The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right, although the reverse may be true of left-handed

men
• During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in size up to 25%

• A penguin only has sex twice a year

• Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit

• A frotteur is a person who becomes sexually excited by rubbing against strangers

• Just two mammals possess hymens. Humans and horses

• The Romans would crush a first time rapist's gonads between two stones

• On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect

• In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex

• Anorgasmy is the clinical term for the inability to achieve orgasm

• One out of every two hundred women is endowed with an extra nipple

• The brassiere was patented in 1914

• A parthenologist is someone who specializes in the study of virgins and virginity

• A cybersexlayaboutandneerdowell is a person who reads sex trivia pages on the Internet

• Someone paid $14,000 for the bra Marilyn Monroe wore in Some Like It Hot

• The heart beats faster during a brisk walk or heated argument than during sexual intercourse

• "Oneirogmophobia" is the fear of wet dreams

• The snail mates only once in a lifetime, which many believe is a good thing. However, it makes the
most of it, as the act itself can take more than 12 hours to consummate

• Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI

 Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth
• Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow
• The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy
• Experts estimate that a real orgasm burns 112 calories. A faked orgasm burns 315 calories
• Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date
• Women are most likely to want to commit adultery when they are ovulating
• A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever
• During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced
• Snails mate only once in their lifetime, but it can take up to 12 hours
• 'Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
• The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was
severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an
official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under
Command of the King" passed into everyday language
• Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being
• Semen contains small amounts of more than 30 elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid,
cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes
• The word "vanilla" comes from vagina, because of vanilla pod's resemblance to the female
genetalia
• Menstrual cramps have been know, in rare cases, to induce orgasm
• The first human sex change took place in 1950 when Danish doctor Christian Hamburger operated
on New Yorker George Jargensen, who became Christine Jargensen
• For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts
grew when her arm was turned
• The largest cell in the human body is the female reproductive cell, the ovum. The smallest is the
male sper
• Black holes really suck...
• The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved
penis to drill a vagina into the female
• Cold showers actually increase sexual arousal
• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror
• Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle
• Grouper (the fish) are all born female, and change sex after maturing
• Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world
• The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest sexual intercourse session at an average of
three seconds
• The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant
• A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are
in fact a bad excuse not to have sex
• Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always the same sex
• The great warrior GHENGHIS KHAN died in bed while having sex
• The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is common for both eagles to hit the
ground before they finish
• Q: What do a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They're both used as a meat substitute.
• Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000
• The eggs from the ovaris of a pig, when shot into another animal, can sterelise it, making it
impotent
• The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on
the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old
• According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive
• The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B
• During pregnancy, the average woman's uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size
• Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist- especially
fruit bats
• To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on
their testicles
• All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons!
• Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist- especially
fruit bats
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight
• Cleopatra had stones inserted in her vagina to prevent her from getting pregnant
• 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
• Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack
• Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes"
• Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio--a man might see the
reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
• Of all the animals, Elephants have the largest penis. It weighs on average 60 pounds
• I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the
promised land....
• Average length of penis when not erect is 3.5 inches, and when erect is 5.1 inches
• Thickness of the average condom is .07 mm, and that of super-thin condom is .05 mm
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 Average # of erections during the night: 9
• The biggest erect pennis is 13 inches, and the smallest measures about 1 3/4 inches
• A camel's penis is called a dude
• The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs
• Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life
Erect giraffe penises are four feet long
• Most giraffes are bisexual
• The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference
• An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000
• The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes
• According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for vagina
• Bats have sex in the air while flying
• Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl
• A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen
• Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate
• In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse
can last as little as three seconds
• The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long
 • When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort
its fetus and go into heat
• Erect giraffe penises are four feet long
• The word "sex" was coined in 1382
• Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes
• A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the
average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation
• The vast majority of men come within six minutes of penetration
• One in three men cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. Only 28% of female
cheaters get caught
• A condom will lasts about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction,
making it more likely to break
• Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females

• Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises

• Women, but not men, have an organ whose only known function is to give sexual pleasure: the
clitoris. Yay !
• The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual
satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has
• Increasing the amount of zinc in a man's diet can increase the volume of semen he ejaculates.
Zinc can be found in black-eyed peas, spinach, and nuts
• What you eat affects the flavor of your semen/vaginal secretions. Meat and asparagus supposedly
make sexual secretions taste bitter, garlic can make them taste garlicky and fruits, especially
pineapple, can give secretions a sweet taste