sle-
Dorothy: DON'T SAY HIS NAME! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DON'T SAY IT!
Dr. Keating: Shhh, it's okay-
Dorothy: NO IT'S NOT OKAY! SPEAK OF HIM AND HE WILL COME! PLEASE!
DON'T! (patient begins to sob uncontrollably; a female orderly comforts her)
Dr. Keating: I won't say his name, Dorothy, I promise.
Dorothy: Promise?
Dr. Keating: I swear it.
Dorothy: Good.
Dr. Keating: Now, would you mind telling me a little bit about this...man?
Dorothy: I can't tell you, even though you asked so nicely.
Dr. Keating: And why ever not, dear Dorothy?
Dorothy: (Silent, hesitant) Because, well, he tells me not to say anything.
Dr. Keating: You mean, he speaks to you?
Dorothy: Not really. I can just tell. When he appears in my dreams, it's always in that
forest behind Uncle Ed's farm. And he's...taller, like he's gained power or something.
But he's just so menacing that I know if I say anything, he'll...he'll....(Patient begins to
weep quietly)
Dr. Keating: Dorothy?
Dorothy: I want to...go back to my room now.
Dr. Keating: Very well. Miss Dunbury will escort you.
{mm - scribe}
_End of transcript_
And I just realized something strange. I own this shirt:

My brother managed to grab this off his dash cam before his seargent took it. I guess
my brother almost ran into this guy in the middle of the street, he was just standing
there, didnt even flinch when the car almost hit him. Just stood there, looking at him. He
said he got a good look of 'it'. I will never for get what my brother said, it was mostly
how he said it, "It was like his skin stopped growing as a kid but his body never stopped.
I could see all his flesh and poo poo around his eyes and his gums. It was stretched so
tight... God...". After that he said he just threw it in reverse and never looked back.
I don't know why, but reading the Dorothy story, I got kind of a creepy idea of meeting
Slenderman.
You'd accidentally walk toward him, hearing your friend/sister/loved one calling you
and when you get to him, after the shock of the legs and the arms and the head, you
realize they aren't calling you, he is. Just playing their voice, over and over again,
because he can, because it'll draw you in. It's not malicious, though, more...curious.
"Dorothy. Come help me, Dorothy. Find me. Dorothy, I love you"
And that's when you realize you could be his puppet too. And then you kill your loved
one to make the voice stop.
MonkeyMaker fucked around with this message at Jul 02, 2009 around 05:58
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In reading this thread, I'm struck by one behaviour of Der Ritter in particular, that of its
impaling its victims in a tree, while removing and reinserting their internal organs. It's
remarkably akin to the feeding habits of shrikes, also known as butcherbirds.
See, what a shrike will do is capture a smaller animal - anything from a cricket to a
smaller bird or mouse - and kill it. Shrikes are songbirds, and their musculature is pretty
lacking compared to a straight-up raptor like a hawk or owl, so their kill is messy and
inefficient, consisting of many pecks and bites to the head and neck. This continues
until the prey animal is either dead or too tired to fight. But that's not the worst part. The
worst part is that as weak as their jaws are, their claws are weaker, and they wholly lack
talons. They're built to perch. So, what a shrike will do, is it will take its prey to a thorny
tree, or bush, or even barbed wire, and it will ram its prey down on a spike so that it
won't move when the shrike tears it apart.
It's a songbird that's learned to kill, and it does so far more cruelly than any raptor.
Anyone ever hear the Slender Man sing?
e: Wikipedia on Lanius excubitor, the Great Gray Shrike: "This species will lure birds
closer by mimicking their calls."
Phy fucked around with this message at Jul 02, 2009 around 16:55
VOTE1 posted:
I have a request, not sure how many of you are following the Slenderman Mafia.
Basically i'm looking for a slenderman photoshop done with a town population sign in
the photo ie this (But the text changed to "Wanderer Woods" (the generic town name in
my game) and the current population is 11)
We're not safe anywhere. These pictures were found on a camera in an old cave. Despite
there being several people in many of the shots leading up to this final one, the only
body recovered was of an adult male. In one hand was clutched the camera, the other
was a knife. Judging by the positioning of the divers arm, he had stabbed himself to
death. Despite being in a full wetsuit, all body tissue minus a few traces of skin were
eaten by the local wildlife. Divers in the area from a local college found only a skeleton
encased in neoprene, still biting hard on its regulator. The tank still had 1200 psi at the
time of the divers death.
Ouija boards have been excellent tools for paranormal investigation for many decades.
You can see me here using my ouija board to try and communicate with the spirit world.
What I do nowadays, with it being the 21st century and not table tapping in some
Victorian parlour, is to set my camera up on a tripod and connect it to an EMF detection
meter. Then if there are any disruptions in the natural magnetic field when I am trying
to use my ouija board to communicate, the camera starts taking shots.
This shot was taken this evening whilst I was trying to communcate with spirits.
If you do start communicating with the departed REMEMBER, as long as you do not
invite them into your home you tend to be okay, generally ! Although sometimes walks
home at night can be very disturbing if a soul becomes obsessed about you or one of
your family members. But beware ! Though you may not invite them in to your home, if
they are lost or malevolent sprits, it can be quite upsetting being woken in the early
hours by tapping and scratching at the window. And if they become attached to the area
surrounding your home...MAN...there is nothing more frightening than peering through
your curtains at night and seeing the face of an earth bound spirit looking straight at you,
especially if you are not on the ground floor !
In the shot I took this evening, the fingers on this apparition look disturbingly long and
slim, I have never come across anything like this in my paranormal investigations
before.
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I was playing around with night vision on a camera last night and god drat. You see
some poo poo you don't expect with it on. Nothing paranormal but I was awake far too
late because of it. Thanks thread!
Another possible sighting of Slender Man in Southern Oregon
Last night I had a nightmare with a special guest star Mr. Slender Man.
Thanks guys.
He was able to drop helicopters with His mindpower. And people literally died in fear
because they were unable to breath.
What's that sound coming from the attic...?

Bozart posted:
...As much as I hate the whole web 2.0 thing, this has basically become a collaborative
ARG and it is awesome...
Sorry to quote you twice, but I was doing some independent research to see how far this
Slenderman thing had gotten outside of SA, and it appears there's a thread growing on
the Unfiction forums trying to figure out the Marble Hornets video. They seem to have
dug up a couple of blogs and even somebody sending text messages to folks who'll play
along.
I guess Victor Surge created something that's well beyond his control. Well beyond any
of our control, for that matter. Considering what somebody here said about Tulpas, I'm
locking my windows tonight. Y'know; just in case.
Found in the Safety Deposit Box of the late Henry Louis Marshall (ex. Lieutenant):
To the Executor of my Will,
First and foremost, this is a confession. If I thought it would do any good, I’d tell you to
distribute this somehow; give it to the news agencies or a local TV station. That won’t
do any good, however. Most likely it would only cause more deaths. So, for the sake of
my soul, humor me by reading this account, and allowing a poor soul to unburden
himself.
This whole story began in World War II. Most people who know me assume I never
talk about that period of my life either because I’m ashamed of it, or because I don’t
want to remember the experience. Neither of these assumptions is true. What we did
over there was difficult, but I’m drat proud to have served my country. And as far as the
latter charge is concerned, the most horrific thing that happened over there had nothing
to do with combat.
This brings me to my confession.
It all started in April 1945. The war was close to over. I was leading a patrol with four
other soldiers into Black Forest, Germany. I don’t remember the names of any of the
rest of the patrol, and I can’t help but think that I’ve blocked this out. If I can make
these people seem less real, then I can make their deaths hurt less.
Things with the patrol deteriorated pretty quickly when we got lost. It was a nasty day. I
don’t remember seeing the sun the whole time I was in Germany. It was nothing but
rain and fog, the smell of damp cloying in my nose. It was like Mother Earth knew we
were at war and had gone into a depression. Or else she was just rebelling from us
firebombing the ever-loving poo poo out of her.
Anyway, the patrol I was in ended up walking around looking at the same moss-covered
trees over and over again, while trying to puzzle our way over a soaking wet map and
figure out how to use a compass. We were all cold and hungry, and we started to get on
each other’s nerves. Sometime near dusk, I got this strange feeling. I figured someone
was tailing us, and indicated it as discretely as possible to the rest of my patrol.
I turned around suddenly, my rifle at the ready, and there was a man standing in a
clearing off in the distance. He wasn’t in a true clearing, though. He was standing in the
middle of a scorched patch of earth where a bomber had dropped its payload.
The first thing that struck me about the man was that he was wearing a suit, like he was
getting ready to go out for a night on the town. It seemed like he hadn’t got the memo
that we were in the middle of a loving war.
The second thing that struck me was that he wasn’t right. He was impossibly tall. It was
difficult to tell his exact height, but as near as I could discern he was right near 8 feet
tall. His arms and legs, even his whole body, looked like it had been stretched. He
looked like he had no bones in him, and there was a stillness about him that was even
more unsettling. He was maybe 20 feet away, but he wasn’t moving at all. His muscles
didn’t twitch and there was no discernable sign that he was inhaling or exhaling.
“Stop! Who are you? What are you doing here?” I shouted, and then, when I didn’t get a
response I repeated these words, this time in broken German.
When he once again refused to reply, I motioned quickly, and the patrol and I advanced
as one towards the figure, our rifles pointed at him.
“Who are you?” I shouted again, “Goddamnit, who are you?”
Something about him was really starting to upset me. By this time, we were close
enough that I could see him in more detail. His skin didn’t fit on him properly. In fact, it
looked like a second suit. Underneath his skin you could see movement. It looked like
there were thousands of bugs crawling underneath the surface. I couldn’t see his face at
first, but as we came closer he turned his head slowly towards us, revealing a gaping
black mouth and flesh colored indentations where his eyes should have been.
“Holy poo poo!” one of my men shouted, and I could hear him scrambling away, his
footsteps loudly echoing through the forest.
I started firing into the figure as I unconsciously backed away. This did nothing except
leave burn marks on his clothing.
The slender man thing unfolded his arms, and I could see that they were many jointed.
It reached an arm out to me, and I turned tail and ran, side-by-side with the rest of the
men in my patrol. I could hear myself panting, the sounds of heavy army boots crushing
leaves and other forest detritus, and this other sound; a howling.
In my periphery, I suddenly saw some movement. One of my soldiers was thrown by

one of the things that this slender man thing had sprouted, the roots or tentacles that
were growing out of him like weeds. The soldier landed against a tree, and I heard his
spine crack. He was dead before he even hit the ground.
I turned back around, and I almost vomited at the sight. That slender man was standing
over another one of my men, drenched and blood. The organs of his victim lay scattered
over the floor. The slender man was moving now, in fact he was nothing but movement.
His many arms folded and unfolded, his body roiling, collapsing, and expanding, like
waves on an ocean.
Someone let out a scream beside me; another one of my men. He mindlessly fired off
the rest of his clip into the slender man. It did nothing.
One of the slender man’s appendage reached out, touching the last of my men, and then
that man was no more. He became fog. I can’t help but wonder if all that fog around us
once used to be alive.
I tried to back away from this creature, but I tripped over a tree root. He looked at me,
sightlessly. I felt as though every hair in my body wass being ripped out simultaneously.
I could still hear the howling. It’s in my head.
And then it formed into speech.
“Not you. Never you.”
And then the slender man disappeared, sinking back into the grown, like a plant
growing in reverse.
I ran after that. I ran mindlessly, for miles and miles, until I found a group of French
soldiers. For weeks I felt that howling. For weeks whenever I close my eyes I see
nothing but blood and fog. And then I did what people do best. I convinced myself I’d
made it up. War is horrible, and some people just can’t cope with it. The slender man
was in my mind.
Pretty soon afterwards the war ended, and I was heading home. We had a stop-over in
Britain, spent the night there. A boardinghouse down the street from where me and my
fellow soldiers were staying caught fire that night. 13 souls were lost. I didn’t think
much about it at the time.
Then I went back home, back to Kansas. A group of boy scouts disappeared two weeks
after I got home. A couple of cows got killed by some wild animal.
I went off to the University of Michigan on the GI Bill. Six co-eds on a camping trip
disappeared.
I got a job in journalism in Missouri. 20 people ended up dead or missing in 5 years,

mostly around wooded areas.
Deep in my heart, I knew what this was. I started digging around some more, using my
job as a paper reporter to investigate. I found drawings of him, police reports, even
government files. He comes from the Black Forest, yes, I know the history.
But I brought him here.
The slender man was in my mind.
He didn’t spare me. He used me. He used me to travel. He must’ve thought the world
was ending back in Germany, but I gave him a whole new lease on life.
I got married, I had kids, and then they had kids, but I always knew what I had done.
This is my last chance at salvation, my extreme unction, and I’m confessing all of this
to you.
Hopefully, you’ll think I’m crazy. Hopefully you’ll let all of this go and fold this letter
back up and put it back into this safety deposit box until the paper it’s written on rots
away.
If you don’t, then I pity you.
The closer you get to him, the more real he becomes. The closer you get to him, the
more people die.
If you’re reading this, then I got too close.
-HLM
You guys creeped me so much out, I can't loving sleep. This is your reward!
ferndavant fucked around with this message at Jul 09, 2009 around 07:04
The Case of Shannon DeMarco
"Good morning Dorice." Detective Henry Jackson tipped his hat to the round waitress,
almost looking pretty in her light blue skirted uniform. Rows of red empty red leather
booths greeted Jackson as he walked in. The lights were still dim, and were quickly
being overtaken by the rising sun. From the kitchen there was the bubbling of coffee
and the bangs of pots being arranged.
"Detective. What can I get you?" Dorice replied with a platonic wink, as she prepared
tables for the not yet open diner.
"Just a cup of coffee. I need to wake up and get down to the station. Got a big
investigation I'm afraid." Jackson removed set his hat down in the booth next to him.
His thinning hair dropping across his eyes.
"Is this about the Shannon DeMarco girl who went missing?" Dorice poured coffee into
a white mug, dribbling some of it down the side.
"I can't say more than this, but she ain't missing anymore." Jackson's eyes fell to the
table as he let out a light sigh. Dorice walked over and placed the mug down on the
table. She placed her hand on Jackson's shoulder.
"It's always hard when Belton loses on of her own. But you can at least give us some
closure." Her hand squeezed gently and let go.
"Just wish there was someone who could give that to me. Thanks for the coffee Dorice.
I'm just going to take this with me if you don't mind. I need to get going." Henry picked
up his brown fedora and placed it back on his head.
"What about the mug?"
"I'll return it on my way back, don't you worry your little head." Henry nodded slightly
and gave a weak smile and headed for the door.
"Take care of yourself Detective." Dorice continued to set up tables for the few regulars
who would no doubt be arriving soon. Just before the ringing of the bell on the door
filled the small diner Henry turned back and said, "Sometimes, I wish I was the only
person I had to worry about."
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Jackson had parked his sedan in Dr. Malley's driveway. The small ranch style house
was weather worn and no care had been taken to it's appearance. The green and misted
mountains rose behind them in sharp cliffs and bluffs. Jackson slowly approached the
house, although Millie had died a few spring's back, Jackson still entered the house
silently as if there was someone to avoid waking up.
"Jackson?! That you up there?" A gruff and aged voice emanated from an open stairwell.
"Yeah it's me. Want me to come down?"
"Yeah you might as well, you ain't gonna like what your going to see. Just warning you
right now." Malley's voice was stern and self convinced. Wisps of smoke made their
escape up the rickety wooden stairs. As Jackson descended he was hit with a wave of
pungent odor. This was going to be bad.
She was already opened up. There was one cut straight up the navel and through her
ribcage. Another crossed that first cut perpendicular. Numerous other smaller cuts were
made seemingly at random along her sides and the rest of her body.
"Jesus Christ Malley! What the hell have you been doing to her!"
"I've not done a drat thing to her!" The doctor didn't look away from the girl's body as
he spoke. "Sh-She came in like this. I'm surprised the deputy managed to get her in here
in one piece. God, I'm too scared to do anything else to the poor thing, she'll just fall
apart."
"This is going to be one of those days then isn't it?" The detective shook his head slowly,
closing his eyes but unable to shake the image of the girl.
"'Fraid so. No way this was caused by an animal, or even some kind of accident. Those
are always so messy. This, this here was precision. He knew what they were doing. We
have to get whoever did this to Shan, Henry. We have to get them and make sure he
disappears. Court's too good for 'im." Malley's cigarette slowly burned, he'd not touched
it since he lit it. He just kept staring at the naked eviscerated body of a girl whom he'd
delivered some 20 years ago.
"We'll find whoever did this Pat. You don't do something like this and not get caught.
I'm going back to the station to talk to the person who found her. If you need anything,
anything at all, you give us a call alright?" Jackson turned to walk up the stairs. The
seemed far taller than when he had descended them. A long day alright, but it had to
start with a single step.
"You better not let me get my hands on the guy who did this, Jackson. Cause if I do I-"
"You'll get your rear end knocked down before you can touch the guy. We don't carry
out punishments Pat." Jackson paused as he ascended the stairs. "But it's things like this
that sure as hell make me wish we did."
Look what you all have done! Slender Man has escaped the internet and he's in the wild.
One of our most computer-illiterate drivers just told me all about Slender Man this
morning - he said his grandma told him the stories. I listened and nodded, and then
asked him if he had stairs in his house. His answer - a confused look, and "I have a four-
level split, of course I have stairs."
I felt inspired by the thread, so I figured I'd give my own interpretation of the slender
man. I wasn't too happy with how his head came out (too alienish) but I kinda like the
idea of imagining his as more of a skin he's wearing than actual clothing, if you get
what I mean.
gently caress.
I spent way too much time trying to create an avatar-sized graphic of He Who Shall Not
Be Named Aloud. My drat laptop has not been cooperative; It crashes everytime I get
the image almost right.
Eventually, I decided to STOP trying to create an accurate representation of The Tall

Thin Man Whose Name Will Not Be Spoken -- I chose to portray Him in a cutesy and
comic fashion, instead. When I began, I thought it would help me deal with the abject
terror He inspires.... I thought making light of Him would help to assuage the horror.
Something went wrong... Somthing aside from the obvious fact that I'm not very good at
making animated GIFs. It started off innocent enough, But I shouldn't have kept
following the trail.
I just read this whole thread, the slender man stuff is awesomely creepy for the most
part, but I know it's not real. So I'm woken up at ~4am by some random loud thump that
was probably a car door slamming or some random thing and I'm seeing slender man
everywhere and just beyond the shadows outside my windows and I'm wandering
around the house kind of freaking out and kind of scared to go into that next dark room
and I'm seeing but not seeing the floating slender man from entry #6 and oh god why
the gently caress did I watch that poo poo right before bed
You know, I've been watching this thread since its inception nearly, and this
Slenderman stuff is driving me absolutely crazy. I know its not real, but when I drive
home from my friend's house in the dark of night, I constantly paranoid that SM is
gonna pop up from around a tree.
I'm just glad noone posted SM picks from Utah. Or at least, none that I can remember.
I had to walk several blocks home after dark last week. We have some creepy-rear end
trees in here in Ohio. They just don't have enough leaves on them, giving them a very
skeletal appearance almost all year round. I got about halfway there and then thought of
Slender Man.
And I couldn't stop thinking of him. Every rustle and crunch was him coming closer. Oh
god he's here....
I panicked and nearly started crying. I huddled under a lone streetlight and called my
boyfriend and told him to come get me.
I hate you guys

This same kind of thing happened to me yesterday night. I was walking to a friends
house who lived like 10 minutes (walking distance) down the road. About five minutes
along I thought "heh, these woods sure would be a great hiding place for slender man, I
should take a picture of them!"
I continued on like normal and then started hearing rustling in the woods slowly getting
closer. I stared to panic and ended up sprinting the last 4 minutes to my friends house.
He had no clue what I was going on about until I showed him the thread
Seconding this.
I went to my friend's birthday last night and we all decided to hike up this small
mountain/large hill at around 9:30 at night. It was a group of roughly eight of us, all
tromping through the forest and we eventually came upon a dead end, but the trees
closed around the path up arhead and it was so loving dark just in that spot. We were all
quiet until someone said, "Yeah, let's turn around."
Guess who ended up in the back of the group. Me. Guess who turned around and looked
back at the damned creepy path. And the whole time I was looking deep into the forest,
actually hoping to find...him. I was enthralled and scared all to hell at the same time.
So yeah, thanks Paranormal Images thread.

