Nine (Final Movie Script)
Nine (Final Movie Script)
Nine (Final Movie Script)
by
Michael Tolkin and Anthony Minghella
Final Script
November 11, 2009
INT. PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
GUIDO
You kill your film several times,
mostly by talking about it. A film is
a dream. You kill it writing it down,
you kill it with a camera; the film
might come to life for a moment or two
when your actors breathe life back
into it - but then it dies again,
buried in film cans. Mysteriously,
sometimes, in the editing room, a
miracle happens when you place one
image next to another so that when,
finally, an audience sits in the dark,
if you’re lucky -- very lucky - and
sometimes I’ve been lucky - the dream
flickers back to life again. That’s
why I’m secretive.
REPORTER (O.S.)
So what’s your favorite pasta?
GUIDO
Finally, a serious question.
Laughter. A word:
NINE
STUDIO SUPERINTENDENT
Good luck, Maestro.
GUIDO (V.O.)
Maestro, Maestro, Maestro Contini...
How do you begin? How do you begin
this thing? Page 1... Page 1... Page
1... Page nothing...
SARAGHINA, a whore
NINE (11/11/09) p. 3
DANTE
(walking)
Guido! You’re here.
GUIDO
Buongiorno, Dante.
DANTE
I’ve been looking for you all over the
place. The set’s coming along. How
are you?
GUIDO
Bene, grazie, bene.
DANTE
Bene. My God, you look terrible,
better go to makeup, forget you’ve got
a press conference?
FAUSTO
(discreetly, to Dante)
He has no tie.
DANTE
Yes, makeup and wardrobe.
FAUSTO
(overlapping Dante)
Signor Contini, I’m Fausto. Good
morning, Signor Contini.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 4
DANTE
(interrupts)
He’s counting costs, you know. The
Bank wants him here.
(to Fausto)
Don’t speak to him, I speak to him.
FAUSTO
Okay, I have some questions for Signor
Contini.
GUIDO
We all have questions for Signor
Contini.
FAUSTO
Yes, but please, please, I think it’s
customary for there to be an approved
script and budget before filming
commences...
GUIDO
Is he going to follow us?
FAUSTO
It’s not my intention to be difficult.
Maestro, I am a huge admirer of
Maestro Contini’s movies, your early
films are...everybody loves them
and... I consider it a great honour
for me to be here now... none the
less, I need a script and a budget.
PIERPAOLO
Where do you want your messages?
GUIDO
On my desk.
PIERPAOLO
There’s no room on your desk.
GUIDO
Under my desk. In the trash. Non lo
so.
PIERPAOLO
(waving them at him)
Some of these are urgent!
GUIDO
(to Pierpaolo)
Get me a cigarette.
JACONELLI
(confidentially)
We will never be ready to shoot in ten
days.
GUIDO
Jaconelli -
FAUSTO
(at the same time)
Not ready?!
GUIDO
(continues)
Ascolta me.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 6
GUIDO (CONT'D)
(he kisses Jaconelli on
the cheek)
Careful what you say. He’s a spy from
the bank.
DANTE
He’s not exactly from the bank, Guido.
BENITO
Dottore, Dottore. You have actors
waiting for you in your office.
Auditions all morning. You should see
what I’ve found. I found two sisters.
Look, they’re right...
BENITO (CONT'D)
Dottore, this way...
BENITO (CONT'D)
Maestro!
DANTE
Not now. He’s got the Press
Conference.
GUIDO
I need a cigarette.
DANTE
He needs a shirt and tie, Lilli.
GUIDO
I need a coffee and a cigarette.
He lies down.
LILLI
(unimpressed)
Answer a question, I’ll give you a
coffee. Answer another question, I’ll
give you a cigarette. And so on.
GUIDO
Actually and an aspirin.
DANTE
(in the background, on the
phone)
We’re running late...
LILLI
(turns to Guido and lights
a cigarette)
Calm down. Directing a movie is a very
overrated job, we all know it. You
just have to say yes or no. What else
do you do? Nothing. Maestro - Should
this be Red? Yes. Green? No. More
extras? Yes. More lipstick? No. Yes,
no, yes, no, yes, no - that’s
directing.
GUIDO
That’s right: that’s directing. And it
doesn’t seem to make a blind bit of
difference, finally, what the answer
is...
LILLI
So please, Guido, yes or no, do you
want any costumes in this film?
GUIDO
Yes.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 8
LILLI
You see - simple!
(handing him an espresso
fetched by her assistant,
ROBERTA)
Might I know what period the movie’s
in?
GUIDO
Yes, yes.
(downs the espresso)
Soon.
LILLI
You know I don’t allow producers in
here.
DANTE
Alright. Two minutes Guido.
Lilli walks round and takes the tie off him. Guido sits
up. Lilli puts the tie round his neck.
LILLI
He’s gone. Have you written a word of
the script?
GUIDO
No.
LILLI
Are you in a panic?
GUIDO
Yes.
LILLI
Is Luisa going with you to the Press
Conference?
GUIDO
No. Nobody. Dante. And his spy.
LILLI
You need to shave. You look terrible.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 9
GUIDO
(looking around,
desperate)
Why is there no fire escape in here?
What if somebody needed to escape? I
can’t face these reporters. I have
nothing to say.
LILLI
You’ll be fine. You’re a world class
liar, darling, go out there and lie
for Italy, lie for Italia.
GUIDO
What the hell’s wrong with me? I
can’t sleep. I can’t think. I can’t
write. I can’t breathe. My heart is
racing. Am I dying, Mamma? I owe you
flowers, I know. I’ll come to the
cemetery at the weekend. You should
have let me bury you in Roma, Mamma, I
could visit you every week. Don’t
look at me like that.
MAMMA
(with kindly patience)
Oh, Guido, Guido.
MAMMA
This is your Rome, Guido. The world
sees Rome the way you invented it.
Your films did that.
GUIDO
(buoyed by her
encouragement)
I miss you.
MAMMA
I miss you, too.
RADIO REPORTER
And we’re just waiting for the arrival
of Contini...any moment now - Could
this film put the Maestro back on top?
DANTE
Silenzio, per favore...Thank you,
thank you...
RADIO REPORTER
Dante, Guido Contini's long time
producer, is about to speak...
DANTE
I want to say a few words from my
heart. I am humbled and thrilled to
be able to announce that I am
producing Guido Contini's next film,
Italia, which will star once again
Contini’s longtime inspiration, the
international film star, Claudia
Jenssen...
DANTE (CONT’D)
...we start shooting in ten days time
in Cinecitta. That makes it one week
from Monday.
(to Guido, handing over)
Thank you, Maestro, thank you very
much. This is our ninth film
together. Guido Contini.
GUIDO
Thanks for coming, everybody.
DINARDO
Maestro Contini. Maestro Contini.
GUIDO
Yes.
DINARDO
Grazie. Maestro Contini, your new
film is called Italia... big title.
GUIDO
Actually, it’s my shortest title yet.
DINARDO
But hardly a modest one.
GUIDO
Films are not modest. They cost too
much, they take too long, and they
involve too many people. So they
should have grand titles.
DINARDO
And might you tell the press what the
film is about?
GUIDO
Why? I still don’t know what my last
film was about.
LEOPARDI
(In a loud aside to
Dinardo)
That was the problem. Nobody else did.
GUIDO
Of course I can tell you what my film
is about...I can tell you the story, I
can tell you who I am going to cast,
the music I want to use, I can tell
you everything... but... I... won't.
I'm afraid that if I say anything, the
word might get out to the Press.
DANTE
Our next film will be exactly as it
sounds. Italia. It’s the very spirit
of Italy - Italy as myth, Italy as a
woman, Italy as a dream.
LEOPARDI
Is this true?
GUIDO
It sounds fantastic. I can’t wait to
see it.
STEPHANIE
Signor Contini.
GUIDO
Stephanie.
STEPHANIE
Grazie. Could you tell the fashionable
women of America who your favorite
designer is this year?
GUIDO
I’m less interested in the wrapping
than what might be inside it.
REPORTER ONE
Signor Contini! You’re a man of the
world, yes? Educated in Britain, a
home in Biarritz. With Italia is it
fair to say that you’ve come home for
good?
GUIDO
For good?
REPORTER FOUR
It's been a long time since you made a
movie with your wife, do you plan on
casting her in this new film?
