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[ From my desk ]
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here’s a certain dread grandmother’s Christmas pudding.
that comes with fire Like Pip Johnson, Pat Bigham and
season if you live Tara Paulsen (see page 26) – and,
in a bushfire zone. I suspect, many of the six million
It’s watching the Aussies who volunteer – Uncle
undergrowth become so dry it Drew says he loves the team effort
crackles. It’s days when the heat and, despite the horrors of Ash
rising under your feet makes you Wednesday, Black Saturday and
feel like the land is breathing and the more than 50,000 bushfires
how the hairs on the back of your that occur each year in Australia,
neck stand up when the wind the satisfaction of contributing to
swings north. If volunteering his community. As 2017’s bushfire season ramps up,
Growing up on the rural fringe, I remember is on your list I want to take this moment to tell them all how
Mum teaching me to drive the car, aged 10. If of New Year’s grateful I am and how much I respect what they do.
the bushfire threat was too great, I knew my job resolutions, This issue is full of people I admire, from the
was to pack the photo albums, load up the dogs find ideas and resilient survivors of the Granville rail disaster
and get my little brother out. There were the opportunities at (page 72) to the bright, brave and brilliant Tim
years we evacuated and the time we had to drain volunteering Minchin (page 38). And the indomitable Ita
the neighbours’ swimming pool to fill the tanks australia.org Buttrose (page 56), who has been an inspiration
on the Country Fire Authority’s truck. There was to so many women in the media. She took time to
the year one of the cars started rolling down the mentor me as a junior editor and has never shied
hill and we local kids had to jump in and haul on away from telling me when I should set my bar
the handbrake. The fireys would rush from their higher. She took me out for lunch when I got this,
homes or work in their civvies to meet the truck my dream job. I applied my lipstick carefully, sat
at the fire site, hastily abandoning their cars on up straight and watched my manners (as one does
our old dirt road. with Ita), but it meant the world to me. Like the
The most memorable, though, was the day rest of the country, I hold her in high esteem and
Mum told me to ring Dad at work and tell him with great affection. Happy 75th birthday, Ita,
to come home as a line of flames raced up the hill and to all who inspire us, thank you.
towards us. I recall listening on our old landline,
coughing in the smoke, as the receptionist
explained that my Daddy was “a very busy man,
dear”. At that moment, the fire got to the shed,
Mum yelled and I politely said down the phone Kim Doherty
that the house was burning down and could Dad Editor-in-Chief
please call back when he was out of his meeting. Email me at
That poor woman! [email protected]
My childhood is littered with memories of
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contents
January 2017
On the cover 68 Thailand’s royal feud: the
12 My Aussie heart: Nicole Thai royal family is in turmoil
Kidman “My four kids, Keith and 72 Tracks of our tears: memories
our happy, hectic life” of Granville, 40 years on
20 Exclusive: James Packer’s 82 Wind beneath her wings:
ex reveals: How I went from Ella Havelka, The Australian Ballet’s
millionaire to a homeless shelter first indigenous company member
32 The secret life of Melania 86 Secret surgery guru: “I know
Trump who’s had work done”
38 Tim Minchin: the thinking
woman’s crumpet
90 The Crown: behind the
scenes of an extraordinary TV 76
56 Happy 75th birthday, Ita series about the Queen
Buttrose: “I’m not done yet!” 98 Humour: Amanda Blair
62 True crime: mass murder is feeling plucky
in an outback pub 174 Jackie Kennedy: the new
76 Author’s choice: the must- biopic already creating Oscar buzz
read books for summer
Fashion & Beauty
120 How to lose weight, forever:
Dr Joanna’s trusted diet plan 102 Havana heat: Cuban- 12
132 Relax! 30 pages of
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inspired fashion
delicious, easy recipes 108 Workshop: add a touch of
195 Bumper puzzles special glamour with the latest sunglasses
209 Your stars in 2017
Up front
111 Curvy style: fashion finds
for shapely figures
112 Beauty: home spa treatments
32
5 Editor’s letter: from the desk 116 Beauty news and
of The Weekly’s Kim Doherty The Pretty List
11 Open line: readers’ letters
26 In the firing line: the brave Health
female firefighters risking their lives 126 Ask the doctor: readers’
44 Riding life’s waves: world health questions answered
champion surfer Tyler Wright’s 128 Health news
magnificent triumph 130 Time for a digital detox:
50 On love and loss: Gloria should you disconnect for a while
Vanderbilt and Anderson Cooper for your health?
164 102
Food & Home
132 Barbecue dinners: stay out
Regulars
170 Clippings: get the children
140
of the kitchen with al fresco dining excited about gardening
138 Wedges and fries: six 173 Home hints: handy tips
ways with a family favourite 176 What’s on: must-see shows,
140 Julie’s summer stone fruit: movies, events and exhibitions
sweet and juicy seasonal fruit 178 Reading room: latest books
146 Christmas leftovers: creative 182 Money: the pros and cons of
ideas for pork, ham and more buying apartments off the plan
152 Lamington pops: have fun 186 Travel: Discover Canada
on Australia Day with frozen treats in the footsteps of the Duke and
154 Fresh & fast summer Duchess of Cambridge
dinners: no-fuss holiday cooking 190 Cruising: the best river
160 Cake of the month cruises for 2017
162 Quick bites: the latest in 192 Travel news: great escapes
foodie news and trends and terrific deals
163 Ask the experts: magic 195 Bumper puzzles special:
meringues without eggs 12 pages of brain-teasers and
164 Vintage reno: a run-down quizzes just right for holiday funn
209 Astrology special: what’s in
171
Victorian home is transformed
169 Home style: easy pieces to your stars for 2017? Discover yo our
add retro charm to your home bird spirit and all the highs and
171 Home shopping: enjoy a lows for the coming year
stylish outdoor summer 218 Family matters: despite a
fridge full of food, Pat McDermo ott
has nothing to eat
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here is a little noise that
Nicole Kidman emits
when deep in conversation:
something between a sigh
and an “ah” that comes out
as a soft “wah” and signifies intensity
of emotion, accompanied by a tilt
back of the head or a swipe of a palm
on her brow, her russet curls scraped
back today in a topknot.
Her complexion, which can be
bloodless on screen, is flushed a wild rose
by the late Nashville summer; perhaps
glowing a little pinker through the force
of maternal passion. For she is trying to
persuade me to get pregnant. “Come on,
please, have that baby!” she begs, leaning
in close, her eyes flashing with mischief.
“Babies bring so much joy. Wah!”
Nicole is so far from her image as the
regal redhead, a vision of intimidating
stature who, I admit, I expected to be a
little pinched. In an old AC/DC T-shirt
and jeans, she is hanging out at home
(admittedly, a stately Tennessee mansion
set around a pool), with Sunday, eight, »
and Faith, six, her daughters with career. Her latest film, Lion, which After more than 15 years in Los
country singer Keith Urban, has garnered her a Golden Globe Angeles – she was married from 1990
capitalising on the last of their nomination for best supporting actress, to 2001 to Tom Cruise, with whom
holidays before launching into is the perfect case in point. A powerful, she adopted Isabella and Connor, now
a hectic US film schedule. emotionally charged drama, Lion is 24 and 21 – Nicole moved to low-key
We talk in her slate grey-painted about a five-year-old Indian boy, Saroo Nashville in 2006 “to have a life” with
office hung with framed maps, a break Brierley, who accidentally boards a her second husband, Keith. Sunday
in a day in which she appears to be train and becomes lost in Kolkata was born in 2008 when Nicole was
knee-deep in domesticity. Sunday, before being adopted by an Australian 41, and Faith was born two years later
who is suffering a cold, peeps her couple. The story is about the power to a surrogate mother. Since then,
head out from behind the doorframe. of maternal love in all its forms, from she has eased her foot a little off the
“She’s very shy. How is your ear natural to adoptive motherhood and career pedal, but “I couldn’t give up
feeling?” Nicole says, tenderly. “And all myriad variations in between. everything creatively because that
your throat? A little bit sore? Okay, “For me, mothering brings me would cause a frustration inside of
gargle with a little bit of salt water.” enormous joy,” says Nicole, 49. me. I’m still battling with it all.”
Nicole has a sensitivity to others “I love mothering. I just have a strong To reconcile her warring urges, the
that quickly comes to the fore. “As my maternal pull, as does my sister Kidman-Urban clan stick together,
husband says, I’m ‘deeply maternal’.” Antonia, and I’m also the eldest child going on Keith’s tours whenever
She laughs as if this is the mother of in my family, who I always think takes possible and accompanying Nicole
all understatements. “I like to take care on that caretaker personality.” on shoots with a travelling tutor. The
of people. It brings me a lot of joy.” In fact, Nicole says, motherhood family’s recent gypsy wanderings have
is an integral part of who she is. “I included a stay in Marrakesh while
Caretaker personality was the girl that always wanted the Nicole was shooting Queen Of The
If you are looking to understand white picket fence and everything that Desert, Werner Herzog’s biopic of
Nicole Kidman, then perhaps comes with that,” she explains, her explorer Gertrude Bell. They also
motherhood provides the most soft Australian accent in full bloom. decamped to London in the northern
powerful clue. It is, she says, central “I just have an incredibly complicated autumn of 2015 for the theatrical run
to her most important perceptions inner life, an imaginary, creative life. of Photograph 51, in which she played
about herself, her life and even her And those two things can collide.” biochemist Rosalind Franklin, whose
have,” Nicole says of Lion. “It was Sydney, she had decided to become ‘What?’ You look at Taylor Swift,
like a love letter to all my children, an actor by 14, a career her mother I mean how old is she? She’s 26. I had
Sunday and Faith as well as Bella worried she was too thin-skinned two kids by the time I was 27 and I’d
and Connor. I think it’s beautiful and for. Her big break came at 22, in been married for four years. But that’s
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powerful, like poetry. It’s all about the thriller Dead Calm, catapulting what I wanted.”
unconditional love, for me. Obviously, her into a leading role opposite Nicole had a solid acting career
I am an adoptive mother, so the strength Hollywood’s young gun Tom Cruise throughout her marriage to Tom, but
of that relationship is what I related to. in Days Of Thunder: the pair married it was not until their break-up, shortly
“There’s a line in the film where my when she was just 23 and adopted after a miscarriage, that she showed
character, Sue Brierley, says, ‘I want Isabella and Connor after Nicole the world her true range. Grieving and
your mother to see how beautiful suffered an ectopic depressed, her turn as Virginia Woolf
you are’. She holds her adopted pregnancy. “I was so in The Hours landed her the Best
son’s face as she says that and,, young when I got Actress Oscar in 2003.
to me, that is unconditional married,” she says. Could she have burrowed so deeply
love in its purest form, the mosst “I look back now into Woolf’s tortured spirit if she had
pure form of mothering that aand I’m like, not herself been suffering? “I don’t »
there is. There are adoptive
mothers, biological mothers
... whatever the mother
relationship is, the central
idea is that as a mother you
want your child to be loved.
I love that.
“Motherhood is about the
journey. There are going to be
incredible peaks and valleys,
whether you are an adopting
mother or a birth mother.
What a child needs is love.”
Big break
Nicole always saw herself as a
young mother. Growing up in ole with Lion co-stars Dev Patel (left) and Sunny Pawar (above).
Nico
TZIPORAH WEARS BEME TOP AND JEANS. THESE IMAGES HAVE BEEN RETOUCHED. NEWSPIX.
of billionaire James Packer – but it all came crashing down and she ended up
penniless, living in a homeless shelter. Known as Tziporah Malkah since her
embrace of Judaism, she talks to Susan Horsburgh about James’ impossible
proposal and how homelessness can happen to anyone.
I
n a Melbourne homeless shelter, How had she fallen so far? In the reputation and essentially cast her out
Tziporah Malkah sits on a 1990s, as Kate Fischer, she had been of Australia. She fled to Los Angeles
single mattress in a bleak room a darling of the Sydney social pages – and tried to get an acting career off
no bigger than a prison cell, the fun, feisty model and actress who the ground, embracing her Jewish
remembering the day she had won the heart of billionaire James faith and changing her name along the
moved in. With a fridge by the bed Packer – but she was used up and spat way, but eventually fell in love with a
and cigarette burns on the sofas, it out by the celebrity machine when the man who embezzled all her money –
hardly felt like home, but it was better pair broke up in 1998. By September a man who, she subsequently found
than sleeping on the street, and she 2011, she sat alone in that cold, out, was married with a child.
had nowhere else to go. “I didn’t come institutional room, with nothing. Tziporah was already on a spiritual
out of my room for three days,” she The story of how she came to be quest, but her lover’s betrayal forced
recalls. “I just sat there and cried.” there is extraordinary – and one she a brutal moment of reckoning and,
Tziporah remembers the terror and hasn’t told until now. The way she sees ultimately, her reinvention. Now 43,
hopelessness, but most of all the shame. it, her split with James destroyed her she says, “I had to grow up.”»
“ I didn’t
come out
of my
room for
three
days. ”
at 15 and millionaire at 17, she had and many women, especially mothers Tziporah had been living there for
had a wild ride even before she in low-paid occupations, retire with a couple of months when a woman
became engaged to James Packer at perilously little superannuation. she’d befriended told her she looked
22, but Tziporah says she missed out “We’re just faded flowers,” she just like Kate Fischer. Knowing she
on a lot of life lessons, which meant says. “We’re not what society deems could be stalked by paparazzi,
she had to learn them 20 years later exciting anymore. We’re washed up she felt it only fair that her fellow
than most. “I had to go through it and no one cares.” residents knew who she was, so
– having the crappy job and the car When Tziporah moved into the she came clean. “That says a lot
that doesn’t always start … that shelter, she spiralled into depression about the integrity of those women
teenage stage of being angry with and was put on medication. Sharing because they could have rung the
everybody,” she says. “But it’s hard a kitchen with 36 strangers, she media and sold that for $10,000
to do it in your late 30s because says, you couldn’t leave a potato and they didn’t,” she says. “They
people expect more from you.” unattended without it being stolen – knew I was suffering, too.”
PHOTOGRAPHY BY JAMES GEER. TZIPORAH WEARS MAGGIE T TOP, PANTS AND SCARF.
sold for “two and a bit” million part of Beverly Hills, making her to let me be who I am,” she says. “Just
(“I can’t really remember”), and kitchen kosher, dressing modestly someone who loves me.”
a $250,000 cash payout. from neck to toe, and keeping the For the past few years, though,
She left the country and James was strict rules of the Jewish Sabbath. Tziporah has kept to herself and
photographed just days later, cavorting In 2011, a businessman she had concentrated on the humbling, often
on the beach with Jodhi Meares, whom been dating for two years offered to painful work of growing up. She’d like
he later married. Tziporah took acting invest her nest egg, but kept making to manage her emotions better and
classes in LA, but says she couldn’t excuses when she asked about it. stop seeking solace in food, but says,
work because James cast such a long Eventually, she discovered he had “I feel like it’s going to be an auspicious
shadow: not only was her reputation taken all her money and already year”. In hindsight, Tziporah sees her
trashed by the $10 million rumour, he had a wife and child. dark, homeless period as the education
owned a chunk of movie distributor “Judaism is a psychological religion she had to have. “Maybe,” she says,
Village Roadshow. “In LA,” she says, and I’d started to realise I needed to “it’s time for me to graduate.” AWW
“they’re not going to go with the grow up,” she says. “If I didn’t start
woman who just pissed off the boss.” processing my past, it would always To assist Women’s Housing Ltd
It felt like punishment. “He was come back to bite me. If I was going help women in need of somewhere
used to getting his own way,” says to start again, I had to start from the to stay, donate at givenow.com.au/
Tziporah, “and the fact he couldn’t bottom ... with clean money.” womenshousingltd. If you or someone
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at Bigham is not afraid of fire. PHOTOGRAPHY they rest their heads on the pillow, knowing the
She’s not afraid of heat so searing it NICK CUBBIN phone could ring at any time, not knowing what
snatches the breath from your lungs. may confront them on the other end of the line.
