Finding Nemo

Wonder Nass
Script
MARLIN Wow.

CORAL Mmm.

MARLIN Wow.

CORAL Mmm-hmm.

MARLIN Wow.

CORAL Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.

MARLIN So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think that we we're
gonna get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [sighs] Oh yeah. A fish can breath out here. Did your
man deliver or did he deliver?

CORAL My man delivered.

MARLIN And it wasn't so easy.

CORAL Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.

MARLIN You better believe they did--every single one of them.

CORAL Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.

MARLIN So, you do like it, don't you?

CORAL No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable
with the great schools and the amazing view and all, but do we really need so much space?

MARLIN Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look,
look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out and they'll see a whale! See, right by
their bedroom window.

CORAL Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids.

MARLIN Oh, right. Right.

CORAL Aww, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.

MARLIN You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right, we'll name this half Marlin Jr. and
then this half Coral Jr. Okay, we're done.

CORAL I like Nemo.

MARLIN Nemo? Well, we'll name one Nemo but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr.

CORAL Just think that in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents!

MARLIN Yeah. What if they don't like me?

CORAL Marlin.

MARLIN No, really.

CORAL There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you.

CORAL What?

MARLIN You remember how we met?

CORAL Well, I try not to.

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MARLIN Well, I remember. 'Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if there's a hook in my lip?'

CORAL Marlin!

MARLIN 'Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling'.

CORAL Get away!

MARLIN Here he is. Cutie's here! Where did everybody go?

MARLIN [gasps] Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't. They'll be fine. Just get
inside, you, right now.

MARLIN No!

MARLIN Coral! Coral?

MARLIN Coral? Oh!

MARLIN Ohh. There, there, there. It's okay, daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will
never let anything happen to you...Nemo.

NEMO First day of school! First day of school! Wake up, wake up! C'mon, first day of school!

MARLIN I don't wanna go to school. Five more minutes.

NEMO Not you, dad. Me!

MARLIN Okay...huh?

NEMO Get up, get up! It's time for school! It's time for school! It's time for school! It's time for
school! Oh boy! Oh boy!

MARLIN All right, I'm up.

NEMO Oh boy--whoa!

MARLIN Nemo!

NEMO First day of school!

MARLIN [gasps] Nemo, don't move! Don't move! You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it.
All right, where's the break? You feel a break?

NEMO No.

MARLIN Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid is rushing to the area. Now, any rushing fluids?

NEMO No.

MARLIN Are you woozy?

NEMO No.

MARLIN How many stripes do I have?

NEMO I'm fine.

MARLIN Answer the stripe question!

NEMO Three.

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MARLIN No! See, something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three--that's all I have? Oh,
you're okay. How's the lucky fin?

NEMO Lucky.

MARLIN Let's see.

MARLIN Are you sure you wanna go to school this year? 'Cause there's no problem if you don't.
You can wait 5 or 6 years.

NEMO Come on, dad. It's time for school.

MARLIN Ah-ah-ah! Forgot to brush.

NEMO Ohh... MARLIN Do you want this anemone to sting you?

NEMO Yes. MARLIN Brush.

NEMO Okay, I'm done. MARLINbYou missed a spot.

NEMO Where? MARLIN There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and here and here!

MARLIN All right, we're excited. First day of school, here we go. We're ready to learn to get
some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?

NEMO It's not safe.

MARLIN That's my boy. So, first we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out and back in.
And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time--out and back in. And sometimes,
if you wanna do it four times--

NEMO Dad.. MARLIN All right. Come on, boy.

NEMO
Dad, maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark!

MARLIN I highly doubt that. NEMO Have you ever met a shark?

MARLIN No, and I don't plan to. NEMO How old are sea turtles?

MARLIN Sea turtles? I don't know.

NEMO Sandy Plankton from next door, he said that sea turtles, said that they live to be about
a hundred years old!

MARLIN Well, you know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking
to the shark, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin,
hold my fin.

NEMO Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?

MARLIN Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm, I wonder where we're supposed to go.

FISH KIDS Bye, mom! FISH MOM I'll pick you up after school.
CRAB KID Come on, you guys. Stop it! Give it back!

MARLIN Come on, we'll try over there.

MARLIN Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?

BOB Well, look who's out of the anemone.

MARLIN Yes. Shocking, I know.

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BOB Marty, right? MARLIN Marlin. BOB Bob. TED Ted.

BILL Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.

BOB/TED Yeah, yeah. Come on, give us a funny one.

MARLIN Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any
other fish.

BILL Aw, come on, clownie. TED Yeah, do something funny. BOB Yeah!

MARLIN All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well
he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place
and then the sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.
None of them were walking, so forget that I--

BOB Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johansenn's yard, now! KIDS Whoa!

MR. JOHANSSEN All right, you kids! Ooh! Uuh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where,
where'd you go?

NEMO Dad, dad...can I go play too? Can I?

MARLIN I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds.

MARLIN That's where I would play

PEARL What's wrong with his fin?

TAD He looks funny!

SHELDON Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?

BOB Be nice. It's his first time at school.

MARLIN He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.

NEMO Dad.

PEARL See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really
tell.Especially when I twirl them like this.

SHELDON I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes]

TAD I'm obnoxious.

MR. RAY [singing] Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the
open sea.

KIDS Mr. Ray!

SHELDON Come on, Nemo.

MARLIN Whoa, you better stay with me.

MR. RAY [singing]..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and
me to see.

MR. RAY Huh, I wonder where my class has gone?

KIDS We're under here!

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MR. RAY Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. [singing] Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so
lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.

NEMO Dad, you can go now.

MR. RAY Well, hello. Who is this?

NEMO I'm Nemo.

MR. RAY Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.

NEMO Okay.

MR. RAY You live in what kind of home?

NEMO An anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone--

MR. RAY Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers!

MARLIN Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find if he's having trouble swimming, let him
take a break. Ten, fifteen minutes.

NEMO Dad, it's time for you to go now.

MR. RAY Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up
front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves...that means you,
Jimmy.

JIMMY Aw, man! MR. RAY [singing] MARLIN Bye, Nemo! NEMO Bye, dad!

MARLIN Bye, son! Be safe.

BOB Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first timer.

MARLIN Well, you can't hold onto them forever, can you?

BILL Yeah, I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop off.

MARLIN They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?! Wh-what are you,
insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!?

BOB Hey, Marty. Calm down. MARLIN Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy!

BOB 'Pony boy'? BILL You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.

TED Pity.

MR. RAY [singing] Oh, let's name the species, the species, the species. Let's name the species
that live in thesea.

NEMO Whoa.

MR. RAY [singing] There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora,
bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me. Come
on, sing with me. Oh...!

MR. RAY Just the girls this time. [singing] Oh, seaweed is cool. Seaweed is fun. It makes it's
food with the rays of the sun...

MR. RAY Okay, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore but stay close. [gasps]
Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather. An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck.
There are as many protein pairs contained in this...

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TAD Come on, let's go.

MR. RAY Come on, sing with me! [singing] There's porifera, coelentera, hydrozoa, scyphozoa,
anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three!

NEMO Hey guys, wait up! Whoa.

TAD Cool. TAD Saved your life! PEARL Aw, you guys made me ink.

NEMO What's that?

TAD I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a
butt.

NEMO Whoa. PEARL Wow. That's a pretty big butt.

SHELDON Oh, look at me. I'm gonna go touch the butt. [sneezes] Whoa!

SHELDON Oh yeah? Let's see you get closer.

PEARL Okay. Beat that. TAD Come on, Nemo. How far can you go?

NEMO Uh, my dad says it's not safe. MARLIN Nemo, no! NEMO Dad?

MARLIN You were about to swim into open water!

NEMO No, I wasn't go out--but dad!

MARLIN It was a good thing I was here. If I hadn't showed up, I don't know--

PEARL Sir, he wasn't gonna go. TAD Yeah, he was too afraid. NEMO No, I wasn't.

MARLIN This does not concern you, kids. And you're lucky I don't tell your parents you were out
there. You know you can't swim well.

NEMO I can swim fine, dad, okay?