GUIDO
I told Luisa that when we got married
I would never again make love to my
leading lady.
REPORTER FOUR
But she hasn't worked at all since
working with you.
REPORTER FIVE
But why are you being so tight-lipped
about this film? It’s a serious
question. What’s the big deal?
NINE (11/11/09) p. 14
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I WOULD LIKE TO BE HERE.
GUIDO
You want me to be serious? In a Press
Conference?
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE
GUIDO
I thought I was the clown in this
circus.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I WOULD LIKE TO BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
I KNOW THAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN
TERMS.
LEOPARDI
Signor Contini. Artists do their best
work before they're famous. Now
you’re famous. Without wishing to be
negative - but your last two films,
they’re not, they were...
GUIDO
Flops.
LEOPARDI
Your word. Flops.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 15
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
AND IT'S A PROBLEM, ESPECIALLY WHEN
MY BODY'S NEARING FIFTY AS MY MIND IS
NEARING TEN.
LEOPARDI
I’m just asking if you’re nervous?
You seem nervous...
Everyone waits.
GUIDO
Excuse me?
LEOPARDI
What I'm asking, Maestro, is have you
run out of things to say?
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I CAN HARDLY STAY UP
AND I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP,
AND I DON'T WANT TO WAKE TOMORROW
MORNING,
AT THE BOTTOM OF SOME HEAP
BUT WHY TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY?
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING AT STAKE
HERE - ONLY ME
I WANT TO BE YOUNG.
AND I WANT TO BE OLD.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE WISE BEFORE MY TIME
AND YET BE FOOLISH AND BRASH AND BOLD.
I WOULD LIKE THE UNIVERSE TO GET DOWN
ON ITS KNEES AND SAY, "GUIDO,
WHATEVER YOU PLEASE,
IT'S OKAY EVEN IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE,
WE'LL ARRANGE IT."
THAT'S ALL THAT I WANT.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 16
STEPHANIE
I was wondering if you think there's a
limit to what you can show in a movie.
GUIDO
What would you like to see that I
haven't already shown you?
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I AM LUSTING FOR MORE,
SHOULD I SETTLE FOR LESS?
I ASK YOU, WHAT'S A GOOD THING FOR
IF NOT FOR TAKING IT TO EXCESS?
ONE LIMITATION I DEARLY REGRET:
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME I'VE EVER MET.
GUIDO (V.O.)
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER ME TO
TRAVEL ALONG WITH MYSELF.
I WOULD EVEN LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SING A
DUET WITH MYSELF.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I WOULD LIKE TO BE HERE
(SING ALONG WITH MYSELF IN A SONG)
TO BE THERE (WALKING DOWN A LANE NOW),
EVERYWHERE
(EVERYWHERE)
EVERYWHERE, THAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN
TERMS
I WANT TO BE HERE
(WITH A COUNTER-)
HERE (MELODY IN THE)
HERE (TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU GUIDO)
GUIDO (GUIDO)
GUIDO (GUIDO)
GUIDO. ME (ME) ME!
I WANT TO BE PROUST...
NINE (11/11/09) p. 17
GUIDO (V.O.)
...OR THE MARQUIS DE SADE.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE CHRIST, MOHAMMED,
BUDDHA
BUT NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE IN GOD.
AND YOU KNOW I MEAN IT WITH ALL OF MY
HEART -
IT'S THE END IF SOMETHING IMPORTANT
DOESN'T START...
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
...I WANT TO BE YOUNG,
BUT I HAVE TO BE OLD.
WHAT I WANT IS A TALE OF SOUND AND
FURY
THAT SOME IDIOT WENT AND TOLD.
I WOULD LIKE THE UNIVERSE TO GET DOWN
ON ITS KNEES
AND SAY, "GUIDO, WHATEVER YOU PLEASE,
IT'S OKAY EVEN IF IT'S RIDICULOUS,
WE'LL ARRANGE IT..."
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
SO ARRANGE IT!
WOMEN
ARRANGE IT!
GUIDO
THAT’S ALL THAT I WANT!
NINE (11/11/09) p. 18
WOMEN (V.O.)
CONTINI, CONTINI, CONTINI, CONTINI...
WOMEN (V.O.)
CONTINI, CONTINI, CONTINI, CONTINI...
WOMEN (V.O.)
GUIDO!
GUIDO
I need a room.
DE ROSSI
Of course.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 19
GUIDO
A suite.
DE ROSSI
Yes.
GUIDO
With a view of the sea. A balcony.
Something with air.
DE ROSSI
All of our suites have air... let me
just look for you.
GUIDO
I’ve come from Milano.
DE ROSSI
I understand.
GUIDO
On business. I’m a businessman. Busy
busy busy.
DE ROSSI
(without looking up)
Would Maestro Contini prefer to
register under a pseudonym?
GUIDO
(doleful)
Please.
DE ROSSI
(suggesting a name)
Signor Milano?
GUIDO
Why not.
DE ROSSI
(continuing to work)
Needless to say, I love your films.
Guilty pleasure. Those early films.
GUIDO
Not the flops.
(anxious, confidential)
I need to see a doctor. Do you know
one who’s discreet...? I’d like to
see him today, in my room, now, if
possible.
DE ROSSI
Consider it done. Please.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 20
GUIDO
(takes the key)
And I need to place a call. To my
wife.
DE ROSSI
You can take the call at the lobby
phone over there.
Guido heads into the elegant Art Deco booth, pulls the
glass door shut. The phone rings. He picks up.
GUIDO
Luisa, tesoro...
LUISA
There you are.
GUIDO
Is everybody mad at me?
LUISA
Well, I’m mad at you. Where are you?
GUIDO
I had to escape from the Press
Conference.
LUISA
I heard. Dramatic.
GUIDO
Don’t tease me. I’m sick, Luisa.
LUISA
You’re making a film. You make a
film, you get sick. It’s what happens.
GUIDO
No, but this time I’m really sick. I
can’t breathe.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 21
LUISA
Are you by yourself?
GUIDO
Yes, of course I’m by myself.
LUISA
Then shall I come?
GUIDO
Yes, please come, that’s why I’m
calling, please come straight away.
That would be wonderful.
LUISA
Okay.
GUIDO
Great. Marvellous.
LUISA
I don’t know where you are.
GUIDO
I don’t know, some spa. Horrible. I
just kept driving.
LUISA
Well I can’t come if I don’t know
where you are.
GUIDO
(suddenly claustrophobic)
And, actually, it’s hardly worth it.
I’ll be home in a day or two.
LUISA
(all too familiar )
Yes, it’s hardly worth it.
GUIDO
But I do wish you were here.
LUISA
Get some rest, take the waters, sleep,
then come back here and make a good
movie.
GUIDO
I love you.
LUISA
Get better.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 22
DE ROSSI
Your doctor is on his way.
GUIDO
(carefully)
This number - if a woman answers you
put it through to my room,
otherwise...
De Rossi understands.
DE ROSSI
It’s a wrong number.
GUIDO
What?
NURSE
Dottore.
DOCTOR RONDI
Si?
GUIDO
What is she whispering? Is it my
blood pressure? Is it serious? Am I
dying?
DOCTOR
(to the Nurse, not
answering Guido)
Check again.
The doctor, sits on the bed beside Guido, and takes his
cigarette out of his mouth. He stubs it out.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 23
DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Stress. Exhaustion.
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
Your liver, your heart, your kidneys,
they're all very cross with you,
Signore.
CARLA
GUIDO...
DOCTOR
Open wide.
DOCTOR (CONT'D)
But you've come to the right place.
There are a dozen mineral springs
around the town...
CARLA
GUIDO...
DOCTOR
...the Roman emperors came here for
the waters...
GUIDO
(into the phone)
Pronto.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 24
DE ROSSI (V.O.)
Signor Contini, it’s the Signora.
CARLA
I WAS LAZING AROUND MY BEDROOM WHEN
YOU CALLED AND AN IDEA OCCURRED TO ME
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING
ABOUT, GUIDO...
GUIDO
(coming back quickly to
life)
It’s a very an important call, Doctor.
I’m sorry, I have to take it. Private
call.
DOCTOR
As you wish.
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CARLA
WHO'S NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?
I'M NOT!
MY DARLING,
WHO'S AFRAID TO KISS YOUR TOES?
I'M NOT!
