TrollsZine 9

Vaughn Everlast (Order #34301562)
Issue 9
Trollszine is a Trollbridge production
Table of Contents
Editorial - by Mark Thornton Page 3
Articles
Pavo - The Peacock Continent - by Ken St. Andre Page 4
Martial Arts / Secrets of Shaoshia - by Joel Marler Page 12
Birds of a Feather - by Thomas Pugh Page 35
Alchemists in Tunnels and Trolls - by Dean David Courter Page 44
Donkey Pits: Brawl & Batter Night - by Mark Thornton Page 61
Smash the Gnomes - by Iain Coffeey, Thomas Pugh and Mark Thornton Page 84
Wulfe and the Pilgrims - by ‘Mad’ Roy Cram Page 85
Quack Doctor Spells - by Charlie O’Brien Page 91
Trollgod Interrogation Time! - by Mark Thornton Page 92
Krossword - by Thomas Pugh Page 99
Shamans & Luck Magic - by Stefan Jones Page 101
Quick Combat - by Don Clarke Page 114
The Haunted Hamlet - by A.R. Holmes Page 117
Magic Items - by Dan Prentice Page 126
The Elf Service - by Douglas Mitten (with Mark Thornton) Page 128
Mysterious Monoliths - by Dean David Coulter Page 131
Oscar's Inn - by Kris "Starrtrroll" Miller Page 132
The Mad Alchemist - by Dean David Coulter Page 138
David Reid interview - by Mark Thornton (with Sid Orpin) Page 142
Depths of Kerak-Ban – by Gianmatteo Tonci Page 146
Trollzine #10 - When? - by Mark Thornton Page 156
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Credits
Tunnels and Trolls™ is a game created by Ken St. Andre and published by Flying Buffalo,
Inc. It is copyrighted and used with permission.
All works are the property of the contributing writers and artists and are used with their
permission.
The contents of this publication may not be used except for your own reading except with
the written permission of the creator. You are allowed to print and/or copy Trollzine for your
own use.
Editing Credits
Editor - Mark Thornton
Layout - Stanley Ditko
Art Credits
Cover - Jeff Freels
Cover Layout - Simon Trantner
"Pavo" - Sid Orpin
"Secrets of Shaoshia" and "Donkey Pits" - Stanley Ditko "
“Harpies" - Thomas Pugh (excluding p16 – MikeTenebrae) I
nterior Art - Kamea Cowell, Stanley Ditko & Kavela Ionne-Cowell
"Krossword" - Thomas Pugh
"Oscar's Inn" Map - Mark Thornton
“Depths of Kerak-Ban ” – David Ullery
Kerak-Ban”
Photos - Mark Thornton (public domain)
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multiverse with its phone ap adventures. We
New Editor have accepted the loss of Trollhalla, as the
Welcome to Trollzine #9. I hope you do find it Trollgod’s journey has taken him away from
‘well come’ – it has been a long time in the pot, that lofty, chaotic realm, but we still have the
stewing away until all the different flavours Tollbridge to meet upon. Gains seem to
have emerged in some sort of balance. I’ve outweigh the losses and time has been kind.
been lucky. Taking on the editorship was easy I read a New York Times article the other
in terms of gathering contributions. My day – which I am assuming is not fake news –
predecessor was able pass some work on and which pointed to rpgs gaining a new
my initial emails were rewarded by very willing momentum as the antidote to the screen-
trolls. I have this hankering for Trollzine being based world so many have moved to, lock,
a 6 -monthly adventure in amateur publishing stock and barrel. That is most heartening. I’ve
and perhaps it will be harder to gather up come to think that the rule mechanics don’t
riches without the benefit of a long winter matter particularly just so long as folk will
before harvest time. gather to imagine and play together on the
At any rate, Old Number Nine (as Casey physical plane. The T&T mantra of ‘if it’s
Jones makes me think of this fanzine) is reasonable and fun’ can be injected
bejewelled with many of the great names from subversively into any other system and I say,
T&T’s illustrious history. I think you will be glad “Just do it!” Keep those dice rolling and keep
of that. At the same time, new writers and asking for the improbable.
artists appear for the first time in these Every time we play, something new seems to
hallowed pages. Now that is something to come up, something that makes every game
celebrate! I can see how many people feel the seem sufficiently different to any other to make
call to put on the proselytising sandwich its successor seem a glittering prospect to be
boards when they see the opportunity to share rushed towards with open arms. I’ve not seen
this great social feast with anyone ready to the spell, Know Your Foe, used that much but
open their hearts and minds. I’m convinced I’ve just stumbled across the need for a
that there will be a good few of you reading warrior’s version. This would be one that
this now who might well contribute a first- enable them to ‘see’ the WIZ of a hostile
timer’s piece to #10. Solos, GM adventures, sorceror, letting them know whether fight or
articles on magic, combat, kindreds, flight is the best option. Surely such magic
geography, history, flights of fancy additions to could be fashioned. Would your Wizards’ Guild
the ranks of wizards, warriors and rogues – engage it that? Mine would. They are wanting
Trollworld is and always shall be your lobster, to make their magic-rich world safer for decent
oyster or any juicy crustacean. citizens, without innocent folk having to fear
You will find a short solo aimed at gathering sudden attacks by magicians whenever they
your feedback. I hope this little gimmick elicits go out onto the streets. But maybe your
a weighty catch as knowing what you all think Trollworld has a Guild with quite a different
can only make the sun burn more brightly over philosophy. This little conundrum, which rose
the horizon tomorrow and beyond. You don’t up seemingly unbidden when a seasoned
have to take its threats too seriously but on the warrior running a monster safari park suddenly
other hand… had to decide how to deal with an unknown
Does Trollworld look very different today wizard disrupting the park’s operations and
compared with the epoch that nested Trollzine kidnapping the monsters, epitomises the
#8? It rather does but then again it is still very endless variety of games played out under the
much the home it has always been to fun and lights of human minds.
creativity. We have gotten used to having Enough! Play until you wear the edges off your
Deluxe Tunnels & Trolls with us now and a dice, whatever you play. I’m sure you will join
beautiful creature that truly is. We have with me in thanking all the talented
entered the world of mid-tech with contributors to this new incarnation of Trollzine.
MetaArcade’s explosion into the T&T Editor - Mark Thornton

Pavo – The Peacock Continent
By Ken St. Andre
The Tjous
Tjousêê Their culture is divided into two castes
along gender lines. Males are the
The tjousê (pronounced tah-wous-ay) are artists, poets, singers, writers, and
the native people of Pavo, the distant playwrights. Humans would call them
Peacock Continent of Trollworld. Almost “bards,” masters of every art.
completely insular, they have had little Meanwhile, the females spend their
contact with the other continents. And, entire lives devoted to only two areas
generally, the other continents tend to avoid of expertise: warfare and procreation.
the tjousê. There is a third caste of gender-neutral
They appear to have both human and elven individuals who serve as surrogate
features, making many suspect they have parents, merchants, manual labourers,
some sort of ancestry with either or both. and servants of every description.
Their skin tends to run somewhere between These people are literally created in
silver and gold, their hair pale yellow like vats and imprinted with their duties by
wheat. Their limbs are long and their eyes the male wizards. These “newts”, as
are large, their facial features sharp. The they are called, come in all the colours
nose, sometimes called the “tjousê beak,” is of the rainbow as far as skin tones go,
a prominent feature, long and sometimes but each different type of servant newt
hooked. has its own distinctive shade; for
example, caregivers/teachers are all a
delicate shade of robin egg blue.

Tjousê Males
Tjousê understood that the tjousê are supreme
on the Peacock Continent because of
The proverb warns you to shade your eyes the potency of their magic.
when looking directly at the brilliance of the Transmutation and shape-shifting are
tjousê men, and in fact, special darkened easy for them. Mind control and
lenses in a wearable wire frame have been dominance spells are their bread and
invented for that very purpose. These “glory butter. With such powers at their
glasses” are often adorned with small gems command, they could have easily
and elaborate filigree work, which may hide wiped out their foes except that they
half of a person’s face. The men dress in have reason to allow the uruks and tze
elaborate gowns (there is no better word for to exist in the wastelands. How can
something with sweeping skirts, trailers, and they exhibit their magnificence if there
shoulder-flares that may rise well above the is no squalor to contrast it with? Plus,
head of the wearer). fighting the beast kindred gives the
Although the garment is more like a robe or women something important to do. One
a skirt, they commonly have oversized of their ancient proverbs states that: “A
codpieces in contrasting, fighting woman is an exciting woman”.
and often jewel-bedecked magnificence. These men do love excitement and
Elaborate helmets and masks along with novelty. And besides, they have no
every variety of boots complete their outfits. need of the wastelands; they show
Beneath the flamboyant outer garb, they their magnanimity by allowing the
generally wear a form-fitting garment of lesser kindred to eke out their lives far
spider-silk, and it is considered both daring from the jeweled cities of their masters.
and shocking to let parts of that body- (Understandably, the uruks and the tze
stocking show through artfully designed do not see things that way.)
vents in the outer garb. The men all carry
their instruments with them whenever they
meet at a public function. The wizards carry
elaborate staves; the bards always carry
their jewel-encrusted lutes, flutes, harps and
tambors under one arm, or strategically
mounted in a carrying harness upon their
backs.
However, the warning about the protective
lenses is valid. The first incantation any
tjousê male learns is the ‘Shine’ spell. They
literally glow at all times, and they have also
learned to make their clothing glow. The
more adept magicians can cause the glow to
vary in brightness to create a strobe effect
that can be either hypnotizing when done
slowly, or maddening when accelerated.
In spite of the foppish appearance the men
may have, it should be

Tjousê Females
Tjousê They wear calf-high boots made of
either uruk-hide or tze-hide: boots that
The warrior women of the tjousê are short, are very supple, but quite resistant to
drab, and brawny in nature. They have blades and damage. Such is their
strong, wide, square jaws. Their skin tones casual wear, but in serious battle they
are darker than the males and frequently cover themselves from head to toe in
blotched with eczema or leprous white scarlet scale mail. This armour is
discolorations. Their bushy hair is naturally a frequently blazoned with the face of
dreary shade of brown that quickly goes their “husband”. Their favourite weapon
grey as they age. Most of the women dye it is a short, thick, broad cleaver of
brilliant shades of red and orange. They also tempered steel that can cut through
tattoo their faces and bodies with crimson rock. Those who ride flamebirds also
whorls and flame-spouting monsters such as use a sturdy steel lance that is ten feet
firedrakes, volcanobats, and fireflies. Their long.
arms and legs are hairy and very strong. A The tjousê women, unlike the men, are
tjousê warrior woman can do a standing entirely devoid of magic-working ability.
high jump greater than her own height. They This does not, however, keep them
typically dress in lizard skin skirts and from using every kind of magical tool
warrior harness; just two leather straps and weapon that their husbands and
connected to a waist belt that cross between paramours can create for them.
the breasts and again at the same point
below the shoulders.

Sexual Dimorphism They usually have their own palaces,
their own households, all of which defer
Of the humanoid kindred on Trollworld, the to that of their Warrior Queen.
tjousê exhibit the greatest degree of sexual In most parts of Trollworld, there is no
dimorphism. Men are tall, thin, willowy and significant difference between males
relatively weak but compensate for this with and females in terms of attributes, but
their brilliant minds and great potential for because of the disparity between
using kremm to power their magic. Except, males and females among the tjousê,
they don’t use their Wizardry ability that way. the following table is used to determine
Somehow, some way, they pay for magic by beginning attribute values of adults in
using their Charisma. When a tjousê wizard this society.
is casting spells, first their glow goes out,
and then they seem to become dowdier and
dowdier until one can hardly stand to look at Legend of the Origin
them. At the same time the normal sweet
perfume of their bodies changes into a sickly The male wizards of the tjousê,
rotten odor that could gag a swamp hog. although perfectly capable of leaving
the Peacock Continent and mingling
By contrast, the women of the tjousê, are with the other peoples of Trollworld,
short, muscular, and not particularly rarely do so. The cause of this
attractive, except to their men folk who see standoffishness is revealed by the
them as rare princess-protector figures, legend of their origin.
exotic and alluring.
In the land of the tjousê, men outnumber The Peacock Continent was once just
women by about five to one. This has led to a very large island in tropical seas.
the practice of the warrior women actually Then came Ven, the Great Wizard from
collecting a harem of men. Status among another universe. Who knows why
the warriors comes from the number of Great Wizards do what they do? Ven
males in their harem, and the power and reshaped the land into the form of his
reputation of these men. Although the word favorite creature, the peacock. Perhaps
“harem” is used to describe these groups of Ven noticed that other continents in the
men all bound to a single woman, one world had the outlines of dragons and
should not get the impression that the men unicorn heads and the mythical
are kept segregated and out of society. No, phoenix. He ringed the land with
these proud peacocks would never stand for mountain ranges, and he set the seas
such treatment. afire with volcanic fury. The land was
already inhabited by uruks, elves, and
the tze, but there were no humans
there.
Attribute STR CON DEX SPD INT WIZ LK CHR HT WT
Female x2 x 1.5 x1 x1 x1 x 0.67 x 1.5 x 0.67 x 0.8 x 1.5
Male x 0.67 x 0.67 x 1.5 x1 x2 x 1.5 x2 x2 x 1.2 x1

Key
* The cities of the tjousê
Marsh/Swamp
Volcano
Mountains

Ven did not come to Trollworld alone. He Best to stay home, and not meddle with
brought with him hundreds of his sons; he “lesser” races. At least, that is what
had no daughters. He also had no wife when they claim.
he arrived. His sons became the tjousê; an
alien word meaning “We are lost in a Other Kindred on the Peacock
strange land and loving it because we are Continent
the most glorious of all people here”.
Apparently, Ven spoke a very concise, but Although the tjousê are the dominant
very complex language, and the tjousê still civilization in this part of the world,
speak that tongue today. there would be no need for warriors if
Ven established himself and his progeny in they were alone in the land. They are
the city of Tmalli on the Peacock’s Head. actually limited to seven fairly large
Oddly enough the other six cities of the cities spread across ‘the Bird’; one in
tjousê all claim to be the first city founded by the head, two in the wings, two in the
the great Ven and his demigod sons. feet, and two in the tail. The centre of
Wizards can live nearly forever, but only the the continent is a semi- arid waste
Great Wizards can stand the strain of true inhabited chiefly by uruks in the dryer
immortality. Lesser wizards burn out, parts and the blood drinking tze
become senile, and die of sheer self-neglect (“mosquito men”). Both races are fierce
in something under 20,000 years. Some fighting cultures and regard anything
means of reproduction is necessary for any humanoid as their natural prey.
self-perpetuating culture. And so, Ven made
women for his sons. He made them from The (Mostly) Unknown
uruks and tze; both had female genders. He Peacock Continent
made them to be the opposite of his sons in
almost every way he could imagine. Zen The Peacock Continent is almost
knew that opposites attract each other, and unknown to the rest of Trollword. It is
he built that attraction into his sons and his the smallest continent worthy of the
creations. He set a great glamour upon both name and it rests on the other
genders so that both tjousê men and women hemisphere, located on the equator
would see the others as their ideal mates. near a chain of active undersea
And then, sometime during the great Wizard volcanoes. There are also many
Wars of antiquity, Ven left Trollworld. He did volcanoes along the coasts of the
what he always did when situations became Great Bird. Constant volcanic activity
too unpleasant; he fled to another universe heats the waters around the mainland
and slammed the door behind him when he to almost boiling point and there is a lot
departed. Most of the other Great Wizards of mist and water vapour in the air; they
stayed on Trollworld. The loss of their call it the Sea of Fire. The animal life in
Father-God-Creator devastated the tjousê. that part of the ocean is heat adapted.
Their continent was cut off from the rest of The most dreaded creatures are the
the world by the protective ring of volcanoes, fire-breathing sea trolls. The burnt
and they were cut off from the society of dragon worms are also a menace to
outside wizards by the loss of Ven. Best navigation and any seafarers bold
enough to sail there. Most
communication with the outside world
is through air travel. Elite female
warriors of tjousê ride flamebirds to
protect the land, and merchants travel
in huge floating, magically powered
skyships. Such craft are well known on
the Kraken continent to the south but

the Kraken continent to the south, but Dragons need food, and though they
virtually unheard of in the Dragon get most of their sustenance from the
hemisphere that contains Rrr’lff, Zorrr, and sea, they are an intermittent menace to
the Mane Land. the cities of the tjousê. Where there are
Although volcanic mountains ring the Great volcanoes, there are lava trolls. Where
Bird along the coasts, the inner part of the there are volcanoes, there are jewels,
continent is a huge basin, nearly 1000 miles and where there are jewels, there are
in diameter. Along the mountain slopes hrogrs, living in their jewel-encrusted,
there are great forests where elves and polygonal towers in the high hills
other arboreal creatures dwell. Rivers flow between elves and uruks. These hrogr
down from the mountains through the never fell and degenerated into ogres.
forests to finally empty into a central sea They are the same noble race of
approximately 200 miles wide and 300 miles crystal-worshipping wizards as their
long. The hills that slope down from the ancestors. A love of glittery stones
mountains get progressively dryer as the gives them something in common with
elevation decreases. This is the home of the tjousê males, and the more extrovert
many uruk tribes that roam the land. Finally, wizards of both groups sometimes
there is a great marsh along the edge of the meet and trade shiny rocks with each
saline inland sea, known as the Great other.
Wetness. This is where the tze live in all The edges of the inland sea are
their blood-sucking squalor. marshes and swamps, and where one
Although the tjousê, the elves, the uruks, finds marshes and swamps, one also
and the tze are the dominant humanoid finds goblins. Hordes of goblins swarm
kindred on the Peacock Continent, they do in this part of the continent. They seem
not have the place completely to themselves. different from the goblins of other lands
Dragons love the high, hot volcanic peaks in that their skins are light blue in
and live there in great numbers. There are colour. They are hairless and scaly,
hundreds, perhaps thousands of them living and both fingers and toes have webs
in the mountains. between them.
The goblins
are the major food
source for the
blood-drinking tze.
Peacock goblins
have the most
primitive culture
imaginable. Due to
a lack of suitable
stone near the
Great Wetness,
they have not even
entered the Stone
Age. These
goblins are still in
the Wood Age
where pointy sticks
and nets woven of
waterweeds and
grasses are their
chief weapons.

Although they are not an intelligent kindred, it is worth mentioning that the Great Wetness is
the home of Deathfrogs; toothed amphibians as large as a wolf that are the dominant
predator in this part of the country. Other major menaces present in the swamp include
oversized electric eels and hundreds of types of poisonous serpents. Of course, the place
teems with fish, other smaller amphibians, turtles, insects, and aquatic lizards. Crocodilians
abound in all sizes from the newly hatched to century-old leviathans. The Great Wetness is a
very dangerous place to be.

Martial Arts Introduction:
So, young grasshopper, you wish to learn the finer points of combat eh? Swinging that axe
around gets a bit boring, huh? What's that? You please me. The study of the martial arts is
a noble act, a graceful act that, when rehearsed and executed to perfection, allows us to
experience nothingness, if only for an instant. So come, young grasshopper, hop with me.
Pay the thousand gold coin donation and we shall begin.
Apprentice Belt Training:

Your instructions begin with a simple task: the tilling of this field. Why? Because you will not
be tilling it like some crude peasant, no; you will crouch, like so, and shift your weight from
foot-to-foot with each stroke of the rake, trying to be
graceful as you do so. You will do this every day for a year:
holding this pose will give you great stamina and a thorough
knowledge of how your body moves. Most importantly though,
a year of this task will clear your mind, allowing you to focus on
your opponent's intentions during combat. We at Shaoshia
temple call this 'Great Tilling the Field Exercise'; it is a base on
which more advanced techniques will be built.
Once you finish 'Great Tilling the Field Exercise' you have
earned your apprentice belt, leather hand cloths, and
brass knuckles. Well done. If you wish to further your
training, pay me the 3,000 gold coins to continue.
Apprentice Belt Techniques (1/):
Grabbing Monkey (1/): Take one small item from the

target, such as an amulet, potion, or unequipped dagger.
Can only be used when wearing knuckles or hand cloths,
or if unarmed.
Owl Style (1/): While this style is active you regain one wizardry each combat round
instead of every five. Only the style you've most recently used is active.

Crashing Palm (1/): Add the weight of your weapon, in kilograms, to your combat roll.
Avalanching Mountain (1/): Lower an opponent's armour value by your shield's armour
value for the rest of the battle.
Ebbing Back Stance (1/): Gain extra armour this round equal to your speed. You cannot
damage foes this round. Warriors cannot double this armour. Can only be used when
wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if unarmed.
Apprentice Belt Items:
Apprentice Belt: 1-1. Apprentice belt techniques require one fewer spite dice to use.
Requires four dexterity to use. Worth 50 gold coins.
Leather Hand Cloths: 1+0. Provides two armour. Requires four dexterity to use. Worth 50
gold coins.
Brass Knuckles: 1+3. Requires three strength and six dexterity to use. Worth 50 gold
coins.
Adept Belt Training:
The next stage of your training takes place in the bamboo forest. Between the waterfall to
the east and the glade to the west there are 10,000 mature plants, each as thick as the
human body. You must strike them with your feet, fists, and palms until they have all been
felled, every last one. You must strike hard and fast: young shoots already grow to replace
them.

Shaoshia school martial arts is not just theatrics, as they say in the cities. The 'Arduous
10,000 Sequence Exercise' is evidence of that. This activity will build up your bodily strength,
force you to practice combat techniques to perfection, and give you the determination to
attack until you have neutralised the threat you face, no matter how long that may take.
Although we practice martial arts to achieve enlightenment, we never ignore the seriousness
of combat.
Once you finish 'Arduous 10,000 Sequence Exercise' you have earned your adept belt,
kremmatic hand cloths , and iron knuckles. Well done. If you wish to further your training,
pay me the 6,000 gold coins to continue.
Adept Belt Techniques (2/):
Willow Snap Kick (2/): Take a speed check, the level of which is equal to the number of
foes you face. If you pass, you only take half damage this round.
Flying Dragon (2/): The target is knocked back, negating its adds for this round. Costs
five wizardry to use. Can only be used if you're wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if
unarmed.
Diving Dragon Claw (2/): Add your strength to your combat roll. Can only be used when
wielding an axe.
Dancing High Kick (2/): Ignore armour this round. Can only be used when wielding a
dagger.

Twenty Sequence Style (2/): Add one dice to your combat roll the first time you use this
while this style is active. Add two dice the second time. Add three dice the third time. Add
four dice the fourth time, and so on. Only the style you've most recently used is active. Can
only be used if you're wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if unarmed.
Adept Belt Items:
Adept Belt: 2-2. Adept belt techniques require one fewer spite dice to use. Requires
eight dexterity to use. Worth 100 gold coins.
Kremmatic Hand Cloths: 1+0. Provides six wizardry. Requires eight dexterity to use.
Worth 100 gold coins.
Iron Knuckles: 2+4. Requires three strength and six dexterity to use. Worth 100 gold
coins.
Master Belt Training:
You are progressing well, cricket. We shall skip 'Long Splitting Bamboo Exercise' and go
straight to 'Shaoshia Disciples Under Heaven Exercise'. Highly unusual, but you already
show precision enough.
This activity is, like the others, simple: you will spar with the other adepts each day from
dawn to dusk, pausing only to drink vegetable broth at noon. But you will not spar as they do
for barbaric martial arts, like boxing: you will instead focus on your brother's eyes, read his
intentions, and block his attacks before they ever land. Then you will attack him, and he will
block your every move. There is no need for gloves or armour under this system. If you are
ready, you will never be hit over this year. If you are hit, then I am sorry - perhaps we
should've stuck to the bamboo.
Once you finish 'Shaoshia Disciples Under Heaven Exercise' you have earned your
master belt, blessed hand cloths, and steel knuckles. Well done. If you wish to further
your training, pay me the 6,000 gold coins to continue.

Master Belt Techniques (3/):
Eight Direction Swinging Cyclone (3/): Deal extra dice of damage equal to your level multiplied
by the number of foes you face. Can only be used when wielding a pole arm.
Stinging Scorpion (3/): If you were damaged in melee combat this round, deal one dice of
damage to one nearby foe per damage you took (target's armour protects).
Snapping Serpent (3/): Lower the target's adds by your dexterity for the rest of the fight,
including for this round. Can only be used if you're wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if
unarmed.
Swooping Swallow Drop Kick (3/): Double your adds this round. Can only be used if
you're in Owl Style and if you're wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if unarmed.
Crab Strike (3/): You trip the target, negating its adds and armour during the following
round. Can only be used when wielding a staff, wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or when
unarmed.
Master Belt Items:
Master Belt: 3-3. Master belt techniques require one fewer spite dice to use. Requires 12
dexterity to use. Worth 250 gold coins.
Blessed Hand Cloths: 1+0. During a combat round you may lower your luck by one dice for
the rest of the adventure. If you do so you may use any martial arts ability that round, no
matter how many spite dice you rolled. Requires 12 dexterity to use. Worth 250 gold coins.
Steel Knuckles: 3+5. Requires three strength and six dexterity to use. Worth 250 gold
coins.
Grandmaster Belt Training:
Over the past three years you have focused on four elements of martial arts: body, will,
technique, and dialogue - the dialogue of combat, I mean. Now you must tie these
elements together under a style. This gives direction and purpose to the way you fight, and
forces your opponent to be reactive instead of proactive. We practice 'Method of Imitating
Nature Exercise' to learn styles.
Go out in the forests, and the mountains, and study nature's movements. You will find
that all expressions of nature move in their own way and that those movements work
towards a purpose, whether catching a mouse or bending with the wind. Find expressions
of nature you think move towards purposes useful to you, and copy them. This will not
only make you a better fighter, but will make you more conscious of the world around you.

Once you finish 'Method of Imitating Nature Exercise' you have earned your grandmaster
belt, spirit barrier hand cloths , and mithril knuckles. Well done. If you wish to further your
training, pay me the 10,000 gold coins to continue.
Grandmaster Belt Techniques (4/):
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style (4/): All projectiles fired at you and nearby allies miss
while this style is active (although they still count towards your foe's combat roll). Only the
style you've most recently used is active. Can only be used if you're wearing knuckles or
hand cloths, or if you're unarmed.
Plum Blossom Style (4/): While this style is active, add any constitution you're missing to
your adds. Only the style you've most recently used is active.
Gathering Water Buffalo Style (4/): While this style is active, nearby allies add your
shield's protection value to their own armour value. Only the style you've most recently
used is active.
Raging Rhino Style (4/): While this style is active, any damage you deal also reduces the
target's adds. Only the style you've most recently used is active. Can be only be used when
wielding a hafted weapon.
Eight Gate Strike (4/): Deal an extra dice of damage for every 10 points you have in
each attribute. Costs 10 wizardry to use.

Grandmaster Belt Items:
Grandmaster Belt: 4-4. Grandmaster belt techniques

require one fewer spite dice to use. Requires 16
Spirit Barrier Hand Cloths: 1+0. You may ignore spells

if you spend wizardry equal to its base cost. Requires
16 dexterity to use. Worth 500 gold coins.
Mithril Knuckles: 4+6. Requires three strength and six

Sage Belt Training:
You are, how you say, a star pupil, outsider -

certainly one with very deep pockets. I was not
expecting an adventurer to progress this far. Most till the field for a few weeks, then
leave.
I am impressed with your study of wind, plum blossoms, water buffalos, and rhinos: you
mastered a range of expressions, and captured their movements with grace. Now you must
make connections between the styles. All things on Trollworld, however different they seem,
are manifestations of kremm. We are not different, we are shades of colour - the same
colour at that. Because of this, all expressions of nature carry out certain movements similar
to one another. Discover these links between your styles, and exploit them to move
seamlessly between styles depending on the flow of battle. We call this 'Wheel of Life
Study'.
Once you finish 'Wheel of Life Study' you have earned your sage belt, sparrow hand cloths,
and adamantine knuckles. Well done. If you wish to further your training, pay me the
15,000 gold coins to continue.
Sage Belt Techniques (5/):
Darting Sparrow (5/): You may perform another action this combat round that isn't an
attack. Switch from Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style to Gathering Water Buffalo Style.
Wounded Tiger Claw (5/): Deal one dice of damage to a target for every constitution
you've lost. Switch from Plum Blossom Style to Raging Rhino Style.
Bending River (5/): Ignore one spite ability that targets you this round. Switch from
Gathering Water Buffalo Style to Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style.
Heavenly Star (5/): Make another attack and add it to your combat total. You take one
spite damage for every dice you roll. Switch from Raging Rhino Style to Plum Blossom
Style.
Twenty Sequence Feint (5/): Take a charisma and dexterity check. You ignore spite
damage this round equal to the combined level of the check you made.

Sage Belt Items:
Sage Belt: 5-5. Sage belt techniques require one fewer spite dice to use. Requires 20
dexterity to use. Worth 1,000 gold coins.
Sparrow Hand Cloths: 1+0. Doubles your dexterity when worn. Requires 20 dexterity to
use. Worth 1,000 gold coins.
Adamantine Knuckles: 5+7. Requires three strength and six dexterity to use. Worth
1,000 gold coins.
Celestial Belt Training:
We come to the final stage of your training, the 'Perfection of Nature Study'. For this
activity you must study the manifestations of nature you've based your styles on to find
what each manifestation does best. Then, you must figure out how to do it better.
Augmenting these abilities is particularly difficult, and impossible through bodily
movements alone. There are books in the temple's library detailing how to access your
inner powers. To perfect nature's movements you must draw on your kremm.
Once you finish 'Perfection of Nature Study' you have earned your celestial belt, light hand
cloths, and meteoric knuckles. I cannot help you beyond this point. There is one more belt
you could earn, but you would have to talk to Shaoshia himself in the Jasmine Dragon Tea
Rooms, way over in Tyree. And convince him to teach you. He has stopped devoting
himself to the Great Boddisalvia, you see: he worships green tea now instead.
Celestial Belt Techniques (6/):
Heavenly Kite Sequence (6/): You cannot be damaged by melee combat this round.
Costs 15 wizardry to use. Can only be used in Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style.
Kremm Gate Release (6/): Reduce your

constitution to one. All allies recover as much
wizardry and constitution as you lost. Can only be
used in Plum Blossom Style.
Celestial Ghost Barrier (6/): You take damage to

your wizardry this round instead of your
constitution. Can only be used in Gathering
Water Buffalo Style.
Quaking Palm (6/): Destroy a target with less MR

than your carried weight in kilograms. Can only be
used in Raging Rhino Style.
Jade Emperor Style (6/): While this style is

active you may re-roll any combat dice,
including for your opponent. You must spend
one wizardry per dice you re-roll.

Celestial Belt Items:
Celestial Belt: 6-6. Celestial belt techniques require one fewer spite dice to use.
Requires 24 dexterity to use. Worth 2,000 gold coins.
Light Hand Cloths: 1+0. You may use multiple spite abilities each combat round. Each spite
ability requires its own spite dice to use: for instance, you must roll eight sixes to use a rank
three and rank five ability in the same combat round. Requires 24 dexterity to use. Worth
2,000 gold coins.
Meteoric Knuckles: 6+8. Requires three strength and six dexterity to use. Worth 2,000
gold coins.
Secrets of Shaoshia, Part Two:
Several seasons later...
Your old teacher was right. Shaoshia himself, he who transcends the six ranks, he who
developed the techniques still used today, sits at a small table, stooped over a cup of
green tea, sipping. You know it must be him. He's old for one thing, yet his frame is
muscular and wiry, like a coiled snake. And he wears the orange robes of your school. His
school. You take a seat opposite him.
'Greetings, illustrious master. Long have I travelled here. I am one who has attained
celestial mastery of the first six paths -'
The old man holds up his finger to interrupt you. You worry that you've got the wrong
person. He sips his tea before speaking.
'Keichu, the great Shaoshia teacher of the Daojisa era, was the head of Tofukuyo, a
minor temple in Khazan. One day the governor of Khazan called upon him for the first
time.
His attendant presented the card of the governor, which read: Kitagaki, Governor of Khazan.
“I have no business with such a fellow,” said Keichu to his attendant. “Tell him to get out
of here.”
The attendant carried the card back with apologies. “That was my error,” said the governor,
and with a pencil he scratched out the words Governor of Khazan. “Ask your teacher again.”
“Oh, is that Kitagaki?” exclaimed the teacher when he saw the card. “I want to see that
fellow.”'

The old man sits silently, as if expecting You nod in agreement before pulling out a
you to respond. You may repeat your large pouch of gold. 'But you're not so
introduction at 1, introduce yourself as humble that you won't accept a little
Taozen at 2, or ask him why he told that 'temple donation' for your teachings, are
parable at 3. you? I can pay well for your secrets,
Shaoshia. Teach me how to fight and you'll
1 - You uneasily begin again. 'Greetings, be able to buy all the tea you'll ever -'
illustrious master. Long have I travelled here.
I am one who has attained celestial mastery You're dismayed to see Shaoshia lift his
of the first six paths -' finger once again. You knew the gold was
a mistake. There seems to be a world of
The old man looks at you sternly. 'If you difference between your old master and
cannot grasp the meaning of that parable, no this man.
celestial master are you. I'll end our 'Bodhisalvia said: “I consider the positions
conversation with one you may understand: of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I
observe treasures of gold and gems as so
Hakuin used to tell his pupils about an old
many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the
woman who had a teashop, praising her
finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see
understanding of Shaoshia. The pupils
myriad worlds of the universe as small
refused to believe what he told them and seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in
would go to the teashop to find out for Trollworld, Lake Calamere, as a drop of oil
themselves. on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the
world to be the illusion of magicians. I
Whenever the woman saw them coming she
discern the highest conception of
could tell at once whether they had come for
emancipation as a golden brocade in a
tea or to look into her grasp of Shaoshia. In
dream, and view the holy path of the
the former case, she would serve them
illuminated ones as flowers appearing in
graciously. In the latter, she would beckon to
one’s eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a
the pupils to come behind her screen. The
mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of
instant they obeyed, she would strike them daytime. I look upon the judgment of right
with a fire-poker. and wrong as the serpentine dance of a
Nine out of ten of them could not escape dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as
her beating.' but traces left by the four seasons.”'
And with that he orders another tea and You may place a second pouch of gold on
refuses to talk to you. the table at 4 , or ask whether you could
do him a favour in return for his teachings
2 - You begin again. 'I am Taozen, a at 5.
humble monk of your school. A former 3 - The old man looks at you sternly. 'If I
pupil of yours tells me that you know
must explain the meaning of that parable,
several techniques beyond the celestial no celestial master are you. I'll end our
rank, and have come to beg for you to
conversation with one you may
teach me.' understand:
The old man smiles. 'That's much better. Hakuin used to tell his pupils about an
However much we achieve in this life, we
old woman who had a teashop, praising
must not become proud. Pride is an
her understanding of Shaoshia. The
attachment to the self. It stops us from
pupils refused to believe what he told
achieving enlightenment.' them and would go to the teashop to find
out for themselves.

Whenever the woman saw them coming she You may agree to bring back the tea
could tell at once whether they had come for leaves at 6, or remind him that clinging to
tea or to look into her grasp of Shaoshia. In life is a form of attachment at 7.
the former case, she would serve them
graciously. In the latter, she would beckon to 6 - If Shaoshia is pleased that you've
the pupils to come behind her screen. The agreed to such a dangerous quest, he
instant they obeyed, she would strike them doesn't show it. He merely walks out of
with a fire-poker. the tea house to see you off.
Nine out of ten of them could not escape Outside of the establishment is a beggar.
her beating.' Shaoshia looks at you expectantly. You
may give the beggar nothing at 8, give the
And with that he orders another tea and beggar some money at 9, the amount of
refuses to talk to you. which you note, or give the beggar all of
your money at 10
10.
4 - The old man scoffs. He refuses to talk to
you until you leave the tea room, rich in
worldly possessions but poor in true
knowledge.
5 - 'Hey, now we're talking. Put those coins

away; let's transact favours instead of gold.'
Shaoshia drains his tea before continuing.
'Perhaps you have heard from your master
that I've forsaken The Way to better slake my
thirst for tea. Well, that's not entirely untrue .
In my old age, my views have begun to
diverge from those of the school I established.
I see now that enlightenment cannot be
achieved through martial arts, and that martial
arts are in fact often used for ill.
Enlightenment is detachment, so can only be
arrived at through inaction. I engage in
inaction by drinking tea. Focusing on the tea
helps clear my mind.'
7 - Shaoshia sighs. 'You are right,
Shaoshia cradles his empty cup for warmth. stranger. Perhaps I have grown cowardly
Sleet slaps the roof of the tea house. 'Taozen, in my old age. Thank you for refusing
there is a favour you could do me. An exotic
such as base request.' He pays for his cup
strand of herb, called 'fisslewort', grows far to
of tea, bows, and leaves.
the east in a place called 'The Rainbow
Kingdom'. Find the plant, and bring me back 8 - The beggar holds his hand out towards
some of its seeds. It has a rare preservative
you. You fix your eyes on him and say:
power, and could make a potent tea - perhaps
it would prolong my life enough for me to 'No one saves us but ourselves. No one
achieve enlightenment. In return I will teach can and no one may. We ourselves must
you my greatest techniques, as much as I walk the path. To be idle is a short road
despise to do so.' to death and to be diligent is a way of life;
foolish people are idle, wise people are
diligent.'

Shaoshia turns to you. 'This is why I have Goddess' cultists, who preaches for the
turned my back on martial arts. You are too onlookers to surrender themselves to her
hard: Bodhisalvia taught compassion above will.
discipline. Go back to your temple and
meditate on your faults.' The old man You may attempt to convert the audience
presses a coin into the beggar's hand and to the True Path at 12
12, or ignore the cultist
returns to the tea house. at 13
13.
9 - The beggar holds out his hand 12 - You somersault onto the stage to the
expectantly. You place the gold in his audience's gasps. But how well do you
palm, to the approval of Shaoshia. debate? Take a level three intelligence and
charisma check. If you pass both checks
'A nun who was searching for enlightenment you win them over to your cause at 15 15; if
made a statue of Bodhisalvia and covered it you fail either check you fail to win them
with gold leaf. Wherever she went she carried over at 16
16.
this golden Bodhi with her.
13 - Bodhisalvia does not look kindly on
Years passed and, still carrying her Bodhi, the your cowardice. Lose three dice of luck for
nun came to live in a small temple in a country the rest of this adventure before continuing
where there were many Bodhis, each one with on your way to the city gates at 14
14.
its own particular shrine.
14 - Arching gracefully, like the branch of a
The nun wished to burn incense before her weathered pine tree, is Tyree's main gate.
golden Bodhi. Not liking the idea of the Before you can walk through them,
perfume straying to the others, she devised a however, bells begin clanging throughout
funnel through which the smoke would the town. The guards rush out of the city
ascend only to her statue. This blackened the limits, charging some unknown enemy,
nose of the golden Bodhi, making it especially and two guards begin closing the gates to
ugly. defend the city. You may rush out to assist
the guards at 17
17, or wait inside the city for
It seems you are not like this nun. Go forth
safety at 18
18.
with my blessings, and take care.' You bow,
and begin to make your way towards the 15 - Little by little, you begin to win the
city's gate at 11
11. onlookers over to Bodhisalvia's teachings.
Seeing that he cannot spar with you
10 - The beggar holds out his hand verbally, the furious cultist decides to spar
expectantly. You pour two pouches of with you physically.
coins into his palm.
Shaoshia turns to you. 'You are a worldly man,
and proud too: proud enough to flaunt your
wealth. Go back to the temple, and give them
all you have. You will never reach
enlightenment with such riches.' And with that
the old man returns to the tea house.
11 - You walk along the main thoroughfare,
slipping through the throng like a rivulet
among pebbles. After several minutes you
encounter a large crowd blocking the path.
They cluster around one of the Death
'
Goddess cultists who preaches for the
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If you survive the fight you carry on to the negating its adds and armour during the
city gates at 14
14. following round. Can only be used when
wielding a staff, wearing knuckles or hand
Cultist: MR 140. cloths, or when unarmed.
Round one: Enters Twenty Sequence 16 - You flub. Sorry Bodhisalvia. You
Style. continue to the city gates at 14 to the
Twenty Sequence Style (2/): Add one dice to heckling of the crowd.
your combat roll the first round this style is
17 - You slip outside the city just before the
active. Add two dice the second round.
gates snap shut. Now you see them. Three
Add three dice the third round. Add four dice
ancient trolls, each twice as tall as a man.
the fourth round, and so on. Only the style
At least you have six guards to help you. If
you've most recently used is active. Can
you survive the fight you travel outside to
only be used if you're wearing knuckles or
hand cloths, or if unarmed. the nearest village at 19
19.
Round Two: Uses Disciplined Technique of Ancient Troll: MR 80. 2/ The troll
Flowing Grace. regenerates any lost MR.
Disciplined Technique of Flowing Grace Guard: MR 20.
(7/): The extra dice you roll from Twenty
Sequence Style are, from the following turn, 18 - You hear the sounds of clubbing, and
until the style ends, all sixes. Can only be the screams of guardsmen. Then you don't
used in Twenty Sequence Style . Round hear the screams of guardsmen anymore.
Three and Onwards: Uses Crab Strike. Soon two ancient trolls manage to bash
through the gate, and proceed to slaughter
Crab Strike (3/): You trip the target, civilians. It's up to you to save the
townsfolk.