She’s not afraid of darkness in the “When the pager beeps, life as we know it
middle of the day from smoke so stops and we focus on the CFA [Country Fire
thick you can’t see your hand in front of you. Authority],” says Pat. “Everything else can wait.”
And she’s not afraid of running into the teeth of
a firestorm when everyone else is running away. On red alert
“Having been through Ash Wednesday and While millions of us will pack up the car and
Black Saturday, I know there’s no point worrying. flock to Australia’s glorious beaches during the
Mother Nature will do what she chooses and summer holidays, spare a thought for Pat Bigham
we’ll just deal with whatever comes our way,” and her “firey” friends, as she lovingly calls them,
says the 68-year-old chicken farmer from volunteer firefighters from all walks of life and
Victoria’s Yarra Valley. “What will be will be.” every corner of Australia, who will spend their
It’s a mantra Pat and many other volunteer summer days on tenterhooks, breathing a sigh
firefighters repeat every summer evening when of relief as each fire-free day ticks over. »
All fired up –
(from left) Pip
Johnson, Pat
Bigham and
Tara Paulsen.
MAIN IMAGE: PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK CUBBIN. OTHER IMAGES COURTESY OF PAT BIGHAM AND USED WITH PERMISSION.
CFA” when she met and write in my diary,
her husband, Don, a or tell the dogs about
CFA volunteer, 50 my day – dogs are
years ago. Both Don good listeners!” she
and the CFA have says, laughing.
been her lifelong “Then, once I’ve
loves ever since. got it out, I get on
After picking up her with the next task
first water hose, she at hand. That’s the
quickly earned a reputation for being as tough
as nails at the fire front and a voice of comfort
“ only way I’ve lasted in this game – if you dwell
on things, you don’t last.”
back at the station. Subsequently, she was The Pat says it’s the community connection and
hand-chosen by CFA management to roll
out a cutting-edge welfare program, known
brigade camaraderie that has kept her involved. “It’s a
family. We look after one another, on or off the
then as Critical Incident Stress, to support is a fire ground. If a CFA family is going through a
volunteers and their families.
Pat is part of a team of experienced firefighters
family, tough time, we’ll pitch in and do what we can
to help. It’s about our communities looking after
which provides welfare, support, counselling, beside one another and that’s a wonderful thing.”
a shoulder to cry on and a cup of tea during
times the firefighters might be doing it tough.
you in Last year marked Pat’s first summer in more
than 35 years not spent on the back of a truck,
“My role now is to help the fireys debrief and good but she wouldn’t think twice about putting her
process it all, and help them with the top-of-mind
issues straight after an incident,” she says. “People
and hand up again if the call came. “I’d have no
hesitation in pulling out the hose and heading to
process what they see in different ways – some bad. ” the front-line if I was needed, not for a second,”
bottle it up, others let it out. We teach self-care she says. AWW
and resilience to our brigades. It’s not just about
what happens at a fire or an incident, but also If you’d like to volunteer for an active or support role
taking care of our people and their wider family. with the CFA, visit cfa.vic.gov.au/volunteer-careers.
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From cramped flat to $135 million
triplex, Melania Trump poses in her
home atop Trump Tower, New York.
[ First Lady ]
Who is
Melania
Trump?
William Langley heads to the tiny town in
Slovenia where Melania Trump was raised
to find out the truth about the former model
who is America’s new First Lady.
O
n a wintry day in triplex atop Trump Tower,
1986, a teenage girl Manhattan’s glitziest skyscraper.
with wide eyes, high “It does seem unbelievable,”
cheekbones and long says Melania’s childhood friend,
legs left the small Mirjana Jelancic, 47, now
town she had grown up in and took headmistress of the town’s junior
the snowy road to the big city. school. “But when you know
Only to discover that Ljubljana, Melania, it’s perhaps not as
the picturesque but sleepy capital unbelievable as it seems. She was
of Slovenia, was nowhere near a remarkable girl and was raised
big enough. Soon, Melanija Knavs, with strong values, and always
now an aspiring model, was encouraged to believe in herself.
heading for Milan, then Paris and Both her parents gave her that.
on to New York where, adorned I remember she would never
in a $200,000 Dior wedding gown come out with the rest of us in
and her name changed to Melania the evening until she had finished
Knauss, she would become the third her homework or the jobs her
wife of controversial billionaire mother had given her. She was
and President-elect of the United very passionate, emphatic, about
States, Donald Trump. everything she did and she would
A sense of wonderment hangs never give up until she had
over the town Melania left behind. achieved what she set out to do.”
Snuggled into the bend of a river, Melania was born in 1970
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“ The old
Melania
had ceased
to exist.”
of going abroad and becoming a
model, but we were just kids growing
up in the middle of nowhere and no
one took it seriously.”
Except, perhaps, Melania herself,
who did well enough at school to
win a place at a design college in
Ljubljana, 85km away. The Knavs
girls were growing up fast – with
Melania, particularly, now an eye-
catching beauty – and the family was
improving its modest lot. Viktor had
a new job selling car parts, which he
supplemented as a chauffeur. With
the extra money, he was able to rent
a small flat for his daughter on the
outskirts of the capital.
While almost everyone in Sevnica
speaks highly of Melania’s mother,
Amalija, who eventually worked
her way up from the production
line to become a pattern designer,
Viktor is intriguingly portrayed as
a faintly Trump-like figure – a wheeler-
FROM FAR LEFT: The
industrial climes of
Sevnica, Melania’s
home-town; the flats
her family lived in;
her parents Viktor
and Amalija. BELOW:
The first known
modelling shots of
Melania, taken by
Stane Jerko in 1987.
dealer whose full-on personality move, at 16, to Ljubljana. From this student friends, in a bar in the
and outspokenness often work to point on, the story of her life takes city’s historic centre. “She stood out,”
his detriment. on a haze of uncertainty. She enrolled he remembers. “The others were
Documents recently emerged in a course in architecture and design, having drinks and being a bit crazy,
showing Viktor had been a paid-up and while there is no reason to doubt but she was just calm and beautiful,
member of the Communist Party – that she was a capable student, and seemed maybe a bit lonely,
somewhat to the embarrassment of she was clearly subject to serious so I spoke to her and we hit it off
the Trump campaign – although no distractions. Her official CV states and started dating.
one in Sevnica suspects him of having that she obtained a degree from “It was really nice. A lot of kids,
much interest in politics. the University of Ljubljana, but when they first leave home, enjoy the
“All sorts of people were in the investigative journalists Bojan Požar freedom, but Melania was incredibly
Party because it got you perks,” says and Igor Omerza, authors of a book close to her family, especially her
Sevnica’s affable Mayor Srecko Ocvirk on Melania, have revealed she actually mother, and I think she missed them.
at his riverside office. “You could dropped out after her first year. We just did nice things, rode around
travel more easily and get deals done. What happened? Most likely, on my scooter, sometimes went to
There’s no real significance to it. Melania had started to discover the discos. She wasn’t really a party girl.
They’re a nice family. They still have power of her looks. Tall, strikingly In fact, she was quite serious-minded
a house here and we’re very proud featured and exquisitely proportioned, and it was obvious that she wanted
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of them. Especially Melania.” she was already earning small fees to get on and out into the world. I’d
Indeed, the down-on-its-luck town for appearing in magazine love to see her again.”
has hopes of cashing in on the White advertisements for shampoo The relationship ended after less
House connection, by inviting and make-up. And she had than six months, when Peter was
Melania and her husband to visit. “I embarked on her first proper called up for military service. By
have to be honest,” says Srecko, 47. romance. The lucky man the time he got back to Ljubljana,
“I was at school with Melania, too, was Peter Butoln, now 47 Melania was gone.
and to my shame I can’t remember and working as a public In fact, the old Melania had ceased
her at all. Now, I want to meet relations executive in to exist. A year after her arrival
her badly. There aren’t that many Ljubljana. Peter says he in Ljubljana, she had been talent
reasons for people to come here, first spotted Melania spotted by a well-known Slovenian
so if the Trumps paid a visit, it with a group of photographer, Stane Jerko, who helped
would help us attract tourists.” her build a portfolio of professional
With a population of barely modelling shots. Now convinced that
5000 and a not-too-healthy her future lay on the catwalks of the
economy, Sevnica sees Melania world’s fashion capitals, she changed
not just as a home-town girl her name from its original Melanija
made good, but as an inspiration Knavs to the apparently more
to others. “This is an insular sophisticated Melania Knauss and
place,” says cafe manager Ana began to look for work abroad.
Peša, 28, who organised the town’s According to Bojan Požar and Igor
US election night party. “So she’s Omerza, it didn’t come as quickly as
a wonderful example, especially she hoped. While there was no doubt
to young women, of how you about Melania’s beauty and poise, she
can go out into the real world struggled to master the “natural look”
and become somebody.” designers cherish. Even after she finally
Melania’s first step into this made it to Milan and Paris in the early
real world came with her ’90s, her work stayed mostly in print. »
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number he would give me. If it was a think she will have changed that much on a terrace, ate veal escalope and
business number, what is this? I’m not from the girl we knew. Wherever you wild blueberries, and as they were
doing business with you!” go in life, your past stays with you. leaving Donald was heard to ask,
Instead, he gave her all his numbers “Her friends here still think nicely “Is this place for sale?” AWW
– office, home, mobile, private jet – of her and hope she’ll come back and
and pleaded with her to call when see us one day.”
she could. A few days later, after a The town is planning a celebration
modelling assignment in the Caribbean, party for President
she called. They were married in 2005 Trump’s inauguration on
at Donald’s Florida resort home, the January 20, with a special
Mar-a-Largo Club, with the former cake – Melanija Torte
US President Bill Clinton and his wife, – baked in the
Hillary, prominent among the guests. new First Lady’s
Although Melania played a barely honour already
visible part in the Trump campaign on sale at the
for the White House, she insists the local patisserie.
public perception of her as a trophy “We want to
wife kept in the background is false. send a message
“They say I am shy,” she told Harper’s all the way to the
Bazaar. “I am not shy. People say White House that
these things who do not know me.” we still love you,”
Melania says she has a relaxed says Mayor Ocvirk.
relationship with her husband’s Yet behind the
four children from his two previous warm sentiments and
marriages: Donald Jnr, 38, Ivanka, 35, civic pride, it is hard
LEFT: The Trumps with their son,
Eric, 32, and Tiffany, 22. “They are to avoid the suspicion Barron, in 2014. ABOVE: Melania
grown up,” she says. “I don’t see that Melania, the girl on the campaign trail. TOP: The
myself as their mother. I am their who once ran around new First Couple celebrate their
friend and here when they need me.” these streets in a election win on November 9.
T
im Minchin helped why he has brought her to Australia
conceive my third child this time, leaving wife Sarah and
– which means he can add seven-year-old son Caspar at home
embryo whisperer to his in Los Angeles.
prodigious list of creative Chatting at a rooftop bar overlooking
achievements. My daughter’s cells Coogee beach, Tim is wearing ripped
started dividing after a date night in jeans and biker boots on a glorious
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February 2010 at Melbourne’s Palais 31-degree Sydney day, his louche
Theatre, where my husband and gingery lion’s mane streaked with
I watched a barefoot Tim Minchin grey. He may be jet- lagged after flying
work a piano to freakish effect, slaying into Australia only 24 hours earlier,
the audience with a string of catchy, but he still manages to be friendly
acerbic tunes about inflatable dolls, and thoughtful over the next few
Catholic hypocrisy and supermarket hours, meandering over such thorny
green bags. conversational terrain as rationalism
Almost seven years on, Tim learns of and religion, and sharing a world
his procreative part in my little girl’s view that’s almost as famous as his
existence and seems delighted. “Wow, musical talent since a 2013 university
that’s amazing,” says the 41-year-old graduation speech he gave went viral.
musician, comedian, actor, composer This trip, though, is all about the
and polemicist. “I got all your eggs Brisbane premiere of his musical
and sperm dancing.” adaptation of Roald Dahl’s much-
A few minutes later, Tim’s own loved children’s book, Matilda.
little girl, a mini version of him called The Royal Shakespeare Company
Violet, drops by to collect her forgotten production – about a girl genius who
Tim Minchin has gone
swimsuit and skips off to play with her outwits her ignorant parents and
from unknown jobbing
cousin, singing out, “Love you, Dad!”, despotic schoolmistress – has become muso to award-winning
as she leaves. It’s only two more sleeps an international smash since it opened success – and late-
until Violet turns 10 and Tim says he in the UK in 2010, bagging a record blooming sex symbol –
has missed half her birthdays, which is seven Olivier Awards and four Tonys. » in the space of a decade.
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“Monogamy is a choice He needn’t worry – with
that you make – a series of the exception perhaps of
sacrifices for the sake of Cardinal Pell supporters,
something you value more. I his countrymen seem to love
value family hugely. Sarah and him. “People come up to me
I both come from non-broken in Australia and it’s the most
homes, and I want to model gratifying thing because as
my life on that idea ... It’s just an Australian who goes
worth it.”
“We’re just like this overseas, you worry about what
Barry Humphries and Clive
I
t was just over a year ago. staggered back to the house, where watch and it’s been harder for him
Tyler Wright was watching Tyler was beside him in a heartbeat. to experience.” Yet it also proved a
the surf and breathing the “I was on the ground,” she says, “so turning point in Tyler’s surfing career.
scent of frangipani from the I had to handle it.” “It gave me perspective,” she says.
balcony of the Rip Curl team An ambulance was called and tests Tyler, who is 22, and Owen, 26,
house in Hawaii. Her older brother, revealed a major concussion and a hail from a family of surfers. They
Owen, ranked fifth in the world, brain bleed. Owen was diagnosed grew up in Culburra, on the NSW
was getting in a few practice waves with a traumatic brain injury. South Coast, in a tight community of
before competition began at the “Watching him go through the saltwater-loving family and friends.
Billabong Pipe Masters, the world’s brain injury was heartbreaking,” Their father, Rob, is a lifelong surfer,
most prestigious and precarious Tyler says. “I hated seeing him lying their mother, Fiona, has lived by the
surfing event. there in hospital. It was very tough sea all her life and the five Wright
Conditions had been rough. One and very traumatic.” kids were rarely out of the ocean.
surfer had almost drowned days Tyler stayed by her brother’s side for “I was young when I started
earlier, another had fractured a the best part of six months, sleeping surfing,” Tyler grins. “So young that
shoulder and still another needed 21 by his bed and helping him through I don’t remember it. There were three
stitches to his face. Yet Tyler wasn’t the excruciatingly slow process of ahead of me – Tim, Owen and Kirby
concerned. Owen was fearless, but recovering his memory, his balance, his – and I just tagged along. They surfed
not foolhardy. He was a match for emotional equilibrium, his ability to so I surfed. I have a memory of Tim
any wave – except for the wave that walk and eventually to surf – though carrying me out on a board – he
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wiped him out that day and the three it’s likely to be some time before he’s would have been maybe 10, and
or four that followed, holding him back on the professional circuit. I was two – and pushing me through
down and tossing him violently. “It’s been a slow, confronting the whitewash.”
Owen was washed ashore, recovery process,” she says. “It’s Tim remembers her as fearless:
conscious but disorientated, and one of the hardest things I’ve had to “The laneway beside our house had »
“ If ever I’d
say I couldn’t
do something,
my brothers
just wouldn’t
listen. ”
because I spent a lot of time doing it.” an event, let alone a whole year. She
From the beginning, Tyler was a surfed day to day, wave to wave. And
natural. With her dad’s encouragement, she surfed because she loved it, but discovery. I wanted to find my own
she set out on the junior circuit early. she’d never made a conscious choice way and do my own things. I didn’t
She won her first adult event – this would be her career. want to be told how to act and what to
outstripping her heroes Layne Beachley Then, at 18, Tyler hit the wall. Her wear and how to be, and that I should
and Stephanie Gilmore – when she friends were finishing school and she be a world champion already.”
was only 14. She liked school, but realised she was six years into a job When depression or anxiety loomed,
dropped out in Year 11 because the she had never chosen. “I felt it was Tyler found “being out in Mother
pressures of combining exams and taking too much out of me – I was Nature really helpful”. And she learnt
pro surfing became overwhelming. pulled in different directions.” Tyler to meditate. “I was against meditation
She developed a reputation for began to develop symptoms of anxiety and yoga, and anything like that, until
unpredictable brilliance. and depression, and felt trapped. I actually did it,” she says, laughing.