Thirding. I went outside for a quiet smoke before bed and I got to thinking about
Slender Man. Suddenly, every little noise that I hadn't been paying attention to was his
terrible tree-limb tentacles coming to rip me apart. And every movement that the trees
made was him getting closer and close in camoflage.
I think Slender Man may make me quit smoking before bed. drat his creepy hide.
ce gars posted:
Sorry about the break in videos. Things had been slow going with the tapes, but I'm
back to watching them now.
As long as it doesn't turn into something like The Ring, I'm cool. The second I see the
slender man sliding out from behind a tree in a black and white video I'm destroying my
computer.
Nah, I don't really think that's his thing. On the other hand, keep an eye on any
suspicious-looking trees around your home. You never know for certain whether all
those branches are really just branches.
Can you say for certain you know how many branches those trees even have?
I want so very much to call bullshit on the slender man. A trope created by goons who
sit around the internet campfire circlejerking about scary monsters that lurk in the night.
Every time I try though, the wind drives branches against my window, and the stattaco
rap tap of branches against glass won't let me. I wouldn't care about that, except for the
fact that there are no trees near my windows, and there is no wind tonight.
I feel it might be too obvious?
and a couple more, first edited, second not.
TheToiletDuck fucked around with this message at Jul 19, 2009 around 14:14
TheToiletDuck fucked around with this message at Jul 19, 2009 around 14:52
so i found this creepy doll at the local junk shop. they wouldn't sell it to me 'because it
didn't have a price tag' so i had to sneak it out in my coat. it was too uncanny to not
show you guys.
add some tentacles and BAM.
I'll add another picture when I get home.
edit: Aw heck I'll do it now.
maraudinghobbit fucked around with this message at Jul 22, 2009 around 04:33
1987. A camera was discovered with a full roll of film in a wooded area just outside a
Richmond, VA suburb. All the film was developed, but only one picture (seen here)
survived the lab process. Parapsychologists have suggested that it may be a particularly
powerful "slender man" manifestation; the four-armed figure exhibits a strong
background aura. Local police investigators have spent decades searching fruitlessly for
the camera's owner, even checking missing person reports. To this day, the identity and
whereabouts of the photographer are unknown.
(I was going for more of a 90s X-Files aesthetic with this)
Love Rat fucked around with this message at Jul 22, 2009 around 11:13
This just happened.
So my parents and I were sitting out on our deck and having talks about, y'know,
everything. We have this light that comes on at dusk on the side of our house that's on
the edge of a thickly wooded area. This light is super bright and bugs the heck out of me
when it shines through my window at night.
Anyways, I was doing something with my phone and I look up and notice the light's out.
Hooooly poo poo. I say, "Who turned the light off?" my mom jokingly says, "I did with
my mind powers."
I mumble, "Slender Man..." She says "What?" and I repeat it, louder.
She says, "You know that's not real, right?" Me: "...yep, but I'm still a bit freaked out."
The light usually doesn't go off like that.
She says this, and I lose it.

"You don't have to be scared of anything, I'll rip the guts out of anything that comes
near you."
I say, "THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!" And I notice I have tears in my eyes. Wow. At this
point, I feel like a pathetic moron, but I couldn't help that I was scared.
I mean, she was correct...right? Oh dear.

If I see any suspicious 'tree branches', I'm going to flip my poo poo.
Edit: Dumb verb tenses.
Millard Fillmore fucked around with this message at Jul 25, 2009 around 03:13
Also, I hate this thread now. Last night about 3 am I was in the bathroom, and we had a
hell of a storm come through. Cue flashes of lightning and me forgetting there was ivy
on the frosted bathroom window. Damned good thing I was already on the toilet.
I love these, but hate them at the same time. It is dark out and I am sitting right next to
my window... I can hardly see out of it and have no idea if something or someone is
looking back.
And just as soon as I get over my fear of going out for a smoke at night this video pops
up. Well played, Slenderman, well played.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FFF WHY WOULD SOMEONE WILLINGLY DRAW
THAT THING!?
This thread.
This goddamn thread.
Son of a bitch.
Ghost stories and the like never scared me at all, they still don't, but this Slenderman
stuff has been done so well that I'm sprouting goosebumps whenever I read about him
(it?) and see pictures.
I love this thread, although I am now scared to even look out my window or in my
mirror for fear that there will be something there. The Slender Man has a special sort of
fear to him like that. I think part of it is that most ghost stories and so on have a kind of
comforting concept of justice, where it's the guy who disturbed the grave, or pissed on
the scarecrow, or went off to do drugs, etc who dies brutally. But the Slender Man
doesn't care. And he has no weakness. He doesn't fear the sun - he just likes to go after
you at night. He doesn't bother to dodge bullets - they can't hurt him anyway. He doesn't
even hide in pictures most of the time, because in the time it takes you to look at your
camera and back up, he could be gone - or he could have you.
EDIT:
Sorry for the hugeness of the below image.
Turns out I cant remove images I uploaded as part of the post.
Knackered fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2009 around 01:11
The past couple of nights I have thought that all of the trees and stuff nearby my house
would be great hiding places for slender man. I will probably go and take a few pictures
in a day or two. I can't right now because it is too dark and my camera will only take
completely black pictures, and turning on the flash would kind of ruin in I think. I will
probably try to shop him in myself on one or two pictures, but I really suck with
photoshop so I will put up the other ones I take for anyone to grab and mess with.
Fake edit: It also just started pouring rain

Guys.
No joking.
I was teaching a class last night and there was an older woman in there wearing a brown
shirt with slenderman on it.
It was a brown shirt with a tall stick like figure bent over with lines coming out of it.
God drat this thread.

The tulpa is manifest. All it takes is that split second of fear when the tree outside your
window casts a shadow just right, and he knows.
A is for Amy, her organs replaced
B is for Basil, his courage erased
C is for Clara, with blood on her blouse
D is for Desmond, who burnt down the house
E is for Ernest, impaled on a ski
F is for Fannie, stuck fast in a tree
Was having a dream earlier today that a suit was standing in every window of the
elevator door up to my apartment, if that makes sense. could only see the tie, coat and
shirt from neck to waist if that makes sense. Reminds me of that scene from the Grudge
which freaked me out .
Finally saw the Slender Man after being redirected from the "Pictures that unnerve you"
thread and it freaked me out, mainly because last year while looking after my three year
old neice at the dinner table she suddenly stopped eating stood up and opened the front
door saying she was letting the tall girls in to play.
When I heard that an image of twins similar to the Slender man came to mind, creepy as
hell...I should ask my neice is she still remembers the tall girls!
Awesome work on everything done so far guys!

This has to happen guys.
Abercrunchie fucked around with this message at Aug 06, 2009 around 07:01
Home alone, its night time but I can hear a loud banging coming from down the road
and the neighbours dogs just started barking like mad I have got to take a break from
this thread now.
I asked my neices mother about the Tall girls, she said Huia (My neice) said they where
tall pale skinned girls with long arms and legs in a black dress.
Yeah...
Oh and apparently she has an imaginary friend now whos a tiny baboon with razorsharp
teeth who has to be put into the laundry basket with a heavy book ontop of it at night to
stop it from escaping....I swear there is something wrong with that child.
I like the idea that as well as branchy tentacles he has more than the usual number of
hands. You know, you're walking through the woods and you see a human hand just
lying there. Thanks to the camouflage, it looks disembodied. Then you spot two or three
more dotted around the place. Then something starts messing with your hearing.
I'm so glad this thread is still going on, weeks and weeks ago I was following this but
ultimately thought, "gently caress this, I wamt to see "real" paranormal poo poo-not
something I know is fake from the get-go!", and went off somewhere else. At that
moment, I was on page three, only a few posts before Victor Surge's first unveiling of
The Slender Man.
Somehow I caught wind of him, somehow I just knew about him and began to search his
name. I was soon directed back here and followed the thread. That was two days ago, I
have been irrationally scared of him since. I've babbled about him and his mythos to all
my friends (even when they tried to change the subject, even when they tried to talk
over me), I've given the link to my boyfriend yesterday and now he's obsessed.
I was too scared to sleep last night (the sudden thunderstorm didn't help), so I called him
to take my mind off things and see of he can help me rest. He just read aloud the stories
and postings in this thread. He hasn't answered his phone all day.
I live on a quiet suburban street, now I think there are far too many trees here. It doesn't
help that my room is in the attic, I keep expecting his awful face in the window that's so,
so high up from the ground...
When I first saw his pictures, was I the only one that didn't outright think he was evil?
Maybe he doesn't want to harm people, maybe he just...takes them away somewhere?
Somewhere pleasant and safe. Maybe he thinks what he's doing isn't bad at all? Perhaps
he considers himself a "good guy" in all of this? I don't know...I tend to be too much of
an optimist. I think it's a defense mechanism.
Also, for the past day the song "Kids" by MGMT pops into my head at random when I
read the thread, especially the beginning lyrics; "You were a child, crawlin'on your
knees toward it."
It's such an upbeat song, but when you actually listen/read the lyrics...
Goddamn it, what have you all done to me?
Mandy the Werewolf fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2009 around 05:58
Hey everyone, I'm so glad I found this site. I thought I might be going crazy until I
found this. I am an anthropology student at UCLA, and I've been studying the games
and songs of children. One night I was studying kind of late through some old archival
material and I was looking through this study done by an elementary school teacher in
the UK who was studying the playground games of his students. Anyway, I saw
something weird in one of the pictures. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me
because I had been reading it for so long, but I got really spooked and suddenly felt like
I wanted to go home. I scanned the materials to continue studying later, and the next
day, it was still there.
Here is the image I was looking at.
As you can see, at the left side behind the wall is something odd and frankly eerie.
Reading the posts on this thread, I finally felt a sense of recognition. I had never found
anything like it before. Now that I read this thread, I'm a little worried about the young
boy in the picture. I've never bothered to follow up, but the elementary school is
Fitchley Park Elementary School in Liverpool. The year is 1951.
The only thing I've ever seen that is similar to this is one children's game I ran across,
that is practiced in a small village near the Retezat Forest in Romania since the 1920s.
In this game, all of the children line up in a line, and one is appointed the "leader." The
leader walks behind the children's backs and lightly taps one. That one is the "Mare
Barbat" (tall man). The children then hold their arms out in front of them and the first
child closes their eyes and begins walking down the line through the extended arms.
The children in line brush the walking child lightly with their arms and hands as if
walking through branches and leaves. When the child gets to the "Mare Barbat" that
child suddenly grabs them. It usually causes a great fright in the walking child and all
those nearby as well, which is fun for them.
It sort of reminded me of this, and I've been looking for more info ever since.
Liku posted:
From Slenderman.
I imagine he feels like millions of angry spiders that have been glued together (which
would explain why they're angry).
Needle fucked around with this message at Aug 13, 2009 around 17:28
Local College Student Reported Missing, Dorm Room in Disarray.
Wednesday, 11 August 2009. 13:25 PST.
A student at Holybrooke College was reported missing by her parents late Tuesday
night. Jessica Samson, 19, failed to show up to her parent's house on Sunday afternoon.
She was reportedly going to stay with them for several weeks but did not arrive as
scheduled.
"She told me that she was feeling sick lately," her mother, Catherine Samson, told the
Associated Press. "She said someone had been bothering her at school and she wanted
to get away for a while."
"We expected her sometime Sunday, around the afternoon. When she didn't show up,
we figured there was some traffic and just left the front light on." Samson was
becoming visibly upset at this point. "We woke up on Monday and she still wasn't there.
We called her cell phone and she didn't answer. We even called her roommate but she
said she hadn't seen Jessica since Saturday morning."
Jessica's roommate wished to remain anonymous. When reached for comment, "Patty"
only answered, "I've given my statement to the police, and I've been cooperating with
them. I don't know who had been bothering her or where she might be."
Jessica's counselor, Miranda Gomez, reported that Jessica had not come to her with any
problems. Her only statement for the press was, "We at Holybrooke College take reports
of harassment very seriously. But Jessica has not talked to me about any harassment,
nor has she filed an official complaint with campus security."
The local police have reported that an initial investigation of Jessica's room resulted in
little evidence, though her side of the dorm room was found disheveled, as if she were
burglarized. However, Patty reported nothing missing, and her section of the room was
strangely untouched.
The only clue the police have is in Jessica's sketchbook, found on her unmade bed,
which was empty save for four strange pen sketches. They all seem to depict a tall,
sharp figure in a suit. In one of them, the figure seems to be stabbing another smaller
figure with several spikes.
When asked about the sketchbook, Catherine was too upset to speak. Her husband, Rob
Samson, then spoke to the press.
"Jessica always expressed her problems through her artwork, ever since our youngest
daughter Ashley died," he said. "If she never talked to anyone about her troubles she
probably drew them."
According to police reports, Ashley Samson was found dead at age six on the 23rd of
December in 1996 of a wound to her stomach. Detectives at the time determined that
Ashley had exited her home sometime in the middle of the night and was attacked by a
feral dog in the woods near her house. No feral dog was found that may have killed
Ashley.
Neither Patty nor the Samson family recognized anyone in the drawings.
When asked if her parents had any statements for anyone who may have something to
do with her disappearance, Rob tearfully responded, "Whoever has Jessica out there,
please. We'll do anything, we'll give anything just to have our only remaining daughter
back."
Jessica Samson was last seen around 10:00 am on Saturday, in her dorm room. Patty
told police that Jessica was finishing her homework when Patty left for classes that day.
Patty said that when she returned, Jessica was gone and her belongings were disheveled.
She assumed Jessica had left to visit her parents early and didn't bother cleaning up after
packing. Jessica's car was missing from the residential parking lot and has not been
found.
Anyone that has any information as to Jessica's whereabouts, or of anyone who may
have been harassing her is strongly encouraged to contact the police immediately.
---
Edit: Photos of the drawings were not included in the original article, but someone
claiming to be a Holybrooke campus police officer linked to them in the comments
section on the website, commenting only that they "freaked him the gently caress out".
I'm nobody special, just someone who's read through all (at this point, 33 pages) I have
a few things to mention that apparently nobody else has thought of.
Wasn't there an artist who painted a picture--supposed to be really famous, its in all the
big fancy art books. Isn't called "The Scream" or "The Screamer" ? It showed an
elongaged person with its hands besides its head or doing like the microphone around
its mouth.
Could be that be related somehow?
Forgive the pun, but it might be a stretch.
Also, many of the articles and pictures that have been brought together all seem to paint
SM in a suit. Now, bear with me.
It could be related, but hasn't there always been a urban legend about Men In Black?
Granted, depending on who you ask, this is related to either the Government or Aliens,
but what if....
Okay, And finally the last thing i do feel i have to bring to attention.
Hasn't ANYONE seen the movie "Mimic" ?
The Judas Bug. It EVOLVED to look like the prey that it hunted. Now, i understand
that this doesn't fit every story (like the wood carvings, But it does rather fit the
Woodcarving with the skeleton with the arm-spear, It looks human)
I'm babbling.
Someone had an article posted that said that SM looked like the most beleivable ...whats
the word... Rank? class? of people. The Knight. Everyone has seen a business suit, and
thats pretty much ubiquitous worldwide. Everyone recognizes it. Someone else did
bring up this point, but what if SM is evolving to suit the times ?
Be careful everyone. We're probrably the only ones who recognize this threat for what it
is.
I had a dream the other night about this movie that was coming out, an animated
Dreamworks or Pixar deal. It was about a boy and his family. They were getting ready
to move to a different state and trying to sell their house, and the boy would try to scare
off anyone who came to look at it. His parents asked why he kept doing this, and he said,
"I don't want anyone else to live here."
"Why not?"
"Because the tall man will take them away."
Right then it stopped being a cute kids movie and turned into one of the scariest things
I've dreamt in a long time, as the boy and his family flee for their lives. Fuckin
Slenderman.
My existence before meeting the slender man in the woods was quiet and normal. Since
then, he has always been with me and I am his silent disciple. Apparently the very thing
that saved my life is the same thing that makes it a living hell, my mind. He uses me as
a means to store his savage, brutal memories. Our minds are linked. As a result, he
knows my every thought, and makes sure that I know the consequences of betrayal long
before I have the chance to do it. He anticipates every situation as I sit here, locked
away in prison.
I still remember the day I first saw him. He made me kill the woman I love. I remember
every detail. It tortures me every second of the day. The look of hurt and confusion in
her eyes will scar my soul for eternity. It was like watching it on a television. He had
complete control over my body. Inside, my mind was screaming in agony and disbelief
as I watched her die. If there is a god, and she in Heaven, I hope that she has forgiven
me. I've long since given up praying. Whatever this thing is, God seems unable to break
its grasp on me, despite my prayers. I simply exist now to be a slave for this tall, slim
demon who wears a black suit. A man with no soul, no limits, and... no face.
“Time to see the doctor, Mr. Sanderson.”
The nurse seems terrified of me, even with a steel door between us. I nod as I assume
the position for my restraints. In a few minutes, I am sitting at the same table, in the
same room, with the same lifeless eyes peering into my soul. Every week, this is the
routine. Maddening! When I first came here, I was tempted to blurt everything out, but
the slender man knows all. He leaves the same reminder for me every week. All I have
to do is look at the table, and I see my tongue laying on it. There is nothing remarkable
about it; no way to tell that it is my tongue. I just know it is. Only it is rotten and
bloated; all the time a feast for maggots. The only minute comfort is knowing it is an
illusion. I know this only because there is no putrid smell punching through my nostrils.
Still, the point has been made, and it may just as well be reality. I could not move my
real tongue to utter words even if I wanted to.
“You know, when you scream at... 'him' during the night, it's the same conversation
every time. Won't you give me a little insight into what you two are discussing?”
A small, involuntary chuckle is all that my body is permitted to muster. This fool would
beg to unsee the things I am forced to see ever so often. Eventually, the silence makes
its point and I am taken back to my hole, tucked away neatly from the rest of the world.
The “conversations,” as the doctor put it, don't happen on a regular basis. Only when he
kills. It is so very different than what he did.... made me do to her. Sometimes his
victims are adults, but more often than naught, they are children. I see, feel, and hear
every detail as if I am the slender man. I can't see their faces when he slaughters them;
they are as featureless as his. Every time he kills, I beg of him, screaming...
“No... No. No! NOOOOO! You DON'T have to DO THIS!.......... WHY?!”
It's worse when they are children. Sometimes, he simply has fun and toys with the
remains with no real purpose in mind other than to satisfy his boredom. The victims
might as well be made from modeling clay. Then, sometimes he has a specific purpose
in mind. He has been searching for something since his beginning; something that I
personally doubt even exists. Which begs the question, “Would he stop this carnage if
he found it?” I doubt it. I can see and feel what he does when he inspects their internal
organs. He always takes great care in wrapping them neatly into the clear bags and
placing them back inside like they should be. To him, it is as if to say, “See? I searched
thoroughly, but I couldn't find it. Perhaps next time I will succeed.”
“STOP!...... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!...... NO, I DON'T KNOW, drat YOU! I
DON'T UNDERSTAND!......... leave them alone, they're just children, you sick gently
caress....”
He uses his power to remove the feelings of remorse that I feel. However, this does
nothing to prevent the feelings of self-loathing that I feel from not being able to grieve
for a murdered child any more than killing a fly. This is the only time I speak. As the
doctor mentioned, it is basically the same thing, every... single... time... As far as I know,
I am the only person alive who has this connection with him. I hope I am, anyway. I
would not wish for anyone to suffer through this hell.
It has been forty-one years since I was convicted and thrown into prison. Yet, every
time I look in the mirror, I feel like bursting into tears... I have not aged a day. The
slender man is no doubt keeping me alive for his purposes. Most of which, I cannot
even remotely comprehend. “Suicide?” you ask? I wish I could... The slender man has
made it abundantly clear that he would prevent it and punishment for trying would far
outweigh the risk of attempt. I contain all of his thoughts and memories. Even his
origins are known to me. I could not possibly describe it in words. It would probably be
easier to explain theoretical physics to a lab rat. Then again, who's to say he's telling me
the truth about anything? I just wish I could go insane or die. Sadly, I don't believe
either will happen any time soon. I have lost faith in it happening, frankly. All I can do
is watch his ever changing form destroy lives, and tuck myself into nightmarish sleep
until he calls for me again...
Of the Slender Man
A few years ago I had heard about something called “The Slender Man” from a friend
who worked as a TA for the theology department at the University of Maryland. My
friend, Fredrick, told me this story about a strange creature that seemed to be made of
shadows, smoke and the things that drive men to madness. He said the professors would
mention the Slender Man and relate him to other cultures, each seemingly having their
own variation of him. The German’s claimed he was a spirit sent to punish wicked
children, in Sicily he was believed to be a rogue angel of death who would devour the
souls of whomever he was near. The Japanese claimed he was the ghost of a man who
tried to overthrow the Shogun who ruled over his farm, made to destroy those who
would seek to harm the empire. The oldest legend though goes back to Greece.
It was said that after Prometheus granted humankind with sentience by delivering unto
us the flame of knowledge, the other beings of Olympus sought to undo what
Prometheus had done. Ares gave us war in hope that we would use our new found
intelligence to create weapons to wipe ourselves out, Athena gave us morality in an
attempt to temper our rapid expansion, but there is a legend about the horror that Nyx,
goddess of the night and her brother Erebus, god of the dark silence, unleashed upon our
world.
It was told that the two had birthed a child together in an incestuous union out of spite
for our kind. They knew that the offspring of their coupling would be a dark and
mindless aberration driven by the fear that each man holds in his very soul. He isn’t
given the courtesy of a name by his parents; he is given only a portion of his parent’s
gifts. From his mother he has the ability to summon the darkness and cold of the
underworld while his father blessed him with the capability to stifle all sound around
him. Making those in his presence painfully aware of the terror they are to endure at his
cold, remorseless hands. It is said he feeds off of the agony and anguish of those he
stalks. His patience is otherworldly, as he’s been known to stalk the same prey for
decades, visiting them in their dreams, afflicting them with sickness that cannot be
labeled by medicine and letting them linger just to dread their final meeting with him.
We’ve been trying to collect as much literature as possible on this “Slender Man”, the
ancient god of death and despair. So far all we’ve found are stories throughout the ages
of people being put to death while being forced in to the very depths of madness. No
matter what culture he descends on though, the outcome has always been the same. For
in the wake of the Slender Man all that is left is a cold, dark road covered in corpses
with agony on their distorted faces.
I recently found a fragment of an old newspaper in the store rooms of my college.