MARLIN No, it's not okay. You shouldn't be anywhere near here. Okay, I was right. You'll start
school in a year or two.

NEMO No, dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean--

MARLIN Clearly, you're not ready. And you're not coming back until you are. You think you can
do these things but you just can't, Nemo! NEMO I hate you.

MR. RAY There's--nothing to see. Gather, uh, over there. Excuse me, is there anything I can do?
I am a scientist, sir. Is there any problem?

MARLIN I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good swimmer and it's a little
too soon for him to be out here unsupervised.

MR. RAY Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.

MARLIN Look, I'm sure he is. But you have a large class and he can get lost from sight if you're
not looking. I'm not saying you're not looking--

FISH KID Oh my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!

MARLIN Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to
get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here, now! Stop! You take one
move, mister. Don't youdare! If you put one fin on that boat..are you listening to me?
Don't touch the bo--Nemo!

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TAD [whispering] He touched the butt.

MARLIN You paddle your little tail back here, Nemo. That's right. You are in big trouble, young
man. Do you hear me? Big...big--

NEMO Aaaah! Daddy! Help me! MARLIN I'm coming, Nemo! KIDS Aaaah!

MR. RAY Get under me, kids!

NEMO Ah! Oh no! Dad! Daddy!

MARLIN Oh! Nemo! Unh! Nemo! Nemo, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! No! Aah! Nemo! Nemo!

DIVER Whoa! Hold on.

MARLIN Oh no. No, no. It's gone, it's gone. No, no, it can't be gone. No, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo!
No! Nemo! Nemo! No! No, please, no! No, no!

MARLIN Has anybody seen a boat!? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me,
please!

DORY Look out! MARLIN Waaaah! MARLIN Ooh, ooh...

DORY Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry! I didn't see you. Sir, are you okay?

MARLIN He's gone, he's gone.. DORY There, there. It's all right.

MARLIN He's gone. DORY It'll be okay.

MARLIN No, no. They took him away. I have to find the boat.

DORY Hey, I've seen a boat. MARLIN You have?

DORY It passed by not too long ago. MARLIN A white one?

DORY Hi. I'm Dory. MARLIN Where!? Which way!?

DORY Oh, oh, oh! It-it went, um, this way! And it went this way! Follow me!

MARLIN Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!

DORY No problem. MARLIN Hey! Wait! DORY Will you quit it?

MARLIN What? DORY I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you?

MARLIN Huh?

DORY You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? You want a piece of me?
Yeah, oooh, I'm scared now. Whaat!?

MARLIN Wait a minute.. DORY Stop following me, okay!?

MARLIN What? You're showing me which way the boat went!

DORY A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this
way. Follow me!

MARLIN Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the
boat was going!

DORY I did? Oh dear...

MARLIN If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish!
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DORY No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss.

MARLIN Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this!

DORY No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family..or at least I think
it does. Hmmm..where are they? Can I help you?

MARLIN Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son.

BRUCE Hello. DORY Well, hi!

BRUCE Name's Bruce. It's all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? So, what's a couple
of bites like you doing out so late, eh?

MARLIN Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.

BRUCE Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm havin'?

DORY You mean like a party?

BRUCE Yeah, yeah, that's right--a party! What do you say?

DORY Ooh, I love parties! Parties are fun!

MARLIN Parties are fun, and it's tempting but--

BRUCE Oh, come on, I insist. MARLIN O-okay..that's all that matters.

DORY Hey, look--balloons! It is a party!

BRUCE Ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't
want one of them to pop.

BRUCE Anchor! Chum! ANCHOR There you are, Bruce, finally!

BRUCE We got company. ANCHOR It's about time, mate.

CHUM We've already gone through all the snacks and I'm still starvin'!

ANCHOR We almost had a feeding frenzy. CHUM Come on, let's get this over with.

BRUCE Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge..

BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM 'I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change

this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food'.

ANCHOR Except stinkin' dolphins.

CHUM Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're sooo cute! 'Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin!
Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a somethin'!'

BRUCE Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, 'BRING A FISH FRIEND'. Now do you all have
your friends?

ANCHOR Got mine. DORY Hey there! BRUCE How 'bout you, Chum?

CHUM Oh, um, I seem to have misplaced my uh, friend.

BRUCE That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself
to one of my friends.

CHUM Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?

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BRUCE I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Bruce.

ANCHOR/CHUM Hello, Bruce.

BRUCE It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and
made into soup.

CHUM You're an inspiration to all of us. ANCHOR Amen.

BRUCE Right, then. Who's next? DORY Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

BRUCE Yes, the little Sheila down the front. DORY Woo-hoo!

BRUCE Come on up here. DORY Hi. I'm Dory.

BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM Hello, Dory.

DORY And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

CHUM Hey, that's incredible. BRUCE Good on 'ya, mate!

DORY Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

BRUCE All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

MARLIN Me? I don't have a problem. BRUCE Oh. Okay..

BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM Denial. BRUCE Just start with your name.

MARLIN Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish--

CHUM A clownfish? Really?! BRUCE Go on, tell us a joke! CHUM Ooh! I love jokes!

MARLIN Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a
sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the
sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

NEMO Daddy! MARLIN Nemo! CHUM Nemo! Ha ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it.

BRUCE For a clownfish, he's not that funny.

MARLIN No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.

DORY Oh my, you poor fish. CHUM Humans. Think they own everything.

ANCHOR Probably American. BRUCE Now there is a father looking for his little boy.

MARLIN Ugh! What do these markings mean? BRUCE I never knew my father! [sobs]

CHUM Aw, come here. ANCHOR Group hug.

CHUM We're all mates here, mate. MARLIN I can't read human.

DORY Well then we gotta find a fish who can read this. Hey, look. Sharks!

MARLIN No, no, no, Dory! DORY Guys, guys! MARLIN No, Dory!

DORY That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww! MARLIN Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

DORY Ow, ow, ow. MARLIN I'm so sorry.

DORY You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? MARLINOhh...

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DORY Ow, ow, ow. BRUCE Dory, are you oka--oohh. Oohh, that's good.

ANCHOR/CHUM Intervention! BRUCE Just a bite!

ANCHOR Hold it together, mate! CHUM Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!

BRUCE FOOD! MARLIN Dory, look out! BRUCE I'm havin' fish tonight!

CHUM Remember the steps, mate! BRUCE Just one bite! BRUCE G'day!

MARLIN/DORY Aaaaaaaah! BRUCE Arrrr!

MARLIN There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape! DORY Who is it?

MARLIN Dory, help me find a way out!

DORY Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape.

MARLINThere's gotta be a way out!

DORY Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled
just like the word 'escape'.

MARLIN Let's go! BRUCE Here's Brucey!

MARLIN Wait a minute..you can read?! DORY I can read? That's right, I can read!

MARLIN Well, then here. Read this now!

ANCHOR He really doesn't mean it, y'know! He never even knew his father!

CHUM Don't fall off the wagon! MARLIN Oh no, it's blocked!

ANCHOR No, Bruce. Focus! CHUM Sorry about--this, mate!

ANCHOR He's really--a nice guy! MARLIN I need to get that mask!

DORY You want that mask? Okay. MARLIN No, no, no, no, no, no!

MARLIN Quick grab the mask! ANCHOR Oh no. Bruce?

BRUCE What? [gasps] Swim away! Swim away!

DORY Aw, is the party over? PELICAN Nice. NEMO Dad? Daddy?

DENTIST Barbara? BARBARA Uh-huh?

DENTIST Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few cotton
rolls.

BARBARA Okay. DENTIST Hello, little fella! NEMO Aah!

DENTIST Heh heh heh! Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef and
I saved him. So, has that novocaine kicked in yet?

PATIENT I think so. We're ready to roll. BUBBLES Bubbles! [muttering] My bubbles.

PEACH He likes bubbles. NEMOAah! Ohh! No! Uhh! JACQUES Bonjour.

NEMO Aah! BLOAT Heh heh! Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.

DEB Oh, he's scared to death.

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NEMO I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?

PEACH Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.

NEMO Pet store? BLOAT Yeah, you know, like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

GURGLE Pet Palace. BUBBLES Fish-O-Rama. DEB Mail order.