“She can do the type of surfing that It was Owen who explained she had “The meditation I do is called Kelee
no one else can,” her coach, Glenn choices. “He was brilliant,” she says. and it’s just sitting for five minutes,
“Micro” Hall, explains, “and she “Owen sat me down and said, ‘You being really still. I also try to get up
don’t have to do this.’ I was surprised. in the morning and, straightaway,
He was the first person who had ever go out and do something – maybe go
told me that surfing didn’t have to be for a walk, get out in nature, start my
my job. He said, ‘You’re 18 years old. day off right – instead of going onto
Go live and don’t be restricted by my phone. They’re simple things, but
what other people want you to do.’” they’ve helped.”
Tyler did just that. She didn’t Tyler has also made a decision to
entirely jettison surfing, but instead speak out about mental health issues.
stepped back from it a little and spent “People’s lives are made more
some time getting to know herself. difficult because nobody talks about
“I went snowboarding. I went it,” she says. “They’re like, ‘Oh, mental
motorbike riding. I went up and down health issues, keep that under the
the coast,” she recalls. “It wasn’t an table.’ I felt so extremely un-normal
overnight thing. It took a couple of and alienated for a while, but then
years. It was a slow-moving self- I talked to other people who had »
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need to know that it’s okay.” I didn’t think I could keep going. on October 12, 2016, at the beach at
Another problem Tyler had was “We’re all human and trying to Hossegor, in France. She was walking
that she felt she had no right to feel figure it out, so there’s no need to across the sand, board under her arm,
unhappy about what others might judge anyone. We’re all just living and about to surf another round in the
see as a fortunate life. and making mistakes, and learning.” World Surf League (WSL) competition
“I kept thinking, ‘I have when, out of nowhere, she
food on my plate, a warm
bed to sleep in and people
“ I’d taken those years to learn was tackled by friend and
fellow competitor Stephanie
who love me,” she says. about me, then I was ready. ” Gilmore. “You’ve won!”
“There are kids who don’t Stephanie said, wrapping
have any of that, so why should I All that self-discovery, combined Tyler in a hug. “You’ve already won!”
complain?’ But I came to understand with the death of a beloved uncle With one more round to go, Tyler’s
speaking about your emotional issues and the hard yards of her brother’s lead was unassailable – she was
doesn’t mean you’re ungrateful. convalescence, also led Tyler to realise already the World Champion. Even so,
Sometimes you struggle. It’s important she did want a career in surfing and, Tyler went on to surf the final round
to have conversations about how you’re more than that, she wanted to win in Maui, where she finished in style,
feeling and not get alienated. And it’s the World Championship. taking out her fifth title of the year.
made me more grateful. I see that “I’d taken those few years to learn Her 72,500 points tally was the highest
everyone doesn’t get to experience about me and then I was ready to go in WSL tour history. She was both the
what I’ve had in terms of family and back to my sport again,” she explains. champion and a record breaker. AWW
loyalty, and balance and learning, “I realised I could do both, surf and If you need emotional support or advice,
coming from a community like mine. compete, and have a balanced life.” phone Lifeline on 13 11 14.
Anderson
Cooper and
Gloria
Vanderbilt
share a
reflective
moment in her
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e’s one of America’s and her work as a fashion designer
best-known TV news of bottom-hugging jeans prompted
anchors, she’s the “poor headlines of their own. Into all this
little rich girl” heiress came brothers Anderson and Carter,
whose father died Gloria’s beautiful sons by Wyatt
when she was 15 months old in 1925. Cooper, the only husband she was
During the 1930s, Gloria Vanderbilt truly happy with, who died when
was caught in a bitter custody battle he was just 50.
launched by her aunt, who wanted to In a wonderful book, The Rainbow
save her niece from the notorious life Comes and Goes, Anderson Cooper
of her beautiful party-loving mother. swaps email missives with his elderly
Gloria ended up being handed over to mother, desperate to understand this
Aunt Gertrude’s care in the “trial of complex lady in her 10th decade. In
the century”, a move which scarred The Weekly’s exclusive extract, mother
her childhood and thrust her into a and son discuss for the first time the
ghastly spotlight. As an adult, Gloria’s most painful shared moment in their
liaisons with Howard Hughes and lives, when Anderson lost his brother,
Frank Sinatra, her four marriages Carter, and Gloria lost her son. »
with you. For my entire childhood, on planes, at restaurants, parties. The have no such regrets with my mom.
this was something that was never person you became scared and angered And for that I am very thankful. AWW
spoken about in our house. Your me. I was never sure if you were aware
drinking, occasional and unpredictable of what you were doing. I assumed This is an edited extract from The
as it was, felt like a constant presence you were, but I didn’t know. Rainbow Comes and Goes, by Anderson
and yet it was never discussed. How The day after you’d drunk too Cooper and Gloria Vanderbilt, Harper.
many silent dinners did I sit through much, it would be as if nothing had If you or someone you know needs
pretending I didn’t notice? happened. It added another element of emotional support, phone Lifeline 13 11 14.
On the eve of her 75th birthday, Aussie icon Ita Buttrose talks to Larry Writer
about her media career, her tumultuous relationship with billionaire Kerry
Packer, being a grandmother and how she plans to stay fit, healthy and
a powerhouse for years to come.
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hat’s good about overseas in a Sydney Morning Herald In 1981, she joined Rupert Murdoch’s
turning 75?” fashion contest, she landed in London News Limited, which now owned the
ponders Ita Buttrose, with husband of four years Alasdair Telegraphs, and became the first
having just swept Macdonald and worked on Woman’s woman to edit a major metropolitan
into the room like Own magazine. Their first child, Kate, newspaper. She went on to become a
a summer breeze to meet The Weekly. was born in 1968, and Ita returned radio talkback host, Editor-in-Chief of
“Well,” she offers after a hard think, to the Packer fold in 1970 to again edit Fairfax’s Sun-Herald and publish her
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“best of all,” she exults, “I’m still here!” the women’s pages of the Telegraphs. own monthly, ITA magazine, from
And three cheers for that. With In 1972, Sir Frank’s son, Kerry, 1989-94. Respected – and feared by
her milestone birthday looming on anointed Ita as founding Editor of Cleo, some – as a tough, savvy editor who
January 17, “life is just as wonderfully a glossy offering young women frank demanded the best from her staff, she
frantic as ever”. sex advice and the guilty pleasure of was made an Officer of the Order of
So what better time to reflect on what a nude male centrefold. “Our debut the British Empire in 1979, an Officer
has been, and still is, a remarkable issue sold out in two days,” she says. of the Order of Australia in 1988 and
life? In her 60 years in the media, Ita By the end of 1973, Cleo was selling a Australian of the Year in 2013.
has interviewed and written about the rip-roaring 200,000 copies a month.
world’s most fascinating people – yet “Cleo was a golden time,” says Ita, Being a grandmother
few could be as compelling as the lady one immortalised in the 2011 ABC-TV For all her plaudits, Ita says, “My
herself. Although usually too busy to mini-series Paper Giants: The Birth Of children are my greatest achievement.”
reminisce, today, for The Weekly, the Cleo. For her portrayal of Ita, Asher Long-term readers of The Weekly will
magazine that remains in her heart Keddie won AACTA and Logie awards remember Ita’s folksy tales of young
41 years after she became its youngest for nailing Ita’s distinctive walk and Kate and Ben. Today, Kate is 48 and
editor, she’s happy to make an exception. mannerisms, her never-out-of-place runs the architectural practice of her
Aged 15 in 1957, Ita joined Sir Frank honey coiffure, perfect make-up and late father, and Dr Ben Macdonald,
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Packer’s Australian Consolidated Press, beguiling mix of coquettishness and 43, is an environmental scientist.
publisher of The Australian Women’s steel, but may have over-egged Ita’s lisp, “They turned out really nice adults,”
Weekly and the Daily and Sunday which is scarcely discernible in real life. says Ita. “We’re great friends. A parent
Telegraphs, paying her journalistic Then, in 1975, when Ita was 33, can’t be a friend when their child
dues as, variously, copygirl, secretary, Kerry Packer made her Editor of The is little, you’re too busy setting
cadet and reporter on The Weekly. At Australian Women’s Weekly, the most boundaries and instilling values, but
23, she was named Women’s Editor of prestigious job in magazines. when they’re older your relationship
both Telegraphs. When, in 1967, she “The Weekly is the professional changes. Kate and Ben’s dad died three
won – oh, the delicious irony – a trip love affair of my life,” Ita says. years ago and that was difficult for »
Ita as The
Weekly’s
new Editor
in 1975 and
cover star
in the ’90s
(below).
ABOVE: Arriving
for a social event
in 1983. The
cute baby and
schoolgirl (left
and above left)
would grow up
to become one
of Australia’s
most influential
women (right).
them because they were close. I try to see, couldn’t hear and, like many with “I can say no if I don’t want to go out
fill that gap in their lives as best I can.” dementia, he became agitated when to dinner, I can switch on the box
Ita dotes on her five grandchildren in an unfamiliar situation,” she recalls. and wallow in a romantic movie for
– Kate has Samantha, eight, and Clare, “The nurse should have known the sixth time or a musical without
seven, and Ben is dad to Byron, eight, that. There’s such ignorance about anyone saying, ‘Ita!’ ”
Elyse, six, and Jack, four. “They’re dementia, which is the single greatest
lovely, they hug my legs and give me cause of disability in older Australians Valuable experience
kisses,” she says. “I get a buzz seeing and the second leading cause of death, Being well and truly one herself now,
in them little bits of myself and of my and there’s a huge shortage of properly Ita appreciates the challenges besetting
own children. I look at Jack, Ben’s trained carers.” older Australians. “Over-50s often
youngest, and it’s like looking at Ita wants the federal government don’t receive due respect,” she says.
Ben when he was little. I do all the to establish a national fully funded “We’re not decrepit, we’re perfectly
grandmotherly things. I take them dementia strategy. “The plight of those capable. Yet 10 per cent of companies
to movies like Ballerina and Sing, and living with dementia must be recognised won’t hire anyone over 50. They’re
I read them stories and turn up at and redressed,” she says. “We want a losing out on our experience ... When
Grandparents Day at school. I play dementia-friendly society. We should you reach 50, life holds few surprises
monsters with them and chase them ask ourselves how we’d like to be and we can provide the contingency
all over the house. I encourage them treated if we had dementia and the plans that perhaps those who haven’t
to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’, and tell answer would be with respect and been there and done that cannot.”
Samantha, Clare and Elyse, ‘Remember, compassion. If we see someone who Another bugbear of seniors is dealing
diamonds are a girl’s best friend!’ ” seems confused on public transport with constant change. On a personal
Gazing into her grandchildren’s eyes or at the check-out, let’s not turn our level, Ita’s baby, Cleo, closed after 44
makes Ita melt. “They are so trusting, so back, but offer a helping hand.” years last February. While conceding
ingenuous … They still believe in Santa To boost her own chances of a that the Cleo of 2016 bore scant
and the tooth fairy! They still have their healthy old age, she eats well – “plain resemblance to the magazine she
illusions. They’ve yet to meet anyone food, lots of fish and vegies” – and founded, Ita joined former staffers
unkind. Nothing terrible has happened keeps fit. She swears by seven hours’ to mourn its demise at a wake in a
to them. Eyes are so revealing. I’ve sleep a night, though her 5am starts Woollahra hotel, in Sydney’s eastern
seen photos of children involved in on Studio 10, the Network Ten panel suburbs. “Losing Cleo was like a
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domestic violence cases and their eyes show she co-hosts, can make that a death in the family,” she says.
don’t have that trusting look.” challenge. She walks her groodle Ita waxes lyrically about the
Ita’s compassion shines through in (a golden retriever crossed with a sumptuous feel and “better than Chanel
word and deed. She’s long championed poodle), Cleo, daily and works out No.5” smell of quality magazines,
society’s sick and vulnerable, working twice weekly with neighbours at their beautiful photographs and
with the likes of the National Advisory her eastern Sydney well-written articles,
Committee on AIDS, Alzheimer’s
Australia, Macular Disease Foundation
apartment block. To
exercise her brain, “ Over-50s and shakes her head
when, nowadays, she
and Arthritis Australia, among others.
“If you’re in a position to make a
Ita reads widely and
deeply, and she writes
often don’t sees younger people
whose nose would
difference, you must try,” she says.
Her causes tend to be deeply
– the author of 11
books is currently
receive due once have buried in a
magazine such as Cleo
personal. When Kate was young,
she was stricken with a rare form of
penning her second
novel. She is an
respect. ” plugged into digital
devices instead. “Print
juvenile arthritis, so Ita offered her in-demand public speaker. She travels media is under siege, but it’s not dead
services to Arthritis Australia, and when work allows and enjoys the yet,” she says. “If publishers deliver a
her work with the National Advisory opera, ballet, theatre and musicals – quality publication with subject matter
Committee on AIDS was spurred by “I love musicals!” vital to readers that they can’t get
the deaths of gay friends. Ita has not been in a serious elsewhere, brilliant writing, design
Ita’s father, Charles’, health travails relationship since her second marriage, and photography, people will buy it.”
were the catalyst for her dementia and to businessman Peter Sawyer, ended Circulations have fallen not just
macular disease crusades. In 1999, the after two years in 1981. “I don’t feel because of competition from the
year he died, aged 89, Charles was sorry for myself,” she once told The internet, she says, “but because too
hospitalised with Alzheimer’s, macular Weekly. “You can’t just go out on the many magazines are a load of rubbish”.
degeneration and deafness. When a street and lasso a bloke. If it’s not She refuses to be like many of her
nurse complained to Ita that her father meant to be, I accept it’s not meant to older friends who turn their back on
was aggressive and ignored her, “I very be.” While she admits to occasional technology, preferring life as it was.
gently pointed out that Dad couldn’t loneliness, she revels in singledom. “Technology is creating an amazing »
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I’ve loved who are no longer here and strife last year, reporters salaciously
there are a lot,” she says. “Yet no one and unfairly name-checked Ita in
ever really dies until every person who and lows. Not their reports. “The link is somewhat
remembers them has died. They’re still
part of my tapestry. The things we did,
eveything in life tenuous I feel!” she says. “I’m their
aunt and we share a name, but my
the memories I have. I wouldn’t be me
without them.”
pans out. ” nephew and niece are adults who’ve
made their own decisions and must
Kerry was a towering presence in Ita’s Cleo was Kerry’s first triumph and face the consequences. Which is not
life and memories of their relationship after its success, his old man [Sir Frank to say that I don’t love Richard and
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evoke both joy and sadness. Joy because Packer] stopped calling him an idiot.” Lizzie. I do. I promised Will I’d look
“we were great friends, we energised Cleo gave Ita the courage to buck out for them. Family is family.”
each other. Kerry was a force of nature, tradition and modernise The Weekly Like many beautiful, successful
a giant presence. He was unique.” when she became Editor in 1975. In women, Ita has been a gossip-magnet.