If you survive the fight you travel outside to “Nowhere is there any warmth.”
the nearest village at 19
19.
The girl returned and related what he had
Ancient Troll: MR 80. 2/ The troll said.
regenerates any lost MR. “To think I fed that fellow for twenty years!”
exclaimed the old woman in anger. “He
19 - The road is long, but by nightfall you
showed no consideration for your need, no
reach a small hamlet on the edge of the
disposition to explain your condition. He
desert. The village is too small to support a
need not have responded to passion, but
tavern, but perhaps you can rest in the mean
at least he could have evidenced some
temple. You knock on the door.
compassion!”
An elderly monk answers. 'Yes, who is it? She at once went to the hut of the monk
The night watchman has sounded the bugle: and burned it down.
that means the curfew has begun.' You
wonder what the curfew protects the So, stranger, what do you think? Was she
villagers from. right to do so, or was the monk right to
rebuff her so steadfastly?’ Go to 20 if you
'Greetings, brother: I am Taozen, celestial think the woman was right, and go to 21 if
master of the sixth rank. I beseech you to let you think that man was right.
me rest in your temple tonight, for I am
weary and burdened with calloused feet.' 20 - You tell the monk that she was
You remove one of your sandals and reveal certainly right to criticise her guest.
your blistering sole. 'Correct: compassion is the highest
principle one can hold. And now, stranger,
The monk strokes his chin. 'I cannot tell I must show compassion for you. Enter,
whether you are a monk or desert bandit. eat, and rest.'
Let us see. Give me your judgement on this You drink noodle soup with your host and
parable and we shall know your true sleep well into the morning. Recover three
character: dice of constitution before continuing
There was an old woman in Khaboom who eastwards the next day into the desert at
had supported a monk for over twenty years. 22
22.
She had built a little hut for him and fed him 21 - You tell him that the monk was
while he was meditating. Finally she certainly right to not give her any hope
wondered just what progress he had made in they could enter into a relationship. 'Then
all this time. you have not grasped the message of this
parable, and have no concept of
To find out, she obtained the help of a girl compassion. Draw you sword, brigand: I
rich in desire. “Go and embrace him,” she see through your disguise.' The monk
told her, “and then ask him suddenly: ‘What attacks.
now?'”
If you survive the fight you flee the village
The girl called upon the monk and without and camp out in the wilderness. Groggily,
much ado caressed him, asking him what he you set out through the desert at 22 come
was going to do about it. morning.
“An old tree grows on a cold rock in Monk: MR 100, 50 wizardry. Begins the
winter,” replied the monk somewhat battle in Jade Emperor Style, and always
poetically. “ pays to change any ones, twos, or threes
he rolls into sixes.

Each round you take a level six intelligence On even numbered turns they attack with
check: if you pass you realise that he's getting their bows, which are ranged weapons.
his power from the necklace he wears.
Equipped with a jade necklace.
Jade Emperor Style (6/): While this style is

active you may re-roll any combat dice,
including for your opponent. You must spend
one wizardry per dice you re-roll.
Jade Necklace: You enter Jade Emperor

Style at the beginning of each battle.
Requires 50 wizardry to use. Worth 5,000
gold coins.
22 - Walking through the desert is exhausting,

particularly in armour. Unless you have water
with you, take one piercing damage for every
two points of armour you wear.
Towards noon you hear a curious yelping

sound, like a pack of hyenas. But it's not
hyenas. It's worse. It's a pack of well- 25 - During the dusk you stumble across
equipped bandits on horseback, making something invaluable: a well. You thank
their war-cry. Bodhisalvia for his compassion, bow in
the eight heavenly directions, and drink.
'Your money or your life!' shouts the leader,
cocking his bow from a safe distance. You If you have a day's worth of provisions you
could rest here and eat it tomorrow at 26 .
may give him all your money at 2323, or attack
Otherwise you must continue eastwards in
at 24
24.
the morning at 27
27.
23 - You allow yourself to be searched. As
well as having all of your gold stolen, the 26 - The rest you have is invaluable: you
bandits also take your most valuable item. At recover three dice worth of constitution
least they don't take your life. Once they leave during the day. Afterwards, you continue
you be you continue eastward at 25 25. eastwards at 27
27.
24 - With no warning, you flip onto the 27 - Finally, your trek through the desert
leader's horseback and break the leader's comes to an end. You reach the outskirts
neck. The five bandit horsemen certainly of something much worse: the Sawtooth
weren't expecting that, but they recover Mountain Range.
admirably well. They must be veterans. You walk towards one of the outlying
hillocks, a small mound made of grass and
If you survive the fight you continue stone. You notice something curious. A
walking eastward at 2525. monkey-like man is trapped under the
mass, so thoroughly so that only his head
Desert Horseman: MR 30. On odd sticks out. A paper seal, inscribed in
numbered turns they attack with their ancient calligraphy, is stuck to his
swords and have double adds. forehead. Also sticking out of the hill is a
circlet.

Take a level four intelligence check. If you 2/ King Monkey summons an exact replica
pass, you can read the seal at 28
28; if you fail, of himself at that point in time for the rest
go to 29
29. of the battle.
28 - The seal is written in ancient Sand 3/ King Monkey fights from his cloud. He
Script. It reads: cannot be targeted by melee attacks for
the rest of the battle unless the attacker is
'Imprisoned under this mountain, by the in Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style.
hand of Bodhisalvia, is the Monkey King.
Do not remove this seal to release him 31 - The thin band is buried in solid rock.
unless the crown is upon his head. He is Take a level seven strength check. If you
strong, dangerous, and wild.' pass you manage to dislodge it at 3434; if
you fail you may remove the seal at 30
You may remove the seal at 30 30, try to or continue on your way at 32
32.
remove the circlet at 31
31, or continue on
your way at 32
32. 32 - The hike through the mountains is
arduous, so it is with some relief that you
29 - It's all Greek to you. You may remove the stumble across a dwarven settlement. The
seal at 30
30, try to remove the circlet at 31
31, or leader, seeing your fatigue, beckons you
continue on your way at 32 32. into the cavern.
'Ach, lost are we? Nay sane human
30 - Did you place the circlet on King
wou' wander through goblin lands on 'is
Monkey's head? If you did, he joins you as an lonesome, I know tha' much! M' name's
ally; if you didn't, he attacks! Either way, you Daltimdur, chief o' th' Iron Beard Clan: y'
continue eastwards after this encounter to 32 32. safe 'ere, so come down.'
King Monkey (foe): MR 100, armour 20. You may enter the cavern at 37 or
King Monkey uses his highest cost spite continue eastwards at 38
38.
ability each round.
33 - This seems like the perfect place to
2/ King Monkey doubles the length of his practice emptiness. You close your eyes
stick, doubling his adds and armour for the and meditate on a famous parable:
rest of the battle.
Subhuti was Bodhi’s disciple. He was able
3/ King Monkey summons an exact replica of to understand the potency of emptiness,
himself at that point in time for the rest of the the viewpoint that nothing exists except in
its relationship of subjectivity and
battle.
objectivity.
4/ King Monkey fights from his cloud. He
One day Subhuti, in a mood of sublime
cannot be targeted by melee attacks for the
emptiness, was sitting under a tree.
rest of the battle unless the attacker is in
Flowers began to fall about him.
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style.
“We are praising you for your discourse on
King Monkey (ally): MR 30, armour five.
King Monkey uses his highest cost spite emptiness,” the gods whispered to him.
ability each round. “But I have not spoken of emptiness,” said
1/ King Monkey doubles the length of his Subhuti.
stick, doubling his adds and armour for the “You have not spoken of emptiness, we
rest of the battle. have not heard emptiness,” responded the
gods.

“This is the true emptiness.” And blossoms Damtimdur follows you down the ladder.
showered upon Subhuti as rain. 'Tha' was qui' th' jump! Maybe y' nay so
defenceless after all.'
34 - The circlet must be enchanted. Just
holding it has a calming effect on you, You point to your belt. 'I am Taozen,
sapping your will to fight. You may place it on celestial master of the six paths, creator of
the monkey man's head at 35 35, or place it on the fourteen heavenly winds style and the
your own at 36
36. darting sparrow. I could jump from a height
thrice as high and land unscathed. And I
am not some poor lost traveller afeared of
goblins, as you suggested before. I only
come inside your halls to rest my feet
awhile before continuing eastwards.'
The dwarven leader shakes his head.

'Dinnay be contemptuous o' goblins.
They're weak, but th' go' numbers t'
overwhelm th' stronges' o' men an'
dwarves. Take our tunnels eas' instead. Y'
may run in to Grolk in there, bu' it's still
safer.'
You thank Daltimdur for his advice. You

may continue eastwards over the
mountains at 38
38, or under the mountains at
39
39.
35 - You place the band on the monkey 38 - You hike through the mountains until
man's head and step back. He feebly tries to night-time. You're unable to sleep,
remove it, but it seems to be stuck. however. The sound of goblins
attempting to ambush you wakes you up.
You may remove the seal at 30
30, or
continue on your way at 32
32. Take two level seven luck checks: one dice
of goblin slingers and goblins raiders
36 - You place the circlet on your head, and ambush you for each level you missed the
feel it dig into your skull. When you try to checks by respectively. If you survive the
remove it you find that it's stuck. fight you lay your head down and drift back
to sleep.
You may remove the seal at 30 or continue on
The rest of the trek through the mountains
your way at 32
32.
is without incident, but very long: several
Circlet : You recover no wizardry while this days long.
circlet is worn. Can only be removed by a
powerful wizard. Worthless. Lose three dice of strength for the rest of
the adventure unless you eat a day's worth
37 - You glide down the chute leading to the of provisions.
cavern, landing softly on your feet. Inside toil
hundreds of dwarves, all mining, smelting, You finally emerge from the mountain
hammering, and, of course, drinking. range at 42
42.

Goblin Slinger: MR 10. All attacks are 41 - One blow from Grolk the Giant will
ranged. probably fell you, but he swings clumsily
enough for you to dodge his first attack.
Goblin Raider: MR 12, armour six. What happens then is anyone's guess.
If you survive the fight you continue

walking along the tunnel at 4040.
Grolk the Giant: MR 250. Only attacks on

odd- numbered combat rounds.
Equipped with Grolk’s club.
Grolk's Club: 15 -15. Two-handed. You

cannot take any action the round after
attacking with this weapon. Requires 30
strength and 10 dexterity to use. Weighs
50 kgs.
42 - You've done it: you've made it into

the Rainbow Kingdom. All you need to do
now is ask the peasants where fisslewort
is grown, which you do so with quick
success. You enter the tea-growing
hamlet, and call out from the village
square:
39 - You march along the tunnel, which gets
darker the further along you go. If you have a 'Greetings, peasants. I am Taozen, master
source of light all is well, but if you don't you of the six heavenly true paths. I come from
will fight with half of your normal speed and lands far away seeking that most rare and
dexterity. powerful herb, fisslewort, so that I may
save the life of my beloved master. Give
A rank stench wafts from ahead, like the me a pouch of seeds, and I will make
smell of rotting flesh. Grolk sits gnawing the haste and depart with thanks.'
bones of a dwarf. You fear Daltimdur sent
you here to deal with a problem he could The villagers herd around you like so many
not. bemused cattle. 'Hey, how do we know
you're a master of the six bloody paths?'
'Urrrr... 'umans! Jus' one 'uman? Jus' one one of them shouts. 'Yeah, you don't look
'uman no' a big snack, what's th' point.' like some bloody monk to me: whoever
heard of a monk in orange robes?'
Perhaps you can convince him to not attack.
Take a level ten charisma check, and add You may prove yourself through a
one to your roll for every dice you normally display of martial arts at 43
43, demonstrate
roll in combat. If you pass he lets you pass at your knowledge of the sutras at 4444, trick
40
40; if you fail he tries to club you at 41
41. them into thinking you're enlightened at
45
45, or attempt to perform a miracle at 4646.
40 - The rest of the tunnel is dark, dank, and
damp, but free of giants. After several hours 43 - Take a level six dexterity check to
you emerge one the other side of the see whether you impress them at 47 47. If
mountain range at 4242. you fail you will have to demonstrate your
knowledge of the sutras by passing a level

knowledge of the sutras by passing a level of them fat buggers in the church, but a
five intelligence check, trick them into thinking holy one!' shouts one of the farmers to no-
you're enlightened by passing a level four one in particular.
charisma check, and attempt to perform a
miracle by passing a level three wizardry
check. If you manage to do all three things
you still manage to impress them at 47 ; if
you fail, you have failed in your quest and
must close the book.
44 - Take a level five intelligence check to see

whether you impress them at 47 47. If you fail
you will have to give them a display of martial
arts by passing a level six dexterity check,
trick them into thinking you're enlightened by
passing a level four charisma check, and
attempt to perform a miracle by passing a
level three wizardry check. If you manage to
do all three things you still manage to impress
them at 47
47; if you fail, you have failed in your
quest and must close the book.
'Stranger, y' can have the seeds if y' wish'
45 - Take a level four charisma check to see says a relatively wealthy peasant. 'But if y'
whether you impress them at 47 47. If you fail want them that bad, y' must do us a favour
you will have to give them a display of martial first.'
arts by passing a level six dexterity check,
demonstrate your knowledge of the sutras by 'Not another bloody favour...' you think
passing a level five intelligence check, and to yourself.
attempt to perform a miracle by passing a
level three wizardry check. If you manage to 'We have great need of y' services, monk:
do all three things you still manage to impress we live in fear o' demons. Several o' them
them at 47
47; if you fail, you have failed in your lurk in that barn yonder, and kill our
quest and must close the book. livestock while we sleep. Deal with them,
46 - Take a level three wizardry check to see and y'll get y' seeds.' You bow and walk
whether you impress them at 47 47. If you fail towards the barn.
you will have to give them a display of martial 'Superstitious serfs. It's probably just a
arts by passing a level six dexterity check, rabid dog' you mutter once you're out
demonstrate your knowledge of the sutras by of ear shot. You open the door and are
passing a level five intelligence check, and assaulted by a white, red, brown, and
trick them into thinking you're enlightened by
yellow demon.
passing a level four charisma check. If you
manage to do all three things you still manage If you survive the fight you collect your
to impress them at 47 ; if you fail, you have seeds and return to Tyree. The journey
failed in your quest and must close the book. back is not so treacherous as you know
what to avoid, but nonetheless exhausting.
47 - The slack-jawed yokels stand slack- 'You wouldn't believe what I had to go
jawed. 'A monk: a real-life monk! Not one through to get these, master,' you say to
Shaoshia as you re-enter the tea room,
handing him the pouch, 'these techniques
better be as good as I hope they are.'

The old monk examines one of the seeds Shaoshia wraps his papery hands in cloth.
against the light. 'Chaos is inherent in all Go to 48
48.
compounded things - strive on with diligence.
As for my martial arts, let me reassure you White Demon: MR 40. Begins the combat
with a parable... in Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style.
A woman of Dingledell named Kame was one Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style (4/): All
of the few makers of incense burners in projectiles fired at you and nearby allies
Trollworld. Such a burner is a work of art to be miss while this style is active (although
used only in a tearoom or before a family they still count towards your foe's combat
shrine. Kame, whose father before her had roll). Only the style you've most recently
been such an artist, was fond of drinking. used is active. Can only be used if you're
wearing knuckles or hand cloths, or if
She also smoked and associated with men
you're unarmed.
most of the time. Whenever she made a little
money she gave a feast inviting artists, poets, Red Demon: MR 60. Begins the combat
carpenters, workers, men of many vocations in Plum Blossom Style.
and avocations. In their association she
evolved her designs.
Kame was exceedingly slow in creating, but

when her work was finished it was always a
masterpiece. Her burners were treasured in
homes whose womenfolk never drank,
smoked, or associated freely with men.
The mayor of Dingledell once requested

Kame to design an incense burner for him.
She delayed doing so until almost half a year
had passed. At that time the mayor, who had
been promoted to office in a distant city,
visited her. He urged Kame to begin work on
his burner.
At last receiving the inspiration, Kame made

the incense burner. After it was completed
she placed it upon a table. She looked at it
long and carefully. She smoked and drank Plum Blossom Style (4/): While this style is
before it as if it were her own company. All
active, add any constitution you're missing
day she observed it.
to your adds. Only the style you've most
At last, picking up a hammer, Kame recently used is active.
smashed it to bits. She saw it was not the
Brown Demon: MR 40, armour 40.
perfect creation her mind demanded.
Begins the combat in Gathering Water
Doubt not the potency of my techniques, Buffalo Style.
Taozen. Let me show you them in the tea Gathering Water Buffalo Style (4/): While
garden.' this style is active, nearby allies add your
base armor value to their own. Only the
style you've most recently used is active.

Yellow Demon: MR 40. Begins the combat in You shout in alarm as the old man next
Raging Rhino Style. stabs himself in the stomach with a
concealed knife. He holds his hand over
Raging Rhino Style (4/): While this style is the wound, and after only half a minute the
active, any damage you deal also reduces wound is gone.
the target's adds. Only the style you've most
recently used is active. Can be only be used 'To keep the body in good health is a duty...
when wielding a hafted weapon. otherwise we shall not be able to keep our
mind strong and clear. This is my 'Celestial
48 - You step into the bonsai garden. A fine Energy Realignment.' The wise man is
drizzle dusts the sculpted trees and water able to convert his kremm into that force
features, giving the air the smell of pine. which sustains life. I teach this technique
Shaoshia wraps his belt around his robes to to you gladly, for to sustain life is in an act
keep them in place. of compassion.'
'Your training session will not last for years, as Shaoshia now performs the twenty
it does in the temple. I will teach you through sequence style, but with a degree of
demonstration and practice. Observe.' finesse that lends added power to his
strikes. 'The 'Disciplined Technique of
Before you can blink, the old man punches Flowing Grace' is the act of refining the
the air a thousand times. 'Bodhisalvia once style to the limits of the human body. No
said that we should not dwell in the past, not movement is wasted; every movement
dream of the future, but concentrate the mind adds to the next.'
on the present moment. I call this technique
'Thousand Whirlwind Blows.' The trick is to Lastly, Shaoshia performs six techniques
focus on the present moment so that you can in the space of one. He pants heavily after
make the most of it, and move more quickly the act. 'The 'Explosive Movement of Jade
than someone planning what their next attack Character' is a sequence of well-practiced
will be. You'll pick it up.' techniques accelerated by the use of
kremm. Very draining, and very difficult to
Next, Shaoshia chants an unfamiliar sutra. perform, but well worth the energies you
He flashes brilliantly after intoning it eight must expend.'
times, so brilliantly that you have to shield
your eyes. 'Kremm Flow Focus Eight Shaoshia regains his breath, then adopts
Direction Sutra. Bodhisalvia grants kremm to an offensive stance. 'Now that I have
those in need: from now on you need never demonstrated the techniques for you, let
fear running out of inner energy.' me demonstrate them on you. You will
Shaoshia follows this by creating a shield of learn much more effectively this way.'
jabs, kicks, arm blocks, and leg blocks. 'This
You defend yourself as the old
is my famous 'Four Sequence Barrier.' Only
the most committed of attackers can man charges.
penetrate this defence.' If you win the sparring match, and don't kill
A tree stands beside Shaoshia. With a mighty Shaoshia, you learn his techniques and
kick he snaps it in half. 'Shaoshia's Shattering are given his belt, hand cloths, and
Side Kick. This technique draws its power
knuckles. Kneeling on the damp moss he
says:
through a knowledge of torque. There is no
wizardry to this, only skill.' 'In the early days of the Songzai era there
lived a well-known wrestler called O-nami,
Great Waves.

O-nami was immensely strong and knew the In the morning the teacher found O-nami
art of wresting. In his private bouts he meditating, a faint smile on his face. He
defeated even his teacher, but in public was patted the wrestler’s shoulder. “Now
so bashful that his own pupils threw him. nothing can disturb you,” he said. “You
are those waves.
O-nami felt he should go to a Shaoshia
master for help. Hakuju, a wandering You will sweep everything before you.”
teacher, was stopping in a little temple The same day O-nami entered the
nearby, so O-nami went to see him and
wrestling contests and won. After that, no
told him of his great trouble.
one in Trollworld was able to defeat him.'
“Great Waves is your name,” the teacher The drizzle thickens. Blood runs from a
advised, “so stay in this temple tonight. gash over the old man's eye, and stains
Imagine that you are those billows. You are the collar of his robes pink. Perhaps
no longer a wrestler who is afraid. You are Shaoshia is right; perhaps martial arts is
those huge waves sweeping everything ugly. He looks up at you with watery eyes.
before them, swallowing all in their path. Do You thank your master, bow, and leave.
this and you will be the greatest wrestler in
the land.” End of Secrets of Shaoshia.
The teacher retired. O-nami sat in meditation Shaoshia : MR 250, 50 armour, 50

trying to imagine himself as waves. He wizardry, 50 dexterity, 50 speed. You must
thought of many different things. Then reduce him to 100 MR or less without
gradually he turned more and more to the killing him to learn his techniques.
feeling of waves. As the night advanced the Shaoshia uses the following techniques
waves became larger and larger. They swept each round:
away the flowers in their vases. Even the ================================
Buddha in the shrine was inundated. Before
dawn the temple was nothing but the ebb and Round One: Enters Raging Rhino Style.
flow of an immense sea.
Raging Rhino Style (4/): While this style is
active, any damage you deal also reduces
the target's adds. Only the style you've
most recently used is active. Can be only
be used when wielding a hafted weapon.
Round Two: Uses Shaoshia's
Shattering Side Kick.
Shaoshia's Shattering Side Kick (7/):
Destroy the target's armour. Can only be
used in Raging Rhino Style. Switch from
Raging Rhino Style to Gathering Water
Buffalo Style.
Gathering Water Buffalo Style (4/): While
this style is active, nearby allies add your
base armor value to their own. Only the
style you've most recently used is active.
Round Three: Uses Celestial
Ghost Barrier.

Celestial Ghost Barrier (6/): You take damage Kremm Flow Focus Eight Direction Sutra
to your wizardry this round instead of your (7/): Restore any lost wizardry. You have
constitution. Can only be used in Gathering no armour this round. Can only be used in
Water Buffalo Style. Plum Blossom Style. Switch from Plum
Round Four: Uses Bending River. Blossom Style to Fourteen Heavenly
Winds Style.
Bending River (5/): Ignore one spite ability
that targets you this round. Can only be used Four Sequence Barrier (7/): Your magic
in Gathering Water Buffalo Style. Switch from resistance is increased by your armour
Gathering Water Buffalo Style to Fourteen value this round.
Heavenly Winds Style.
Your armour value is increased by your
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style (4/): All wizardry this round. Can only be used in
projectiles fired at you and nearby allies Gathering Water Buffalo Style. Switch
miss while this style is active (although they from Gathering Water Buffalo Style to
still count towards your foe's combat roll). Raging Rhino Style.
Only the style you've most recently used is
active. Can only be used if you're wearing Shaoshia's Shattering Side Kick (7/):
knuckles or hand cloths, or if you're Destroy the target's armour. Can only be
unarmed. used in Raging Rhino Style. Switch from
Raging Rhino Style to Gathering Water
Round Five: Uses Thousand Whirlwind Buffalo Style.
Blows.
Celestial Energy Realignment (7/):
Thousand Whirlwind Blows (7/): Roll extra Restore one constitution for every wizardry
combat dice equal to the number of foes you
you spend. Can only be used in Owl Style.
face multiplied by the level of dexterity and
speed check you make. Can only be used in Disciplined Technique of Flowing Grace
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style. Switch from (7/): The extra dice you roll from Twenty
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style to Plum Sequence Style are, from the following
Blossom Style. turn, until the style ends, all sixes. Can
Plum Blossom Style (4/): While this style is only be used in Twenty Sequence Style.
active, add any constitution you're missing to Explosive Movement of Jade Character
your adds. Only the style you've most (7/): Use one technique from each of the
recently used is active. six lower ranks. Can only be used in Jade
Round Six: Uses Wounded Tiger Claw. Emperor Style. Costs 50 wizardry to use.
Wounded Tiger Claw (5/): Deal one dice of Shaoshia's Items:
damage to a target for every constitution (or
MR) you've lost. Can only be used in Plum Shaoshia's Belt: 7- 7. Shaoshia's
Blossom Style. Switch from Plum Blossom techniques require one fewer spite dice to
Style to Raging Rhino Style. use. Worth 5,000 gold coins.
Shaoshia's Techniques: Shaoshia's Hand Cloths: 1+0. In addition
Thousand Whirlwind Blows (7/): Roll extra to any spite technique you use each round,
combat dice equal to the number of foes you you may also use an apprentice or adept
face multiplied by the level of dexterity and technique for free. Worth 5,000 gold coins.
speed check you make. Can only be used in Shaoshia's Knuckles: 7+9. Requires
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style. Switch from three strength and six dexterity to use.
Fourteen Heavenly Winds Style to Plum Worth 5,000 gold coins.
Blossom Style.

Birds of a Feather by Thomas Pugh
(Expanded Rules & Background for Using Harpies in Tunnels & Trolls)
Harpies are not exactly common. Most of the good kindred on Trollworld will not have seen
one, a fact they should bless their lucky stars for. Anyone who does encounter one of these
vitriolic, spiteful and needlessly violent bird-women will, if they live to tell the tale, wish
Harpies were a good deal rarer.
Anyone planning a trip down the coast between Sven's Dale and Khrayyt should prepare
themself for the chance they might come across a colony of Harpies. Sometimes one of
these creatures leaves her sisters and heads out into the world as a Delver. Only the most
evil (or foolhardy) humans will join a Harpy on any kind of quest. Other illkin though may
relish the idea of a companion with razor sharp talons, the ability to fly and less morals than
your average politician.
This article is written with Deluxe rules in mind, but experienced players will have no
problem converting it for other editions.
Harpies as Monsters
Any GM who wishes to include Harpies in their adventure can use this article to construct
individual and characterful adversaries. Alternatively they can use the following table to
quickly roll up an encounter.
Harpy Encounters
D6 Roll Description MR (trivial) MR (serious) MR (deadly)
1 6 x Harpy Warriors 20 40 70
1 x Harpy Witch1 50 100 175
1 x Harpy Sororitrix2 80 160 300
4 1 x Harpy Witch 60 110 200
5 1 x Harpy Sororitrix 80 160 300
1 x Minotaur 120 240 500
6 12 x Young Harpies 12 25 40
1
A Harpy Witch knows every 1st Level spell plus the Harpy Special Spells.
2
A Harpy Sororitrix will be armed with a magic item; randomly generate one from the
table later in this article.
All Harpies fly and will make good use of this when attacking.
Harpies as PCs
If your GM is running a Monsters! Monsters! campaign or is otherwise open to the idea of
allowing murderous and baleful PCs then they might well allow you to play as a harpy.
Harpies are also suitable for a number of solo adventures. As with all Tunnels & Trolls, use
your common sense. Follow the rules below to generate your character.

Prime Attributes
Roll for attributes as standard. The attribute modifiers are as follows:
STR CON DEX LK IQ WIZ CHR SPD
2
x1½ x1½ x1 x½ x1½ x /3 x½ x1
Types
Harpies can be Warriors, Wizards or Rogues. Warriors only get 1 warrior bonus even if they
are fighting with both feet (see the weapons and equipment section). They can also be
specialists, including Sirens, see sidebar.
Appearance
Harpies are giant birds with either the head, or head and torso of a woman (both varieties
can be seen in most colonies). Some are beautiful, some hideous, like humans most fall in
between. Skin colour can vary from palest ivory to deepest ebony. Likewise feathers can
be white, black or brown, sometimes even shimmering blues and greens. Plumage is
usually akin to species of raptor, but not always. Some colonies may have a
preponderance of one physical type, but others will be truly mixed.
Height and weight vary more than in humans, whilst the tallest harpies top seven feet, the
shortest are Hobb sized. They weigh much less than most kindred for their height, having
hollow bones. To randomly determine height and weight use the following table. Roll 3d6 for
height then use this row and roll 2d6 for weight.
Example: Janey McGrubble rolls three dice and gets a 2, 3 and 6, totalling 11. This means
her Harpy is 4'8” tall. She then rolls two more dice and gets a 4 and 6, totalling 10. This
means her Harpy is quite substantial weighing in at 40lbs.
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
3 2'7” 4 lbs 5 lbs 6 lbs 7 lbs 8 lbs 9 lbs 10 lbs 12 lbs 13 lbs 20 lbs 27 lbs

Weapons Armour and Other Possessions
There is one major hindrance to Harpies carrying weapons: they have no hands. Having
said this, their feet are very agile and can grip most weapons, though this might make
walking difficult. Often Harpies will fight with just their talons, and each foot counts as a 2d6
weapon. Harpy warriors only ever get one warrior bonus, even though their feet are
technically two weapons.
You may arm your Harpy in any way that seems sensible, though as a rule they cannot
wear more than 10% of their body weight in armour.
If you wish you can roll 3d6 on the following table to equip your character:
Roll Equipment
3-7 Nothing.
8 1 x Healing Potion & d6 Rations.
9 Leather Jerkin (3) & d6 Rations.
10 Sword (4d6), d6 Rations & Backpack.
11 Sword (4d6), Leather Jerkin (3) & Basic Delver's Pack
12 Healing Potion, Sword (4d6), Leather Jerkin (3) & Basic Delver's Pack
13 Sword (4d6), Leather Jerkin (3), Steel Cap (1) & Basic Delver's Pack.
14 Fine Crafted Sword (4d6+3), Hauberk (5), Steel Cap (1) & Deluxe Delver's Pack.
15 Fine Crafted Sword (4d6+3), Hauberk (5), Steel Cap (1), Deluxe Delver's Pack & 2d6
doses of Hellfire Juice.
16 Fine Crafted Sword (4d6+3), Suit of Harpy Maille Armour (12), Deluxe Delver's Pack
17 Fine Crafted Sword (4d6+3), Suit of Harpy Plate Armour (16), Deluxe Delver's Pack.
18 As above plus 1 random magic item (see below).
Healing potion can be drunk at any time, it restores 2d6 CON points.
Deluxe Delver's Pack includes: Deluxe backpack, Gourmet tuckerbag, wine skin (full), 5
matches, 5 torches, 30’ silk rope, 2 pc of chalk.
Religion
Pretty much all the dark gods are worshipped by Harpies, but one deity stands head and
shoulders above the others: Gustrovia is the goddess of storms. Feared by sailors she is
loved by the Harpies as she brings fresh blood and booty into their coastal homes.
The church of Gustrovia is an informal affair, many Harpies declare themselves priestess of
the deity and shrines are often built on rocky outcrops but there is no overarching
organisation which tends to the goddess's needs.

Magic Items
Harpies sometimes use magic weapons, either of their own construction or stolen. More
often though they hoard such things in their cliff top homes. By rolling 2d6 you can use the
following list to randomly generate a magic item a harpy may have:
2. Charm of Gustrovia – confers a Blessing of Gustrovia on the wearer (see

Talents below)
3. Kobold Spear of Eternal Stabbyness – xd6 – STR:7 – DEX:10/12 –
35wu – Range: 15 yards. The damage dice for this spear are equal to the
wielders INT divided by 10 (rounding down) i.e. 0-9 = 3d6, 10-19 = 4d6, 20-
21 = 5d6 then an extra d6 in jumps of two.
4. Potion of Reanimation – if this potion is given to a newly deceased
individual (anything up to 24hrs) then the individual will be reanimated as a
zombie. The zombies stats remain the same except CON is multiplied by 1½,
CHR by ½ and INT by ¼.
5. Phoenix Dagger – crafted by a powerful Harpy shamaness with the blade
tempered in the blood of a phoenix. Dam:3d6 – STR:3 – DEX 3/14 – 20wu –
Range: 15 yards. If even a single point of damage is scored with this dagger
then individual injured must make a LK SR equal to their own level or they
lose an extra d6 CON points which is added to the wielders CON, this can
take the wielder above starting CON. This is rolled for each time damage is
caused. However if the wielder is above starting CON at the end of the
combat then all excess points are lost.
6. Minotaur Helmet – (4 hits) – STR:3 – DEX:0 – 75wu – Additional Dice: +2d6.
This horned helmet will shrink or grow to fit the wearer. Whilst worn it reduces
INT by the wearers level and raises their CON by the same.
7. Asquith's Sword of Eternal Damnation – 5d6 – STR:12 – DEX: 12 –
150wu. Once belonging to the famous Vampire Lord Abraham 'Curly' Asquith
this sword has since fallen into the hands of the Harpies. Despite its name its
only magical qualities are that it gives +10 to both STR and DEX when
wielded and smells vaguely of scones.
8. Sororitrix Breastplate – (4 hits*) – STR:2 – DEX:0 – 50wu. Shaped to the
female form, this will look vaguely ridiculous if worn by a male. Every time it
stops a point of damage +1 is added to the wearer's CON, this can not take
the the CON above its starting level. Obviously this can add up to 4 points
per combat round.
9. Aidon's Net – STR:8 – DEX:12 – 30wu – Range: 3 yards. Aidon, the
legendary fisherman is said to have once owned this net. Anyone caught in
this net can not break out by strength but must instead make a L5 LUCK roll
to do so.
10. Selkie's Potion – When imbibed it gives the ability to breathe under water
for d6 hours.
11. Gnomish Axe – 3d6 – STR:3 – DEX:5/15 – 30wu – Range:15 yards. This
light but ultra sharp axe was made in the gnomish forges of Ach-Ach-Boo.
The wielder can cast the Level 2 gnomish spell 'The Sound of Silence' at will
(for the cost of 5 kremm). For the next 5 minutes the wielder makes no noise
whatsoever (even if they want to). At the end of the five minutes all the
sound they would have made is made at once.
12. Ratling Warhorn
Warhorn. When sounded this horn makes the noise of a fine ripe
stilton. Although undetectable to the ears of most kindred; rats, mice and
ratlings will come running from miles around.

Her sacred colour is a dark blue, robes are sometimes dyed this colour with the ink of a
squid. She has no symbol as such, her followers say her name is written on the wind and
can only be seen by the faithful, but sometimes priestesses are tattooed with wavy lines.
Any follower of Gustrovia may take the following as a talent:
The Blessing of Gustrovia
Anyone with this blessing may add +3 to any SR when they make any action which aids in
wrecking a ship or killing its crew. It also confers a +2 bonus when attempting to avoid
damage or other ill effects as the result of a storm.
The following spells are available to worshippers of Gustrovia:
Call the Storm – Level 10
The caster summons a sudden and violent storm, capable of pushing ships on to rocks,
drowning sailors and blowing roofs off poorly constructed sheds. Trying to fly in such a storm
requires a L5 DEX roll. The storm is centred around the caster.
Cost: 50 – Duration 1d6 Hours – Range to Cast: See Text – Range of Effect – 2d6 x
100 yards – Power Up Per Level: N/A
The Wind Beneath My Wings – Level 1
Casting this spell reduces the level of Saving Roll needed to fly in a storm by 1. Cost: 5 –
Duration 5 minutes – Range to Cast: n/a – Range of Effect: n/a – Power Up
Per Level: Reduction in SR is equal to level spell is cast at.
The Fogs of Tartarus – Level 5
A swirling bank of fog is summoned to shroud the caster or another person or object in
swirling fog.
Cost: 10 – Duration 5 minutes – Range to Cast: 50 yards – Range of Effect: 5 yards -
Power Up Per Level: Doubles Duration, Range to Cast and Range of Effect.
Truth or Death – Level 10
This spell must be cast on a cliff top. The caster asks the target a question. If the target
answers falsely (or does not answer) then they are blown off the cliff by a strong gust of
wind.
Cost: 50 – Duration: n/a – Range to Cast: 5 yards – Range of Effect: n/a - Power Up
Per Level: n/a

Elementary, My Dear Harpy – Level 13
This is a variation on the 'Earth, Air, Fire & Water' spell. It summons a storm elemental, that
is an elemental of both Air and Water, which will do the caster's bidding. The MR of the
elemental is equal to the spell level x 10.
Cost: 50 – Duration: 1 hour – Range to Cast: 10 yards – Range of Effect: Global -
Power Up Per Level: see text.
Hail Mary – Level 3
A blast of icy air carrying hail stones the size of golf balls slams into the enemy. 3D6
damage.
Cost: 10 – Duration: Instant – Range to Cast: 50 yards – Range of Effect: 5 yards
diameter around primary target - Power Up Per Level: Double damage dice.
Strength of the Storm – Level 3
The caster draws strength and sustenance from the storm. This spell restores lost CON
points, the total depending on the weather conditions. Calm and sunny = 0, Breezy = 1,
Windy = 3, Gale force winds = 5.
Cost: 6 – Duration: Instant – Range to Cast: self – Range of Effect: self - Power Up
Per Level: doubles CON points.
Reading the Winds – Level 5
Can only be cast during a storm. The caster assesses the eddies and gusts of the storm and
uses them to read the future or past. The caster must make a SR on INT at the level of the
spell. If they pass they can fathom the answer to a simple question, such as 'which way did
the goblin go?' Casting the spell at higher levels can give answers to more complicated
questions.
Level Example Question

5 Which way did the goblin go?
6 How many goblins were there?
7 What were the goblins wearing?
8 Are the goblins intending to kidnap Princess Gertrude?
9 What are the goblins' credit card details?

Cost: 20 – Duration: Instant – Range to Cast: n/a – Range of Effect: n/a - Power Up
Per Level: see text.
Sidebar: Male Harpies

A lot of people think male Harpies don't exist and that the species exists due to
parthenogenisis. However the recent book by Dai Grimpovski 'Six Months Living in a Harpy
Colony, or Why I Will Never Eat Chicken Again' reveals that male Harpies do exist. Dai
estimates that 5% of Harpy hatchlings are male, but that most of these die in infancy. A
typical colony of 500 Harpies might have half a dozen adult males. The men of the flock are,
without fail, puny and malformed individuals, some without feathers, some with twisted
spines or gimpy legs. They are held captive by the females and treated with contempt and
derision. Occasionally a male will escape, feeling a brief life on the road is better than the
alternative. If you really want to play a male Harpy I suggest you roll three dice for attributes
and discard the highest.
Another Sidebar: Sirens

If you roll a triple for CHARISMA then you can choose to be a Siren. This is a specialist as
per the standard rules and is in place of being a Warrior, Rogue or Wizard.
A Siren is a special type of Harpy, not only are they unnaturally beautiful but they also wield
a power over the opposite sex that goes beyond mere looks. Their attribute modifiers are as
follows:
STR CON DEX LK IQ WIZ CHR SPD

x1 x1 x1 x½ x1½ x1 x2 x1
Sirens are spellcasters. They know all level 1 Spells. If they are worshippers of Gustrovia
then they also know all of her specific spells. In addition they know the following Siren only
spells.
Siren's Call – Level 10

The caster gives out an unearthly and beautiful call. All members of the opposite sex within
hearing distance must pass a L5 INT SR or they will give up all else (including their life) to
be near the siren.
Cost: 50 – Duration: Instant – Range to Cast: Centred around caster – Range of Effect:
hearing distance - Power Up Per Level: INT roll to resist is half spell level (rounding down).
Do My Bidding – Level 5
The target of this spell must do what ever the caster commands. They can not be
commanded to hurt themselves. The target gets a L5 INT SR to resist.
Cost: 20 – Duration: Instant – Range to Cast: Sight – Range of Effect: one target -
Power Up Per Level: INT roll to resist is same as spell level.