YOUR MAMA DEAR IS BLOWING INTO YOUR
EAR,
SO YOU'LL GET IT LOUD AND CLEAR,
I NEED YOU TO SQUEEZE ME HERE...
AND HERE...
AND HERE...
NURSE
Doctor... His pulse... it's racing.
DOCTOR
(to Guido)
Is something wrong?
GUIDO
What? Yes, yes. It's about my film.
It's from the Vatican. Go ahead,
Monsignore! Yes, yes, of course, I’m
listening.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CARLA
COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE COO.
I'VE GOT
A PLAN FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU,
SO HOT
YOU'RE GONNA STEAM, AND SCREAM, AND
VIBRATE LIKE A STRING I'M PLUCKING-
KISS YOUR FEVERED LITTLE BROW
PINCH YOUR CHEEKS TILL YOU SAY "OW,"
AND I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SHOW YOU HOW,
GUIDO.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CARLA
WHO WON'T CARE IF YOU COME TO ME TIRED
AND OVERWORKED?
I WON'T! BAMBINO,
WHO KNOWS A THERAPY TO BEAT WHAT YOU
CAN GET FROM ME?
I DON'T!
BUT THIS WILL HAVE TO BE ENOUGH FOR
NOW,
GUIDO,
CIAO.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 26
CARLA (CONT'D)
(spoken)
I love you, Guido.
CARLA
Guido! Ciao!
GUIDO
(to himself, remembering
how much work she is)
Carla.
(and now to her, covering
his ambivalence)
Carla!
CARLA
I’m so happy to see you.
GUIDO
Carlissima.
She gives him a hug and a kiss, both too much for him
in public.
CARLA
I missed you so much.
(they move off)
Are you happy I'm here?
GUIDO
Of course.
CARLA
But very happy? Or just a little
happy?
GUIDO
Very happy.
CARLA
What’s wrong? You look very tired,
very tired.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 27
GUIDO
(avoiding this, looks at
her bags)
Carla, all those bags for the weekend?
CARLA
Yes, the Bellavista is a very
fashionable place. You know I stayed
there with my parents, during the war,
it was full of Germans.
GUIDO
Carla... I have to tell you... they
found out who I am at the hotel--
CARLA
No...
GUIDO
... yes, horrible, but obviously we
don't want to be followed by the
press, so I found the most charming
pensione for you, and it’s right here.
It’s charming.
CARLA
Here at the station?
GUIDO (O.S.)
Close the curtains, it’s too light in
here.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Perfect. Now, go into the corridor---
CARLA
What?
NINE (11/11/09) p. 28
GUIDO
Shhh! Yes, count to ten and come back
in, and pretend you’re in the wrong
room, and I’m a complete stranger--
CARLA
I love your games!
GUIDO
I’m here on business.
CARLA
Okay.
GUIDO
Go, go. Wait. Your face.
CARLA
What about it?
GUIDO
Get your makeup.
CARLA
I had a nightmare last night. We were
in that little alley behind Piazza
Navona, where I bought you that scarf,
remember? The same one your wife
bought you--
GUIDO
(probably doesn't)
Don’t move, Carla.
CARLA
When you wear it, I never know if it’s
hers or mine.
GUIDO
(not really listening)
Uh-huh.
CARLA
So we were there, on the ground,
naked, kissing, and we didn’t care,
and then my husband arrived and killed
us both with a shovel! Poor Luigi!
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 29
CARLA (CONT'D)
He would never do that! He’s so sweet.
He speaks Latin! He knows all the
Roman Emperors.
GUIDO
(still intent on his
makeup job)
Good for him.
CARLA
Perhaps there’s a job for him in the
movie--
GUIDO
Why not?
CARLA
You could work well together.
GUIDO
Beautiful. When you come in I want
you to be my little savage.
CARLA
Yes.
GUIDO
(gesturing towards the
door)
Go, go.
Guido takes off his glasses and puts them on the side
table..
CARLA
You think I am one of your actresses?
GUIDO
Hurry, please, Carla.
CARLA
Oh, Madonna!
GUIDO
I’ll pretend to be asleep.
CARLA
What if I really found the wrong room?
Would you be jealous?
NINE (11/11/09) p. 30
GUIDO
Could you do such a thing?
CARLA
(coyly)
Hm! Who knows?
Carla goes into the hall and closes the door behind
her. We HEAR the MATRON who runs the Pensione talking
to her. While they talk, Guido removes a crucifix from
the wall and puts it in the bedside drawer.
GUIDO
What happened?
CARLA
(still giggling)
It was the woman from the hotel. She
wanted to give me towels.
GUIDO
Come here.
CARLA
Okay.
GUIDO
What?
CARLA
You are a stranger, I don’t know you.
GUIDO
Carla, just come here.
(indicating her sheet)
Be savage. Show me.
She crosses the room and climbs onto the bed and opens
the sheet slowly, spreading her arms wide.
CARLA
Excuse me! I’ve got the wrong room.
GUIDO
Yes, you have. And I don’t have the
faintest idea who you are.
GUIDO (V.O.)
Page one, page one, page one...
The figure emerges from the darkness
like a goddess. She is Claudia, his
muse...
GUIDO (V.O.)
She takes the man’s face and kisses
him...
GUIDO (CONT’D)
Mother of God, give me a sign.
GUIDO
Excuse me, father...
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
(turns)
Buongiorno.
GUIDO
His Excellency, the Cardinal, is he -?
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
(recognising Guido)
Signor Contini!
(starstruck)
I am a big fan.
GUIDO
I would very much like to speak to the
Cardinal. Do you think he might grant
me -
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Is Claudia Jenssen with you?
GUIDO
No.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Pity. His excellency is a big admirer
of Signorina Jenssen.
GUIDO
(explaining)
I’m in need of some guidance, some
pointers...
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Do you think you could find a signed
photograph of Signorina Jenssen?
NINE (11/11/09) p. 33
GUIDO
For His Excellency?
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Si.
GUIDO
I’m sure that would be possible...
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Truly? What a pleasure. Arrivederci,
Maestro.
DANTE
Guidino!
GUIDO
I’m not going to ask how you found me.
DANTE
Please - it’s my job. A producer
needs to know where his director is at
all times...even to know the pensione
where his mistress is staying...
GUIDO
Oh God.
DANTE
I understand, Guido. Rome is
absolutely unbearable. The pressure.
It’s no good.
GUIDO
Really? You understand?
DANTE
Of course I understand. Absolutely.
GUIDO
You’re not going to drag me back?
DANTE
No. You’re a genius and genius must be
served.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 34
GUIDO
Thank you, my old friend.
(Dante is guiding him)
Where are we going?
DANTE
You can’t be in Rome. Okay.
(heading towards the
ballroom)
DANTE
Rome will come to you!
DANTE (CONT’D)
It’s a fantastic place for you to
focus. Everyone is here to help the
movie. Everyone is here because they
love you, Guido.
JACONELLI
(explaining his designs)
Yes, with the flower and the glass and
the arches of the Roman Empire...
DANTE
Guido...you remember Donatella.
DONATELLA
Ciao.
GUIDO
(he doesn’t, she’s new)
Ciao.
DANTE
Donatella, you tested her.
DONATELLA
I was very nervous. He probably
doesn’t remember. I was quite
nervous.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 35
GUIDO
(distracted, taking it all
in)
No, I remember you. You were, we all
enjoyed you, so to speak.
PIERPAOLO
Maestro...
PIERPAOLO (CONT’D)
Claudia’s agent...
GUIDO
(listens to a stream of
invective)
Did she like the script?
(gestures for Pierpaolo to
light him a cigarette)
No no no no - impossibile - are you
telling me she didn’t get the script?
(shouting at Pierpaolo)
Pierpaolo!
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Claudia didn’t get the script! Send
her another one. For Chrissake. Send
her two!
PIERPAOLO
(playing along)
Yes, I’m sorry. Right now.
GUIDO
Cretino!
(back to Lombardo,
listens)
Yes, yes, that’s what I say, people
just don’t realise - she’s an actress
as well as a star - I know Dante’s
dying to talk to you. A dolpo. Ciao.
DANTE
Lombardo...
NINE (11/11/09) p. 36
GUIDO
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!
GUIDO (CONT'D)
What are we doing here?
LILLI
I’m happy. I brought my swimsuit.