Interested, I followed it up by trying to find more information out, and from the camera
only one photo was recoverable from the film.
But even more interesting, I managed to get my hands on a copy of the diary the man
kept, and i'll try to give a transcript of the noteworthy parts.
Note: Asterisked words are unreadable
8/1/84
Got to Cardigan Mountain without a hitch, shame Mike got sick, he would have really
liked this place. Set up tent and everything, and the weather's good, I think i'll have a
wander around nearby, I think i'm all alone here so my stuff should be safe.
8/2/84
Had a lovely rest last night, though I think those **** I ate may be a little off, had a
strange dream involving this forest and wandering around weirdly, it was pretty vivid
but I can't describe much else about it. Today I moved the camp close to a nice brook,
the sounds of it was quite calming. Took some more photos today, I hope they turn out
alright.
8/3/84
Had another weird dream last night, but I **** up halfway through and the moon was
out, the wind was still and I swear I heard someone moving about. But a quick look
with my flashlight and all I could see was trees, though a trick of the light made it look
like one was ***ing slightly in the distance, hah, how silly. It was a little foggy that
night though, which was a bit strange. Today I found a really big, strange tree with this
***** marking on it, i'll try to get a sketch as well as a photo, I may have to come back
here if it doesn't turn out well.
[Note: Below is a rough scan of the sketch, it had a hard time getting in there and the
water damage made it awkward. The photo he supposedly took was not able to be
recovered from the damaged film.]
8/4/84
Found this **** late yesterday, decided to ***** in **** since the fog had *****red
and I didn't want to be ****. Had really ***** dream last *****, the fog descended
upon the ****m itself and a ****** stepped through it ***** the ****. I am ****
worried because I ***** tracks leading into *** cave, they were strange, ******
slender and k**d of like but *** quite shoeprints, **** blank though. Something *****
different, as I explore the forest further, the fog hasn't gone and it seems colder and
taller and spookier.
8/5/84
I can barely sleep, I thought I *** someone yesterday, afar in the fog, man in a suit
wandering out here of all places. I ran ****** him shouting greetings as I was starting
to get creeped out and lost in the trees, but **** lonely. But I lost him as he disappeared
into the fog he came from, I decided to get out of here from that point and kept going
what I remember being westwards although the compass wasn't pointing it as west
anymore. I kept going but I didn't get anywhere, just more and **** trees, am I still in
Cardigan Mountain?
8/6/84
Today upon awakening I ***** a huge tree, deciding to climb it to see if I can find a
way out of here I climbed to the very top. All that I could see were trees in every
direction and fog, fog and trees, trees *** fog. The dreams were still there last *****
but I don't want to write about them in case they start to make sense. Something smells
wrong about here, like ***** but worse, much worse.
[Note: The following pages after this point are largely destroyed by water, or being torn
out or smudged beyond legibility, occasional scant sketches of shapes changed by water
damage litter it but I don't want to try to scan these as they look fragile and I don't want
to do any more damage to this diary. There is one final entry beyond them, the script he
is writing them in has changed hugely, almost but not quite as if someone else is writing
them, some of his style still remains.]
??/??/??
I don't know how long I have been here for, why won't he let me leave. My food
supplies ran out weeks(???) ago, but I keep finding berries or mishapen fish lying in
stagnant pools. All there is here is forest and him. I wonder if I let myself starve, would
I win? Would he want me to do that? I don't know anymore. I think I hear him coming, I
don't feel like fighting or running or chasing anymore. I will lie down and await the
peace of death, perhaps I will find repose then. Perhaps I will find home.
Raybeans posted:
Well, it happened. I finally had a Slenderman dream. Except he was in a painting and he
shot my mom to death from it. Then he sprouted tentacles and started talking like
Christopher Walken.
In retrospect it sounds quite silly, but it was fuckin' scary at the time.
Wow, you and me both! ...And some other people, it seems!
Anyways, it was quite a few nights ago, but it still freaks me out.
They'd apparently made a movie about Slender Man. It seemed like more of a
documentary, which made it even worse to see that in theaters. Regardless, I saw it.
I always get sucked into movies, video games, or whatever is going on in my dreams, so
I became Slender Man....except I'm a girl, so that'd make me Slender Woman.
Long, long story short, it was concluded that he was part of an alien species that got sent
here. The suit was more of a "body mask". I think the front of him was white and the
back was black, so what they gave him only stuck to the front of him and vaguely
looked like a suit. He got loose from the facility they had had him in for some sort of
mission (humans, but they were working for the aliens) and started running amok in the
city. He'd hide in trees and scare the hell out of kids, then leave a seriously
creepy...thing hanging from its neck on a limb. It kind of looked like him, but I think he
mangled a person or something to look like that, sort of like a calling card.
I woke up wanting to discuss the movie with someone, but no one else'd understand.
Sad, really.
The funny thing is, I haven't been scared of Slender Man since someone related him to
Billy Corgan. Thanks to my dream, it's aaalll come back.
It killed my little brother right in front of me, you know. Right in front of me. I watched
its sick tentacles creep into our room and pick him up after my little brother opened the
window.
But that's not how it started. No. This story began two weeks before the slender man
took my brother into the woods. Two weeks before I followed them there.
It all started with the scraping at our windows.
My little brother idolized me. I'm not trying to be a braggart here, but it's true. My
brother loved everything I did. When I got into baseball, he asked to be signed up the
next day. When I started hitting homeruns, he started swinging for the fences too. Our
parents we're so proud of us too. They got us matching bats. The same ones used by
Grady Sizemore, our favorite player. We kept those bats by our beds. We never fought
he and I. Ever. We usually just played catch together in our big yard. Tossing the ball
back and forth, exchanging compliments and criticisms on our pitches. I miss that.
Then one night, I woke up to see my brother standing by the window. He was talking. I
didn't know to who at the time. He was laughing. He looked excited. I told him to go
back to bed. He looked to me and said...
"No! Jimmy, there's someone here! He's really cool! I think you'll like him!"
I got up, wiping the sleep from my eyes, and as I was walking towards my brother, he
looked back to the window and a look of disappointment crept across his face.
"You scared him away, Jimmy"
I looked out the window and no one was there.
The next five days passed normally. My Brother and I woke up. We ate breakfast. We
went to school. We ate lunch together. We came home. We played catch. We did our
home work. We ate dinner. We slept. Life was good.
On the fifth night, I woke up at around the same time my brother did four nights earlier.
I don't know why. Out of curiosity, I walked to our bedroom window, maybe to see
what my brother was seeing. I didn't see anything. It dawned on me that night that I'd
soon have alot more then a lack of imaginary friends between me and my brother. I was
going to high school next year. Made me alittle sad to know I wouldn't be eating lunch
with him anymore pretty soon.
Then something caught my eye. At the edge of my yard, where the grass meets the
forest, something small. Almost like the tail of animal slithered into the shadows of the
trees. It was black and oily looking. It spooked me. I tried not to think of it when I went
to bed. Just as I was pulling up the covers Jimmy spoke.
"I don't think he wants to talk to you, Jimmy. I think he likes me best."
I didn't speak. I just tried to sleep.
The next morning, my brother got up before me. He finished breakfast before me. He
didn't speak at all to me during lunch. Or dinner. And he didn't want to play catch either.
When we went to bed that night, my brother said...
"Don't talk to him, Jimmy. He's my friend."

Who is?
"The Slender Man. He's my friend and you can't have him."
What are you talking about?
"Don't be stupid. I know you tried to talk to him. He's my friend. He doesn't want you.
He wants me to be his friend. So just go to sleep, stupid."
I think that was first time my brother had ever seriously insulted me. That bothered me,
but I was tired and didn't want to make a big deal of it. I just figured he knew as well as
I did that we wouldn't be seeing as much of each other as we we're used too. Two hours
later he was up talking again. But this time I heard something talk back.
It was faint. So faint. I could barely hear it. His voice sounded almost pleasant. Like an
mall Santa almost. Jolly. Understanding. And I kept hearing him ask the same thing.
"Would you like to come out and play?"
My brother would say no and make up some excuse. But I knew why he said no. He
was deathly afraid of the dark. Eventually, the man at the window said goodbye and my
brother slept.
I did not.
The next morning, I told my parents. They just laughed. Told me my imagination was
something else. I told them to ask my brother. They did.
"I don't know what he's talking about mommy. Jimmy's been acting really silly lately."
I wanted to scream at him. I wanted him to tell the truth. But then it occurred to me that
I didn't really no what the truth was myself. So I decided I would get my little brother to
introduce me to the slender man. And I tried to get him to do it that very night.
When we went to bed that night, I asked him if he would.
"No"
Why not, I asked.
"I told you, Jimmy, he's my friend, not yours. Now go to sleep before he gets hear.
Please, I asked. I just wanna make sure he's a good guy, I said. He didn't respond for a
second.
"Fine. But you don't talk to him to much, you just ask him if he's okay and then you go
to sleep, okay?"
Fine, I replied.
The time passed rather quickly. My heart was beating in my ears. I was sweating all
over. I thought I was pretty stupid. I didn't even know what I was afraid of. Then came
the scratching at the window. My brother shot out of bed.
"He's here!"
He ran up to the window.
"Alright, Jimmy, ask him and then go to bed, okay?"
I got up slowly and I kept my eyes on my brother. When I got to the window, I saw him,
but I couldn't look at him for too long. It almost hurt. Dull white skin. A strange, greasy
looking black suit that almost seemed to dance on him. And his eyes, they were...not
there.
And then I heard him speak. His voice was soft and low and pleasant. He asked me how
I was. He asked me if I too wanted to go out and play.
"What do you want?"
He cocked his head suddenly. He said he wanted to play with us. Then my brother
started shoving me.
"He's my friend, Jimmy! Go away! You asked your question, now go away!"
I shoved my brother back into his bed. Go away, I told it. It nodded its head and seemed
to almost float back into the forest. I turned to my brother and yelled at him. Don't talk
to that thing. He doesn't seem right!
"You can't make me!"
I'll tell mom and dad on you!
"They won't believe you anyway! The slender man told me so!"
Please, don't talk to him!
"I will if I want! In fact the next time he comes, I'm gonna go play with him!"
I froze. My breath caught in my chest. I didn't know what to do. I went back to my bed.
But I didn't sleep.
For six days.
My school work plummeted. My parents were getting calls about me falling asleep in
class. They even grounded me. I didn't care. I had to watch my brother. I didn't know
what that thing was, but I would die before I'd let it take my brother. Everyday, my
brother looked at me. His eyes seemed to say "You'll have to sleep sometime, Jimmy."
And on the seventh night of the second week, I did. I was exhausted. I couldn't do
anything. My eyes were hot and my body felt like an over used elastic. I lied on my side
looking at my brother, trying to keep my eyelids from falling. It was almost like in the
movies. My eyes would close, I'd snap them open. They'd close again, and they'd open
again, but not quite as fast this time. Then, my eyes closed and they didn't open back up.
I don't know how long I slept, but I know what I woke up too. The voice of a strange
man saying "It's time to play."
My eyes snapped open and I saw my brother standing by the window. He was opening
it. A black tentacle snaked in, coiled around him and jerked him out in once sinuous
motion. I screamed. I threw the sheets off my bed and ran to the window. The moon
was shinning brightly that night and I could see clearly as the slender man dragged my
brother into the woods. My brother didn't make a single sound. The light from the moon
shined into my room. It casted a ray on the to corner of my bed. And leaning on the
corner was my Grady Sizemore Louisville Slugger. I took it firmly in my hand. I
twisted my grip and felt the wood and tape burn my skin from the friction. I hopped out
of my window and chased after them. I would save my brother, I thought. I had too. I
was his big brother, and this is what big brothers are made for.
The wet grass beneath my feet quickly turned into mulch and roots as I ran after them. I
heard my brother laughing in the distance. The moonlight made it easy for me to see in
the forest. And finally I came upon them in a clearing. My brother was looking up at the
slender man, smiling. That was the last time I saw my brother do that. If I had blinked I
would have missed what happened next. From another tentacle shot out of his greasy
black suit and wrapped around my brothers throat. He didn't struggle. He just stood
there, still smiling, his face turning blue. Eventually he went limp.
I screamed and charged the slender man. I ran faster then I had ever run before. I felt
like I was flying I ran so fast. And when I got to with in hitting distance, I swung for the
fences.
And I hit him.
The tentacle around my brothers neck loosed and he fell to the ground. Strange black
bits of ooze flew off of him and crawled into the shadows. I swung again and again and
again and again. I could feel him reeling through my bat. I could hear him screaming.
And all he said was 'Why!'.
Eventually, I missed. He slunk around. I swung wildly, but he was too quick. I chased
him about, tears in my eyes, my teeth grinding in my mouth. He got to my brother and
snatched him up and slunk into the shadows. I chased him. Or I thought I was. I ran
around that forest until the sun came up.
I went home. When I got to my yard, I just collapsed and started crying. I couldn't save
him. I couldn't loving SAVE HIM.
My parents came out. The asked me what was wrong.
I told them "Chris is gone. He took him."

I'm sure you know the song and dance. Missing child. News reports. Pictures on milk
boxes. Search and rescue. So on and so forth. A couple months went by and nothing
turned up. A few more and we tried to get on with our lives. My parents, for what its
worth, are actually kind of okay. I wish I could say the same. I know he's still out there.
I know because some nights, I hear a scratching on the window. And some mornings, I
find a piece of my brother on the window sill.
Donkey Punch Champ fucked around with this message at Aug 29, 2009 around 17:55
Seriously, loving stop it.
I woke up this morning screaming. loving poo poo, the more I think about it, the
more it feels real. The video posted a few pages back with the "Audio removed" and
stuff made me genuinely frightened.
My house is on the rear end end of a small stretch of woods. I don't ever want to
go explore it anymore then I already have.
You don't have to go to the woods. He will come to you now that you are thinking
about him...
Just as Call Me Dad said, the more you think about him the more real it feels.
The more you think about him, the more real he becomes...
The more real he becomes, the more you think about him...
until one night, you find a small piece of a loved one on your window sill...
as if to say "get out while you can"...
But the road is fogged over and your headlights just can't quite cut through it...
and the talk radio that you play just to hear another person's voice has started to
spit and squeal...
and the audio begins to cut out and distort as the fog becomes ever thicker...
as you creep along in the intense fog, the static on the radio crackles just enough
that you may have just heard a single word,sooon...
Then a crackling breathing is heard coming through the car speakers. You flick the
switch but it grows louder and encompasses you and comes from everywhere. Then
it slowly dies down and begins to pinpoint itself... away from the speakers.
You realize it's coming from the back seat.
Maybe we should compile everything Slenderman and make a new topic about
Slenderman or a site or something. This topic has taken a life of it's own and it
needs to be treated as such.
Or he'll get us.
Donkey Punch Champ posted:

That story of mine was a dream. I've actually got little brothers and sisters, and I
love them all very much, and that love, along with the lingering feeling that maybe
we're making something we can't stop, is where the dream came from I think.
I think he's starting to realize that we've made him. I think he needs us.
And I think he will use us, but on his terms.
I for one am done being afraid of the slender man. There's got to be away to stop
him. There's got to be a way to hold him back. And failing those, a way to kill him.
I just cant think of way how...
The Slenderman seems to be emitting some kind of interfering radiation, which

mostlikely has something to do with the paralyzing fear that supposedly is induced
in people during Slenderman encounters. If we identify and fend off this radiation,
we might be able to actually do something.
Seems like the idea that he fits in by appearing as someone trusted is right. Who
did the Aztecs trust more than their priests? He didn't even have to hide, they
would cut out hearts for him when he told them to.
I think it's kind of a funny coincidence, how you've collectively "invented" the
slender man myth, when he actually might as well have been based on some really
old stories from ancient Norse times.
I should probaby elaborate a little on that. Back when I was in high school, my
history teacher was a really nice old guy that had been a professor at uni until he
quit for personal reasons and moved back to the rural area of Norway where I grew
up.
I was a huge geek back then (still am, actually), and I would sit and listen to his old
stories for hours and hours. Got good grades, too.
Anyway, he told me about some of the things people believed back before Norway
became a christian nation, about the story of Nøkken, the evil shrieking spirit that
lived in ponds and rivers and drowned people, and about the lanternmen that would
lure you to your death. What kind of stuck to me, though, was his story about the
"withering walkers" (closest translation I could manage).
According to him, in old old times, people used to blame the walkers whenever
somebody disappeared in the woods, close to the black mounds of earth known as
faerie mounds or close to the mountains. They were thought to be "svartalfar", or
black elves/faeries, and that doesn't mean they were anything like tolkienesque or
D&D elves. They were the dark people, monsters that lived underground and only
ventured out to steal children and abduct travelers.
If you didn't do the prerequisite offerings, the walkers would come and take your
children from your home, or take them when they were outside playing in the
woods. Sometimes, they'd even come for adults. In appearance, they looked like
tall, thin people, but completely black. No face, no features, no nothing. Just a tall,
thin humanoid figure.
Yeah. So slender men have existed for a long time.
Archeologists did make a big discovery a few months ago in the northern mountain
regions of the middle country though, they found human remains in caves scattered
all across the slopes. Carbon dating put them at between 700 AD and 1200 AD,
which is really strange, because the vikings never buried people in caves, and as
far as we know, caves were never used for anything death-related, and certainly
not over that long a time period. Kind of makes you wonder if all those old stories
really are pure superstition. After all, the walkers were supposed to "pull you into
the earth"... And people have been disappearing from that area for ages. It allready
has a bad reputation, so why not add weird corpses to the list? Ugh...
Creepy.
Edit: You sure you just made them up?
Mogadishu posted:
That son of a bitch can scare a camera. You don't even need to be alive to know
he's bad news. Don't poo poo him up with technobabble and fending off radiation.
There is no doing something, no endgame but death. He is fear itself. This is what
Roosevelt was scared of.
There's something ethereal about him, not so much of an alien thing, but more of
him not belonging in this world. 'World' may not be the best word, I think
'dimension' is a better surrogate. He is the finality of all our fears, the ultimate
penultimate, if you will. Is there something beyond him? I pray to whatever deity
that we don't unearth that.
It happened again.
I was driving home from my friends house last night out in the middle of nowhere.
She lives right in the middle of the woods and her house has always scared me.
I've always associated it with fear, which is no good cause it's my best friend's
girlfriend's house. We go there a lot and just watch movies and hang. Anyway, I'm
rambling.
The whole time I find it really hard to relax, really hard to just chill the hell out
since I'm still a little shaken by the dream I had the other night where I woke up
screaming. I'm typically the one who provides a lot of the laughs and conversation
when I hang out with this group of friends, so they could all tell something was off
about me.
Back to where I started: I was driving home from her house. I'm driving as fast as I
can to get out of this area of my little town. I wanna get home, and go to bed as
fast I can. I finally get out of the woods and into a school zone about half a mile
away from downtown a little after midnight. I stop at a stop
sign/intersection/crosswalk/whatever the gently caress you wanna call it because I
have to, and because there is a man that needs to cross the street.
This is a very tall (6'5"?), skinny (150 pounds?) man wearing a very formal
business suit.
I'm scared as all hell. I can't concentrate, my mouth goes dry and just about lose it.
First of all, this scenario makes no sense: I live in a town with a little over 20,000
people in it. It's midnight, and Portland is about 20 minutes from here. There are
no jobs in this town that require such a suave looking ensemble.
Look what you've done, SomethingAwful. gently caress you.
We didn't do anything. He has always been in your town, always been a part of
your life, you just hadn't opened your eyes yet. He will open them for you and allow
you to see things that you could never see before.
Because in seeing him, you have allowed him to see you and to find you.
You can't hide because he can see you. He can always see you now, even if you are
reading this, he can see us. He can see us right now.
He has no interest in us unless we acknowledge that he's real. I think we're saf...
gently caress!
I don't know what's real anymore.
I've read this thread, getting chuckles from the pics and stories, loving the youtube
clips.
until last night;