The One You Shouldn't Hurt at All – Level 1
This may be cast on someone who is attempting to engage in combat (or is already in
combat) with the caster. The target must make a L1 INT roll or they can not fight against the
caster this combat round (though they can fight against the caster's allies).
Cost: 2 – Duration: 1 Combat Round – Range to Cast: 30 yards – Range of Effect: one
target - Power Up Per Level: INT roll needed to resist and duration (in combat rounds) is
equal to the level this spell is cast at.
(In)Famous Harpies
Diana Aberaw – L2 Harpy Warrior - Female

ST CON DE LK IQ WIZ CH SP H W Age
R X R D
17 17 13 7 21 8 6 13 3'9” 22lbs 30s
Combat Adds: Weapons: 2 x Taloned
Armour: None
+7 Feet 2d6 each
Appearance: Mottled grey and brown feather, a plain broad face
with large brown eyes. Pale freckled skin.
Background: Diana is a young Harpy from a colony just off
Khrayyt. She came to prominence as a fighter in the arena of
Khazan. Knowing she could never match some of the veteran
gladiators she instead made an impact by flying up to a corporate
box and pecking a merchant's eyes out. Lerotra'hh found this so
funny she offered Diana a paid position warming up the crowds.
Letitia of Broorg – L3 Harpy Rogue - Female

R X R D
31 22 27 24 31 24 16 26 4'8” 28lbs 50s
Combat Adds: Armour: Leather Breast Weapons: 1 x Taloned
Foot 2d6
+60 Plate (3)
Scimitar 4d6
Spells: Strength of the Storm.
Appearance: Jet black feathers, glistening black. Dark skin with
long braided hair (no one knows how she braids it, and no one
dares ask).
Background: Letitia is unusual in that she voluntarily left her
colony to live the life of a pirate. She now takes her ship 'The
Curate's Egg' around the seas, plundering, looting and causing
mayhem. She is usually found with her two bodyguards, Kakos
the Minotaur and Luigi the Uruk.

Gladys Fairfeather – L9 Harpy Siren - Female
R X R D
40 47 47 30 53 28 90 38 3'5” 16lbs 30s
Weapons: Finely
Combat Adds:
Armour: None crafted, Jewelled
+107
Falchion 4d6+4
Spells: All Level 1, 2 and 3 spells from rulebook, plus Siren spells.
Appearance: Like all Sirens Gladys is beautiful with an ethereal
charisma. She has golden blonde hair and ivory skin. Background:
Gladys was born into a large colony based on the Red Cliffs of Rah-
Ged-Eeahn. She quickly rose through the ranks and by the time she
was 19 it was obvious she was in a position to become the lead
Sorortrix. Unfortunately she made her move too soon, before her
power base was consolidated and she lost the ensuing struggle. She
barely escaped the colony with her life, a few other Harpies followed
her and managed to take a male Harpy with them. She is now in the
process of setting up her own colony.

Alchemists in Tunnels and Trolls
Text Copyright © 2011 by Dean David Courter
These guidelines are built for the 5th edition of T&T, but can be easily modified into a
specialist class for play with any edition. As always with T&T, feel free to modify anything
There’’s a GM adventure by Dean later on in
within to fit your games campaign needs. (There
this issue so you can try out this heady brew of ideas – Khaghbboommm.)
To become an alchemist, an INT score of 10 or more is needed on the characters initial

attribute rolls. Basic alchemy school training takes one year and internship costs 5000
GPs. A small price to pay for the skills and knowledge gained. Potions are expensive to
make because of ingredients and magic potion bags have to be made by high level
wizards at very high prices. The GM will of course usually ignore these fees because of
parents paying for tuition or even scholarships awarded, (not to mention the fact that roll-
playing an entire school year would be extremely boring) and start the character at first
level with the knowledge of all the first level potions.
Alchemists are given a magic potion bag upon induction by their guild at first level. These
bags hold up to 50 potions and are invulnerable to physical damage and magic up to 15th
level, thus when an alchemist gets into a skirmish he doesn't normally have to fear for his
life because of his own potions. Another useful property of these magic bags is that all an
alchemist has to do is think of a specific potion, reach in the bag, and the potion will appear
in hand if it is present within. Deluxe magic potion bags are available from the guild at a cost
of 5000 gold pieces which hold up to 100 potions.
Making Potions
Alchemists can make up to 4 kinds of potions at a time. Any more and the ingredients tend to
get mixed up, sometimes to catastrophic effect. Potions are made in batches of 10, take their
level in days to prepare and normally costs their level times 100 gold pieces in ingredients.
No potion can be made over 20th level. Potions can be magical or not depending on the type,
and are either internally or externally administered. Some can be made at higher levels to
increase duration or effect, but like the 5th Edition spells never both (Hah! What is this
never’’!). The alchemist must specify which he desires at the time of the potions
thing, ‘never
creation.

After 5th level alchemists learn to distinguish useful plant and mineral properties and may
spend time collecting ingredients for themselves, instead of purchasing them. He may also
dabble in the creation of new potions of the same or lower levels as himself. After 7th level
Alchemists can discern special properties in metals and crystals found in meteors. A list of
some of these special meteor materials is given later. When found, these materials will
most often need the help of a master blacksmith or gem cutter to put their special
properties to best use.
At the GM's discretion, alchemists may mix certain potions for creating combined effects. A
successful saving roll appropriate to the alchemists INT score is needed for the mixture to
be successful. Opposite potions should never be allowed that would logically have negating
effects to each other, and the GM should keep in mind that some mixtures of potions could
have adverse if not catastrophic outcomes. As with spells, no potion should ever be allowed
which will alter time or past history.
Because game worlds vary drastically, and GM's usually make up their own names for
plant life, the GM will usually want to assign his own ingredients to each potion. The
higher the level of potion, the more ingredients it will need for its creation.
Armour and Weapons
Because they need to be unencumbered to throw and

quickly reach for potions, alchemists cannot use full
plate armour. Any other armour, and partial armour
pieces are allowed so long as they are non-ridged and
not too restricting to their arms movement. Any shield
may also be used.
Alchemists can use any weapon their STR and DEX
will allow and prefer weapons that can be used as
delivery systems for their potions. Examples of such
weapons are daggers and swords with injection blades,
potion shooting crossbows or even spraying devices.
The most popular weapons of choice are those that
hold more than one shot. Injection daggers can be
made to hold up to 3 doses of potion, swords can be
made to hold up to 10 doses in the handles and blades.
Special axes can hold up to 10 doses also, while
spears can hold up to 25 potions depending on the
length of the weapon. Special dokyus can be
made to hold 5 potion arrows in their cartridges. If you use firearms in your game they too
can be modified to shoot potions. Potion guns shoot only one potion at a time and require
one combat turn to reload. All potion weapons must either be specially made or bought
from the Alchemists Guild at four to five times the normal price.
Both external and internal potions can be used on weapons. Injection weapons do their
normal damage plus whatever effects the added potion does. Remember projectile
weapons often need a successful hit and must penetrate armour to get into the
bloodstream of the victim before the effects can be added.
See 5th Edition rules, poisons, 1.52.5. Weapons must be fully loaded with ammo and
potions before combat. Potions that affect an area will often work even if the target is
missed, as soon as the flask in broken. The GM must also be mindful of fumbles and of
potions that turn gaseous in winds and dungeon drafts.

Solo Delving
Solo delving with an alchemist character can present some unique problems since solos are
not designed with them in mind. Extra saving rolls for potion effects will need to be added
and of course a little logic used for whether the monster would be susceptible to the effects
in the first place. I would recommend using a 2nd level character and ten to twenty potions,
since the first level potions are mostly for annoyance or distraction.
Downtime
Between adventures alchemists may wish to learn new potion formulas from the
Alchemists Guild. The cost of learning a new potion is listed below with the potions, as
well as the INT required to learn them.
Often when not adventuring, questing for ingredients, or making potions, alchemists will set
up shop in a town and sell their wares. It is assumed that the formulas for several non-
magical products are always known to the alchemist. Examples are soaps, gunpowder, inks,
dyes and paints, cosmetics and perfumes, insect repellants, weed killers and fertilizers, as
well as the preparation of extracts into lotions. They can also sell quantities of the potions
below if they have learned to make them.
At high levels alchemists are often coveted by royalty because of their ability to cure
sickness and transmute lead into gold. Very few alchemists have actually mastered this skill
and fewer admit because it often leads to keeping them in prolonged servitude.
THE POTIONS
1st Level Potions
Name Power Up Int/Ext Duration
Glue Duration / Effect External 2 Combat Turns

On a successful hit, opponent must make a SR each turn the same level as the
potion or be impeded to half speed for that combat turn.
Smoke Duration / Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Makes a 15' X 15' cloud of smoke. Anyone caught within must make SR each
turn equal to the level of the potion or be blinded for that combat turn.
Itching Powder Duration / Effect External 2 Combat Turns

On a successful hit, opponent must make a LK SR each combat turn equal to the
level of the potion or be busy itching and scratching uncontrollably.
Hair Loss External Permanent

On a successful hit the opponents body hair falls out. Appropriate SR's should be
enacted for the reaction of the opponent.
Hair Gain External Permanent

On a successful hit the opponents body hair grows 1 foot. Appropriate SR's
should be enacted for the reaction of the opponent.

Fumble Oil External 2 Combat Turns
On a successful hit, the opponent must make a 2nd level SR each combat turn for 2 turns
or fumble whatever they have in hand.
Insect Repellant Effect External Repels insects in a 15' x 15' 1 HR

area for one hour.
Insect Attractant Duration / Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Attracts swarming insects which will sting and bite the target for 1d6 damage per
combat turn. Bugs must be present to work....
Glowing Effect External 1HR

Often used instead of torches, these bottles light up equal to 1 candle power like the Will-
O-Wisp spell but without the need to put more magic into them.
1st Level potions require a minimum of 10 INT.
2nd Level Potions
Alertness Duration Internal 8 Hrs

Keeps user alert and awake for 8 hrs.
Stink Bomb Duration / Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Covers a 15’ x 15’ area with choking, blinding gas for 2 combat turns. Anyone caught within
must make a SR on CON each turn equal to the level of the potion or be blinded and be
choking for that combat turn.
Burning Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Flaming potion does 2d6 damage for 2 combat turns on a successful hit on a target.
Chameleon Duration External 3 Combat Turns

User blends into the background on a successful 2nd level SR on LK.
Healing Effect External Instantaneous

Heals 5 points of damage to wounds.
Night Vision Duration Internal 3 Combat Turns

Enables user to see in darkness for 3 combat turns.
Webbing Effect External 1 HR

Potion bursts into a 10' x 10' mesh of sticky web. On a successful hit target must make an
SR equal to the potions level or be entangled.

Wood Warp External Permanent
Warps all wood within a 10' x 10' area. Renders bows and catapults useless, etc.
2nd level potions costs 500 GPs to learn and require a minimum of 12 INT to learn.
3rd Level Potions
Climbing Duration External 3 Combat Turns

Allows user to climb walls, etc. for 5 combat turns per level of the potion.
Darkness Duration / Effect External 3 Combat Turns

Causes a 15' x 15' area of darkness for 3 combat turns. GM should require
appropriate SR's on all caught within to get out, fall into pits, etc. depending on
the terrain.
Magic Dispel Effect External Instantaneous

Dispels magic of same or lower levels within a 15' x 15' area.
Flying Duration External 1 Combat Turn

User can fly at running speed for 1 combat turn.
Frost Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Freezing potion does 3d6 damage for 2 combat turns on a successful hit.
Miracle Dispel Effect External Instantaneous

Dispels miracles of equal or lower levels within a 15' x 15' area.
Pain Duration External 3 Combat Turns

Causes great pain for 3 combat turns. Target must make a 3rd Level SR each
turn or be incapacitated by the pain.
Poison Internal 1 Week

Slowly reduces CON of foe for one week (CON / 7 per day) until dead or cured.
Poison Antidote Effect Internal Instantaneous

This potion will cure even the worst of poisons if made at the right level.
Napalm Duration / Effect External 3 Combat Turns

Flaming potion does 3d6 damage to anyone in a 10' x 10' area for 3 combat turns
on a successful hit (of area). Damage ignores armour and at least a 2nd level SR
is needed for any normal wooden weapon to survive the attack.
Sickness Cause Effect External Permanent

Potion will cause a low level sickness (cold, flu, etc); the GM must determine
other sicknesses inflicted at higher levels (mumps, chicken pox, etc)

Sickness Cure Effect External Permanent
Potion will cure one low level sickness (colds, flu, etc.) GM's option for the level of the of
other sicknesses such as mumps, chicken pox etc.
Sleep Duration Internal Varies

Puts foes to sleep for 1 - 6 combat turns if a 3rd level SR is not made.
Slow Duration External 3 Combat Turns

Will half the actions of target on a successful hit for 3 combat turns.
Sustenance Internal 24 HRS

User doesn't need food for one day.
Haste Duration External 3 Combat Turns

Will double the actions of target on a successful hit for 3 combat turns.
3rd level potions costs 1000 GPs to learn and require a minimum of 14 INT to learn.
4th Level Potions
Amnesia Duration Internal 24 HRS

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Causes amnesia for one day unless a 4 level SR on INT is made.
Cold/Heat Resistance Duration External Resistance to 1 HR

extreme cold or heat for 1 HR.
Deafening Duration External 4 Combat Turns

Causes target to be deaf for 4 combat turns. Can also be useful on self or allies against
noise based attacks.
Electrical Effect External Instantaneous

Causes an electrical shock worth 6D6 damage to all within a 15' x 15' area. 8D6 if foe is
wearing metal armour.
Electrical Protection Duration External 1 HR

Protection from electrical shock, including lower level lightning based spells.
Fear Duration External 4 Combat Turns

Target will run away in fear if a 4th level SR on INT is missed.
Foolhardy Duration External 4 Combat Turns

Target will charge any enemy if a 4th level SR on INT is missed.

Luck Duration External 4 Combat Turns
Doubles Luck rating for 4 combat turns.
Hallucination Duration External 4 HRS

Target has intense hallucinations for 4 hours unless a 4th level SR on INT is
made.
Magic Protection Duration / Effect Internal 4 Combat Turns

Protection from spells of the same or lower orders.
Miracle Protection Duration / Effect Internal 4 Combat Turns

Protection from miracles of the same or lower orders.
Telekinesis Duration / Effect Internal 4 Combat Turns

User can move objects with his/her mind of up to his/her normal weight capacity.
4th level potions costs 1500 GPs to learn and require a minimum of 16 INT to learn.
5th Level Potions
Fire Resistance Duration External 1 HR

Makes user immune to fire based attacks and spells of lesser level for 1 hour.
Flame Extinguish Effect External Instantaneous

Extinguishes flames within a 15' x 15' radius.
Invisibility Duration Internal 1 HR

Makes user invisible for one hour. Oh There it is or Second Sight spells will
reveal the user if used.
Paralytic Duration External 2 Combat Turns

Paralyzes target for 2 Combat Turns unless a 5th level SR is made.
True Sight Duration Internal 2 Combat Turns

As with the Second Sight spell, allows user to distinguish between illusion and reality for
2 combat turns.
X-Ray Vision Duration Internal 5 Combat Turns

See through walls etc within 100' for 5 combat turns. User can't see through lead.

6th Level Potions
ESP Duration Internal 6 Combat Turns

User can read the minds of anyone within 20' and not magically protected for 6 combat
turns.
Magic Bubble Duration / Effect External 6 Combat Turns

Causes a giant magic bubble to entrap or protect one target for 6 combat turns unless a 6th
level SR is made. Bubble cannot be penetrated by normal weapons. Can be used
offensively or defensively.
Invisible Barrier Duration / Effect External 5 Combat Turns

Causes an invisible wall to appear which cannot be penetrated by magic of same or lower
levels or weapons. Wall is 15' x 15' and unmovable.
Love Potion Duration Internal 24 HRS

Target will be totally smitten by the first being of the opposite sex he or she sees for one
day unless a 6th level SR is made on INT.
Mind Shield Internal 5 Combat Turns Protects user from mental based attacks and mind
reading spells for up to 5 combat turns.
Mist Morph Duration Internal 5 Combat Turns

Enables user to turn to mist for 5 combat turns to escape, go through cracks in doors and
walls, etc. Careful not to re-materialize in a crack!
Plant Control Duration / Effect Internal 5 Combat Turns

Enables user to control all plants within a 50' radius giving the plants mobility. GM must
decide what kind of plants are available and how useful they will be... not very useful in
dungeons unless attacked by plant monsters.
Truth Serum Duration Internal 24 HRS

Target must tell the truth for 24 hours unless a 6th level SR on INT is made.
Lie Serum Duration Internal 24 HRS

Target must tell lies for 24 hours unless a 6th level SR on INT is made.

7th Level Potions
Animal Control Duration / Effect Internal 7 Combat Turns

Enables user to control all animals within a 50' radius. GM must decide what kind of animals
are available and how useful they will be... not very useful in dungeons unless attacked by
normal animals.
Berserk Duration External Varies

Causes a berserk rage on contact unless a 7th level SR on Int. is made. Use
berserker rules for duration.
Metal Acid Effect External 2 Combat Turns

Metal eating acid. 7D6 for 2 turns on all non-enchanted weapons, etc.
Organics Acid Effect External 2 Combat Turns

This acid does 7D6 for 2 turns on flesh, wood and the like.
Shadow Self Duration Internal 6 Combat Turns

User turns shadow- like and can pass through shadows nearly unseen. User is also not
harmed by physical attacks, but cannot use magic or attack while in shadow form.
Strength Duration Internal 1 HR

Doubles STR for one hour.
Weakness Duration Internal 1 HR

Halves STR for one hour.
7th Level potions cost 3000 GP to learn and require a minimum of 22 INT. to learn.
8th Level Potions
Water Breathing Duration Internal 1 HR

User can breathe in water for up to one hour.
Zombie Duration External 5 Combat Turns

As per the Zombie Zonk spell, makes zombies of any corpses within a 15' radius of the
target area. Zombies have double STR and CON but no IQ, LK or CHR. Can only be
stopped by dismemberment.

9th Level Potions
Death Poison External Instantaneous

As per the Death Spell #9, will kill a living target if a 9th level SR on LK is failed.
Holy Light Burst Effect External Instantaneous

Creates an intense light which will kill vampires, dissipate ghosts and chase off most
undead beings. Will also turn trolls to stone for 5 combat turns.
Petrification Duration External Permanent

On a successful hit, target must make a 9th level SR on LK or be petrified and unable to
move.
Polymorphic Internal 1 HR
Potion design determines creature or animal target turns into (type must be stated
when potion is made),
Withering External Permanent
On a successful hit, the target must make a 9th level SR on LK or will start to slowly
wither away. It’s up to the GM how fast this happens, but the victim will lose CHR, STR
and CON until dead or cured.
Degenerate
On a successful hit, the target must make a 9th level SR on LK or his DNA will start to
degenerate into a prehistoric form of ancestor.
10th Level Potions
Invulnerability Duration External 5 Combat Turns

Users skin becomes hard as diamonds and is invulnerable to physical attacks for 5 combat
turns.
Small Size Change Duration External 1 HR

Any target is halved in size and attributes. If a living creature is the target only half their
ST, CON and size.
Teleport Internal Instantaneous

As with the “Blow ME To...” spell allows user and up to 2000 weight units to teleport
anywhere on the current planet.
10th Level potions cost 4500 GP to learn and require a minimum of 28 INT.
to learn.

11th Level Potions
Astral Duration Internal 8 Hrs

As per the 11th level spell, allows user to astral project, leaving the body but still able to
cast spells and float at walking speed through normal, non-enchanted materials.
Feign Death Effect Internal User appears dead for 1 day... don't get 24 HRS
buried or cremated!
Limb Growth External Permanent

Will regrow a lost limb. Full usefulness of the limb will come back in one week.
Big Size Change Duration / Effect External 1 HR

Any target is doubled in size and attributes. If a living creature is the target only double
their ST, CON and size.
to learn.
12th Level Potions
Crystallize Duration / Effect External Permanent

A successful hit will turn anything into crystal. Living beings get a 12th level SR on LK to
negate the effects.
Femininity/Masculinity Duration External Permanent

Turns males to females, females to males unless a 12th level SR on LK is made.
Madness Internal Recipient must make a 12th level SR on INT or go Permanent

insane.
to learn.
13th Level Potions
Bone Warp External Permanent

Upon a successful hit, target must make a 13th level SR on CON or his bones
painfully warp out of shape, leaving him deformed and disabled. Can only be
cured be equal or higher level magic or miracle.

Fire Breath Effect Internal 5 Combat Turns
Gives user fire breath worth 13D6 + personal adds for 5 combat turns. 15' range.
Ice Breath Effect Internal 5 Combat Turns

Gives user ice breath worth 13D6 + personal adds for 5 combat turns. 15' range.
Lycanthropy Internal Permanent Curses the victim with Lycanthropy, turning the foe
into a were-form. The alchemist will need the saliva of the specific were-form to make this
potion.
Nightmare Effect Internal 8 HRS

This potion will give the recipient horrible nightmares. If a 13th level SR is failed the victim
has a heart attack in his sleep. The GM should then set an SR on CON or STR for
survivability.
Sonic Attack Effect Internal 5 Combat Turns

Gives user a sonic attack yell worth 13D6 + personal adds for 5 combat turns.
This attack effects everyone except the user in a 30' radius.
to learn.
14th Level Potions
Defiling/Holy Effect External Permanent

This potion is to thwart the practices of priests, good or evil by ruining their holy/unholy
symbols and tools of the same or lower levels. Priest must make an SR on LK equal to the
level of the item to cancel the effect. Caution: Their Deity may get a bit angry about it...
to learn.
15th Level Potions
Planar External Instantaneous

Creates a planar bubble which surrounds one target (or volunteer) and then travels to
a different plane of existence of the GM's choice.
to learn.

16th Level Potions
Curse Effect External Permanent

Causes target to be cursed unless a 16th level SR on LK is made. If missed roll 2D6 (one
first then the other) and refer to the curse chart below.
Cure Curse Effect External Permanent

Cures most curses on a 2nd level SR on LK. Some, such as Demon Mark and Hell Portal
may need a higher SR at the GM's discretion.
to learn.
17th Level Potions
Disenchantment Effect External Permanent

Disenchants any artifact or object with inherent magic of equal or lower levels.
Magic Booster Effect External Instantaneous

Doubles the effect of one magic spell of the same or lower level.
to learn.
18th Level Potions
Alignment Change Internal Permanent

Turns target to the opposite alignment unless a 18th level SR on INT is made.
Shatter Effect External Instantaneous

Shatters any non- enchanted, non-living object up to 2000 lbs. In weight units. Object must
have brittle properties in the first place. Works well as a follow up to the crystallize potion
though...
to learn.

19th Level Potions
Aging Effect Internal Permanent

Potion will age any living being 5 years.
Youth Effect Internal Permanent

Potion will remove 5 years off the age of any living being.
Temporal Stasis Effect Internal 1 Year

This potion puts the drinker into temporal stasis for one year. User will not age.
to learn.
20th Level Potions
Clone Internal Permanent

This potion will make an exact clone of whomever drinks it. The recipient must make a
4th level SR on CON or errors in mitosis can either kill a cell through apoptosis or cause
mutations that may lead to cancer.
Resurrection Internal Permanent

As per the 20th level spell “Born Again” this potion will resurrect a dead person into a new
pre-prepared body if given within 24 hours of death.
to learn.

The Mega Potions
Because of the immense power of the mega potions, it is suggested that GM's use them
more for plot devices than for actual potions that can be learned.
Black Hole External Instantaneous
Potion creates a large black hole
Dragon Storm External Instantaneous
This potion summons all dragons within a 500 mile radius...
Earthquake External Instantaneous
Potion creates an earthquake.
Flood / Tidal Wave External Instantaneous
Potion summons a flood or tidal wave depending on the location it is used.
Hell Gate External Instantaneous
Switches a 50 mile radius area with another plane of existence.
Ice Age External Instantaneous
Creates a 50 mile radius of intense cold...
Lightning External Instantaneous
Potion creates an intense lightning storm.
Meteor External Instantaneous
Potion summons a meteor storm.
Plague External Instantaneous
Creates a 50 mile radius of a random plague...
Solar Flare External Instantaneous
Potion creates a huge fire blast.
Thunder External Instantaneous
Potion creates a huge sonic blast.
Tornado External Instantaneous
Potion creates a tornado.
Volcano External Instantaneous
Make a volcano erupt from the spot it is dropped...

Curses
To use this chart roll 2 dice separately, the first die being the first number, the
second die being the second.
Name Effect
1-1 Itch Self explanatory...
1-2 Curse You Subtracts the level of the potion from any prime attribute.
1-3 Warts Causes warts, loss of CHR
1-4 Disease (Non-Lethal) GM's discretion
1-5 Sleep Victim can't wake up
1-6 Deafness Victim becomes deaf
2-1 Blindness Victim becomes blind
2-2 Dumb Victim becomes dumb
2-3 Mind Pox Confusion that doesn't wear off
2-4 Dum Dum Victim losses INT
2-5 Unlucky Victim losses LK
2-6 Phobia Fear of ??? (GM’s discretion)
3-1 Evil Eye Victim develops Evil Eye, Curses people and crops
3-2 Midas Everything touched turns to stone, lead etc.
3-3 Frog Victim becomes a frog
3-4 Zombie Victim becomes a zombie or ghoul
3-5 Poltergeist Plagued by invisible trickster
3-6 Disease (Lethal) GM's discretion
4-1 Anathema Victim is shunned by all
4-2 Thinner Victim losses 5 lbs per day
4-3 Fatter Victim gains 5 lbs per day
4-4 Double Harm Victim takes double damage
4-5 Sun Burst Explode in sunlight
4-6 Moon Boom Explode in moonlight
5-1 Bone Warp Painfully warps bones over time, CHR loss
5-2 Fall Apart Body parts start falling off
5-3 Red Bones Flesh rots off, Victim turns into a Crimson Skeleton
5-4 Demon Mark Chased by demon
5-5 Hell Portal Victim randomly teleports to and from the nether regions
5-6 Magic Fool Magic Rebounds/Redirects towards victim randomly.
6-1 Unclean Animals fear and hate you.
6-2 Dreamless Never dream again. Eventually go completely, utterly mad.
6-3 Wither A single limb withers and loses partial function.
6-4 Nightmares Horrifying Dreams - eventually goes completely, utterly mad.
6-5 Lothario CHR is cut in half in regards to opposite sex.
6-6 GM's Choice

Meteors
These are just some examples I use in my game. As always, feel free to create your own if
you like. I advise you to use some of them sparingly, large amounts of some of them can
literally move mountains and possibly unbalance your game.
Name Effect Range
Uranium/Plutonium 3d6 Intensity radiation. 10M
Blue Zingum Electrical, size determines voltage. 5M
Invaluable Iron, Brass, Nickle, etc (usually magnetic). N/A
Mica/Quartz No inherent powers. N/A
Kryptonus Negates PSI Powers. 10M
Rillium Acidic to flesh. Touch
Light Crystal Stores light, can emit laser blasts 50M
Living Crystal Grows in light, turns into crystal monsters. N/A
Urillium Resist gravity, size determines resistance. N/A
Fletchum Magnetic repulsion. 10M
Base Rock Granite, Shale, etc. (no inherent powers) N/A
Valuable Metal Platinum, Gold, Silver, etc. N/A
Mercury Poisonous liquid metal. Touch
Antimatter Disintegrates matter with huge explosion. Touch
Zero Stone Amplifies PSI powers. 10M
Dylithius Amplifies nuclear energy. Touch
Chlora Crystal Produces photosynthetic energy. Touch
Beta Crystal 3D6 Intensity Cosmic Rays. 10M
Dwarf Star Metal 1SQ CM = 1 Ton. N/A
Omega Stone Amplifies any known power. 10M

Tunnels and Trolls is a game created by Ken St.
Andre and published by Flying Buffalo, Inc.
Art by: Stanley Ditko

Published by: Khaghbboommm Press, 2017
You went out to the wrong place at the wrong time

for a drink you probably didn't need and now
you're going to be sorry. Roll your sleeves up and
prepare to dig deep and get down in the pay dirt.
The carnage is about to begin and most folk are
going to be sold for dog food come the morning...

Khaboom is a splendid city, affluent, easy-going and full of magical wonders. From the
shopping on the Champs Elysee to the fine dining on Epicurean Avenue to the majesty of
the Guild buildings on Pentagram Square to the ceaseless bustle of Hickory Docks, where
the dwarven underground canals bring ever more extravagant luxuries from the length
and breadth of the vast Kraken continent, it never fails to outdo everyone’s expectations.
But it has its darker, seedy side too; the rotten underbelly the rich and famous like to
pretend was cleaned out years ago.
One such place is Donkey Pits. Its name goes back to a time when trolls, hobgoblins, ogres
and the like would pay over the odds for oversized asses. Dwarves would then truss them
up and suspend them from the ceiling of this underground hellhole so that the brutes could
then play pinyada with the deranged animals. The current mayor outlawed this savage
transgression of basic animal rights and now it is humanoids who battle it out to the point
where brain cells are in short supply, while weekly pay packets are squandered as the
bookies grow plump.
You must be down on your luck to come in here - or perhaps you just like hurting people.
Whatever your motivation, you can hardly savour the stench of human waste and rotting
meat that assaults your nostrils as you descend the blood- spattered stone steps, well worn
by countless down-and-outs, deadbeats and drunks. The place reeks foully and the sound is
no better – people screaming abuse as the fighter they bet on lies smashed beyond repair
on the sodden sawdust floor or jeering as another brawler has an ear, a nose or a lip ripped
from his face.

A man taps you on the shoulder and you hear
him tell you to take the door marked with the
devil-horned skull over to the left. Before you
can react, large hands shovel you to the door. It
swings open hungrily and inside you go. This is
the entrance to the fighters’ undressing rooms
and you are now set up for a night of violence
without rules or refuge. To be in here is to have
to fight for your life, over and over again against
the dregs of society. Most of the men and
women down here with you have been too ill-
disciplined to get jobs as guards or mercenaries
and too ruthless to have been captured by the City Watch. You’d better sink to their level if
you hope to see the light of day again.
This solo is for warriors and rogues. The various opponents entered for tonight’s brutalities
have combat adds ranging from +4 to +41 – but beware, some do have special abilities! No
magic
is permitted – the manager, Stythagorax, is a fellow sacked by the Wizards’ Guild for
unspeakable attrocities, who makes sure this rule is not breached.
You are not permitted to use your own weapons; armour too is banned. Who fights who is
decided upon by the manager. Stythagorax has a feel for what will produce a good fight
with plenty of bloody, bone -splintering damage. If you win a fight, you will be given a
healing potion to fully restore any lost CON. Don’t worry about losing – every fight is to the
death.
If you try again with a new character, you can avoid fighting npcs you have already slain by
taking a name at random from the list at the end of this solo. You can change the attributes
a little by rolling 1d6 for each if you wish – with 1 meaning a drop by 2, 2 a drop by 1, 3 and
4 meaning no change, 5 indicating a rise of 1 and 6 a jump of 2. Alternatively, just regard
them as ‘house’ fighters who are resurrected by the management.
Get ready to rumble!
To find your opponent, roll 2d6 (see Table A); for weapons, again roll 2d6 (see Table B
which will also tell you where to go to begin the fight. You are permitted to bet on yourself
(not much point on betting on your opponent – go figure) – see Table C. You must win 6
fights to survive the night and if you manage to do this you go into the lottery for a prize
(the manager wants winners to return as its good for business). The prizes can be found at
Table D, where once again you roll 2d6. Just return to Tables A, B and C to find your next
opponent and set up the contest.

Table A – Donkey Pits Opponents
Dice Opponent STR WIZ INT LK CON DEX CHR SPD ADDS
Roll (MA)
2 Splukkenhammer 45 7 8 10 39 11 21 12 +33
(ogre), Level 4 – (+33)
CP = B
3 Nobby Cuttler 21 11 10 19 25 17 13 16 +25
(human), Level 2 – (+29)
CP = C
4 Razmaktiq (ogre), 33 5 6 7 30 9 17 9 +19
Level 3 – CP = D (+19)
5 Kestral Falcon 12 16 18 8 13 22 16 13 +10
(elf), Level 2 – CP (+20)
=E
6 Candida Tong 12 12 11 15 14 15 11 12 +6
CP = F
7 Jaffer Gibblitz 14 9 9 11 12 13 10 13 +4
CP = G
8 Shanty Bunnions 7 12 13 14 20 17 11 14 +8
(hobbit), Level 2 – (+13)
CP = H
9 Nivia Clithora 13 18 8 10 16 19 13 16 +12
(living skeleton), (+19)
Level 1 – CP = I
10 Tibult Foyle 30 7 9 9 28 12 9 12 +18
(dwarf), Level 3 – (+18)
CP = J
11 Ishtar Seline (elf), 15 21 16 14 20 30 22 16 +27
Level 3 – CP = K (+45)
12 Hallibutox (uruk), 32 7 11 16 29 21 15 14 +35
Level 3 – CP = L (+44)
13 Rumses Pubell 51 13 13 14 48 11 25 10 +41
(mummy), Level 5 (+41)
– CP = M
Roll 2d6 to find your opponent. If you get someone a second time, move up or down
the list as you choose. Note: CP refers the paragraph for each opponent on the
appropriate weapons page e.g for Jaffer Giblitz, you will always go to the G
paragraph regardless of what weapon is being used.
All the opponents are warriors so get a level bonus (i.e. extra dice) even for bare
hands. MA means Missile Adds in the table above.
If you win a fight, take APs as follows:

Opponent’’s
Opponent APs Awarded for
Level Victory
Level 1 100
Level 2 150
Level 3 200
Level 4 250
Level 5 300
You cannot spend APs in the Pits.
You may well think “how can I roll 13, how can I get to fight Rumses? I mean, I really
mummy!”” Well, if you do win
want to tangle with that crumbling, shambling mummy!
6 fights, you may elect to take on the reigning Donkey Pits champion in a no-holds
barred, no quarter asked or given death-wrestle. If you merit that dubious honour, go
to the Weapons Table to find what you will fight with and get ready to rumble.
Table B – Donkey Pits Weapons

Dice Weapon Dice For Weapon Paragraph to go to for
Roll combat
2 Gunne 8d6 1A
3 Morningstar 6d6 2A
4 War Hammer 5d6 3A
5 Spear 4d6 thrown, 3d6 thrusting 4A
6 Sword 3d6 5A
7 Dagger 2d6 6A
8 Club 3d6 7A
9 Axe 4d6 8A
10 Bow 4d6 9A
11 Garotte 3d6 10A
12 Magic Wand Special – see text 11A
Note that warriors get their level bonus on top of the dice given above e.g. a L2
warrior would get 4 dice for a dagger.

Table C – Donkey Pits Betting
Combat Adds Odds Offered Winnings per gold
Differential piece staked
Minus 15 or more 10/1 against 10
Minus 10-14 5/1 against 5
Minus 5-9 7/2 against 3½
Minus 1-4 5/2 against 2½
Level Evens 1
Plus 1-4 2/5 on 5 silvers
Plus 15 or more 1/10 on 1 silver
The bookies limit bets to 50 gold on any one fight; the minimum bet is 1 gold.

Table D –Prizes - win 6 fights, roll 2d6 to claim your prize.
DICE Prize Special Properties Open
ROLL Market
Value
2 Heat-Ray Goggles Wearer can melt metal at will. Volume 1000 gps
equals wearer’s level x 1 cubic foot. Works
on any non-enchanted metal.
3 Thunderpants Give temporary power of levitation – 600 gps
duration = CON SR level x 30 seconds,
max. height = STR SR level x 10’.
4 Net of Opponent(s) have to make L1 SR on the 400 gps
Entanglement average of DEX and SPD or entanglement
occurs allowing no offense and limiting
defence to 50% combat total (entangles
up to 1d6 opponents) – roll to distentangle
each round with L2 on the average of STR
and DEX being the target.
5 Skull Splitter (5d6 This axe can cause opponent(s) skulls to 250 gps
weapon) split – resulting in instant death - during
melee combat if the wielder wins by 2
levels on a contested WIZ SR (roll once
per combat)*. *.
6 Codpiece Gives an extra 4 protection and intimidates 150gps
in melee combat if opponent(s) fail a L1
SR on CHR in which case they get 1d6
less in combat) – roll each round.
7 War Socks Adds 1d6 to the wearer’s SPD (roll just 100 gps
once)
8 Battle Horns Allows wearer an extra attack in melee 200 gps
combat – a L1 SR on DEX adds 2d6 to the
total for combat*.*.
9 Scarring Scaring In melee combat, opponents must make a 300 gps
Sword (SSS) (4d6 L1 SR on WIZ or reduce combat total by
weapon) 50% through fear (roll each round) –
damage done also leaves a facial scar.
10 Helm of Confusion Gives 5 extra points protection and causes 500 gps
opponent(s) failing INT SR at wearer’s
level to need to make LK SR at twice
wearer’s level or attack misses and wearer
does automatic 1d6 spite damage.
11 Belt of Power Boosts STR by level of WIZ SR as 700 gps
mutiplier. Duration is 1 minute per
wearer’s level.
12 Cape of Evasion Allows any blow to be evaded if wearer 1000 gps
makes L1 SR on DEX.
* = item shatters on a critical fumble by the wielder/wearer.
NB: If you take on and beat the mummy (fighter #13), you get a second roll for a
prize.

Combat Rules
Melee
The losing fighter may try a L1 SR on INT. If successful, he/she can try to back off to reduce
damage by 50%. If you roll a critical fumble, you have bloodlust and will not back off in this
fight. This requires a better SR on DEX than his/her opponent. Losing the DEX contested
roll means taking a further 50% damage, while a critical fumble signifies double damage.
Before battle is joined, a fighter may try to make a SR on SPD to throw a weapon at his/her
opponent. He/she needs only to equal the opponent’s roll to do so. Apply this rule too if one
fighter breaks off from combat during a fight. A critical fumble indicates a dropped weapon –
it can only be retrieved on any round of fighting if the fumbler beats the opponent on a
contested LK SR (you come up with something if there is another critical fumble).
Donkey Pits is too small an arena for evasion-type stunts.
Ranged/Missile Attacks
See above for throwing a melee weapon.

DEX SRs to hit are at L2 in Donkey Pits. This accounts for a moving opponent. No
modification is made for size – a hobbit is no harder to hit than an ogre in the confined
space of the Pits.
For ranged weapons such as the bow, to fire/throw before the opponent can get off a
shot/throw, the fighter must try a SR on SPD. He/she needs to beat the opponent by two
levels to be successful. A critical fumble results in the same dropped weapon, as for melee
combat (see above).
Apply the same rules for firing a second time with a bow but with the requirement to win by
three levels. For retrieving a dagger or a spear, for example, if the attempt is uncontested
the weapon will be available for use again on the next round. An opponent still armed will
be able to attack though and the unarmed fighter would need to win a contested roll on the
average of DEX and SPD by 2 levels or more or be forced to fight unarmed against the
opponent. A critical fumble would bring a free strike.
Garrotte
To slip the garrote around an opponent’s throat requires victory by 2 levels on a contested
SR on the average of DEX and SPD. A critical fumble allows the opponent to automatically
apply choking pressure.
When the garrote is in place, another contested SR is used – STR for the attacker v CON
for the defender. Each level of success for the attacker allows 1d6 damage to be dished
out e.g. a win by 2 levels gives a 2d6 damage roll. A win on the contested roll by the
defender allows a contested roll on either STR or DEX at the defender’s choice – a win on
this roll sees the hold broken and the fight resumes. On breaking the hold, the defender
can opt for bare hands fighting.
A critical fumble by the attacker allows the defender to get his/her garrote in place; a critical
fumble by the defender, means the attacker is able to hand out 2d6 choking damage.