PEACH Ebay. GURGLE So which one is it? NEMO I'm from the ocean.

GURGLE Ah, the ocean. The ocean! Aaah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!

JACQUES Oui. GURGLE Clean him! JACQUES Oui. GURGLE Ocean!

JACQUES Ooh, la mer. Bon. Voila. He is clean.

BUBBLES Wow. The big blue. What's it like? NEMO Big...and blue?

BUBBLES I knew it.

DEB Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb, that's me. Or if I'm not
around, you can always talk to my sister Flo. Hi,how are you? Don't listen to anything
my sister says, she's nuts! Ha ha ha ha!

PEACH [muffled] We got a live one!

BLOAT Can't hear you, Peach.

PEACH I said we got a live one.

GURGLE Yes!

BLOAT Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

DEB What do we got?

PEACH Root canal, and by the looks of those x-rays it's not gonna be pretty.

PATIENT Owwwwwwwww!

BLOAT Rubber dam and clamp installed?

PEACH Yep.

GURGLE What did he use to open?

PEACH Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.

DEB I can't see, Flo.

PATIENT You're getting a little too--aaaaah!!!

PEACH Now he's doing the Schilder technique.

BLOAT Oooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.

GURGLE That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.

BLOAT It's got a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.

GURGLE No, no. K-Flex.

BLOAT Hedstrom!
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GURGLE K-Flex!

BLOAT Hedstro--! [inflates] There I go. A little help over here.

DEB I'll go deflate him.

DENTIST All right, go ahead and rinse.

GURGLE Ugh! The human mouth is a disgusting place.

PEACH Hey, Nigel.

NIGEL What did I miss? Am I late?

PEACH Root canal and it's a doozy.

NIGEL Root canal, eh? What did he use to open?

PEACH Gator-Glidden drill.

NIGEL He seems to be favoring that one. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal
terminus... hello.

NIGEL Who's this?

DEB New guy. Ha ha ha!

GURGLE The dentist took him off the reef.

NIGEL An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta
swim, birds gotta eat. [gasps]

DENTIST Hey! No, no, no, no! They're not your fish. They're my fish. Come on, go! Go on, shoo!
Oh, the picture broke. This here's Darla. She's my niece. She's going to be eight next week.
Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She'll be here Friday to pick you up. You're
her present. Shh, shh, shh! It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up
I'm going to see a man about a wallaby.

BLOAT Oh, Darla.

NEMO What? What's wrong with her?

GURGLE She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

BUBBLES Poor Chuckles.

DEB He was her present last year.

BLOAT Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.

PEACH She's a fish killer.

NEMO I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Aaah! Daddy! Help me!

GURGLE Oh, he's stuck!

GILL Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.

NEMO Can you help me?

GILL No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.

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PEACH Gill..

GILL I just wanna see him do it, okay? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail.

NEMO I can't. I have a bad fin.

GILL Never stopped me.

GILL Just think about what you need to do.

BLOAT Come on.

GILL Perfect.

BUBBLES Yay!

GURGLE You did it!

DEB Good squirming! Ha ha ha!

PEACH Wow. From the ocean. Just like you, Gill.

GILL Yeah.

PEACH I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?

GILL I'm thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.

BLOAT So kid, you got a name or what?

NEMO Nemo. I'm Nemo.

MARLIN Nemo. Nemo. [mutters]

DORY Are you gonna eat that? Careful with that hammer...

MARLIN Huh? No, no! What does it say? Dory!

DORY Sea monkey has my money...

MARLIN Wake up! Get up! Come on! Come on!

DORY Yes, I'm a natural blue...

MARLIN Get up!

DORY Look out! Sharks eat fish! Aaaaaah!

DORY Wow. Dusty.

MARLIN [gasps] The mask! Where's the mask? No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask!
Get the mask! Get it!

DORY [singing] Hoo doot doo doot doot doo doot. Whoo-hoo! La la la la la la. Just keeps
going on, doesn't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what are you doing?

MARLIN It's gone. I've lost the mask.

DORY Did you drop it?

MARLIN You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son, now it's gone.

DORY Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
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MARLIN I don't wanna know what you gotta do when life gets you down.

DORY [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we
do? We swim, swim.

MARLIN Dory, no singing.

DORY [singing] Ho ho ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..

MARLIN See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song now it's in my head!

DORY Sorry.

MARLIN Dory, do you see anything?

DORY Aaah! Something's got me!

MARLIN That was me. I'm sorry.

DORY [gasps] Who was that?

MARLIN Who could it be? It's me!

DORY Are..are you my conscience?

MARLIN Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?

DORY Hmm, can't complain.

MARLIN Yeah? Good. Now, Dory. I want you to tell me..do you see anything?

DORY I see..I see a light.

MARLIN A light.

DORY Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience. Am I dead?

MARLIN No, I see it too. What is it?

DORY It's so pretty.

MARLIN I'm feeling...happy. Which is a big deal for me.

DORY I want to touch it. Oh!

MARLIN Hey, come back. Come on back here.

DORY [singing] I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna swim with you.

MARLIN I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna be your best friend...good feeling's gone.

MARLIN I can't see! I don't know where I'm going!

DORY Haah!

MARLIN The mask!

DORY What mask?

DORY Okay, I can't see a thing.

MARLIN Oh, gee!

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DORY Hey, look! A mask!

MARLIN Read it!

DORY I'm sorry, but if you could just bring it a little closer, I kind of need the light.
That's great, keep it right there.

MARLIN Just read it!

DORY Okay, okay. Mr. Bossy. Uh, 'P'. Okay, 'P'. 'Shh-eer...Sher--P. Sher--P. Shirley? P.--'. Oh!
The first line's 'P. Sherman'!

MARLIN P. Sherman doesn't make any sense!

DORYьOkay, second line. '42'.

MARLIN Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Aaaah!

DORY Light, please. 'Walla--Walla--Walla-beee'...

DORY The second line's '42 Wallaby Way'!

MARLIN That's great! Speed read! Take a guess! No pressure! No problem! There's a lot of
pressure! Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!

DORY 'Sydney'. It's 'Sydney'!

MARLIN Duck! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

MARLIN Whoo-hoo! [singing] We did it, we did it! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight,
whoo!

BOTH [singing] Eating here tonight!

MARLIN Dory.

DORY [singing] No, no, no eating here tonight. You on a diet--

MARLIN Dory! What did the mask say?

DORY 'P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney'. [gasps] I remember what it said! I usually forget
things, but I remembered it this time!

MARLIN Whoa, whoa, wait! Where is that?

DORY I don't know. But who cares? I remembered!

DORY P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!

JACQUES Psst. Nemo.

NEMO Mmmm...

JACQUES Nemo.

NEMO Huh?

JACQUES Suivez-moi. Follow me.

BLOAT/BUBBLES/GURGLE [chanting] Ha! Ho! Hwa! Hwee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ho! Hwa! Hwee!
Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ho! Hwa! Hwee! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hahoo! Wahoo! Yahoo! Ho! Ha! Ho! Wahee!
Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hoo!
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GILL State your name.

NEMO Nemo.

GILL Brother Bloat, proceed.

BLOAT Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount
Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.

NEMO Huh?

PEACH We want you in our club, kid.

NEMO Really?

BLOAT If you are able to swim through..THE RING OF FIRE! [whispers to Jacques] Turn on the
Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire, you said you could do it--THE RING OF FIRE!

BUBBLES Bubbles! Bubbles! Let me--oww!

PEACH Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!

GILL From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.

BLOAT/BUBBLES/GURGLE Sharkbait! Ooh ha ha!

GILL Welcome, brother Sharkbait!

BLOAT/BUBBLES/GURGLE Sharkbait! Ooh ha ha!

GILL Enough with the Sharkbait.

GURGLE Sharkbait! Ooh..ba-ba-doo.

GILL Okay, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?

BLOAT/BUBBLES/GURGLE Agreed!

GILL We can't send him off to his death. Darla's coming in 5 days, so what are we gonna do?
I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we're gonna get him outta here. We're gonna help him escape.

NEMO Escape? Really?

GILL We're all gonna escape!