I'm naturally kind of an insomniac, especially when it's hot outside. (too hot to
sleep) I was up late last night, listening to music, and reading the forums.
my crappy computer speakers started distorting, I checked itunes to make sure it

hadn't just switched to some ambient music track or something. then the squealing
started. I might be going crazy but I thought i heard a voice in the squealing. it just
kept repeating "soon...very soon." and then it clicked.
I was hearing the same kind of distortion that some of the marble hornets videos
had. I turned off my speakers as soon as I realized.
at this point I was freaking the gently caress out. I ran around my house closing
windows and locking them, the last window was the one right by my computer. on
the second floor.
it had a curtain covering it, I pulled that aside so I could close and lock that window.
IT WAS STARING ME RIGHT IN THE loving FACE! I froze completely, I couldn't
make a sound, tears were streaming down my face. I stood there and shook while
that thing just silently stared.
then it set something on the window sill, and said one word to me. it was so quiet,
like someone exhaling a breath. but I think it said "a gift".
I looked down, and there was my cat's head, sitting on the window sill, staring at
me. I looked back up, it was gone.
I shut and locked that window, and sat in the exact middle of the biggest room in
my house, as far from any wall, window, or door as I could get.
I stayed that way, crying and praying until the sun rose.
at this point I've been up almost 30 hours, I'm so scared. my cat's head is still on
the window sill. I'm not opening the window to get it.
GWBBQ posted:
Seems like the idea that he fits in by appearing as someone trusted is right. Who
did the Aztecs trust more than their priests? He didn't even have to hide, they
would cut out hearts for him when he told them to.
First, I would like to apologize if my grammar is quite awful, English is my second

language and sometimes I can't find the correct words, I also suck at writing
because of that little problem.
Seeing that pic remind me of something...
Mayans considered the ceiba tree to be sacred tree. Ceibas, are huge, with long
breaches, and always the main part of many scary legends in the South of Mexico.
Where I used to live(Tabasco) old people kept telling stories about the Devil coming
out of those trees or how some evil spirit disguised as a Ceiba that lured drunk men
and made them disappear to never be seen. It was very common to listen in the
news about people disappearing, but really no one cared, although sometimes the
bodies of those vanished appeared floating in the river near downtown.Police
always mentioned they were drunk and drowned, and it was the fish and crocodiles
that ate their fingers and face.
Ok, I'm derailing. You see, that pic, the ceiba tree and the river thing have to do
with an old friend. I knew him since primary school, we were really close. But once i
entered High School and lately college i lost any contact with him. It wasn't until
five years ago that I heard news about him. He had gone to Mexico City and
studied to be anthropologist, later to return home and start working in the
INAH(That's the National Institute of Anthropology and History). So, there we
started to see each other as friends,as I was into some messed up relationship.
At first, we were cool. Talking about what we did and all that stuff, and well, I'm a
big aficionado of the Mayan culture and kept asking him the things he did in the
INAH. "Cool stuff." He said to me, usually what he did was that every time there
were plans of constructing a new road or building houses he was sent to take a look,
and make sure there weren't any remains of ruins, cool isn't?
Well, one day he showed me...no, he told me something. "You see, the INAH is
keeping a lot of things secret". Yeah, I laughed, as that line was out of some lame
movie. According to him, they had been making some amazing discoveries but
were afraid to show them to the public eye, it could change history as we know it.
Kinda of stupid, but whatever.
Then he told me about those legends we had always listened since kids.
"Remember, the legend of el Diablo coming out of a ceiba? These legends are not
from this century." He was very excited. "We have found proofs that the legends go
beyond, the Mayans feared this god that lived inside the ceiba trees, and they
always offered human sacrifices to calm him." He said that once the Spaniards
came to conquest the place, and everyone was turned to Catholicism, the legend
changed the god to the devil himself. He even showed me a scan of some Mayan
painting they had found. I was like wow, cool, yes, awesome.
And that was it. He was sent to Chiapas later, as there had been some troubles
with some the excavations. The last time I talked to him via phone, he told me the
workers of the area were too afraid to get into the rain forest, afraid of something
they called theya’axche’ wíinik (Ceiba man or something like that).
After that i moved to the north of Mexico and got in to a new University, that was 3
years ago. This year I went back to Tabasco for the Holy Week vacation to see my
mother and sisters...and breaking up with my now ex-boyfriend, something that
should be part of an E/N, but I'm not here to talk about that. So, I went to my
friend's home, but it was abandoned. According to his neighbor he hadn't been
seen in months. So I went to his mother's home, and she told me the same. He
even made it into the newspaper as a missing person! His mother was heartbroken,
and broke in tears right there in front of me. She said my friend had started acting
quite strange once he returned from Chiapas, turned in to an alcoholic and well his
life was turning in to a train wreck. He had disappeared since December.
Jesus, I got really sad that moment...but I couldn't investigate more as I was busy
fighting with my ex.
The three days before leaving home I heard some very bad news. The had found
my friend's body floating in the river, you know what was worst? Some
sensationalist newspaper showed the pic of his corpse. Ugh, that was...horrible. I
think I puked the moment I read that note. The police was a little confused, as his
body seemed to have just a few days dead. His arms were gone, and his stomach
had been split opened and filled with stones. They said he had probably been
kidnapped, and the criminals killed him and tried to hide the body by throwing it to
the river. Quite sad and depressing. I spent the last days retrieving some stuff from
his house, his mother was to depressed to even come with me, and my dearest
friend never had a girlfriend or wasn't even married.
There wasn't much left in his home, the rooms were empty, no clothes, no furniture,
no belongings. It seemed he sold all of them. All I could find was some shoe box
hidden in a corner of his bathroom.
Inside there was only old corn seeds(which i tossed away) and these pictures:
A Ceiba tree
A photo of the painting he showed be in the past,it was kinda of blurry.
Somewhere in Chiapas(Click for big)
I'm not sure where is this from, this is not from the walls in his home(Click for big):
Yes, I forgot to tell you my friend's name. You know, sometimes I can't remember
his name. Is like...fuzzy. Yes, his name was Carlos.
Weird, that's a common and easy name.
drat I miss Carlos...

Turkeysandwhich posted:
I hate you guys. I read all this stuff like 4 hours before I went to sleep, thought "oh
this is kinda fun and creepy, not gonna lose sleep over it". Nope, I sat there the
night before school starts again unable to sleep for like 2 hours, woke up at 2, then
4, each time taking forever to get back to sleep.
Of course not, you can't sleep while he's actually looking at you.
The real question is do you remember what woke you each time?
*tap-tap* very soon
*tap-tap* very soon
he has such a gentle voice...
Yeah my bed is right below my window. I kept trying to move the curtain in front of
it so I couldn't see outside, but it never seemed to cover the whole thing... the
trees swaying in the wind...
Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight either, thanks.
Slender Man is so lazy. Any time you ask him to do something he's just all
"Soooon..."; that guy loves to procrastinate.
He does have all the time in the world, you know.
I love this thread and all the Slender Man stuff, but let me preface this story by
saying it has nothing to do with Slender Man and I hope you'll read it anyway.
I was trying to come up with a submission for the Paranormal goon book being put
together over in the Creative Convention forum and I really needed either some
inspiration, or something good to take a picture of. I wasn't having much luck
though. I drove around downtown looking for something. Anything. I hit the
industrial section of town. Nothing. If my town had a seedy part, I would have
driven all over it. I gave up and went home, sat in front of my computer, and
pondered. I put a bunch of searches through Google, desperately trying to find
something in my area that could be spooky. Condemned buildings. Closed off
industrial plants. Whatever I could think of. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of much
and I wasn't getting any results anyway. Finally, it came to me. I typed in three
words. Oregon ghost towns. Brilliant! At least it sort of was. The nearest one I
could find was two and a half hours away, but I was really intrigued and I figured
my wife and I could make a day trip out of it. It could be fun to take a mini road
trip and visit a spooky ghost town! Well, as it turned out, visiting Golden, Oregon
was pretty fun. It was also very weird, and I'm not really sure what to think about
it.
Today we both had the day off so we had breakfast, packed a lunch, and hopped in
the car. Two and a half hours later we had just passed Wolf Creek and were on the
look out for Golden. We ended way up in the sticks. Several times we considered
turning back, but according to mapquest we were going the right way so we pushed
on. Finally we found the road leading to Golden. At least we were pretty sure we
did. There wasn't a sign, but there weren't any other roads near there. It had to be
the right one. You can imagine how we might now be so sure though. The road
looked like this:
The car wasn't going to make it through there, but we'd come this far so we
grabbed the camera and started walking. Thankfully it wasn't too long before we
saw something:
A clock tower? Oh, a church! A little further and the woods opened up into a small
field. There were four buildings still standing. Five if you count the outhouse. There
were quite a few empty foundations as well. At that point it sort of hit us. We were
in the middle of nowhere, possibly nobody else for miles, in the middle of a town
that was built in 1890 and abandoned in 1910. Well, I was looking for spooky. poo
poo if I didn't find it.
This might be a good time to mention that I wasn't shooting in black and white. I
was shooting in color. Something screwed with the film...
We were creeped out. Completely understandable considering the place was loving creepy. It's not lik
in ghosts or anything. At least we didn't. In hindsight the place was eerily quiet. Like no birds or inse
that way because we were blasting Foo Fighters in the car. Anyway, we checked out the church.
We walked around it first. There were windows on the side, but they were too high for us to see throu
front door. It was unlocked. Gina mustered up some courage and opened the door.
# ? Sep 04, 2009 11:02
Breakfast Machine Yep. It was a church. Pews and a pulpit.

Aug 13, 2003
I certainly hope you don't hook

up with Henry Moore. He's
actually too big for some
women to handle, though most
are incredibly satisfied.
More church pics:
Church 7
Church 8
Church 9
There were some old pictures of the town and it's residents:
Not really that unusual. The place was a historical land mark after all.
circled. Some crossed off. Gina realized they matched the names of th
wierd. We shrugged and decided to check out the rest of the buildings
We walked over and checked out a shed that wasn't too far from the church. It
wasn't terribly exciting. It was just an old shed. Here's a couple more pictures:
Shed 2
Shed 3
Not too far from that was what appeared to be some kind of general store. That
was pretty cool.
Unfortunately, it was locked up tight and since it was pretty clear that somebody
must be around we weren't going to try too hard to find a way in. I got some
pictures through the dirty glass though:
We walked around back and looked through a hole in the wall. You can look at
those pictures if you want.
General store 4
General store 5
General store 6
Gina found the outhouse behind the general store:

In the 1800's people pooped in there!
At that point we had been there a while and decided we'd had our fun, gotten our
pictures, and were ready to head home. On the way back to the car we saw one
more building. Later I would find out it was called Yellow House.
At this point we were pretty much fearless. We were laughing and having a good
time. The general store was neat. The outhouse was... an outhouse. We were
talking about what it must have been like to live back then. Just having a good time.
Looking at the pictures now, Yellow House looks pretty creepy. We figured it was
just one more old wooded building though. Might as well have a look see.
We couldn't really get a good look inside, so we walked around to the back. That's
when we heard the noise. It was just a scratching noise. Like scratching wood. Real
quiet. Like maybe a rat was doing it.
Gina and I looked at each other. The scratching sound just kept going. Scratch
scratch scratch. She said, "Go see what it is". Hell no! I wasn't going anywhere
near that. I was officially creeped out again. She, however, was still in fearless
mode. She basically told me that I was a giant wuss. "That door looks coooool!. I'm
lookin' inside".
This is where it gets freaky. As soon as she looked in there she started spazzing out.
Her head whipped back and forward a couple times and then she turned toward me
with a real blank stare in her eyes and she said, "Perhaps tomorrow would be
better".
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I really didn't do anything. I just stood there. I don't
feel like I was scared stiff or anything. I just didn't know how to react. Gina turned
right and walked down the length of the house to the corner and stopped. I finally
came to my senses and followed her. I grabbed her shoulders and asked her if she
was alright. And she was. She turned around and she seemed fine.
And then it got wierd again. She told me I was giant wuss and then said, "That door
looks coooool! I'm lookin' inside".
NOOOOO! I grabbed her and pulled her back. She laughed at me, "What are you
doing?!" I told her she already looked in there and what had happened. She just
looked at me like I was the worlds biggest idiot. Then I realized the scratching had
stopped. I told her I would look inside first. I know. Stupid right? I don't know... I
looked though.
Gina stayed right behind me as I slowly crept toward the door.

Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
Aaaaaand nothing. Just a dark room with some wood in it. Huh. Just as I was
pondering what a fantastic prank Gina had just pulled on me I heard in the most
wet sounding, deep guttural voice, "PERHAPS TOMORROW WOULD BE
BETTER!!"
I spun around and...
that's the last thing I remember. Next thing I know we're pulling into the driveway
and I'm wondering how we got home. I guess I drove. Gina said she slept the
whole way so she doesn't know. I was in the driver seat, so I guess I did drive.
Obviously the first thing I did was get my film developed. This was the last picture
on the roll...
My contribution. Its a twofer.
gently caress the fish-worm thing gets my imagination thinking, "Tiny cave,
nowhere to run, gently caress THAT THING." Then I saw the rest of the image.
What a horrid cave.
this is a slenderman story that I got from an offsite friend. he wanted me to share
it.
poo poo. . . poo poo. . okay, okay. Alright. Okay. Hi. My name is Stanley. Stanley
Ercavich. poo poo. Umm. I'm writing this because it might be the last think I ever
write. Or say. Whatever. Okay, so, . . .gently caress, this is so drat stupid. . .people
are gonna' find this and think i'm crazy and i committed suicide. . ., okay, so,
there's something downstairs. I'm upstairs. Yeah. I'm in my daughters room. I
barricaded the door, I guess. Everything not nailed down is holding him back. I
guess it's a him.
Okay, so, if this really is the last think I ever say, I want you to know everything.
No loving way am I going to disappear and never be heard from again. And fucker,
if you've killed me and are reading this, about to destory this letter, gently caress
YOU.
Right, so, I live on a farm. Of course you knew this; you had to come get the loving
letter. . . maybe this'll get published one day, like Anny Franklin. . ., anyway, I live
on a farm. And lately, scary poo poo has been happening. poo poo. One sec. Okay,
back. Okay, so, I wake up. . . 8 nights ago, I think it was. Today is Wednsday?
Yeah. Yeah.
So, I wake up to Anna, my little Annibelle, crying, just bawing her little eyes out.
I'm the man, so i gotta comfort her, yeah? So i do, and ask her what's wrong. She
starts talking about him, the fucker. I didn't know what the gently caress, you
know? Kids have nightmares, it happens. She says he talked to her. Said. . .hosed
up poo poo, is
what he said. Said she was going to join him. And the others. She said it. . .
wanted her. . . fleshy bits. Honest to God she said that. Eyes and heart and poo
poo. Dear god. She told me, my little girl, told me he was going to end them.
But then she started going on about how it wasn't an end, but a
beginning. . .gently caress it, right? It was around 1 a.m., I had to be up 4 hours.
So I tell her it was a dream, yeah? And to go back to sleep. She was so loving
terrified. So i let her sleep in my room. Wife was okay with it, the sweetheart.
The dog was barking during all of this. Did i mention that? Let me see. . . no. gently
caress, whatever. Okay, so, the dog was barking. But, the thing is, is that when me
and my little girl got back to my bed, and we got are snuggly and stuff, it stopped
barking. But, and God strike me If i'm lying, it stopped. . . gradually. You know
what i mean? It's barks got slower and slower. Not like it was tired, but like, when
you slow down a record player or something. And then he just stopped. The next
morning, or any other morning since, we never found our dog.
We get up, look for the dog, o'course, and don't find it, o'course. gently caress,
right? So I try to get to work. You see that? The key word, or whatever? It's try. I
couldn't drat-well work, because all of my equipment and tools were gone. Now, i
don't just mean my goddamn hand-held tools and whatnot, I mean all of my
equipment, meaning my motherfucking tractors and pullies and trailers. Bull-loving-
poo poo, right? No. gently caress that, I did NOT hear them start up last night.
What, did that thing just pick them up and carry them off? loving probably.
So, my dog is missing, and someone stole my poo poo, so i call the police, ya
know? I do, and they come over, and, talk and poo poo. Said they didn't have any
reports of other theft, so there was no leads or whatever. I told them about my dog,
and they figure it's a bunch of vandals or thugs or whatever. So, one of the cops is
ordered to stay overnight outside our house in a squad car. He's there about 3 days.
The last day was. . .i think 4 days ago? Anyway, on the fourth day, poo poo hits the
fan. It's dark,
around 10, and we hear the siren go off. And then it stops. And a bunch of sound.
Noise.
It was metal; I'm around it all day, i know what it sounds like. We look outside, and
the car is loving wrecked. Torn to shreds. No cop. You'd think there'd be blood and
gore and poo poo all around, right? Nothing. Just a car that had a can opener to it.
So, we're loving scared out of our asses. We try to call the cops, but, guess what,
the phones dead. Yep. gently caress me, right? Well, enough of this bullshit, i say,
so i get my rifle.. Mothefucker won't mess with this, right? And i yell that, too. You
better believe it, i say, "Hey, goddamnit, I have a rifle that could punch a hole
through the cop car you hosed up, so try me assholes!". And you better believe i
got a response. I think it was a response. It was a scream. Or something. A cry,
maybe? I dunno. What i do know is that it was loving terrifiying.
So, a day goes by, right? This was 3 days ago. My wife thinks, someone needs to
get in the truck and get help, right? Well, I'm the man, so i should, right? But she
says no, i have to guard the house and my daughter with the gun. And poo poo,
she is right. She says she'll be safe in the truck. I don't say it, but i thought, it sure
didn't help the cop. So, she's gone. Still gone. I hope to God Almighty she got help.
gently caress. gently caress. Honey, if you are reading this, and I'm gone, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about Annebelle.
I'm so sorry. I'll love you forever.
Okay. . ., right, one sec. Yeah. Okay, back. Okay, so, me and my little girl are in
the house for 2 days. And everything fine. My daughter had a nightmare both
nights, so, i guess it's not totally fine. She said the thing's name was the Slender
Man. I don't loving know, i thought it was just a dream, caused by the punks
outside messing this us, right? gently caress. She told me more things it said to her.
Like how it wanted her to join him. And the others. And how they would be happy.
And if she didn't join, things we're going to get worse. Oh god. Oh dear god, they
got worse.
Okay, so, this was yesterday. My daughter, my beautiful baby girl, actually loving
listens to it, the dreams, whatever. She goes outside to be with it. I just went to
the bathroom, you know? It wasn't my fault this happened. I come out, and the
front door is unbolted and open, and Anna is gone. I go outside, and see them. Oh
god, Terresa, if you're reading this, I'm so sorry. It had her. It had our little girl. It
was some. . . thing. I know, that isn't helpful, but gently caress you, you won't
believe me. It like a man. Except, see, he was tall. gently caress him and his name,
but yeah, he was slender. Really tall, really long arms and legs.
And the arms. He had more than two. gently caress, he was like some kind of
octupus, just whiggling like worms. The bastard had no eyes. Just white pits. Did i
mention it had the nerve to wear a loving suit? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
anything anymore. I just want my little girl back. I'm so sorry Terresa. It was
holding her. She was gone, you know? Her chest. . . her stomache.
. . Oh god, i saw her ribs! I saw my daughter's bare ribs!
I didn't have my rifle with me. I couldn't move. I don't think i was breathing. I was
just staring at him as it removed my daughter's heart. Oh god. I saw it, didn't I?
Yeah, gently caress me i did. poo poo, that reminds me, the rifle is still downstairs.
It looked at me, you know. I saw into his eyes. gently caress, i was never a book-
kinda guy, but i browse the internets, i read. And one thing stuck with me, and god
help me, i saw it. I looked into the eyes of infinity. There were no pits to those eyes.
God almighty.
It reached for me. It reached for me with, like, 3 arms. It still contiuned to violate
my little girl. I'm so sorry, Terresa. I ran. i ran away. it wasn't my fault. I was so
cared, terresa. I ran, and hid up here. gently caress. Okay, Okay. Okay, so , that
was last night. I've been in here all day. I can't get on the computer, the internet is
down, i guess because the phone is down? I'm so scared. Terresa, please come
home soon. With help. Okay, i'm gonna take a little break from writing. Maybe cry
some. It's okay for a man to cry. I bet that devil ourside couldn't cry.
Okay. Right. Yeah. I'm back, obviously. It's been talking to me. I think. Maybe I'm
going crazy. After what i saw, who wouldn't? But i think it's real. Like what my
daughter heard.
Okay, so, it said it was waiting. Waiting for me. For my wife too. I can't let him
have her, right? No. gently caress no. So, it said my daughter was lonely without
me. I miss her. God, i miss her. I want her back. The monster said he could bring
me to her. It's a lier. It's a deciever. It wants my eyes and liver or whatever. gently
caress, i wish ihad my gun.
poo poo MOTHER gently caress. DAMNIT. I'm so scared. So scared. I don't want to
die. . .you wanna know what i heard? I heard laughter, God damnit. My loving kid.
My little girl was laughing. Giggling, like little girl's do. And i heard him again. He
said he wanted me to join them. I'm so scared. I don't want to die.
I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in three days. My daughters has a seperate bathroom,
so im good on water. She had some snacks in her backpack, from school, i guess.
I'm rationing them. He says i don't have to be hungry when im with him. He says
my daughter is happy. I wish i was happy.
Terresa? I think you can hear me. Your your reading this, right? I hope so. I love
you, you know? You know i do.
She came back, everyone! My wife, she's here! I heard her, outside! Terresa says
the police are hear, and that everyone is happy, and that I'll never be sad again!
I'm
gonna show this letter to her and we'll laugh. I can't wait to see my daughter again
I really really hope I don't get in troulbe for this one. I feel like such a monster.
I kinda see the Slenderman itself as not necessarily being the actual thing that
drives the killings. It seems like it's a misshapen representation of what something
thinks a man should look like. Similar to how the Anglerfish has a lure that
somewhat resembles a glow-worm, the Slenderman is merely the part of It that we
are able (or allowed) to see. And when we're ensnared, It comes around the (non-
euclidean) corner... and feeds.
On a lighter note, I've just read all 34 pages of this at night alone in a big house
with wind and rain whipping up the branches outside. gently caress I'm dumb.
I like to think of ol' Skinny as being fairly open to interpretation, but my personal
favorite is one of curiosity. He's curious about humanity, and knows better than to
intrude too deeply and disrupt what he's trying to study... but being what he is, he
can't examine mankind without hurting people, sometimes badly. By sometimes
badly I mean sometimes they die in a quick and efficient manner, and other times
he unintentionally stretches it out...
I think I mentioned this before--but the original Slender Man pics associated him
with fire, as in preceding or instigating fire. Dissection and other means of
destruction came later--not that I'm complaining. As Call of Cthulhu d20 once said,
a beastie can have a thousand legs today and no legs next time, so long as it
makes each encounter more horrifying.
The masked men in the woods would come hidden from behind the trees at the
edge of the wood, slowly at first, creeping, skulking and silent until they would
launch into a horrifying gallop towards the towns. They were hard to see with
attentive eyes but you could catch a quick sight if you were caught off guard. "They
were thieves! Dirty rotten thieves!" The old ones would say, "Taking things that
don’t belong to them!". Trinkets and baubles mostly, little things you would miss
and they presumed you would go looking for. The search would lead you deep into
the woods, much deeper than decent folk dare to wander and slightly deeper than
young boys claim to have gone. Once you’ve gone that far they’ll come down from
the trees, "and you won’t even know because they sound like the wind in the leaves
and nothing more!" What happens next is anyone’s guess.
We caught one once, but he faded away as we held him down and all that was left
was this.
My neighbor is back, from where I do not know. He brought guns, and is shooting
them often, more than I would like. A strawman has been set up twords the back of
his yard, it is thin and tall, very bussiness like. He shoots at it often, yet no damage
has been done, it seems he keeps hios work in good order. I sak him why he does
that, he says to prepare, and as revenge. His children have been missing for years
now, the court says they ran away because he was an alchoholic, he's sober now.
He watches, through windows, and doors, and he waits. The strawman was gone
yesterday, I asked, he said enough was enough, tonight it ends. He's not been back.
the branches in my yard are laying there, but the willow seems to have more
branches than ever, I'm going to check soon, maybe tomorow, it's very dark
tonight.
Boy missing in Centralia, IL.
Joshua Baxter (12) was reported missing from his bed on the morning of May 26th.
He was last seen the previous night by his mother, Laura Baxter. The boy is
Caucasian, has short, brown hair, and wore red and white striped pajamas at the
time of his disappearance. Laura Baxter explained that since moving into the house
one week earlier, on May 18th, the boy had repeatedly complained about waking
during the night from an "unbearable, freezing cold". Otherwise there is no
indication the boy would have voluntarily left his room.
An unidentified man was recorded in a photograph taken by Joshua Baxter's father,

John Baxter, on the evening of May 22nd. The photo was taken for personal use, as
part of documenting the renovation of the basement in the house. John Baxter
claims not to have noticed the man when he made the photograph, explaining that
he was in a hurry to get back out of the cold. The police is interested in any
information that can lead to the identification of the unknown man, who appears in
the photo to be tall and slender, wearing a black suit and with a pale complexion.
Concord, New Hampshire

Police Department
Consulting Psychologist
April 15, 2009
Report on the April 11th incident from the Appalachian Trail.
Overview: Police report states that a group of 8th grade students were hiking a
portion of the Appalachian Trail as part of a school field trip. During the afternoon
of April 11th the group was apparently stalked by an unknown assailant. After the
group of students and their teacher chaperones bedded down for the night, the
assailant apparently entered the trailside shelter and abducted one of the students.
The details are confused as to exactly what occurred, but this much is clear.
Several of the students noticed "A strange person" at different points throughout
the day. Shortly before the group stopped for the day, it began to rain. Once the
group was in the shelter the rain increased. A few students reported seeing
"Something, maybe a person or an animal" skulking near the shelter, just out of
clear visual range.
After the students were asleep, they were awakened by a scream. Most of the
students reported seeing nothing, while others reported seeing someone or
something carrying away the abducted student.
Reports as to who or what took the missing student are confused. Most of the
witnesses stated that the kidnapper resembled the "strange person" seen earlier.
This person was originally reported to be a very tall, thin man, bald, wearing a
black business suit, white shirt and black tie. The witnesses stated that this man
was the kidnapper, but that he now appeared different, nonhuman. Students stated
the human had the aspect of an insect, or had tentacles sprouting from his body.
It is my surmise that the students misinterpreted the appearance of the assailant.