Gunnes
Winning a contested SPD SR by 2 levels or more means that a shot can be fired before
the opponent can fire. Remember the rules on misfiring and exploding. 1, 2 means a
mis-fire while 1, 1 indicates the weapon explodes with the wielder taking full damage.
Shooting continues until only one person is alive.
Wands
Winning a contested SPD SR by 2 levels or more means that a spell can be cast before the
opponent can cast. Spells take a L1 SR on INT to cast with a wand. A critical fumble
means the wand casts a TTYF on the wielder. Spells available are:
• TTYF (WIZ cost 6)
• Oh Go Away (WIZ cost 5) – lasts 1d6 rounds with the caster able to get a free
strike with a higher SR on the average of DEX and SPD (a critical fumble by the
victim allows an automatic death strike while a critical fumble by the caster
means the spell ends instantly)
• Vorpal Blade (WIZ cost 5) – double weapons dice and adds for one round
You should roll 1d6 to find out which spell an opponent casts with 1-3 indicating TTYF,
4-5 indicating Oh Go Away and 6 indicating Vorpal Blade.
A second spell may be cast if either fighter has sufficient WIZ.
See 6A if a physical fight is called for - both fighters will find a kukri on their hip.

1A 1H
You are fighting to the death armed only with Shanty Bunnions normally uses a water
a gunne. Your opponent is armed with an pistol or a spud gun but at definitely
identical weapon. knows how to cock a pistol and take aim
with a steady hand. He gets +1 on his
1B DEX SRs with a gunne.
If it comes to fisticuffs after a non- lethal gun
slinging duel, go to 7B to find out how 1I
explosive Splukkenhammer is. Nivia grins and squeezes the trigger… Not
a moment of hesitation, just conviction that
1C you are going to drop.
Nobby grins and stares down the barrel of
the gunne as if he is planning to blow his
own brains out. He seems to change his
mind and fixes his eyes on your heart. Go to
6C to find out why he can even contemplate
shooting himself – he does not the least bit
suicidal.
1D
Children and matches? Ogres and gunnes?
What were they thinking? He will aim for you
but if he shoots and misses and then fails a
L1 SR on LK, you find he manages to blow
the head off one of the larger spectators. Oh 1J
well, they knew the risk… He is likely to shoot early. This will happen if
he fails a L1 SR on INT. This will result in the
1E death penalty for him as it is a critical rules
Well, it should be quick! The elf will squeeze breach. No consolation for a corpse though.
the trigger and stand his ground, banking on If he fires prematurely and misses, you get a
better marksmanship. If his LK is worse than shot with your barrel pressed against his
yours, note that either 1, 1 or 1, 2 will see his forehead so you can literally blow his brains
gunne explode. out (with only a gunne explosion being your
risk of downfall).
1F
This is a step beyond for Candida but she 1K
looks down the barrel and takes aim She has no tricks to play with a gunne but
studiously. If the gunne explodes she will be she does have a keen eye. Let nature take
blinded – but the Dice-Goddess wouldn’t do its course. If you wound her but do not kill
that, would she now? her outright, go to 6K to see her response.
1G 1L
This is a real novelty for Jaffer. Still, he is The uruk will just shoot on sight. If he
just as capable of pulling a trigger as the misses, see 6L to understand how he
next meat head. He once saw a mouse shot can make your shot a little harder.
by a minotaur and so he knows what to
expect. 1M
No frills to this but you can stop him from
firing if you kill him outright, having beaten
him on a SPD SR to be first to the draw.

2A 2F
You are fighting to the death armed only Candida fancies her chances with this
with a morningstar. Your opponent is weapon. She grins evilly and points to your
armed with an identical weapon. softest, most tender spots. If she beats you
on a contested CHR SR, she gets a 50%
2B advantage in the first round as her
This is a toy he loves to cradle in his meaty confidence saps your will; if you beat her,
paw and then unleash with all the violence in the tables are turned.
his soul. And if the fight begins badly for him?
2G
Go to 7B to see…
This is a difficult weapon to employ without
danger of self-inflicted wounds. Fighters
must make a L1 SR on DEX each round.
Failure means taking 1 point of damage
while a critical fumble means taking 2d6.
Jaffer is probably as likely to maim himself
as dispatch you with a spiked ball on the
end of a chain.
2H
Another hopelessly heavy weapon for the
little hobbit! Shanty employs hit and run
tactics – see 3H.
2C
Nobby Cuttler balances the spiked ball on the
top of his head and pirouettes daintily. His
balance is good. Then he bangs his fist down
on the ball – without doing damage to hand or
head. It is clear he is showing off – and the
crowd love it. Go to 6C to see why he is able
to get away with such a stunt.
2D
He swings so fast and hits so hard that gravity
gives up! This means he never gets in a
2I
tangle with this weapon so you had better just
face him down. A skeleton swinging a morningstar has a
spectacular, intimidating look. Actually, it’s
2E not just an appearance. A successful stint
Kestral offsets his wrist weakness with a working in a dungeon got Nivia a special
nimble stance and supple movements so he boon fighting with this weapon. You must
neither gains nor loses out with the make a L1 SR on CHR each round of
morningstar. fighting or your combat total is reduced by
50% due to magically-induced timidity.

2J 3C
He really can get that ball moving on its chain. Nobby presses the war hammer against
He will whirl like a dervish and present a his own cheek and then draws it back.
barrier difficult to penetrate. You need to Bang! He hit himself! But there is no sign of
make a L1 SR on your choice of INT or LK to damage whatsoever. In fact, he is laughing
make any damage you do actually take and playing to the ladies in the front rows.
effect – otherwise it deflects harmlessly. Go to 6C to see why he can pull off this
confidence trick.
2K
Ishtar Seline is capable of weaving hypnotic 3D
patterns with the spiked ball as she He has been known to knock a post into
orchestrates its movement on the end of its granite with one blow with a
chain. You must make a L1 SR on CHR or sledgehammer so keep your head well out
reduce your combat total by 50%. If you of the way if you want to keep it three-
injure her, go to 6K to see her response. dimensional!
2L 3E
Hallibutox is happiest with this weapon when His wrists were not made for this sort of
he manages to embed it so deeply in an weapon. Kestral has to make a L1 SR on
opponent’s cranium that the head comes off CON each round or his wrist snaps and
when he heaves to remove the spiked ball. he is helpless.
See 6L to find out how he makes this all the
more probable – to the glee of all the 3F
bookmakers. Candida aims to knock you senseless with
this weapon. She has practised hard,
2M hoping to get this to attack with. Her tactic
While Rumses enjoys hefting this weapon, he is to feint left and then strike hard to the
does sometimes get it caught up in his right. This requires SPD, DEX and INT to
bandages. He needs to make a L1 SR on LK get right. If she makes L1 SRs on all three
to avoid this each round or you get a 50% attributes, she gains a 50% bonus to her
bonus to your combat total. He is strong combat total.
enough to break free but will do himself 1d6
damage in the process if he does get in a
tangle. Once it comes to fighting, go to 6M to
see what he brings to the table.
3A
You are fighting to the death armed only
with a warhammer. Your opponent is
armed with an identical weapon.
3B
Home territory for Splukkenhammer but
see 7B to find out what he makes of a
losing opening to a fight.

3G 3M
This is particular hammer is a big, heavy A mummy with a war hammer is not
weapon for ordinary mortals, getting 2d6 extra something to take lightly. One blow could
for both of you. More like a sledgehammer drive you into the ground like a tent peg
really. A L1 SR on STR is required each into soft clay. He grins and shows you his
round or combat adds for subsequent rounds best profile (go to 6M to see what this
are one less; apply this test every round of means in battle).
combat. Jaffer has big hands but his muscles
don’t match.
3H 4A
You are fighting to the death armed only
The hammer is too big for Shanty to use. All
he can do is put every ounce of concentration with a spear. Your opponent is armed with
into evading you and punching or kicking an identical weapon.
before nipping back to safety. He needs to
4B
beat you on a DEX SR to stay safe. If he
Splukkenhammer will throw the spear at
beats you by two levels he gets in a 1d6
you and then fight with his bare hands if
punch or kick. If fails to beat you, you get an
necessary. See 7B if it comes to this.
undefended hit on him.
3I
The skeleton is ready to pulp you. You
are surely ready to break bones.
There’s only going to be one survivor.
3J
Oh, how he loves this one! He will
attempt to target your head, thinking
back to his fence post days on his
father’s farm. If he matches you on a
contested DEX SR and then he wins a
combat round he will knock you out if
you do not make a L1 SR on CON .
Each time this happens the CON SR
gets one level harder. If you get KO’d
he kills you. If he rolls a critical fumble
then you get a free attack on Tibult.
3K 4C
Ishtar is not a war hammer fan. It feels Nobby leans casually on the butt end of
clunky in her fine- boned hand. She the spear and points to your butt. It is clear
gets 1d6 less with this weapon. If you he is going to be specific in his attack. He
harm her with it, go to 6K to see her wiggles his hips and cackles, “Bring it on,
response. buddy boy!” Go to 6C to see why is so
cock sure.
3L
The uruk wants to nail you to a wall in Donkey 4D
Pits. See 6L to see an innate ability that may Ogres are fine with spears. Razmaktiq will
make this more likely. try to impale you and then smash you
against a wall while you still have his
spear through your guts. Well, that’s his
plan anyway.

4E 4L
Kestral will fight the first round by thrusting More of a thruster than a chucker of long,
with his spear but if he is losing will seek to pointy things, Hallibutox likes to run a
disengage and then throw. He just needs to victim through and then raise him high
match a DEX SR to pull this off but you will above his head in a victory parade. Look at
gain a 50% bonus if you beat him or 100% for 6L to see a stunt he may attempt to make
a critical fumble. this work even better for him.
4F 4M
After one round of using the spear as a Rumses is not going to throw the spear at
thrusting weapon, if she is losing, Candida you. No, he would much prefer to
will attempt to disengage and then throw the perforate you like a teabag. He seems
spear. An all or nothing gamble? Let the confident – 6M will show you why.
Dice-Goddess decide!
4G 5A
The butcher’s boy likes skewering meat and You are fighting to the death armed only
you look very skewerable to Jaffer. If he with a sword. Your opponent is armed
makes a L1 SR on LK, you look so inviting with an identical weapon.
the DEX SR to hit drops to L1 for him and
he will throw the spear. If not, he uses it at a 5B
thrusting weapon only. This ogre does not like to waste his time.
He gets things done fast – one way or
4H another. See 7B to see what this means in
Ludicrously long for his height and size, combat.
Shanty puts his all into one hyped-up 5C
heave and throws the spear at you… Nobby Cuttler is lucky in cards and lucky
in love. He has an easy-come, easy-go
4I
attitude which explains why he always
The skeleton will opt for throwing rather than
needs to gain coin. There are several
thrusting the spear. Nivia might not have
doting ladies cheering for him right now.
organs vulnerable to a weapon such as this
He flourishes his sword and bows to them,
but she suffers damage just like you do.
indicating a regret that you must die. Go to
4J 6C to see why he is undaunted at the
The dwarf has a trick with a spear in hand prospect of a death-match.
– he will attempt a pole vault over your head.
Because of his great strength, he just needs
to make a L1 SR on DEX and then, unless
you beat him on a contested SPD SR, he
will get 50% extra to his first round’s combat
total.
4K
Ishtar Seline has an uncanny sense for the
spear’s point of balance and this makes her
especially deadly with it. You can give her a
bonus +2 on any roll to hit bar a critical fumble.
If you pierce her, go to 6K to see her
response.

5D dreams of ‘death by a
The ogre will most likely try to chop you off thousand cuts’ and
at the knees. In fact, your kness wil be his intends beating her
only target. As all damage will be centred personal best in this fight
there, consider your CON at ¾ normal with you. If you do cut
value for this fight. her, go to 6K to see how
she deals with this.
5E
A sword is a happy companion for Kestral.
He has deft line in thrusts and parries and
has fenced with some Fancy Dans in his
time. Have at ye!
5F
Candida likes a sword in her hand and has
left many a gaping wound in her time.
Because of her expertise, she gets an
extra d6 for this weapon.
5G 5L
This guy has never actually owned a sword An uruk never likes to be parted from his
of his own. Jaffer is a butcher’s assistant sword – which is more than Hallibutox
and uses a sword the same way he wields could say for your head with regard to its
a cleaver, cutting up a cow carcass. His relationship with your body. 6L will tell you
swings are clumsy and predictable. A one- a tactic he may well try here.
trick pony, the smart money is on you.
5H
Shanty Bunnions is skilled in the parry and
will block any attack you make unless you
beat him on a DEX SR. You should try this
each round. You will suffer spite damage
but he won’t if he wins the DEX SR.
5I
Nivia has a proclivity for running opponents
clean through if she strikes. Her
techniques were learned the hard way in
the infamous Goblin Crag dungeon. Any
damage she does you is double due to her
skewering skills.
5J
Tibult has a very nice sword that gets a
magical +5 bonus. If you kill him, you can 5M
keep it. The sword looks like a toy in the big
mummy’s mitt and things look ominous for
5K you as he advances with heavy tread. Go
Ms. Seline has a light touch with a sword, to 6M to see how he ices the cake in this
tracing patterns of death in enemies. She combat.
dreams of ‘death by a thousand cuts’
and

6A 6E
You are fighting to the death armed only With a name like Kestral Falcon, you’d
with a dagger. Your opponent is armed think you could fly – and that’s what this elf
with an identical weapon. does with any throwable weapon. The
dagger fits the bill. Before you get close
6B enough for a strike, Kestral will hurl his
Splukkenhammer last used a dagger at dinner dagger at you. If he misses he will look to
last night when he was removed grisly bits of elude you: this takes a one level victory on
leprechaun from his unruly teeth. He will try to a contested DEX SR. Two levels higher
stab you and smash you with his fist at the and he can retrieve a thrown knife. If he
same time. If you are winning, he will use fumbles, you get an instant death cut; if he
‘Ogre Blow’, a technique that involves draws in his evasion attempt, you slash for
dropping the dagger and punching berserker- 1d6 damage; if he loses without fumbling
style. He gets to roll 4d6 when berserk with he can only fight back with 1d6 for bare
any numbers appearing more than once hands.
adding and re-rolling. After 2 rounds of
berserker fighting, he must make a L1 SR on 6F
DEX each subsequent round or you get a free Candida is here because she is down
strike. on her luck.
6C
Nobby Cuttler might
have been born
with a silver spoon
in his mouth. He
wasn’t – he was
born in a back alley
and left to the
tender mercies of
Fate.
Although the Dice Goddess has not raised

him up to Glory yet, nonetheless the sun
tends to shine on Nobby. If he makes a L2 Just sacked from the position of bodyguard
SR on LK, he finds a skin-specific Protective to the venerable cosmic wizard, Clefticulus
Pentagram wards off all damage. – you know, the sort that can lock doors
and not much else – because she got
6D stuffed upside down in a barrel of treacle
As ogres go, Razmaktiq is pleasant enough yea drunken troll, she needs cash fast to
with an ale in his hand and a good few more make her weekly repayment to Big Bad
in his belly. But here he has a dagger in his Boris’ Debt Collection Agency. Armed with
hand and no beer. An ogre without beer is an a dagger, she goes for a quick kill by
unhappy fellow indeed. He knows his swiftest charging in fast and hard. If she beats you
path to the bar is to cut you down so watch on a contested DEX/SPD SR she gets a
out – here he comes! 50% bonus to the first round of combat
(as do you if you beat her – critical
fumbles make it a 100% bonus).

6G hurt her
her, she will not be slow to cast her
Jaffer is a butcher’s assistant and a messy own innate version of the Poor Baby spell.
one at that. When he was first hired he could Called Feeling Better by the elves of
barely resist ripping chunks from joints of Hemnin Forest, it instantly restores 1d6
meat with his bare teeth. He still uses that CON at a cost of 1d6 WIZ – so fortunes
tactic in the Pits if he gets on top and rumour can fluctuate!
has it that his maternal grandmother was a
vampire. He will meet an attack full on but if 6L
he is losing, he will try to duck aside and An ugly customer, no mistake, Hallibutox
throw the dagger. has boxed, wrestled and stood as door
guard at some of the roughest taverns in
6H the city as well as donning tuxedo and
Shanty spends his days as a pall bearer. He dickie bow for the swankiest parties of the
has been to more funerals and carted more rich and famous. He has no sense of
coffins than a dragon’s drawn hot breaths. money and always comes cheap, valuing
But now he is ready to shake off the copper more than gold and fearing he
shackles of the morgue and test his metal in has a streak of lycanthropy and hence
the forge of Donkey Pits. Expect no mercy – shunning silver. The thing that make shim
he will quarter you and bury the pieces in all tough is that he can fly through
the many graveyards he knows if he bests concentration. On any given round if he
you. makes a L1 SR on INT he will be airborn
and take a L1 SR on DEX to hit.
6I
Nivia likes to twist the knife once it’s 6M
penetrated skin or hide so expect a torrid Rumses Pubell is scary. He plays on this.
time if she manages to wound you. He gets to make a SR on CHR and then you
contest it, either on INT or CHR. If you
6J choose INT then he needs to beat you by
There’s a little bit too much finesse in knife two levels to gain an advantage; if you
work for Tibult but he has strenght in choose CHR then he need only beat you by
abundance for a fatal plunge. If he does one level. If he succeeds, you feel fear
wound you, he does an extra d6 damage just – deep, hysterical fear and you only get
for brute force. 50% hits in the next combat round. You
6K don’t have to contest this every round if you
shrug off his Hammer Horror routine and if
Ishatar likes to make a swift kill and has no
you succumb you do get the chance to pull
taste for the ostentatious. She will set about
yourself together on the next round (but no
slitting your throat as she would that of an
more chances after that).
injured animal in the forest. If you do

7A brain you and if he misses there is no
You are fighting to the death armed only Plan B.
with a club. Your opponent is armed with an 7H
identical weapon. This hobbit wants a taste of the good life
7B and you stand in his path. He aims to deal
Splukkenhammer has a notoriously short fuse. you a debilitating blow to the groin if
If he is not on top after two rounds he will go fortune favours him. As it happens, Dame
berserk. He gets an extra 2d6 with the Fortune herself is looking his way right now
bludgeon (or any standard weapon – even and if he can beat you on a LK SR he will
4d6 for his fists) with any numbers appearing get a free swing at your unmentionables
more than once adding and re-rolling. After 2 while an unwanted distraction makes you
rounds of berserker fighting, he must make a look away. Hope your armour is in good
L1 SR on DEX each subsequent round or you nick!
get a free strike. 7I
7C Nivia has bone clacification problem and
Nobby snatches up the club eagerly, needs money urgently. Poor Baby spells
slapping it against his thigh. He believes no longer do it and exotic cures are costly.
your club won’t touch him – go to 6C to see Being here in the thick of the Donkey Pits
why. death fights is an act of desperation. She is
ready to kill to survive.
7D
A natural weapon for an ogre, Razmaktiq 7J
gets a bonus d6 using the club so handily Tibult Foyle grew up on a funghi farm
provided for this skirmish. knocking fence posts in. After a 15 hour
stint, the standard R&R was going at the
7E other posties with left over posts. He loves
Not a weapon of choice for Kestral but needs bludgeoning and sees this series of battles
must. He will swing and try to trip you at the as a ticket to a fence post farm of his own.
same time with a leg sweep. A DEX SR is the He gets 2d6 extra damage if he does
key: a win by 2 levels brings you down and damage.
lets him hit undefended; a win by him by 1
level or a draw means a normal fighting round;
if he loses, you get a 50% bonus. If either of
you fumble, the other gets a free bludgeon.
7F
What do you know with a bludgeon except
swing it for all you are worth. Candida has
swung many times but has decided on an
alternative money-earning career path.
You are up against the Queen of the
Swingers so good luck to you.
7G
Jaffer enjoys hefting the heavy club, whacking
it with relish into his palm, tenderising the
flesh just like the steaks he cuts in his day job
as a butcher. He aims to

7K a magical bond of service to the dwarf
Ishtar is not a lover of clubbing, either in the wizard, Souza Fortescue. He has no
party sense or the one involving brains being tricks to try with an axe in hand so it is a
smeared over hard, flat surfaces. Still, she simple fight with no mercy offered.
has agreed to this and she will see the job
through. If you hurt her, go to 6k to see her 8F
natural response. Candida does have the ability to throw an
axe, even once the battle has been joined.
7L If she is losing after trying her hand at
The mirror-unfriendly uruk always like clubs melee combat, she will hurl the axe at you.
as trumps at cards and expect to come up If she misses, she will rely on beating you
trumps with this weapon. Go to 6L to find in a DEX SR contest to retrieve the
out his special talent. weapon, knowing that if she fails you get a
7M free hit at her.
Rumses Pubell is a law-abiding citizen of
8G
Khaboom, paying his taxes and leaving other
folk alone – most of the time. Every now and This fellow is at home with an axe – it’s just
then he gets the urge to punish and that’s like the cleaver he chops up carcasses
when he slopes off to the Pits to earn a bob or with back at Slimey Todd’s Butchery, which
two while scratching his itch. You can find out is where Jaffer earns his daily bread. He
why he tends to do well in battle by looking gets an extra d6 for this weapon as he is a
over the text at 6M. talented hatchet man.
8H
The chopper is too big for little Shanty. He
8A will tire quickly and cannot hope to throw
You are fighting to the death armed only something so unwieldy for him. His only
with an axe. Your opponent is armed with an hope lies in turning your axe and then
identical weapon. getting a free strike at you. To do this he
8B needs to beat you by two levels on a DEX
This ogre chops pythons up for fun and SR. If you beat him even just by one level,
then sells them at the Arena because you get the free strike. If no one gets in an
python rings are tastier than squid rings. uncontested blow, fight normally. His STR
See 7B for what happens if he is not will drop by 1d6 each round he fights and
winning after the first round. if it gets to zero or below, he will collapse
and lie unconscious at your feet.
8C
8I
Nobby Cuttler tests the blade of the axe
against his forearm and not a drop of blood is Nivia is happy to have at you with an axe
shed. Go to 6C to see why. since she has chopped her way through
many a dungeon delver is previous posts.
8D She swings for keeps so beware!
Another weapon Razmaktiq is overly
8J
familiar with, having dismembered an ox for
breakfast only this morning. He gets a Another weapon that brings tears of joy to
bonus d6 for this too. a dwarf’s eyes. Tibult has chopped down
trees with girths matching his waist with a
8E single blow on many a memorable
Another weapon Kestral would normally snub, chopping spree. If he does damage with
he accepts the axe with good grace in these the axe he gets a bonus 3d6 to the harm
circumstances, bound as he is by done (not Spite though).

8K bludgeoning a corned stag with his
Although an elf would not normally choose broken bow. If he fails a L1 SR on LK
the axe as a battle weapon, much vegetation when he shoots, he breaks this bow too.
does need to be cleared seasonally in forest
life and a machete is not always to hand. 9E
Ishtar will make no bones about cutting you This is the one Kestral loves. He knows
down to size. If you hurt her, go to 6k to see that he has to win six fights to pay back the
her natural response. High Council wizard, Souza Fortescue,
and the chance to pick up a bow is a ticket
8L to another quick win. You had better be
Every uruk holds a special place in his or carefl and step lightly…
her heart for the axe and Hallibutox certainly
wants to bury the hatchet – in your skull. 9F
See 6L for his unusual advantage in combat. Armed with a bow, Candida will be
circumspect, letting you fire first and then
8M moving in to reduce the shot to L1 DEX
Occasionally he does get his bandages in a for her. So, you can shoot first – or you
twist but generally Rumses sticks to his can make it a waiting game in which case
knitting in combat. He’s happy chopping you let off simultaneously.
heads off chickens – his day job – and he’s
happy to take yours off your shoulders. The 9G
mummy does have a frightening demeanour – Jaffer has never held a bow before and
see 6M for full details. he does not look comfortable at all. He
might as well be cradling a violin. Still, he
won’t die without knowing so he’s going to
9A line you up as his first target.
You are fighting to the death armed only 9H
with a bow. Your opponent is armed with an Shanty fancies his chances here and does
identical weapon. not muck around. He knocks the arrow,
9B takes aim and fires…
Splukkenhammer will not bother firing an 9I
arrow. Instead he will use the bow as a Nivia can fire quickly sometimes. If you
thrusting weapon, getting 4d6 including his lose a contested SR on SPD, Nivia gets a
warrior’s bonus. Look at 7B to see what second shot in the round. OK, you can
happens next if he is not winning after the first have that possible advantage too.
round of melee combat.
9C
As Nobby lazily strings his bow, he looks very
confident. In fact, he calls out casually to you
that he doubts you will hit him. Go to 6C to
see why.
9D
Razmaktiq has used a bow before but it has not
always been very successful. Last time, on a
hunt near Castle Lostreld with his mate,
Buttbooter, he had to resort to bludgeoning a
corned stag with his broken

9J 10C
Tibult Foyle has refused to touch a bow all Nobby strokes his throat thoughtfully. He
his life. This weapon choice is grim news for tells you that he is not worried about you
him. If he does hit, he must make a L1 SR on throttling him so no hard feelings. Go to
LK or the shot glances off you and does no 6C to see why he is untroubled by worry.
damage.
10D
9K No stealthy assassin, Razmaktiq. When he
Ever since she was knee high to clodhopper, last tried creeping up on someone the
Ishtar has been accustomed to having a bow venerable elf had time to leave a long letter
in her hand, an arrow knocked and ready to (which Razmaktiq could not ready anyway)
fly straight and true. Best beware! She is telling him all the give away sounds he had
lethal and you are the game being hunted. If made. In Donkey Pits, though, he does not
you hurt her, go to 6k to see her natural need to be crafty, just violent. If you make
response. a L1 SR on LK if he has caught you, you
will find he stands still long enough looking
9L like a stunned muppet, giving you enough
Hallibutox was the uruk long shot champion in time to break away and start the fight anew.
his senior year at GBH School and he has
ever since kept his eye in while putting those 10E
of others out. He won’t find where he shafts This would be distasteful to most elves but
you though. Look at 6L to see how he gains Kestral has learned that you have to get
an edge in combat. your hands dirty if you walk on the wrong
side of the tracks. It was a sour misfortune
9M to take on the chance of burglary at the
To be honest, Rumses is awful with a bow. home of a Wizards’ Guild High Council
He has only ever once hit a barn door from 5 member but familiarity with throttling
paces. Quitting is not in his vocabulary so he targets offers Kestral a chance to redeem
will continue to hope against hope. He’s himself. As battle is joined, he stalks you
cursed actually so he has to re-roll doubles with dark determination…
and they only count if they pop up a second
time. 10F
Another unfamiliar weapon for Candida
but she was nearly strangled by a washing
10A line enchanted by a malevolent gremlin
You are fighting to the death armed only once upon a time so she gets to re-roll any
with a garrote. Your opponent is armed critical fumble with this weapon. She is
with an identical weapon. very, very jumpy!
10B 10G
If the ogre gets the garrote around your neck, The butcher’s boy has only ever used a
he will attempt to rip your head from your garrotte to staunch the blood when he
shoulders. He will use berserker STR (that is, accidentally chopped his left thumb off
double STR) and he must beat you by 3 levels when he was a sausage short of a full
(you’re rolling on CON) to succeed. If you pack. Fortunately, Slimey Todd, the
survive, you will find that his strength is halved butcher, has a sister who knows the Poor
for the rest of the fight. Baby spell so Jaffer has the full set of
digits again. If he does get this instrument
of death round your windpipe, he gets 1d6
extra adds for STR because he will get an

extra adds for STR because he will get an 11A
adrenalin surge thinking of his thumb. You are fighting to the death with a magic
wand in hand. Kukris (2d6+5) appear at
10H the hips of both fighters as a physical
This is another weapon Shanty reckons to combat may be necessary.
outdo you with. He smiles with cold certainty
and circles you in a death-dance. 11B
The ogre has used a wand before and
10I knows that Vorpal Blading his kukri is his
Can you actually garrote a skeleton? It’s a best bet. This is what he tries to cast.
fact: you can. And you should!
11C
10J Nobby grips the wand and stares into
Although Tibult would normally scorn such a your eyes. You see an utter lack of fear.
weapon, he is quite capable of using a Go to 6C to understand why.
garrote. He will be glad to acquire a new skill,
truth be told. If he gets the garrote round your
neck, he will attempt to use his power to drag
you off your feet – this means a contested SR
on the average of STR and DEX. If he wins,
he gets to do 3d6 fist-pulversiing damage and
you start over again if you live. If you win, you
get to do the same to Tibult.
10K
Ishtar once accepted an assignment to
eliminate a fat, greedy dwarf lad who fancied
himself king off the forest when fictitious
reports of floating emeralds surfaced. He
didn’t hear her creeping up on him but at least
you know what to expect . Good luck! If you
hurt her, go to 6k to see her natural response.
10L
The uruk can get carried away with this 11D
lethal weapon. He must make a L1 SR on Razmaktiq is most likely going to be utterly
LK not to snap it by pulling too hard too soon clueless with a wand. If you beat him by 2
with the garrote. See 6L to discover an levels on a LK SR at the start of the
advantage he may bring to bear in this battle contest, he rams the wand up his own
to the bitter end. nose and casts TTYF. And they say
stranger things happen at sea…
10M
Rumses Pubell and the garrote were not 11E
made for each other. He gets all self- Kestral Falcon could have easily been a
conscious with this weapon and blushes wizard had he not upset the Evaluations
horribly beneath his bandages. Any DEX SR Duty Wizard at Wizard School on that
required is one level higher for him – but see fateful morning he queued up in the
6M to see his combat advantage which may admissions line. Fate sent him along
offset this downside. another spiral but we can sit back and
watch what might have been now he has a
wand raised in anger.

11F 11J
Candida is smart, at least when it comes to Tibult Foyle suffers from wandophobia. He
intellectual puzzles and patterns if not running never strays, never dates girls called
her life to her own benefit. She gloats Wanda and has never held a wand before.
excessively when she sees the wand appear He must make a L1 SR on INT to hold the
in her hand even though her former boss, wand the right way round and if he fails he
Clefticulus, never her let her touch his wand – is delayed in casting by one round.
good luck!
11K
11G Although she was not chosen for arcane
Jaffer is highly likely to get over-excited with a tutelage, Ishtar grew up with both a sister
wand in hand and try to conjure up a pink and a brother who were trained to
unicorn, just like the stuffed toy he had as a extraordinary levels in the mystical arts. Do
baby, rather than use the wand as a weapon. not think that there was not something that
If you make a L1 SR on LK this is exactly rubbed off. ‘Ware the flickering wand of an
what will happen. enflamed elf! If you hurt her, go to 6k to
see her natural response.
11H
11L
No wizard he, nonetheless Shanty Bunnions
Hallibutox is not fond of wands because
knows the ways of wizards and fairly licks
one wielder turned his faced rather more
his lips at his chance to magic his way to toadlike than it was at birth and he never
victory.
got a girl from that moment on. Go to 6L
11I to see a trick he tries to pull in combat.
Nivia relishes the chance to do the wizard 11M
thing against you. There’s magic in the air A mummy and a wand? It doesn’t seem
but who will it account for? natural, does it? Go to 6M to see what he
does to try to offset his reticence with all
things wizardly.

'Smash the Gnomes and Grind Them'
by Iain Coffey, Thomas Pugh and Mark Thornton
Lyrics::
Song Lyrics
Smash the gnomes and grind them; add the drippings to your meal!
Hit them with a hammer hard until they start to squeal!
Puree their bellies till they're jelly; crush their heads under your heel!
And make a tasty stew!
Smash the gnomes and grind them, slice them up like bread
Mangle, mash and maim them, just make sure they're dead
Squash their little bodies flat, squeeze out all the red
That makes more tasty stew!
Smash the gnomes and grind them, eat their tiny brains,
Make red spaghetti from their spidery little veins, stomp the
little blighters, the ugly little swains, Now that's a tasty stew!
Smash the gnomes and grind them, cut off their smelly feet,
Squidge their puny bodies, make them good to eat,
Bury the no good bounders in six foot thick concrete,
I likes me a tasty stew!
Now let's go hunt some werewolves 'neath the glowing of the moon.
Club the bastards till they're senseless, as we sing a jaunty tune.
Pluck their eyeballs with your fingers, scoop their brains out with a spoon.
To catch some stupid goblins for my daughter's birthday wish.

Let us now go a hunting by the shores of Lake Fish Squish.
Serve their bunions stuffed with onions and their heads upon a dish.

Wulfe and the Pilgrims
by ‘Mad’ Roy Cram
It was a hot sultry day on the old trade road that lead to Khazan. Here the forest pressed in
on the trail on both sides. Over the crest of a small hill two men came, dragging a young
woman in a nun's robe with them. They came to a halt at the edge of the woods, and
together they forced her to the ground. The fat brigand held her arms and slobbered on her
face trying to kiss her. The taller thief managed to hike her robe up over her hips and then
dropped his trousers. He then bent to remove her undergarment. At that point someone
behind him gave him a terrific kick in the rear end. He flew, tail over teakettle, over the
woman, and landed, cursing, on top of his pudgy friend. The pair struggled to get free of
each other and regain their feet. The skinny brigand had a hard time of it with his pants
encumbering his ankles. As they reached a standing position again they drew their daggers
and turned to face the kicker.
They found themselves confronted by some man six feet tall and weighing at least 200
pounds. He wore a chainmail hauberk, and carried a scramasax in one hand and a
morningstar in the oher. He was obviously a warrior by the look of him.
“Wot thuh-!” began the skinny brigand.
“I am called Wulfe,” the stranger said quietly.
“Soldier of fortune and former captain of the army of
Baron Vogun. I used to kill a dozen men like you
before breakfast.” He began to swing the
morningstar.
“If you are wise this is where you run away.” Wulfe
began to advance. “If you want to try your daggers
against my weapons, come on. I always enjoy a
little workout.”
The two brigands swore and ran off as fast as they
could run, the skinny man cuffing his companion as
they ran. As they fled they hurled insults at the
warrior and each other.
Wulfe watched them go, and then helped the
young woman to her feet. He helped her adjust
her robe.
“Are you hurt?” he asked her. “Are these the only ones?”
“No, no, good sir,” she gasped in reply. “There are three more over the hill robbing my
companions.”
“If they are as brave as these two stalwarts I will take their measure,” said Wulfe. Follow
me, but not too closely. My weapon has a large swinging range.” He then hurried up the hill
with the young nun close behind him.
As he crested the hill his trained soldier's eye appraised the situation. A small group of five
male and two female pilgrims were being shaken down by three brigands. One of the
monks was lying on the ground, obviously hurt. Wulfe trotted down the hill, his weapons
ready.

The leader of the thieves was the first to notice his approach. “To arms, me hearties,” he
yelled to his comrades. “Here comes some shepherd to try and rescue these lambs. Take
him down!” The two men, one armed with a cutlass and the other with a large club dutifully
charged at the warrior.
Wulfe let the man with the club take a swing which he dodged, and then whacked the club
wielder on his arm with the morningstar. Bones and flesh crunched, and the man screamed
and dropped his weapon. Undeterred by his companion's misfortune the swordsman tried a
simple thrust at the warrior's middle. Wulfe parried it easily with his sax, and punched him in
the face with the fist that held the morningstar handle. The sword dropped from the bandit's
grip and he fell backwards, spitting blood and teeth. Wulfe took just a moment to make sure
these two were out of the fight, then he turned and advanced on the leader. Snarling, the
brigand grabbed the nearest pilgrim and held his knife to the man's throat.
“Surrender, you dog,” he demanded, “Or I will kill this monk!”
“I will make you a counter offer, “said Wulfe glaring back at the man. “If you hurt that man
or any of his friends in any manner, I will make you beg for death before I am done with
you. If you run away now I may let you live.”
The two men glared at each other for a few more seconds. Then the brigand chief swore!
“I will see you again, dog!” he called, and turning on his heels he ran away at a good
pace. Wulfe followed him a-ways to be sure he kept running.
When he returned to the pilgrims they were giving first aid to the injured monk and also to
the two injured brigands. While they ministered to the wounded, Wulfe confiscated the
thieves’ daggers, and secured the cutlass and club they had wielded.
“Where are your weapons?” Wulfe asked the apparent leader of the group. “Have you
no guards to defend you from this sort of vermin?”
“I am Deacon Bella,” replied the monk. “We are members of the Holy Order of Omvar, and
are sworn not to do harm to any person.”
“Your god is too kind,” replied Wulfe, smiling. “Had I not chanced by when I did these petty
thieves might have raped and murdered you all.”
“All kindred are the children of the Allmaker,” said the monk. “We can not hurt them in any
way.”
“What shall we do with these two?” asked Wulfe, indicating the two wounded bandits.
They cringed when he looked straight at them.
“We must treat their wounds and let them depart in peace,” said Bella. “We are only
allowed to help others, never to harm them.”
Wulfe sighed. “Well then,” he said. “I will do them no further harm if they offer me none.”
He addressed the cowering thieves. “Go back to your brave leader,” he growled. “Tell him
Wulfe the Wayfarer promises to go with these folks. If you, or he, or any more of his
people return to try and rob these good folk or harm them, I will make every effort to
arrange for them to meet the monk's kindly God. I spared you scum this time. Next time I
will use all my skill to make you regret your actions in Hell.”
“Would you send us away unarmed,” whined the bandit with his arm in a sling.
“I will send you away with my boot print on your asses if you don't leave now,” said Wulfe.
The monks all shuddered and crossed themselves. But the two bandits hurried off down the
road swearing softly under their breath. Deacon Bella shook his head.
“That was very cruel,” he said.
“I am sorry but I have little pity to spare for this kind of vermin. They certainly have none to
spare for others whom they cheerfully rob, rape, and murder when given the chance. They
will be hot for revenge now so I will go with you to your destination. You are indeed like a
flock of lambs, and these isolated woods are full of hungry wolves. I will give you what
protection I can until we part ways.”

“What God do you worship, warrior?” asked one of the monks. “Does He not enjoin you to
be kind to other men?”
Wulfe replied, “My people worshiped the Horned Lord of the Woods, the Wolfather. It was
not a 'church' religion. We were taught to be brave, strong, and to care for and defend out
families and our clan. We respected those who respected us, but we were fierce foes to any
that offered us harm. We lived in a hard land where to be weak was to be enslaved or to
die.”
The young nun Wulfe had rescued, asked, “Why did you leave your country?” “There came a
time of little rain, and game was scarce. We were attacked by rival
Wolf clans aided by the Bear people. We fled from the slaughter but my father and
brothers were slain. I alone escaped.”
“How sad, to lose your family,” said the young woman. The other monks and nuns
agreed.
“I left the woodlands, and was adopted by a retired warrior who ran a village inn. He taught
me the use of armor and weapons. The Uruk barkeep taught me how to fight. I prospered in
that family. Then one night three customers we had to throw out for bad behavior returned
and set the Inn on fire. I alone escaped. I had to leave the village. I fought in the Fief wars
for Baron Vogun until he and his foes ran out of money and stopped their stupid war. Now I
am on my way to Khazan. I was told a good fighter could make a living there.”
“Perhaps you could join our order and be freed from your life of violence,” said the young
nun.
“I would most likely make a poor monk. I could not stand idly by and let thieves’ abuse
innocent people”
Bella said, ”I am glad that we were spared being robbed or otherwise harmed, but we still
cannot allow ourselves to do harm to anyone.”
One of the other monks, the one who was beaten, said, “We could use a guard, Deacon.
None of us suspected that there would be ruffians in these isolated woods that might try to
harm us.”
Bella replied, “We can never do any actions that might do harm to our brothers and sisters.
Even those who do not share our beliefs are sacred. We must rely on the grace of the
Allmaker to defend up from harm.”
“Perhaps this Wulfe was sent by Omvar to defend us,” said the old nun. And the rest of the
group gathered around the Deacon and a quiet but heated debate began.
“While you decide what to do, I will go recover my pack and gear,” said Wulfe, and he
hurried down the road to do so. When he returned Deacon, Bella met him.
“You will be welcome, Brother Wulfe, to come with us,” he said. “We cannot offer you much
in payment, but we will share our food and water with you on the way. “
“I am not worried about the money. Save it to serve the poor. But I will be glad to share your
provisions. I was running low there on this long journey. And I feel it would be a good thing if
I went with you anyway. Your little flock is in dire need of a shepherd. Your nuns are women
and my people held the women of our clan in high regard. I could not with a clear
conscience leave them unguarded with these brigands nearby. My hard God would frown on
me for such an act of cowardice.”
Bella replied, “We will eat our noon meal here now. Then we will go on.” The monks began
their noon prayers. Wulfe sat a little apart from them, and watched. What an odd and
interesting group of people they were. Then, Agnis, the oldest nun, brought him a plate of
bread, cheese, nuts, and dried fruit. As he accepted it and thanked her, she looked into his
eyes. What she saw caused a look of surprise and concern to pass over her wrinkled
visage.