Sadness “because he died so young.” came features on women’s rights, sex, Inevitably, given their close working
Ita says Kerry was portrayed unfairly work-life balance, politics, the Pill and relationship and Kerry Packer’s furious
in Paper Giants. “Sure, he had a short other once-taboo topics to bolster its reaction when Ita left for News
fuse and a foul temper,” she says, “but tried-and-true menu of royalty, beauty, Limited, scuttlebutt had it that they
he didn’t spend his whole life shouting cooking, fashion and the like. In her were romantically involved. Scuttlebutt
at people. Mostly, he was friendly and Weekly heyday, Ita’s column and bubbly that Ita refuses to dignify with a
happy, and very funny and because of TV adverts established her as a national response, except to say that “my
his sheltered upbringing lovably naive.” icon. Women loved her because they felt private life is exactly that, private”.
Kerry would pull up a chair in Ita’s she understood them and cared, while She and Kerry made a pact that neither
office, light a cigarette and contribute Jimmy Barnes spoke for many men would talk about their deep friendship.
when she and her staff compared the when, in Cold Chisel’s 1980 hit Ita, Ita never has and vows she never will.
attributes of centrefold aspirants and he sang that while in her TV ads “the She has led a bold life, one of striving
dreamed up articles on sex aids and desktop hides her hips, my imagination’s to be the best, taking chances, giving
20 ways to turn your man on. strong”, she was the sweetest thing 100 per cent, hanging tough. “I’ve
“Kerry took a chance on me when he’d ever seen and he’d like to take had highs and lows,” Ita says. “Not
we started Cleo,” says Ita. “He her out to dinner even if he risked everything in work and relationships
supported my decisions when people blowing his dream date by holding and life pans out, but disappointment
said we’d fail. Well, we didn’t. He his fork “all wrong”. Ita’s “cool” and sadness pass … and then, usually,
understood that we were good at what rating with Kate and Ben soared. something wonderful happens. And
we did and gave us the freedom to Male friends pay Ita (whose brothers, suddenly here I am, a happy 75 years
take risks and make publishing history. she laughs, “taught me to speak Bloke of age – and I’m not finished yet!” AWW
OPPOSITE: Survivor Bernadette Schiller at her local, the Oxenford Tavern, Queensland.
In 1983, she was at the Inland Hotel at Uluru in the Northern Territory when Douglas
Crabbe (top) smashed his 20-tonne truck into it (above), leaving a trail of destruction.
B
ernadette Schiller was RIGHT:
choosing a song at the Bernadette
jukebox when she glanced (standing at
left) visiting
out the window of Uluru’s
friends Wendy
Inland Hotel during a Haren (left on
night out with friends – and what the bed) and
she saw made her blood run cold. Beth Freeman
“I just saw the headlights of in hospital.
PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS SUPPLIED BY BERNADETTE SCHILLER AND USED WITH PERMISSION. COURTESY OF NATIONAL LIBRARY OF AUSTRALIA.
a truck, coming full speed at the They were
two of the
pub,” Bernadette recalls.
16 injured.
“I didn’t even have time to react.
It just crashed through the place.
“I was thrown to the floor and “We’re all really close, we’re there the possibility of release, but was later
I remember the wheels were for each other. My kids have kept given a 30-year non-parole period by
millimetres from me. I was in the me sane. They’re just fantastic,” the Northern Territory Supreme Court
foetal position, trying to get away says Bernadette. when the territory’s “life means life”
from the wheels. The noise was For more than three decades, she legislation was repealed in 2004.
unbelievable and people screaming. did not speak publicly about the mass The killer truckie was then moved
It was just awful. After all these years, murder, but now the proud mum is to Western Australia on compassionate
it is still so fresh in my mind.” confronting her past and joined calls grounds to be close to his Perth-based
The date was August 18, 1983, for the killer to be kept behind bars. family. The WA Prisoners Review
and five people were killed and That man is Douglas Crabbe, who Board has recommended Crabbe
16 seriously injured when a crazed went on his rampage at the Inland now be released and it is up to the
truckie deliberately drove into the Hotel after being state’s Attorney-
popular watering hole. It is a crime
that, to this day, ranks as one of
refused service at
the bar, being “ I got hit by the General, Michael
Mischin, to
Australia’s worse mass murders.
Bernadette was just 20 at the time
restrained by a
group of men and
bull bar and decide if he
will walk free,
and among the dead were two friends
with whom she was out enjoying
then evicted for
his behaviour.
thrown away. ” but his office
confirmed a
a drink. For 34 years, she has lived Now aged 67, he is serving a life decision is yet to be made.
with the trauma of what she saw sentence in Perth’s Acacia Prison for Another survivor, Lydia Hannah,
that night and the scars – mental the five murders, after being convicted who lost four friends in the Inland
and physical – that the horrific of driving his 20-tonne Mack truck Hotel massacre and was lucky to
experience left her with. through the brick wall of the Inland survive the injuries she suffered,
Yet hers is also a story of courage, Hotel and then fleeing the scene has been a vocal campaigner for
inner strength and overcoming on foot. Crabbe to remain behind bars.
adversity. Now aged 53, she enjoys Crabbe offered no reason for his Now Bernadette is speaking out to
an incredibly loving relationship with horrific crime and at his trial he said demand the same, fearing the truckie’s
her three adult children – Stacey, 28, he could not remember his actions. violent tendencies will be with him for
Ashley, 25, and Matthew, 23 – who Initially, he was sentenced to five life and that he could kill again. “This
all live in the family home. consecutive life sentences without was a man who could drive his truck
Cold-blooded killer what he was doing on the night. He again,” she says.
The killer truckie’s Perth-based son, knew exactly what he was doing.” “His victims were all young and still
Anthony Crabbe, who also drives She also says that Crabbe does had their whole lives ahead of them.
a truck for a living and wants to see not deserve to spend his last years They were all too young to die. But he
his father released from prison, says with his grandchildren, after depriving didn’t give them the chance to have a
the crime was a spur of the moment his five victims of ever meeting the life. That’s why I’m speaking out now
decision. He has petitioned Attorney- grandchildren they might have had. – because they can’t,” she says.
General Mischin to allow his father “I believe he deserves to serve his “Please don’t let him out.” AWW
INNOVATION
PERFORMANCE
QUALITY
L
ate at night, in the moist, spicy heart embarrassments which, with his death on
of Bangkok, Thailand’s feuding royal October 13, now appear impossible to contain.
family gathered around the bedside of “The royal family is facing serious difficulties,”
the ailing 88-year-old King Bhumibol says Andrew MacGregor Marshall, author of a
Adulyadej. Outside, a crowd of recent book about Thailand which was banned
well-wishers chanted prayers for the long-serving by the country’s military government. “Their
ruler’s soul, but his heirs and their hard-nosed support is not as strong as it looks and there
courtiers had more earthly matters to consider. is a lot of turmoil beneath the surface.”
Such as who should be taking over, what would Foremost in the firing line is the Australian-
become of the family’s colossal fortune and ABOVE: educated Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn,
whether the 800-year-old monarchy could survive Then Crown 64, a clownish playboy and prodigious womaniser,
the fall-out from the old King’s death. Prince Maha who ascended to the throne on December 1. Many
Vajiralongkorn on
Bhumibol had been on the throne for so long Thais feel he should have been disqualified from
a lavish royal
– an astonishing 70 years – hardly anyone in barge during a
the succession – not least because he seems to
Thailand had ever known or could imagine life ceremony in 2012 prefer living almost anywhere but Thailand.
without him. Yet his cultish popularity concealed to mark the King’s For the past year, thrice-married Maha’s
an unsightly backlog of scandals, follies and 85th birthday. favoured location has been 9000km away in
southern Germany, where he shares a magnificent ABOVE: A blanket to fray in 2007 when a shocking video emerged
of flowers from
lakeside villa near the sleepy village of Tutzing of the Crown Prince’s third wife, Princess Srirasmi,
his mourning
with a 35-year-old former airline stewardess, Nui subjects flanks a
naked but for a black thong, kneeling before Foo
Suthida. Local real estate broker Andreas Botas portrait of the late Foo singing “Happy Birthday”. Allegedly leaked
recently told a German newspaper that Maha King Bhumibol by the Crown Prince’s enemies, the video was
had turned up at his offices in a white Porsche in Bangkok. immediately denounced by the court as a forgery,
convertible, wearing tight jeans and a midriff- but to ordinary Thais it confirmed the worst fears
baring T-shirt, asked to see the vacant villa and about their king-in-waiting. Srirasmi, a former
paid $20 million in cash for it. cocktail waitress, was later divorced by Maha, with
“There were about 20 people following after whom she had a son, and stripped of royal titles.
him in eight minibuses,” says Andreas. “But he Thais tend to have a relaxed approach to sex,
was very polite and not at all pretentious.” but a tougher one towards double standards.
Maha’s reputation for eccentric behaviour was Some years ago, Maha was treated to an
already well-established. In unprecedented dressing
2007, it was revealed he
had made his pet poodle,
“ There is a lot of turmoil down by his mother,
Queen Sirikit, who
Foo Foo, an Air Chief
Marshal in the Thai Air
beneath the surface. ” likened him to Don Juan,
the legendary Spanish
Force. A leaked diplomatic cable from Ralph seducer, saying, “Women find him interesting
Boyce, the US Ambassador to Thailand, described and he finds them even more interesting … If
Foo Foo attending a state dinner, “in full formal the people of Thailand do not approve of the
attire, complete with white paw mitts”. When the behaviour of my son, then he would either have
dog died in 2015, Maha ordered four days of to change, or resign from the royal family.”
ALAMY. GETTY IMAGES.
A
s she waved off her known). “How can you explain sake of her surviving children. Her
excited daughters, losing four members of your family? I third daughter, Janet, was then six
Helen and Rosie, on eventually started saying, ‘Just imagine and today lives close to Wendy in
that fiercely hot January you’ve lost a leg. You’ll never, ever get Hobart. Her son, David, was almost
PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK CUBBIN. THESE IMAGES HAVE BEEN RETOUCHED. INSET: NEWSPIX.
morning, the then the real thing back. Now, imagine that, five. Wendy’s rightly proud of the fact
34-year-old Wendy Ward had no idea but far worse.’ It’s been a torment.” that, despite her overwhelming grief,
that it would be the last time she’d These days, British-born Wendy lives in the subsequent years, she managed
ever see her pretty blonde eldest girls alone in the gentle climes of Kingston, to put herself through TAFE to get her
alive. Elizabeth, known by her middle Tasmania. She is divorced from Ken Higher School Certificate, then uni for
name Helen, 11, and Rosie, eight, Ward, the father of her four children, a degree in psychology and philosophy.
perished in the Granville train disaster. and while life has gone on, it hasn’t “I was born during the Second World
The girls were found by rescuers being been easy. She’s battled breast cancer War,” says Wendy today. “I grew up
protectively sheltered by their grandad, twice and been diagnosed with gritting my teeth and just getting on
Walter “Vic” Miles, and their step- Parkinson’s disease. She directly with things. There was no such thing
grandmother, Marjory “Madge” Miles. attributes her first cancer diagnosis in as ‘counselling’.”
Wendy’s life and those of countless part to the anguish and stress caused Even so, six months after the
others were irrevocably altered at by the disaster. “Granville has tainted disaster, the realisation struck her that
8.10am on January 18, 1977, when everything,” she says. “I think the stress she’d lost her dad and step-mum, too.
a train from the Blue Mountains to of having to keep myself together and “I’d been so wrapped up in losing the
Sydney’s Central Station derailed and keep doing what the world expected girls, I didn’t have space to grieve for
was then crushed by Granville’s of me – regardless of how I felt – my dad, Vic, and Madge until later,”
collapsing Bold Street Bridge. undoubtedly affected my health.” she recalls. “I also agonised for years
“People say to me, ‘What’s it like, After the disaster – few associated over whether to say I had four children
living with Granville?’” says 74-year with Granville will ever refer to it as if I was asked – or two. That’s still
-old Wendy Miles (as she’s now an accident – Wendy carried on for the hard sometimes.” »
clambering into the crushed carriages birthday that goes by is painful,” she
to tend to the injured and alleviate says. Her four grandchildren, Ben, 20,
the trapped passengers’ suffering. Chris, 19, David’s sons, and Sophie,
“All we could do was our best,” 26, and Kate, 11, Janet’s daughters,
recalls Margaret today. The matter-of- have been a source of comfort, but
fact nurse carried on in the profession Wendy misses her dad, step-mum and
until she was 71. “I don’t think you especially her lost girls every day.
can go through anything like that and “I still dream about the girls,
forget it,” she says. “I still meet people Rosie especially, I don’t know why,”
who’ll say, ‘Oh, you were at Granville.’ says Wendy. “She was a lovely, sweet
But it was my job to be there. I was a little thing and losing her was terrible,
nurse and that’s what it was all about.” TINA MORGAN, but I’ve always been very angry
Margaret may prefer to downplay youngest survivor about losing Helen. She was only 11,
her involvement with the rescue of the Granville but she was just starting to become
operation, but she was awarded the disaster, was a young lady – and my friend –
prestigious Queen’s Gallantry Medal pulled from the and I was robbed of that. After 40
wreckage six
after the disaster. The honour recognises years, I’m still not at peace with it –
hours after impact.
those who perform exemplary acts of and I know I never will be.” AWW
Michael
Robotham
Gold Dagger award-winning author
Michael Robotham is one of Australia’s
most widely read crime writers whose
thrillers have been translated into 24
languages. He lives on Sydney’s northern
beaches, writing in a garden shed that
his daughters call, “The cabana of
cruelty”. His latest book, Close Your Eyes,
pits brilliant clinical psychologist Joe
O’Loughlin against a stalking killer.
Rachael’s top
summer reads:
1 You won’t find more fun and
more romp (and rump) than
a Jilly Cooper novel. Jilly’s latest,
Mount!, is packed full of all her
human and animal characters from
previous books. It’s like meeting
old friends I’ve known forever and
makes me want to run off to Rupert
Campbell-Black’s estate, Penscombe,
have a snog with a stable hand,
followed by a gin and tonic.
E
lla Havelka was just beginning of something
a little girl when she both graceful and
decided to be a swan. ground-breaking.
Ethereal, graceful, perfect. Ella is the first
Her mother brought Indigenous dancer to
home a video of Swan Lake. She was join The Australian Ballet in its
entranced as the swans fluttered in 50-year history. Now she is the star
their tutus. “I remember watching of Ella, a documentary film about
these swans fly off,” Ella says. “That her life. Yet the journey from the bush
is what I wanted to feel one day.” to the stages of the world has been
Yet sport, not swans, was what marked with both disappointment
people did in Dubbo, in central NSW. and elation. With the glamour and
It was football rather than fouette, acclaim have come rejection and pain.
netball rather than The Nutcracker. From the age of seven, Ella couldn’t
“I guess ballet wasn’t something you wait for school to finish to go to ballet
do in a country town,” says Ella. classes. “I didn’t see the need to go
Especially if you were Indigenous, a outside looking for other things.”
descendent of the Wiradjuri people. She was the energetic only child of
Ella was good at running, “but it a single mother, Janna. There wasn’t
was just so boring.” She wanted to much money for extras. “Ballet wasn’t
soar. Elevation. It was in the dance cheap,” says Janna. Yet Ella didn’t ask
studio that she found the sense of for much – just to dance. “As long as
freedom that she craved. “I just I was attending all the ballet classes
loved it so much.” And it was the possible, I was happy,” Ella says. »
On her first trip to country, to great strength in the legs and feet. achieved more than she or her mum
Arnhem Land, Ella felt like she had “I forgot what that pain felt like expected, but you can’t help feeling
TIBI DRESS FROM SHOPBOP, GRACE LOVES LACE SKIRT ( WORN UNDER DRESS) AND PETER LANG CUFFS.
come home. Yet in the dance studio in my ankles and feet,” she says. that there is another act to come in
“the challenge was getting back into Frustratingly, Ella hurt her ankles the story of Ella Havelka. “I often feel
my body and changing the way I and had to take six months off. I’m dancing between two worlds,” she
moved. I was so used to being up and says, “struggling to find where I fit in.”
straight, it took a while to break down Another act to come She has a partner in Sydney and
those barriers, to hone in on what the She is still there, Ella says, because she would like to have children. In her
movement quality is supposed to be. is still learning. “Ballet can never be spare time, Ella reads, weaves and
I had to learn how to change my perfect, even though perfection is paints. “I’d be keen to study different
behaviour to fit in with my new family. what you’re striving for,” she explains. types of art and I’m also an avid
The journey was overwhelming. It was “There’s always something to improve. Oxfam supporter. I try and see the
the most enriching time of my life.” I’m happy as long as I keep getting bigger picture and not always be so
In 2012, The Australian Ballet opportunities that inspire me. I want to focussed on dance because I have
collaborated with Bangarra for a work try new roles, things that challenge me.” found in the past when you become
called Warumuk. Ella was in the studio Ella is still in the corps de ballet, not like that everything else falls apart.
with the ballet dancers, admiring their yet a soloist. There are still the tears You lose your friendships and you lose
lightness. She spent a year thinking when she is not chosen for something the broadest perspective of the world.”
about the pure world of classical ballet. she has worked hard for. “I would love She doesn’t feel that she has to prove
“I missed the ethereal world, Swan to move through the ranks and get herself so much any more. “My path
Lake and that beautiful transcendent featured roles,” she says, “but I just will unfold before me,” Ella says.
music,” she says. “I missed that feeling don’t know that those opportunities Until then there’s the magic and
of flying through the air.” are going to come. It is hard to know excitement when the curtain goes up.