Through a combination of suddenly being awakened late at night, the rainy
conditions and more than a little bit of "creative thinking" brought on by the
reported bout of ghost stories told by the students earlier in the evening.
The witnesses were presented with paper and asked to draw their impression of the
assailant. All the results showed a person with a black suit, but all of them showed
wildly different, inhuman features.
Subject 1:
Subject 2:
Subject 3:
Subject 4:
Subject 5:
Subject 6:
Subject 7:
Subject 8:
Subject 9:
Subject 10:
Subject 11:
Subject 12:
Conclusion:
There is no useful data here. No distinguishing features of the assailant can be

gleaned from the eyewitness reports. These reports are also particularly colored by
mass hysteria brought on by the nighttime telling of ghost stories and the "creepy"
conditions present during the night. All that can be concluded is that the assailant
wore a black suit when he kidnapped the victim.
All the student were deeply traumatized by the assault However, Subject 12 was
particularly affected. He refused to handle the plain paper I provided for the
students to draw on, stating "It looks like his shirt; It's the color of his face." He
then pulled out a sheet of lined notebook paper and stated "It has lines, it's not like
him."
Recommendations:
These students will require extensive counseling. Given enough time, they may be
able recall more accurately the events of that night, but for the time being, they
are providing little useful information.
The SM is fascinating to me, because he's such an ideal horror figure for so many
different reasons. I mean, there's the whole "fear of the unknown" thing, and the
"twisting the familiar into something unfamiliar" thing. There's also the genius of
his subtlety: we've trained ourselves to see his general shape in every photoshop,
so now we see him everywehre.
These factors aren't really unique, though. I think one of SM's more unique
attributes is that he's fake. Not only is he fake, but we know, for a fact, that he
came from a thread on SA. No one is trying to convince us he's real.
We're not used to this. We're used to movies trying to bully us into suspending
disbelief, which only leads to logical rationalization. SM freaks us out without even
trying to convince us he's real. Now we're feeling a very real emotion from some
internet photoshop meme, which is irrational. We start rationalizing our fear. "How
could something that isn't real freak us out so much?" Rather than believe we're
still capable of being scared of the dark, we start to feel like SM, despite all logic,
could be real.
This is also likely the most interactive scary story we've been actively involved in. I
mean, we are the ones giving the Slender Man life. He's something we created and
control: we're the ones photoshopping him into images. Things you are in control of
typically aren't frightening.
But there is no one person -- not the people making photoshops, not his original
creator, and not the guys making the Marble Hornet videos -- who is solely in
charge of this story any more. He's growing organically from our combined
feedback and contributions. He's the larger organism and we are his cells. We're
simultaneously in control and not in control. For all intents and purposes, the
Slender Man is a living entity.
Further, he exists due to a cycle that's somewhat self-replicating. If you get freaked
out by SM, you'll probably want to make your own photoshop. Maybe it's because
you want to scare others, or maybe it's so you can take control of your fear.
Regardless, the end result is more photoshops, which means he's growing.
Breetai posted:
I read a thread on another forum that had heard of the Slender Man and there was
a good 2-page meltdown where a bunch of guys started freaking out and jabbering
on about "Oh poo poo, what if we're creating a Tulpa?"
Success!
Definitely, and the coolest part is the individual level on which this phenomena
takes place. I mean, you read about SM, and you think, "man, I'd better go out and
take some pics to photoshop him into." Now you're going to some place you are
familiar with and purposefully interjecting something that frightens you. You'll
never be able to look at that place again without feeling some sort of apprehension.
You've essentially haunted a familiar place with a ghost only you can see, giving
this location a nightmarish quality.
By participating, we're giving him places to live.
bored. writing something which maybe will become extensive and borrows (steals??)
very heavily from earlier posts in this thread about the slender man. excerpt (interview
with man in asylum):
“It showed me... things. Now, it didn't mean to. I don't think it really knows or values
the concept of communication. But, as it, wal- crawled- moved-”
There was a sudden pause. His brow furled over, crinkled, and sweat began to run from
his pores. As he closed his eyes, tears streamed from them, but he didn't look like he
was crying... I noticed his arm hairs standing straight up, thought it was his nerves, but
then I realized – the temperature in the room suddenly felt like it had dropped below
freezing.
The cigarette in his hand... it went out. Acrid smoke furled and blew away as if on the
breeze, though there was no wind.
“I felt it, I knew what it was, I saw its past and future – Christ...”
Harris opened his eyes again, his pupils were dilated to the point where the irises were
slivers surrounded by a blood-streaked whites. He slammed his hands to the table, he
swept the recorder away, he tossed my papers onto the floor, and he clenched them so
tightly blood wept from his fists – so much blood – never seen anyone do that to himself.
A man possessed.
“Harris, we can – we can stop now-” ... Knowing it was far too late.
Johnson screamed. It's ridiculous – can't possibly be – but it wasn't human, it was the
screech of a banshee, there was no soul left in this man, whatever had been was swept
and torn and slashed away till there was nothing but raw primal fear – and he howled.
The door banged suddenly, orderlies trying to force it open.
“I saw the end. I saw death on the pale horse - no face - and god, oh god! I saw it smile.
How did it smile? It SMILED! IT SAW ME, AND IT SMILED!”
He suddenly stopped, turned, stared – stared at me with a dead man's eyes. I moaned as
his mouth leered unnaturally wide, a single stream of blood running from the left corner,
and there was an unnatural quiet, the door was still being thrust at but there was no
noise, and we stared into each others' eyes for an eternity.
Croaking, barely audible...
“Why? Why did it smile?”
And then the door burst, and the last thing I remember before I lost consciousness is a
rush of orderlies tackling Harris to the ground, blood splattering from his shredded
palms as he hit the ground – and behind them, unseen, a flash, a flash of a man in a suit.
No... not a man.
To preface things slightly, I grew up in an old Italian neighborhood. Many of our

neighbors were fresh off the boat or were first/second generation American born which
meant for those of us later born to be in an environment where the couple down the
block are sneaking raising chickens, nearly every woman over 50 going around in the
obligatory black dress, and enough whispered talk of signs and omens and whatnot.
It makes for interesting life experience when as a kid you can remember everyone flying
into serious abject terror that a black bird flew into the house because it's a sign that
someone's going to die soon and then as a teen when Grandma's in near hysterics
screaming 'it's a Sign!', running for the rosary because she cracked open an egg that
ended up having a bloody yolk and all you can think is 'God I can't wait until I'm old
enough to get my own place away from here...'.
Most of my Mom's side of the family lived either in the neighborhood or in the ones just
around it. My maternal Grandma was from a typical sizeable 20s era family, five sisters,
two brothers surviving and two girls and a boy who died while very young. When I was
on maternity leave and due to complication was assigned bed rest, I got a wild hair
going on about working on a family genealogy because I was bored to all hell and one
can only watch so much talk shows.
I figured to start on Mom's side since they were all really close and at the price of sifting
through rambling while sitting on plastic covered furniture surrounded by dusty
capodimonte, it was something to do.
Lot of it was family stories I'd long heard before like the time some strange guy tried to
grab my grand-aunt Ro as a kid while she was playing in the yard. Great-Grandpa and
his brothers chased the guy off with bats. It left her with a pretty wicked scar and when
she had kids of her own, she watched them all like a hawk.
I tried to find out more about the siblings who died, but all anyone would say was they
were really young when it happened and when the family was out in the country. I did
try to get some death certificates but those were apparently lost in a move or flood and
hadn't been microfiched.
Also around this time my grand-aunt Liz's alzheimer's had progressed pretty bad and
her daughter was the one taking care of her at home. Anyone who's been around that
knows it's rough, so I'd volunteer to sit in for a few hours so my cousin could get a
break. Overall I didn't mind it and half the time my grand-aunt would think I was my
Mother who'd passed on some years previous. I'd humour her since it wasn't worth
causing a commotion.
One of the nights, she was more talkative than usual. Talking quite a lot of the old days
and in particular her son Mikey. He died when he was five. My mom had been there
playing with him, she was three at the time. What I'd been told was it was some lung
problem and he just keeled over, but some of the things my grand-aunt said that night
got me wondering.
Thinking I was my Mom, she said she was happy that at least 'He' didn't get me like he
got Mikey and tried to get Ro. It made no sense so I tried to question carefully. Where
they were living at the time had a thicket abutting the yard, and my grand-aunt had been
watching the kids playing out back from the kitchen window. The man was well dressed,
and she couldn't see his face well. She hadn't been worried at first since he didn't look
like a bum or a gypsy. But as he came out of the woods, my Mom ran to the house and
Mikey ran to him. They had the thicket cut down not long after. She was still sad that
they had to have a closed casket funeral for him.
I would've tried to dig out more but my cousin came home.
I ended up putting the genealogy thing on the backburner once I had my son. Since I
was still on maternity leave and we were still in the middle of clearing out stuff to make
more room, I started on that. Most of it was stuff from my Mom and Grandma that we
just boxed up to deal with later after they passed. A good chunk of it had been water
damaged or mouse nibbled so other than flipping through book pages since we'll use
anything as a bookmark, I was throwing a good chunk out.
Not sure why I paused on it, but it was one of those old diaries that my Mom tended to
pick up and just write poetry and doodle in. It was pretty tore up, fountain pens and
water don't mix well. One page drew my attention. It had a large blurred blot on it and
most of the poetry there was illegible. Something about cold woods, something pale
clad in darkness reaching.
At the time I chalked it up to Mom being Goth before it came into vogue and went on
with the cleaning up.
But...reading around, it gets me to thinking.
An old story told about me was I somehow managed to get out of the locked house and
was found wandering around outside as a toddler in diaper until one of the neighbors
brought me in and called my Mom. Talking with her years later, she said it looked like I
was running away from a man in a black suit and had a cut on my arm. I'd also been
wearing a sleeper that they never found, and I do have a faded scar on my arm that I
don't remember how I might've gotten hurt.
I think at this point, I'm going to chalk this up with the bloody yolk signs, black bird
omens and howling dogs are ill tidings. I don't think I want to think any further.
But then, the other day talking with my ex-husband, he said our son asked if he could
cut down the tree near his window since it was scaring him at night like it was reaching
in for him. I told him it'd be a great idea to cut it down...and to keep an eye out of
anyone odd he might see.
I hope that everyone who has posted in this thread dies horribly, because I'm scared
shitless!
I don't know why but Slender Man is abso-loving-lutely everywhere I look. Right now I
got the curtains down and the lights on and playing every happy pop song you can think
of loud so I don't hear all these scary sounds that weren't there before.
And if it wasn't enough that I stress myself up, my dog helps me a good bit to; She
barks a lot when she hears something on the street and is always very happy when she
hears someone just outside the door. So when reading about Slender Man my doggy got
on her feet and started barking like crazy! Obviously that scared me even more, but the
worst part was when she stopped and went to the door with her tail wagging... And the
only sound I heard were the loving wind in the loving trees! I'm not joking when I say
that I literally trembled with fear!
I hate you all. But I will kill you if you don't make more.
You think you have it bad? Try being the mother of a two year old who's all of a sudden
taken to stopping in the middle of the room, looking up towards the ceiling, and saying
"Hi."
I should never have drawn that picture.
class doodles... mid-transformation? partial true form? can we ever really know?
i tried to imagine his suit as somehow organic, like a peeling layer of skin, believable
from a distance but...
HAGERSALL CENTER FOR CHRONIC DEPRESSION, DALLAS TX

CASE STUDY: Martina Gomez
KNOWN ILLNESSES: Depression, Paranoia, Insomnia, Panic Attacks
SESSION DIRECTOR: R. Hagersall
PREFACE
Our team met with 25-year-old Martina Gomez on the morning of October 1, 2009, at
the insistence of her mother. Mrs. Gomez reported an alarming increase in the severity
and duration of her daughter’s panic attacks and paranoia, and received a referral to us
from Cobalt Valley Medical Center outside of Houston.
Our team included an American Sign Language expert, as Martina Gomez lacks verbal
ability due to an accident suffered on her 18th birthday. For personal reasons, Mrs.
Gomez declined our offer to videotape the session.
SESSION NOTES
For ease of analysis by Hagersall Center faculty, Ms. Gomez’s sign language is
formatted as verbal speech.
STAFF: Tell us a bit about what happened to your throat, why you can’t speak.
MG: I was 17 years old. I used to sing. It happened not long after school let out for
summer, when I was planning to go out with my girlfriends and some boys to a party at
a motel a few miles away.
STAFF: The official cause listed on your medical sheet says a fall outside a motel room
damaged your throat.
MG: That isn’t how it started.
STAFF: You never mentioned this to the doctors? You never wrote it out in your
account of the incident.
MG: I couldn’t write it. Until now, thinking about it made my heart race and I felt like I
would die. I felt like I would die, you see?
STAFF: Explain what happened, then. Take your time.
MG: It happened to my grandmother, too. She died when she was 18. My mother was
an orphan as a baby. I didn’t believe it when I first read her journals, while I was
recovering at home. She was murdered.
STAFF: You’ve mentioned this before, according to your history. Medical records show
your grandmother suffered a massive stroke resulting from a malformed artery. She died
naturally.
MG: No. You’re wrong. It doesn’t murder like you think it does. It takes what’s inside
you and feeds. The same thing came to me. I saw him at the motel, standing in the dark
at the end of the row of rooms. He followed me home. He followed me everywhere for
weeks.
STAFF: A person did this to you?
MG: Delgado.
STAFF: Is that his name?

MG: That’s what he is. Delgado. Thin. Thin and tall, taller than anyone I’ve ever seen
before. And his body was so tiny, you could put an ankle bracelet around his waist. And
his face---
At this point, Ms. Gomez suffered a panic attack of such severity that even senior
researchers on our team expressed concern that she would require immediate transfer to
a regional medical center. Our diagnostic machines were of no help, as they recorded
Ms. Gomez as lacking any blood pressure. Further transcribing was halted due to the
tremor in Ms. Gomez’s hands.
STAFF: If you can, Ms. Gomez –
MG: It was nothing, you see? His tiny body, he had on a black suit and a white shirt, but
it didn’t even look human. He was too thin. You looked down and couldn’t tell where
his legs ended, they just faded away. And his arms, so long, almost down to the floor,
just blowing back and forth like they were empty sleeves! I told my friends but they
didn’t see! They said I was too nervous about partying with boys!
STAFF: How tall would you say this man was? Six feet? Seven feet?
Ms. Gomez pointed from the floor to the ceiling, a span of nine and a half feet. We
asked our ASL volunteer to confirm she’d heard the question properly. Ms. Gomez
again insisted the man was at least nine feet tall.
MG: Grandma’s journal, she wrote about him. He followed her for weeks. Only
children can see him, only young people. He just stood there and looked at me, but he
had no eyes! His face was white like paper, and his head leaned off to one side. He just
kept looking at me, with his arms blowing like they were!
STAFF: Did you tell any---
Further investigation was interrupted as Ms. Gomez jumped from her chair and moved
quickly to the corner of the room, where she curled into a tight ball. She let out a
piercing scream, which her mother later confirmed was the first sound she’d made in 7
years. One of our junior researchers became so unnerved by the sound of her scream
that he requested and received a medical leave of one week.
MG: When I went out to smoke a cigarette I walked out by the soda machine. When I
looked up from lighting the cigarette, he was there! He was an inch from my face! He
had no mouth but I felt his breath! I could feel those sleeves running up the backs of my
legs!
Ms. Gomez began to shake, prompting our staff to restrain her.
MG: I tried to scream for my friends but nothing came out! All I could feel was the
breath on me, it was so thick I could hardly breathe. It was blocking out the air from my
lungs! I felt those arms grab me, and then everything went black.
STAFF: According to the police report, your friends found you an hour later in the same
area, unconscious. Is that correct?
MG: Yes.
STAFF: It says here you nearly drowned on your own blood on the way to the hospital,
that your larynx was crushed and required two years of major surgery.
MG: Yes
STAFF: But if this slender man kills young people, why were you left alive? You said
he murders young people.
MG: The motel party. It was my birthday party. I’d turned 18 a few minutes before I
went out. That cigarette was going to be my first.
At this point in our conversation, Ms. Gomez’s mother grew upset and withdrew her
daughter from the study. Further access to Ms. Gomez has been blocked, leaving us no
choice but to close the file on this case pending further case studies.
Roger Hagersall, Ph.D