“Brother Wulfe,” she said quietly. “Your body has two souls!”
Wulfe was startled by her comment. “How can you tell,” he whispered.
“I was a seeress before I joined the order. I can see things hidden from ordinary people. But
I will not tell this to the others. They would not understand. I can see that you are a good
man who will not do harm to any that do not first attempt to harm you.”
“I call on my wolf brother only in times of dire need,” said Wulfe. “I pray that I won't need
him while we travel together.”
“Omvar forbid it!” said the old nun, and she returned to the monks to serve them their plates.
Once lunch was concluded Wulfe told the monks that he would go on a little ahead of them
on the road. With his warrior training and forest skills he felt he could best avert any
unpleasant surprises. It would give him the best chance to spot an ambush and do what was
necessary.
The group then moved on. Wulfe found it slow going, used as he was to a soldier's
marching pace that covered a lot of distance in a short
time. He frequently had to wait for the monks and nuns to
catch up with him. The young nun, Angeline, brought him
water to drink at frequent intervals and again thanked him
for rescuing her. She seemed inclined to talk, but he found
her something of a distraction. The presence of this
attractive female made it hard for him to keep his attention
on the path ahead, and as kindly as he could, he sent her
back to the group. As the afternoon wore on, some of the
monks came forward to talk to him and to try and explain
their beliefs to him. They were truly good people intent on
doing good to all,
but Wulfe could not see how they could survive in a dog-eat-dog world. He argued good
naturedly with them, and when he began to tell them about his own animistic and pagan
ideas, it was usually enough to send them back to the rest of their company.
They made good time with only a few short rest breaks. Finally, as the sun began to settle in
the west, Bella brought his flock to a halt to take an evening meal and camp for the night. Wulfe
did not like this location much; the woods were too close to the road on both sides, but the
monks did not seem worried, and so it was done. As the group made preparations to bed down
for the night, Wulfe began a last survey of the surroundings.
At a point up the road where the trees were quite close to the road. Wulfe detected
movement in the nearby bushes. Before he could raise an alarm, a large sling stone struck
him in the forehead knocking him off his feet and stunning him. Before he could clear his
head, the bandits were upon him dashing out of the bushes. They assaulted the groggy
warrior with clubs, fists, and boots, driving him to the ground. The best Wulfe could do was
curl into a ball and try to protect his head as he was viciously beaten, slugged, and stomped
by the bandit mob.
“Don' kill 'im yet,” ordered the bandit leader. “Tie the bastard up.” He tossed some vines to
one of his cronies. “I will make HIM beg for death when we finish shearing his flock! Come on,
men!” And the rest of the gang set off to attack the monks and nuns.
In the dark center of Wulfe's being his other soul woke up. Its body was being
attacked. And the pack was in danger! Fury boiled up in its heart. This must not be
permitted. And it took control of the meat.
Filk, the thief who was tying Wulfe up, had finished binding his ankles together. But as he
clambered over the larger man he noticed that the flesh inside the hauberk was moving
and shifting in some very odd and unnatural ways.

And the man was suddenly getting very hairy. Filk tried to turn him over to get at his hands,
when Wulfe abruptly turned himself over. Filk stared into the eyes of the huge wolf's head
that stared at him from where a man's bloodied head had been moments before. Before the
thief could scream the big jaws snapped up and bit his face off. Fur-covered and wickedly
clawed hands tossed the brigand's body aside and sliced through the vines binding its
ankles. The wolfman rose to its feet, and ran back towards the camp with murder in its heart.
One of the thieves had grabbed old Agnis and dragged her apart from the rest. He was
preparing to strip the nun when she saw a chainmail clad figure dash by. Its clawed hand
lashed out as it passed them and decapitated the brigand. The headless body stepped
back a couple of paces, its neck spurting blood like a fountain, and then it fell. Agnis
mercifully fainted.
Two of the thieves were busy beating up one of the monks who had tried to resist them.
They did not see the wolfman but they felt the terrible claws that ripped big chunks of bone
and flesh from their backs. They fell dying, one on each side of their intended victim, and
left him with the vision of a warrior with the head of a wolf that would haunt his dreams for
years to come.
But now the remaining brigands were aware that something had gone very wrong with this
caper, and that something awful was loose in their midst. The leader who held Deacon Bella
in his grasp yelled at the other bandits to look out. The monks still standing all wisely hit the
ground, and then the wolfman was among the thieves, like a buzzsaw. The razor like claws
flashed and slashed and the fearsome jaws snapped and bit. Chunks and pieces of bandit
flesh and limbs flew about in a spray of blood. In a few savage seconds the carnage was
complete. Only the wolfman remained standing.
The monster, bespattered with blood, not his own, advanced on the Deacon and the bandit
boss.
Bella then simply fainted and slipped from the thief captain's grasp.
“Get away, get awa-” cried the thief waving his dagger in front of him. The wolfman simply
knocked it aside, and slashed his claws across the brigand's abdomen. The latter looked
down and stared in horror as his intestines fell out on the ground. Then the monster shoved
him aside and rushed on into the dark. It had caught the scent of Angeline and her
attackers.
A short distance away the skinny thief and his fat friend were struggling for the second time
that day to disrobe the young nun. So far, she had thwarted their efforts by curling herself
into a ball. Angry now, the skinny man raised a fist to knock some sense into the bitch. As
he raised his arm there was a swish and a whack, and he found himself staring at the
bleeding stump where his forearm used to be.

Then, powerful hands seized him and hurled him with bone shattering force into the huge trunk
of a nearby oak tree.
Angeline shut her eyes and prayed. She suddenly felt the fat man release her. Something
carried him squealing into the nearby brush. The man's squeals turned to screams; he was
not dying a quick death as his cronies had.
“No, Wulfe, no!” she cried.
The screams stopped abruptly. Angeline opened her eyes and saw the wolfman, covered with
blood and gore, not his own, standing over her. But now, Wulfe's eyes looked out of its
gory face.
“Omvar save us all,” cried the nun. Then the wolfman threw back its head and howled, a
dreadful sound. And turning, it ran away swiftly into the woods until it was out of sight.
With the monster gone, the monks and nuns grabbed their gear and literally ran the rest of
the night until they finally arrived at their monastery in the wee hours of the morning. They
would argue for a long time as to whether Wulfe the warrior that had defended them was
from heaven or from hell.
That next morning Wulfe awoke at the edge of a little pond. He was sore, ill, and weary, and he
stank to raise hell. A swarm of flies buzzed about him until he managed to clean himself and his
armor and clothes from the clotted gore he was covered with. It took him an hour and he twice
threw up. He did not want to know what it was he had held in his stomach. At last he made his
way back to the campsite. The unburied bodies of the bandits were still there. Flocks of carrion
birds took to air protesting as he approached. The sight of the carnage sickened him. He wasted
no time here, but quickly recovered his pack and his weapons, and then hurried up the road
towards Khazan.
As he walked the lonely road towards the great city he pondered his fate. It seemed each
time he found a group of people whom he had a chance to be part of and relate to, his dark
secret other soul would eventually rise up and ruin his chance. How he longed to find a
family again, a pack to run and hunt with. But where there was still life there was still hope.
Maybe in Khazan he could find the family and the peace of mind he so desperately wanted.
And in the monastery of the Brothers and Sisters of Omvar, Angeline prayed for the souls
of the warrior who had twice saved her life, and her friends.

Quack Doctor Spells
by Charlie O’Brien
We played a game in which all three characters pretended to be able to do something

vaguely medical or therapeutic – hypnotism, acupuncture and surgery. They all ended up
with some wild magic courtesy of a kindly GM and here are their spells:
Quackupuncture
WIZ cost: 5
Duration: Instantaneous.
Power up: yes, increase the DEX SR by one or damage by 1d6 for each
level increase.
Description: This spell sends several acupuncture needles flying at the target.
The target needs to make a L1 DEX SR to avoid them or take 1d6 damage from
the needles.
Quacknotism
WIZ cost: 5
Duration: Until caster ends or INT SR is made.
Power up: Yes, increase the INT SR by one for every level increase.
Description: This spell hypnotises the target. He/she needs to make a L1 INT SR
or follow basic commands or answer for the caster.
Quackstic Surgery
WIZ cost: 10
Duration: 1 combat turn.
Power up: Yes, increase the CON SR by one or make an extra change to target
for every level increase.
Description: This allows the caster to make physical changes to the target.
The target must make a L1 CON SR or the caster can choose a change to
make.

Trollgod Interrogation Time!
by Mark Thornton
Kia ora Ken

How is life in Phoenix?
I'm the editor of Trollzine now and will have the next issue out in the first quarter of 2018.
I wonder if you'd like to do either a skype interview or send a contribution?
A good way to catch up, at any rate.
Are those steps still featuring large every day?
Kia ora, Mark.

Congratulations on your new editorship. I'm sure you will do a fantastic job. Yes, I'd love to
participate in some way.
I haven't skyped in years. I don't even know if the software would work any more. If you're
feeling brave, go ahead and call me. Best time is mid morning or evening, I think.
Life in Phoenix goes on pretty much as usual. I continue to work on my health. Steve
Crompton is pumping a lot of energy and time into making new T & T products. I'm helping.
The Japanese T & T line is really going like gangbusters. And we've just extended licenses
to republish Deluxe to a guy in Spain and another in Brazil. Our game is international.
Yes, I'm walking as much as I can. All you have to do is look at my Facebook page to see
a daily record of what I'm doing. Dang, I wish I was doing that 3 miles a day on the hills
and beaches of New Zealand. You still running the farm? I surely envy you for the place
you live.
So, do you have a theme in mind for the next Trollzine? Since you're in NZ, how about
an Island Adventures theme? Maybe we could do lost worlds and pirates and
mermaids and all kindza sea adventures. Ken's new T & T character class. Surf
Warriors. Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Best, Ken

Hola
I would do a themed issue, as you suggest, but I've inherited a bundle of material that has
no common theme and I'm not keen to alienate by ejecting contributors!
I like surf warriors! Do it :)
Maybe cyber-see-you soon,
Mark
Ha, Mark!
You're doing twice as good as me at walking, and in hilly country too. I'm so jealous. Time to
establish your chops as an editor. Find the stuff that works for your island
theme. Send the rest back and demand revisions to make it fit with the theme. Or just weed
out the weaker material and ask for new stuff on the theme. Make them appreciate getting
published in the next Trollzine. bwa ha ha ha ha!
I am nearly finished with a short piece about a new playable kindred called the Tjouse (Ta-
woush-ay) inspired by John Wick on one of our expeditions (last Monday). I was thinking it
could by my submission for your Trollzine, especially if you take my suggestion and do a
theme-oriented issue. It doesn't have to be islands--it could be unknown lands and places.
But, I also wanted to release it as a Trollhalla press publication. Is that alright with you, or is
there too much conflict of interest? I could send you the basic manuscript right now. I'm
wondering who I can get to illustrate it. I need someone good with decadence. I thought of
you because we created a new place for this--the Peacock continent in equatorial waters
somewhere north of the kraken. The Tjouse exhibit extreme sexual dimorphism--so much
so that males and females require different sets of multipliers to set up their characters.
This is something we've never done before in T&T.
Let me know.
Best, Ken
Kia ora.
I can live with the conflict - Trollworld's a big enough place :) I'll see who's feeling
Herculean and risque as an illustrator. Of course, I am pro a Peacock continent.
Sounds a hot prospect, this one!
Mark

Hola, Mark
Why not just send me some questions if you want to do an interview. Seems easier than
Skype anyway. You'd have to find a way to transcribe it all from Skype. Pain in the butt.
You have a deadline in mind for the printing/publication of the next Trollzine. What
number will it be?
Hola Walking-Buddy
I've asked for some questions on Trollbridge so it's not just me. I'm going to publish in first
quarter 2018. One of the provisos for me doing this was not going into hyper-drive until the
long school holidays here in December. It'll be #9.
We should have done that Adventure Zone podcast...
How about one question at a time so it flows?
Q1 - what game do you enjoy playing most these days and why?
Hola, Mark
Ok, if that's what you want to do.
But this is your second question for today. Ha ha ha. Most favorite is Hearthstone, a Magic
clone from Blizzard. I always play it several times a day.
Tunnels & Trolls should be my number one favorite, but I rarely get a chance to
actually play it.
[I shall keep both questions :)]

Q3 - What stops you getting those dice rolling under the propulsion of the best game
mechanics ever?
Lack of players. I'm not very good at drumming up players. I no longer have the
missionary zeal. Laziness. I'd rather stay home and relax than commit myself to some
game store every week.
Laziness.
Fair enough - missionary zeal is hard to maintain forever. Pity in as much as you are so
good a storyteller and player too...
Q4 - what excites you most about the MA development?

Most exciting is the fact that anyone in the world with a cellphone and access to the Google
app store can play a version of Tunnels & Trolls quickly and easily. I really like the sound
effects, the graphics with every paragraph, and the way the dice bounce across the screen. I
love that the computer does the math quickly and easily for you. The app is still fairly early in
its implementation, and I'm hoping it will get a lot better as time goes on. But I see the game
getting a lot more publicity and world recognition in the future. That's good for all T & T
players.
Question the Next:

If you had one T&T spell at your fingertips for the rest of your life, what would it be and
why?
It would be Fly Me. I have always wanted to be able to fly like Superman or Green
Lantern. Second choice would be Poor Baby because I'm always getting hurt, and I could
use some instant fixes.
OK, if you could fly and heal yourself for one day, what would you do with your
perfect day and where would it be?
It's not like I want to fly out and hurt myself. Perfect days depend more on people than
places or things. But if I could choose a locale to fly around in, I'd love to have another
trip to New Zealand. You have a really beautiful country, Mark, and I'm sorry I got sick
and missed seeing so much of it that you were going to show me. That was a great pity
but we still did pretty well, I think!
If you could hand pick a group of five players to GM for, selecting from any time in
history, who would you pick and how would the game go?
Pass. I've never thought much about interacting with historical figures. Frankly, I don't think
anyone from before 1960 would even want to do fantasy roleplaying. Though you gave me
an interesting idea. As long as I have a time machine of some sort, perhaps I could get my
friend Sandy Peterson, and we would go back and collect teenage versions of Robert E.
Howard, J.R.R. Tolkien, Fritz Leiber, Jack Vance,
and Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett for a session of Tunnels & Trolls with me, while
Sandy would pick up Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Robert W.Chambers, Bram Stoker and
Edgar Allen Poe for a session of Call of Cthulhu. Years later, they would all go on to write
amazing fantasy fiction based on that timeless night of roleplaying spent with either me or
Sandy. Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Hah! A perfect answer - I suspected there would be one :)

I next skip on to Phoenix. Time to be the Minister of Tourism. What are the 5 best
secrets that Lonely Planet or some other travel guide would not get to know about?
Phoenix is my home town. There are some unusual things to see and places to be here,
but nothing that will really make you go: Wow! I'll give you my 5 favorites.
1. South Mountain city park: the largest city park in the

USA. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Mountain_Park. A whole mountain range inside
one park with lots of pre-Columbian petroglyphs if you know where to look.

2. Hole-in-the-Rock https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole-in-the-Rock_(Papago_Park).
3. Compass Arizona Grill, a revolving restaurant at the top of the Hyatt Regency Hotel in
downtown Phoenix. https://www.yelp.com/biz/compass-arizona-grill-phoenix. This is a
fun place to take out-of-towners for lunch--a bit pricey, but fun. You can afford it once.
4. Mystery Castle. Mystery Castle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Castle
5. Under the big bridges in the Salt River bottom. These are perfect places for urban
trolls to hang out. I have written blogs about some of my walks in this city park unknown
to most of the city of Phoenix. This was the latest. https://atroll.wordpress.com/return-
to-the-river/.
You will get a fee from the Arizona Tourist Board!

Next question - what lurks within that castle? There will be many who want to know what
you are prepared to reveal...
Going inside the castle is like going back in time--a time when men could do anything they
wanted to do with their home and no stupid building codes got in the way.
Moving on, what gave you most satisfaction with the dT&T project?
Getting the tour of Roswell Bindery and choosing the black dragonskin binding for the super
deluxe hardback editions. Getting a tour of a good bindery is pretty amazing. I also liked
signing the bookplates for people and cashing that first $5000 check when the project
funded back in 2013.
I remember the bindery photos on the Outer Sanctum :)

Is there anything you'd change about DT&T looking back or do you think it got the job
done as needed? Was there anything that got kicked back that you would have included
that still irks you?
I plead the 5th amendment to the Constitution of the United States.
Fair enough - one day...

Next: if you were writing a new RPG today what one mechanic from T&T would you take
and what would you make the setting?

Strange that you should ask about writing a new rpg . . . John Wick and I have been talking
about one called Witch Queens of Khambuja, set on a tropical jungle planet akin to the
country of Cambodia, in a post-apocalyptic setting where the people, dominated by the
ferocious females, live in the ruins. The mechanic being carried over is the looting of ancient
"dungeons" for useful material that the survivors can use--metal, working tech, ornaments,
and stuff like that.
Ferocious females sound like a bit of a theme at the moment - is that something new or has
it been a feature of your life? :)
What can I say? I like girls/women. I like adventure. I have never seen women as
helpless or needing protection. Opposites attract.
Better to be lucky than good!

So what are your hopes for this project if you get it birthed?
It's on hold right now. I don't expect it will ever go anywhere. The world really doesn't need
another rpg, or the pulp fantasy sci -fi novel that might develop out of it. Just an exercise in
world-building for the fun of it with John Wick.
I think that's a good call. There are many things the world doesn't need but it gets all the
same - creation without a footprint, very environmentally sound!
Maybe it would make a good podcast. There's not so much material usage in that. You a
storryteller-supreme - do podcasts appeal to you?
Podcasts don't appeal to me very much. I listen to one once in a while if the subject is very
very very interesting. Otherwise, no. I can't see myself ever doing one on a regular basis,
though I'm happy enough to participate (and shoot my mouth off) if someone asks me
nicely. Then I hear myself, with all the umms and errhs, and pauses and irregular breathing
that is part of the way I talk, and I'm appalled and swear never to do that again. Trolls
should probably remain in their caves as much as possible except when out marauding.
I'd cast a "um and Er' removal spell if I knew it. Caves echo a bit too much for podcasting
anyway. What's been your best marauding night of 2017 and what did you smash?
I haven't had a really good marauding night for 2017. A bunch of us get together and always
play Ticket to Ride and some Catan variant with our own special rules. On October 7 I won
both games, beating Rick Loomis, Steve Crompton, Laura Samuelson, and Lazarus
Martinez in both games. The only roleplaying I have done all year was at TrollCon and the
game wasn't memorable. I'm afraid I'm getting pretty dull in my old age. Sigh.
Old age - the bane of the young at heart and worse than a goblin under your bed. Before
another question, Sid Orpin has offered to draw for your Phoenix piece but will need text
asap. Let me know if that interests you. Here's a question for you from Trollbridge:

“If a character's highest attribute is 80, he is level 8. If that same character wears a magic
ring that increases that attribute by 20, is he level 8 or level 10?”
He's level 10 while wearing the ring, and level 8 when he isn't wearing it. Levels are as
variable as attributes. Good days and bad days. Sometimes up, sometimes down, just like
real life.
A new question! (1E is not my area):
“In first, it says that Monsters make saving throw as 100-MR (for 1st level of dungeon)
I want to clarify..100-MR= target number. Monster rolls normal dice + adds and
tries to beat this Target #?
E.g. Orc with MR of 60. Rolls 7dice +30 adds vs target # of 40? (For 1st level save)
Or am I off my mark”.
I don't remember that at all. Ok, I looked it up. Monster saving rolls are discussed on page
13. Wow, so much crunch in those old rules that I had totally forgotten. I don't think we ever
used that rule. Yes, the rule says roll the monster's combat dice one time and try to reach
the difference between the monster rating and 100. So for a goblin with a MR of 15 to make
a level 1 saving roll, his target is 85 and he only gets 2 dice to do it. On the other hand a
glombarg with a M.R. of 89 would only need to roll an 11 and it would get 9 dice to do it.
That rule is totally screwed up and nobody should ever use it.
Here Endeth the Lesson in Trollishness

Krabby Kyurtgudjohnsson's
Krazy Kryptic Krossword
by Thomas Pugh
Greetings cruciverbalists and welcome to the first ever Trollzine Cryptic Crossword. The
first person to email a list of the correct answers to Krabby c/o
[email protected] may (or may not) win a prize. Good luck!2
Across
1 & 11 Creator confuses naked rents (3,2,5)
2 & 6 down Policeman assembles smallest coins (6,6)
8 Old Norse goddess in middle of embellishing (4)
9 Plastic heads of Poland voice concerns (3)
10 Absurd comfort in Ms On is eccentric (13)
11 See 1
17 Drunk ill pet rat seen demanding legal definition (13)
18 Found in paling boxer (3)
19 Thorium encased British map maker is rubbish! (4)
20 Asian ruler is all around Arizona, the home of the arena (6)
21 Small daemon starts implying (3)
Down
1 Tissue reportedly has scrubbed jugular (7)
3 Fabric keyboard on South Africa (7)
4 Penguin in temper oration (7)
5 Whip sounds like nothing in Yorkshire (5)
6 See 2 Across
7 Purge under electric tart (5)
12 Stain Japan: Five for Assam (7)
13 Start diligently before Ms Thompson takes the treasure or helps her
fellow delver? (7)
14 Praises has-been above. Stops without hotel (6)
15 Fruity tangled hose inside tear (7)
16 Titan doesn't finish, at last (5)
17 Party island is business address at heart of International Artists, initially (5)
1
'Krazy' is a marketing gimmick only and implies no mental instability on the part of this
crossword or its compiler. Please consume the letter K responsibly: recent studies by the
Canadian Quiltmakers Consortium (formally the Kanadian Kwiltmakers Konsortium) have
shown excessive use of the letter K to be associated with cognitive abnormalities, temporal
giddiness and families of attention hungry imbeciles. Pregnant women and grumpy old
men should use the letter K no more than twice daily. The letter K may be addiktive.

2
Krabby is well aware that wishing you all good luck is effectively wishing none of you good
luck, but hey, what are you going to do about it?

Shamans & Luck Magic
(c) 2018, by Stefan Jones
The following is an excerpt and sneak preview of material from an upcoming, as-yet-
unnamed T&T adventure.
Otter Island is an island continent far to the west-northwest of Rrr'lff. Imagine a land like
Alaska, but not attached to a continent.
In ancient times, until the Wizard War, Otter Island was warmed by seven artificial suns; great
spheres of blood copper which blazed red-hot at dawn. When the suns were destroyed or
extinguished the civilization inhabiting the fertile central plains died off.
Most of otter is now tundra and boreal forest, but the southern shore is warmed by ocean
currents, and there's good soil on three river deltas known as the "paw lands," The heavily
forested "tail" of the otter, and the easternmost "paw," are inhabited by rugged northern
elves. The other paws, and the bleak hinterland, have been settled by humans. There are
very few of the other kindreds, but some uruk occupy the "head" of the otter.
For millenia Otter Island was isolated from the mainstream of Trollworld life. Only recently
have merchants from Rrr'lff, Zorr, and the Maneland set up shop on the island.
Sea & Tundra Shamans

Shamans are the wizards of the Otter Continent. They have their own unique magic system,
strongly tied to the natural world and animal spirits. There are several schools of shaman
magic, based on affiliation with a particular native animal (e.g., otters, wolves, elk, and sea
lion). Shamans pass their knowledge down from master to apprentice; there is no written
tradition or formal "shaman's guild," but practitioners do occasionally meet to trade
knowledge.
Shamans of the coastal tribes and towns are known as Sea Shamans. They are working
professionals who support themselves working magic for their communities. Many of them
have studied magic of the outside world, and have picked up a dozen or so familiar Wizards'
Guild spells. A shaman character must buy or earn a talent to use foreign kremm-based
magic. This represents the effort and study required to acclimate to an alien system of
magic. They can only use these as a Rogue; the casting cost (in kremm) cannot be reduced
by level or by use of a focus.
Those of the interior are known as Tundra Shamans; they are more insular, suspicious, and
capricious than Sea Shamans. They usually live on their own, in the wilderness or in a
compound at the edge of a settlement,
only showing up to demand tribute, preside over a religious ritual, and occasionally
provide useful services. A fraction of Tundra Shamans spend almost all of their time in
the remote wilderness, communing with the animals they are affiliated with. These are
rumored to have access to dark and ancient rites.
It is difficult for a magician raised studying Wizard Guild spells powered by kremm. He or she
must find a shaman as a mentor, and then earn (by going up a level) or buy (with 300 XP) a
talent. The cost to buy a shaman spell is 2000gp per level.

Luck Magic
Sea and Tundra shamans burn points of Luck to power their spells.
A point of Luck is a bit more potent than a point of Wizardry, but
recovers much more slowly; Luck points regenerate at one point
per hour when the shaman is awake, three points of hour when
asleep.
A shaman can "go negative" on Luck points, at terrible risk. Once their
Luck goes negative due to spell casting, each spell cast has a chance
of drawing the attention of one of the native demons. When casting a
spell, the shaman must make a saving roll, on the level of the spell,
against IQ. On a success, no demon comes calling. On a failure, a
demon of the level of the spell appears and attempts to either possess
the shaman or kill him or her in physical combat. These demons have
a MR of 50 per level, and can cast shaman spells of up to half of their
level.
If roll of level 5 or above is missed, one of Otter's great demons is
summoned. Roll a die, modify as shown, and consult the table
below:
Sea shore or on a boat: -2

Mountains or caves: +2
Demon Lured (1d)
0 or less) Hagupuyat
1) Water elemental (MR 300; immune to ice and water attacks; double damage
from fire attacks; can cast Tempest Tossed once during combat)
2) Heyenka
5) The Yeriot Bull

6) Nanmadosk
7 or more) Larshu'seng
Medicine Bundle
Shamans of both sorts can use a special focus, a medicine bundle for casting shaman
spells. (Even shamans who learn a few Wizard Guild spells can't use a traditional wand-
style focus, for any sort of magic.) A medicine bundle is a sack containing a variety of
enchanted items: bits of animals, carved fetishes, and semi-precious stones. The
ingredients for a bundle cost the same as a Staff Ordinaire, 100 GP. There's no such thing
as a Medicine Bundle Deluxe, but for 1000 GP a shaman can buy a focus which can store
up to her level in spare Luck points; the bundle is charged using the Invest spell.

Shaman Spell Book
This list is not complete. There are a dozen or more minor spells with everyday
applications. There are also equivalents of some, but not all, of the standard Wizard
Guild spells up to Level 8. The cost to cast in Luck is 2/3 (round up) of the kremm
casting cost.
First Level
Feel Magic
Luck Cost: 1
Range to Cast: Self
Range of Effect: 20' / level
Duration: One round
Power Up: N/A
Description: A form of Detect Magic. The caster can "feel" magic; enchanted items seem
to emit a slight breeze, and feel tingly when touched.
Lash
Luck Cost: 8
Range to Cast: 40'
Range of Effect: 5' radius
Duration: One round
Power Up: Double radius
Description: A psychic attack that affects all creatures in the radius of effect. The dice of
damage dealt is equal to the caster's IQ / 5 (round up). Divide the damage equally between
the victims. Lash has "shock effect," and adds to the shaman's side's combat total.
Second Level
Aurora
Luck Cost: 7
Range to Cast: Self
Range of Effect: See below
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration
Description: Casting this spell requires that the night sky by visible, even if only through
a window. Summons a disc of coruscating green light centered 12' over the caster's
head; it has a diameter equal to the average of the caster's Wizardry and IQ. The area
below is lit brightly enough to read, sew, and do other work.
Bear Blood
Luck Cost: 12
Range to Cast: Self or Touch
Range of Effect: Self
Duration: 6 hours
Power Up: N/A
Description: The caster is immune to the effects of cold weather, up to immersion in
freezing cold water. It takes half damage from magical ice attacks. At Level 4 the spell can
be cast on others; range is Touch.

Fyre Noshen
Luck Cost: 8
Range: Self
Range of Effect: N/A
Duration: 1 hour
Powerup: Double duration
Description: The caster's hands and mouth become totally fireproof for a combat round;
during this time he or she can scoop up and _eat_ fire and flames; the equivalent to a
brazier, a couple or torches, or a medium-sized camp fire. The fire can be kept internally,
keeping the caster warm in any weather and taking half damage from frost or ice damage.
The fire can also be spit out in the form of a once -only flaming missile weapon attack. This
ends the spell. Range is caster's the sum of the caster's Strength and Dexterity in feet; a
L2SR- DEX is required to hit. The attack does 3d6 of non-magical fire damage to the target,
and may set clothes or hair on fire.
Invest
Luck Cost: 3 per point of Luck lent.
Range to Cast
Range of Effect
Duration
Power Up: N/A
Description: This spell can be used to temporarily increase another's Luck, or to charge a
medicine bundle with Luck points for use later. When given to a person, the luck boost
lasts for up to an hour; if used for casting the points are expended and don't return. A
charge in a bundle lasts for days equal to the caster's level. Bundles can store up to the
caster's __ in Luck points.
Needle Nasty (Tundra shamans only)

Luck Cost: 12/round
Range to Cast: 25'
Duration: Combat rounds equal to level
Power Up: Double range or radius
Description: Must be cast in area with a good supply of dry pine needles (usually a
snowless forest floor). It causes a vortex of high-speed pine needles which sting and
distract. Characters in the effected area have their combat total reduced by 25%; in
addition, roll a number of dice equal to the caster's level for each victim. He or she suffers
a point of damage for each 6 that comes up. Armor protects.
Quurzwat Aelsya
Luck Cost: 10
Range: Touch
Duration: Instant
Power Up: N/A
Description: A shaman's one-stop remedy spell. It provides temporary relief of a
chronic condition (allergies, arthritis) or permanently cures a minor ailment (warts or
boils, minor cold, food poisoning, diaper rash, etcetera). Not effective on magical
illnesses or curses.

Snowblind
Luck Cost: 12
Range to Cast: 20'
Duration: Instantaneous
Power Up: Double radius or range.
Description: Summons a swirl of fine ice crystals which with
blaze with light. Every one caught in the area of effect must
beat a L2 SR vs. Luck to avoid being dazzled for as many
combat rounds as the caster's level. Dazzled victims have
their combat total reduced by 40%.
The shaman is immune to the effects; if he or she
arranges a signal to warn allies, the SR to avoid blinding is reduced by a level.
Water Walk (Sea shamans only)

Luck Cost: 10
Range to Cast: 5'
Range of Effect: One being
Duration: 1 full turn
Description: The recipient can walk on water; half speed on still water, quarter speed on
waves and surf. If cast on a person under the surface, he or she immediately pops to the
surface and can stand up.
Third Level
Ah-All-Better
Luck Cost: 5 for 1 die healing
Range: Touch
Duration: Instant
Power Up: N/A
Description: Magically heals wounds or injuries. The effect is variable; for every 5 Luck
expended, one die-rolls worth of Constitution damage is healed. The roll is DARO or
TARO.
Boreal Blast
Luck Cost: 10
Range to Cast: 50'
Range of Effect: 5' radius around primary target
Power Up: N/A
Description: In its basic mode, this spell functions just like Freeze Pleeze, dealing caster's
level in dice, plus the caster's adds, in damage. The shaman version can be cast in
"encrust" mode, encasing the victim in a shell of rapidly freezing sleet. The damage done is
halved, but is stun damage (victim passes out when Constitution reaches zero) and the
victim's adds are reduced by the same percentage that Constitution is reduced. (e.g., a
character with CON 12 who receives 4 points of damage from the spell has her combat
adds reduced by 33%). Adds recover along with Constitution.

Divine
Luck Cost: 16
Range to Cast: Self
Range of Effect: 1 mile
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration or range
Description: The spell attempts to locate the presence of a natural item -- water, dry timber,
a certain plant, animal, or mineral -- in the spell's radius. If the item exists in the area, the
shaman learns the direction of the item, and receives a mental picture of its environs.
Ice Armor
Luck Cost: 12
Range to Cast: Touch
Range of Effect: One creature
Description: Creates a suit of jointed ice armor. The initial protection value is equal to 1/10
of the total of the caster's IQ and Wizardry. The protection rating is reduced by two on each
round that it absorbs damage. If not cast in conjunction with Bear Blood, the wearer takes 1
point of stun damage on each round the armor is worn.
Ice Binder
Luck Cost: 20
Range to Cast: 20'
Description: Coats an area equal to IQ x LK, in square feet, with slush over slippery ice.
Normal movement rates are halved, and any character crossing the area (or fighting in it) at
more than a cautious walk make a L2 SR vs. Dex to avoid slipping and falling. In combat, a
fall reduces combat total by 50% for a round.
The ice and slush start melting when the spell ends; it totally disappears after 2
minutes.
Ice Man Calleth (Tundra shamans only)

Luck Cost:
Range to Cast: 50'
Range of Effect: One ice man
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration.
Description: Must be cast in an area with at least an inch of snow on the ground. It
creates a clumsy, animated snow golem capable of doing simple tasks under the caster's
voice command. It has a Strength equal to 1/6 of the total of the caster's IQ, Wizardry,
and Charisma; Dexterity is the caster's level plus two. In combat, the snow man has an
MR of 20; it does not score Spite damage. The snow man loses its enchantment and
freezes solid if it moves more than 50' from the caster.

Mend Mangles
Luck Cost: 8
Range to Cast: 5'
Range of Effect: One item
Power Up: N/A
Description: Mends a cloth or leather item; originally created by sea shamans to repair
sails and fishing nets. Maximum area repaired, in square feet, is equal to caster's Dexterity
plus IQ.
Fourth Level
Call from the Wild

Luck Cost: 40
Range to Cast: 10'
Range of Effect: One creature
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration.
Description: The shaman summons a wild creature native to the area; if none is available,
the spell fails but half of the expended Luck returns. The creature will obey the shaman's
commands, including attacking at opponent, but will not do anything suicidal.
The maximum MR than the caster can control is IQ+Luck+Charisma.
Personal Bifrost
Luck Cost: 20
Range to Cast: 20'
Duration: 1 hour
Description: It creates a raft or bridge of 2'thick ice over a body of water. It can support
1,000 lbs per 10' x 10' area; maximum total area (square feet) is caster's IQ X Wizardry x
2. When the spell expires, the ice becomes weak after one combat round (only supports
500 lbs per 10' x 10' area) and melts away completely at the end of four combat rounds.
Tempest Tossed (Sea shamans only)

Luck Cost: 30
Range to Cast: 100'
Range of Effect: Radius in feet = IQ x Wizardry
Duration: 10 minutes
Power Up: Double duration, or add 10 mph to wind speed
Description: The equivalent of Storm Force Five, but the caster must be on a vessel at sea
or standing on a sea shore. The caster and the immediate area (maximum 25' radius) is
immune to the storm.
Steppe Walker (Tundra shamans only)

Luck Cost: 20
Range to Cast: Touch
Range of Effect: Up to five people
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration or size of party

Description: Puts the caster, and up to four friends, slightly into the spirit realm. Those thus
enchanted appear as misty and unsubstantial to mortal creatures; they can neither attack
nor be attacked by normal weapons, but the spell will end two rounds into a combat.
The main use of the spell is travel; the out-of-phase party can stride through level
countryside at ten times normal speed (roughly 30 mph), ignoring rough terrain, undergrowth,
and swamps. The spell ends if the party enters a hilly or mountainous area.
Deer Whistle (Tundra shamans only)

Luck Cost: 30
Range to Cast: 25'
Range of Effect: 2 miles
Duration: 1 hour
Description: Must be cast in the northern tundra or boreal forest. Summons a number of
friendly reindeer equal to the caster's level; they will obey the caster's commands. The deer
have MR 40, but will only attack hostile animals or monsters. A reindeer can carry two
human-sized characters, but without a saddle riders must make L2 SR vs. Dex to hang on if
the deer is moving at more than a fast walk.
The deer will break the shaman's compulsion if they travel out of the range of effect.
Find Flipper (Sea shamans only)

Luck Cost: 30
Range to Cast: 25'
Duration: 1 hour
Description: Must be cast at the sea shore or on vessel at sea. Summons a number of
friendly dolphins equal to the caster's level; they will obey the caster's commands. The
dolphins have MR 40, but will only attack hostile sea life or monsters. A dolphin can tow one
human-sized character.
The dolphins will break the shaman's compulsion if they travel out of the range of effect.
7th Level
Fearsome Friend (Tundra shamans only)

Luck Cost: 30
Range to Cast: 5'
Duration: 1 hour
Power Up: Double duration or range or number of Bhoggs
Description: Summons a Bhogg, a minor demon. Bhoggs are shaggy, foul-smelling
creatures with red eyes and foot-long talons. They have an MR equal to the caster's level
times Charisma.
The Bhoggs will obey the caster's commands, but the creatures resent doing grunt
work; the caster must beat a L2 SR vs. Charisma to compel the demons to do
anything but stalk and attack prey. Bhoggs leaving the range of effect are freed
from the shaman's commands.

Demons of Otter Island
Hagupuyat
Monster Rating: 400
Where Encountered: At sea, islands, and seafront areas
Number Encountered: One
Movement: Walk Normal-Fast / Fly at Fleet speeds
Specials: Weather spells (see below). Double damage from fire and earth magic.
Half damage from air and water magic.
Description: Hagupit is an incarnation of a mighty weather spirit; a mid-level god or

demigod. The creature, who has attributes of a water and air elemental, can be called
upon by shamans with knowledge of certain esoteric spells and rituals. He may also
appear on his own, in a fit of spontaneous exuberance that swamps ships and wrecks
shoreline settlements.
Hagupit has two forms. He first appears as 60' tall rugged male figure formed of dark blue
water, ice, and sea-froth; he naked except for a loincloth and sash woven of billowing white
clouds. This form moves at about twice normal human speed (by land or sea), can kick over
wooden buildings and wreck ships, and (if he is in an occasional merciful mood) pluck
drowning sailors from the sea. If he needs to move quickly, Hagupit can morph into a
churning storm cloud laced with sleet and lightning. He can fly at ten times normal speed in
this form, cast weather spells (see below), and is immune to normal physical weapons.
After summoning Hagupit generally remains for 2d6 X 30 minutes. Twice an hour he can
cast Storm Force Five at Level Ten; once while this spell is active he can cast Divine
Disapproval at Level Eight or, if the temperature is freezing or below, instead cast Freeze
Please at Level Eight.
Heyenka
Monster Rating: 300
Number Encountered: Only one
Where Encountered: Tundra; Arctic Coast
Movement: Normal-Slow
Specials: Gobble attack; Regeneration; Resistant to magic; Teleport to lair.
Description: Heyenka is a demon spawned from the mad dreams of rabid polar bears and
evil shamanic magic. He can be summoned by shamans, and also appears to punish
shamans who overuse their Luck magic. Heyenka resembles an elephant -sized polar bear
with a grossly oversized head and an even more oversized mouth. He has matted filthy fur,
enormous yellow teeth with carrion stuck between them, and soccer-ball sized blood-shot
eyes with glowing green iris.
Heyenka's appearances are preceded by the sound of labored breathing, the smell of
rotting meat, and an occasional ground-shaking roar. He moves rather slowly; he can
barely lift his giant noggin, swinging it back and forth with his chin dragging on the ground.
He barely listens to wizards who summon him, and can't be given complex commands; he
is only interested in the identity of the being he is supposed to devour. He will pursue this
target relentlessly until it is eliminated. Once he has rubbed out a target he returns to his
foul, ice-cave lair in a pocket universe.
If Heyenka manages to score four or more points of Spite damage against a single person,
the demon has managed to get him or her in his mouth and will attempt to gobble him up.
(If multiple people take four Spite hits, the person with the lowest Luck is gobbled.) This
victim can evade by passing a L4SR-Speed; on a success, he only suffers a nip doing 3d6
damage.