GURGLE Gill, please, not another one of your escape plans.

DEB Sorry, but they, they just, they never work.

BLOAT Yeah. Why should this be any different?

GILL 'Cause we've got him.

NEMO Me?

GILL You see that filter?

NEMO Yeah?

GILL You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take
a pebble inside and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and
filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself. And
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when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in the individual baggies, then we roll
ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the
street and into the harbor! It's foolproof! Who's with me?

GURGLE I think your nuts. No offense, kid, but, um..you're not the best swimmer.

GILL He's fine, he can do this. So Sharkbait, what do you think?

NEMO Let's do it.

DORY I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P.
Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you're askin' where I'm goin'. I'll tell you that's
where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear
you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way...

MARLIN Excuse me. Ex-excuse me, um, hi. Do you know how to get to--hello? W-w-w-wait! Can
you tell me--hey! Hold it! Wait a minute! I'm trying to talk to you. Okay, fellas, come back
here. Please, one quick question. I need to aaaaand they're gone again. [sighs]

DORY P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell
you again. I don't get tired of it--

MARLIN Okay, all right.

DORY Huh?

MARLIN Here's the thing.

DORY Uh-huh.

MARLIN Y'know, I just, I-I think it's best if I just, if I just, carry on from here by..by myself.

DORY Okay.

MARLIN Y'know, alone.

DORY Uh-huh.

MARLIN Without, without..well, I mean, not without you. I mean, it's just that I don't want you...
with me.

DORY Huh?

MARLIN I don't wanna hurt your feelings..

DORY You want me to leave?

MARLIN Well, I mean not..yes, yeah. It's just that you know I-I just can't afford anymore delays
and you're one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's
a whole group of fish. They're..'delay fish'.

DORY You mean..[whimper]you mean you don't..like me? [sobs]

MARLIN No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't wanna be with you. It's a
complicated emotion. Oh, don't cry. I like you.

MOONFISH LEADER Hey, you! Lady, is this guy botherin' you?

DORY Um, I don't remember. Were you?

MARLIN No, no, no, no, no. We're just, we're..hey, do you guys know how I can get to--

MOONFISH LEADER Look, pal. We're talkin' to the lady, not you. Hey-hey, you like impressions?
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DORY Mm-mmm-mmmm.

MOONFISH LEADER Okay. Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So, what are we? Take a guess.

DORY Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.

MOONFISH LEADER I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.

DORY Wait, wait, um..

MARLIN It's a swordfish.

MOONFISH LEADER Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. Where's the butter?

DORY Oh-oh-oh! It's on the tip of my tongue.

MARLIN [coughs up answer]Lobster.

MOONFISH LEADER Saw that.

MARLIN What?

MOONFISH LEADER Lots of legs, lives in the ocean.

DORY Clam!

MOONFISH LEADER Close enough. [singing] Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you lad, a whale of
a tale.

DORY Oh, they're good.

MARLIN Will somebody please give me directions?

MOONFISH LEADER [impersonating Marlin] Will somebody please give me directions?

DORY Ha ha ha ha ha!

MARLIN I'm serious.

MOONFISH LEADER Blah-blah-blah! Me-me-blah! Blah-blah-blah-blah-me-me-me!

MARLIN Thank you.

DORY Oh dear. Hey, hey come back! Hey, what's the matter?

MARLIN What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from
home, with a fish that can't even remember her own name.

DORY Boy, bet that's frustrating.

MARLIN Yeah. Meanwhile my son is out there.

DORY You're son Chico?

MARLIN Nemo.

DORY Right. Got it.

MARLIN But it doesn't matter, 'cause no fish in this entire ocean is gonna help me.

DORY Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Hey, guys.

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MOONFISH LEADER What, is he bothering you again?

DORY No, no, he's a good guy. Go easy on him, he's lost his son, Fabio. Any of you heard of
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

MOONFISH LEADER Sydney? Oh sure. Why, Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted?

MOONFISH TED Sure do.

DORY Oh, hey! They know Sydney! You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?

MOONFISH LEADER What you wanna do is follow the EAC, that's the East Australian Current.
Big current, can't miss it, it's in..that direction. And then you gotta follow that for about, I
don't know, what do you guys think? About three leagues? And that little baby's gonna
put you right past Sydney.

MARLIN Great! That's great! Dory, you did it!

DORY Oh, please. I'm just your little helper. Helping along, that's me.

MARLIN Well, listen fellas, thank you.

MOONFISH LEADER Don't mention it. And, uh, loosen up. Okay, buddy?

DORY Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.

MOONFISH LEADER Oh, hey ma'am, one more thing.

DORY Yes.

MOONFISH LEADER When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.

DORY Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, wait up, partner.
Hold on. Wait! Wait-wait! I got, I gotta tell you something..whoa. Nice trench. Hello!
Okay, let's go.

MARLIN Bad trench, bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.

DORY Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag goin' up. Somethin's telling me we should swim
through it, not over it.

MARLIN Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.

DORY I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.

MARLIN And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.

DORY Come on, trust me on this.

MARLIN Trust you?

DORY Yes, trust. It's what friends do.

MARLIN Look! Something shiny!

DORY Where?

MARLIN Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it.

DORY Okay.

DORY Boy, sure is clear up here.

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MARLIN Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.

DORY Hey, little guy.

MARLIN You wanted to go through the trench.

DORY I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here,
Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]---oww!

MARLIN Dory! That's a jellyfish!

DORY Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!

MARLIN Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Get away! Come here, let me see.

DORY Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

MARLIN I'm not gonna touch it. I just wanna look.

DORY Heeey, how come it didn't sting you?

MARLIN It did. It's just that....hold still. I live in this anemone and I'm, I'm, I'm used to these kind
of stings. Come here. It doesn't look bad, you're gonna be fine. But now we know, don't we?

DORY Yeah.

MARLIN That we don't wanna touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a
little one.[gasps]

MARLIN Don't move! This is bad, Dory.

DORY Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!

MARLIN [gasps] Dory!

DORY Boing-boing-boing! [singing] You can't catch me!

MARLIN Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will..not sting you. The tops don't sting you,
that's it!

DORY Ooh! Two in a row, beat that.

MARLIN Dory! All right, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.

DORY A game? MARLIN A game. DORY A game? MARLIN Yes.

DORY Aah! I love games! Pick me!

MARLIN All right, here's the game. Um, whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish, wins.

DORY Okay! MARLIN Rules, rules, rules!

DORY Okay!

MARLIN You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops.

DORY Something about tentacles, got it. On your mark, get set, go!

MARLIN W-wait! Wait! Not something about them, it's all about them! Wait!

DORY Weeee!

MARLIN Dory!
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DORY Gotta go faster if you wanna win!

MARLIN [gasps] Dory!

DORY Boing! Boing! Boing-boing-boing-boing!

MARLIN Wait a minute--whoa! Dory!

DORY Weeee!

MARLIN So, we're cheating death now. That's what we're doin'. We're havin' fun at the same
time. I can do this, just be careful.

DORY Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!

MARLIN Oh, I don't think so!

DORY Ha ha ha ha! Whooo! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution, I was built for speed.

MARLIN The question is, Dory, are you hungry?

DORY Huh? Hungry?

MARLIN Yeah, 'cause you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The clownfish
is the winner! Woohoo! We did it! We're gonna...Dory? Oh no. Dory! Dory! Dory! [gasps]
Dory! Uggghhh!

DORY Ugh...am I disqualified?

MARLIN No, you're doing fine! You're, you're actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. Uh,
where does P. Sherman live?

DORY P..Sherman..Wallaby Way...Sydney...

MARLIN That's it! Oww! Ow! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ow! Stay awake! Stay--awake!

DORY Awake...P..Sherman..

MARLIN Awake...

DORY ..42 Wallaby Way...

MARLIN Awake...wake up...Nemo...

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GILL You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?

NEMO Yeah.

GILL Well, you're lucky to have someone out there who's lookin' for you.

NEMO He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean.

GILL Peach, any movement?

PEACH He's had at least four cups of coffee, it's gotta be soon.

GILL Keep on him.

GILL My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aimin' for the toilet.

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NEMO Toilet?