Lead Session Director
10/2/2009
I painted this a few days ago. for some reason I'm not so afraid anymore.
oh snap posted:
saw this and thought of this thread
What is there to see? pavement worn down? I don't get it. I've been looking at it for two
whole minutes and I still can't see anything.
My grandfather remembers his short time at the orphanage. The bleak skies and the chill
winds blowing up the hill from the sea, he told me he never once felt warm. There was
never any wood for the stoves. There wasn't enough blankets for the chidren. At night
they would fight to get a blanket each, friends would share one but the weaker kids
would shiver and cry through the night.
My grandfather would spend many hours in the surrounding woods, tracking animals,
watching the birds and learning their calls. All too often he would return late for lessons
and the Matron would beat him with a bamboo cane. He didn't care. The lessons were
ordeals and he would rather be outdoors.
One Autumn evening, as he approached the building, he knew he was late as he could
see the lamps lit in the window. But could hear no chatter of the children, or the
Matron's boorish voice barking orders. The orphanage was silent.
He crept in the side door, and made his way down the corridor to the main hall where
meals and lessons were held.
He opened the door to see the tables set, bowls of thin oatmeal and pieces of bread
untouched throughout the hall. The Matron and the cook lay on the floor, their bodies
twisted grotesquely.
He ran outside, gasping in panic. Through the dim evening light, almost out of view, he
saw movement towards the edge of the woods.
It was a procession of children, in single file, marching perfectly together into the trees.
Leading the procession was a figure, a thin outline in black. Too tall to be a person. It
looked like a performer on stilts, but stilts didn't move like that, twisting and serpentine.
It didn't look real.
The figure disappeared into the woods and the children followed.
My Grandfather ran, not stopping until dawn.
I knew one day I would find the orphanage to see it for myself. When I was ready.
I stayed up until five in the morning reading this thread fascinated and absolutely
terrified by the slender man. The next day at work the combination of lost sleep and
emotional stress gave me a massive migraine during which I lost the ability to speak
properly - a temporary dysphasia.
That's right - the slender man broke my mind. Good job, goons.
First you can't speak, then you can't scream. When you can no longer fight it, this is
when he takes over. Your bones will stretch, your mouth will vanish, and then, from the
seed of primordial fear that has been growing in your brain, a new mind will replace
whatever you have left of consciousness you can hang on to. His violence will become
your violence. Your ears will only hear the symphony of slaughter and cries of all past
victims. Your hands will move towards kids and other frail victims around you. Their
neck, so short, will be an affront to your new perfect body. You will break their bones,
stretch their flesh, drain their blood, so that they to become perfect like you.
You will laugh at the many questions that filled your mind about what you are now.
Your previous life will seem ignorant. What is the Slenderman? You now know the
answer: The Slenderman is you.
My name is Raymond Bates, but if you are reading this, you already know that. You
know that because the only persons who will read this report are the psychological and
nursing staff at the Greater Miami County Mental Rehabilitation Institute, and... well...
the men who study what drove me here. You already know I was an Adjunct Professor
of Parapsychology at the Tulane University Engineering Anomalies Research
Laboratory. You know I am 34 years of age, white, atheist, an alcoholic, and you
probably know that I got an 800 on the verbal SATs, and a perfect on the LSATS too,
but I decided to grad school in Parapsychology for reasons you will never understand.
All of this is listed in my extended medical report, and all of this is completely
irrelevant to the story you are about to read, the story that I was ordered to write, the
story that I will – well. The story that an orderly will eventually have to transcribe,
because by the end of this story, the only way you'll be able to get me to talk will be by
strapping me to a board and torturing me. I know this because... I can see things now. I
can see things I never wanted to see. I can see that the world will never be the same for
me and that everything that comes into contact with me will never be the same, either.
I know this, and you know this, because I do not recognize the State of Louisiana's State
Attorney Office's claim that I am responsible for the deaths of five people on October
8th, 2009, and this has made me the focus of an intensive state and federal investigation
into my life and the events that transpired that day. And the story of my life is irrelevant,
because the events that happened that day are... well... what happened that day is not
really...
You'll see. I'll tell you. But to tell you what happened on October 8th, I will have to tell
you the story of the year before that.
=================
It was August, 2008, and I was doing research on extrasensory perception and
paranormal manifestation phenomena. Tulane didn't take the EARL program very
seriously. In fact, other than Professor Stewart and four unpaid interns, I was the EARL
program. We coordinated with a similar program at Princeton before it got shut down
the year before due to lack of funding. Retrospectively, it is a miracle that Tulane even
kept a professor of my discipline around – it's exceptionally hard to find students
willing to take a parapsychology major in this day and age, and discipline has really
been in decline since the 70's. Now, the weird thing was, all the other students I had
gone to grad with, and most of the professors I had learned with, had all dropped out of
contact in some way or another. There was a running joke in the small circles that kept
in contact with one another that they all had to be being bought out by the government,
for their ghost warfare lab at DoD. No one took this seriously, but I can't think of that
anymore without wanting to scream.
Don't get me wrong. I don't think the federal government has a ghost warfare lab.
That's... well, it's inane, and no one took the idea as anything more than a lame joke, the
kind of thing people giggled politely at at parties, or made sly references to in
periodicals, without really finding it funny or amusing... but there was this undercurrent
of suspicion, and real fear, as to why our colleagues had dropped off the face of the
planet, why no one had heard from them or their loved ones, why their relations hung
up the phone at the first mention of parapsychology or engineering anomalies or
phenomena classification research.
At the time, we assumed it was shame, shame at a profession which the real world had
never taken seriously, and had less of a use for every passing day, and they merely
wanted to be cut off from their embarrassment, their chagrin, their thorough discredit,
their... well... hate.
And, in a way, this was thoroughly understandable. The extrasensory perception

segment of my research was a joke even in paranormal research circles. Have you ever
seen Ghostbusters? (I'm going to state here and now, that in my profession, this was
considered the pinnacle of modern filmmaking.) There's a scene in the beginning where
Professor Venkman – he's this ghost hunter – is holding notecards backwards at a cute
undergrad, and asking her to guess what's on the other side, and of course she gets it
wrong but he won't admit it, saying she has all this psychic talent, and with the obvious
intent of sleeping with her – well, that's what I did, sometimes six hours in a row, except
there wasn't any cute female undergrads. There was a specific brand of student which
would volunteer for that kind of research, and they were usually male, greasy, and
thoroughly unpleasant to be around for more than five minutes. One guy kept on seeing
demonic symbology on the back of cards for about a half an hour until I nearly
physically punched him - it was ink blots, you know, not a seance or a Necronomicon
masturbation marathon or something.
The paranormal manifestation investigation phase of my job was far more interesting.
We'd get a call. A hint. If we were lucky, the paranormality had been within an hour or
two, otherwise we were just chasing ghosts, ha-ha, a little bit of... nevermind. So, we'd
get an alert, usually from a guy we had in the local PD who didn't want to waste police
resources on spook hunts, or from a webboard where local enthusiasts collaborated, and
then we'd head out in the ghost van, ha, just this... it all sounds so trite now. It was a van
with a ghost and Tulane EARL acronym painted on the side. Professor Stewart and I – I
guess, the late Professor...
I'm sorry, I need a minute. Just a minute. I'm trying to focus on explaining what I did,
before what happened, and... god. God. I'm sorry. Let me, let me refocus here.
You have to realize New Orleans had its share of 'ghost' sightings. None of them ever
amounted to anything. We didn't get significant, I mean statistically significant, results
in six years of research. It was a miracle Stewart and I weren't sacked after the first, but
it was New Orleans, and there was always a demand for a class on the mythology of
New Orleans, or an elective in basic parapsychological studies, or what-not, and the
university tolerated us beyond the point of tenure, and that was that.
We do sound kind of pathetic, and... well... we were. Once, twice a month, chasing after
ghosts, half the time it was pranks, the other half a scared housewife, never once
something conclusive, occasionally a glimpse of something unreal, but never anything
we could prove or even observe beyond the plausibility of a hoax. So we mostly
occupied ourselves writing cultural histories of mythology, some research into the fields
related to our actually scientifically-derived equipment – even though we were
dreadfully unqualified, and any contributions laughable – and a few times a month, we
got to live, really get out of our shell, do what we really wanted to do – it sounds so
loving stupid now – hunt ghosts.
Hop in our early-90s van full of obsolete, old equipment, pay for our own gas, drive to
the location, and get to work.
So, now, when a paranormal manifestation appeared – hopefully we would be ready to

move in, set up a perimeter, you know, seal off access, interview the witness, and
hopefully ask local law enforcement out of the area, that kind of thing – and then we
could get to work. Set up our equipment – we had technical experience, could set up the
monitoring equipment, video feeds, etc, you know, all within ten-fifteen minutes – and
we could have spectroscopic scanners, EMF meters – that's electro-magnetic field,
subtle variations in the earth's natural magnetic field, we could triangulate movement
with a proper network, I'll be layman from now on – ion and geiger counters, sub-
solution nets, subsonic sound monitoring, the works, but in reality all of this equipment
was late 80s, maybe early 90s at best, a lot of it off Ebay, we were really running a
lovely operation. More like a hobby than a career.
We had some interesting cases. A poltergeist moving desks in broad daylight in a school.
Screeching in a nearly-abandoned theater at night. Once we had an abandoned nightclub,
needed to be renovated, right off Bourbon Street, which the new owner kept insisting
was bleeding from the walls, which we got some bizarre readings off of, but never – I
mean never – did we have a case where there wasn't a 'rational' explanation.
It was August 18th, 2008, when it all changed forever, that call I will never forget, that
Stewart wouldn't either until the night he died.
Entry 232:
Woke up at 5:22am. Had dream about a deeply wooded ravine. I was falling down
toward's it's bottom, but not falling at the same time. I was able to percieve and place
my foot or a hand at the right place at the right time to maintain momentum but not
injure myself. It's the closest I've come to flying in a dream. Vivid dreams were part of
the side effects of the medication, and my journal has been testament to this.
Work went by as usual in the coffee shop's juice bar. We've had less customers as of
late, but with fall coming quickly, it's to be expected. Lindsay said that we'll cut back on
orders and focus on hot drinks within the next week. At the park I shared my sandwich
crusts with the birds. Saw a strange black one with a white crest on it's chest with a
central black spot, and the rest of him black. Much like a magpie, but much larger. Was
eating what looked like a smaller bird, and it watched me the entire time with it's eye. I
don't know why it struck me as such, but it felt like it was just in making such a claim.
My math class is trying my patience. Even moreso with my dysnumeria, but dealing
with a class of 300 and a single teacher as a speck at a podium, it's not exactly easy to
be focused. Jeremy sat next to me again. I could swear he couldn't take his eyes off me.
He's kind of cute, but in a endearing little brother sort of way.
Took my pill at 9pm. Already feeling light headed. I'm going to go lie down now.
Saw the videos right before I had to go to bed, got to be the most unnerving thing I've
seen in a really long time, had to wake up every five minutes to check that my door
wasn't open, woke up early exhausted and drew this.
This thread is great to read in the middle of a sunny afternoon, but for some reason I just
had to think about it at 6 AM this morning on my way to work, biking through a dark,
cold, foggy, wooded park. I have lights on my bike, and the path through the park is lit,
but it definitely wasn't hard to imagine coming around a bend and seeing Slenderman
under one of the lamps, either standing there waiting for me, or sliding out of the light
and into the cover of the trees...
Not Slender man related, your thinking about the "Bloat Baby" ghost legends.
The origin of the "Bloat Baby" began in Japan during the Feudal ages where women
would drown their babies in rivers either because they couldnt care for or didn't want
their child taken by what ever was going on in their village (slavery, black market,
thieves and what not)
The American versions of "Bloat Baby" began during the period before and during the
Civil War. Escaping slaves would drown their babies or children when capture seemed
close. During Sherman's March on the South rumors spread across smaller farming
towns of Union troops kidnapping children to sell to rich northern families. Worried
women went and drown their new born children in lakes, rivers and wash tubs.
This is when "bloat baby" would show up.
The legend goes that after the baby is killed, if the body was left to float away in the
river or what ever body of water it was killed in the spirit of the water would enter the
dead child, and soon would haunt the mother who killed them. At first the mother would
feel as though something was watching them, most people would say it was just guilt
for the death. Some times the women would scream in the middle of the night, saying
they saw their dead child, bloated from the water.
But when the "Bloat Baby" would strike would be years later, when the memory of the
dead child would be long gone, and the mother would have a new child. The new child
would talk of hearing a baby crying at all hours, or when the child would play near the
river hearing splashing and crying of a baby. Soon the child would start seeing an odd
baby, looks bloated and in odd colors. A day or two after this, that child would drown.
And the same fate would hit every child born to the guilty mother afterwards.
One of my students who drew the picture asked the following question.
"The Slender Man always looks different. Is it Slender Man, or Slender Men? Maybe
that's what happens to the kids he kidnaps, he turns them into more of himself, to go and
collect others..."
This is great and loving creepy. The children are brought to a horrible place where they
slowly shed their humanity, losing their face, their emotions, only growing taller and
taller as time passes until they look just like their abductor.
Although I admit, I like the idea of their just being one slenderman more.
Actually, I agree about the part of there being only one Slender man, but I thought a lot
of the "accounts" and especially the Marble Hornets videos were implying this theory.
That some (if not all) of Slender Man's victims become just like him. Or maybe it's
more of a Dread Pirate Roberts thing
Isko posted:
This is great and loving creepy. The children are brought to a horrible place where they
slowly shed their humanity, losing their face, their emotions, only growing taller and
taller as time passes until they look just like their abductor.
Although I admit, I like the idea of their just being one slenderman more.
We like the idea of there being only one Slender Man, but the kids kind of liked the idea
of the "dreadful transformation", as one of my kids put it. To them, it's kind of like
puberty (That they are all hitting like a brick wall) gone horribly wrong. Instead of
becoming happy, productive adults, they become something unspeakable. I'm sure
Freud would have a field day with this...
Gutless Wonder posted:
Actually, I agree about the part of there being only one Slender man, but I thought a lot
of the "accounts" and especially the Marble Hornets videos were implying this theory.
That some (if not all) of Slender Man's victims become just like him. Or maybe it's
more of a Dread Pirate Roberts thing
Maybe it's a franchise, you know, regional Slender Men...
I like the Dread Pirate Roberts thing. (or maybe it's more like Davey Jones and the
Flying Dutchman) You are cursed to be the Slender Man until you catch your
replacement.
The big discussion was about perception. When I had the kids draw the Slender Man,
they all did different things, as I expected. So the question was "Why do people who are
all looking at the same thing see it differently?" Does the Slender Man have the ability
to sense what might scare you more and so you perceive that? Or is it something else?
My students had a great discussion about that, but never reached a conclusion.
This is the third child abduction case in the county this year. However, unlike the other
two, this one has an eyewitness. This child witness is currently under my care due to the
trauma of the event. DJ was sleeping over at his friend ML's house when the abduction
took place. At approximately 2:30 in the morning an intruder entered ML's room and
abducted ML. DJ witnessed the event. He has not spoken since that time and refuses to
be left alone at any time. While DJ has not spoken, during our last meeting, while I was
speaking of the kidnapper, he did pick up a paper and markers and drew the included
image.
Analysis of this image will take some time but there are several disturbing elements.
Why are the facial features so vaguely drawn? Is this due to poor memory on the part of
DJ, or did a lack of skill in drawing cause this?
rfingelectrode posted:
What is it that makes the Slender Man so scary to you guys? I've read through the entire
thread and I just don't get it. The original set of images and a few others were a bit
creepy, but after that it just kind of fell flat to me.
Really good Photoshop work, though.
Why's he creepy? It's gotta be the ease in which he can slide into any circumstance.
Combined with his unsettling appearance and as-you-please list of horrible-things-he-
does, it's a great psychological trap for people who get into the act.
I don't like the "government forces trying to deal with Skinny" bits. Organized response
seems... well, sort of like that Blair Witch video game getting Let's Played over in the
LP forums. It's taking a creepy, low-budget concept and filling it with shoot-first
survival horror elements. Not creepy in the slightest. The Slender Man is small-scale
horror, not a Cthulhu that threatens humanity, but a Colour Out Of Space that threatens
you, specifically.
I do like the idea of "family permutations" and sub-legends of the Slender Man. After
all, in nature wings have showed up in many different varieties in many different
species to achieve the same function; it's possible freaky otherworldly weirdos might
have similar mind-warping effects to Skinny, and people might make logical
connections between them and Slender Man, without there necessarily being a literal
line of descent, a Munsters of fire and child mutilation.
As for motives and abilities and such, that's up to the individual photoshopper. I'm fond
of a relatively straightforward Skinny m'self. In my mind he's something of a scientist,
curious about mankind. He'd like to better fit in, but he can never get the proportions
right, and his manipulators like to revert to something closer to their real shape... so he
stays off in the distance until he finds someone who draws his attention--a prime
specimen, perhaps, or someone who seems to know he's there...
Genesplicer where were teachers like you when I was in school? Can I pretend to be 13
and sit in on your class sometime?
... I didn't mean that as creepy as that came out.
Genesplicer is the teacher kids have dreams/nightmares I cannot wait for the
parent/teacher conference where he tries to explain a child's night terrors about a
featureless man in a suit raping said child's psyche.
I know many have said the same thing, but I just can't get over how cool the whole
Slenderman thing has become. From one small idea has come an outpouring of
creativity and talent. Kudos to you all for your contributions! As for further Slenderman
research, my father is a native German and before he retired was a professor of German
and of European folktales and symbolism. I'm going to ask him if he has ever heard
about a Slender man or something similar during his career. Also, my husband and I are
moving into our first house and the house next door has a big old dead tree outside with
twisty gnarled branches...which I am now afraid of. drat you all, but keep it coming!
Man, I just clicked this thread last night, and started from page one. The whole Slender
Man thing has me so interested that I went through the rest of the thread this morning.
Too bad it looks like updates to this are slowing down. I'm really liking the YouTube
videos too.
EDIT: Not that I believe any of this supernatural stuff, but oddly enough sometime
yesterday my iHome speakers that I use for my computer have started to switch
randomly to FM radio. No joke, sometimes it'll just decide to change the input to FM,
even though I don't have the antenna plugged in. Just randomly start to get static. I put
the remote in a drawer so that I could rule out it's battery dying, but it still happens.
Happened last when I left the room for laundry.
Diabetic posted:
Genesplicer is the teacher kids have dreams/nightmares I cannot wait for the
parent/teacher conference where he tries to explain a child's night terrors about a
featureless man in a suit raping said child's psyche.
This was my Silent Reading class. It's populated with GATE students. Some of them
did admit that it was delightfully creepy. As one said "It was scarier than the Saw
movies". I pointed out that this was because they were using their imaginations to create
the monster that is the Slender Man, rather than relying on watching a monster on a
screen. What we see in our mind's eye is far, far worse than anything that can go on a
screen.
No night terrors yet, though.
Soakie posted:
This was EXACTLY what I was thinking, and I was actually waiting until I'd read
through the entire thread before posting the idea. I'd never heard of a 'tulpa', but I was
going to suggest that perhaps this SM entity is really a memetic virus insinuating itself
into the collective unconscious, as a prelude to an all-out invasion of some kind.
I know your comment is four months old, but it's uncanny how similar your post was to
what I was thinking as I finally got around to reading this whole thread today.
I posted:
Remember the statement I made earlier in the thread;
SLENDER MAN
THE MORE YOU THINK OF HIM THE MORE REAL HE BECOMES
NOW TRY AND NOT THINK OF HIM
Not a joke. Thought alters reality and the shadows keep moving in my peripheral vision.
This is it, then. This is how humanity ends. Not with a bang, nor a whimper, but rather
screaming and kicking as it is dragged to hell by an anthropomorphic manifestation of
our fears. How fitting that it take the shape of some kind of "tree monster", consider
how we've treated our environment.
Holy poo poo, it just now occurred to me that I, too, have dreamed of the Slender Man.
THREE YEARS AGO.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know how I could have forgotten about it, considering I decided to start writing a
short story about it (which is currently shelved). I remember three things about it:
1) It was black, tall, tentacled and wraithlike. Looking directly at it made it more
difficult to see.
2) It made a sound that I don't think I could describe if I tried. I did try, though. From
the afore-mentioned short story:
quote:
I’ve had a lot of time to think about that wail, and I think I can describe it to a good
degree of accuracy. Bear with, because it’ll probably be difficult to imagine if you
haven’t heard it; but I’ll try. Have you ever heard of a tuning fork? Tuning forks are one
of the weird things that I can recall perfectly; and yet I can’t remember the name of my
own wife. Well, imagine a tuning fork that is badly out of tune. Imagine it was hit hard,
but doesn’t fade out at all; it just keeps on producing a low, atonal vibration which
grates against your nerves like hearing a billion fingernails raking down a billion
chalkboards while biting into cheap white Styrofoam. Layer on top of that a thick,
almost cranial buzz or vibration – I always think of being inside of beehive when I hear
it. And creeping along underneath all of this, there’s something that reminds me of
locusts rubbing their wings together, but when I listened, I realized that it sound
slithery… and wet.
3) When it touched my leg with one of its tentacles, it was like black fire.
At the end of this dream, I managed to get away from the thing, and just managed to
escape the house I was in, when some kind of high gravity event took place, and the
house collapsed into itself, along with a significant portion of the surrounding
neighborhood, and me, as well. And after that, I was forced to repeat the same
encounter DOZENS of times until I managed to get away in time.
Nobody wants to hug him. 