It takes Heyenka three turns to consume someone in his mouth; the bear's combat total is
reduced by 50% while he is chewing. On the first turn the victim suffers damage equal to
half his remaining Constitution. At the end of this turn he has one last chance to escape
Heyenka's mouth. This requires beating a L6SR-Strength.
On the second turn of chewing the victim's Constitution is reduced to 0. On the third, if
Heyenka hasn't been slain or his meal miraculously saved (perhaps by teleportation), the
victim is gnashed to pieces and swallowed.
The giant bear regenerates wounds from unenchanted weapons; 10% of monster rating lost
to ordinary weapons returns at the end of the combat round. Heyenka is immune to spells
cast at 3rd level of below. When targeted by higher level magic, he can shrug off a spell if he
can beat a SR on level of spell using his Luck of 35. If he is ever reduced to an MR of 20 or
less, Heyenka will utter a howl of pain and fury and disappear, returning to his lair. Only by
tracking him down to this forlorn place can he be totally eliminated.
Larshu'seng
Monster Rating: 300
Where Encountered: Ancient crypts and temples
Movement: Walk Slow
Specials: "Hush" attack; Regeneration; Vulnerable to sound attacks.
Description: Uke summoned Larshu'seng (or perhaps the _first_ Larshu'seng) during the
dwarf rebellion, to defend a magical site that controlled one of the sun -spheres. The demon
did its duty, but broke free of Uke's command during the civil war. It set up a personal
fiefdom in a warren under the Spine, commanding a small army of ghouls, imps, and
shaman-shells.
To its great displeasure, wizards working with tomes discovered in Uke's ancient
libraries have learned how to summon and temporarily command Larshu'seng. The
creature may also appear when the laws of nature are twisted by shaman using luck
magic.
Larshu'send is a vaguely humanoid being, standing 12' tall and weighing 1500 lbs. It has a
hatchet-like face, huge round ears, and small green eyes lined with black cilia. One hand
ends in a monstrously large hand with sinewy fingers tipped with razor-sharp black claws.
The other hand is a giant spider, with legs that end in needle-like claws.
The demon generally does not attack instantly; it enjoys taunting and threatening opponents
in a harsh, gravelly whisper, dropping hints of its history, the wealth and lore it has
accumulated, and the power it has access to. If anyone shouts, or talks in anything more
than a stage whisper, Larshu'send will shout "HUSH!" On a second infringement, it will use
its special attack.
Larshu'seng has a special attack. It can use its spider-hand to sew shut the mouth of an
opponent. This takes just a few seconds and is incredibly painful. Avoiding this outside of
combat requires the target to fail both a L5SR-Speed and a L2SR-Dex In combat,
Larshu'seng loses 25% of his combat total on the round he sews a mouth shut; the saving
rolls to avoid the attack are reduced by a level. The mouth-sew attack does 2d6 damage.
Snipping the magical spider-silk threads requires an enchanted weapon and ten minutes of
careful work. If the damage caused by the attack isn't cured magically the victim's Charisma
is reduced by 4.
The demon regenerates 5% of its wounds at the end of each combat round. Driving its MR
below 0 temporarily banishes it. Larshu'seng has a reason for disliking loud sounds. He
suffers pain and non-regenerating damage from very loud noises. A gunne-

shot does two points of damage and reduces his combat total by 10% on the next round. A
magic explosion (e.g. Hellbomb Burst) does 3d6 damage and reduces his combat total by
30% on the next combat round. A nearby thunderclap does 10d6 damage and reduces his
combat total by 75%.
Nanmadosk
Monster Rating: 300
Where Encountered: Tundra and northern forests
Movement: Walk Slow / Fly at Fleet speeds
Specials: Scatter attack. Takes no damage from non -magical physical weapons,
Double damage from earth magic. Half damage from air magic.
Description: Nanmadosk is another weather spirit; an embodiment of the frigid winds that
blast across the tundra’s of Otter Island. He can be called on by shamans to do their bidding
(in a barely controlled manner). He may also appear to punish magicians who overdo their
practice of Luck magic.
Nanmadosk first appears as a twenty foot tall translucent human form composed of
furiously churning air, mist, and debris. He may laugh cruelly and warn opponents of their
upcoming demise before breaking down into a pinwheel -shaped cluster of six tornadoes
joined by arcs of mist. He attacks by slamming his foes about in the cyclones and spraying
opponents with debris picked up off of the ground.
Normal, physical weapons add to the combat totals of the side fighting Nanmadosk, but
they do not damage him; pro-rate the damage dealt the spirit down by the percentage
contributed by physical weapons.
By spending 1/10 of his current MR, Nanmadosk can make a Scatter attack, expelling an
almost -solid blast of air to send enemies tumbling. Each person in the area must make a
L2SR vs. Speed (to grab hold of something in time) and a L4SR vs. Strength (to maintain
hold) or be hurled 2d6 times 10 yards. The victim takes damage equal to the same die roll,
and must make a L2SR vs. Con to avoid being knocked unconscious. Nanmadosk usually
uses this move to end an encounter; if less than a third of his original opponents remain
after the Scatter he is free to leave.
Shaman Shell
Monster Rating: 100 - 200
Where Encountered: Northern tundra’s and forests
Number Encountered: Only one
Movement: Normal
Specials: Regeneration (10% MR a turn)
Description: The magician-priests of the dour northern tribes employ a wide variety of
magical powers to protect their clan-mates, provide healing services, and engage with the
spiritual realm. Some of their powers are traditional spells, others amount to favors
bestowed by (or extorted from) spirits and extra-dimensional beings.
Shamans employ several "bi-location" techniques. The shaman may send out a spiritual
double (a "fetch"), separate his shadow to act as an agent and spy, or perform a variant of
the astral projection bestowed by the Wizards' Guild "Ghostly Going" spell. Sometimes one
of these efforts goes terribly wrong, and the shaman's spirit is destroyed or banished or
otherwise lost. Usually the shaman's body dies in short order, but in some cases a demon or
other opportunistic creature will possess the wizard's abandoned shell.
The motivation of the spirit varies, but is almost always inimical. It may be a lust spirit that
tries to seduce (or assault) the tribes' young folk, a glutton spirit that eats everything in site,
or a bloodthirsty but sly murderer. Sometimes the shaman shell has a mysterious

bit of business to conduct that takes it into the wilderness.
Shamans Shells can be male or female, but in any case appear gnarled and wrinkled, with
unkempt gray hair, glowing red eyes, and a pungent animal odor. They project an aura of
darkness that reduces even bright sunlight to twilight conditions.
Shaman Shells know Wizard Speech, regenerate 10% of MR lost due to combat (not spell
usage) at the end of each combat round, and can cast these spells:
• Detect Magic
• Lash (IQ=10+ 3d6 TARO).
• Aurora
• Fyre Noshen
• Snowblind
• Needle Nasty
• Boreal Blast
• Metamorph Me (limited to wolf, bear, or owl)
• Wall of Ice
• Porta-Vision
• Temptest Tossed
• Ice Binder
• Ice Man Calleth
• Fearsome Friend
The Shaman Shell uses its MR as Luck. These points do not regenerate, but recover at a
normal rate (1 point per full turn).
Shaman shells encountered in a village may have cowed the members of the tribe to serve
it; often a few of the shaman's kin will be secretly plotting to destroy the creature. Shells
encountered in the wilderness may live in a cave or rude cabin; they may extend hospitality
to travelers unlucky enough to encounter them. They may be aided by enchanted animal
helpers; owls used as spies, white wolves as skirmishers, and bears (of various color) as
shock troops.
The Yeriot Bull

Monster Rating: 400
Where Encountered: Tundra
Movement: Walk Normal-Fast
Specials: Resistant to magic; Disgust; Vomit
Description: This dismal creature is an undead reindeer bull, grown to monstrous size
and possessed of malignant intelligence. It is believed to contain the spirit of a shaman
driven mad by his researches into ancient lore. The bull haunts the vicinity of the
Haunted Morass in the winter, migrating north to the Hackles in summer. It is
accompanied by a herd of distressed, easily panicked reindeer; these unfortunate
creatures rarely attack, but are prone to stampeding and generally running amok.
The Yeriot Bull's pelt is mangy, and several patches of its flesh (including half of its face)
have rotted away, revealing glowing green bones and pulsing grey flesh which drips over-
sized maggots.
The bull is immune to spells cast at 3rd level of below. When targeted by higher level magic,
he can shrug off a spell if he can beat a SR on level of the spell, using his Luck of 30.

The Yeriot Bull has two special attacks. The first is Disgust; the sight and smell of the Bull is
so revolting that many who face it are convulsed with retching and watering eyes. At the
beginning of the first combat round, each character fighting the creature must make a L3SR
vs. CON. On a failure, his or her combat total is reduced by 20%. The difficulty of the roll
decreases by a level on subsequent combat rounds.
The bull occasionally spews a horrifying green vomit. If it scores four or more points of Spite
damage, it pukes, covering a number of characters equal to the number of Spite damage
scored. The characters who got the highest combat totals on the previous round are hit; roll
dice or flip coins to resolve ties. Characters who are splashed immediately take 1d6 of acid
damage (armor protects, but its rating is reduced by one until washed and repaired). Each
victim must also make a L3SR vs. CON. On a failure, he or she swallowed some of the foul
sauce. This results in a disease which causes fatigue and nervous twitches, reducing
Strength and Dexterity by 1/3rd until cured.
If "killed," the tortured spirit will migrate to another reindeer bull calf, and after a season or
two continue to haunt the tundra. Only a 13th level Exorcism spell will banish the creature
forever.
Instead of
finding
Waldo, we
will be
looking to
find the new
editor Mark.
Can you pick
the real Mark
from the
crowd?

Quick Combat
by Don Clarke
1. QUICKEST COMBAT RESOLUTION
Here’s an alternative system for resolving combat that requires a single roll of 2d6 to reach
an outcome, the main assumption being that melee combat ends when the losing side
routs as opposed to being wiped out.
You may want to use this method where:
time is short.
high level combatants would require many buckets of combat dice.
evenly matched and well-armoured combatants would suffer only spite damage for many
rounds.
one side is hopelessly outclassed under the normal system and you want to give them a
better chance of an unlikely victory.
Procedure
1. Work out each side’s total combat strength as follows:

i. average hits from dice*
ii. + total personal adds
iii. + total armour protection
iv. + (10 x level) for each friendly wizard and rogue
* Work out ‘average hits from dice’ using Table B (p.3). Cross-index an
assumed 2d6 result of 7 with the total number of dice rolled in combat
by that side.
2. Use a calculator to divide the stronger combat strength by the weaker, and cross-
index the result with a roll of 2d6 on Table A:
TABLE A: SINGLE ROLL COMBAT

2d6
RATIO
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Up to 1.25 a a b b c c c d d e e
1.26-1.50 a b b c c c d d e e e
1.51-2.00 b b c c c d d e e e e
2.01+ b c c c d d e e e e e

Results:
a = Stronger side loses 2d6 x 10% of total max CON/MR and routs. Weaker side loses
10% of total max CON/MR.*
b = Stronger side loses 1d6 x 10% of total max CON/MR and routs. Weaker side loses
c = both sides lose 10% of total max CON/MR. Both sides roll 2d6, with the
stronger side adding 1 to their roll: the loser routs.*
d = Weaker side loses 1d6 x 10% of total max CON/MR and routs. Stronger side loses
e = Weaker side loses (1d6+3) x 10% of total max CON/MR and routs. Stronger side
loses 10% of total max CON/MR.*
* Round all fractions up. Distribute losses normally. Do not take hits on armour, since
armour is already factored into the result.
Rout
A side that routs (runs away) manages to break off combat and to retreat to a safe distance.
When playing a solo dungeon, monsters that rout are assumed to have been slain and yield
Adventure Points accordingly. Player character(s) that rout are assumed to have been slain,
unless there is some option to run away or survive the combat, as opposed to winning it.
2. QUICK COMBAT RESOLUTION
This system plays out as normal combat in rounds, but instead of rolling the usual number of
combat dice the combatants roll only 2d6 each and consult either Table B or Table C to
determine the number of hits they score. Adds, missile fire, and magic are handled normally.
Table B has a distribution similar to that expected if you were to roll that number of d6. E.g. there
is a similar probability of rolling at least 62 hits with 20d6 as there is of rolling at least a 4 on 2d6.
Table C has a distribution which makes extreme results more likely. This is an attempt to reduce
the number of occasions where one side is so hopelessly outclassed by their opponents that rolling
dice in combat becomes futile.
If rolling more than 20 dice on either table, take the result from 20d and add the result from the
remaining number of dice using the same 2d6 roll. E.g. the number of hits scored by 36 dice on
a roll of 8 on Table B would be 72 (20d) + 58 (the remaining16d) =130.

Spite Damage
Spite is handled the same way on both tables and is simply taken as an average for the number of
dice thrown. In the above example, throwing 36 dice will yield 3.3+2.7=6 spite damage. Combat
dice are shown in the first column; the top line shows the 2d6 roll.
TABLE B: USUAL PROBABILITIES

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 SPITE
#DICE
3 4 6 8 8 9 11 12 13 14 15 17 5
4 7 9 11 11 13 14 15 17 18 19 21 7
5 10 12 14 15 16 18 19 20 22 23 25 8
6 13 15 17 18 20 21 22 24 26 27 29 10
7 15 18 20 21 23 25 26 28 29 31 34 12
8 18 21 23 25 27 28 29 31 33 35 38 13
9 21 24 26 28 30 32 33 35 37 39 42 15
10 24 27 29 31 33 35 37 39 41 43 46 17
11 26 30 33 35 37 39 40 42 44 47 51 18
12 29 33 36 38 41 42 43 46 48 51 55 20
13 33 36 39 41 44 46 47 50 52 55 58 22
14 36 40 42 45 47 49 51 53 56 58 62 23
15 39 43 46 48 51 53 54 57 59 62 66 25
16 42 46 49 51 54 56 58 61 63 66 70 27
17 46 49 52 55 57 60 62 65 67 70 73 28
18 49 52 55 58 61 62 65 68 71 74 77 30
19 42 56 59 61 64 67 69 71 74 77 81 32
20 45 59 62 65 68 70 72 75 78 81 85 33
TABLE C: INCREASED LIKELIHOOD OF EXTREME OUTCOMES
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 SPITE
#DICE
3 3 5 6 8 9 11 12 14 15 17 18 5
4 4 6 8 10 12 14 16+ 18 20 22 24 7
5 5 8 10 13 15 18 20 23 25 28 30 8
6 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30 33 36 10
7 7 11 14 18 21 25 28 32 35 39 42 12
8 8 12 16 20 24 28 32 36 40 44 48 13
9 9 14 18 23 27 32 36 41 45 50 54 15
10 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 17
11 11 17 22 28 33 39 44 50 55 61 66 18
12 12 18 24 30 36 42 48 54 60 66 72 20
13 13 20 26 33 39 46 52 59 65 72 78 22
14 14 21 28 35 42 49 56 63 70 77 64 23
15 15 23 30 38 45 53 60 68 75 83 90 25
16 16 24 32 40 48 56 64 75 80 88 96 27
17 17 26 34 43 51 60 68 77 85 94 102 28
18 18 27 36 45 54 63 72 81 90 99 108 30
19 19 29 38 48 57 67 76 86 95 105 114 32
20 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 110 120

The Haunted Hamlet
by A.R. Holmes
A short scenario for Tunnels & Trolls, perfect for your Halloween Night game session.
By A.R. Holmes, 2003.
Player's Introduction
It is the night of October 30th, and a thin sliver of moon broods ominously behind wispy
clouds, high in the cold autumn sky. The journey has taken far longer than you thought, as
the harsh grass of the boggy moor has proven difficult beneath your feet.
Full packs and heavy armour have not helped your progress through the hilly land, and your
bones ache from exertion. This is the sort of terrain which saps the strength from your legs
and makes walking fully laden a chore. You had expected to arrive at the village long before
nightfall, but as it is, midnight approaches, and you grow weary of the seemingly endless
trudging through the marsh grass, and begin to worry that once again you will need to pitch
your tents amidst this barren, wet land. From the position of the moon and the stars, you
know that it must be almost midnight, so you all stop for a short rest and to discuss when
and where to make camp for the night.
As you begin to discuss your options, one of your party speaks excitedly:
"Hey, look over there, to the West, lights!"
Indeed, there are lights to the west. Through the spyglass it appears that a small village, or
hamlet, lies nestled amongst the hills not too far away. Strange though, as the map shows
no sign of a settlement to the west anywhere around here, and surely the lights should have
been visible before now? It would seem as it turned midnight, the lights were seen all of a
sudden. However, this would seem to settle things. The village must be no more than a half
hour away, and you all tire from the walk, so decide to head for the village, and hopefully a
good, dry, night's rest...
Game Master's Information
The small settlement is not what it seems. The village, and all its inhabitants, are long
dead. The haunted hamlet appears once a year, at midnight on October 30th, and exists
in the world of men for one day until sunset of the 31st. Mortals entering it risk doom, and
will be lucky to escape with their very souls...
The village, once known as Okhosk, is dammed for eternity. It was never a happy place, so
positioned within the marshy hills, miles from anywhere, but folk there lived a simple life.
Nothing ever changed in the village, and occasionally travellers would stop by to rest for a
night or two before continuing their journey across the hills. Visitors were always received
with kindness and anything they brought to the village was welcomed. Until one terrible
October eve, when a dark stranger came out of the night...
The stranger was dressed, not unusually, in a heavy winter cloak and waterproof hat and
boots, and carried a large pack and a pair of walking staves; each carved with an ornate
design and set with what appeared to be real teeth. The stranger booked into the inn for the
night and retired without taking neither food nor drink. He did not speak, but produced some
weathered gold coins from amidst his dark cloak and left them on the bar, more than
enough for room and board for many nights. A room was made ready

and he entered, again without a word, closing the door and bolting it once inside. No
sound was heard, until midnight...
The door to the dark stranger's room smashed outwards, and the traveller stepped through
the shattered remains. Down the stairs to the bar he walked, where several locals still sat
up drinking and talking. What they saw froze their hearts, and the traveller, a Vampire,
feasted upon their blood until all lay dead and dry. The dark stranger feasted until daybreak,
leaving the town awash with blood and corpses; not a single soul lived. The vampire lay low
in the darkness of the inn cellar until nightfall, then made his way into the night, leaving the
town cursed as he went, muttering to himself
"May this towne upon which I have fed, lie accursed amidst the fetid bog, never again
home to the living. May their souls ner find rest, and be acursed to endure the
living death, as I have done for centuries..."
As the sunset, anyone watching would have seen the town fade from view. The next
morning, nothing remained of Okhosk.
Okhosk returns to the land once each year for one day, on the eve of October 31st, where
the inhabitants, vampires all, re-live their curse for several desperate hours, before
vanishing from the face of the land to spend the next year in Hell. And when they return on
Halloween, they're pissed, and hungry...
The Adventure begins
There is no map to this adventure. Position the various buildings where you will as Game
Master, drawing-up a quick sketched town plan before play, adding buildings and features if
you wish. Good places to begin the adventure as the tired adventurers enter the town are
the Inn and the Town Hall. This is intended to be a quick game, suitable for one game
session, ideally on Halloween, but you can run it whenever you like of course! What follows
is a semi -detailed description of the buildings of the Haunted Hamlet, with a guide for the
GM as to the activities within each. Ad-lib as you run the adventure to add atmosphere etc.,
and run the game to suit your style of play. If they are wandering around aimlessly outdoors,
refer to the Outdoor Encounter Table.
The hamlet of Okhosk appears at midnight on the eve of Halloween and vanishes once
again at midnight of the 31st. The delvers will more than likely stay through the night, and
will probably not be harmed, unless the go poking around in the dead of night. If the GM
wishes for the horrors to begin as they sleep, then so be it! Give them a rude and
frightening awakening, a long night and terrifying day! If this is not your style, allow them a
night's rest and get on with the adventure the following day, which will see a dense fog fall
upon the town, hiding the sun for the whole day. During this day, the delvers will probably
explore the town, and uncover the horrors it conceals behind its many closed doors. Forbid
them from leaving the town, explaining how foolish it would be to wander the moors in such
a thick fog. If any of the party has a compass, it will spin wildly for the whole day. If they
leave the town, they will soon become lost, or encounter an abyss or sudden drop, which
they will not be able to pass. Use your imagination as GM to keep them in the town for the
day. Given the circumstances, it should not be too difficult! Their goal is to survive until
midnight the following day, when the Haunted Hamlet will vanish into the night, taking its
ghastly inhabitants with it.

Into the Hamlet...
What follows is a description of the main village buildings, their occupants, and a brief idea
of what occurs when the party interact. The GM is encouraged to add more detail and ad-
lib when the situation arises. I cannot account for all the actions of the player - characters
or the vampiric villagers, so I give ideas of what could happen within each. I have tried to
give the GM as much guidance as possible, and several tables are provided at the end to
enhance play.
Okhosk, the Haunted Hamlet
The Inn, 'Ye Olde Crooked Man' - The Inn stands 2 stories high, with a large entrance
vestibule outside of which are heavy iron boot scrapers set into the ground. Lanterns burn in
most of the windows of the inn, and the party can hear lots of noise and merriment from
inside. Once through the door however, all is quiet, and a handful of locals are gathered
around the bar, tankards of flat -looking ale at their elbows. A large Irish wolfhound dog lies
asleep in front of a roaring log fire. The Innkeeper, a large barrel-chested man, watches the
party enter, and smiles strangely. The locals stop talking and turn to watch the party enter.
They soon return to mundane low chatter and their poor-looking ales. In a corner, some
more men play cards and a domino game under a cloud of thick pipe smoke. Everyone
looks tired and pale, but otherwise appear normal. The Innkeeper serves anything the party
ask for within reason (ale, simple foods etc.) but regrets not having any wine. If questioned,
he says simply "It all went off, all of it. I had to pour it all away... " Ale is 1 SP and is of poor
quality. Spirits taste OK but are 1 GP per shot. Food is edible but again poor. The innkeep
makes no apology for the poor quality fare, saying only "Times are bad around here
stranger..."
If the party require rooms, they are given them. All prices are cheap (1GP per night) and
there are no other guests staying in town. If any questions are asked of the patrons of the
inn, refer to the 'Villager Conversation Table' at the end of this section.
On the bar are some dirty old gold coins. If these are mentioned, the Innkeeper drops
whatever he is holding, and bellows "LEAVE THOSE ALONE!" without any explanation. He
will become aggressive is the matter is pressed, and threaten to turf the party out into the
night.
Behind the bar a longsword hangs on the wall above the bottles of spirits. The Innkeeper
is an expert swordsman, and will be able to match the toughest fighter in the party. Of
course and trouble will pitch the party up against a town full of vampires, so they had
better be careful!
A trapdoor behind the bar leads to the cellar, in which there are numerous coffins and a
treasure chest containing 500 GP and a ruby sceptre worth 150 GP.
Innkeeper, MR 250
Patrons of the Inn, (2d6) MR 175 each
Irish Wolfhound Dog, MR 110
Terrance Stamp, Butcher - This small dwelling has a shop on the ground floor and living
quarters above. It is closed, but persistent knocking will attract the owner, who appears in
a bloodstained overall, high boots and a long-sleeved shirt. In his hand a cleaver drips
blood. He looks ill and as if he has not slept, and will not be happy about being called. He
has some meat on his counter inside but all look past their best. If the party go upstairs,
they will discover more tables on which meat is being prepared. He does not say which
kind it is; saying only that it is 'meat'. He will sell any of the joints for small amounts of silver.

The cellar is reached through a trapdoor and contains a coffin and several human corpses
hanging on hooks. They have had their throats cut and the blood drains into buckets below. A
butchery table displays several human corpses in various stages of butchery. Against a wall
stand 3 naked men. All are vampires and attack immediately.
Butcher, MR 150
3 vampires in the cellar, MR 150 each
His house contains a box containing 100 GP if searched.
Village Stores - This medium sized store stocks most things, which the party would need,
apart from weapons and armour. Prices are cheap. The store is closed but persistent
knocking will attract the owner, Vulros, a voluptuous dark haired woman, and a low level
magic user, to appear from the darkness and open the store, lighting lanterns to allow the
party to view her wares. The GM may wish to add some unusual items (leather bondage
gear, strange tobacco, unusual footwear etc.) to the selection to puzzle or amuse the party,
all at reasonable prices. The building is on one level, and the rear leads to living quarters.
Vulros will entice any willing male party members to come behind for 'relaxation'. If they
comply, she will take them to her bed (it is very large, surrounded by black drapes) before
attacking them and draining their blood. She locks the door to her chamber if this scenario
occurs, and the player should be led into another room to be told what happens. The GM is
encouraged to be as colourful as they dare! If the party are in a position to search the living
quarters, they will find a strongbox containing 300 GP and 500 SP. Under the bed is a mithril
dagger with a red-tinged blade. It is called 'Soulstabber' and is enchanted to score 10d6 +
12 adds damage in combat. It is ineffective against Undead (i.e. vampires, ghouls, zombies
and spirits).
Hidden (L2SR on LK to find) is a treasure chest containing a ruby ring worth 30 GP, a
silver chain worth 25 GP and 66 GP in coins.
Vulros, MR 300 + Level 1-3 spells. STR 42. CHR 32 INT 17
Mirefell Ironfist, Armourer - The armoury is run by a large man with a huge beard. His
arms are covered in tattoos. The armoury is open to the air and a small building is attached
which serve as living quarters. Mirefell has 3 large dogs (Irish Wolfhounds), which lurk
behind the forge. If slain, they rise again 3 turns later with their MR fully restored. They can
only be truly slain by magic spells or weapons.
Mirefell has several items of armour to sell at reasonable prices (Rulebook - 15%). He will
only have one full set of armour (any type), which may or may not fit a party member. He is
a surly man who talks with an air of sarcasm, as if he knows a secret. He does, of course!
The party will distrust him a little, yet his armour is of excellent quality and his prices are fair.
His living quarters contain a large coffin and the remains of old furnishings, all covered
with cobwebs. Three iron bowls of blood (for the dogs) lie on the floor. They also contain a
full suit of plate armour to fit a human of average height and weight. The metal is tinged
with red and the armour is enchanted to take 40 points of damage. The word ' Darkfell' is
emblazoned on the rear of the helm. There is no further treasure to be found here.
Mirefell, MR 310
Irish Wolfhounds, MR 110 each
Peter Morgan, Master of the Sword - This is a weapon shop, and is quite small. The living
quarters are above the shop, which is open. A thin, pale man runs the shop, and his face is a
criss-cross of scars. He speaks with great relish and enthusiasm about all his stock, and his
prices are Rulebook +10%. All of his wares however are excellent and get +2 adds to the
rulebook combat score. He keeps a large and varied selection, and there is a 45% chance
of having any rulebook standard weapon in stock, but holds no crossbows or pistols, and
very few pole weapons.

His living quarters contain a coffin and a glass cabinet in which are displayed 3 fine swords.
All are fencing weapons (similar to an epee) and are named:
Foil-me-Foe: 10+10
Guardmaster: 4d6 but will parry any attack with 5% chance of success per level of
character (max 95%)
The Stinger: This sword is always poisoned with curare and scores 6+6 in combat. The glass
case is locked (the key being held around Peter's neck on a chain) but is
easily smashed. If this is done, a Hell Demon, MR 300, attacks the party.
Peter Morgan, MR 320 (due to exceptional weapon skills. Unarmed MR is only 80)
Claire's Cakes - This is a bakery and is closed. No amount of knocking brings a response.
Within, everything is rotten and covered in cobwebs. The living quarters are in tatters and
an open trapdoor leads to a cellar in which is a closed coffin. The baker lies within...
Claire, MR 145
Grim & Grimmer, Outdoor Supplies - This caters for the traveller or adventurer, selling
such items as rope, heavy outdoor wear, walking sticks, pitons, lanterns, camping gear etc.
Anything not too out of the ordinary can be purchased here for a fair price (Rulebook -10%
for standard items). A pair of sallow- faced men run this shop, and they have little
conversation and never smile. In the back, two coffins lie closed. The rest of the room has
been cleared out. One magic item lurks in here, but the party will only discover it if they
search through the untidy shop for about half an hour. A heavy cloak with a small tag
labelling it as 'Berg's Hauser' hangs amongst the outdoor wear. It is enchanted to protect
the wearer from all cold and freezing attacks. The odd brothers will sell it for 30GP minimum
(after starting at 100GP. They will not fall below 30GP).
The Brothers Grim, MR 130 each
Dr Harper, Physician - This medium sized dwelling has curtains closed and a brass sign on
the door proclaiming the above. A bell hangs next to the door, which is locked. Ringing it
causes the physician, a tall, cadaverous man, dressed in black, to answer the door within a
minute or two. He is very pale with red lips and eyes, and bids the delvers entrance. Inside,
the surgery is very grim and cold. There is a fireplace but, like most of the dwellings in
Okhosk, it hasn't been lit for a long time. He passes the time of day with the party/delver,
enquiring about their health. After the conversation has ended, the physician leaves the
room, saying he will bring them a tonic each. Returning with a bottle of liquid, he says there
is plenty for all. The potion will cause relaxation and sleep in 3 turns. Delvers falling asleep
will be brought back to the doctor's surgery where he will feed on them. He is still respected
by the undead villagers, who will lead delvers to his surgery if they see an opportunity. In the
back room of the doctor's surgery, along with many old and frightening looking surgical
devices, stand 5 zombies.
Also in this room, hidden under a desk, is a casket containing 475 GP.
Physician, MR 220 due to great strength
Zombies x5, MR 180 each, CON MR 300
Town Hall - The largest building in town (the GM may wish to draw-up a quick floor plan of
this building prior to play) is the town hall. It has 2 floors, an attic, cellar and many rooms. It
is in a poor state of repair and many of the windows are boarded-up. Searching within, the
delvers will find one item of interest per L2SR they make. Each delver is allowed two tries at
the SR. The GM should give out minor treasures/minor magic items of his own devising here.
However, each turn spent in the ghostly town hall results in an encounter with one of the
following horrors:

1 Vampire, naked and pale, with long fangs and nails. MR 210
2 Zombie, may be dressed in old clothes, MR 200
3 Minor Demon, MR 190 but each combat round each fighter takes 1d4 CON fire
damage
4 Hell Hound. Large Irish wolfhound with glowing red eyes and venom fangs. MR 250
each
5 Villager Vampire, MR 1d6 x 10, may act as normal for a while. Refer to Conversation
Table.
6 The Mayor...
The Mayor is still dressed in his official robes. He is called Casper, and will be delighted to
see the delvers, inviting them into his personal chamber to be entertained. Once there, he
delivers the following tale of woe, over wine (although he does not drink, wine, it is indeed
very good) and food (again, it is reasonable):
The Mayor's Story

"My friends, I welcome you to the humble town of Okhosk. I am sorry you are not seeing it
at its best, but please accept my hospitality nevertheless. You see, we get very few visitors,
and we humble villagers have little or no income, but we get by, living a quiet life. We
haven't seen, er, anyone at all, for about a year! Out here on the moors, travellers are few.
Whilst you stay with us, please relax and enjoy whatever basic hospitality we can provide
for you!" If you have any problems whatsoever, please come and see me up here. I can be
found rattling around in this old house most of the time! But beware, we have had a few, er,
problems of late, with the Undead. The moors you see, they are full of 'em!"
The Mayor will talk with the delvers but give nothing away. He will get around any
difficult questions with lies. He is of course a Vampire.
If the party have encountered many vampires in the town, and are aware that all is not
quite as it should be, and return to see Casper, he will be at home, and will deliver the
following speech:
"Ah, you have returned! I see you have had a few, er, problems in the town! Please, relax,
sit back and take some wine. I will have my servants prepare you a meal, and you can rest
a while here with me."
After the delvers have 'relaxed', and possibly eaten, the Major will continue:
"You see, we are a town with little in the way of luck. Once upon a time we were a happy
people. Life was simple, but happy. We got by. But then you see the Dark Stranger came
out of the night. Since then, things have not been quite the same...."
The GM may like to have Casper explain the events of the night to them. If so, refer to the
Introduction and read the story to the players, starting at the 3rd paragraph, and missing
out the last. Eventually, Casper stands-up, and completes his tale...
"So you see, my friends, you cannot leave. I have to do what's best for my people. If you
were in my shoes, wouldn't you do the same...? Bru har har har har!"
Casper reveals himself as a Master Vampire and attacks the party. If they escape the
Town Hall, they will find a town full of vampires, zombies and devil dogs awaiting them....
Can they survive until midnight?
N.B. The Mayor carries a key, which opens an iron door somewhere in his room. Behind is
a coffer containing 2500 GP and a mayoral mace, which has a slight enchantment enabling
it to deliver 8D6 + 10 damage, yet retaining the attributes of a normal light mace.
Casper, Mayor and Master Vampire, MR 500 + vampire powers at discretion of GM.

G.M's Note - If the delvers are hungry for adventure, and you as GM wish to develop the game
a little, why not prepare a map of the Town Hall Cellars? Who knows what horrors could lurk
down there. The Dark Stranger himself perhaps guarding a gate to Hell?
Random Dwellings
The village of Okhosk has many small houses, mostly one story, in which ordinary
people once lived. Below is a table, which you can use to randomise inhabitants, or
make them up.
Roll 1D6
1 Small one-story house, all boarded-up. Contains rotting furnishings and 1d4 Vampires
MR 80.
2 As above, but the inhabitant sits staring at the wall/fire/television... MR 45.
3 A medium sized 2 story dwelling with 1D6 inhabitants. MR 60 each if they attack.
4 Small 2 story dwelling, which has been, boarded shut. It contains rats, lots of them…
5 Deserted dwelling with rotting furnishings. GM to add detail. May contain 1d4
vampires MR 50.
6 Medium sized one story dwelling with cellar. GM to ad-lib and inhabit as appropriate.
The Village Well - This has seen better days, but the rope and bucket mechanism still
works. A group of ill-looking children play near to it. If approached, they become silent,
staring at the party/delver with blank eyes. All are pale. One steps forward and says in a
hollow voice "Do you live here now?" before running away laughing, the others following,
laughing at the party.
If it is winched-up, it will be full of blood...
The Chapel - The chapel is the second largest building in town next to the Town Hall. It
has boarded-up windows and is in a state of disrepair. Within, old pews lie rotting and the
stone slab floor is cracked and wet. The building is suffering from damp and rot and is very
unwelcoming. A large altar stands at the head of the chapel (if you use religions in your
games, change this building as you see fit) and tall brass candle holders (300 weight units
each, worth 50 GP each) stand at each corner. Lying atop the altar is a broadsword. This
is a magic weapon, and is named "Soulcraver". It has the statistics of a normal broadsword,
but scores 7d6 + 30 in combat. Each time it is used to kill a creature, which the GM deems
to have a soul, 1d6 is added to its attack score, up to a maximum of 25d6 total. If the
sword reaches a tally of 25, then for every kill thereafter, +1 add is added, with no limit. A
powerful weapon!
However, the chapel is full of zombies, which appear from under the floor, the dark
recesses of the building, underneath the pews, and in the small rooms which are connected
to the main chapel area (there are 6 such rooms and all are empty apart from rotting
furniture etc.). In total there are 15 zombies, which inhabit this grim building, each with an
MR of 45.
As if this wasn't bad enough, present also in here, to appear at the GM's whim, is a wraith.
It is the spirit of the chapel preacher, turned evil by the Dark Stranger's visit. The spirit has
an MR of 400, and cannot be harmed by non-magic weapons.
All magic attacks cause damage to the Wraith. If slain, the altar explodes and cracks open
(delvers within 10' take 1d6 CON damage from flying fragments of sharp stone and fire
damage), revealing a large sack of gold within (3000 GP).

RANDOM OUTDOOR ENCOUNTERS
1. Zombie (MR 1d6 x 20) erupts from the ground and attacks.
2. Vampire appears as if from nowhere! MR 2d6 x 10.
3. Ghost appears from out of the ground and attacks with an MR of 1D6 x 30.
4. Group of Zombies (1d6 for number, MR 1d6 x 10) wander out of a building and attack!
5. Living Skeletons erupt from the earth and attack. MR 1d6 x 20 each.
6. Werewolf! Huge werewolf bounds out of the fog from the moors. MR 6d6 x 10!
If the GM wishes, he can generate full attributes for each villager the party encounter. I
haven't had time to do that, so have just issued a base MR. Feel free to alter these to
suit the level of play. The Monster Ratings can be found in amongst the building
descriptions above.
When the delvers are getting fidgety, or the GM has had enough, or the game is getting a
little stale, it is time for the villagers to advance. A floor plan of the village will be essential
here as the party try and run for cover or fight their way out of the haunted hamlet.
VILLAGER CONVERSATION TABLE
Whenever the party interact with the strange villagers, roll on the table below for their level
and subject of conversation, or of course, ad-lib as appropriate. I'm sure your skills as GM
far outweigh the possibilities outlined by these tables! Roll secretly so as not to give away
that the conversation, or what there is of it, is random. Ignore this table altogether if
appropriate.
Roll 1D20
1 Villager stands silent, maybe grinning or giggling, but offering no parley.
2 Excitedly, the villager tells the delver/s how good it is to have fresh blood in the
village....
3 The villager answers in one-word answers, and eventually wanders off.
4 - 8 The villager keeps up a conversation, although in slow speech, never giving
anything away.
9 - 10 Depressingly, the villager begins to cry, and falls to the ground, inconsolable.
11 - 12 The villager stares strangely into the eyes of the delver, saying 'Leave now...' 13
The villager stares at the party/delver, and laughs before walking away, giggling evilly.
14 - 16 A normal conversation, although a little slow and laboured.
17 The villager is over-excited, and speaks too quickly before collapsing in a heap.
18 The villager appears agitated and fidgety, and breaks away from the delvers quickly.
19 The villager repeats a bizarre phrase over and over again (GM's choice)
20 Villager attacks if delver alone, otherwise runs away into the nearest building/room.

Ending the Adventure
There will come a time in the adventure when the undead villagers cannot resist any longer,
and go a-hunting for prey. After the game has gone on for long enough, the party
will probably return to the Town Hall for help from the Mayor. Refer to the Town Hall
reference above for the events should this happen. If they escape the Vampire Mayor, it
will become a free-for-all, with the various inhabitants of the town chasing the party for
blood. They must survive until midnight, when the town vanishes into the darkness and the
fog of the night. The party will not be able to outrun them as the villagers move quicker than
the party and are not hindered by heavy armour, weapons or packs. The harsh grass of the
sodden moor will not defer them, and fleeing delvers will soon be caught as they try to
escape the horror town. If you are running out of foes for them to fight, above are some
encounters to keep them running!
If the party survive the horrors of the village for the day, it will vanish at midnight and they
will have earned a level advancement each. The game is over. Characters who are killed
during the adventure may be resurrected and played as Vampires if the GM allows it, or you
could rule that their souls are lost, and they have become one of the tragic inhabitants of
the haunted hamlet, doomed for eternity to haunt the town for one day a year, on
Halloween, searching for the blood of the living. Perhaps the adventurers could return next
year, to rescue the soul of their lost friend?
Personally, I prefer the second option... harrrraaaggghhhh!!!!
There you have it, a one session game for Halloween role-playing fun! To aid play, have
Halloween gifts (chocolates, sweets, novelties etc.) to give out each time a monster is killed
or a magic item discovered. Play creepy music throughout the game, and keep the players
on their toes as they explore the creepy town and slowly discover its secret. Play by
candlelight if possible, and keep the game moving along. And after the game is over, there
should still be time to get to the pub! Happy Halloween!
“come on, ken, it’s not exactly a fair fight now, is it?”

