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    The document is a song sketch about two boys, Joe and Paul, who struggle with reading. During a doctor's visit, Joe's mother is told he has dyslexia and is prescribed pills to help with his symptoms. However, the pills are referred to as causing "Daily sex" with girls. Both Joe and Paul celebrate how the pills allow them to attract girls and no longer have to focus on reading. The sketch presents their dyslexia medication as inexplicably causing wild sexual encounters with females.

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    The document is a song sketch about two boys, Joe and Paul, who struggle with reading. During a doctor's visit, Joe's mother is told he has dyslexia and is prescribed pills to help with his symptoms. However, the pills are referred to as causing "Daily sex" with girls. Both Joe and Paul celebrate how the pills allow them to attract girls and no longer have to focus on reading. The sketch presents their dyslexia medication as inexplicably causing wild sexual encounters with females.

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    The document is a song sketch about two boys, Joe and Paul, who struggle with reading. During a doctor's visit, Joe's mother is told he has dyslexia and is prescribed pills to help with his symptoms. However, the pills are referred to as causing "Daily sex" with girls. Both Joe and Paul celebrate how the pills allow them to attract girls and no longer have to focus on reading. The sketch presents their dyslexia medication as inexplicably causing wild sexual encounters with females.

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    Daily Sex

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    The document is a song sketch about two boys, Joe and Paul, who struggle with reading. During a doctor's visit, Joe's mother is told he has dyslexia and is prescribed pills to help with his symptoms. However, the pills are referred to as causing "Daily sex" with girls. Both Joe and Paul celebrate how the pills allow them to attract girls and no longer have to focus on reading. The sketch presents their dyslexia medication as inexplicably causing wild sexual encounters with females.

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    Anna McManus 2022

    DAILY SEX

    SONG STYLE SKETCH

    (OPEN ON: KIDS IN A FULL CLASSROOM,

    READING)

    JOE:

    Since the first grade, reading

    never came easy.

    Got me looking at pages like I’m

    reading bad graffiti.

    (SLOPPY GRAFFITI ON WALL)

    PAUL:

    The words are like scribbles on a

    page

    Every chapter lookin’ the same

    I really can’t read

    This ain’t no game!

    JOE:

    9 percent on my spelling test

    (PAPER WITH 4% ON TOP)

    And you know what? This my best one

    yet!

    (OTHER PAPERS WITH 0-3%)

    PAUL:
    Anna McManus 2022

    Went home and showed my mom my

    notes,

    Stupid bitch thought it was a joke

    (SMILING MOM, MESSY NOTEBOOK)

    JOE:

    Pull up to the doctor in the

    passenger seat

    Did some tests with a guy named

    Steve

    (STRUGGLING TO DO READ FLASHCARDS)

    To my surprise, he looked me in my

    eyes,

    Said Joe go get your mom, she needs

    to talk to me

    (MOM GOES IN THE ROOM, JOE STANDING IN

    HALLWAY)

    Stood out here for a whole half

    hour

    By this time, could’ve taken 3

    showers!

    (JOE IN THE SHOWER)

    Mom comes out, looking sad AF.

    (DISAPPOINTED MOM)
    Anna McManus 2022

    Steve said, Joe, we’re prescribing

    you some pills for

    JOE AND PAUL:

    Daily sex!

    (HOLDS UP PILL BOTTLE THAT SAYS

    DYSLEXIA)

    Once a day, I get a girl going wild

    Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

    mild

    First refill in two short weeks

    That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

    Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

    With all these girls, ain’t even

    thinking ‘bout reading

    (MUSIC, JOE AND PAUL CELEBRATING)

    PAUL:

    Now I’m starting my days each the

    same way

    Wake up, pop a pill, and I start to

    prey

    (STANDING IN SCHOOL, LOOKING AT GIRLS)

    Got a girl in chem lookin real fine

    Quite the gem, gonna make her mine

    (GIRL SMILING, FLIPS HER HAIR)


    Anna McManus 2022

    After class, I stopped her, told

    her I think she’s pretty

    She said get out kid, asks her

    friends–

    GIRL:

    Who is he?

    PAUL:

    Stopped her again, got her

    attention

    I showed her my doctor’s note,

    wrote it in my kitchen

    (SCRIBBLED NOTE ‘SEX OR DIE’)

    I get to telling her about my

    condition, a minute later, the girl

    starts stripping!

    (GIRL STARTING TO UNBUTTON SHIRT)

    Oh my God, this is the best

    Can’t get enough of this

    JOE AND PAUL:

    Daily sex!

    Once a day, I get a girl going wild

    Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

    mild

    First refill in two short weeks


    Anna McManus 2022

    That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

    Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

    With all these girls, ain’t even

    thinking ‘bout reading

    Once a day, I get a girl going wild

    Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

    mild

    First refill in two short weeks

    That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

    Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

    With all these girls, ain’t even

    thinking ‘bout reading

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