GILL All drains lead to the ocean, kid.

NEMO Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?

GILL Aah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to 'ya.

BUBBLES Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles---

PEACH Potty break! Potty break! He just grabbed the Reader's Digest! We have 4.2 minutes.

GILL That's your cue, Sharkbait.

BLOAT You can do it, kid.

GILL Okay, you gotta be quick. Once you get in, you swim down to the bottom of the chamber
and I'll talk you through the rest.

NEMO Okay. GILL Go on, it'll be a piece of kelp. Nicely done! Can you hear me?

NEMO Yeah. GILL Here comes the pebble. Now, do you see a small opening?

GILL Okay, inside it you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the
fan to stop it turning.

GILL Careful, Sharkbait. NEMO I can't do it!

PEACH Gill, this isn't a good idea. GILL He'll be fine. Try again. NEMO Okay.

GILL That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady. NEMO I got it! I got it! BLOAT He did it!

GILL That's great, kid! Now, swim up the tube and out. NEMO Oh no! Gill! Gill!

GILL Sharkbait! BLOAT Oh my gosh! GILL Get 'im outta there! Get 'im outta there!

BUBBLES Help him! GURGLE What do we do!? What do we do!?

PEACH Oh no! GILL Stay calm, kid! Just don't panic! NEMO Help me!

GILL Sharkbait! Grab hold of this! NEMO No! No! GILL Feed me more!

GURGLE That's it! GILL Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it! NEMO I got it! GILL Pull!

PEACH Gill, don't make him go back in there.

GILL No. We're done.

CRUSH Dude. Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.

CRUSH Oh, he lives! Hey, dude!

MARLIN Ooooh..what happened?

CRUSH Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, 'whoa'! And then we were all like,
'whoa'! And then you were like, 'whoa'.

MARLIN What're you talking about?

CRUSH You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.

MARLIN Ooh.

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CRUSH
Awesome.

MARLIN
Ooh..ooh, my stomach. Ooooh..

CRUSH
Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, okay, just waxed it.

MARLIN
So Mr. Turtle...

CRUSH
Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. Name's Crush.

MARLIN
Crush? Really? Okay Crush, listen I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?

CRUSH
Ha ha ha, dude, ha ha, you're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!

CRUSH
Okay, grab shell, dude!

MARLIN
Grabbing--waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Whooooooaaaa!!!

CRUSH
Ha ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!

MARLIN
Stop!

CRUSH
So, what brings you on this fine day to the EAC?

MARLIN
Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. [gasps] Dory! Dory! Is she all right!?

CRUSH
Oh. Oh, Little Blue. She is sub-level, dude.

MARLIN
Dory, Dory! Dory!

DORY
Hmm-mmm....

MARLIN
Oh, Dory. I-I-I'm so sorry. This is all my fault, it's my fault...

DORY
..29, 30! Ready or not, here I come! There you are! Catch me if you can! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

MARLIN
Huh?

SQUIRT
Whoa!

MARLIN
[gasps] Oh my goodnes!
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CRUSH
Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.

SQUIRT
Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see
what I did?

CRUSH
You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me some fin..noggin..

CRUSH/SQUIRT
..dude!

CRUSH
Oh, intro. Jellyman, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

SQUIRT
Jellies? Sweet.

CRUSH
Totally.

MARLIN
Well, apparently, I must've done something you all like. Heh, uh, dudes.

SQUIRT
You rock, dude.

MARLIN
Ow.

CRUSH
Curl away, my son. Aw, it's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, leave 'em
on the beach to hatch, then coo-coo-ca-choo, they find their way back to the big 'ol blue.

MARLIN
All by themselves?

CRUSH
Yeah.

MARLIN
But-but-but dude, how do you know when they're ready?

CRUSH
Well, you never really know. But when they'll know, you'll know, you know? Ha.

DORY
Hey! Look, everybody!

SQUIRT
I know that dude. It's the Jellyman.

DORY
Well, go on, jump on him.

TURTLE KIDS
Turtle pile!

MARLIN
W-w-wai-wait--

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TURTLE KID 1
Are you funny?

TURTLE KID 2
Where's your shell?

MARLIN
Hold on, I need to breath--

TURTLE KID 3
Are you running away?

TURTLE KID 4
Did you really cross the jellyfish forest?

TURTLE KID 5
Did they sting you?

MARLIN
One at a time!

TURTLE KID 6
Mr. Fish, did you die?

DORY
Sorry. I was a little vague on the details.

SQUIRT
So where are you going?

MARLIN
Well, you see my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.

TURTLE KIDS
[gasp]

DORY
No way.

SQUIRT
What happened?

MARLIN
No, no, no, kids. I don't wanna talk about it.

TURTLE KIDS
Awww! Please?

SQUIRT
Pleeeease?

MARLIN
[sighs] Well, okay. I live on this reef, a long long way from here.

DORY
Oh, boy. This is gonna be good, I can tell.

MARLIN
And my son, Nemo, see he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been
so tough on him, I don't know. Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat and when
he was out there, these divers appeared and I tried to stop them but the boat was too fast.
So we swam out in the ocean to follow them...

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TURTLE KID
They couldn't stop them. And then Nemo's dad, he swims out to the ocean and they bump into..

SMALL FISH
..three ferocious sharks! He scares away the sharks by blowin' them up!

BIG FISH
Golly, that's amazing!

SMALL FISH
And then dives thousands of..

LOBSTER
..feet straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there, you can see a thing.
How's it goin', Bob? And the only thing that they can see down there..

SWORDFISH
..is the light from this big horrible creature with razor sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man.
And then he has to blast his way...

DOLPHIN
So, these two little fish have been..searching the ocean for days. On the East Australian
Current.

FEMALE BIRD
Which means that he may be on his way here right now. That should put them in Sydney..

MALE BIRD 1
..Harbor in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy's gonna stop at..

MALE BIRD 2
..nothing until he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it.

MALE BIRD 3
That's one dedicated father if you ask me.

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

NIGEL
Oh, would you just shut up! You're rats with wings!

PELICAN
..bloke's been lookin' for his boy Nemo.

NIGEL
Nemo?

PELICAN
He was taken off the reef by divers and this..

NIGEL
There, take it! You happy!

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

NIGEL
Hey, hey, hey! Say that again! You said something about Nemo. What was it?

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine!

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CRAB
Whooooooaaa..watcha!

GULL
Mine!

PELICAN
Last I heard, he's headin' towards the harbor.

NIGEL
Ho ho! Brilliant!

NEMO
[sighs]

DEB
Is he doing okay?

GURGLE
I don't know, but whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R..

NEMO
It's okay, I know who you're talking about.

NEMO
Gill? Gill?

GILL
Hey, Sharkbait.

NEMO
I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--

GILL
No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that
ocean. I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.
I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.

NIGEL
All right! Hey, hey, hey, hey--!

DENTIST
What the!?

PATIENT
AAAAAAAAAH!!! Oooooh...

DENTIST
Well, uh, that's one way to pull a tooth. He he he he he! Huh, darn kids. Well, good
thing I pulled the right one, eh, prime minister? He he he he!

NIGEL
Hey, hey. Psst!

PEACH
Oh, Nigel. You just missed an extraction.

NIGEL
Ooh! Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet--oh, what I'm talkin' about!? Nemo!
Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him.

NEMO
What? What is it?
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NIGEL
Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean looking for you.

NEMO
My father? Really?

GILL
Really?

NIGEL
Oh yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's been battling sharks and jellyfish and
all sorts of--

NEMO
Sharks? That can't be him.

NIGEL
Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout..

NEMO
Marlin?

NIGEL
That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.

NEMO
It's my dad! He took on a shark!

NIGEL
I heard he took on three.

DEB/BLOAT/GURGLE
Three!?

GILL
Three sharks!?

BLOAT
That's gotta be forty eight hundred teeth!

NIGEL
You see, kid, after you were taken by diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat
you were on like a maniac.

NEMO
Really?

NIGEL
He's swimming and he's swimming and he's giving it all he's got and then three gigantic
sharks capture him and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased
by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a
reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! And now he's riding with a bunch
of sea turtles on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right
now, to Sydney!

