Audition Monologues For The
Audition Monologues For The
Audition Monologues For The
HAROLD: Just you keep your eye on me for the next four weeks. It still
takes ten days for the instruments to arrive, but it takes four weeks for
the uniforms. And instruction books! I have a revolutionary new
method called the Think System where you don’t bother with notes.
When the uniforms arrive, they forget everything else – at least long
enough for me to collect and leave. Oh, this is a refined operation, and
I’ve got it timed right down to the last wave of the brakeman’s hand on
the last train out of town
CHARLIE COWELL: All right, if you’re all through I’ll tell you about
Harold Hill. Never saw him in my life but I know this much – he’s giving
every one of us a black eye! After he’s worked a town over, the next
salesman to arrive gets automatically tarred and feathered and rode out
to the city limits on a rail. Because in order to sell band instruments, and
uniforms, and instruction books, he has to guarantee to teach the kids to
play. And to form them kids into a band! With himself as the leader! He
don’t know one note from another, and he can’t tell a bass drum from a
pipe organ!