She contacted David McAllister and in this company. It takes a long time “That’s when the adrenaline kicks in,”
he offered her a contract. “I was just for anyone to get anywhere. I will she says. Then she’s a swan. “It’s quite
over the moon.” admit I have had my dark days.” a spiritual thing to be a swan.” AWW
M
y phone rings fabulous thank-you presents
at 2am. An – theatre tickets, designer
Shannon Leeman’s
A-list actor consultations handbags, flowers, chocolates
in LA wants are often like – but it is their personal
to talk. He therapy. assistants who sign the cards.
is anxious – his jawline is Among friends, however, I
looking slack and he’s getting a am a popular lunch date. I’ve
double chin. What can he do to done many an on-the-spot
fix it? We discuss a subtle neck consultation in the loos in
lift and some mini liposuction. Annabel’s, Morton’s and
AS TOLD TO BRIDGET HARRISON/THE TIMES/NEWS SYNDICATION. PHOTOGRAPHY: ZAC FRACKELTON/NEWS SYNDICATION. REX FEATURES.
He wants the best. Will I set it Claridge’s in London. One
up – under a false name, of was while beating on a
course? (We call it a double file.) pheasant shoot. Yet usually
A leading actress Skypes me the way I work is this. First,
from the set of her latest film. I’ll get a call from a PA who
She has seen herself close-up in says, “My client would like
the director’s raw footage and is for the shape of his pert, neat lifts a meeting”. This is either at my
panicking about the lines around known as the coupe de champagne. London home, or their home, or via
her eyes. I suggest some fast laser While I’m there, the chief executive Skype. Sometimes I won’t know who
treatment and arrange for my asks me to book him into a clinic to requires my services until they arrive.
favourite aesthetician to meet address his thinning hair and whispers When they walk in, I try not to do a
her in her trailer. to me, who is the best guy to take care double-take if they’re very famous.
I have a consultation with a singer. of his “moobs”? Then I like to guess their issue before
Her stylist has picked a strapless we begin. Often I’m wrong, which has
Versace gown for her to wear at the Under the radar taught me not to make suggestions.
Grammys, but it is not fitting well. If asked my profession, I call myself If someone asks me what, on their
What can she do? I tell her about the an anti-ageing adviser. What I really face or body, I think they should fix,
Kybella injection that melts away fat am is the best-kept secret of the rich I tell them that is for them to decide.
around the armpits. The treatment and famous. At a time when there My job is to make sure they get the
takes eight to 12 weeks to work, so have never been so many anti-ageing best results and they are safe.
she has time. procedures, people hire me to tell Often my consultations are like
She is also considering a fat transfer them where to get the best and to therapy sessions. We look in the
from her waist to her butt to amp up hold their hand through it. mirror, do a lot of talking. Clothes
her curves. Will she have time to And secret I am. Often, I’ll walk come off. Then I present the options.
recover from that procedure, too? Her into a restaurant or private members’ If a client wants to go under the radar,
agent will send me her tour schedule. club in London, Los Angeles or New I set up after-hours appointments in
I am flown to Saint-Tropez to meet York and bump into a client who will my name or arrange for a surgeon to
a chief executive on his super-yacht. pretend they don’t know me. come to their home.
His wife is unhappy with her breasts. Recently, I spent months preparing I am not cheap. An hour’s personal
She has lost her confidence wearing a big Hollywood agent to look his consultation costs $700. If you have
a bikini. I suggest she meet Louis best at his 50th birthday party, but he me on a retainer, we are talking
Benelli, a surgeon in Paris famous didn’t invite me. My clients send me thousands a month. Yet for many »
PLASTIC
SURGERY
FILES
VICTORIA
BECKHAM
In 2014, she said
of her enhanced
breasts, “I don’t
have them
anymore. I think
I may have
purchased them.”
what you want to do, and we’ll make
a schedule. I call this my “pre-nup and
tuck” service.
For some, being given the options is
enough. Others want hand-holding
through the process. I go with them to
their first appointment to make sure
they’re not being pushed into anything.
Top cosmetic doctors are running
PATRICIA HEATON said, “I
wanted to fit into the gowns I finally multimillion-dollar businesses, so they
got to wear”, about having a breast may not be what I would consider
reduction and tummy tuck. impartial. It’s not uncommon to go in
for Botox and find yourself facing a
laser machine. I never take commissions
from clinics or doctors. My clients
have to trust me 100 per cent.
WHO’S DONE If they are having surgery, I sit in
WHAT? on the operation. I am there when
Celebrities pay Shannon they wake up and I take them home.
Leeman for her silence, I arrange bodyguards, chauffeurs,
ROBIN WRIGHT but these stars have a 24-hour nurse, a chef.
admitted, “It’s just the tinies gone public about their I call in therapists to do lymphatic
sprinkle of Botox twice a cosmetic treatments. drainage, light therapy, aromatherapy
year, to take the edge off.” to speed up recovery and make-up
artists to hide scars. If you have had
of my clients, their appearance is their surgery, you have to lie propped up
most valuable asset. If they mess that (unless you’ve had work on your
up, everyone will be talking about it. butt). My pillow arrangements are
My clients want to be on “best- GWYNETH PALTROW revealed, “I a thing of beauty.
dressed” lists. They don’t want to be would do it again, it took five years off my I have also set up at-home gyms.
face”, after undergoing a laser treatment.
the poster child for plastic surgery. One client asked me to build a
Not all my clients are in Hollywood. refrigerated storage room for her
I see people from Europe and the Try before you buy cosmetics. It looked like a well-
Middle East – heads of industry and In the US, the non-surgical nose job is stocked department store. A British
their wives, girlfriends, mothers and the new trend. Dermal fillers are used actress hired me to build her a panic
daughters – but also people who have to straighten areas or correct a hooked room with flattering lighting in case
saved for years. Requests include profile or tip projection. In 10 minutes, there was a break-in and she got
everything from Botox, fillers and you can have a new nose. It’s a good stuck in there. One actor’s wife
laser work to nose jobs, breast lifts, way of trying one – it lasts only a year asked me to organise a video cam in
fat reduction and gynoplasty. – before a permanent surgical solution. their dressing room so she and her
popular now. Surgeons suck the anatomy and wishes of the patient,
fat out of one area with a cannula with the majority of his work on the
(a thin tube), then inject it into anatomy – body and bosom. Easy
another with a giant syringe. Thanks to approach, personable and uses
to the Kardashian aesthetic, people LISA RINNA admitted, “I tried Botox and state-of-the-art technology. He takes
are queuing up to take the fat out of then fillers came into the plastic surgery the time to educate his patients.
world, and you think, that’s not a bad idea.”
their waists and put it into their butts.
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the scenes of the fantastic
new 10-part TV series on the
life of Queen Elizabeth II.
I
n 1952, landing at London Airport on a The 10-part series, which follows the life of
flight from Kenya, where she had learnt the Queen from 1947 and her marriage to Philip
of the death of her father, King George VI, Mountbatten, to 1955 and Winston Churchill’s
and her own ascension to the throne, the resignation as Prime Minister, is the most lavish
new Queen Elizabeth was handed a letter television drama ever made about the royal
from her grandmother, Queen Mary. family. Fans of the monarchy, period drama
“While you mourn your father,” it read, and family and political intrigue will love it.
“you must also mourn someone else, Elizabeth Written by Peter Morgan, who was responsible
Mountbatten, for she has now been replaced for the film The Queen and the play The Audience,
by another person, Elizabeth Regina. The two and starring Claire Foy as the Queen, Matt Smith
Elizabeths will frequently be in conflict with as the Duke of Edinburgh and John Lithgow as
one another, but the Crown must win. Must Churchill, it is exactly the sort of gold-standard
always win.” British production that one might expect to find
This scene, which is played out in the new on British television. In fact, The Crown is a
Netflix TV series The Crown, is a fiction. The production by the US-owned internet streaming
King had, indeed, died and his daughter had ABOVE AND service Netflix.
OPPOSITE: Claire
landed at London Airport. Yet the letter is A further 10 episodes are already in production,
Foy in the role of
the invention of the dramatist Peter Morgan – Queen Elizabeth II
with the option to make more. Peter describes
a device that brilliantly sets up the central theme in The Crown. TOP: The Crown as “a sort of family saga”, but this is,
of The Crown and of a reign that has lasted The Queen in the of course, a highly unusual family – and a unique
nearly 65 years. real crown in 1955. saga. Elizabeth was just 25 when she came to »
flew to Los Angeles for meetings with four major – Matt Smith husband, or to the Crown?”
US networks and Netflix. “Everybody had liked “It’s that struggle that her uncle [the Duke of
it, but Netflix commissioned two series – 20 Windsor] couldn’t cope with at all and which
hours of television – straight off,” he says. “It was crushed her father, but which she manages to
impressive just how speedy their response was.” subsume somehow. History will see her as a »
corridors; the cosy sitting room where she Princess Elizabeth the Duke of Windsor, forbidden to attend, and
sits reading Sporting Life. with the Duke of here seen offering a running commentary to an
This feels like the royal family as we have never Edinburgh after assembled group of friends and cronies. At the
seen them before. In the first episode, there is an their wedding. most sacred moment in the ceremony, the
ABOVE: Elizabeth
extraordinary scene in which surgeons, in order anointing with holy oil, the new monarch is hidden
escorted down the
to keep the gravity of his condition a secret, arrive aisle by her father,
from view under a golden canopy. So why can’t
at Buckingham Palace to operate on the ailing King George VI we see it, an American guest of the Duke asks.
King George. The procedure takes place in a state (Jared Harris) in “Who wants transparency when you can have
room under a majestic chandelier – and actually The Crown. magic?” he replies. “Who wants prose when you »
such a lot to admire. He was a great naval man, “There is barely a person in Britain for whom
revered in the Navy. He was bright and witty, and she hasn’t been alive every day of their life. She is
a great father, actually – he was very much the my mother, she’s other people’s grandmother and
one involved with the children.” Matt says that great-grandmother. Like her or not, at a deeper,
prior to taking the role he had never had much subconscious level, that’s incredibly potent.” AWW
Use this to keep the l ittle da rl i ngs busy whi le you catch u p on a l l the gossi p
PTH0483/A
[ Humour ]
L
ast year, my husband gave me card was to bring some sexy back. He said
a present for my birthday that although he loved every hair on my body,
took my breath away. It set a plucking them out of my face didn’t rouse him
new benchmark in the world of to crack out the Burt Bacharach album and
husband/wife present exchanging a jar of chocolate body paint. For a while, I
and regularly I’d field enquiries from other resisted his suggestion, but eventually realised
husbands about it. They weren’t wanting to I couldn’t keep up the rigours of removal and
know where they could get one for their called the laser clinic for an appointment.
wives, no, no, they were wanting to know if The lady who fetched me from the waiting
the legend was true – did my husband really room was in a white coat to convey scientific
give me a voucher for laser hair removal? superiority. This was more than just a wax, she
I loved the shock on their faces when I told told me, this was permanent hair removal.
them no, he didn’t give me a voucher for hair Before she proceeded, was I prepared to say
removal, he just gave me a business card for
a hair removal salon and a firm suggestion
“ farewell to the follicle? Like Darth Vader, she
had a laser and knew how to use it, explaining
I should “fix myself up”. At my own expense Like Darth she’d point her beam over my hair(s) then pull
and in my own time, of course.
It’s comforting to know that romance is
Vader, she the trigger. This would permanently burn the
shaft all the way to the root and I’d have a
still alive, isn’t it? had a laser chin as bald as Yul Brynner … forever.
To be fair, he did have a point and perhaps and knew Yes, this was what I wanted – ta-ta tweezers,
I should just cop his bluntness on the chin,
which was precisely where the problem lay. how to use it. get the pluck away from me. My therapist
(laser not life) got into position and pulled
My hairy mole, the subject of my first column
in this fine publication, had experienced
” the trigger. There was a flash, a slight heat
sensation and a whiff of singed hair, which
a growth spurt. Not the mole itself – that I found strangely comforting. A salve was
remained unchanged in shape, size and slathered and an appointment made for two
prominent location on my chin. But the hair weeks later to make sure we’d killed the root
that sprouted in the centre had seemingly of evil. Oh, yes, we did. Now when I’m lost
been in contact with follicle fertiliser and in thought, striking a pose not dissimilar
was growing like Jack’s beanstalk. to Rodin’s The Thinker, the only thought
Despite the fact I had tweezers in every I have is how wonderful to have removed one
nook and cranny, handbag, glove box and item from the list of attractive menopausal
toiletries bag, I couldn’t stay on symptoms, leaving me more
top of the growth. It wasn’t just time to deal with night sweats,
a single hair anymore, it had weight gain and mood swings.
developed shoots and was now Sometimes, one other thought
a hair cluster. My family was sneaks in, though – how Mick
put on watch with instructions Jagger wasn’t wrong when he
to tell me immediately when I’d sang, You can’t always get what
germinated. We developed our you want, but sometimes … you
own Auslan code so they could get what you need. AWW
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Having good What advice can you give
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It makes me
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A I’ve learned that no matter how
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to treat yourself. During the early years,
ready to take you don’t get much time to yourself,
but if you keep up healthy habits like
on my day. drinking lots of water, eating the right
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he problem with most we feel today, but also how our bodies
popular diets or the latest age and our health fares decades into
exercise regimen is that the future. Real food means food that
they don’t consider a is close to the way nature intended.
holistic approach to That is food that is full of beneficial
health and wellbeing. A short-sighted nutrients, phytochemicals and
goal of weight loss over a few weeks zoochemicals, which our bodies need
isn’t going to help you with long-term to function at their best. Real food is
weight control, let vegetables, fruit,
alone your total nuts, seeds,
body health. wholegrains,
We must move legumes,
away from the seafood, meat,
crazy diets, the dairy, eggs
impossible-to- and certain
keep-up food made
exercise directly from
regimens these, such
and instead as extra virgin
embrace true olive oil (the
lifestyle change. juice squeezed
This is the only way from olives) or
we can not only get tofu (made from soy
lean if we have weight to beans). This doesn’t
lose, but prevent weight gain mean no processed foods at
over time so that we stay lean. all. I keep hearing people say
that processed food is bad. But
1 Food
Eat delicious food that nourishes
your body in appropriate portions to
this is a far too simplistic statement.