Magic Items for Consideration for the
Deluxe Edition of T&T
by Dan Prentice
Wispstick
The deluxe version of the bottle of light, this thin crystal rod contains a dormant wisp who
rouses once the stick is broken, providing illumination for 2 minutes. Often used by Delvers
to investigate deep, dark holes or pits before descending. Adequate force or dropping the
Wispstick at least 10’ will cause the wisp to be released. 20 Gold.
Spellblade
These cunningly enchanted weapons come in two forms: daggers and swords. Their
principle magic is to provide a focus for use by Wizards or Paragons trained in the art of
magic, while also being useable for close combat should the need arise. Wizards from the
mystic east favour curved daggers and blades, arguing that this is the best shape to
conjure magic from, while those from the cold north prefer straight blades as a conduit for
their power. Wizards may only use Spellblades that are shaped as daggers, while
Paragons may use any form of Spellblade. They act to reduce WIZ cost for spells in exactly
the way an Ordinaire Staff does.
Any dagger or sword may be prepared as a Spellblade save a Kris, and the cost of the
finished item is 50 gold, plus the usual cost of the weapon.
Spelldirk - 68 Gold
Sax Spellblade – 80 Gold
Scimitar Spellblade – 150 Gold
Spell Broadsword – 190 Gold
Gloves of Talent Mastery
These fabled gloves were created by a group of monks and mystics who sought to learn the
secrets of physical and mental perfection. Only 13 pairs of these gloves are believed to exist,
spread across the world, and the methods of crafting them are lost to the ages. Each glove
gives the wearer mastery of a Talent as though they had ascended a level, the Talent given
being specific to the glove. Gloves of Wrestling, Tailoring and Wizardry are rumoured to
exist amongst the 13 pairs. Both left and right hand gloves for each Talent exist. Left hand
Gloves grant a +2 Talent Bonus, Right hand Gloves a +4 Talent Bonus. The bonuses add if
both Gloves are found and worn. The Magic endures and requires no WIZ from the wearer.
They shape themselves to fit over the hand of any of the common kindred.
Left Handed Gloves are worth 3000 Gold, Right Handed Gloves 6000 Gold.
Vorpal Scabbard
Also known as Vaning sheathes for reasons lost to antiquity, these enchanted scabbards
cast a Vorpal Blade on the weapon they house when the blade is drawn, so long as the
wearer has the 5 WIZ to power it. 56 Gold.
Whammy Quiver
Operating on a similar principle to the Vorpal Scabbard, these enchanted containers cast a
Whammy spell on any arrow drawn from the Quiver so long as the archer has 10 WIZ to
spare. 112 Gold.

Dragon Teeth
These powerful magical artifacts conjure forth a fierce skeleton warrior to fight for the user
once sown in the ground. Each Dragon Tooth summons one skeleton with a Monster Rating
equal to the characters STR + CON who fights for them for 8 rounds, or until destroyed.
(Dem Bones Gonna Rise, Level 3). Destroying the skeleton does not destroy the tooth.
5030 Gold.
Hair Cream
Beloved of actors and spies, these pots of powerful smelling unguent are smeared upon
the face, producing a wondrous growth of facial hair (That’s A Natty Beard). Bespelled
item, 4 Gold.
Cinderella Mirror
This enchanted Mirror casts a Double Double for Charisma on anyone who gazes into it
and has the WIZ to power the spell, lasting precisely one hour. It is traditional to gaze into
the Mirror before attending a party fashionably late, then disappear before the effects wear
off. 850 Gold, more for very ornate mirrors.
Fly Me Carpet
These enchanted rugs will bear up to 4 passengers of humanoid size. Each passenger
must expend 7 WIZ for the carpet to fly with them upon it. It will then fly at running speed
for 10 minutes. Further expenditure of Wiz may extend the flying time. 350 Gold, more
for very attractive rugs.
Blood Crystals
These kremm batteries are magical crystals that can take power from a creatures dying
breath. Attached to a charged magic item, 1 Wiz point of charge may be refreshed for each
sentient creature that dies in its presence. Often applied to Magical weapons, these gems
are beloved of Necromancers and Cultists. It is believed by some that using Blood Crystals
warps the essence of the user. Blood Crystals are rare and prized by the power hungry.
1000 Gold.
Deluxe Ultimate Sword of Terror

This fabled Spellblade was forged for a powerful Paragon in days of yore. So mighty and
arrogant was the Paragon that he had the demon Kreenog bound into the blade in the
fashion of a Deluxe Staff. The blade is a Magic Vorpal Falchion that does 8d+8 in combat.
Kreenog has access to all spells up to sixth level and an intelligence of 36, but only casts
the spells when he finds it amusing. He uses the WIZ of the wielder to do so. He will allow
the user to cast other spells through the blade.
D.U.S.T. has a Blood Crystal set into the hilt which can charge its powers of Call Flame,
Omnipotent Eye and Spirit Mastery. There are currently 10 charges of each spell in the
blade, and each casting is at Level 6.
D.U.S.T. is forged of indestructible metal, and acts as a focus for casting spells. It is one of
a kind and its value is not really measured in gold but in the kingdoms that rise and fall as it
passes through them. Not one wielder of the blade has died in their bed. If a value were to
be calculated according to the enchantments upon it, a price of 17,550 Gold could be
derived.

The Elf Service
by Douglas Mitten (with Mark Thornton)
This is an excerpt from a long-running play- by-email game with Doug at the helm,
steering a course of epic adventuring for all the participants…
Not all elves live in the woods, listening to birdsong and counting petals. Some go
out into the world and get a haircut and a proper job …
job…
Alphibiades, a young elf Rogue has a backer. Lord Romal, a 350-year-old Elf has agreed
to back his dream of a Caravan Company. Why a caravan? Maybe it’s a camel thing.
Not all elves are anti-social. Some actually have friends and hang around with
‘normals
normals’…’…
Mellanaria, a Fairly Wizard, Tewdwr Schwerdtfeger, a Midgardian Dwarf Warrior and

Syraith, a Human Rogue, have agreed to work with him as full partners. There is one more
person who is a long-time part of the team, her name is Tulip, a Fairy Combat Mage who
helps Mellanaria adjust to living around non-fairies. Which quite possibly disqualifies Alph.
Don’’t think elves fly by the seat of their pants – they focus on the details and buy
Don
comprehensive insurance:
Alphibiades orders four wagons and begins looking at horses to pull the four wagons. Then
he hires four guards; three sisters; Iris, a human Paragon (Wizard-Warrior), Starlight, a
human Paragon (Combat Mage-Ranger), Peony, a human Healing Mage. The fourth guard
is a Centaur Filly named Equati and she is a Ranger. Starlight has worked as a caravan
guard with her sister Iris before and bring four experienced waggoneers that she suggests
that Alph hire for the trip. They have made the journey before and know all the various
routes quite well. As they day, the devil is in the detail…
When you look good, you reap rich rewards you have to look like you know what
you’’re doing
you …
doing…
Their first customer is Her Royal Majesty Xo Pei, youngest daughter of the Emperor of
Nomad’s Point and first wife Lord Po. It is a month and a half journey along the southern
coast of the Dragon Continent. They depart on Frogsong 3, 1321. She has purchased
three wagon loads of kiln dried lumber that will be taken to Lord Po’s compound to build
more homes for the families of his soldiers. This is what it has come to, helping the rich
extend the gap on the poor.
It’’s not only the elves who go acting high and mighty –
It
Her Royal Majesty Xo Pei travels in an enclosed sedan chair with twelve servants carrying
the sedan chair surrounded by six female Royal Guards. Her refusal to ride in a wagon
slows the caravan to half speed. She also insists on riding at the front of the caravan as the
horses stink and the dust is disgusting.

Since she is paying the bills and there are ample funds in the contract she could have
them crawl all the way and the principals would still show a profit they live with Her Royal
Highness’ wishes. Actually, this makes her rather a sitting duck come duck hunting season.
there’’s always someone out to do an honest elf down. All too often,
But there
someone bug, ugly and nasty …
nasty…
They depart Voluka on Frogsong 3,1321 and reach the Southern Plains around 5 p.m. A
good distance for the first day, after setting the wagons in quad formation for the night a
young mountain troll emerges from the forest south of the campsite. When the troll is about
80 yards from the camp he is seen and the alarm is given. The troll turns and goes as fast
as a troll can travel back towards the woods. Mellanaria quickly flies and follows the troll
into the woods. About thirty minutes later the troll joins a band of Death Head Hobgoblins.
After a frantic conversation with the troll the leader of the Hobgoblins blows a long note on
a horn. Soon two more horns some distance away reply and the leader begins to blow
short notes about a minute apart. The responses come quickly and are getting louder with
each repetition. Mellanaria quickly flies back to the camp and reports to the party. Run
away! would seem to fit the bill (to revert to the duck metaphor).
A well-educated elf is never at a loss for a solution!
Alphibiades suggests an ambush and asks Mellanaria if she had noticed any area
suitable for an ambush.
Before Mellanaria can answer Tulip says, "We just came up that path and it is open country
until you get to the forest. I know that a hard offense is better than a strong defense. But
we are not sure how they will approach us. What if they come at us from some other
direction. We have Mel's fort that we could put inside the square of wagons. We would
have the high ground, we could blast them with spells and arrows. All the personnel would
be safe, we could even keep the horses on the first floor. The fort cleans itself with magic
each time it is collapsed.
"I'm so glad Tulip keeps track of what I have in my backpack." Mellanaria looks crossly at
Alphibiades, "And I hope we can keep the people from being harmed!" Why is she cross,
you might well ask? Alph had fretted about protecting the wagons – well, they’re largely
made of wood and so more precious to an elf than flesh and blood.
Elf diplomacy – sorry seems to be the easiest word
Alphibiades looks rather nonplussed. "You are right. How awfully insensitive of me. I do
apologize."
The horns keep getting louder and louder. Then they hear a loud shout that quickly
becomes a chant, which gets louder and louder as the hobgoblins approach the camp.
Then the chant is replaced by the heavy foot falls of many foes. They see them exit the
forest on three sides of where they are camped. They are sixty yards from the camp.
Time for Alph to redeem himself with manly vigour…

aren’’t made to be intimidating
Elves just aren
Mellanaria flies above the Hobgoblins shouting, "Excellent, thanks for all showing up at
once like that. We will give you this chance to surrender before we are forced to place your
entire tribe under a dark Geas to his dark Elven gods of enforced vegetarianism and tree-
hugging!" Mellanaria points at Alphibiades and hopes he can pull off a "war face" that
doesn't cause her to drop to the ground from laughing so hard.
The leader of the Hobgoblins looks up and with his poor eye sight in such bright light
cannot see Mellanaria. He falls to his knees and raises both hands to the sky, "Oh Most
Magnificent and Powerful Deity, I do not know your name but please spare us. We will
quickly return to our tunnels and bother your servants no longer. Have mercy on us in our
stupidity and we will fast for a day in penance."
Mellanaria turns around to look at Alphibiades' "War face" to see how horrific it is to elicit
such a response.
Tulip flies over to Mel and says, "They can't see you as you are in front of the sun and
they believe you are the messenger of the god. Order them to leave immediately."
Mellanaria whispers, "Oh, well, in that case". See – looks are everything.
Grovelling is a talent too
She turns her attention back to the Hobgoblins, and yells at the top of her fairy lungs, "Yes, you
have shown proper obeisance to me, and I am pleased. You may depart and return to your meat
eating and not-tree-hugging ways. Trouble us no more lest my fickle wrath curse you to spend
your days giving pedicures to effete elven overlords!"
Mellanaria can then take it no longer and begins cackling wildly, which sounds like the
mad laughter of a demon from the outer dark...
The goblins begin to run into the forest.
Tulip is laughing so hard as she flies back to the fort that she appears to be attached to a
yo- yo. She trips as she lands and rolls around the roof laughing. And probably doesn’t
notice the swooping hawk…
It never hurts to give a nod of appreciation
Alphibiades says, "I'm glad we hired you, Mellanaria.” He likes feeding the wildlife.
…and the game goes on to this very day with Doug ever-inventively at the controls, taking an
enchanted group of travellers all over the vast expanses of his imagination.

Mysterious Monoliths
by Dean David Coulter
Monoliths are a great things to put in your game world in wilderness areas to enhance the
enchanted feel of the game. I often place dungeons under them, hidden under trapdoors and
riddles. All are very hard to access and others nearly impossible. Their strange elemental
powers vary with their shapes, compositions and origins.
History:
The origins of the monoliths are mostly unknown. Most scholars surmise that an
ancient race of powerful wizards created them. Some folk stories say that the were
created by the Gods themselves, to protect various holy artifacts and treasures.
Whatever the case, several have been found around the planet.
The Monolith Types:
The Anti-Magic Monolith: This monolith dispels all magic and miracles within one mile.
The Anti -Metal Monolith: This monolith dissolves any metal that is not enchanted or
blessed within 150 foot.
The Flora Monolith: This green stone monolith is found in the dense jungle, where it
animates the surrounding plant life.
The Fauna Monolith: Also found in the dense jungle, the Fauna monolith controls
surrounding animal life.
The Fire Monolith: This metal monolith glows red hot and has a flowing lava moat
around it.
The Ice Monolith: These monoliths create intense cold in an area of 250 feet around
them.
The Earth Monolith: Constant earthquakes are present 20 miles around these monoliths.
The Gravity Monolith: Gravity runs amok within 1 mile of this monolith.
The Storm Monolith: These metal monoliths are the shape of two large spires rising into the
sky from a base. The spires are 100 foot tall and 30 foot apart, have electricity flowing
between them and large storm clouds circling it. Anyone that gets within 250 foot of the
monolith must make a third level SR on LK or be struck by the lightning generated by it. If
the character has metal on him the SR is doubled.
The Magnetic Monoliths: The true shape of these monoliths are unknown because of all the
armor, weapons and other odd items that have been caught in their magnetic field. Some
have been known to attract normal metals and repel enchanted ones. These monoliths
seem to always have entry holes toward the top which house a monster to eat the unlucky
traveler caught in the force. This hole is also the entrance to a dungeon.
The Mental Monolith: The mental monolith distorts the perception of the mind and will
often cause madness to anyone fool enough to enter the effected area for an extended
duration of time.

Oscar's Inn
A Short Tunnels & Trolls Adventure, by Kris "Starrtrroll" Miller
Dedicated to Douglas "Trrrommm" Mitten - a great inspiration to both Trolls and

Delvers.
Synopsis:
Oscar's Inn is a fortified inn that is haunted by food related monsters and curses.
Description:
The party comes across a fortified highway inn. The front of the inn and its roof are built
with solid stone blocks, and the inn is built into the side of a solid hill. The sign hanging by
the inn's front door shows a plate of sausages and a flagon of foaming ale.
The inn's thick, reinforced -wood front door is ajar. The door slams shut after the party
enters and is locked by a permanent Lock Tight spell that can only be removed by a Knock
Knock from a Level 5+ caster.
The solid stone construction of the inn's wall would keep in all but the most determined
and well-equipped dwarven miners for several weeks. By then the PCs will need to eat
the (probably) tainted food or starve. Perhaps a way out can be found by venturing into
the inn, back into the hill...
Locations:
1. Common Room
A cramped common room with small, round tables and stools.

Recently dead corpses slump over their cold, unfinished meals. (The GM is free to
embellish what the players find when they loot the bodies.)
A musty, damp smell permeates the dirty room and even the charred logs in the fireplace
on the north wall appear damp. The chimney flue narrow, and a sturdy steel grating
prevents even a faerie from escaping in this direction.
If the party is quiet, they can hear someone in Room 2 moaning.

As the party approaches the curtain to Room 2, they hear a scurrying noise near the east
wall of Room 1. It is merely a rat scurrying for its hole near the fireplace.
2. The Kitchen
The ghost of Sal, the inn's cook, wanders the kitchen moaning "Ella." Upon seeing
Sal, the PCs must make a L2SR WIZ.
If they:
Fumble: The PC's hair turns bright white and they lose 1d6 Luck.
Fail: The PC loses 1d6 Charisma for one day (due to being shaken by the sight).
Success: No effect.

The ghost of Sal ignores the PCs unless they attack.
Sal's Ghost: MR 30 (4d6+15). The ghost can only be affected by spells or magical
weapons.
3. The Owner's Bedroom
Room 3 is a ramshackle private bedroom. The body of the owner lies in his bed.
His clothing is worth 50 gp.
Searching for a loose floor stone, or searching with a L3- SR-LK, reveals a vault under the
floor. The vault contains: 30 huge, rough onyx gems (@600 gp); The Epee of the
Shadowjack (3d+0. In darkness the epee gets x2 Combat, i.e. 6d+0).
4. Pantry
The pantry contains lots of rotted food, but the dry goods and rations seem okay.
Unfortunately, all of the food is contaminated with salmonella. (Hence the cook's warning:
Sal moans "Ella.") If the PCs eat the food, check L2-SR-CON and lose 1d6 CON until cured.
4. (B) Common Sleeping Room
In here are 4 zombies of poisoned travelers (MR 30, 4d6+15). The zombies were gnawing
on other corpses but will seek fresh food by attacking PCs that look in the door. They hiss,
"Eat Brains," and then attack.
Searching the room afterwards reveals 100 jade coins worth about 20 gp each.
5. The Poultry-Geist
The kitchen is well equipped for cooking soups: cutting blocks; sharp, shiny knives; kettles; and
a large cauldron that dominates the center of the room. On a rack the desiccated corpses of
chickens hang by their feet. (I wouldn't eat them!) The crusty remains of dried chicken soup
coats the bottom of the cauldron.
The poultry-geists attack! At first the PCs hear faint clucking. The clucking quickly becomes
louder as thrown eggs materialize in thin air to attack the PCs. Then, the kitchen's entire
collection of knives and choppers animate to attack the characters.
3x Poultry-Geists: MR 30 (4d6+15). They are only damaged by magic, and are invisible
(x1/4 CBT for non-spell attacks).
6. Long Dining Table and Benches
Three skeletons rise from the benches along the table and attack.
Skeleton: MR 15 (2d6+8). They have rusty swords but no other treasure.
7. Tracks In The Dust
Here the PCs might notice tracks in the dust and the faint smell of burning oil. If they do,
they may find the secret door, marked "S."

8. Knives Sharpened for Free
This room has a variety of tools of use to the inn. On the top of a permanent stone
workbench is a metal plate with a slot in it. In Common Tongue, writing on the plate says,
"Wilbur's Wonderful Mechanical Whetstone, patent pending."
If a PC inserts any sword or knife into the slot, have them roll a L2-SR-LK. If successful,
the blade is sharper and gains +2 combat adds; otherwise the blade is ruined (x1/2 combat
adds).
Other tools and utility knives can be found here.
9. Another Kitchen
This room is another kitchen, cleaner than the others. A few chests made of silver sit on one
of the counters. If a PC attempts to open one, have them choose a number from 1-3, and
then check the number off of the list so it can't be chosen again. The choices:
1. L2-SR-DEX or lose a hand, plus 1d6 damage, with obvious penalties for being
one handed. Thin slices of the character's hand come out the other end of the
box.
2. Extreme heat: L2-SR-DEX or take 1d6 damage from heat.
3. Cold: You can store your food in here. L1-SR-DEX to avoid 2d6 freezing
damage. This damage does NOT cause death, but the character is frozen in
place until warmed. Inside this chest is a jar of gunpowder (8d6 damage within
10' if lit).
The door to Room 11 is closed.
10. A Disused Pantry Behind a Closed Door.
An "armored man" attacks while yelling "Reese Cleaning Functions!" in Common.

MR 90 (10d6+45, Armor=5) It is attacking the "dirt" (i.e. the dirty characters).
Treasure in pantry: 400 iron utensils @ 7 gp, @ 10 weight units each.
11. Ornate, Clean Dining Room
This room is an ornately decorated, clean dining room. Several round, cloth-covered
tables and hardwood chairs stand in the room.
On one of the set tables is a single fork made of gold (50 gp, 30 weight units).
Under one of the tables is a flame haladie (4d6+8 incl. fire damage).
12. Lounge
This room is a lounge filled with spider webs and old, dusty furniture. The walls appear
damaged and crumbling. A wagon is embedded into the wall about 8' above the floor (the
ceiling is 15' high here) so that only its right half is hanging out into the air. The other half
of the wagon is somehow part of the wall (but the players won't know that just yet).

In the bed of the wagon hides a giant spider, and the remains of its last meal: a
desiccated uruk. The spider will not attack until disturbed by someone looking into the
wagon.
Giant Spider: MR 120 (13d6+60, Paralyzing Poison: each point of Spite damage also
causes Paralyzing Damage (see below), Armor=5 (chitinous shell).
Paralyzing Damage: At the end of any combat turn a character takes Paralyzing Damage, have
the character test L2SR CON. If the PC fails the roll, they are paralyzed for the number of turns
on the dice roll. Points of Paralyzing Damage may not be healed except with Too-Bad Toxin or
other anti-poison spell.
Treasure: 1) Black uruk robes (warded: no bladed weapon may hurt the wearer, but you
are dressed like a black uruk); 2) Jewels in pouch: 60 huge bloodstones @700 gp.
13. Skeleton
A skeleton is trapped in this room.

MR 30 (4d6+15, Armor=12). Treasure: flamberg and a suit of mail.
14. Backpack Lying in Hallway
Read this to the players: "There is a tattered backpack lying in the hallway between two
doors ." There is no other description. The backpack contains some moldy bread; rusty
forks; and smelly, rotten cheese.
15. The Smell of Fried Chicken
As the players approach this part of the hallway they smell the odor of burning fat.
Under the floor is a pit trap that drops the unwary into boiling oil.
Pit Trap: L2- SR-DEX or LK to avoid. If failed, fall into pit of boiling oil, taking 2d6 damage
per round.
16. Man-Eating Guard Dog
In this hallway is a starving guard dog. It is growling and hasn't been fed, so it will eat what it
can kill, and the PCs look tasty. Around its neck is a jeweled collar (70 gp) given to it by the
owner of the inn.
Man-Eating Guard Dog: MR 30 (4d6+15)

17. Worshipping The Alabaster Throne
About 100' farther down the hallway from the pit trap red light can be seen coming
from a chamber. A sickly moan drifts down the hallway.
As the PCs approach, they see six prostrate cultists worshipping a human-sized alabaster
thrown. The cultists are chanting in low, moaning voices (as if sick). They will ignore the
PCs unless attacked.
Sick Cultist: MR 30 (4d6+15).
Treasure: plain robes and brass holy symbols (@ 1 gp).
18. A Privy
A pit toilet, plain and simple.
19. Guest Private Sleeping Room
Guests who could afford private rooms would stay here. The GM can make up treasure or
assume that the guests took their valuables with them to dinner.
20. Pantry
A storeroom filled with food.
21. Stable Boy's Quarters
The half-eaten body of the stable boy lays on a straw mattress.
22. Sal's Room
This was the room for Sal, the cook to sleep in. There is a bag of 20 gp under his mattress.
23. Waitress's Room
The inn's waitress slept here. All of her possessions are missing. Only a nice bed remains.
Conclusion:
How do the PCs get out? Remember that jar of gunpowder? It should work
nicely on the front wall…

(map by Mark Thornton based on a real game run by Kris at TrollCon 2015)

The Mad Alchemist
by Dean David Coulter
Here’’s a GM adventure to go with Dean

Here Dean’’s piece on alchemists. Try it out! If you don
don’’t
have people near you to play with, start an online game – Khaghbboommm!
GM Notes
Notes:
The Mad Alchemist is a short GM adventure for 4 to 5 players with combat adds around 30
to 50. The GM should keep in mind that if the Alchemist falls, there is a chance he may
break whatever bottle he has to hand at the moment, or any the GM deems to be a fair
challenge. Also, if any pursuers get into close combat with the alchemist he will throw
potions in his defense. He has smoke screens, poison gasses and transforming potions
that he will throw at bugs, dogs, cats or even players... It is up to the GM to decide if the
alchemist has cure potions in possession and on hand.
The Giant Tentacle Monster will be too powerful for the players to defeat by themselves.
This beast’s purpose is to get the players started along the right path. It is recommended
that the players assist in the battle or leave this fight to the town militia and their siege
weapons.
The GM should not let the characters catch up too quickly. The scenario is designed to be
played right to the end area. The players should keep focused on tracking down the
fugitives and try not to take too long battling the monsters he leaves in his wake. Luckily, it
is night and the militia is at full alert, making the escape slower and more difficult. Also, the
fugitives are stopping at some points to set traps.
The scenario starts at night at either the Stale Ale Tavern or when the players are
entering the town at the main gate, where they first hear the rumor of the escape. Use
whichever you like. The final battle should occur at the docks where the alchemist will
create huge crab monsters to keep the city fleet preoccupied while they board the ship
hired for their escape.
Forward:
Valtrium the alchemist was imprisoned for 20 years in the King's Dungeon for crimes
against the State. (After the king's brother seduced his wife, the alchemist sought revenge)
His mind snapped from the incident and for the duration of his sentence his overly intelligent
mind devised extremely horrific potion recipes. With the help of a master thief, they have
escaped the dungeon and are fleeing through the city. Throughout their flight the alchemist
is using his diabolical potions to transform townsfolk and animals into giant monstrous
apparitions that attack the city (the big one being a giant tentacled beast right in the center
of town). When tracked down he will lead a dangerous chase through town and try to
escape to a ship on the docks.
Area 1 - The South Gate:

As the players come into town it is late and getting dark. The town guard stop them to ask if
they have seen anything suspicious and describe the alchemist and the master thief. The
guards then explain that there is a 2000 GP reward for aid in the capture of the two fugitives.
Suddenly there is a loud scream from within the town. As the players look into the city they
see a large plume of dust and several gigantic tentacles waving and crashing over the
rooftops.

Area 2 - The Stale Ale Tavern:
The players are sitting at the tavern at sundown. The barmaid asks if they have heard the
news about the escape and describes the alchemist and the master thief and tells them of
the 2000 GP reward for aid in the capture of the two fugitives. Suddenly there is a loud
scream from outside. When the players run out to investigate they see a large plume of
dust and a gigantic tentacled beast looming over the rooftops.
Area 3 - The Alchemist's Old Shop:

The first place the alchemist heads for is his old shop to recover his secret stash of
diabolical potions. His former apprentice now resides there and tries to intervene, but being
outnumbered by the alchemist and the master thief it is to no avail. Soon there is a huge
commotion as the old shop is demolished and a huge tentacled beast appears: The
alchemist has used one of the potions on his former apprentice, turning him into a huge
mindless abomination. Giant Tentacle Beast, MR 1000.
While the city guard roll in siege weapons to battle the monster, the alchemist and the thief
will try to make their way to the docks. One of the players will need to make a 2nd Level SR
to notice a trapdoor in the rubble of the shop floor which is the entrance to an escape tunnel,
then a 1st level SR to get through to it without the beast slapping them with a tentacle. (This
is accidental being that the beast is preoccupied by the city guard and doesn't have to be
fatal.) If none of the players makes the SR to find the secret passage, an unlucky soldier
steps onto the secret doors and falls into the entryway of the tunnel.
Area 4 - The Secret Tunnel:

The fugitives have made their escape through the secret underground passage which
leads to the city sewers (area 5). The hand dug tunnel smells faintly of sewage and death.
When the players try to follow, each must make a 3rd Level SR or set off the tripwire trap,
which will shoot 6 spikes doing 3d6 + 1 each to anyone hit.
Area 5 - The City Sewers:

The secret tunnel lets out into the city sewers. The rough hewn stones of the sewer are
covered with slime and the smell of sewage is almost overwhelming.
If the players are using torches, they must make a 1st level SR or set off the
methane gas cloud within, causing 2d6 damage to the whole party.
With any light source the players should be able to see a variety of tracks, including some
fresh new ones created by the fleeing pair. Here the alchemist has used another of his potions
to create 2 giant monster rats, MR 50 each, to slow down any pursuers.
Area 6 - The Waterway:

The sewer tunnel lets out onto the bank of the city’s waterway which flows toward the bay.
The players can easily pick up the tracks of the fugitives fleeing along the riverbank
downstream.
With a 1st level SR the players will notice that the fresh tracks lead through a hole in a 12
foot brick fence and into an alleyway on the other side. Another trap has been set here for
the first person that crawls through the hole. On a 3rd level SR the player will notice the
wire, otherwise the wall will collapse on the player doing 6d6 of damage.
Area 7 - The Back Alley:

As the alchemist went through this area he used potions on 2 alley cats... 6 legged monster
cats, 76 MR each (8 dice + 38 adds each) armor: 6 each. Their claws are also poisonous
requiring a 3rd level SR on CON to avoid r any character wounded by them contracting an
infection. The infection will block all wound healing until it is cured. At this point the fugitives
headed through the back door of a church, a 3rd level SR is needed for the players to
successfully track them.

Area 8 - The Church:
Upon confrontation, the alchemist used a potion on the priest making him into a werewolf.
As soon as anyone enters the church the priest may turn – roll a d6, if a 1 or a 2 is rolled he
will transform and attack, otherwise he will warn the players to hurry and get away from him.
As a werewolf he can only be harmed by silver or magical weapons. After each regular
turn (but not during combat) the monster’s CON repairs itself by the same number of hits
as the monster’s luck, but will not repair itself beyond the original rating. Werewolf – MR
100 (11d6 + 50). Each combat turn the players in close combat must make a 2nd level SR
on luck or be bitten and infected.
Area 9 - Front Street:

The alchemist and the master thief have set up tripwires with exploding potions here to
collapse the abandoned building to the North so that it will fall on any pursuers. A 3rd level
SR on LK must be made by the players to discover the trip lines in time. If the first SR is
missed the building topples. Another 3rd level SR must be made on DEX to avoid the
falling debris which will do 5d6 damage.
Area 10 - The Warehouses:

As the fugitives zigzagged through this area the alchemist used a mutating potion on a crow.
Giant two headed tentacled crow 200 MR (21 dice + 100 adds) Armour worth 12 points.
Area 11 - The Harbor Gates:

Here the Thieves Guild has set up an ambush! The thieves have taken over the harbor gate
towers, trying to pick off any pursuers with arrows to assist the escape. There are 16 thieves
each with a MR of 50 and 10 city guardsmen with 50 MR each also. Here the players can
either join the missile fray, try to sneak up on some of the thieves or to sneak past them. A
3rd level SR on LK is needed for the latter two.
Area 12 - The Shipyard Docks:

There are several ships anchored in the harbor. The players will see two royal fleet ships
with cannons at the ready anchored here to ward off any water escape. A 3rd level SR is
needed to recognize the escape ship awaiting in the docks. The alchemist will use smoke
potions for cover and then throw a monster potion at the crabs and rats on the surf. 3 crabs,
natural armor of 60, 350 MR each (36 dice + 175 adds) Two crabs will attack the fleet ships,
which will start firing cannon at them, the other will attack any pursuers.
At this point three things can happen, the players may capture the two fugitives, the escape
ship could be sunk by a surviving fleet ship or a giant crab, or the fugitives could escape.
This of course comes down to who's rolls are luckiest!
*Reward and aftermath

aftermath:
If the alchemist is captured alive he will of course swear revenge on the interfering players.
And, as promised, if the players survive the adventure and the culprits are captured they
each get a 2000 gold reward after meeting with the town's Governor.

NPC Information:
Valtrium the Alchemist
Level 16 Human Alchemist
STR: 29 INT: 63 LK: 25 CON: 160

DEX: 38 CHR: 20 SPD: 20 WIZ: 19
Adds: 64 Missile Adds: 90
Graxon the Master Thief
Level 5 Human Rogue
STR: 36 INT: 10 LK: 18 CON: 37

DEX: 25 CHR: 26 SPD: 30 WIZ: 52
Adds: 63 Missile Adds: 76
(The GM can decide on spells and possessions.)
“One potion too many” (no delvers were hurt in the making of these potions)

An Interview by Mark Thornton with
David Reid, the CEO of MetaArcade that
took place via Skype
on October 1st 2017
by Mark Thornton (with Sid Orpin)
MT
MT: What does MetaArcade have in store for the game in 2018?
DR
DR: The biggest thing is what I’ll call a ‘hardening’ of the product. The game is working.
People are playing it, enjoying it. We are seeing thousands of people play and spend
money. That’s good but there is some technical work that needs to be done if we are going
to go to a big push. I want to make sure that the product is performing on all the levels it’s
supposed to. As an example, there are a couple of glitches in the product where sometimes
people pause the adventure, come back a few days later and restart it and something has
gone wrong. Nothing catastrophic, things are working pretty well, but those are the kind of
things we want to do prior to doing a bigger publicity push. And so the thinking is that we
finish that out in quarter four of this year and then in quarter one; and it may time very nicely
with the next TrollsZine issue, we’ll do a much bigger publicity push around this and we’ll
get a lot more people into the game.
Part of what we do with that comes back to this idea of the adventure career, which is really
the part that I get most excited about. We could go in a bunch of different directions on this
but the main thing to let people know is that we intend to start what we call a “friends and
family” with the adventure creator before the end of the year. And then in quarter one, our
goal would be to have the first adventures that people have started making outside of
MetaArcade or the Fellowship of the Troll. Having some of these community fans making
their first adventures and publishing them out, so now when you get the app you can see the
adventures from these other people being made, that’s a big part of 2018… But there is a lot
more that the T&T community has made, so we want to get the people that have been
making these things, get them to a place where they can start making their own adventures
as well. The real vision here is that ultimately everybody who at some level, even if it’s not
T&T, if you’re a D&D player or whatever you should be able to make an adventure in the
adventure creator and put it out there for everyone to play. That’s the biggest part of 2018!
MT
MT: That’s what excites me because I got into writing solos, in particular, a while ago and
I’ve published a lot by now and for me the idea of being able to get them into that app form
is very exciting and I know that’s true for a lot of other people as well.
DR
DR: The thing to remember is that the goal, at some level, isn't just to make something that
all the Tunnels and Trolls fans love, it’s to make something that every RPG player loves.
And that will be good for Tunnels and Trolls and what will happen is that right now we’ve
got a lot of people who downloaded the game who have never played Tunnels and Trolls
before, don’t know who Ken St. Andre or Rick Loomis or Liz Danforth are. They are just
RPG gamers on an Apple or Android device and they’re downloading the game and playing
it. So what always struck me about T&T and like you

I have been playing it my whole life, there are a lot of those solo adventures and I’m
thinking about Naked Doom, DED, Arena of Khazan, Overkill, City of Terrors, these
excellent, iconic fantasy adventures and there is a whole new generation of people who
have never played them. We played them, a lot of people our age played them years ago
on pen and paper and that was part of why publishing Naked Doom was so exciting
because my kids would never have played it if it didn’t come out in some kind of app form.
Ultimately, having the adventure creator as a product that you download from the App
Store so that you could make adventures and not just play them will mean when you do
make one and it publishes out, every time somebody plays it, whether they are purchasing
it or watching ads, you, as the writer, will get a big piece of the revenue. That’s the exciting
part of letting people create content.
MT
MT: What are your favorite solos to play?
DR
DR: Wow! Without a doubt, number one is Naked Doom. It's fun because when I started
down the road with the Fellowship and started to talk about what it was we’re going to do, my
first call, of course, was with Rick as the publisher. A mutual colleague in the industry
connected us. We had a phone call and then I took a flight down to Arizona to meet with
them all and it was a real delight because that first meeting I thought I was just meeting Rick
and we would get a piece of pizza and then go to another place but Liz and Steve and Ken
all showed up and that was quite a blast for me. Here they all are. This is a lot of fun. And we
started talking about what should be the first adventure that we put into the app and, of
course my head went very quickly to Buffalo Castle because it’s the first solo that was ever
made for any game and its how a lot of us started in T&T. Ken said he had an idea for me
because they had had the Kickstarter and in that everyone had been able to get deluxe
Buffalo Castle, he said what about Naked Doom, which has been out of print for a really long
time. I thought I really love this idea. I love Naked Doom and in candor, as a kid playing it
through all those years, I never survived. Never, not once because it was so, you know,
when I started to figure out some of the parts and things but it wasn’t until we put it in the app
that I quickly figured this is the way to do it. This is how you survive this thing. And so it’s
been interesting for me because even when deluxe Naked Doom and deluxe T&T came out
and they made a map of Naked Doom and it’s just amazing to me that this iconic fantasy
adventure that I played so many times in the past and seemed so massive and unbeatable to
me, all fit on this neat piece of paper. So, without doubt Naked Doom is number one in my
heart. Beyond that, I’m also a very big fan of Michael Stackpole’s City of Terrors and Overkill.
I loved City of Terrors; it’s just such a big adventure; some 20 different adventures in it and
the way you wander through the city and how the adventures are all connected a little bit. I’m
a big fan of Arena of Khazan, I’m a big fan of Toughest Dungeon in the World. Both of those,
like DED, had this interesting mechanic that no one had ever really done before.
MT
MT: Well, you’ve reeled off my favorites anyway.
DR
DR: I've got to give you another one now that I'm thinking about it. I'm a big fan of Goblin
Lake. It was the first adventure that I ever came across; I have my original pocket sized, I’ve
got the deluxe one too, of course. It is the first adventure where I remember playing a
monster. Wow, like I’m a goblin! This is kind of cool. That’s another one that we really want
to work on. And in order to do that and to do it well, we’ve got to put the illkin in the game
and this will happen in 2018.

MT
MT: Fantastic. Well you've answered one of the other questions I remember because
someone said when are we going to see leprechauns, fairies or illkin? So, you’ve answered
that one.
DR
DR: This is what's interesting, adding illkin, adding orcs and goblins and trolls, that's pretty
easy because we already have the mechanic for dwarves and elves and what not where they
have different multipliers on their attributes. Putting goblins and orcs and stuff in there it’s
pretty easy to do. Fairies and leprechauns you’ve got to deal with a bit of magic there; fairies
can fly, leprechauns can teleport and that’s more complicated. These things will be added in
time and so as we harden the foundation of what we’ve got, then it’s easier to add illkin.
Adding fairies and leprechauns is pretty closely tied with magic and rogues and wizards
because all that needs to be considered.
MT
MT: If you want to throw a medusa in, you’ve got to do a bit of extra work to deal with
petrification.
DR
DR: Monsters right now in the app, they have different art, they have different audio but
once you get past art and audio, in the app as it is right now, the monsters they have CON,
they have dice and adds, they have hits of armor, maybe, but they don’t have those special
things that make them all different. The giant cockroach in Naked Doom doesn’t kill you if
you take damage but don’t finish him off; it’s that kind of stuff. That’s another big part of
what has to happen in 2018, allowing the monsters and the kindred with their special
abilities to have those in the game.
Well, I'd like to tell you Mark; one of the things about the uploading of adventures and the
adventure creator, one thing to maybe let people know. When we start this, we are using the
adventure creator right now as our internal tool and the way we use it is individuals in the
office type in the narrative and when it’s time to pick art and audio they browse the archives
we have. So, you pick an image having looked through all these images and that’s the
image that is going to show up in your adventure. Similar for audio but different because for
every room: we call these things frames. Every frame you’re going to see in the adventure is
a piece of art, a piece of narrative, some choices; sometimes the choice is just to continue,
and you have the ability to put up to 3 elements of audio: A music track that gives you mood
and setting, things like that. You have ambient, which is the environment you are in. So, the
Tavern of Buffalo Castle has a tavern ambience; if you’re in Golden Dust, Red Death and
you’re in the waterways of Gul, you hear the water going by, that sort of thing. Then a sound
effect for a particular event like in Seven Ayes when somebody breaks a beer bottle over
your head, we have a beer bottle smashing or the arrows firing at you in the beginning of
Naked Doom. So, that’s the core thing right now of write your narrative add your choices,
pick your monsters and treasure, browse art, listen to audio and attack.
The first step of making this something that other people can create is with the narrative, so
we’re going to have a library of images, many of which come from the Flying Buffalo archive
over the years. We have just gotten an agreement with Rick and Liz and others to license
the City Book art, so you’re going to start seeing that in the game as well. So, the first
people to make adventures will be looking through that archive of art and listening to the
archive of audio we have but what we really want to be able to do is let people upload their
own art and audio as well. Maybe you’re not a story teller but you are an artist and you
would have the opportunity now to upload your art into the platform and every time
someone uses your art in their adventure and that adventure generates revenue, number
one you’re going to get mentioned in the credits

because your art is in that adventure and number two, you’re going to get a slice of that
revenue. Now that’s not going to be the first step but that is something I think we’ll have
done in 2018.
MT: That’s fantastic! My nephew, he is an artist, and I can just imagine how he would love to
get his art out that way. So, it’s not just for the writers. That’s another phenomenal feature.
Transcribed by Sid Orpin
Note from Sid: These are my edited highlights but my opinion is that the whole thing
is worth hearing from beginning to end
Note from Mark: Just email me at [email protected] and I’ll send you the file
or a link so you can access it.
Come on! Get those thumbs moving – there are monsters to mash!