BLOAT
Wow! Ha ha ha!

DEB
Oh, what a good daddy!

GILL
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He was lookin' for you after all, Sharkbait.

GILL
[gasps]

GURGLE
He's swimming to the filter!

GILL
[gasps] Sharkbait!

BLOAT
Not again!

GILL
Sharkbait!

DEB
No!

GURGLE
You've got your whole life ahead of you!

BLOAT
Oh no!

GILL
We'll help you, kid!

BLOAT
Gotta get him out!

DEB
Gimme that thing!

DEB
Get him outta there!

GURGLE
Come on, kid! Grab the end!

ALL
[gasps]

DEB
Sharkbait!

BLOAT
Sharkbait! Are you okay!?

GURGLE
No!

GILL
Can you hear me, Sharkbait!? Nemo! Can you hear me!?

NEMO
Yeah, I can hear you.

GILL
Sharkbait, you did it!

GURGLE
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Sharkbait, you're--covered with germs! Aaaaaaah!!!

GILL
That took guts, kid.

GILL
All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get
plenty dirty in that time but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques!

JACQUES
Oui!

GILL
No cleaning.

JACQUES
I shall resist.

GILL
Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank
so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.

BLOAT
[belch]

GILL
Good work.

NEMO
Ha ha ha ha!

CRUSH
All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!

MARLIN
Where!? I don't see it!

DORY
Right there! I see it! I see it!

MARLIN
You mean the swirling vortex of terror!?

CRUSH
That's it, dude!

MARLIN
Of course it is.

CRUSH
Okay, first: find your exit buddy!

CRUSH
Do you have your exit buddy?

DORY
Yes!

CRUSH
Okay, Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!

SQUIRT
Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit
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the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and
punch it!

MARLIN
It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute! But I don't
know what you're saying! Say the first thing again!

CRUSH
Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

MARLIN/DORY
Aaaaaaaaaah!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! Whoooooooooooaaaaa!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Woohoooo!!!
Whoooooaaa!!!

DORY
Whoooo!

MARLIN
Ha ha ha ha! That was..fun! Ha ha! I actually enjoyed that!

DORY
Hey, look! Turtles!

CRUSH
Ha ha! Most excellent! Now, turn your fishy tails 'round and swim straight on through
to Sydney! No worries, man!

MARLIN
No worries! Thank you, dude Crush!

TURTLE KIDS
Bye! Bye, Jellyman!

CRUSH
You tell your little dude I said 'hi', okay?

SQUIRT
See you later, dudes!

DORY
Bye, everyone!

MARLIN
Oh, Nemo would've loved this. Hey, ooh! Hey, Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?

CRUSH
Hundred and fifty, dude! And still young! Rock on!

MARLIN
Hundred and fifty! Hundred and fifty, I gotta remember that.

DORY
Whoa. We goin' in there?

MARLIN
Yup.

DORY
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

MARLIN
Yup. We're gonna just swim straight.

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DORY
[singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

MARLIN
Dory?

MARLIN
Boy, this is taking a while.

DORY
Hey, how about we play a game?

MARLIN
Okay.

DORY
Uh, okay. I'm thinking of something, uh, orange. And it's small..

MARLIN
It's me.

DORY
Right. Okay..

DORY
..orange, and uh, small..

MARLIN
It's me.

DORY
All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants.

DORY
..orange and small, and white stripes..

MARLIN
Me. And the next one's just a guess: me.

DORY
Okay, that's just scary.

MARLIN
W-w-wait, I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it
before and that means we're going in circles and that means we're not going straight!

DORY
Hey. Hey!

MARLIN
We gotta get to the surface, come on! Let's figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!
Wha--?

DORY
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. Now, let's ask somebody for directions.

MARLIN
Oh, fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There's nobody here!

DORY
Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.
Let's see...okay, no one there. Uhh, nope. Nada. [gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--

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MARLIN
Dory! Dory! Dory! Okay, now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious.
It's a fish we don't know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out
our bones!

DORY
What is it with men and asking for directions?

MARLIN
Look, I don't wanna play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the
'Let's Not Die' card.

DORY
You wanna get outta here, don't you?

MARLIN
Of course, I do.

DORY
Well then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Hmmm?
Hmmmm!? Come on, trust me on this.

MARLIN
All right.

DORY
Excuse me! Woohoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say 'hi'.

MARLIN
Ha..hello.

DORY
His son Bingo..

MARLIN
Nemo.

DORY
..Nemo, was taken to, uh..

MARLIN
Sydney.

DORY
Sydney. Yes. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can. So can
you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.

MARLIN
Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.

DORY
Oh. Oh, oh, big fella. Big fe--whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale.
MOOOOO-WEEEEEEE-NEEEEED...

MARLIN
Uh, Dory..what're you doing?

DORY
TOOOOOOO-FIIIIIIND...

MARLIN
What're you doing?

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DORY
HIS-SOOOOOOOOOOOON...

MARLIN
Are you sure you speak whale?

DORY
CAN-YOOOOOOOUUU-GIIIIIIIIIVE-USSSS-DIRECTIOOOOOOOONS-TOOOOOOOOO...

MARLIN
Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.

DORY
COOOME-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

MARLIN
He's not coming back. You offended him.

DORY
Maybe a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA..!

MARLIN
Dory. Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like..upset stomach.

DORY
Maybe I should try humpback.

MARLIN
No, don't try humpback.

DORY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!

MARLIN
Okay, you actually sound sick.

DORY
Maybe louder, huh? RAAAH!!! RAAAAH!!!

MARLIN
Don't do that!

DORY
Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish?

MARLIN
It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

DORY
MOOOO..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MARLIN
It's just as well, he might be hungry.

DORY
Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill.

KRILL
Swim away!

DORY
Oh, look. Krill.

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MARLIN
Move, Dory! Move!

DORY
Aah-aaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

GILL
Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to
you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning!

JACQUES
I am ashamed.

PEACH
Hey, look. Scum angel.

GURGLE
Aah! Aaaah! Ooh-ooh! Aaaaah!

BUBBLES
Bubbles! I love the bubbles--! [coughs]

DEB
Flo! Flo! Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!

PEACH
Nine o' clock and cue dentist.

DENTIST
Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.

PEACH
Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go, okay.

DENTIST
Little Davey Reynolds.

PEACH
Okay. Walks to the counter, drops the keys..

GURGLE
Bloat, that's disgusting!

BLOAT
Tastes pretty good to me. [belch]

GURGLE
Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--

PEACH
Shhh! Here he comes.

DENTIST
Crikey, what a state. Oh. Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?

BARBARA
Uh, ten 'o clock, luv.

DENTIST
Leave it open, would you? I gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.

GILL
He he! Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
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NEMO
Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!

GILL
Are you ready to see your dad, kid?

NEMO
Uh-huh.

GILL
Of course you are. Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor
waitin' for you right now.

NEMO
Yeah.

MARLIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ooof!

DORY
Ha~~haaa~~haaaaaaah! Whooo!

MARLIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

DORY
Here comes a big one--whooooooo! Come on, you gotta try this!

MARLIN
Would you just stop it!?

DORY
Why? What's wrong?

MARLIN
We're in a whale! Don't you get it!?

DORY
A whale?

MARLIN
A whale! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!

DORY
Wow. A whale. You know I speak whale.

MARLIN
No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son!
I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [sobs]

DORY
Woo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo! Hey. You okay?

DORY
There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay.

MARLIN
No. No, it won't.

DORY
Sure it will, you'll see.

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MARLIN
No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.

DORY
Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.

MARLIN
What?

DORY
Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.
Not much fun for little Harpo.

DORY
Hmm..

MARLIN
What's going on?

DORY
I don't know. I'll ask him. MMMWWHAAAAAAAAA! HUUUWHAAAAAAAAA..

MARLIN
Dory. Dory.

MARLIN
..AAAAAAAAAAT'SSS-GOOIIIIIIING..

MARLIN
Dory.

DORY
..OOOOOOOOONNN?

DORY
I think he says we've stopped.