Processing can, in fact, be beneficial
for certain foods. Processing tomatoes
lose body fat if you need to, or stay to make tomato paste, for example,
lean if you are already a healthy body not only gives us a food with a
composition. Knowledge continues to conveniently long shelf life, it also
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Exercise is a non-negotiable for
long-term good health and weight
The r Joanna Plate
Diets usually fail because they
olive oil,
avocado,
nuts, seeds
control. It changes the way your body don’t give you autonomy. You need
works, making you a better fat burner flexibility and choice in selecting
and, with a little extra muscle, you’ll what to eat, while having the often unhealthy food, when stressed,
burn more kilojoules at rest. Aim for framework and knowledge you while elevated levels of stress
a minimum of a 30-minute walk every need to create a healthy menu hormones direct your body to lay
day and add two or three more formal plan. That’s where the Dr Joanna down those extra kilojoules as fat
exercise sessions into your week – Plate comes in. With a simple ‘1, 2, around your middle – the worst kind
such as fitness classes, yoga, Pilates, 3, 4’ thought process, you have a of fat for health. Others may find they
dancing, cycling or running. plant-rich, fibre-rich, low-GI meal turn to alcohol to blunt a stressful day.
with the right balance of protein, Learning how to manage your stress
4 Activity
Aside from the formal exercise
you do, how active you are for the
carbohydrate and fat. more effectively really can make a
major difference to your ability to
get and stay lean.
rest of the day also matters. Count standing desk, use it for some of the
up how many hours you sit on an
average day. Especially if you work
at a desk, you’ll be amazed how
time; stand on the bus or train; stand
when you are on a long phone call;
walk the escalators and
6 Sleep
Being tired all the time erodes
your ability to eat well, move more
these add up. Set yourself goals grab other opportunities and manage your stress. Aim for seven
to break up sitting times, so for movement. to eight hours sleep on most nights
that you never sit for more and you’ll be amazed how much
than a couple of hours
without a break for at
least a few minutes
5 Stress
Stress can lead you
to sleep badly; you’re
better you look, feel and perform. If
you’re tossing and turning in the night
or you struggle to get to sleep, think
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I’m concerned about the mercury If she’s overweight, try to help her achieve
levels my son might be consuming. a healthy weight, because excess weight may
He loves seafood and eats salmon contribute to increased severity of psoriasis.
most days for lunch at school. Can you eat Encourage plant-based foods and avoid refined
too much fish? M.V., SA. sugars and processed foods. A significant
It’s good that your son likes to eat seafood, number of people with psoriasis respond to a
because the omega-3 healthy fat content and strict gluten-free diet, so that’s worth trying, too.
protein are beneficial for his development.
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Smaller fish, such as salmon, are less likely to I have rather large breasts (size 14E)
contain high levels of mercury than larger fish, and have been experiencing severe
such as swordfish; however, they can contain back pain for the past few months.
some mercury. Unborn babies and children up I’m contemplating a breast reduction. Would
to six years of age are most vulnerable to the you recommend it? B.S., NSW.
toxic effects of mercury. You could introduce If you’re very unhappy with the size of your
other protein sources, such as eggs, tofu or breasts for any reason, you can discuss breast
chicken, to his diet for variety. reduction with a plastic surgeon. If back pain is
your main motivation, explore possible other
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I’m 58, and whenever I go on a plane, causes for your discomfort. A physiotherapist
my legs swell up. Do you recommend or osteopath can help you with this.
compression stockings? What else can
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flight to reduce swelling? S.M., NSW. I eat. I’m only eating until I’m about
Leg swelling on long-haul flights is a common 80 per cent full, but the pain and
problem. I recommend you always wear discomfort that I experience lasts for an hour
compression stockings and move around or more. How can I overcome this? T.Y., Vic.
regularly. Avoid salt in your food for 24 hours You’ll need to see your doctor, who’ll test you for
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weeks, he’s had trouble swallowing ulceration or other
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digital detox?
Digital detox refers to a period of
habits and what drives our online
behaviours – will be unlikely to have
long-term impacts on improving our
on my commute home and check my time in which a person refrains from relationship to technology,” she
work schedule for tomorrow. I’ll then using technological devices such says. “In the same way a juice detox
aimlessly scroll through my Facebook as smartphones and computers. doesn’t have long-term impacts on
and Instagram feeds, before streaming our relationship with food, it’s a
a new television series on my tablet. simple short-term restriction.”
I’m a part of a growing number of Studies show that excessive use of So, rather than signing off social
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On average, Australians check their our health and may even result in bad tips to cut down your digital use.
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according to the Mobile Consumer detox the answer? Sydney psychologist and emails, and avoid using your
Survey 2015, by Deloitte. Jocelyn Brewer says no. “Technology phone or tablet during meal times
“My belief is that addiction to is not ‘addictive’ officially. Perpetuating and family time. If you’re able
technology (though not technology the notion that technology use is to, switch off your devices for set
itself) is our greatest threat and is beyond someone’s control is a furphy. periods each day and don’t respond
causing an epidemic of health issues,” We have the choice as to how to use to every beep or buzz.
writes Jason Bawden-Smith in his technology; calling it addictive is not Reduce screen time before bed
book, In The Dark. “We are hooked: a useful way to describe it,” she says. Stop screen time at least 30 minutes
we love our phones, our wi-fi, our Jocelyn says we should be focused before going to bed, to help your
computers and all the convenience on our usage habits and preventing mind and body unwind. During
of city living, and it would be hard problematic internet use and overuse, this digital-free time period, turn off
to wean ourselves off these everyday rather than choosing to do a short- notifications for emails, applications
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Preheat oven to 220°C (200°C fan-forced). single layer, on trays lined with baking fries on a paper towel. Season with salt.
Cut 1kg unpeeled kipfler potatoes into paper; drizzle with 2 tablespoons extra
wedges. Combine 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil. Roast for 15 minutes. Turn 6. Chilli garlic fries
virgin olive oil, 2 teaspoons ground wedges; roast for a further 15 minutes or Make a batch of fries following the Salted
cumin, 1 teaspoon hot paprika, ½ teaspoon until lightly browned. Stir 2 teaspoons Fries recipe (above). Meanwhile, heat 2
ground oregano, ½ teaspoon ground black finely grated lime rind, 2 tablespoons sea teaspoons extra virgin olive oil in a small
pepper, 1 teaspoon ground coriander and salt flakes and 1 teaspoon chilli flakes in a frying pan; cook 2 sliced fresh long red
¼ teaspoon chilli powder in a small bowl. small dry frying pan over a low heat for 3 chillies until soft. Add 2 sliced cloves garlic;
Place wedges on a large oiled oven tray, in minutes or until rind is dry. Cool. Serve cook, stirring, until fragrant. Serve hot fries
a single layer; drizzle with oil mixture, toss wedges sprinkled with lime chilli salt. immediately sprinkled with chilli mixture.
to coat. Roast for 40 minutes, turning Tips If you like, add ½ cup Thai basil
occasionally or until crisp and cooked. 4. Lemon pepper fries leaves to the oil after cooking the fries;
Serve topped with oregano leaves. Make a batch of fries following the Salted fry leaves for 30 seconds until crisp, then
Fries recipe (below), omitting the salt. toss them with the chilli mixture. These
2. Paprika potato wedges Combine 1 tablespoon finely grated fries go well with hamburgers, grilled or
with parmesan lemon rind (use a microplane grater), pan-fried steak and lamb cutlets.
Place two baking trays in oven; preheat ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
oven to 240°C (220°C fan-forced). Cut 1kg and 1 teaspoon salt flakes in a small bowl.
peeled floury potatoes (such as sebago) Serve hot fries immediately sprinkled
into wedges. Place wedges in a large bowl with lemon pepper and lemon wedges.
with 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, Tips You could also use grated lime
40g melted butter and 2 teaspoons rind instead of lemon and crushed
smoked paprika. Season with salt; toss to Sichuan peppercorns instead of black
coat. Place wedges, in a single layer, on hot pepper. These fries go well with battered
trays. Roast, turning once, for 35 minutes or grilled fish or chicken, prawns and fish.
or until golden and crisp. Serve topped
with ½ cup (40g) finely grated parmesan 5. Salted fries
and with aïoli. Cut 1kg peeled russet burbank potatoes,
Tip Aïoli is a garlic mayonnaise lengthways, into 1cm-thick slices; cut
available from supermarkets and delis. again, lengthways, into 1cm-wide pieces.
Deep frying tips
FOOD PREPARATION BY ANGELA DEVLIN.
1 2
5 6
Mango
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[ Julie Goodwin ]
processor with the sugar and lime juice;
blitz to a purée.
3 In the bowl of a food processor, process
biscuits until fine crumbs form. Add the
butter and extra sugar; mix well. Press
firmly into the base of prepared pan;
refrigerate while preparing filling.
4 Sprinkle the gelatine over the water in
a small jug and stir until dissolved.
5 In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat
cream cheese until completely smooth.
With the mixer running, pour in the
condensed milk. Remove the bowl
from the mixer and stir through the
gelatine mixture and the chopped
mango, then gently fold through the
whipped cream. Pour into the biscuit
Aussie mess
base. Chill for 6 hours or overnight.
6 Cut the cheeks off the extra mangoes,
then slice thinly. Serve the cheesecake
Aussie mess then remove to completely cool. Break with the purée and topped with mango.
SERVES 6 PREP AND COOK TIME 1 HOUR into shards. Not suitable to freeze or microwave.
30 MINUTES (+ COOLING TIME) 4 Put the peaches, lime juice and icing
sugar in a blender and blitz to a purée. Bruschetta with blue cheese
3 egg whites 5 In six large water glasses, layer the and nectarine salsa
¼ teaspoon fine salt mango, passionfruit pulp, whipped SERVES 4-6 AS AN ENTRÉE PREP AND COOK TIME
⅔ cup (150g) caster sugar cream and peach mixture with the 30 MINUTES
3 white peaches, skin on, quartered, meringue. Finish with whipped cream
stones removed and passionfruit pulp. ½ sourdough baguette or loaf, sliced
juice of 1 lime Not suitable to freeze or microwave. thinly on the diagonal
1 tablespoon icing sugar 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1kg mangoes, peeled, diced Mango cheesecake finely grated rind and juice of 1 lime
pulp of 6 passionfruit SERVES 12 PREP AND COOK TIME 40 MINUTES 1 tablespoon caster sugar
300ml thickened cream, (+ REFRIGERATION TIME) 6 nectarines, stones removed,
whipped chopped finely
3 (1.5kg) ripe mangoes 1 small red chilli, seeded, chopped finely
1 Preheat oven to 170°C (150°C fan-forced). 2 tablespoons caster sugar 2 green onions (green shallots), white
Grease a large oven tray and line with juice of 1 lime and pale green parts, sliced
baking paper. 250g packet butternut snap biscuits ½ bunch mint leaves, chopped finely
2 Beat the egg whites and salt with an 100g butter, melted 100g blue cheese
electric mixer until soft peaks form. Begin 1 tablespoon caster sugar, extra
adding the caster sugar, a little at a time, 2 teaspoons powdered gelatine 1 Preheat a char-grill pan to medium-high.
until it’s all used up. Continue to mix until ⅔ cup (160ml) lukewarm water 2 Brush the sourdough slices on both
the egg whites form stiff, glossy peaks. 500g cream cheese, at room sides with the oil and grill in batches on
(You should be able to hold the bowl of temperature both sides until the bread is crisp with
the mixer upside down for a slow count 395g can condensed milk good char lines. Set aside to cool.
to 10, without it falling out.) 1 cup (250ml) thickened cream, whipped 3 In a medium bowl, combine lime juice
3 Spread the mixture onto the prepared 2 (1kg) mangoes, extra, to serve and sugar; stir until dissolved. Add the
oven tray, leaving a 3cm space around nectarines, chilli, onion, mint and lime
the edges. Bake for 30 minutes, then 1 Grease and line a 26cm springform rind, then toss to combine.
reduce the temperature to 140°C (120°C cake pan. 4 Spread each slice of the sourdough
fan-forced) and bake for a further 40 2 Remove the flesh from the mangoes. with a thin layer of the blue cheese
minutes or until crisp. Turn the oven off Chop one of the mangoes into 2cm and top with a generous spoonful of
and prop the door open an inch or so. pieces; set aside. Place the flesh of the the nectarine salsa.
Allow the meringue to cool in the oven, other two mangoes in a blender or food Not suitable to freeze or microwave.
Christmas
cake sundaes
For recipe, see
page 150.
Turkey rissoles
with coleslaw
For recipe,
see overleaf.
Sweeten up your
Australia Day with our
frosty and fun take on
this patriotic classic.
Lamington pops
MAKES 10 PREP AND COOK TIME 1 HOUR
(+ REFRIGERATION AND FREEZING TIME) STEP 1 STEP 3a
1 vanilla bean
300ml pouring cream
2 cups (500ml) milk
⅔ cup (150g) caster sugar
4 egg yolks
125g raspberries
1½ tablespoons icing sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice
10 popsicle sticks
200g dark chocolate (55% cocoa),
chopped
50g cocoa butter, chopped (see
Test Kitchen tip)
2 tablespoons shredded coconut
Chocolate cake
with a twist
This month, we've
zooshed up a simple
chocolate cake with a
hint of rosewater and
adorned it with luscious
pink swirly cream.
Chocolate and rose cake
SERVES 12 PREP AND COOK TIME 1 HOUR
(+ COOLING TIME)
Add egg mixture to chocolate mixture; peaks form. Add a few drops of food
1 Preheat oven to 180°C (160°C fan-forced). stir until just combined. Fold in hazelnut colouring; fold gently through to swirl.
Grease a deep 22cm round springform meal. Pour mixture into prepared pan. 6 Serve cake topped with Vanilla Rose
pan; line base and side with baking paper. 4 Bake cake for 45 minutes or until a Cream and crystallised rose petals.
2 Place cocoa, butter and chocolate in skewer inserted into the centre comes Cake suitable to freeze. Not suitable
a large heatproof bowl over a medium out clean. Cool cake in pan. to microwave.
saucepan of simmering water (do not 5 VANILLA ROSE CREAM Beat cream,
allow base of bowl to touch water); stir sugar, vanilla and rosewater in a medium
until butter and chocolate melt and bowl with an electric mixer until soft Test Kitchen tip
mixture is smooth. Remove bowl from ● Crystallised rose petals and
pan; cool for 15 minutes. For more great recipes rosewater are available from
3 Beat eggs, sugar and rosewater in search chocolate cake on some delicatessens and gourmet
a small bowl with an electric mixer food stores.
for 2 minutes or until thick and creamy.
Quick bites
Xanthe Roberts gives us the inside track on all things
foodie and scours the country for great new tastes. Home-made takeaway
New online food ordering system
Food By Us connects you to makers
Goodness of delicious home-made food, from
times four dinners to cakes, in your area. Perfect as
Give your a gift for a friend in need or new mum.
Available in Sydney and Melbourne.
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The Australian
Oregano-gate
Women’s An ACCC investigation
Weekly Little Box of Super has revealed major
Foods, a clever collection herb suppliers have
been bulking out
of four cookbooks, each oregano with cheap
highlighting a key ingredient fillers, such as olive and
– quinoa, kale, seeds and sumac leaves. Tests found
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In season
It’s peak blackberry season and, thanks to a chilly
winter in Victoria and a wet winter in Queensland,
growers are enjoying a bountiful crop. Look out for
great prices and sweet, juicy fruit.
Meringues
without eggs
A surprising way to make perfect
crisp, chewy meringues.
Egg-free meringues
MAKES 8 PREP AND COOK TIME 3 HOURS
PHOTOGRPAHY BY JAMES MOFFATT. STYLING BY MICHAELA LE COMPTE. FOOD PREPARATION BY NICK BANBURY.
Albert Park ,
Vic
[ Home design ]
F
or fashion store owner windows in the entrance and the fact
Lynn Clay, her home in that all the beautiful original features
Melbourne’s leafy Albert were intact.”
