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David Malkovich and the Mean Ostrich
A Fairy Tale
by Puni
Once upon a time there was a friendly boy called David

Malkovich. He was on the way to see his Morwenna Rockatansky,
when he decided to take a short cut through Snotchester Forest.
It wasn't long before David got lost. He looked around, but all he
could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his
favourite toy, George, but George was nowhere to be found!
David began to panic. He felt sure he had packed George. To
make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.
Unexpectedly, he saw a mean ostrich dressed in a purple

waistcoat disappearing into the trees.
"How odd!" thought David.
For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the

peculiarly dressed ostrich. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of
the forest.
Eventually, David reached a clearing. In the clearing were two

houses, one made from peas and one made from jelly babies.
David could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did
nothing to ease his hunger.
"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"
Nobody replied.
David looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it

would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it
would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be
considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd
fitting, in a time of need.
A cackle broke through the air, giving David a fright. A witch

jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a
cage. In that cage was George!
"George!" shouted David. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"
The witch just shrugged.
"Give George back!" cried David.
"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.
"At least let George out of that cage!"
Before she could reply, the mean ostrich in the purple waistcoat
rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the cleaning.
"Hello Big Ostrich," said the witch.
"Good morning." The ostrich noticed George. "Who is this?"
"That's George," explained the witch.
"Ooh! George would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!"

demanded the ostrich.
The witch shook her head. "George is staying with me."
"Um... Excuse me..." David interrupted. "George lives with me!

And not in a cage!"
Big Ostrich ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked
the witch.
The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be
entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front
door."
Big Ostrich looked at the house made from jelly babies and said,
"No problem, I could eat an entire house made from jelly babies if
I wanted to."
"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front
door and I'll let you have George."
David watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to

give George to Big Ostrich. He didn't think George would like
living with a mean ostrich, away from his house and all his other
toys.
Big Ostrich put on his bib and withdraw a knife and fork from his
pocket.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Big Ostrich. "Just you watch!"
Big Ostrich pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made
from jelly babies. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for
more.
And more.
And more.
Eventually, Big Ostrich started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger
at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of jelly babies, he grew to
the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.
"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Ostrich.
Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no

longer balance!
"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.
Big Ostrich never finished eating the front door made from jelly
babies and George remained trapped in the witch's cage.
"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to keep George."
"Not so fast," said David. "There is still one front door to go. The
front door of the house made from peas. And I haven't had a turn
yet.
"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My
rules."
The woodcutter's voice carried through the forest. "I think you
should give him a chance. It's only fair."
"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw what happened to the ostrich.
He won't last long."
"I'll be right back," said David.
"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I

thought you wanted George back."
David ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. He

came back to the clearing and started a small camp fire.
Carefully, he broke off a piece of the door of the house made from
peas and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled
just a little, he took a bite. He quickly devoured the whole piece.
David sat down on a nearby log.
"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed to eat the
whole door."
"I haven't finished," explained David. "I am just waiting for my food
to go down."
When David's food had digested, he broke off another piece of
the door made from peas. Once more, he toasted his food over
the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. He ate it at a leisurely
pace then waited for it to digest.
Eventually, after several sittings, David was down to the final

piece of the door made from peas. Carefully, he toasted it and
allowed it to cool just a little. He finished his final course. David
had eaten the entire front door of the house made from peas.
The witch stamped her foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!"
she said. "I don't reward cheating!"
"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the woodcutter. He walked
back into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little boy won fair
and square. Now hand over George or I will chop your broomstick
in half."
The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and

placed it behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the door of the
cage.
David hurried over and grabbed George, checking that his

favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, George was unharmed.
David thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and

hurried on to meet Morwenna. It was starting to get dark.
When David got to Morwenna's house, his threw her arms around
him.
"I was so worried!" cried Morwenna. "You are very late."
As David described his day, he could tell that Morwenna didn't

believe him. So he grabbed a napkin from his pocket.
"What's that?" asked Morwenna.

David unwrapped a doorknob made from jelly babies. "Pudding!"
he said.
Morwenna almost fell off her chair.
The End

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David Malkovich and the Mean Ostrich

Once upon a time there was a friendly boy called David

Unexpectedly, he saw a mean ostrich dressed in a purple

"How odd!" thought David.

For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the

Eventually, David reached a clearing. In the clearing were two

"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"

David looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it

A cackle broke through the air, giving David a fright. A witch

"George!" shouted David. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give George back!" cried David.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let George out of that cage!"

"Hello Big Ostrich," said the witch.

"Good morning." The ostrich noticed George. "Who is this?"

"That's George," explained the witch.

"Ooh! George would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!"

The witch shook her head. "George is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." David interrupted. "George lives with me!

David watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to

"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Ostrich.

Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no

"I'll be right back," said David.

"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I

David ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. He

David sat down on a nearby log.

Eventually, after several sittings, David was down to the final

The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and

David hurried over and grabbed George, checking that his

David thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and

"I was so worried!" cried Morwenna. "You are very late."

As David described his day, he could tell that Morwenna didn't

"What's that?" asked Morwenna.

Morwenna almost fell off her chair.

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