LILLI (CONT’D)
It was Luisa’s birthday yesterday.
GUIDO
What? No. Oh please God. No. I
spoke with her yesterday. She didn’t
even mention it. Give me a cigarette.
LILLI
What’s that?
GUIDO
What’s that?
LILLI
It’s for Claudia.
GUIDO
For which scene?
LILLI
Well I don’t know which scene until
I‘ve seen the script, but she always
likes something like this, or you do.
GUIDO
Looks like the Folies Bergere. It’s
wrong. Italian women don’t wear those
things.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 37
LILLI
Don’t knock the Folies Bergere...
LILLI (CONT’D)
...it brings back happy memories.
That’s where I learned my art. All
those sequins, all those feathers.
(Still working)
And, you’re wrong, you put Claudia
in one of these for that nightclub
scene in Natura Morta.
GUIDO
Why did people love that film?
LILLI
Oh Guido, don’t. That’s death. Every
time we have to start again.
GUIDO
I’m trying to find it.
LILLI
You won’t find it with your head
jammed halfway up your ass.
GUIDO
Ashtray.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Thanks. You were saying - my head is
jammed up my ass.
LILLI
Halfway. I don’t know. Why not dream
up something entertaining, Guido?
Something with music...with dancing...
God knows, we could use a little joie
de vivre around here...
FANTASY:
INT.”SOUNDSTAGE”
LILLI
(singing and performing in
a french accent)
LE CINEMA TODAY IS IN A CRISIS
DIRECTORS ARE SO EXISTENTIALISTES.
THE MOVIES ARE
NOT WORTH THEIR ENTRANCE PRICES
IF NO ONE SINGS A LOVE SONG
WHEN HE'S KISSED.
LOVE CANNOT BE LOVE WITHOUT "LE
SINGING,"
A STRING, A CLARINET, A SAXOPHONE TAKE
A LESSON FROM THIS OLD PARISIENNE
AND THE FINEST ENTERTAINMENT SHE HAS
KNOWN.
LILLI (CONT’D)
FOLIES BERGERE-
WHAT A SHOWING OF COLOR, COSTUME, AND
DANCING!
NOT A MOMENT IN LIFE COULD BE MORE
ENTRANCING
THAN AN EVENING YOU SPEND
AUX FOLIES BERGERE.
FOLIES BERGERE,
NOT A SOUL IN THE WORLD COULD BE IN
DESPAIR
WHEN HE IS GLANCING
AT THE FABULOUS STAGE
DES FOLIES BERGERE
LILY SHOWGIRLS
FOLIES BERGERE- OOH LA LA
LA MUSIQUE, LA DANSE, LE
SON, LA LUMIERE! OOH LA LA
LES PETITS JOLIES SEINS DES
BELLES BOUQUETIERES OOH LA LA
SUR LA BELLE PASSARELLE DES
FOLIES BEREGERE, OOH LA LA
PAS DE MYSTERE-
LE SPECTACLE EST TOUT A OOH LA LA
FAIT DECOUVERT.
"ET PAS TROP CHER"
VIENS CE SOIR AVEC MOI
AUX FOLIES BERGERE.
LILLI (CONT'D)
Ah, Bon soir, bon soir, bon soir. Je
suis la vedette des Folies Bergere.
Vedette, it means 'star.'
LILLI (CONT’D)
Let me tell you. Last night I looked
down at this table in the chairs you
are sitting in now, and what did I
see? A priest! And next to him?
LILLI (CONT’D)
Ahh, mon Dieu! Guido? Guido Contini?
What are you doing here at the Folies
Bergere? You naughty boy! You’re
only nine years old! But I’m glad
you’ve come. Would you like to join
me on stage? Yes. Come. Come, come,
come.
LILLI (CONT’D)
Feeling better? There’s no room for
hopelessness in here, is there, Guido?
(to the audience)
We must explain something to our young
Guido. What do we want? Laughter!
What do we want? Love! What do we
want? Dreams! Let us not forget,
Guido, mon cher -- That’s our
privilege - to entertain.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 40
LILLI
BY THE HEAVENS ABOVE, YOU WILL SWEAR
THERE’S NOTHING RARER!
LILLI
TO YOUR MODERN IDEAS I COMPARE ONE
DERRIERE!
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
The Cardinal is right this way.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
(CONT’D)
Your Eminence, Signor Contini is here.
CARDINAL
I like Charlie Chaplin.
GUIDO
Me too.
CARDINAL
A genius. What can I do for you?
GUIDO
Do you believe in God?
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Signor Contini, please.
CARDINAL
No, no, it's an honest question. Yes,
I believe in God.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 42
GUIDO
So do I.
CARDINAL
Are you a Catholic?
GUIDO
Oh yes, very much so. Not as much as
I would like to be, not as much as you
would like me to be, I'm sure, but
certainly yes, I'm trying.
CARDINAL
Try harder.
GUIDO
Yes, yes. I will, I will. Your
Eminence, I am not happy. I’m
searching for something. I feel a
sense of misery, of despair and --
CARDINAL
(interrupting)
I saw your films. Not the flops, the
others, the good ones.
But you think people need to see so
much sex? It’s not necessary. We can
all imagine.
GUIDO
(laughing)
Excuse me - my films are what I
imagine.
CARDINAL
Then your imagination has no moral
training.
GUIDO
(nonplussed)
How do you train the imagination?
CARDINAL
The imagination is God’s garden; don’t
let the Devil play in it. Teach our
Italian women to be wives, not whores,
don’t make us look at filth and
debauchery. Make us proud to be
Italian...
MEMORY:
YOUNG GUIDO
(not loud enough)
Saraghina.
(louder)
Saraghina.
BOYS
Saraghina! Saraghina!
YOUNG GUIDO
(loudest)
Saraghina! Sa-ra-ghina!
But she grabs his wrist, and holds it, and then takes
the coins.
She stuffs the money in her ample bosom and heads back
to her bunker. She returns dragging an old broken
chair, places it in front of the boys and sits, ready
for the “show.”
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
SARAGHINA
So, you little Italian devils, you
want to know about love? Saraghina
will tell you...and if you want to
make a woman happy, you rely on what
you were born with. Because it is in
your blood.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
SARAGHINA
(sings)
BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN.
TAKE A CHANCE, AND TRY TO
STEAL A FIERY KISS.
BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN.
WHEN YOU HOLD ME, DON'T JUST HOLD ME
BUT HOLD THIS!
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
SARAGHINA
PLEASE BE GENTLE, SENTIMENTAL,
GO AHEAD AND TRY TO GIVE MY CHEEK A
PAT,
BUT BE DARING AND UNCARING.
WHEN YOU PINCH ME, TRY TO PINCH ME
WHERE THERE'S FAT.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
SARAGHINA WHORES
BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER,
PICK THE FLOWER NOW BEFORE BEFORE IT’S PAST, BE
THE CHANCE IS PAST, BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN.
ITALIAN BE ITALIAN
LIVE TODAY AS IF IT MAY
BECOME YOUR LAST!
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
SARAGHINA WHORES
BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER, BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER,
PICK THE FLOWER NOW BEFORE BEFORE IT’S PAST.
THE CHANCE IS PAST.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 46
SARAGHINA WHORES
BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN.
LIVE TODAY AS IF IT MAY
BECOME YOUR LAST!
The boys run. Young Guido tries to run away from the
priests. They catch him and carry him away from the
beach.
MAMMA
I am ashamed of you, Guido.
YOUNG GUIDO
But Mamma, what did I do.
PRINCIPAL
Bring him here. That savage is the
devil. God will punish you for your
sins, now and forever.
CARLA
What? What?
GUIDO
I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.
CARLA
Guido, don’t die on me! Can you
imagine... poor Luigi! It would kill
him.
GUIDO
(finding her ridiculous)
If I die it would kill your husband?
CARLA
No, that’s not what I meant, Guidino.
No. Where are you going?
GUIDO
I have to go to work. Carla, I can’t
breathe.
CARLA
Let me come with you.
GUIDO
It’s impossible.
CARLA
Why?
GUIDO
Because it’s impossible. Please.
CARLA
But why is it impossible? Look at your
producer! He’s married, he brings his
girlfriend to work and nobody cares.
Guido. Everybody knows about me. Why?
Why won’t you let me near you?