MARLIN
Of course, we've stopped. Just stop trying to speak whale, you're gonna make things worse.
[gasps] What is that noise? Oh no. Look what you did. The water's going down!
It's-it's-it's going down!

DORY
Really? You sure about that?

MARLIN
Look, it's already half-empty!

DORY
Hmm..I'd say it's half full.

MARLIN
Stop that! It's half-empty!

DORY
Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat
or he wants a root beer float.

MARLIN
Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby!? Huh!?
Do I taste good!? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!

DORY
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Okay. HEEEEEEEEE--

MARLIN
Stop talking to him--waaaah!

DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

MARLIN
What is going on!?

DORY
I'll check! WHAAAAAAA--!

MARLIN
No! No more whale! You can't speak whale!

DORY
Yes, I can!

MARLIN
No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't, Nemo!

DORY
Okay.

MARLIN
Dory!

DORY
He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!

MARLIN
How do you know!? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen!?

DORY
I don't!

MARLIN/DORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

MARLIN
Ha ha ha! We're alive!

DORY
Look! Sy-d-ney..Sydney! Uh, Sydney! Sydney again!

MARLIN
You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son!

MARLIN
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU-SIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

DORY
Wow. I wish I could speak whale.

MARLIN
Okay. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.

DORY
Right!

MARLIN
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Come on, Dory. We can do this!

PEACH
[yawn] Morning. [gasps] It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the
tank is clean and we are getting out of--[gasps]--the tank is clean. The tank is clean!

DEB
But how?

GILL
Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleepin'.

NEMO
What're we gonna do?

GILL
What's it say, Peach?

PEACH
[muffled] The AquaScum two-thousand..

GILL
I can't hear you, Peach.

PEACH
'The AquaScum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning maintenance free salt water purifier
that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium fish'.

BLOAT
[inflates] Stop it!

PEACH
'The AquaScum is programmed to scan your tank environment every 5 minutes'?

GURGLE
Scan? What does that mean?

GURGLE
Aaah!

AQUASCUM
Temperature: 82 degrees. PH balance: normal.

ALL
Oooooh.

PEACH
Nice.

GURGLE
Ooh..ah..curse you, AquaScum!

BLOAT
That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined!

NEMO
Then what're we gonna do about--

ALL
[gasps] Darla!

GILL
Stay down, kid!
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BLOAT
False alarm.

GURGLE
My nerves can't take much more of this.

BLOAT
What're we gonna do when that little brat gets here?

GILL
I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.

NEMO
Aaah! Oh! Gill!

GILL
[gasps] Nemo!

NEMO
Help me! Help me!

GILL
Hold on! I'm comin'!

NEMO
Help me!

GILL
Swim down! Come on, kid! Swim down! Come on!

BLOAT
Everybody jump in!

DEB
Swim down!

GILL
That's it!

DENTIST
What the!?

ALL
Yay!

GILL
Good work!

NEMO
Gill!

GILL
[gasps] Nemo!

BLOAT
Sharkbait!

GILL
Roll, kid! Lean! Lean!

DENTIST
Whoops. That would've been a nasty fall.
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NEMO
Gill! Don't let me go belly up!

GILL
Just calm down, Nemo.

NEMO
Don't let me go belly up!

GILL
You won't go belly up, I promise. You're gonna be okay.

ALL
[gasps] Darla!

DORY
All right, do any of these boats look familiar to you?

MARLIN
No, but the boat has to be here somewhere! Come on, Dory, we're gonna find it.

DORY
I'm totally excited. [yawn] Are you excited? [yawn]

MARLIN
Dory, wake up, wake up. Come on.

DORY
[gasps] Duck!

MARLIN
That's not a duck. It's a--pelican! Whooooaaaaah!

DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

MARLIN
No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!

PELICAN
Hey, hey, Nigel. Heh, would you look at that?

NIGEL
Huh? Wha-what?

PELICAN
Sun's barely up and already Gerald's had more than he can handle.

NIGEL
Yeah. Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy.

PELICANS
Yeah, yeah, right.

NIGEL
Well, don't everybody fly off at once.

NIGEL
All right, Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue?

DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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NIGEL
Love a duck!

MARLIN
I gotta find my son Nemo!

NIGEL

[gasps] Nemo? Hey, hey, hey! He's that fish! Y'know the one we were talking about!
The one that's been fighting the whole ocean! Hey, I know where your son i--huh?
Hey, wait! Come back! Stop!

MARLIN
Dory, keep going! He's crazy!

NIGEL
I got something to tell 'ya!

GULL
Mine.

NIGEL
Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

MARLIN
Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?

GULL
Mine.

NIGEL
Because I can take you to your son.

MARLIN
Yeah, right.

NIGEL
No. I know your son. He's orange, he's got a gimpy fin on one side..

MARLIN
That's Nemo!

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

NIGEL
Fasten your seatbelts!

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

DORY
Whoooooo! Woohooooo!

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

DORY
Ha-haaaa! Ha ha ha ha!
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MARLIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

NIGEL
Everybody hold on!

MARLIN/DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

GULLS
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

BUBBLES
Aaaah! Too loud! Too loud for me!

DARLA
[singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star.

PEACH
Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!

BARBARA
Darla, you're uncle will see you now.

DENTIST
All right, let's see those pearly whites.

DARLA
RAAAH! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.

DENTIST
And a piranha's a fish, just like your present.

DARLA
[giggling] I get a fishy! Fishy, fishy, fishy!

DENTIST
Oh no. Poor little guy.

BLOAT
He's dead!

GILL
Sharkbait!

DARLA
Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy!

DENTIST
He he he! Must've left your present in the car, sweetie. Ha ha ha ha ha!

DARLA
Awwwww.

DENTIST
I'll go and get it.

GILL
[gasps] He's still alive!

PEACH
He's not dead!
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BLOAT
What's happening? Why is he playing dead?

GILL
He's gonna get flushed down the toilet! He's gonna get outta here!

DEB
Yay!

BLOAT
He's gonna get flushed!

GURGLE
What a smart little guy!

GILL
Oh no, not the trash can!

BUBBLES
Nemo! No!

NIGEL
Hey! Hey! I found his dad!

MARLIN
Where's Nemo!? Where is he!?

BLOAT
Dentist! Dentist!

GILL
He's over there!

MARLIN
What's a dentist!? What is that!? [gasps] Nigel, get in there!

NIGEL
I can't go in there.

MARLIN
Oh yes, you can! Charge!

DARLA
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

DENTIST
What the--!? Darla, sweetie! Look out!

DARLA
Aaaaaaaah!

DENTIST
Hold still!

DARLA
Aaaaaaaah!

DENTIST
Easy! Easy!

DARLA
Aaaaaaaah!
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DENTIST
Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you! Oof!

MARLIN
[gasps] Nemo.

DORY
[gasps] Oh my goodness.

DENTIST
Gotcha! Keep down!

MARLIN
Nemo!

NEMO
Daddy?

DENTIST
Out with 'ya! And stay out!

NEMO
Daddy!?

DARLA
Fishy? Fishy! Wake up! Wake up!

DEB
Oh no!

GILL
Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!

DARLA
Why are you sleeping!?

PEACH
Hurry!

GILL
Bloat! Ring of Fire!

DARLA
Fishy--aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

DENTIST
What!? All the animals have gone mad!

DARLA
Aaaaaaaah! Get it out!

GURGLE
Smack her in the head!

BLOAT
Go, Gill! Go!

DARLA
Fish in my hair! Aaaaaaaah!

NEMO
Gill.
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GILL
Sharkbait. Tell your dad..I said..hi. Go get 'em.

DENTIST
Ooooh. [gasps]

BLOAT
He did it! Ha ha!

DEB
Yay!

BUBBLES
I'm so happy!

GURGLE
Is he gonna be okay, Gill?

GILL
Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.

DARLA
Fishy!

NEMO
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Daddy!

NIGEL
I'm, I'm so sorry. Truly, I am.

DORY
Hey..

MARLIN
Dory. If it wasn't for you, I never even would have made it here. So, thank you.

DORY
Hey! Hey, wait a minute. W-w-wait! Where are you going?

MARLIN
It's over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo's gone and I'm going home now.