THE DEPTHS OF KERAK-BAN
BY GIANMATTEO TONCI
WITH ART BY DAVID ULLERY
DEDICATION: FOR MY FATHER
Foreword
The Depths of Kerak-Ban was originally written some years ago with 5th Edition Tunnels & TrollsTM rules in mind,
but the whole GM adventure has been updated to the standards of later editions, either 7th Edition, 7.5 Edition Box
Set or Deluxe Tunnels & Trolls. However, all the info needed to run the adventure is contained in the text. The
adventure you are reading is the only final, complete and revised version of the Depths and it is heavily reworked
and updated from earlier versions. It is more balanced and defined, has more levels, rooms, monsters and
treasures, and it is definitely better than the previous drafts.
It is designed for a group of delvers, but because of the quest's background, it will work best if at least one of them
is a dwarf. It was intended for use with low- to high-level characters, depending on how deep the delvers will
explore the dungeon, but the GM can alter the difficulty level of SRs and of enemies' MRs to make it more playable
for characters of any level. (See “Balancing Encounters” section.)
The 12 levels should prove sufficient to occupy many months of explorations. The delver can investigate a level,
return to surface, make some other adventures to gain more experience and then come back to scout the lower
levels. A delver brave, determinate, skilled, and lucky enough to survive the Depths will certainly accumulate a lot
of Adventure Points and many wondrous items of power, and players (and GM too) will hopefully remember
forever their expeditions to the long-lost underground tunnels of the Black Dwarves.
I have to thank Mari E. Volmar, without whose assiduous and patient work of review and constant encouragement,
this adventure would never have been completed. I also want to express gratitude to Trollzine magazine for the
opportunity of making this material available to all fellow Trolls out there.
Feel free to change, expand, and/or adjust this adventure as you wish to fit it to your group's style, and have FUN
while playing it!
You can visit my webpage at www.chimerae.it. I welcome your comments, criticisms, and suggestions at
[email protected].
Background of the Depths of Kerak-Ban
Nearly eight centuries ago, after a long war that lasted almost 80 years, the evil Black Dwarves of the Ban Clan—
known among the “common” dwarves as the Renegades—were finally driven away from their cousins’ land,
banished for their evil behavior and their worship of cruel dark gods to whom many human sacrifices had been
offered. The bloody war ended with the Renegades' escape. They vanished in the high mountain passes, and were
all eventually believed dead, killed by the harsh mountain winter and by the cruel beasts of the wild lands. But . . .
things are not always as they seem.
Eventually, the strong and vigorous Renegades chanced upon a natural underground complex in which they found
refuge. They made their new home there, and thus began a new life, creating a recluse, secretive and rather
unusual dwarven society that they named Kerak-Ban—which means Ban Stronghold in Dwarvish.
The Blind Goddess of Luck was on their side, and they soon found in their new haven a rich vein of pure gold ore
and many small amounts of gems. With their new resources, they gained importance in the region, and by trading
with nearby villages and merchants, in less than a decade they prospered and thrived again.
It wasn't long before their dark cults were fully resumed. By then, the Renegades were powerful enough to embark
on several raids against small nearby hamlets and the merchant caravans that traveled through the mountains.
They slaughtered many goblins, uruks, ogres and trolls, and subjugated and enslaved many others,
forcing them to dig deeper into the mountains’ heart to extract for them precious ores and gems. As a result,
Kerak-Ban's population grew rapidly, and many levels were dug under the original to accommodate all its new
inhabitants and to search for new veins of ore to mine. In this manner—terrorising the lands around their
stronghold, raiding poor settlements, and killing, enslaving and sacrificing thousands of their enemies—the Black
Dwarves flourished for roughly five centuries.
Then one day, a Renegade raiding party captured a caravan, returning to Kerak-Ban with many barrels of strong
southern ale that were distributed amongst the various clans. Unluckily for them, a strong toxin—capable of killing
a human or even a dwarf in a couple of days—had been mixed into the beer as it was brewed. In fact, the barrels
had been intended for the soldiers of a local ruler, sent as a “gift” from a disgraced noble who was trying to poison
his neighboring troops because of a personal feud. The destiny of this noble traitor is not known, what is known
instead is that his ambitious plan set in motion the fall of the mighty Black Dwarves.
In the days to follow, nearly all the Ban Dwarves who drank of the poisoned beer were dying in a truly horrible
manner, their lungs filling with mortal spores and foul liquids. Priests and healers were unable to keep the sickness
from spreading, and it is believed that about 90% of those afflicted died within 10 days of becoming ill. The very
few survivors retired to the deepest levels of Kerak-Ban, barring all access to the surface. The once-mighty
stronghold of the Renegades thus declined and crumbled.

In the following centuries, uruks, trolls, goblins, and many other creatures of the mountains found ways to
penetrate the abandoned complex, invading its underground halls and repopulating many of its levels. The Depths
of Kerak-Ban became a well-known dungeon for many miles around, and plenty of adventurers set out to explore
its dark tunnels. Most only found a tragic death, and those that lived seldom found any treasure, instead, with a
tinge of madness, they told frightening stories about the inhabitants of the Depths of Kerak-Ban. Still, many believe
that magnificent treasures and piles of pure gold nuggets are hidden in the complex's secret passages, and they
are ready to risk everything, including their lives, to find the ancient riches of the Black Dwarves.
Game Master Information
General Instructions: Any party of adventurers that dares enter Kerak-Ban's Depths had better be numerous. A
recommendation to the GM is to run this adventure for at least 4 characters, with at least 1 or 2 spell casters.
Regarding their level, it’s all matter of how deep they intend to venture into the Depths. The first levels of the
dungeons are suitable even for 1st or low level characters, but lower levels are really dangerous and only
experienced adventurers should enter them, ready to risk all their possession, their lives and maybe even
something more... All races will be equally challenged during the game, including even ogres, trolls, Ggoblins and
the like—as there are no narrow areas or low ceilings in the complex, anything under 9 or 10 ft can walk through it
without too much trouble.
Abbreviations: nD6: the result of rolling n six-sided die; SR: Saving Roll; AP: Adventure Points; LK: Luck; INT:
Intelligence; CHR: Charisma; CON: Constitution; STR: Strength; DEX: Dexterity; SPD: Speed; WIZ: Wizardry; GM
Game Master; GP: gold pieces; SP: silver pieces; CP: copper pieces; HPT: Hit Point Total or Combat Total; MR:
Monster Rating; WU: weight units.
Adventure Points: These points are awarded by the GM during the course of the character’s adventures. AP are
given out for good roleplaying, puzzle-solving, endurance in play, fighting or slaying foes, casting magic, and for
attempting Saving Rolls.
Saving Rolls: When characters do something that entails a risk of failure GM should ask them to make a SR on an
attribute at an appropriate level. Usually, the attribute is LK. A player should roll 2D6, then add the relevant
attribute to compare his or her total to the target number for that level (see table below). If the total is greater
than or equal to the target, the character succeeds.
Level SR Goal
1 20
2 25
3 30
4 35
5 40
Players keep rolling 2D6 whenever they roll doubles (DARO). However, a roll of 3 (i.e. a 1 and a 2) on the SR is a
fumble (automatic failure). Note that AP are awarded whether or not the SR succeeds. Whenever a L0 Saving Roll
is requested, any result other than a fumble is considered a success.
Spite Damage: The default form of special damage is Spite Damage, dealing 1 additional point of damage for every
6 rolled during combat. However, alternate forms of special damage can come into play, and they will be identified
in the text where appropriate. Each form of special damage is triggered by the number of 6s rolled in combat.
Special damage could cause a specific spell to be cast, or a unique situation to occur. All spells are assumed cast at
the lowest level, and cost the creature no kremm to invoke. As with Spite Damage, all special damage is dealt
directly to the target’s CON (or MR) despite armour protection.
Thrown Weapons: A character can throw/fire a weapon at a foe before the first combat turn without it affecting
their ability to participate in melee combat for that first turn. At the GM's discretion, it is fine to use ranged
weapons even during battle, but only when that character is not engaged in melee combat.
Weapons: A player may buy extra weapons and supplies before the start of this adventure, but it is assumed he or
she already has these goods. As long as characters don’t use a shield and satisfy the STR and DEX requirements,
they can wield two weapons at the same time for melee combat, getting a combat potential equal to the sum of
dice + extras for both hands. For example, a character using a Broadsword [3D6+4; STR Required: 15; DEX Required:
10] in one hand and a Woodman’s Axe [3D6; STR Required: 10; DEX Required: 9] in the other needs a minimum STR
of 15 + 10 = 25 and DEX of 10 + 9 = 19, and gets a total of 3 + 3 = 6 dice and 4 + 0 = 4 Adds. Obviously enough, a
weapon that already requires two hands to be brandished cannot be used in this manner.
Magic: In this dungeon, all spells cast by creatures are cast at their lowest level, and cost them no WIZ to invoke
unless otherwise stated. Keep in mind that with only 1 WIZ regenerated per 10 minutes of rest, and with no
automatic regeneration of CON, a party of delvers will need wizards or magic items to heal between battles.
Immunity to non-magical attacks: During the adventure, delvers will fight some monsters that can be damaged
only by magical attacks. Usually these creatures can be harmed only by damage inflicted from magical sources –
weapons and other permanently enchanted items, spells and, ordinary weapons temporarily imbued with magical

capabilities from the effects of spells created with that specific purpose, as Vorpal Blade or Whammy. All other
attacks do not damage the monster at all.
Dungeon Features: These details apply to all levels of the Depths, unless otherwise stated in the text. Exquisite
dwarven ability has carved from the rock all the corridors and rooms, many of which have 10-ft-high ceilings.
Perfectly even floors, all carved in a pattern that resembles a mosaic of small squared stones, are littered with
waste, dirt and other filth. Roofs and walls are often decorated with strange and bloody motives that decidedly
mark the former inhabitants of the complex as both evil and twisted. On the map, each square equals 5 ft.
Doors: Doors are made of stone or heavy wood, reinforced with iron stripes. Those marked in black on the map
are locked—magically, physically, or both. A successful L3-SR on STR will open a locked door by breaking it and a
L2-SR on DEX by picking its padlock; however, magically closed doors cannot be opened this way. Special
instructions on opening doors are included in the room's description where appropriate. Locked or barred doors
can withstand 100 points of damage before breaking. A Knock-Knock spell will open all locked doors.
Secret Doors: All secret doors and passages are marked on the map with an S. They were all sculpted by master
dwarven craftsmen, so they are perfectly disguised in the walls and hard to detect. Characters actively searching
for a secret door require a L2-SR on LK to find it; otherwise, a L3-SR on LK is required. A failed SR reveals nothing.
Traps: All traps can be detected by making a L2-SR on LK while searching for them. A L2-SR on DEX is required to
disarm a trap, but a failed SR will spring it. Some magical traps cannot be disarmed this way and some cannot be
disarmed at all, but this will be noted in the text where appropriate.
Wandering Monsters (WM): There are some WM into the Depths. Each level has a different WM table and you will
find specific info in the description of every single level.
Balancing Encounters: From a game perspective, the Monster Ratings here are designed with a 4-person delving
team in mind. If your players have assembled a smaller crew, you may want to adjust the MR for monsters they
encounter. If you have 3 players, multiply the MR by ¾. If you have 2 players, multiply it by 1/2, and for one player,
multiply it by 1/4.
Similarly, if you have larger groups, you can increase the MR appropriately. For 5 players, multiply by 5/4. For 6
players, multiply by 3/2, and so on.
LEVEL ONE
About This Level
Dungeon Features: This is the complex's entrance level. To enter it, delvers must go through an ancient cave in a
high mountain pass and take a short walk to the point marked as IN on the map. The level's only exit is the ramp of
stone steps going down to the next level, marked as L2 on the map.
Wandering Monsters (WM): There are few WM on this level. The GM has to check for them every 6 full hours the
delvers spend in the caverns, or when and if delvers do something to attract them—e.g., yell, make noise, bash
doors, and so on. Roll 1D6; on a roll of 1, an encounter will take place. To determine (randomly or on 1D6) the WM
encountered by the delvers, the GM can use the table below or create his or her own—whichever feels better for
his or her game sessions. A recommendation for the GM is to avoid using the same WM when an unused one can
be picked instead.
Roll WM Description
1 Dire Rat Swarm MR of 35. Will flee if attacked with fire.
MR of 40. Non-magical attacks do not harm it. Special Damage: 2/Cloud
2 Small Dust Demon
O’Dust centered on itself (it is immune to the effects of the cloud).
MR of 30 each. 1 to 6 uruks each armed with rusted weapons, wearing a
3 Uruk Patrol
battered Leather Jerkin (1 hit), and carrying 3 to 18 GP.
MR of 30. Regenerates 3 hits per combat round if not inflicted by magic or
4 Baby Troll
magical weapons. Has natural skin armour (3 hits), and carries 2 to 12 GP.
MR of 12 each. 2 to 12 bloodthirsty Ggoblins, each armed with small sharp
5 Goblin Pack weapons and Light Bows (3D6; Range: 70 yards), wearing a battered Leather
Jerkin (1 hit), and carrying 1 to 6 GP and 2 to12 SP.
MR of 50. Regenerates 5 hits per combat round. Has natural skin armour (5
6 Senior Troll
hits), and carries 10 to 60 GP.
Cloud O’ Dust [Combat]

Level: 1
WIZ Cost: 4
Range: 20 ft.
Duration: 1 turn
Description: This spell raises a 10-foot-wide cloud of dust that reduces visibility by half and causes all those within
range to cough and choke. Those affected must make a L2-SR on CON or lose half their effective STR for 1 full turn.
Power Up? No.

THE DUNGEON
Room 1
This big room once served as Kerak-Ban's antechamber. Now, a small group of ferocious goblin bandits who call
themselves the Slaughterers inhabits it. This nefarious gang of crooks includes:
• Rottenteeth the Magnificent, the gang's leader. MR of 45; Chain mail armour (11 hits).
• Rufus Greenwarts. MR of 35; Leather armour (6 hits).
• Grugno Snoutface. MR of 30; Quilted cotton armour (3 hits).
• Bruto Hardhead. MR of 30; Quilted cotton armour (3 hits).
The goblins use this room as their hideout, and store their booty in it. The room's old furniture is overcome with
dirt, straw beds, barrels and an odd assortment of the brigands' stolen “treasures.” Scattered in foul places
throughout the room are 80 GP and a few gems worth a total of 960 GP.
All the goblins speak Goblin, and pidgin Urukish and Common. They know very little about the rest of the complex
see map)
as they rarely venture into it, but they do know about the pit trap in the northeast corner of the room (see
and will try to use it to their advantage. A delver who steps on the trap will fall into a 9-ft-deep pit,
taking 3-18 damage (no armour protection). A L1-SR on DEX is required to climb out of the pit—for heavily
encumbered delvers or for those wearing cumbersome armour, the GM may raise the SR's difficulty to L2.
A magically locked door in the room's northern wall is barred by a rather simple 2nd-level enchantment. It can only
be opened with magic.
Room 2
This is a rather plain room, inhabited by a grotesque Giant Rat with a MR of 28. The rat is approximately the size of
a pony, and lives surrounded by his own excrements and the bony remains of his victims. If cornered or attacked
with fire, it will try to escape, and will flee using one of the many giant-sized rat holes in the walls and floor.
There is no treasure here.
Room 3
Access to this room can only be gained through the secret door in its eastern wall or by opening its locked doors.
The room was this level's armoury of the Renegades’ militia; it is now empty, except for an old, forgotten brass
casket that is hidden under a mobile stone on the floor (L1-SR on LK to find it) and contains 1,800 SP.
A group of 8 spiteful and wicked kobolds, each with a MR of 20 and a bunch of special powers to use against
intruders, dwells here.

Kobolds are minor earth imps about 1 ft 6 inches tall and humanoid in appearance. They have brown skin, long
flexible ears, and glow-in-the-dark red eyes that allow them to see in the darkness. They can move on two or four
feet, walking erect like humans or running like rats, and can cast a Medusa spell against an opponent every full
turn—delvers cannot know about this, but luckily, its effect will only last until the next sunrise.
Since they have the remarkable ability to pass through solid rock (once per hour through a layer of up to 3 ft of
solid rock and stone), they do not need to use the room's doors to enter it—to keep intruders out of their abode,
they keep the old doors barred instead.
Room 4
Once a fortified treasury, this secret room was emptied by the Black Dwarves before they left the dungeon. Three
dwarven guards voluntarily remained in it, practically burying themselves alive in the room. After their deaths,
they transformed into living skeletons bound to the room for eternity, and are now on permanent duty to kill all
who dare enter it. Normally, they sit motionless on three chairs around a wooden table, but as soon as anyone
enters the room, they become animated and attack. They will fight to the death and will follow intruders
everywhere—even outside the dungeon!
Each skeleton has a CON of 25 and is armed with a two-handed, two-bladed axe (6D6+2, and +20 Combat Adds).
Their skeletal heads are concealed by full Helms sculpted to resemble a rampaging griffon, and full heavy plate
armour (20 hits) of dwarven manufacture protects their bodies. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and
venoms, and since they cause fear in their opponents, delvers' Combat Adds must be halved when fighting them.
Although spells and bludgeoning weapons inflict normal damage, thrusting weapons inflict only 1 damage point,
and slashing weapons inflict only half damage even if magical. If defeated, the skeletons' weapons and armours
will instantly dissolve into rust.
On the floor near the skeletons' table, on which rests an unlit lantern, is an overturned brass brazier. An old divan
once used as a rudimentary bed is positioned near the northern wall of the room, and at the opposite wall, near an
enormous iron cage, sits a pile of old sacks, all marked with the Ban Clan's ancient sign. The sacks are now empty,
but were once used to store coins and other valuables inside the closed cage. Buried under the pile of empty sacks
is the only treasure in the room: a bag of 500 GP.
Room 5
Obviously, this room was once a storeroom and workshop used by the Renegades to make and repair wooden
furniture. It is now abandoned, and has not been used in a long time: a thick layer of dust covers the entire room.
Many old rusted tools, broken chairs and tables, unfinished barrels and other similar equipment fill the room. An
old cupboard in its northwest corner is filled with paintings that were once used to decorate furniture.
There are some tools to use in combat: chisel (2D6), hammer (1D6), saw (1D6) and wooden club (2D6).
Room 6
Both doors giving access to this room are painted in black paint, decorated with small golden skulls. The doors are
unlocked and not trapped, and will open quite easily, but with a terrific screech as if they weren’t been opened
from a very long time.
The entire chamber is a trap, resembling an ancient chapel devoted to one of the grim deities worshipped by the
Black Dwarves (the true chapel on this level is found in Room 9). Along the north wall there is a grotesque statue,
carved from black granite, representing a twisted dwarf, with devilish features like horns, pointed fangs, long claws,
a pair of undersized bat-like wings protruding from the back and a very long tail, terminating with a forked point.
Any delver making a L4-SR on INT (lowered to L3 if he’s a dwarf) will identify the statue as the representation of
one of the Dark Gods of the Renegades.
If someone examines the statue, he will hear a faint wailing coming from its mouth if he can succeed in a L1-SR on
LK. This is a magical effect (radiating a quite strong metabolic magic) that can be detected as usual by any wizard in
the group. It can be Dis-Spelled as a 13th level spell.
Directly in front of the statue, along the southern wall of the chapel, there is a rectangular stone altar, made from
the same black granite as the statue. It is about 2 ft high and covered with a crimson curtain of fine vellum. The
vellum is now marked with damp patches and bloodstains, and it is virtually worthless.
There are no treasures to be found in the chapel but, 1D6 combat rounds after the delvers enter the room, the
statue on the north wall begins to scream in anger and pain. All characters into the chamber must make a L2-SR on
INT or must temporarily deduct the amount by which they missed the SR from their Intelligence. The loss is not
permanent and INT points will be regained at the rate of 1 point every 10 minutes after the delvers leave the
chapel. If someone has INT rating reduced to 3 or less, it goes permanently insane, unless cured with a Dis-Spell
cast at least at 13th level. The statue continues to yell for 1D6 combat rounds (a SR is required to victims every
round, with the consequences described above), than its magical power disappear for the rest of the day.
Room 7
The floor of this room is entirely covered by a strange, viscous and foul-smelling black mud. Its entire provision
came from a series of old wooden barrels that were once aligned along the far wall of the room but have
disintegrated with the passing of time. The Renegades used the mud to fuel lamps. It is completely harmless, and
can be used as rudimentary lamp oil.
Room 8
In this room dwell a brutal ogre and his 2 goblin servants:
• Grunt is the big and nasty ogre. He is 8 ft tall, has a CON of 60 and +35 Combat Adds, wields a heavy flail (4D6+4)
on each hand, and wears lamellar armour (9 hits) too small to fit him decently.
• Dimpa and Rimpa are the ogre's vicious goblin servants. Each has a CON of 22 and +12 Combat Adds, and fights
with a short sword (3D6) in one hand and a dirk (2D6+1) in the other.
•

Since all the room's doors are barred from the inside, anyone trying to break into it will alert its occupants, who
will prepare for battle and gain 1 entire round of free surprise attacks before delvers can counterattack. The ogre
will melee with the toughest opponent, while the two goblins will team together to attack mages or other spell
casters.
In the room's central area is a large bonfire on which the ogre cooks his meals. The rest of the room is dark and a
complete, stinky mess. Many moth-eaten carpets lie scattered across its stone floor, and a pile of damaged
furniture is amassed along its western wall. A small iron casket is hidden beneath one of the broken pieces of
furniture. It is securely locked, but the key to open it can be found in one of the ogre’s boots. It contains 136 GP.
Room 9
The room's wooden door is locked. A circular hole in it, 1 ft in diameter, allows delvers to see inside the room,
which looks like a chapel of sorts, with a stone altar covered with black stains (dried blood from the Renegades'
sacrificial victims to the Dark Gods) and a mess of other strange things.
A Giant Vermin, with a MR of 60, dwells here. It has a mucky, pallid body 12 ft long and 1 ft in diameter, pale-white
bubbling eyes and a large mouth filled with sharp teeth. It will attack anyone entering the room or inspecting the
hole in the door—a surprise attack should be considered if the delvers are not vigilant enough. The Vermin's bite is
venomous; to avoid being paralyzed by its toxin and losing their next combat round, bitten delvers must
make a L1-SR on CON. Victims paralyzed once by the toxin will become immune to it, and they will no longer be
affected by paralysis.
Once the monster is killed, delvers may scout the room. They will find many wicked “holy” items, all damaged and
worthless, a pile of old tapestries depicting the Dark Gods fighting human and elves, and 2 other objects. The first
one is a golden chalice chiseled to resemble a skull and encrusted with precious gems; it can be sold for as
much as 600 GP. The second one is a sacrificial kris (2D6+3), covered in dried blood, with a black hilt resembling a
demon's face; it is made of meteoric iron, so it can dispel 1st through 3rd-level magic cast on or around (within 5 ft)
its user—who cannot cast magic of any kind while wielding it.
Room 10
This room was once the Renegades' trophy chamber. Stuffed animal heads (among which some human, dwarven
and elven heads can be seen!) cover the walls where various weapons and shields also hang. A great circular table
surrounded by rich chairs stands in the center of the room.
When an item from the walls is touched by a delver, the room's door will shut (even if previously blocked) and a
spectral dwarf, the spirit of the long dead trophy keeper, eternally bound to the room and doomed to protect its
treasures, will appear in the center of the room. The spectre has a MR of 90 and appears as a fully armoured Black
Dwarf with a complete helm depicting a roaring dragon; it is armed with a great axe. Before charging the delvers
for the battle, it will howl in anger. It can howl toward 1 delver every 3 combat rounds, and its victim must make a
L1-SR on LK to avoid being frozen in panic for 1 to 3 combat turns. The spectre's howl attack is made in addition to
normal attacks and has an effective range of 30 ft (3 squares on the map).
The spectre is immune to normal weapons, and there is no way to escape its wrath: for delvers to survive and
obtain the room's treasures, it needs to be destroyed. Once destroyed, a foul cloud of black smoke will puff from
its figure before dissolving in the air, and a loud and terrorizing yell will echo through the room before its doors
finally open with a creaking sound, after which the delvers can claim their well-deserved rewards.
Amidst the various exotic trophies of the room are the following powerful magical items:

• Flamberge of the Thunderstorm: a mighty two-handed flamberge (10D6+5) that was the impressive weapon of a
barbarian clan leader killed by the Black Dwarves. It can cast a Freeze Pleeze spell once per day at 3rd level—
wielder must pay the normal WIZ cost for the spell.
• Bec de Corbin of the Red Warriors: an unusual weapon of red steel-and-copper alloy (20D6; STR Required: 30).
For every combat round in which it is wielded, its user must reduce his or her CON by 2 points, a loss that cannot
be decreased in any manner and can only be cured by magical means (natural healing won’t help it).
• Flying Dirk: an enchanted knife (2D6+1) that when in melee combat works normal, but when thrown has a 30-
yard extended range and reduces by 2 levels the difficulty of any SR to hit.
• Bow of Killing: a medium self-bow (4D6) that can be enhanced once per day into a killing machine for its next
Kill!
fired shot (16D6) by simply yelling “Kill!
Kill!” aloud. If it misses, its magical power will be wasted for the day.
• Steel Cap of the Conqueror: a human-sized horned helm (1 hits) once worn by a noble knight killed by the Black
Dwarves. It protects its wearer against the effects of 1st-level spells.
• Tower Shield of the Great Wall: a great Shield (9 hits) decorated with a blue tower crest that halves all missile
and thrown weapon damage.
• Eye of the Cave Bear: a huge fire opal (1,000 GP) set in the eye socket of an enormous stuffed cave bear head. A
delver who keeps it in direct contact with his or her bare skin gains the power of seeing in the dark (as per a
Cateyes spell). If the delver is a wizard (not a rogue or paragon), he or she can also use the Eye to cast the
following spells at base level for ⅔ of usual WIZ cost: Oh-There-It-Is, Omnipotent Eye, Rock-a-Bye, ESP, Second
Sight, and Mystic Visions.
Room 11
This room was once used as barracks for the level's dwarven garrison on this level of the Depths.
Dust covers everything in the room. Many beds, each nearing a simple empty trunk, fill the chamber. On the
room's eastern wall are a couple of imposing cupboards; on its western wall is a long line of empty racks. Beneath
a mobile stone under a bed, is a secret hideout (L1-SR on LK to find it); it holds a pouch containing 35 GP.
Room 12
This chamber is similar to Room 11, but the door to this room is trapped. Delvers who open it without first
disarming the trap (a L1-SR on CON is required) will be stung by a poisoned needle and killed by its venom unless a
Healing Feeling spell is cast within 2 combat rounds.
There is nothing else in the room and no treasure is to be found here.
Room 13
The door giving access to the room is both locked and trapped. If opened without disarming the trap, 3 arrows will
be shot against the delver opening the door. A L3-SR on the average of SPD and DEX is needed to avoid the arrows.
If the SR is failed, the amount by which it was missed must be taken as Spite Damage directly from the CON of the
victim.
A hissing noise fills the room, which is empty except for a pile of old wood logs piled up against the western wall. If
the logs are disturbed, a Giant Spider with MR 22 emerges from the pile and attacks. Everyone bitten by the
monster is administered a dose of spider venom. If the spider is killed, a successful L3-SR on INT permits to the
delvers to obtain a dose of spider venom from its venom sack.
Room 14
A thin layer of a strange greenish moss completely covers the doors and interior of this otherwise empty room. By
making a successful L2-SR on INT, any wizard can identify it as Sickmoss, a strange underground fungus that
subsists in some dungeons; others must make a L4-SR on INT to identify it. Touching the Sickmoss with bare skin
causes 1 to 6 points of damage (considered as Spite Damage), and a victim must immediately make a L1-SR on CON
to avoid being infected by the fungus, which will obstruct his or her blood vessels, literally making him or her
explode without warning within 1 to 6 days. The infection can be removed via a Healing Feeling spell or by
magically healing all damage caused by touching the Sickmoss.
To destroy the Sickmoss, delvers must eliminate it from the entire room by setting it afire, as it will quickly
regenerate from all other types of damage and restore in just 1 combat round all of its affected/damaged areas. If
the delvers burn it away, they will be able to explore the room without peril.
Any delver making a L1-SR on LK will find in the center of the floor a hidden stone trapdoor; a combined STR value
of 50 or more is required to lift it—up to four delvers can try at once. A magical sword called Sharp-biter will be
found under the trapdoor wrapped in black vellum cloth. It obtains the regular 3D6+4 in combat, but on odd
combat turns fights as if enchanted with a Vorpal Blade spell, and as if enchanted with a Whammy spell on even
combat rounds. The weapon cannot be further enchanted, and it drains 5 WIZ points for Vorpal Blade and 10 WIZ
points for Whammy from the user on every round to keep its enchantments active.
Room 15
Painted in blue over the room's door is a strange insignia; it resembles a piece of firewood topped by a plume. The
room is obviously the old cookery and dining room. In its southeastern corner is a great stone fireplace whose
surrounding area has been converted to a rudimentary yet efficient cuisine. On its opposite side are a crude living
area and a sleeping zone. All the furniture seems odd, as if taken from various places, but despite this, the room
looks comfortable, well kept and rather clean.

The room's occupant is a strange one: an adventurous hobbit named Ethan Shortblade who, if asked, will be more
than happy to talk with the delvers and join them. He’s a good fellow, a daredevil who finds life in quiet Hobbit
villages too boring and decided to live in this exciting dungeon after having done some exploring. He knows some
interesting things about monsters and traps on this level—which, at the GM's discretion, he can reveal to the
delvers for a good reward or if they accept him within their group. If attacked, he will fight at his best, but since he
finds being killed by a band of raving adventurers to be too “ordinary,” he will try to avoid being killed.
Name: Ethan Shortblade, 2nd-level hobbit rogue

Height: 2 ft 9 inches; Weight: 12 lb.
Hair: hazel; Eyes: brown.
Demeanor: jovial, thrill-seeker, smart.
STR: 7, CON: 24, INT: 11, WIZ: 16, LK: 14, DEX: 21, CHR: 14, SPD: 11.
Combat Adds: +9
Weapons: Fights with a magical short sword (4D6+8) and dirk (2D6+1; Range: 10 yards), carries a pair of dirks and a
staff sling (3D6; Range: 100 yards) with 30 stones.
Armour: Wears an enchanted leather suit (12 hits) that halves all damage suffered from fire- and ice-based attacks,
even if magical.
Other Equipment: standard adventuring gear—at the GM's discretion.
Weight Possible: 700 WU.
Wealth: cash for 35 GP and 127 SP.
Spells: Lock Tight, Will-o-Wisp, Knock-Knock, Oh-There-It-Is, Vorpal Blade.
Talents: (DEX) Pickpocket 24, (DEX) Roguery 23.
Languages: Hobbit, Common, and pidgin Urukish, Goblin, and Dwarvish.

Room 16
A terrible stench of death and rotting flesh propagates from this room, overwhelming every other disgusting
dungeon stink. The room's door is missing, and the interior of its hall can be seen from the corridor. It appears as if
the room was once a warehouse, but it is now empty, except for a pile of rotten corpses, all half eaten and in
advanced decay, that covers the floor.
An Invisible Skinner, a strange uruk-like monster that has the amazing power of turning invisible at will, now
considers this room his personal residence. It will kill any delver who wanders into his lair, and will feed on the
carcasses of the unlucky explorers that make their way into the room. If Ethan, the hobbit rogue, is with the group,
he will alert the delvers that something evil lurks here, even if he cannot say what it is exactly.
The skinner has a MR of 42 and a thick skin that takes 4 hits. Since it remains constantly invisible, delvers who
cannot see the unseen must halve their HPT/Combat Total. If the party flees, the monster will follow, not returning
to his lair until killing at least one of its members.
If the delvers kill this vicious creature, they will be able to investigate the room, where they will find, amidst the
pile of corpses in its center, the following treasures: a red garnet valued at 100 GP, a vial containing 2 doses of
curare, a vial containing 1 dose of Hellfire Juice, a small brooch shaped like a swan, and 120 GP. The brooch is
called the Magical Swan; it gives a wizard, rogue or paragon wearer the ability to use a Fly Me spell at 1 WIZ cost
once per day.
Special Feature A
A delver searching for secret passages on the room's western wall will activate a nasty trap! A series of boulders
will fall from the ceiling hitting all who stand in the corridor (see squares marked with stone rubbles on the map).
To find the trap, a delver must make a successful L2-SR on LK after declaring to be actively searching for it on the
appropriate wall. To disarm it, a L2-SR on DEX is required.
A L5-SR on CON must be made by delvers hit by falling rocks; the amount by which the SR was failed must be
subtracted from his or her CON, with a minimum of 5 hits taken, even if the SR is successful. There is no armour
protection against damage from the falling rocks.
Special Feature B
This secret passage was sealed by the Black Dwarves when they retired to the lower levels of the Depths and was
never opened after. It is full of stale and toxic air, and breathing or just releasing it has the same effects of a Smog
spell.
There is nothing else to be found in this corridor.
Special Feature C
This corridor is trapped and anyone stepping on the square marked on the map will be hit by a discharge of
magical energy similar to a TTYF spell. The victim will take a number of hits equal to his INT rating.
There is no way to detect or disarm this trap, but smart (or lucky!) delvers will think about using the corridor
hidden by the secret doors to avoid to step on the trap, or they may just try to jump over it. In the latter case, a L1-
SR on DEX is required to succeed, otherwise the character will fall directly over the trap, activating it.
Editor’’s note:
Editor
There are many more levels of ‘The Depths of Kerak-Doom’ already written so if you would like to see more, please
Drop me a line at [email protected] or go directly to Gianmatteo – perhaps we will get David to add more
Illustrations to enrich the adventure!


TrollsZine #10 - When?
by Mark Thornton
How about giving some feedback on this issue? Or voluntteering for the delve into double
digits?How often does anyone dredge up the energy to send their thoughts? Not often enough!
Here’’s a little gimmick to encourage you – a practical solo to elicit pearls of wisdom
Here …
wisdom…
1. You read (every word/most/some/next to nothing) Trollzine #9. Do you think there should be a
Trollzine #10? If so, go to 2; if not, go to 3.
2. For people to contribute, writers and artists, and for people to oversee this project, they really
need encuragement. How will you provide this stimulus? If you will send an email, go to 4; if you
will use some other means of communication, go to 5; if you will think about it but do nothing,
go to 6; if you won’t even think about it, go to 7.
3. Fair enough. As we all know, you can’t please all of the people all of the time – it’s tough enough
pleasing some of the people some of the time. If you want to let me know why, go to 8; if you
are going to keep your views to yourself, go to 9.
4. That’s great! Much appreciated ☺ Go to 10.
5. What do you have in mind? We have a big roof for messenger pigeons to land on. If you want to
avail yourself of this facility free of charge, go to 11; if not, go to 12.
6. Shame! Might you be persuaded to rethink your position? If so, go to 13; if not, go to 14.
7. OK, this means war! Prepare yourself as best you can. Leave nothing to chance and expect no
mercy. Go to 15.
8. Please send an email to [email protected] and be as constructive as you can. I will
inevitably feel both hurt and shamed and will be hard pressed not to get defensive but now that
I have articulated just that I feel much more able to go beyond simply shrugging my shoulders
and thinking, “Huh! What do you expect for a free fanzine generated by amateurs?”
9. I wonder if they are particulalry poisonous, if you are meaning to protect me? Maybe that’s too
me-centred… Anyhow, feedback allows the possibility of a change for the better and it’s hard to
think silence can provide for that in the same measure – if you change your mind, go to 8 to find
out how to communicate your pearls of wisdom and to lay them out before the swine.
10. I wait with baited breath (what shall I use as the bait? Fool’s gold?) for your incisive insghts to
flash through cyberspace to reach me in my comfort zone at [email protected]. Gracias,
caballero!
11. Please send a picture of your pigeon to [email protected] – and while you’re at, why
not send me your views as an insurrance lest your worthy feathered friend fails to fly here
straight and true.
12. Are you planning to come in person? If so, send your dates and times to
[email protected]. If not, I suspect you are much more likely to be ablle to spy out a
pathway to effective communication than I and so I shalll await your methodology like a garden
gnome waiting for the fish to bite as he holds his rod over the fish pond.
13. Good on you, sport! They say a mind willing to change is a mine containing many hidden
treasures. Well, if they don’t, they will now. Please email me your most perspicacious
ponderings to [email protected].
14. I’m sorry to seem ungratefful and/or unsympathetic but I’ve had enough of you and your
nonsense! Please self-lobotomise so you lose the benefit you so undeservedly gained by
persusing the rich depths of Trollzine #9.
15. Make a L1 SR on LK. If you fail, you lose you ememory and retain no knowledge of the
silky delights off Trollzine #9. If you make it, make progressively higher SRs on LK until you
fail. Once you fail, make progressively higher SRs on CON – taking as damage whatever you
miss each SR by – until you expire (sounds far less awful than ‘die’, doesn’t it?).
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artfully””

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Attribute STR CON DEX SPD INT WIZ LK CHR HT WT

Female x2 x 1.5 x1 x1 x1 x 0.67 x 1.5 x 0.67 x 0.8 x 1.5

Male x 0.67 x 0.67 x 1.5 x1 x2 x 1.5 x2 x2 x 1.2 x1

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Grabbing Monkey (1/): Take one small item from the

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Adept Belt Training:

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Adept Belt Techniques (2/):

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Master Belt Training:

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Master Belt Items:

Grandmaster Belt Training:

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Grandmaster Belt Techniques (4/):

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Grandmaster Belt: 4-4. Grandmaster belt techniques

Spirit Barrier Hand Cloths: 1+0. You may ignore spells

Mithril Knuckles: 4+6. Requires three strength and six

Sage Belt Training:

You are, how you say, a star pupil, outsider -

Sage Belt Techniques (5/):

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Celestial Belt Training:

Celestial Belt Techniques (6/):

Kremm Gate Release (6/): Reduce your

Celestial Ghost Barrier (6/): You take damage to

Quaking Palm (6/): Destroy a target with less MR

Jade Emperor Style (6/): While this style is

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Secrets of Shaoshia, Part Two:

Several seasons later...

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5 - 'Hey, now we're talking. Put those coins

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Jade Emperor Style (6/): While this style is

Jade Necklace: You enter Jade Emperor

22 - Walking through the desert is exhausting,

Towards noon you hear a curious yelping