GUIDO
For the very same reason you don’t
want me to die on top of you. It’s
not fair to your husband. It’s not
fair to my wife.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 48
CARLA
See, you’re playing with me. You’re
twisting everything... Please let me
come with you.
GUIDO
No.
CARLA
I’ll be here waiting for you with my
legs open.
GUIDO
Let’s say there were ten sequences,
each one set in a different period,
but played by the same cast, a man and
a woman, a woman and a man...
(pours himself a glass of
wine)
Something light and hectic - like
Mozart would do it, like Figaro.
(to Lilli)
Like the circus...
DANTE
Claudia is going to be amazing.
BENITO
It sounds like a masterpiece.
FAUSTO
(hissing at Dante)
Dante, you see, he hasn’t written a
word...
DANTE
(defending his director)
The screenplay is first of all a map.
That’s a map.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 49
GUIDO
Let’s try to dig for something else.
Maybe a group of people digging, with
shovels, in the desert.
LILLI
Guido.
GUIDO
Luisa!
GUIDO (CONT'D)
I can’t believe you came.
LUISA
The jungle drums said it was an
emergency.
GUIDO
The jungle drums exaggerated just a
tiny bit.
LUISA
Not entirely.
(with concern)
You haven’t been sleeping.
GUIDO
I was dying, until just now. Come.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
And don’t think I forgot your
birthday. When you get home, the house
will be full of flowers...
LUISA
Am I already going home?
GUIDO
I hope not. Happy Birthday, my
darling.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 50
AT THE TABLE:
DANTE
(Seeing Luisa)
Here she is. At last. Magnificent.
You know Donatella?
LUISA
I do now.
LUISA (CONT'D)
(to Lilli)
Thank you for calling.
LILLI
(confidentially)
You’re saving the movie. Give him a
good idea, for God’s sake.
GUIDO
Let’s drink a toast to Luisa’s
birthday.
LUISA
(negating it)
It was Monday.
DANTE
Happy Birthday!
LUISA
(not quite able to forgive
him)
Thank you.
GUIDO
Happy Birthday.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Maestro.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 51
GUIDO
(standing up to greet him,
then turning to Luisa)
Ah, Don Mario. Excuse me, darling,
this is Don Mario. This is my wife,
Luisa.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
A pleasure, Signora.
LUISA
Sit down, won’t you, Don Mario?
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Oh no.
LUISA
Please.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
I was telling your husband how much I
admire his movies. Publicly, you know
the Church condemns them - we have to -
but we all love them.
(To Guido)
Last year we did our own version of
your Il Vicolo at the Christmas
Party.
LILLI
That I would pay to see.
GUIDO
Luisa was in that film.
LILLI
She was the best thing in the movie.
GUIDO
It’s true. It was your first part.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Of course! - you’re Luisa Acari! Oh
my Lord!
LUISA
I was.
Music begins.
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
You can’t stop being somebody.
LUISA
Can’t you?
NINE (11/11/09) p. 52
CARDINAL’S SECRETARY
Well there’s a good catholic wife for
you, Guido, that’s what they do -
sacrifice. Still, Signora Contini, it
must be a very exciting life for
you...
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
LUISA
MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES
TO MAKE THEM HE LIVES A KIND OF DREAM
IN WHICH HIS ACTIONS AREN'T ALWAYS
WHAT THEY SEEM-
HE MAY BE ON TO SOME UNIQUE ROMANTIC
THEME.
SOME MEN RUN BANKS
SOME RULE THE WORLD
SOME EARN THEIR LIVING BAKING BREAD.
MY HUSBAND.... HE GOES A LITTLE CRAZY
MAKING MOVIES INSTEAD.
MY HUSBAND SPINS FANTASIES,
HE LIVES THEM, THEN GIVES THEM TO YOU
ALL
LIKE MICHELANGELO,
HE PAINTS HIS PRIVATE DOME
BUT CAN’T DISTINGUISH WHAT’S HIS WORK
AND WHAT’S HIS HOME.
SOME MEN SELL STOCKS
SOME MEN PUNCH CLOCKS
SOME LEAP WHERE OTHERS FEAR TO TREAD.
MY HUSBAND, AS AUTHOR AND DIRECTOR,
MAKES UP STORIES IN HIS HEAD.
LUISA (CONT’D)
GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA CONTINI:
NUMBER ONE GENIUS AND NUMBER ONE FAN.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 53
LUISA (CONT’D)
GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA CONTINI:
PASSIONATE WOMAN IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN
LONG AGO - MANY YEARS AGO.
ONCE WE TWO WERE-
GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA HIS LOVER:
ACTRESS WITH DREAMS AND A LIFE OF HER
OWN,
THEN WE HAD NO END OF WORLDS TO
DISCOVER,
SINGING TOGETHER ALL NIGHT ON THE
PHONE LONG AGO - SOMEONE ELSE AGO...
MEMORY:
GUIDO (O.S.)
Your name, it’s Italian.
LUISA
My father’s Italian. My mother’s
French.
GUIDO (O.S.)
What have you done before?
LUISA
(eyes twinkling)
Oh, I’ve waited...
GUIDO (O.S.)
Waited? For this?
LUISA
Waited tables.
(they both laugh)
And, of course, I studied theatre and
mime in Paris. But, mostly waited
tables.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 54
GUIDO
Thank you.
LUISA
For what?
GUIDO
Thank you. For what I’m looking at.
(walking away)
Keep running.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
LUISA
LONG AGO - SOMEONE ELSE AGO.
HOW HE NEEDS ME SO,
AND HE’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW IT.
MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES.
TO MAKE THEM HE MAKES HIMSELF
OBSESSED.
HE WORKS FOR WEEKS ON END
WITHOUT A BIT OF REST-
NO OTHER WAY CAN HE ACHIEVE HIS LEVEL
BEST.
SOME MEN READ BOOKS,
SOME SHINE THEIR SHOES,
SOME RETIRE EARLY,
SOME STAY UP TO DREAM AND MUSE.
MY HUSBAND ONLY RARELY COMES TO BED -
MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES INSTEAD.
MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES...
LUISA
Excuse me, I suddenly feel very tired.
GUIDO
Luisa!
LUISA
I’m staggered by my own stupidity. I
could vomit.
GUIDO
Luisa - will you please just tell me
what happened?
LUISA
You open your mouth and a lie comes
out.
GUIDO
What lie?
LUISA
Why am I surprised? - it’s like
breathing to you.
CARLA
Guido.
CARLA
(trying to explain)
I was hungry. I’m tired of eating
alone in that room.
GUIDO
There are plenty of restaurants.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 56
CARLA
I wanted to see the hotel. I told you
I came here with my parents when I was
little. I didn’t come to disturb you.
GUIDO
Well you certainly managed to.
CARLA
Why didn’t you tell me Luisa was going
to be here!
GUIDO
I didn’t know she was here. She just
turned up.
CARLA
Well, she could have warned you.
GUIDO
The only privilege my wife has these
days is not having to warn me.
GUIDO O.S
A taxi, please, for the Signora.
DE ROSSI O.S.
Right away.
GUIDO
Carla, you have to wait outside.
CARLA
Will you wait with me?
GUIDO
I’m in the middle of a working dinner
with my colleagues.
CARLA
So why do I have to wait outside?
GUIDO
(shamed)
I’ll find someone to escort you home.
DE ROSSI
(carefully)
Signora, would you rather wait inside?
CARLA
I’m going to walk. Please tell my
friend I had to leave.
GUIDO
Apparently she’s staying in some
grotesque pensione next to the
station.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Luisa, if I’d invited her here, she
would be staying in the hotel,
wouldn’t she? Think about it. I
didn’t even know you were coming.
LUISA
(without opening her eyes)
Very plausible.
GUIDO
Because it’s true.
LUISA
You told me it was finished.
GUIDO
It is. Look, she was worried about
me, she came to see if I was all right
- which yes, is stupid but not, as far
as I know, a crime, and hardly a
mortal sin.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
(smiles, insecure)
What? What are you laughing about?
LUISA
Nothing. If you could see yourself.
(raising herself up
further)
I couldn’t live with it - the
absurdity of being you, the effort of
having to hide and lie and cheat. It’s
exhausting, no wonder you’ve got no
script, you’re too busy inventing your
own life.
GUIDO
It’s finished. It’s finished.
(and he is exhausted)
If it wasn’t before, it is now.