Park, which she shares Since moving in, the couple has
with her husband, Geoff, made many changes to the two-
is a tranquil escape. “We’ve lived here bedroom house, starting with
for just over three years and it still replastering all the walls to make
feels like I’m on holidays,” says Lynn. them completely smooth and free of
“Our street is so quiet, yet just around cracks. “We painted the walls straight
the corner there are buzzing cafes out of the tin without any tint –
and restaurants, and the beach is only painters hate doing this, as you need
10 minutes away.” many more coats,” she says. The tip
The couple purchased the home was passed on by a interior design
after falling in love with its original, friend years ago. “The look is just
vintage features. The house had been fabulous and we love it.”
untouched for generations and was The renovations also included
begging for some special attention adding hydronic heating, removing the
– a real renovator’s dream. old carpet (and discovering glorious
“The kitchen had an original wide timber floorboards in the
Kookaburra gas cooker and there process), adding an internal bathroom
was no heating or indoor toilet,” says and updating the kitchen. “We left the
Lynn.“We fell for the simplicity of the kitchen’s original walls and tiled it in
property, with its beautiful leadlight subway tiles. An industrial sink was »
2
with paintings and furnishings.
Large pieces of furniture in art piece has a special memory; they
small rooms work well – lots were all found on different occasions,”
she explains. “I bought them from
3
of little pieces can look busy.
Only have belongings you markets, op shops and antique stores.”
love! They bring you joy every For Lynn, simplicity is at the heart
day. Your home should be your of all her decorating decisions.
sanctuary that makes you happy. “[Nineteenth-century English textile
designer] William Morris once said:
‘Have nothing in your house that you
do not know to be useful or believe to
be beautiful’ – wise words indeed. We
don’t have anything we don’t love in
our house,” she says.
“Owning my store, Scarlet Jones,
gives me my inspiration and keeps me
up to date,” she adds.
The interior is a mixture of the old
and the new, with many unique
vintage pieces in the mix. “I adore
vintage, quality design. It’s ageless and Top: The kitchen was updated with a new
you can see that someone has cared sink, stove and glistening white tiles.
and taken pride in their work.” AWW Above and left: vintage and antique finds.
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ARE APPROXIMATE. ITEMS AVAILABLE ONLINE WHERE WEBSITES ARE QUOTED.
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1. Harvest 1 light pendant, $299, from Beacon Lighting, beaconlighting.com.au. 2. Kirmizi silk velvet cushion, $170, from Cultiver, cultiver.com.
3. Portland serving bowl, $67.20, from Pottery Barn, potterybarn.com.au. 4. Madame Daisy vase, $35, from Jones and Co, jonesandco.com.au.
5. Classic style jug, $44.50, from Imprint House, imprinthouse.net. 6. Persisk Hamadan rug, $199, from IKEA, ikea.com.au (store locations only).
7. Bravur wall clock, $49.99, from IKEA, as before. 8. Airlie occasional chair, $459, from Freedom, freedom.com.au.
Child’s play
Want to turn your children into green thumbs? Make
gardening an exciting adventure, writes Jackie Fre
ench
h.
G
ardening is fun, Resullt: A green teepee cave,
especially for a cubby where you can rreach
children. Here are up and crunch the beans.
my school holiday
temptations to lure Plant ‘Hello, Grandma’,
your kids away from their a map of Australia or a
screens and into the garden. drawing of a dinosaur
Props needed: An empty garden
Grow an elephant in the bed or one dug in the lawn (but
backyard (start small!) they should ask permission first).
Topiary is the art of shaping Seedlings: Alyssum, pansies
bushes into neat or fascinating and petunias will grow fast,
shapes. Sometimes it takes years, but there are lots to choose from.
but if you use a fast-growing Avoid “spreading petunias” that
bush you’ll have an elephant … or will sprawl all over the garden.
horse ... or dinosaur … or elegant Method: Mark out the words, map
triangle … within six months.
Jobs for January or dinosaur on ground. Plant the
Props needed: ● A fast-growing shrub ● Water, water, more water. seedlings. Water well, and then feed
like a small potted photinia or dwarf ● And mulch, mulch and according to directions on the packet.
lillypilly. ● A favourite topiary shape. more mulch, especially Wait! In two or three weeks during
Hunt out a supplier online. There will coarse mulches like sugar summer, the words or shape should
be hundreds of shapes to choose from. cane that will protect soil be clear, and in six weeks they
Method: Plant the shrub in the ground from summer deluges. will look wonderful!
or a large pot. Fit the shape over it. ● Deadhead all flowers to
Every time a leaf or twig pokes out encourage more blooms Personalise their fruit
beyond the wire shape, cut it off. until autumn. and vegetables
Keep trimming! It’s that easy! ● Soak pot plants in a bucket Props needed: ● A fruiting tomato,
or the bath overnight to stop zucchini or apple. ● Brown paper,
Bean teepee soil turning to concrete in scissors and duct tape.
Props needed: ● 6 tall tomato stakes. the heat and repelling water. Method: Write the child’s name in
● 6 large pots filled with potting mix. ● Add ice cubes to the dog’s running writing in big fat letters on
● 18 climbing bean seeds. ● 1 hammer. drinking bowl and make sure brown paper. Cut it out carefully.
● Water, kids and a garden. it’s in the shade. Use the transparent sticky tape to
Method: Plant three seeds in each pot. ● Find where the cat is tape it firmly across the fruit.
Water each day till seedlings emerge. sitting – it will be the coolest As the fruit or veg ripens, their name
Show the kids how to hammer the spot in the garden – and put will stay green underneath the paper.
stakes in on an angle so their tops your chair there. Add sun hat, When it’s ripe pick it, pull off tape and
meet in the middle. Place a pot by cool drinks and The Weekly, paper – and you have an individualised
each stake and over the next 2-3 then put your feet up. piece of fruit ready for them to show
weeks twine the beans up the poles. off on the first day of school. AWW
pansy, portulaca, stock, salvias and sunflowers. Don’t plant shrubs till it’s cooler.
Vegetables: Artichokes, beans, beetroot, bok choy, broccoli, cabbage, carrots, cauliflower, celery,
chicory, corn, lettuce (not if the temperature is over 30ºC, as it may not germinate), Jerusalem
artichokes, melons (in frost-free areas), parsley, including Italian parsley, parsnip, pumpkins (fast-
maturing bush ones), radish, silverbeet, sweet potatoes and zucchini.
1 3
2
4
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Open season
While you’re having fun in the great
outdoors this summer, you don’t
need to leave good style in the
shade, says Hande Renshaw.
BARGAIN 5
BUY
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1. Banana Palm Luxe Twin round float, $99.95, from Sunny Life, sunnylife.com.au. 2. Lattice ceramic accent table, $211.20,
from Pottery Barn, potterybarn.com.au. 3. Montauk beach umbrella, $99.95, from Sunny Life, as before. 4. Anchorage deck chair, $129,
from Freedom, freedom.com.au. 5. Satsumas plant stand, $49.99, from IKEA, ikea.net.au. 6. IS Gifts outdoor beanbag in Daisies print, $159,
from Top 3 By Design, top3.com.au. 7. The Great Outdoors Package – two replica Acapulco chairs and replica Acapulco side table, $475,
from Matt Blatt, mattblatt.com.au. 8. Stripes + Dots Mercury Hurricanes, $39.95-$49, from West Elm, westelm.com.au.
bestbuys
JANUARY
Home hints
Georgina Bitcon shares tips on easing puffy eyes, demisting windscreens,
removing fake tan stains and more, plus there's a reader's prize hint.
ASK THE WEEKLY Hit the mist
Q
How can I remove dried Keep bathroom mirrors or your
acrylic paint from a car windscreen mist-free for
painted wooden table months by smearing the glass
without having to repaint it? with dishwashing detergent, then
L. Paget, Horsham, Vic. rubbing with a clean cloth until it
Dampen a cloth with methylated is completely clear and dry.
spirits or acetone and press it
over the paint splash for a few Foot freshener
minutes to soften the paint. Very If you suffer from hot, smelly
gently and carefully, rub the feet in summer, soak them for
mark, turning cloth to a clean 15 minutes in a solution of 1 cup
spot repeatedly, and checking to antiseptic mouthwash (any kind),
see the colour being removed is 1 cup white vinegar and 2 cups
not the base paint. Eventually, warm water.
the splashed paint will lift.
If your towels The eyes have it
Power to the flower don’t seem to be Reduce puffiness and dark circles under eyes by
To stop cut hydrangeas wilting, recut the stems
as absorbent as chilling two used green teabags, then resting with
to desired length, smash the bottom 2cm with a
mallet or slit with a knife, put in boiling water for
they used to be, them on your eyelids for 15 minutes. Repeat daily.
30 seconds, then transfer to a vase of fresh water. put them through Ban the tan
a wash cycle To remove self-tanning lotion from clothing, wipe
The thing for stings using only hot stain with a little lavender oil then launder as usual.
Control the inflammation caused by mosquito,
ant and other insect bites by wetting your skin
water and 1 cup An egg-cellent idea
and rubbing an aspirin over the spot. of vinegar After you boil an egg, don’t throw away the
(no detergent), eggshells or the cooking water. Use cooled egg
Bags of beach fun followed water for African violets and dig ground eggshells
Take small plastic toys to the beach in a mesh immediately by in around tomatoes, eggplants, capsicum and roses.
laundry bag . It’s easy to pack and carry and the
sand can be washed out while the toys are still
another cycle SHARE YOUR DOMESTIC SECRETS
in the bag. using only hot Send your handy hints or questions to: Home
water and 1/2 cup Hints, The Australian Women’s Weekly, GPO Box
Cream on ice bicarb soda. 4178, Sydney, NSW 2001, or email openline@
Instead of wasting it, freeze leftover cream in
ice cube trays, and transfer to ziplock bags.
Dry as usual. bauer-media.com.au. We pay $75 for the reader’s
prize hint each month. While every effort is made
Pop a couple of cubes into casseroles, soups to ensure the efficacy of each hint, we cannot
or pasta sauces. take responsibility for individual results.
The film Jackie examines the trauma and upheaval that the
assassination of President John F. Kennedy inflicted on the First
Lady. FROM LEFT: The fateful November day in Dallas in 1963;
Jackie with her children, John Jnr and Caroline, leave the Capitol
to follow her husband’s cortege to his funeral; she contemplates
giving up her life in the White House; the Kennedys were a
handsome young couple, whose seemingly perfect life was cut
short by his violent death; Natalie on the set with director Pablo
Larraín; US Vice-President Lyndon Johnson (John Carroll Lynch)
is sworn in as President with Jackie, in shock and still wearing the
Chanel suit spattered with her husband’s blood, as a witness.
WORLD FIRST
The Ensemble Theatre in Sydney
is staging the world premiere of
David Williamson’s new play Odd
Man Out, a “love story with a few
twists and turns”, starring Lisa
Gormley and Justin Stewart Cotta
(both above). From January 19 to
March 18. Visit ensemble.com.au.
COMPILED BY BERNARD O’SHEA. ODD MAN OUT: ENSEMBLE THEATRE. DUSTY: COLIN PAGE. LADIES IN BLACK: ROB MACCOLL. ALLIED: © 2016 PARAMOUNT PICTURES.
FESTIVAL FEVER
Delightful Dusty
Sydney will be abuzz as the 41st
A UNITED KINGDOM: © TRANSMISSION FILMS. LA LA LAND: © ENTERTAINMENT ONE RED DOG: TRUE BLUE: © ROADSHOW FILMS. MOANA: © 2016 DISNEY.
Sydney Festival gets into full
swing. Running from January
7 to 29, it features 150 events Amy Lehpamer (left) stars as Dusty Springfield
across 46 venues, including the and Todd McKenney as her confidant Rodney
musical Ladies in Black (above), in Dusty: The Musical, at the Festival Centre in
which will also head to Brisbane,
Melbourne and Canberra. Adelaide from December 31 to January 22.
Visit sydneyfestival.org.au. Visit adelaidefestivalcentre.com.au.
FOLK EXTRAVAGANZA Music lovers will converge on Woodford in Queensland for the 31st Woodfood Folk
Don’t miss Festival, showcasing more than 400 acts across 35 venues. The six-day event (December 27 to January 1) includes
blues, folk and rock music, circus and comedy acts and a children’s festival. Visit woodfordfolkfestival.com.
Rosen’s; an American girl who on her See the Contents page for first novel, based on the
12th birthday receives a package from her the location of Bauer Media’s true story of the wartime role of the St Louis liner.
great-aunt, Hannah, which contains Privacy Notice and full terms “The role of fiction is to make reality believable,”
and conditions. If you do
negatives of photographs she has never seen says Armando. He lives in Manhattan with his
not want your information
before. Anna longs to know more about provided to any organisation
partner and their three children. His work is fuelled
her absent father and these photos are the not associated with this by “my obsession with rejection; the fear of others
catalyst to connect with her family history promotion, please indicate who think differently, have an accent, a different
and eventually meet her great-aunt in Cuba. this clearly on your entry. skin colour or believe in another God, is endless.”
Congratulations to Lyn Boyle from Watchem, Vic, winner of The Weekly’s November Book Club competition, who
NOV loved reading Moloka’i by Alan Brennert. “Alan Brennert has created an amazing heroine in Rachel, a Hawaiian girl
WINNER who contracts leprosy at seven, and is sent to Moloka’i. The story follows her life, to her cure at 61 and her search for
her daughter, who she had to give up at birth. It is a story that will stay in your mind for a long time,” writes Lyn.
doom. There’s Anna Spargo-Ryan’s tender a relationship of equality and respect. Seeing a hen Ella Fitzgerald. All the
story of learning to love football from her her slowly bloom and make up for her ingredients of a satisfying
grandad, and the enduring wit of Clive earlier mistake in giving up the right man country storytelling are nestled
James as he writes about the pleasures by cleverly avoiding the wrong man is one in this heartwarming tale –
of television binge watching. of Austen’s and literature’s finest moments. aromas of home cooking,
the promise of new love.
inhalation, after a tumbler of Famous Grouse, and smoking in bed, Fran collide in Young’s intoxicating
asks, “So what? A better exit than dying in a hospital corridor.” When language. The book’s title
friend Josephine moves into a pretentious development, Fran observes; comes from Fay’s husband,
if it mimics a retired college don for her, “So what?”. And Fran? “She’s just Yang Pao: “ People can
an old woman groping in the bottom of her bag, checking her keys and overcome anything – a
her mobile to see if they are still there.” Luminously perceptive. mountain of suffering.”
A risky business
It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme, but there are pitfalls to buying a brand
new apartment, as founding editor of Money magazine Pam Walkley discovers.
B
uying an apartment off the plan – substantially lower than that for houses. Many
before construction is finished and off-the-plan buyers would have expected capital
sometimes before it’s even started growth between contract and settlement.”
– is a leap of faith at the best of With so many new properties coming onto
times. You’re buying something the market, the RBA says there’s a risk that
you cannot see, walk through, touch or feel. off-the-plan buyers may not be able to settle
And often you’re not paying a fair price. because the banks could value the properties at
Now with a glut of new apartments in the less than the contract price – something that’s
pipeline in many of Australia’s major cities, already occurring. And buyers who can’t settle
those buying off the plan are in real danger of can potentially lose more than just the deposit.
paying more than the property will be worth
when it’s finished. And if this happens, buyers Unplanned events
who need mortgage loans to complete their In one extreme case a Queensland businessman
purchases will find the banks very reluctant “ lost more than $15 million on a Gold Coast
to advance the amounts they need.
Indeed the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA)
You’re penthouse he bought off the plan. Charlie
Caltabiano paid an Australian record of
has warned there are signs that some off-the- buying almost $17 million for the penthouse in the
plan buyers are already facing difficulties something Soul complex in 2006. He broke the contract
ISTOCK. THE OPINIONS IN THIS ARTICLE ARE MEANT ONLY AS A GUIDE. READERS SHOULD SEEK INDEPENDENT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
settling on their purchases. and tried to sell, but failed and the property
you cannot didn’t resell until last year, for $7 million.