DORY
No..no, you can't! Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for
so long before. And if you leave, if you leave...I just, I remember things better with you.
I do. Look, P. Sherman, 42..40..2..agh! I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is
because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I, I look at you and...I'm home. Please.
I don't want them to go away. I don't wanna forget.

MARLIN
I'm sorry, Dory, but I do.

CRAB 1
Manna from heavens!

CRAB 2
Sweet nectar of life!

CRAB 1/CRAB 2
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!

CRAB 1
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This is our spot!

CRAB 2
Go on! Get outta here!

CRAB 1/CRAB 2
Hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

CRAB 1
Yeah, that's it fella! Just keep on swimmin', you got that!

CRAB 2
Too right, mate! Oh, Oh! I got a live one here!

NEMO
Hey, have you seen my dad?

CRAB 2
Gotcha! Hey! Hey! Come back here!

CRAB 1
You let 'im go!

CRAB 1/CRAB 2
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

NEMO
Dad! Dad! Dad!

DORY
Aah! No!

NEMO
Um, excuse me. Are you all right?

DORY
I don't know where I am! I don't know what's going on, I think I lost somebody but I,
I can't remember.

NEMO
It's okay, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Hey, we can look together.

DORY
I'm Dory.

NEMO
I'm Nemo.

DORY
Nemo? That's a nice name.

NEMO
Dad!

DORY
Dad!

NEMO
Dad!

DORY
Dad! Wait a minute, is it your dad or my dad?

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NEMO
My dad.

DORY
Got it. Dad!

NEMO
Where are we, anyway?

DORY
Dad! Dad! Oh. S-ss-syl--shi--Sydney. [gasps] 'P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney'.

DORY
Aaaaah! Nemo! It's you! Aaaaaah! You're Nemo!

NEMO
[muffled] Yes! Yes! I'm Nemo!

DORY
Oh! You're Nemo! [gasps] You were dead! I saw you! And then I--[gasps], here you are!
I found you! You're not dead! And your father--[gasps]! Your father!

NEMO
My father!? You know my father!? Where is he!?

DORY
[gasps] This way! He went this way! Quick!

DORY
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!

CRAB 1/CRAB 2
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

DORY
Hey! Have you seen an orange fish swim by? It looks just like him!

NEMO
But bigger!

CRAB 2
Yeah, I saw 'im, bluey! But I'm not tellin' you where he went. And there's no way you're
gonna make me!

GULL
Mine.

CRAB
Huh!? Aaaah! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaaaah!

GULLS
Mine!Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

FISH
Hey! Look out!

MARLIN
Sorry. Just trying to get home.

NEMO
Dad! Dad!

MARLIN
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Nemo?

NEMO
Daddy!

MARLIN
Nemo?

NEMO
Dad!

DORY
Nemo's alive!

MARLIN
Dory? [gasps] Nemo!

NEMO
Daddy!

MARLIN
Nemo! I'm coming, Nemo!

NEMO
Dad!

MARLIN
Nemo!

NEMO
Dad!

MARLIN
Oh, thank goodness! It's all right, son. It's gonna be okay.

FISH
Turn around! You're going the wrong way! Aaaaaaaaaaah!

DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Look out!

MARLIN
Move! Move!

FISH
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

DORY
Help! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

MARLIN
Dory!

NEMO
Come on!

DORY
Heeeeeeeelp!!! Help!

NEMO
Dory!

DORY
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Help! Get us out! Aaaaaaaah!

MARLIN
No, no, no! No! Dory!

NEMO
Dad! I know what to do!

MARLIN
Nemo! No!

NEMO
We have to tell all the fish to swim down together!

MARLIN
Get out of there, now!

NEMO
I know this will work!

MARLIN
No, I am not gonna lose you again!

NEMO
Dad, there's no time! It's the only way we can save Dory! I can do this!

MARLIN
You're right. I know you can.

NEMO
Lucky fin!

MARLIN
Now go! Hurry!

NEMO
Tell all of the fish to swim down!

MARLIN
Well!? You heard my son! Come on!

NEMO
Dory!

DORY
[gasps]

NEMO
You have to tell everybody to..

MARLIN
..swim down together! Do you understand what I'm saying to you!? Swim down!

DORY
Everybody swim down!

NEMO
Come on! You have to swim down!

DORY
Swim down, okay?

NEMO
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Swim..

MARLIN
down! Swim down! Swim down! Swim down!

MARLIN
Don't give up! Keep swimming! Just keep swimming!

NEMO
It's working!

FISH
Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming!

MARLIN
Just keep swimming! Keep swimming!

NEMO
Come on, dad!

MARLIN
You're doing great, son!

NEMO
That's my dad!

MARLIN
Come on! Let's get to the bottom! Keep swimming!

DORY
[singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

MARLIN
Almost there! Keep swimming!

FISH
Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Keep swimming! Yay!

MARLIN
Oww!

DORY
Hey!

MARLIN
Dory! Where's Nemo!?

DORY

[gasps] There!

MARLIN
Oh no. Nemo!

MARLIN
Nemo? Nemo? It's okay. Daddy's here, daddy's got you.

NEMO
[coughs] Daddy?

MARLIN
Oh, thank goodness.

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NEMO
Dad...I don't hate you.

MARLIN
No, no, no. I'm so sorry, Nemo.

MARLIN
Hey, guess what?

NEMO
What?

MARLIN
Sea turtles? I met one! And he was a hundred and fifty years old.

NEMO
Hundred and fifty?

MARLIN
Yep.

NEMO
'Cause Sandy Plankton said they only live to be a hundred.

MARLIN
Sandy Plankton? Do you think I would cross the entire ocean and not know as much as
Sandy Plankton!?

NEMO
Ha ha ha ha!

MARLIN
He was a hundred and fifty! Not one hundred! Who is this Sandy Plankton who knows everything?

MARLIN
Time for school! Time for school! Get up! Let's go! Go!

MARLIN
I'm gonna win!

NEMO
No, you're not! I did it! Woohoo! Ha ha ha!

MARLIN
Oh! My own son beats me!

MR. RAY
Climb aboard, explorers!

MARLIN
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says : 'with fronds like these,
who needs anemones?'!

BOB/TED/BILL
Haaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MR. RAY
Well, hello, Nemo! Who's this?

NEMO
Exchange student.

SQUIRT
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I'm from the EAC, dude!

MR. RAY
Sweet.

NEMO/SQUIRT
Totally.

BOB
But seriously, Marty, did you really do all the things you say you did?

BRUCE
Uh, pardon me.

BOB/TED/BILL
[gasps]

BRUCE
Hello.

TED
Ohh!

BRUCE
Don't be alarmed.

ANCHOR
Oh, we just wanna make sure that our newest member got home safe.

DORY
Thanks, guys.

BRUCE
Well, we'll see you next week.

CHUM
Keep up with the program, Dory.

ANCHOR
Remember: fish are friends..

DORY
..not food! Bye!

MR. RAY
Hold on! Here we go! Next up, knowledge!

MARLIN
Bye, son! Have fun!

NEMO
Bye, dad! Oh! Oh, Mr. Ray! Wait. I forgot something.

NEMO
Love you, dad.

MARLIN
I love you too, son.

NEMO
Uh, dad, you can let go now.

MARLIN
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Sorry! Now go have an adventure!

SQUIRT
Goodbye! See you later, dudes!

DORY
Bye, Elmo!

MARLIN
Nemo.

DORY
Nemo! Bye, Nemo!

NEMO
See you after school, Dory! Bye, dad!

MARLIN
Bye, son.

DENTIST
Barbara?

BARBARA
Uh-huh?

DENTIST
I don't understand it. Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks! Had to clean
the tank myself, take all the fish out, put 'em in bags and---where'd the fish go?

GILL
Come on, Peach!

DEB
Hurry!

GILL
You can do it!

BLOAT
Yeah, that's it! You can do it!

GURGLE
Just a little further!

PEACH
That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!

BLOAT
Come on, Peach!

PEACH
Oooh--aaaaah!

ALL
Yay! We did it! Ha ha ha ha ha!

BLOAT
Now what?

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