LUISA
(lying back on her bed)
Blah blah blah blah blah.
GUIDO
Vodka.
STEPHANIE (O.S.)
I’ll have one of those. Due.
STEPHANIE (CONT'D)
Hi, Guido Contini. Stephanie, from
Vogue, remember me?
GUIDO
Yes, I remember very well, Stephanina
from Vogue.
STEPHANIE
So, coincidence. You being here. And
me being here.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 59
GUIDO
(taking his glasses off)
Amazing. May I take a cigarette?
STEPHANIE
That was quite a performance. At the
Press Conference. The Vanishing Act.
STEPHANIE (CONT'D)
No, please, my treat.
GUIDO
(paying)
Please.
STEPHANIE
Grazie.
GUIDO
Prego.
STEPHANIE
(eyeing Guido)
I’ve seen all your movies.
GUIDO
(lights their cigarettes)
Really?
STEPHANIE
Like a million times. They’re the only
movies that tell the truth about the
modern world.
GUIDO
And what truth is that?
STEPHANIE
(thinks)
Death of religion... Sexual
revolution...
GUIDO
I don’t think religion is dead. And
what exactly is the sexual revolution?
STEPHANIE
That we can talk about later.
A RHYTHM BEGINS.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 60
STEPHANIE (CONT’D)
You have such style. I always think
that. That’s the other thing I love
about your movies.
GUIDO
(appalled)
Style.
STEPHANIE
Every frame is like a postcard.
GUIDO
(appalled)
Okay.
STEPHANIE
It’s great: you care as much about the
suit as the man wearing it.
STEPHANIE (CONT’D)
It’s the Italian man in you: pays for
your drinks, undresses you with his
eyes...
GUIDO
I hate that man.
STEPHANIE
No! Style is the new content! It’s
what my readers love. They want to
dress like Claudia Jenssen. They want
to undress like Claudia Jenssen. They
want to ride on a Vespa down the Via
Veneto. They want to live in an
Italian movie.
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE!
I LOVE THE PLAY OF LIGHT!
THE WAY CONTINI PUTS HIS IMAGE THROUGH
A PRISM.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
I FEEL MY BODY CHILL
GIVES ME A SPECIAL THRILL
EACH TIME I SEE THAT GUIDO NEO-REALISM
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
I LOVE THE DARK AND HANDSOME GUYS
WITH THEIR SKINNY LITTLE TIES
DRESSIN’ MOD, LOOKIN’ OUTTA SIGHT!
I LOVE TO WATCH ‘EM AS THEY CRUISE
WITH THEIR POINTY LEATHER SHOES
WEARIN’ SHADES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
WHATEVER GUIDO DOES, IT MAKES ME SMILE
HE IS THE ESSENCE OF ITALIAN STYLE.
I LOVE THE GLAMOROUSLY LATIN WORLD
THAT ONLY GUIDO CAN PORTRAY!!!
STEPHANIE (CONT'D)
MY LIFE IS REAL WITH CINEMA ITALIANO
HE IS THE KING OF CINEMA ITALIANO!
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
THOSE SCENES I LOVE TO SEE
FROM GUIDO’S “P” “O” “V”
THERE’S NO ONE ELSE WITH HIS UNIQUE
DIRECTOR’S VISION.
HIS ANGLES - WIDE AND TIGHT -
EACH MOMENT FEELS SO RIGHT...
DEFINES ITALIAN STYLE BY ONLY HIS
DECISION!
I LOVE THE SPEEDY LITTLE CARS
THE HIP COFFEE BARS
THE SLEEK WOMEN IN POSITANO...
GUIDO’S THE ULTIMATE UOMO ROMANO!
Guido pushes open the door and drops her key in a bowl.
He walks tentatively into the room and sits on her bed.
The dressing room door is deliberately ajar.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
STEPHANIE
DARK AND HANDSOME GUYS
SKINNY LITTLE TIES
SHADES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
SPEEDY LITTLE CARS
HIP COFFEE BARS
SLEEK WOMEN IN POSITANO...
ALL
NELLA MIA ANIMA
NELLA MIA ANIMA
CINEMA ITALIANO
BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO
BIANCO-NERO
NERO-NERO
STEPHANIE
CINEMA ITALIANO
WOMEN MEN
BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO DARK AND HANDSOME GUYS
BIANCO-NERO SKINNY LITTLE TIES
NERO-NERO SHADES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT
SPEEDY LITTLE CARS
HIP COFFEE BARS
MOD, LOOKIN’ OUTTA SIGHT
ALL
NELLA MIA ANIMA
CINEMA ITALIANO
NELLA MIA ANIMA
CINEMA ITALIANO
CONTINI’S CINEMA
ITALIANO!
GUIDO
No.
GUIDO
I love you Luisa.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Can we please try to be close again.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Pronto...
GUIDO
Is the doctor still with her?
MATRON
Yes, he’s in there. He’s waiting for
you. This way.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 65
CARLA
(distant)
You came.
GUIDO
(taking her hand)
I’m here.
DOCTOR RONDI
Signor Contini.
CARLA
Come back.
DOCTOR RONDI
She took five or six pills, enough to
make herself very sick. I understand
she’s your mistress.
(Guido can’t answer)
This is a sordid business. You movie
people, I suppose you don’t consider
yourself bound by morality...
MEMORY:
MAMMA (O.S.)
Guido? Dove corri? Where are you
running to?
... the door knob turns. Guido comes back into the
room, indicates to the Matron and her daughter that
they should leave.
GUIDO
Thank you. I’m going to stay with her
now.
MATRON
If you need us for anything, just
call, okay? Francesca, andiamo.
GUIDO
Grazie.
He sits on the side of the bed and puts his hand over
hers.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Carla, I should call your husband.
CARLA
No, he’ll take me home.
GUIDO
What have you done to yourself? I’m
not worth dying for, Carla.
CARLA
Don’t be angry with me. Everything I
do, I just want you to love me.
CARLA (CONT’D)
When you’re not here with me, I’m
still here. When you’re in your life,
making your movies, dancing with your
wife - I’m still here.
GUIDO
Ssshh. You should rest. We’ll talk
about everything in the morning...
CARLA
(Clutching at him)
Don’t leave me. Don’t leave me.
GUIDO
Rest, rest. Cara mia...
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
MAMMA (O.S.)
...Caro,caro mio.
MAMMA (CONT’D)
GUARDA LA LUNA CHE BRILLA LASSU
HOW THE MOON GLOWS
AS IT SMILES OVER YOU
WHEN YOU’RE DREAMING
BLISSFULLY!
DREAMING, FLYING FREE!
CARLA
My husband thinks I’m clever, that’s
the strange thing, because I’m not,
well you know that, I spend too much
time in my little brain thinking about
you, about where you are, what you are
doing, what you dream of.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
MAMMA
OH, DREAM OF YOUR YOUTH
WHEN I’M STILL BY YOUR SIDE
DREAM OF YOUR MANHOOD,
PRAY I’M THERE TO GUIDE YOU
AND WHEN YOU GROW OLD
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 68
MAMMA (CONT'D)
HOW MY LOVE STILL WILL SHINE
ALWAYS REMEMBER MY SON...
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
MINE!
YES, MINE!
MAMMA (CONT'D)
GUIDO
SAI CHE TI VOGLIO BENE,
FIGLIOLO MIO,
GUIDO
DO YOU THINK THAT SO MANY
WILL LOVE YOU
AS I DO?
MAMMA (CONT'D)
GUARDA LA LUNA,
SHE HANGS IN THE SKY
BEAMING HER BLESSING
TO MAKE YOU AND I KNOW THAT
THIS ONE GOODNIGHT KISS
WILL KEEP ALL YOUR LIFE
PERFECT LIKE THIS.
GUIDO
Hold on to me, Mamma. Don’t let me
wake from this.
MATRON
Excuse me.
She leaves.
LUIGI
Is she okay?
GUIDO
Yes.
LUIGI
I’d like to take her home.
GUIDO
Of course. I’m sorry.
(hapless)
She loves you, you know that, don’t
you.
LUIGI
She’s my wife.
GUIDO
Darling?
DANTE
We’re going back to Rome.
GUIDO
(anxious)
Where’s Luisa?
DANTE
Luisa? She’s gone. She’s had it with
you.