The settlement risk
The apartment building boom is far from
see, walk Not only did he lose his $1.7 million deposit,
but a court ordered him to pay $14 million to
over. Real estate analyst CoreLogic predicts through, the developer.
completions will peak soon. Over the next two
years, about 231,000 units will be finished
touch or feel. The first consideration for anyone thinking
of buying off the plan is to research what the
compared with average annual sales of
108,000 over the past five years. The
” experts are saying about future growth in
prices in the area. If the consensus
inner city areas of Melbourne is that values are likely to stagnate
(14,353), Brisbane (10,189) and or fall, then it’s a no-go zone.
Sydney (9376) will have the biggest Secondly, many developers
supply of new units. The wider overprice their properties. You also
Sydney and Melbourne areas will need to be confident they won’t go
have 81,696 and 80,503 new bankrupt during construction, as
apartments respectively. you’re likely to lose your deposit.
This expected glut raises concerns, Off-the-plan contracts are much
says Cameron Kusher, author of more complex than those for the
CoreLogic’s report into apartment sale of an existing property, and
settlement risk. “In many regions, it’s really important you use a
capital growth for units has been good, well-informed solicitor. AWW
“A friend of mine suggested I do the H&R Block Income Tax Course and
it turned out to be a blessing, as it has given me the skills to start a new The Income Tax Course
career with H&R Block and earn a second source of income. from H&R Block.
I have always been slightly fascinated with numbers and originally all
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I wanted to learn was how to prepare my husband’s tax returns, but as the
by numbers?
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VANISHING ACT
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Your stars
for 2017
Will your year be filled with thrilling romance, exciting
finance opportunities and family harmony in 2017?
Astrologer Jessica Adams predicts your highs
and lows for the year ahead.
ILLUSTRATIONS ● KRISTY ALLEN
Your bird sign Bright and noisy, or proud and majestic, what is your avian spirit? Discoveryour zodiac bird below.
ARIES ● Willie Wagtail: These confident LEO ● Cockatoo: The lion is the king SAGITTARIUS ● Galah: Everyone needs
and territorial little creatures are brave of the jungle, and the cockatoo likes to a fun-loving and social Sagittarius friend
and foolhardy, often chasing prey twice think it is king of the outback (or your in their life. The pink and grey galah is
their size. Perhaps they remind you of a backyard), with its squawking and bright an equally playful fellow, often found in
courageous Aries in your life? yellow crest. Just like a human Leo, large groups.
TAURUS ● Cassowary: Just like the bull impossible to ignore! CAPRICORN ● Tawny frogmouth:
symbol of this sign, the Cassowary is VIRGO ● Lyrebird: Virgos thrive on Capricorns are wise and reserved, just
strong and oversized. It can’t fly so has perfection – just like these shy birds who like these shy, owl-like birds who
to learn to run fast and throw its weight mimic birds and sounds with precision. camouflage well and are rarely ever
around. Don’t cross them – bird or They are showy – the male has a stunning spotted, even at night. Their gentle hoots,
human! courtship display with a huge fanned tail. however, win the hearts of others.
GEMINI ● Rainbow lorikeet: The sign LIBRA ● Crimson rosella: Librans are AQUARIUS ● Azure kingfisher: If you
of the twins needs a bird partner which peacemakers through and through – know a great artist, ask if they’re
often moves in pairs, just like these so like these beautiful birds who live in Aquarius! This oh-so-pretty bird with
colourful and eminently lovable Rainbow harmony in small flocks and can be its unique blue plumage reflects the
lorikeets. Fun fact: both sexes look alike! hand-fed by humans if approached gently. artistic nature of this star sign.
CANCER ● Crested bellbird: Cancer star SCORPIO ● Wedge-tailed eagle: Scorpios PISCES ● Australian pelican: Pisces, the
signs treasure family and a stable home are renowned for being proud and fish, is the ultimate water sign. The pelican
above all else – just as these pairs build determined, just like these strong and never ventures far from the sea and is a
secure nests and both parents look after powerful alpha hunters. But with those revered protective creature – even
the eggs and newly hatched offspring. powerful claws, don’t cross them! carved on the walls of the pyramids.
Taurus
Taurus
Cassowary ● Apr 22-May 21
Love Your biggest and best love cycle in 12 years begins on October
10, with superb solutions or opportunities for couples. If you are single,
you could easily date or begin a partnership with a person whose travel
or educational background broadens your horizons.
Family A repeat of the situation that you or a close relative faced in
1999 and 2000 will require you to remember what lessons were learned
as the millennium began. Try to steer away from July 24 to September
10 for biggest family decisions or judgement calls as you will hit delays
or changes to the plans. You should also avoid making crucial decisions
on the eclipses on February 11, August 7 and August 21. You will not be
shown all you need to see. Allow 24 hours either side.
Career Just as a family situation from 1999-2000 repeats this year,
so will an episode which involved your old work or university life. This
is karma and you knew these people before. Be sure not to make key
decisions during the eclipse on August 7 (allow 24 hours either side),
as you will not have all the facts about a situation. From August to
December a person, organisation, project or position you assumed was
out of your life will make a remarkable comeback. In fact, it’s a miracle.
Finance Congratulations on making it past the halfway mark of the
toughest money, business and property cycle in 29 years. 2017 will be
easier than 2016 and what you learn near May 19 will help you make
or save a lot of money in 2019. To make your life simple, avoid making
major decisions or judgements during these periods: May 29, June 9,
June 15, June 18 and June 25 (again, allow 24 hours either side of these
dates). Try to do your tax earlier if you can, to make life easier.
Gemini
Love
● May 22-Jun 22
The opportunity to add a child to your world is here and by
October you will have made a choice. In other cases, the success and
happiness of a son or daughter will make both of you proud. 2017 is
mixed. Serious, slow, stuck situations do affect your love life, yet a
younger generation will leave you overjoyed. Skip June for couple’s
decisions, new dates or break-ups – it’s ridiculously tough.
Family From July 25 until the final shadow on September 19 your
ruling planet Mercury is retrograde or appearing to move backwards.
This will affect family plans, so if you are organising a reunion or decision
involving a relative, allow for changes. If you have a Gemini or Virgo
family member, or a chatty web or phoneaholic in the clan, he or she may
be unreliable at this time. Property choices are best avoided now too.
Career The wonderful career phase in October 2017 begins with a
dream in January-March. That dream is impractical then and the full
moon near March 12 may burst a bubble. Don’t lose your vision of a job or
course which feels like a holiday from the real world, though, as from
October 10 chances rise. Near November 18, a wonderful new phase in
your work life is ready to begin. Watch job advertisements then.
Finance Allow for delays, rescheduling, errors or reversals with your
money, house, business or possessions in January. On the 29th, though,
Gemini
it is time to talk or sign. A great deal of power or control is at stake. Try to
Rainbow lorikeet organise your property or finances and sign off on major concerns before
December 20. If you embark on a loan, mortgage, contract or similar in
December, get experience on your side. Read the fine print.
Cancer
Love
● Jun 23-Jul 23
Complete important goals involving your former, current or
potential partner before December 20 if you can. Plans which affect
the future of your relationships near Christmas Day need time and Cancer
care, and perhaps professional advice. From October, babies, children Crested bellbird
or millennials bring joy. Children, young relatives or a new lover with
children bring good news near November 18.
Family This is a wonderful year for all of you and any past issues
will be resolved by October. A new arrival – either a baby, long-lost
family member or a relative’s partner – will add to your happiness and
success. Near July 6 and 11, August 27, September 5 and October 8
you will find the biggest and best opportunities in years. If you have
wanted a reunion or to make the peace with family, this is the year.
Career Your career, unpaid work, full-time parenting or course will
not be settled for some time, but this is your last year of surprises and
changes. From March 27 to May 16 the story will change twice, with
delays or possible reversals affecting a project or role, so get it in
writing. Around May 19 and June 3, you will know where you stand.
Near those dates, invent an exciting way to use your skills and talents.
Finance Your money, house, apartment, company or business will
take you back to 1999 and 2000 this year as you see echoes of the past
or even a repeat experience. This time you have experience on your
side. From July 24 to September 10 you will see delays, changes or
even u-turns with paperwork or negotiations, so have a plan B and
check the fine print. During the eclipses on February 11, and August 7
and 21, don’t make major decisions (even on the 24 hours either side).
Virgo
Love
● Aug 24-Sep 23
The first three months of 2017 are ideal for containing and
controlling the relationship with former, current or potential partners.
If left to chance, you’ll feel all at sea near New Year’s Day, and January
12. Be careful during the eclipse on February 26 (allow 24 hours either
side) and March2 , 4 and 12, when nothing is clear. From May, the karma
is complete and every past life debt or credit will be repaid.
Career It’s back to the future with work, study or parenting from
Virgo
May as you see a replay of 1999 and 2000 with the return of similar
Lyrebird issues or people. Unfinished business will be completed now
and one past-life reward is coming your way. Don’t make
decisions during the eclipses on February 11 and August 7 (allow
24 hours either side) as you lack clarity and there will be a cover-up.
Family You are past the halfway mark of the most challenging
family cycle in 29 years and deserve a medal! 2017 is still hard work
but the worst is over. Your reward for being patient enough to seek
expertise and experience with family this year is a brighter future. For
an easier time, make choices near November 11 but complete them by
November 15 as the last month is complex, particularly with property.
Finance You will make or save a substantial amount of money
from October 10 and have great news near October 18 and 26,
November 13 and 18 and December 3, and there will be more to come
in 2018. If you must pursue paperwork or discussions when your ruler
Mercury is behaving strangely from March 27 to May 16, do allow
for u-turns, errors or delays. Soon after this, near May 19 or June 3,
you will start or accept a revolution with your money or property.
Libra
Love
● Sep 24-Oct 23
From March 27 to May 16 the story with your former, current or
Libra
Scorpio
Love
● Oct 24-Nov 22
From March 31 to May 21 the situation with former, current or
potential partners hit delays, changes or reversals, so make allowances as
communication or travel plans will be affected. Skip making big decisions
during the full moon on May 10. In general, this period is about finding
compromise with each other. You may be sharing control or dividing your
time in some way, or striking other deals then.
Career A new look, role, status or title will be yours from October, with
results by 2018, and your job, or a passion, will help your renaissance.
Avoid making major decisions around the time of the eclipses on
February 11, August 7 and August 21. From July 24 to September 10,
there will be delays or changes with one key issue, so cover yourself.
Family Expect a fresh start with family near January 28 but
avoid key matters around the eclipses on February 11 and August 7.
You will spend 2017 in familiar situations yet achieve closure.
Events from 1999 or 2000 with a relative return.
Finance You may not receive a medal
for surviving the financial, business or
Scorpio
property challenges of 2016, but you
will be given a much easier 12 months
Wedge-tailed
ahead, with the finishing line at eagle
Christmas. From November 15, though,
progress with your bank, house,
apartment or company will be slow,
so complete proceedings before
then. If you go ahead from that
date, read fine print carefully.
Capricorn
● Dec 22-Jan 20
Love If you are single, 2017 is better suited to dating rather than
Capricorn commitment. If you are in a partnership, your priority will be babies,
Tawny frogmouth children or young relatives. From March 31 to May 21, the decisions,
paperwork or discussions could stall and change, so be aware. The
central issue will be how to share in a fair way and a new deal with you
and others must be struck. Allow for a zig-zag process over this time.
Career You will be promoted, have a new position, achieve personal
success or switch professions this year. You have until October to snap
up opportunities and solutions. What you decide near March 3 is a
milestone on your resume, no matter if you stay, go or make changes.
Near March 30 you will use perfect timing with a second decision. More
milestones come in July and August, and a tough choice in October.
Family From March 27 to May 16, plans will be affected by delays,
changes or reversals, so factor that into planning, especially if your
house or apartment is part of the story. Near May 19, expect a decision
about the long-term future of the family. Radical changes, like those
from March to May, need to be absorbed slowly, so if progress is
stop-start, it will buy you time and space to adjust to another revolution.
Finance Near January 28, make the best start you can on the new
moon. A similar situation, if not a replay, of 1999 and 2000 will return
to you in 2017 with your income, bank, house, apartment or business.
This time you will finish a chapter you did not complete last time.
Avoid making key choices around the time of the following eclipses as
you will be missing facts: February 7 and 11 and, crucially, August 21.
Aquarius
Love
● Jan 21-Feb 19
This is a crucial year for relationships with a
former, current or potential partner. Skip the eclipse near February
11, for decisions, to start the year right. Past life karma with this
person will return after May as you share debts and credits from
another incarnation. Your dreams may tell you what that is. The
final two eclipses in your relationship zone on August 7 and 21 are
not a good time for decisions as information is missing.
Career This is a fantastic year for part-time study or a full-time
qualification and you will be stunned at how easily things fall
into place. If you work in industries connected to travel, the
web, exports, imports or publishing you will see amazing
results by October. From October 10 you are in line for a
promotion, new role, good academic results, outstanding success or
an award and you could see the first stage as early as November.
Family From March 31 to May 21 the family will need to come to a new
arrangement based on compromises and common sense. Prepare for
delays or changes to plans, as anything from cancelled flights to a flakey
relative could alter your schedule. Despite this, by the end of May you will
have agreed to differ over one issue and be content with a different way of
sharing the controls within your clan. Aquarius
Finance You’ve made or saved money, since Jupiter the planet of Azure NLQJ¿VKHU
solutions, opportunities and growth created a pattern in your financial
horoscope which occurs every 12 years. Your luck holds in 2017, but after
September, live in the real world. Look at the confusion surrounding
money, property, possessions or charity in March and clear it.
Pisces
Love
● Feb 20-Mar 20
From late 2015 to 2016 you were given opportunities
and solutions with your former, current or potential partners. What you
did (or didn’t do) will come back from July 25 to September 19.
The discussions, e-mails or paperwork will go back and forth over this
Pisces
time. Treat this as a dress rehearsal, not the final result. Near October 5,
Australian pelican
Venus and Mars make a rare alignment; you have a decision to make.
Career You have made it over the halfway mark of the most
challenging work, study and parenting cycle in three decades and are
on the downhill slope. Before the end of a project or job you are working
on, or an organisation or person you are working with, you have a key
decision to make near November 11. Try to finalise the agreement quickly
(and get it in writing) before November 15 and delays or changes begin.
Family If your family is involved with your finances, house, apartment
or business then you will welcome golden opportunities and stunning
solutions in the first nine months of 2017. In all cases, avoid the final week
of May to third week of June for family reunions or summits with close
relatives, as there are much easier times for you to go ahead. Skip the
period near December 3, too, for similar reasons. That is a full moon
and you will be stretched.
Finance You will make money from a windfall or second income
source, or save considerable money this year. You could also land a lucky
purchase with a house, apartment, land, car or precious possessions
you have always wanted. Something for nothing is possible, too, Pisces.
What happens near March 3 is life-changing and asks you to put a
price on independence. Freedom cannot be bought or sold and
you must decide just how much space you want, then.
people politics. Questions about who is Muddleheaded Wombat look and will take time to finalise. Read
in control will take weeks to resolve, yet organised. This social outlet or team the fine print if signing up for new
find the right words as January closes is a lovely holiday from the real world, projects, courses or positions.
and you will also close the door on but it needs rules. You will begin the
one matter. Plenty of activity in your year with an important choice, which Virgo ● Aug 24-Sep 23
own sign, Pisces, suggests it’s time for takes you across town, interstate or Your former, current or potential
your relaunch. Your new look may overseas, either online or with a bag partner could leave you feeling all at
need work, though. Keep it real. It’s packed. Allow for the situation to go sea, unless you remember you are a
a good time of year to be practical. backwards and forwards. People may practical, down-to-earth Virgo and
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