I got bored, read all of the Marble Hornets thread, and then saw this one was still
chugging along. The other thread got me thinking about the idea that The Slender Man
is only being visible to people who take his picture or videotape him, and then they can't
stop seeing him afterward. I then decided to write this:
I saw a man in a suit today.
I don't imagine you'll find that very interesting; there are men in suits everywhere, after
all. The thing is, I'm from a pretty rural area and there's rarely a reason to wear a suit out
here. Unless you're getting married or buried, you really don't need formal attire.
I suppose, in a way, perhaps he was dressed appropriately, after all? I'm getting way
ahead of myself, though.
I first saw him less than a week ago. I had woken up early in the morning, hoping to
catch the sun rising from a beautiful spot I'd found the day before. I'm a bit of an
amateur photographer. I like taking pictures of nearly anything and everything, and I
wanted to try my hand at that old staple: sunrise over a pretty autumn skyline.
I found the spot nearly a mile behind the old Derrick estate; a derelict old farm long
since overgrown with kudzu and the steadily encroaching forest. I travelled for the
better part of an hour, the short distance seeming much farther due to the resistance the
untouched growth of the forest put up. I originally found the spot crawling across
swampy sections of dense underbrush and clutching vines, certain that the best-looking
vantage points are found in the places man has the hardest time reaching. I figured that
fighting for an hour to cover just over a mile's worth of land would show me something
special. I wasn't wrong, but not for the reason I originally thought.
A chilly October wind blew an unseasonable fog across the shallow clearing ahead of
me as I readied my camera. My tripod was set at the perfect location for catching the
sun's ascent over the trees, or so I hoped. By the time I finished adjusting everything,
double-checking my batteries, and brushing errant branches out of the way, the horizon
had already begun to brighten. Gazing out over the clearing, I took my first shot.
I checked the preview of my test picture and frowned. It appeared that, at the edge of
the clearing, there was a slight smudge. I checked the lens of my camera, but saw
nothing amiss. Just the same, I took a cleaning cloth and wiped at anything that might
be obscurring the view. Certain that the problem was solved, I took another picture and
viewed the results.
Another smudge greeted me. I looked at the preview more closely, inspecting it. The
smudge was oblong; much taller than it was wide. It showed up in both pictures just
inside the treeline on the other side of the clearing, caught up in a particulalrly dense
swirl of the morning mist. That caught me as odd in itself, but I didn't immediately
realize why.
Irritated by this unexpected setback, I again wiped the camera's lense and went about
making minor adjustments; zooming in a little farther, panning slightly to the left,
altering the focus. Satisfied with these trivial alterations, I nodded at my camera before
taking another picture. What I saw caused me to stagger back.
The smudge was still in the picture, except now it wasn't just a blur. The picture clearly
showed a tall, slender man in a black business suit and tie standing just inside the
treeline. The fog swirled about his form, becoming denser as it wrapped around; almost
as though it was emanating from him, I thought. I shook the thought from my head and
looked up, trying to spot the figure.
No one was there. The treeline stood just as empty as it was when I had first arrived; the
fog meandering lazily among the trunks of the various trees. "Hello!" I called, hoping to
alert the man in case he was a hunter. "I'm just taking some pictures! I'm not trespassing,
am I? Hello?"
I waited for a moment, shading my eyes with my hand despite the lack of sunlight,
hoping for a better view. No answer came. I stood there for a few seconds longer,
waiting. Realizing my hand was pressed to my brow, I quickly lowered it feeling foolish
and a little embarassed. Feeling a blush rising to my cheeks, I quickly snapped another
picture and checked the preview. The man was there again.
I shot my head up and again saw nothing at the treeline. I'm not ashamed to admit that I
began to feel a little nervous at this point, glancing back down at the photo to see a man
who wasn't there. I pressed a button and cycled to the first picture. A blurry smudge
floated in the trees, shrouded in fog. I pressed again, and the smudge became clearer; an
obvious shape hidden in shadow and mist. Again, the next picture bore the image of a
man lurking in the shadows of several trees. Returning to the most recent picture, I
gasped and took a step back.
The man had grown taller between frames, and his arms snaked down to his knees like
limply hanging vines.
Collecting myself, I returned to the camera's screen. Surely I was mistaken. I told
myself that the man had merely walked closer to the clearing between shots, and that the
strange arms that looked like vines were just that: vines and nothing more. The picture
itself was inconclusive at a second glance. The forest was too dark to be sure of
anything specific in the picture. I looked up instead, straining to see something in the
fog and darkness on the other side of the clearing. The wind blew, swirling the fog, but I
saw nothing else.
I tried to laugh at myself for jumping at shadows, but the camera's viewer clearly
displayed a tall, thin man in a suit. He's too tall, I thought to myself, and too slender.
And why is he wearing a suit way out here? Without thinking anything further, I took a
shot; and another. Yet another. Zoom, then one more. As I was taking the last, I looked
across the field until I heard the camera make it's faux-mechanical clicking sound before
checking the results.
The first picture was identical to the previous: a tall man wrapped in fog and shadows, a
pair of vines in front of his arms. The next shot looked identical to the first and second.
Same with the following. Something in my mind screamed out to me as I began to press
the button that would display the final picture. Something nagging and urgent, like a
splinter in infected flesh. I paused for a moment, then cycled backwards through the
pictures I'd just seen. Then forwards. Then back. My eyes began to widen as I realized
what I had seen.
The pictures had looked identical to eachother, but they weren't. The vines obscuring the
man's arms moved between shot, appearing to writhe as I cycled quickly through the
pictures. They also started at his shoulders, and ended in long, pale hands.
My head lifted slowly with an odd, jerky sensation as though I myself were moving in
frame-by-frame pictures. I didn't want to look, but my head lifted anyway. I didn't want
my eyes to focus, but they acted on their own. At the end of the clearing, partially
hidden by shade and fog, was the man who was once hidden yet revealed in my pictures.
I stared, helpless, as his boneless arms writhed and whipped; as his body lengthened and
grew taller. It was then that I noticed he had no face. Then, when he took a step toward
me.
Thought was obliterated by terror. I turned and ran headlong through the forest;
branches tearing at my face, roots tripping me up, the ground's rolling uneavenness
causing me to stumble. I shrieked and dove aside as a grapevine caught my arm, rolling
to jarring stop against a hoary old oak tree. I almost laughed as I realized what I had
recoiled from. Almost, until I looked back the way I'd come.
The man in the suit... no, the thing in the suit was no more than thirty yards away,
standing silently as though it had always been there. Its arms writhed; I ran.
I don't know how long it took me to exit the forest. The way in had been careful and
methodical as I tried to keep myself and my equipment clean, dry, and unharmed. The
way out was a mad, unthinking scramble that I can barely remember. I didn't stop
running until I reached my town's general store and collapsed in front of one of the
morning clerks. All I know is that the sun still hadn't risen above the trees yet.
The first coherent memory I have at that point was trying to explain what had happened
to somebody. There were a few people around me by that point, all looking either
confused or concerned, but I didn't immediately recognize any of them. I realized that I
had somehow brought my camera back with me, but it appeared as though I had been
gesturing at the display for several minutes by that point. I saw the confused faces begin
to register a sort of understanding, while the concerned merely began to look bored.
They thought I was playing a prank. They thought I was trying to trick them or, perhaps,
that I had gotten spooked by a shadow or a coyote or something.
I looked down at the camera. On the display was the zoomed-in shot of the tall, slender
thing in the suit. It's arms clearly hung down several feet, twisting and bending
bonelessly. Looking up, I saw that most of the crowd had dispersed. The only person
left was an old friend of mine, Dan Foster.
I was absolutely terrified and exhausted, yet somehow I was also already beginning to
feel foolish. I slowly stood up, absently dusting some drying mud off my pants, and
held the camera out to Dan. I asked him what he saw.
"Nothing," he replied. "There's a bit of a smudge in the middle, but but I don't see
anything else. You scared the hell out of us, man."
I looked at the camera, then back at Dan. I made some lame excuse about shadows and
being alone in the woods before dawn, then started walking home. I glanced back
towards the store, once. The sidewalk was deserted, but there was something behind the
store itself. A head without a face stared back at me over the top of the building, and I
ran without looking again.
As I said in the beginning, less than a week has gone by. Since then I have shown my
pictures to six other people. Four saw nothing in them but trees. One saw some ground
mist and a weird smudge. My mother saw a dark, barely visible hint of a man in a suit
hiding in the trees. That was two days ago. My mother was buried today.
I saw lots of men in suits today. The coroner said it was heart failure; strange for a
healthy woman with no family history of heart disease. Her friends said it was a drat
shame; no woman should die so young, especially without any grandchildren. The priest
said she was in a better place; he didn't see the boneless arm snake through the window.
He didn't see the slender hand reach inside her chest as mist swirled about her feet. He
didn't see the thing in the suit watching her die, its head without a face staring at her as
she gasped and choked, waiting for her to go limp before it somehow managed to...
There was nothing I could do. I tried to tear the arm away, but it felt like... like...
nothing I can describe. Touching it was like knowing what it's like to rot slowly away to
nothing from the inside out. Like surviving in an enternity of oily slick darkness, where
the only light is the glint of alien stars off the teeth of something rabid and wrong.
There was nothing I could do. I keep telling myself that: there was nothing I could do. It
helps, a little. But, still, I remember running for the phone. I picked up the receiver,
hoping to call the police (what little they could have done, I do not know), but hearing
nothing but static at the end of the line. I held the phone to my ear as I watched my
mother die. As she slumped lifelessly to the ground, the static in my ear slowly started
to take form. At first it sounded like an empty cacophony of noise, but then...
Then I heard the voices.
Thousands, maybe millions, of inhuman tongues shrieked and muttered in a symphony

of madness; their words ihuman and alien. I let the phone drop to the floor, then fell
unconscious beside it. The last thing I remember as the world went dark was my
mother's lifeless eyes. That, and the faceless thing outside the window somehow smiling.
I haven't shown anybody else the pictres. I burned my camera and destroyed my
computer. I'm not taking any chances. I blocked the windows in my house and locked
the door. I know it won't do any good, but I feel helpless and needed to do something.
There was one last thing that happened before I end my story.
When I got home from my mother's funeral, after I'd blocked the windows, I turned on
the tv. The news was full of men in suits, so I tore the cable wire out of the wall. Folks
in the country still have old TVs, and some of us haven't gotten around to replacing our
antennas with digital receivers. My television, free from the cable feed's flow of sound
and images, displayed a field of black and white static. For a moment.
Then, as I watched in horror, the multitude of faceless figures turned toward me in
unison, the white noise of their sea of alien voices rising in a shout of recognition. The
empty channel opened on an eternity of slender men in suits, all staring at me with
unspeakable hunger in their shapeless faces...
A few weeks ago, I let my mom borrow one of my cameras. She wanted to know how
to use the timer on it, and I couldn't remember how, so as she drove me home, I played
with it until I remembered, taking pictures of the road, etc.
The next day, I got so sick, I was out of my mind, completely incoherent. I actually
ended up staying with my mom a few days later, because I wasn't going to turn down
free food and a doting mother while I was sick. One night while there, I took my puppy
out for a midnight pee. All of a sudden, she flipped out (very unlike her, as she's usually
really submissive and quiet and just a little bit too needy) and started barking at
seemingly nothing. Then I saw him. A tall man, all dressed in black, slipping around a
corner and out of sight. All night I had dreams that I was video taping myself, and I kept
waking up in a cold sweat, thinking that it wasn't enough, that I needed to change the
tapes, that I needed to film from a different angle. It was really weird, and I was kind of
freaked out. The next day I took my dogs and went back to my place in the city.
Today, my mom brought back my camera. She's not computer-savvy enough to

download her own pictures, so everything was still in it, including the test pictures I
took, two weeks ago. Among them I found this:
Now I'm sort of hoping the constant stream of drunken bros lined up for the club across
the street will keep our slender friend at bay. Or at least he'll kill them all first... right?
Reverend Gnome posted:
There was nothing I could do. I tried to tear the arm away, but it felt like... like...
nothing I can describe. Touching it was like knowing what it's like to rot slowly away to
nothing from the inside out. Like surviving in an enternity of oily slick darkness, where
the only light is the glint of alien stars off the teeth of something rabid and wrong.
This is exactly the impression I had from being touched by the being in the dream I
described. You are an incredibly talented writer, by the way.
Likewise. My neighborhood has very widely spaced streetlights, with lots of trees here
and there, as well as an empty lot across the street with a dark line of trees at the far end.
Slenderman is the shadows under the trees. Slenderman is that brief moment before you
turn on the light when walking into a dark room, and the same moment when you leave.
Slenderman is the leaves you can hear skittering down the road, but are unable to see.
Slenderman wakes you up in the middle of the night and won't let you go back to sleep
because you can feel him watching you.
Not really a paranormal image, but definitely inspired by this thread... here's a
"decoration" that I put up at my house. I wonder what it will look like when the sun
goes down.
genesplicer posted:
Not really a paranormal image, but definitely inspired by this thread... here's a
"decoration" that I put up at my house. I wonder what it will look like when the sun
goes down.
You kind of make me sad. Who will educate the poor kids when the community finally
decides to lock you up for good?
My own lovely contribution. It originally had a reflection in the water, but I feel this
works better.
Also, I'm pretty sure that a fair amount of US goons remember the cartoons Tiny Toon
Adventures and Animaniacs. I was watching a clip of them on youtube and remembered
a recurring character named Mr. Skullhead. He was Slenderman all along.
Here's a (bad) screengrab of him. Considering Slenderman's affinity to children, it's

even more .
Don't ask what Mindy's doing there.
By the way.
A couple weeks ago I was driving from DC to Cincinnati, and if I find out which one of
you thought it was a good idea to put a Slender Man scarecrow up on Route 50 near
Athens I will kill you. I caught it at just the right moment to see it, get terrified, and go
"oh whew it's fake". Didn't help that it was right at dusk. It was just out by the road in
front of some trees and
oh god I hope it was a scarecrow
I sincerely apologize if this comparison has been made before, but I'm only on page 23.
This idea came to me suddenly and I had to get it out there. I've known about Green
Man for a long time, thanks to a UK friend and Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Man
I've been reading this thread for a couple of days now, and it has me
fascinated...especially since the reason I found out about it was from the Marble Hornets
videos. Small internet, I guess. Anyway, here's a little story I wrote about the origin of
our pal, the Slender Man.
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Long ago, in the mists of prehistoric Eurasia, the Green Man lived among the trees and
leaves. He loved those whose hearts were glad, and stayed near them. He especially
delighted in children, who were able to see him easily, while those who had given up
that sight had to call out his name at special times for him to appear to them. But he was
always there, just the same.
For many centuries, the Green Man lived alongside the people in peace and happiness.
He would often appear during festival times; their gay music and dancing he could not
resist.
During these times he would grant favors to those he found special. Most often these
were a prosperous harvest and a large family to bring it in.
Many travellers of lonely roads tell of meeting the Green Man. Being weary, they
would stop to rest. Suddenly one of them would notice an odd tree or shape among the
branches. Once seen, the Green Man would come forward and bow deeply to the
travellers. All who were in his presence felt gladness. He would refresh them with his
soothing branches and before they knew it, they were at their destination!
There are countless tales of the miraculous deeds of the Green Man. But not one
mentions what ultimately became of him. During the middle ages, churches carved
images of his face into their buildings. He was more and more often seen by the people
as an evil thing, something that did not fit into their daily lives. Still, during many
ceremonies he was named. He did not come often. The times he did come, he was of
lesser countenance than described by the grandfathers. He had a wilting, dying look,
which was trying to look upon. Those who still took counsel with him returned mad,
more often than not.
Just a quick render of Slender Man. What a victim might see right before they die. Isn't
that a pleasant thought?
Strikes me as too actively aggressive and well-defined for Slenderman. This is more
like...Venom, in a suit. v v
vvv Yup, I agree, it's not a bad drawing.
Early, early this morning, another all-night deadline crunch was interrupted by the
Slender Man.
This is a great picture, but I'm not sure I understand what's so scary about "Slender
Man."
I mean what's his angle? That he stalks you, or does creepy things? Thusfar I just see an
abnormally tall guy who has mildly retarded, squid-like tentacle arms.
What did I miss? Or are you guys just trying to create something that will get picked up
by the webnets?
Although, I will say, he would be creepy if he looked like "The Gentlemen."
At least I think they look kinda creepy.
edit- For clarification, I'm not trolling, I asked a few people I know and showed them
this thread, and it seems like only a handful of goons even find this dude remotely
creepy, or even intriguing. Everyone else just kinda shrugged it off and thought it was
retarded.
Maybe they're just desensitized or something?
It helps to sit alone in your basement (or your mom's, whatever) late at night, read this
thread with all the slenderman pictures, and then maybe check out the videos that were
posted as an offshoot of this thread over in the Marble Hornets thread.
It's more a suspension of disbelief thing. Part of the "scariness" of it is that there is no
real solid definition for what Slenderman is. He's different a little bit for everyone. I
think the only consistent "facts" about him are that 1) he's long and narrow in every
aspect, 2) is approximating human clothing, and 3) shows up goddamn everywhere in
creepy ways.
It's sort of a spooky madlib. What spooks you out? That's what Slenderman is/does.
For me, he's there late at night when I walk into a dark room just before hitting the
lights on. I keep expecting to flip the light on and there he is, just loving standing there,
right in front of me, waiting for who knows what, but oh my god I almost walked right
into him what the gently caress get outofhererunrunrunrun...
Do you ever get that feeling? That feeling like you're being followed, but whenever you
turn around there's no one there? I think that's him. That's what he does when he follows
you--he gives you that feeling. If you notice him, he notices you.
I see him outside of my house, now. At the windows. I close all of the blinds, but I
always look outside. He only comes at night, but I'm starting to see him in the daytime,
too.
I don't think his eyes are darkened. I think they're just... gone.
He follows me wherever I go. I see him at work, so I don't go there anymore. I see him
outside, not always but even when I don't, I always feel him there. I don't go outside
anymore. I don't go anywhere.
I love everyone's artwork for Slender Man. You guys are awesome.
I've been practicing designs for him for days, but this is the only one I drew digitally.
My sketched concept artwork comes out better than any finished piece I've done.
I'm going to keep tweaking my designs, but I felt compelled to share what I have so far.
Am I alone when I think of a monster, and get kind of disappointed that all it does to its
victims is kill them? Yeah, sure, it's scary-looking, but a person can kill you, too. But
something about monsters that I've always liked is that they evoke a deeper fear than
just that of death. Like they just snatch you away, and nobody ever sees you again.
Nobody knows where it is you are taken to, but nobody ever comes backs, and
everybody agrees it's generally a horrible place. And maybe in this place, you can't die.
And maybe you also don't need organs or skin or even a body, really, and that's why
yours has now been nicely wrapped up and hung in a tree.
I do suppose he's coming along.
I think the Slender Man takes the finger-bones of his victims and adds them to his own
hands, so his fingers get ever longer, thinner, and more flexible.
Better to catch you with, my dear.
Abandon All Hope posted:
This is a great picture, but I'm not sure I understand what's so scary about "Slender
Man."
I mean what's his angle? That he stalks you, or does creepy things? Thusfar I just see an
abnormally tall guy who has mildly retarded, squid-like tentacle arms.
I think he's a throwback to eerie childhood fantasies. Slederman's not necessarily a

threatening entity but he is unsettling in his perceived omnipotence and inhuman
qualities. When I see rinski's rendering I'm reminded of staying the night in my
grandmother's house in the country. She used to tell us stories about hermits and
demons that lived in the woods behind her fields. Sometimes we'd wander into the fields
and look into the trees for hours, waiting for movement, wondering if we were watching
something we couldn't see.
I really like rinski's drawing. It reminded me of the illustrations in the old book series
"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark."
I was just thinking, maybe it's time we had one of these...
JossiRossi posted:
Any way we can get the audio from people calling in to Coast to Coast? I'd be interested
to hear what people are saying. If they do a segment on it then I really want to know
when that would be as well.
Theres a service you can pay for to access all of the Coast To Coast AM show archives.
Here's a link to last night's show summary:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2009/11/06
"Nick, a 17-year-old from California, described the Slender Man -- a shadow man-type
figure, very thin, with unnaturally long limbs, and wearing a black suit. Nick likened his
appearance to Jack Skellington from the animated movie, The Nightmare Before
Christmas, and said his girlfriend had seen him once when she was young. According to
legend, the Slender Man seeks to kidnap children."
If I remember correctly, another 2 or 3 people also called to explain encounters with the
Slender Man as well.
Am I alone in not finding slenderman scary at all? I wish I could get scared reading
awesome stories like when I was a kid, but nothing seems to do it for me anymore.
SCARED by him? No, I've walked through many a dark, wooded area since this thread
cropped up and I've been perfectly fine.
I still find him AWESOME though. There is a careful distinction to be made there.
Well, we're all talking about creepy encounters and stuff. I went on Halloween with a
few friends to some supposedly "haunted" locations around town. One of them is some
abandoned facility out the outskirts of Indianapolis, allegedly it was once a mental
institution. Really weird place, it's even got a bunch of man-made tunnels underneath it,
connecting it to presumably other parts of the property. While in one of the rooms, I
was rooting through what was presumably a warden's stash of crazy people's journals. I
snatched up a few for creepy reading and finally just got into reading one of them.
And...it's kind of unsettling. Here's where it starts, I'll transcribe some more if you want.
It's a mix of almost illegible hand-written stuff and then cut-outs of articles or clips of
typed-up papers.
"As an avid researcher of the occult and paranormal, the reports of a tall, thin man had
once intrigued me. Once enthralled me. My lust, my craving for knowledge has now
been my undoing. I will share with you what I know so that maybe my family will see.
They will see!
If you are not strong of mind, if you are not prepared to deal with the gaze of the
unknown then stop. Stop! And if you go on, I hope you have a god to beg. I don’t. Not
anymore.
Where is he!
These are my notes, my findings. I have drudged them up from the the abyss, and I have
brought onto myself a monster. Please, this is your last chance to stop. To stop before
it…he…finds you. What will you bring to yourself?
What will you bring to me!
*****
18 JULY 1997
Small town – Middlefork, Kentucky. Several months ago, two young children, Leslie
Green and her brother Alan, disappeared while playing in the river. The mother, Annie,
said she suddenly did not hear the children anymore. The father, Terence, rose
immediately with a shotgun and headed off to find his children. This was mid-
afternoon. Annie would never see her family alive again.
JM: “Now, uh, Annie-“
AG: “Missus G-G-Green. You…it…he…y’all so high…”
JM: “High? Mrs Green, do you mean tall?”
AG: “Tall. He were so.”
JM: “Now, Mrs. Green, the police gave up on your claim. Or rather, just said Terence
had planned this all out. Had the children leave to meet him for a game then killed them
both and himself?”
AG: “Oh God, no no. No, God…no. Terence was such a kind boy. Only kept that gun to
ward off the pill poppers. He loved them children.”
JM: “I believe you, Annie. I want you, I need you to tell me what happened.”
AG: “After...after Terence left, it was hours. Much after dark. I hears a
clawing at the door. I don’t think too much of it, we gets the coons around here
sometimes. They smell a stew or food, try to get inside. But it jest kept goin.”
JM: “Then?”
AG: “It stops. For a minute then I hears it at the window. Now I’m afraid, I reckon it’s
not the coons. All…I see in the streetlight is a man. He were so tall…”
JM: “Was it your husband?”
AG: “No, no…Terence not so tall. This man…he were so slender, so thin. I see him try
to push the window, to break it. All a sudden, there’s the sound of a shotgun. I hear the
buckshot spray against the side of the house and the man in the light lopes away. I hear
the shotgun fire again. A pause, then two more times. Don’t hear it no more.”
JM: “Now, here’s why I’m on your side, Annie. Your husband and the kids, they
were…grotesquely mutilated.”
AG: (in tears) “I jest dun know what kinda man could do that to his fellow. The kids,
they was all cut up and strung in the trees. Terence, he were cut open. You could see
inside his body! His guts, his organs, they were all there. But they had all been cut off,
like someone had took them out then jammed ‘em back in!”
The transcript stops there, Annie gets hysterical, and the ward’s security has to sedate
her.
****
The story of the Greens interested me fiercely but nobody in the town was willing to
talk. That night, I called my children and wife. I told them how very much I loved them.
And I told them to lock the doors."
Also, just finished reading the whole thread.
I really like the Slenderman idea.
Don’t know how cannon it is but, with all the pictures we have seen of him with both
arms or tentacles, I keep imagining that he only has the tentacles.
I imagine that he just winds them about themselves so that they appear to be arms and
hands. When he wants to they just unravel.
Ie. Imagine your hand splitting down between each finger and then up to your shoulder
leaving 5 tentacle like appendages. This might explain the unnatural length.
I also like the idea of him actually wearing clothes roughly contemporary to the era in
which he is in (rather than it being skin) as a kind of mockery of us. Perhaps it amuses
him.
What materials those clothes are made from is another matter of course.
I prefer the idea of him not actually wearing the clothes. He's more chameleon like. He's
just trying to approximate the human form, but of course being as alien as he is to us, he
doesn't understand what the "important" features are or how to get them right, really.
Hence the lack of any real discernible facial features. And of course his motivations for
attempting to blend in are of course incomprehensible to us. Our minds cannot
comprehend his, and likewise his can't comprehend ours. His motivations are
unknowable.
By far the greatest thing about Slenderman is that he is whatever he needs to be to

whoever is thinking about him. There's not really any such thing as "cannon" when it
comes to Slenderman. He is what he must be.
GUYS
Forget what you thought you knew about The Slender Man. It's far worse than you
thought.
A couple hours ago, I was walking my dog Jenny. I live in a community that caters to
tourists during the summer, but is a complete ghost town the rest of the year. All the
buildings were dark. There wasn't a sign of life on the streets.
As we were walking along, I noticed that it was getting foggy. That wasn't that odd this
time of year. But when I heard the sounds of laughing children, I immediately knew
what was coming and started to run.
I ran faster than I ever ran in my life. Even Jenny couldn't get past me I was going so
fast. We were racing down the middle of the street heading for home.
Then he appeared.
Now pay attention because this is important. He didn't just shuffle into view. He turned
and was there.
He stood there before me, at least 15 feet in height. The black suit was there, but it
didn't look like clothing. It looked like it was part of his body. His face was not a face at
all, just slits where the eyes and mouth should be. But that wasn't the worst part. That
wasn't the part that led me to hurl my dog into his waiting tentacles. It was that his
body-his whole body-was undulating in the breeze. Undulating...
As soon as I got inside, I locked the door and stuffed every sheet and towel in the house
under all the doors. Even though I had just sacrificed my dog to save my rear end, my
mind was still reliving the horrible, mind-altering truth.
The Slender Man doesn't just stretch. He can flatten. He flattened himself so thin that I
couldn't see him from the side until he turned and faced me directly.
My doorbell rang but I just ignored it. gently caress you, it's my day off! I'm sleeping
in...
What?
Oh no oh no I'm not home!