(different tone)
And quite frankly, so have I. You
drag a whole crew up here and then you
just disappear.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 70
DANTE (CONT'D)
I can’t protect you anymore. And
Claudia is in Rome. Makeup tests start
today. Remember?
GUIDO
(sits)
I can’t.
DANTE
You can’t. You must. Don’t sit down.
GUIDO
I need help.
DANTE
(still packing)
You’ve had help. You’ve seen the
doctors, you’ve seen the priests,
you’ve taken the cure.
GUIDO
I’m not cured.
DANTE
(decisive, no arguments)
That’s enough! The movie calls, your
star has landed. Fausto - take his
things please.
DANTE (CONT'D)
(impatient,
at the door)
Guido! Andiamo!
GUIDO (O.S.)
I need more time.
DANTE (O.S.)
Forget the script. Claudia’s here now.
She’ll inspire you to do what you do
best, write with your camera.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 71
PIERPAOLO
Maestro, the screen tests are back
from the lab. Will you watch them now?
DANTE
Tonight. We’ll watch everything
tonight and make some decisions.
PIERPAOLO
Design meeting? Production meeting?
DANTE
Tonight.
PIERPAOLO
Tonight.
LILLI
Claudia says where are you? She’s in
fine form. Feisty.
GUIDO
(knows what that means)
Okay.
LILLI
She asked if she could read my script
as she didn’t have one. I said I
didn’t quite have mine.
LUISA
Pronto.
GUIDO
Luisa, it’s me. Please don’t hang up.
(she doesn’t respond)
I want you to be with me in the
screening room tonight. I want to talk
to you about the casting, about the
script. Everything...
GUIDO
Otherwise I won’t be able to start, I
won’t know what I’m thinking...
PIERPAOLO
Maestro.
GUIDO
Are you there? Luisa?
LUISA
Go on.
GUIDO
I’m not asking you to let me come
home, I just want you to come to the
screen test tonight. Not for me, but
for the movie. You always have, you
always do.
Guido is in a mess.
PIERPAOLO
Silence please. Se gira. And we are
rolling.
GUIDO
Could you turn to the right please,
Claudia.
CLAUDIA
Yes, I can turn to my right.
GUIDO
And can you turn to the left.
CLAUDIA
Yes, I can turn to my left.
GUIDO
Now just one slow turn for us.
CLAUDIA
(she turns around)
Okay, one slow turn.
GUIDO
Bellissima. Brava. Cut.
PIERPAOLO
We’ve got it. Next costume please.
CLAUDIA
Has anybody got a script? Script
missing, handsome reward.... Lost, one
script, title Italia. Can’t make a
film without it...
CLAUDIA (CONT'D)
So interesting to do hair and makeup
for a part when you don’t know what
the part is.
CLAUDIA (CONT'D)
(shrugs off the coat)
No! I’m going back to my hotel now.
PIERPAOLO
(anxious)
But please, just a couple more
costumes, Claudia.
CLAUDIA
(to Guido)
I’m going back to my hotel now, my
darling, and when I there is a script,
I’ll read it and then we’ll take it
from there.
(calls over to Lilli)
I love the costumes, Lilli. They are
beautiful.
(back to the guys,
sweetly)
Ciao Bello.
GUIDO
That’s fair.
DANTE
Claudia!
GUIDO
(to Dante)
That’s fair.
DANTE
Fair?
GUIDO
I’ll be back.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 75
DANTE
(calling to Guido)
You’ve got dailies, Guido.
GUIDO
I’ll be right back.
DANTE
(shouting)
You’ve got meetings.
GUIDO
You look ravishing.
CLAUDIA
You’re not seeing me, you’re seeing
Lilli’s wigs and makeup, I’m somewhere
hidden underneath.
GUIDO
It’s good to see you.
CLAUDIA
I’m assuming that’s code for there’s
no script.
Guido is exasperated.
GUIDO
Why is everybody so suddenly obsessed
with the script?
GUIDO (CONT'D)
Talk to the people who love you in our
films, they’re not interested in my
script! They’re interested in the way
you turn your head, the way the camera
looks past you to the moon... the way
you smile a little as you cry, the way
you really do blush for the camera -
how?! -
(enough examples, sighs)
who even knows, but whatever else it
is, it’s not my script.
They get out of the car and begin to walk away. It’s
almost deserted here.
CLAUDIA
So Lilli says I’m playing a million
different parts -
GUIDO
Not a million - you’re the muses, the
incredible women who made Italy what
it is today, a country run by men -
who are themselves run by women,
whether they know it or not.
CLAUDIA
(teasing him)
So I’m the women behind the great men?
GUIDO
(trying hard to tell the
truth)
The great women...
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 77
GUIDO (CONT'D)
In a way - yes - you have this man in
the story and he’s, he wants to take
hold of everything, to devour
everything, he can’t let anything go,
or, he doesn’t want to, and he changes
direction every day, because he’s
lost, he’s dying, he’s bleeding to
death...
CLAUDIA
(deflating)
And these muses - they fall in love
with the man?
GUIDO
Exactly! They fall in love with him.
CLAUDIA
(decisive)
I’d rather be the man.
GUIDO
What?
CLAUDIA
I’d rather be the man.
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CLAUDIA
IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY,
ONE TIME I NEEDED YOU,
IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY,
YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
MAYBE IT LASTED A DAY,
MAYBE IT LASTED AN HOUR,
BUT SOMEHOW IT WILL NEVER END.
CLAUDIA
These women who come off their
pedestals for a kiss - they’re just
fantasies.
GUIDO
No, you misunderstand...
NINE (11/11/09) p. 78
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CLAUDIA
IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY,
I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU,
IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY,
I WANT TO CRY.
SOMETHING INSIDE ME GOES WEAK,
SOMETHING INSIDE ME SURRENDERS,
AND YOU'RE THE REASON WHY,
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME.
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME
LOOKING AT YOU.
IT SCARES ME SO THAT I CAN HARDLY
SPEAK.
GUIDO
She’s his inspiration.
CLAUDIA
I can’t keep playing that part.
GUIDO
I fall in love with you every time.
CLAUDIA
When there’s a camera between us.
GUIDO
No.
CLAUDIA
It’s not a real person, Guido.
(pointed)
And this man you describe - he doesn’t
know how to love.
GUIDO
There was a time once, we were on
location, some terrible hotel - and
you were in the room directly above me
and I could hear you walking about...
GUIDO (CONT’D)
...and, all through the night, I
wanted to rush up the stairs and
hammer on your door until you opened.
CLAUDIA
And why didn’t you?
GUIDO
I don’t know. I don’t know.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
CLAUDIA
SPECIAL TO ME IN MY LIFE,
SINCE THE FIRST DAY THAT I MET YOU.
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET YOU,
ONCE YOU HAD TOUCHED MY SOUL.
IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY,
YOU'VE MADE ME WHOLE.
CLAUDIA
Maybe you should have knocked, maybe
you should have knocked me right off
the pedestal. I can’t do this
anymore.
CLAUDIA (CONT'D)
This is me. And you have a wife who
loves you.
She hands him the wig and the earrings. She kisses
him.
CLAUDIA (CONT'D)
I’ll miss you. Wrong girl.
DANTE
(to Lilli)
Great work, Lilli... Wonderful
costume...
LILLI
Thank you.
DANTE
...and the hair, makeup, fantastic.
BENITO
She has a beautiful profile.
DANTE
Two great profiles.
FAUSTO
She’s a goddess.
DANTE
And the back isn’t too bad.
FAUSTO
She came directly from Venus.
Beautiful.
DANTE
Fantastic. Guido? Really nice.
Who’s next?
BENITO
Actresses.
DANTE
Okay. Let’s see the actresses.
The room goes dark, the next reel begins. Guido turns
back to look at the screen.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 81
They come on, one after the other, say their names.
Guido gives them things to do. Pick up the phone and
argue with your lover. No, make him laugh. Make him
want you. Walk towards the camera as if you were
frightened. As if you were angry. ON ELEANORA - very
angry on the phone:
BENITO
If we like her, we have to call her
agent right away. Everybody wants her
right now.
DANTE
Well they can keep her.
BENITO
She’s a very funny actress.
DANTE
She’s peculiar. You don’t like her
Guido?
DANTE (CONT'D)
She’s nice.
FAUSTO
She’s very natural.
DANTE
Even better. She’s a bit nervous
here. What do you say, Guido?
Donatella’s nice?
DANTE (CONT’D)
Who’s this? I thought we were looking
for a blonde.
FAUSTO
She’s too tall.
DANTE
Very tall.
BENITO
She’s very beautiful.
DANTE
It’s not the point. Guido wants the
blonde.
FAUSTO
She’s not bad, but -
DANTE
Shh.
FAUSTO
She’s beautiful.
DANTE
She’s too beautiful. For my tastes.
DANTE (CONT’D)
I don’t know what Guido thinks. I
think we are happy with Donatella.
Donatella’s better, isn’t she?
GUIDO
Sure.
DANTE
(delighted, jumps up)
Great. Anyway, fantastic day, but we
have to go home. We have a very, very
busy day tomorrow. Thank you very much
everybody. Thank you. Okay, well
done.
GUIDO
It meant so much to us all. That you
came.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 83
GUIDO (CONT'D)
(nothing from Luisa)
What did you think? Did you like
anybody or -?
(nothing)
Luisa?
FANTASY:
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
LUISA
YOU WANT MY LOVE?
TAKE IT ALL
YOU WANT TO WATCH IT ALL COME OFF?
TAKE IT ALL
COME ON NOW
SHOW ME HOW
YOU TAKE IT ALL...
LUISA
Thank you.
GUIDO
(encouraged)
What for?
LUISA
Thank you for reminding me I’m not
special. You don’t even see what you
do, do you? Even the moments I think
are ours, it’s just you working to get
what you want.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
Luisa strips.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 84
LUISA
YOU WANT MY GLOVE?
ARE YOU ENTHRALLED?
YOU WANT TO SEE IT SLIP AWAY
AND WATCH IT FALL?
OH WE KNOW
IT’S YOUR SHOW
SO TAKE IT ALL
GUIDO
(dawning on him)
What are you talking about?
GUIDO (CONT’D)
The screen test? You have to
understand, it’s nothing, this is what
I do, I direct. That’s my job.
LUISA
And this is our life. You think to
create is to forgive yourself in
public. Fine. But don’t think I can
forgive you in private, because I
can’t ever.
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
LUISA
SO GO AHEAD
TAKE IT ALL
Instrumental.
LUISA (CONT’D)
I WATCH YOU RISE!
I WATCH YOU FALL!
WHILE I AM STANDING
WITH MY BACK AGAINST THE WALL
NOW IT’S YOUR TURN
TO FINALLY LEARN
LUISA
You’re just an appetite, and if you
stopped being greedy you’d die. You
take everything, and I’m empty.
LUISA (CONT’D)
You know, I’m glad I came. I can see
now... it’s hopeless...
GUIDO
What have I done? What have I done,
Luisa?
INT. “SOUNDSTAGE”
GUIDO
I CAN'T MAKE THIS MOVIE,
THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'LL BEGIN IT.
I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THE CAMERAS ROLL.
PROBLEM IS THE SUBJECT,
THERE'S NO PLEASANT WAY TO TREAT IT.
(MORE)
NINE (11/11/09) p. 86
GUIDO (CONT'D)
THE PROBLEM IS THE AUTHOR'S LOST
CONTROL.
HOW I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO,
BUT WE CUT THE LOSSES-STARTING NOW
STRIKE THE SET AND KEEP IT FOR SOME
SIDESHOW.
TELL THE CAST AND CREW THAT THEY CAN
ALL GO.
GUIDO (CONT'D)
FIND ANOTHER GENIUS,
I CAN'T BE ONE OR BECOME ONE.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL HOW I'D BEGIN.
HELP LUISA, HELP ME, HELP ME MAMMA,
HELP ME SOMEONE.
HERE'S A PLACE WHERE I HAVE NEVER
BEEN.
GUIDO OUT IN SPACE
WITH NO DIRECTION,
GUIDO AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO SAY,
GUIDO WITH NO INTERVENING ACTORS,
GUIDO AT THE MERCY OF DETRACTORS,
GUIDO HERE, WITH NO ONE ELSE BUT...
NOTHING HOLDS TOGETHER
NOTHING MAKES A BIT OF SENSE NOW
IMPOSSIBLE TO GRASP OR UNDERSTAND
HOW CAN I GO ON TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF
MY EXISTENCE
END UP BEING NOTHING THAT I PLANNED
HAVE I LOST MYSELF AND ALL I WISHED
FOR
HAS MY LIFE BECOME A MINDLESS GAME
GUIDO, I CAN’T STAND THE NAME OF GUIDO
GUIDO, FOR GODSAKE,
WHO IS THIS GUIDO?
GUIDO HERE, WITH NO ONE ELSE BUT
GUIDO...
GUIDO (CONT'D)
(honest)
I destroyed everything, Mamma...
GUIDO (CONT’D)
...I destroyed everything, I just...
you make one wrong turn and then
because of that, after it all the
turns are wrong. And you are so far
from where you wanted to be...and
you’re lost and then you’re lost.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 87
MAMMA
No one can help you find your way.
(a beat)
It’s up to you, Guido. Up to you.
Nobody else.
A HUGE CRASH...
GUIDO (O.S.)
Old friends, I have to come clean with
you.
GUIDO
There is no movie. I can’t pretend
anymore. We have to stop.
(nothing more to say)
I’m sorry.
LILLI
I’m glad she’s acting again. I made
her costumes for the play. She’s
funny.
GUIDO
She seemed so happy. I didn’t want to
interfere... Is she with anybody?
LILLI
Guido, she’s my friend. I’m not her
mother. I don’t know. I expect so.
Nobody likes to be alone. Promise me
you’re going to let me cut your hair
and get rid of that awful beard.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 89
GUIDO
I like to get about without everybody
pointing at me.
LILLI
And where are you getting about?
GUIDO
Nowhere. Here. I walk. Just to be
able to walk.
LILLI
Are you seeing anybody?
GUIDO
No, no. Nobody.
LILLI
(teasing)
Well, it sounds exciting. Walking
around and not seeing anyone, growing
a beard. I might come up here and
join you.
GUIDO
Don’t tease me, Lilli. My heart is -
LILLI
- I know.
GUIDO
I just miss her. I should have IDIOT
tattooed on my forehead.
LILLI
Luisa certainly thinks so.
GUIDO
(grasping at this)
Does she? Did she really say that?
LILLI
Stop! I’m not going to act as a
postman between you both. Come back
to Rome. Make a movie. Go to work.
GUIDO
No. Never. I’ve spent this time
trying to learn something, Lilli, to
not be the person who forgets about
everybody else, the person who never
grew up.
NINE (11/11/09) p. 90
LILLI
You’re such a dope, aren’t you?
Making movies wasn’t your problem. You
were your problem. Don’t stop being
a child. You’ll never make another
movie! Nobody wants that...
especially Luisa.
LILLI (CONT'D)
Guido - there probably isn’t a single
person passing by who hasn’t been
touched in some way by one of your
movies. That’s your gift. That’s what
you’ve been given. Use it. Just use it
with some grace. For Chrissake.
GUIDO
(doubtful)
The only movie I could make now would
be... I don’t know... would be about a
man trying to win back his wife.
LILLI
Sounds perfect.
(after a beat)
The costumes might not be so bad too.
YOUNG GUIDO
We’re ready to begin!
GUIDO
I can’t remember how you do this.
PIERPAOLO
You’ll remember.
GUIDO
I don’t want to say too much. The
first way that we kill our film is by
talking about it. But this scene is
about reconciliation. And within the
scene I would like you to try and find
your way to begin that journey back
towards each other.
YOUNG GUIDO
Presto! Presto! Take your places!
Andiamo! Andiamo!
GUIDO
(Continuing to speak to
his actors)
Maybe it’s the most important building
block that we have to begin again...
We start from the beginning each time
and I feel today as if I’m starting
from the beginning. We’ll just keep
asking each other questions, and don’t
look to me for the answers, okay?
PIERPAOLO
Maestro, should I call final checks?
GUIDO
Yes.
PIERPAOLO
Makeup, please! Final checks!
PIERPAOLO (CONT'D)
Alora. Silencio per favore. Silence
please.
(to camera)
Gyriamo. E alora motore!
NINE (11/11/09) p. 93
CLAPPER LOADER
Slate.
GUIDO
ACTION.
CUT TO BLACK.