But then my sister opened the door, Turns out, he had brought cookies!
Also, I've found out he does have a face.
Good God that is both adorable and horrifying at the same time.
I like the idea of his face being a smaller Slender Man, though, for when he really
doesn't want to put in the effort.
Further Mystery of the artist Josef Franz
Reuters
Historians and conservators working at the All Saints Monastery in Wittenburg have
come across documents that may explain part of the mystery surrounding artist Josef
Franz, while creating even more of a mystery. Josef Franz was a fifteen-year-old artist
in Wittenberg, considered by many to be an artistic prodigy. Just as he was becoming
widely famous, he disappeared, never to be heard from again. Now part of the story of
his whereabouts has been solved.
At the time of his disappearance he was working on a portrait for the local Bishop. The
painting was never finished. In the lower corner of the canvas, which was still blank, is
a crudely drawn multilimbed stick figure and the statement "Er Kennt Mich", which
translates into "He knows me". Documents uncovered last week at the monastery
indicate Franz was taken there for treatment as a "lunatic, possessed of demons, and
raving".
He was placed under the care of Brother Maynard, a monk healer at the monastery. Few
of Brother Maynard's documents survive. A leather folder was discovered containing
the few scraps that survive. The documents are badly burned, most are nearly
impossible to read. A few of the documents seem to refer to Franz. The talented artist
apparently requested parchment and painting supplies, which Brother Maynard gave
him, in hopes that his madness might subside.
The drawings done by Franz so disturbed Maynard that he began having trouble
sleeping. He describes vivid hallucinations and mentions the "Other visitor to Franz, the
one that waits below his window in the tower". He describes this unknown visitor as
"Wearing strange clothes, a black-and-white Jester's motley, though nothing about this
visitor would be considered a jest. He stares for hours at Franz's window, but none may
see his eyes. If one leaves the Monastery to ask after the visitor, he is not there. Even
the grass where he stood is undisturbed."
The visitor seemed to have disturbed Maynard nearly as much as Franz. Several
drawings by Franz from his time in the monastery show similar images to the one he
added to his painting of Martin Luther. The drawings that survive are also badly burned.
The text in the drawing roughly translates into "Who is he?" It appears that this visitor
was as unknown to Franz as he was to the monks of the monastery. Psychologist Lee
Magnus who examined the drawings pointed out that the very rough nature of these
drawings, coming as they do from a talented artist, may indicate severe mental problems.
The text in this drawing translates to "Why is he watching me?" Dr. Magnus
hypothesizes that the drawing of multiple limbs is indicative of Franz's decent into
madness.
While the discovery of this pouch of burned documents solves some of the mystery of
Josef Franz, it leaves an even greater mystery in its wake. Along with the burned
documents of Brother Maynard is a note from the abbot, Brother Wilhelm. He states
that Brother Maynard was becoming increasingly agitated as he worked with Franz.
Eventually one day he seemed to lose all composure, raving about the 'black-and-white
demon-man". He began to burn all his documents and scream that the devil had come to
All Saints Monastery. He was subdued by the other monks. They took him to the room
immediately next to Franz's, as its location in the tower would prevent his escaping
from the window and the heavy door could easily be locked.
As the monks left Brother Maynard, one said he heard strange sounds coming from
Franz's room. He described these sound as "The sound of a million ants, walking across
a sheet of metal foil, and the sound of wet leather being slowly wrung out by powerful
hands." When the monks opened the door of Franz's room, it was empty.
The window in the room was locked, and Franz could not have escaped from there in
any event, as the room he was in was 75 feet above the ground below. Any escape
attempt from the window would have killed him. Likewise, the door was locked, and
there was no chance of escape that way, as the only passage out of the tower led through
the monk's common room. Nobody had seen Franz come down, and the abbot concludes
that this is a mystery only Brother Maynard may understand. He also notes that many
clues to Franz's illness, as well as what happened to him may well have been in the
documents that Maynard burned.
The brothers collected the charred remains and presented them to the abbot for him to
investigate. The abbot's note states he has learned nothing from what remains, and
mentions in passing that he had noticed Maynard looking out the window on several
occasions. When asked, he would say he was looking at the black-and-white jester, but
none of the other monks would see him when they looked.
A search of the records indicates that Brother Maynard never regained his sanity, and he
died, raving, about two years after these events.
After dropping off a load of laundry building's basement laundry room, I stopped
outside to take a couple of pictures - it's a warm night for Michigan November, and I
really like taking long exposure night shots. The woods behind the apartment building
look nice when they're lit by the street lamps.
Anyway, the camera, an old digital Canon, didn't work right.
In these two, colored lines appeared. The light traces are just from me bouncing the
camera a little (I was holding it, not using a tripod). You can tell because the traces all
show the same pattern.
I took this next pair the same way, taking more care to hold the camera steady. The first
one is about like you'd expect - same error.
I don't have any editing software to rotate it properly. Sorry about that. The cars at the
right of these pictures are the same ones at the back of the previous two photos.
These next two were taken the same way. I changed no settings and did nothing
different.
again, same photo from the same position
The light traces can't be like the ones in the first pair. The sources don't match - they'd
have to have been moving differently to produce the effects they did, and in any case,
the cars would be totally blurred out if I'd moved the camera body that much over the
quarter-second exposure. I don't even begin to comprehend how the light movements
happened. There was nothing that my eye could pick up. Anyway, I thought of some of
the marble hornets videos, got a little shivery, and decided that getting inside and away
from the woods would be the best part of valor.
Then I decided to take a photo inside.

The living room:
The hall to my bedroom:
I'm really unnerved now. The camera will only take pictures like this. I'm hoping that
whatever caused the camera to freak out was a one time incident with lasting effects.
The other option is too scary to contemplate.
I didn't see the slenderman. I'm hoping not too.
I'm dreading going back out and down to the basement to get my laundry.
EDIT: I just took these tonight, and I'm only now looking at them closely. I don't know
whether I'm glad that I used the low quality setting or not. Larger images might mean a
better view of the woods. I'm trying to decide whether that would be a good thing.
When I was little, around 9 or 10 years old, I dreamed of a tall, slender man dressed in a
black suit and tie. Every night for weeks. I've always remembered the dreams, but I
never remembered the sleepwalking--my parents told me recently that I spent weeks
sleepwalking to their room, sitting at the foot of their bed, and muttering a quiet
conversation they couldn't decipher.
In the dreams, the tall man came to my house, tapped on my window, entered, and
killed my family. I watched as he bit off their heads, chewed them up with a ghastly
crunching sound, and swallowed with an audible gulp. He then grinned at me with his
bloodstained needle-teeth, and simply left.
I've read this whole thread and the Slender Man really taps into those childhood dreams.
I haven't gone outside in the dark since I started reading about it, except to go to work
and come home. I don't even look out the windows after dark. (And it gets dark so early
nowadays.)
So, a combination "good job" and "gently caress you for life" to everyone who has
posted pictures and stories. (Especially those photographs taken in the fog...oh god )
(This is actually true. In my dreams, he was called the Headman. He even drove a black
Lincoln Town Car with a vanity plate on the front that read "HEADMAN"--that's how
he gets to your house, drives right into the driveway with his snazzy car. The utter
ridiculousness of this lessens the terror of neither the Headman dreams nor the
associations my damned brain has made between the Headman and Slendy.)
And here's a little gift to show my appreciation for the thread. It isn't about the Slender
Man or the Rake, but they both inspired it.
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She awakes, moaning, damp hair clinging to her cheeks.
She struggles to catch her ragged breath, inhaling and exhaling deeply, as if to
physically expel the memory of her dream. None of this should be surprising by now;
every night brings a fresh nightmare, and every morning a desperate awakening. It’s just
that there seems to be so much damned variety in her dreams. After a lifetime of fitful
sleep visited by an ever-changing cavalcade of monsters, her only creative ability seems
to be dreaming up new horrors each night. Demons, dragons, Martians, serial killers,
deep sea creatures, beloved pets turned rabid, bizarre twists of mundane circumstance -
all have taken part in robbing her of restful sleep, for as long as she can remember.
She stumbles to the bathroom, turns on the light, and looks at her haggard reflection in
the large mirror - the dark circles around her eyes, the too-prominent cheekbones, the
pale skin - and whispers, no more. Please, no more.
The doctor gives her a prescription - a bottle of tiny white lozenge-shaped pills. Take
one just as you’re going to bed, he says, and you’ll sleep peacefully all night. If you
have any dreams, you probably won’t even remember them.
Gratefully, she swallows a tiny pill, chases it with cool water, and climbs into bed.
Her sleep is blessedly sweet and deep and dreamless; and if there are any dark things
scuttling around the edges of her consciousness, she does not notice them.
Be thankful for the demons, the dragons, the monsters that haunt your nightmares and
awaken you so suddenly. It may be that they are guardians, however fearsome, who
keep more monstrous things at bay. Perhaps it is during your most unguarded, your
most relaxed, your most serene and dreamless nights, that the dark scuttling things may
find their opportunity at last.
Found this online. Thought I'd share it with the rest of you.
I have making the commute to my school 200 times per year since 1991. My path takes
me through Moreno Valley, California. Right where the 60 meets the 215 there was a
huge nursery. When I first started working at the school the nursery was a nice going
venture. I even bought some plants there.
It went out of business about 15 years ago, and has set abandoned ever since. I have
watched it slowly decay over the intervening years. It has been a haven for the homeless
and a hangout for goths. A few years ago somebody cut a hole in the fence that
separates the property from the freeway.
Then somebody added an interesting quote:

I've seen this for the past year. Today, I decided to add something more:
And here's how it looks from the freeway:

This is single handedly one of the best supernatural mythos I've ever read. The only
problem is the dreams. They started out innocently enough, if it can be considered as
such. Walking down my street after going to the store for a late night pack of cigarettes
or random energy drink and on the way back home hearing twigs crack and fallen
leaves crunch underfoot but hearing it echo close behind as if I were being followed.
Looking over my shoulder I see him, just outside the ring of light from the street lamps.
He would just be standing there watching me, I would start to hear children giggling,
after a few tense seconds of staring I would simply turn around and break rear end back
to the house. I can deal with those dreams, my mind just combining my last few actions
of the day and the idea of one of most terrifying creatures imaginable.
Now my dream from Saturday night was truly excruciating. The night itself started
storming early that evening around 5:00 PM, normally not so bad but I’ve been reading
the thread and kept hearing the trees next around the house swaying in the wind and
occasionally scrapping the roof. Next thing I know there’s a loud tapping on the
windows on the side of my house, and my dog faces them and starts raising hell I throw
the blinds open and I see something, not sure if it was a tree or something else. What
could be called an act of sheer stupidity; I ran outside with nothing more than a
flashlight and hammer I went to investigate. Luckily enough it was just a tree that
decided that a dark stormy night was the best time to let loose it’s over abundance of
acorns on my house. After a quick smoke and cup of warm milk I decide to turn in for
the night.
Now I don’t typically remember my dreams to well but this one stands out in my mind
even after a couple days. The dream starts off with me in my hometown walking around
at dusk. I find myself walking to my old middle school. When I reach the front entrance
I stop dead in my tracks. The lights in the front lobby are off so I can’t see too far in. All
of a sudden I get a feeling of dread, hopelessness, and failure and the lights start to turn
on all over the school. As I stood there looking at my alma mater I realized what
happened. He came and got everybody. No child or member of faculty was left
untouched. There was blood everywhere and thin strips of flesh covering the walls and
floor. As I stood outside the doors I fell to my knees and started crying. Knowing that
even though I was aware of his existence only warning people would have created more
casualties. I think the most disturbing part is the sheer hopelessness that I felt at
knowing there was I could have done to help anyone.
Sorry for such a massive post but once I got started it was hard to stop.
If I lived within 100 miles of you I'd march right down there, steal the cutout, and use
heavy workboots to leave footprints trailing off into the forest.
Y'know. Because I care.
Mr. Fowl posted:
It's like white latex stretched over a human skull.
Also, you mentioned that Slenderman is stuck in your head. I can't imagine this is a
good sign, given the mythos. Have you been following Marblehornets?
Well I kind of imagine that it's sort of an illusion of a human cranium, if he turns his
head to profile and it's still flat, someone mentioned that the suit was a camouflage to fit
into the 'human world' and I sort of liked that.
Yeah, I've developed a fear of going trough the house when it's dark, I've been
following Marble Hornets for some time now. Didn't really know if I should post my
Slenderman pictures in the Marble Hornets thread, since most people seem to be
hanging in this thread to or not that interested in fan art for him.
ugh, slenderman...
I'm new to somethingawful, so I made the mistake of skimming through this thread and
looking at all the slenderman pics (again, ) late at night with the lights off.
So, today, I visited a client with dementia (I'm a social worker), and he kept telling me
"The Tall Man's comin'...", which apparently he repeats ad nauseum all day every day.
Holy crap, 46 pages down. What am I supposed to do with my evenings now?
I thought I was doing very well vis a vis: not freaking out about the Slender Man, until I
left my bedroom and came back to it this morning. Now, I have up at the moment a tall
drying rack with my laundry hanging down, which means a lot of black clothes, and an
unfortunately-positioned head-sized white towel hanging from the top. I think you can
tell where I'm going with this.
Came back upstairs with my cereal, opened my bedroom door, SLENDER MAN IN
MY BEDROOM.
I nearly had a heart attack. Hell, it even scared me in the next few moments, when I
opened my door again in full knowledge that the drying rack was right behind it.
This is your fault. I hate you all.
At least my nights are safe. I'm having the occasional Slender Man dream, but they're
not actually scary at all. I'm not someone being stalked by him. I am him, skating on the
fog and scaring the poo poo out of a lot of poor bastards with cameras. It's damned fun,
I tell you what.
Ensign_Ricky posted:
Ok, final version of my first trailer attempt. Feedback welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yllKi4KjLM
I like the font, but I can't help feeling it's a little too jaunty for a Slender Man movie.
Love the way it slides on screen, though. Can you make it slide off like that as well?
Using the Martin Luther picture kind of killed my suspension of belief. It's just such a
famous image, and so easy to find the un-shopped original. Which is a shame, because
the stuff it leads into with the kids' drawings and Josef Franz getting locked away is
awesome.
Having the music briefly die at "but the Slender Man remains" was really cool.
I'd love to see it with audio distortion and jumped frames, but I don't want to just say
"copy Marble Hornets". Sadly, what's justified in a handheld video camera tape
wouldn't make so much sense in a digitally created and polished trailer. Although those
things are caused by the almighty Slender Man...
...now I'm imagining a trailer uploaded with a spot of audio distortion and suchlike, and
a note in the sidebar saying that the upload keeps going screwy and so this is a
placeholder until you manage to get one working flawlessly.
But you never do. Because Slender Man likes to maintain creative input into
productions bearing his name.
I know this is kind of late and stupid but it gave me nightmares so I suppose it counts.
On Christmas Eve I was walking up to church with my family (The one time a year I
actually go) and since it had been several weeks since I stopped reading this thread, I
was cooling down a little. Then in the field outside my house I noticed a really tall thin
shape, with a white blob on top. None of my family members seemed to notcie, so I
eyed it pretty warily as we got closer.
Turns out someone on my street had built an 8-foot tall snowman, extremely thin and
with the shape of a creepy smile hacked into his featureless head.
Everyone thought it was creepy but I shat a brick. So than you GBS for ruining
christmas
I am but sad I didn't take a photo, as it was gone the next day...
It could just be me; but I'm starting to find that slender man isn't all that creepy lately.
Its like he is being stretched out too much. I think its more creepy just having the 6'5" -
6'11" well dressed suited faceless man. The more normal he appears at the weird places
is what makes it creepy. Like in Halloween movies where Myer's is just standing in
background still.
The art-work is cool people, it's just my 2 cents on the slender man concept.
Maybe it just isn't creepy because there's nothing really scary about some tall thing
dressed in a suit. Maybe if it showed some kind of pain, agony, sadness, had some
context, or was at least naked (to explain that some "paranormal" being wasn't really
going for a fashion statement) it would be a little creepy. Sorry to be Buzzkillian
McGee.
Over use, and lack of context have negated his creepiness. I was most freaked out not by
what I read here, but where my mind went from there.

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?

1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead.

1986, photographer: Mary Thomas, missing since June 13th, 1986.

Further inquiry to cease immediately.

ANTI-S WALKER UNIT to deploy to --Wichita--Kansas--

Luckily, my friend is coming over.

Splash Damage posted:

I've been following the signs for quite some time.

"Stela," the mother said, "lie in the circle."

Sorina could not; would not.

"It is your father," the knocker said.

"I don't believe you!" said Sorina.

"It is your sister," the knocker said.

"It cannot be!" said Sorina.

"Why?" wept Sorina.

1983, photographer unknown, presumed dead.

1986, photographer: Mary Thomas, missing since June 13th, 1986.

Coroner Patricia Clark did provide comment.

They say that monsters come only at night,

He hides on the fringes of your vision,

Before you know it your children are taken,

Suddenly, trapped in his grasp so tight,

Your children are crying though their eyes are removed,

He strikes and he cuts, your skin flays open,

Coincidentally I kind of hate poetry so sorry for the suck...

Photo: Henderson Horse Farm, 1954

From Dan Parks' report:

DAUTON: Ok Ted... go ahead

TED: (almost out of breath) It's on? Am I safe?

TED: The horses.... horses actin up... the horses...

DAUTON: What did you see?

DAUTON: Who had them?

DAUTON: You shot Judi?

TED: Saved her... saved her...

DAUTON: Did you shoot Tracy?

Tracy Henderson was never found.

I copy and pasted this from the wire copy,

INDEX: Mountains, Environment

New Discovery In Disappearance of Boy

This may or may not be related to the Slender Man mythos;

I first heard the story in 1983 while living in Arkansas.

This is where young Eldon Elliot joins the story.

Eldon watched in disbelief as his dreams went up in smoke.

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Slenderman is a cryptid created in mid-June 2009 by several forum-goers from the

He's coming for you.

Somebody compared it the Special Containment Procedures files.

(I'll try to add something to the SM mythos later)

January 28, 2009

January 31, 2009

TO: OPTIC NERVE HQ

FROM: FIELD AGENT *****, N.American branch

SUBJECT: RISING S.MAN REPORTS

E: oh, and don't ask how I know all of this

Male voice: Please say your name into the microphone.

Sarah: S..Sarah West. He’s going to (Inaudible) you know!

Male Voice: Who’s going to come back?

Male Voice: Who’s going to come back, Sarah?