Brass Monkey 2021 Spring Catalog
Brass Monkey 2021 Spring Catalog
Brass Monkey 2021 Spring Catalog
D I D N ’ T K N O W T H E Y W A N T E D I N T O T H E T H I N G S T H AT
T H E Y C A N ’ T L I V E W I T H O U T.
F A M E A N D R I C H E S W O U L D B E A P R E T T Y G R E AT
BO NUS THOUGH .
TAB LE O F
CO NTE NTS
YO U S H O U LD LO O K AT
IT A LL TH O U G H
A B O U T U S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2-3
P L A N T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 -5
CO M P LI M E N T C A R D S . . . . . . . . 6
F LO AT Y P E N S . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
R E U S A B L E TO T E . . . . . . . . . . . 8
SW E A R B A N K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
D I C E G A M E . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 -11
C A R D G A M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12-13
M I N I P U Z Z L E S . . . . . . . . . . . 14 -15
A PA R TM E N T P U Z Z L E S . . . . . . 16 -17
LOW B A L L G L A S S E S. . . . . . . . . . 18
P O C K E T F L A S K. . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
U N D AT E D P L A N N E R S. . . . . . 20 -23
M U G S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
S E RVI N G TR AY. . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
D O G B A N D A N A S . . . . . . . . . 26 -27
A S S O R TM E N TS . . . . . . . . . . 28 -29
S A L E S I N FO R M ATI O N. . . . . . 32-33
TH I S I S O U R O F F I C E I N TH E W EST B O T TO M S O F K A N SA S CI T Y
(N O T S O M E R A N D O M R O O M).
We like to say that we’re the line between roadside Then there’s that whole little ‘it was’ detail. Don‘t
souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products worry, they’re not dead. They’ve just happily joined
that just happen to have a sense of humor. forces with Galison to create Brass Monkey, a new
brand filled with their signature wit and vintage
First, a little history. Co-creators Mike Sayre and charm. Also, sorry about talking about ourselves
Melanie Bridges first worked together developing in third person. It’s weird.
Easy, Tiger; building it into the highly successful
and instantly recognizable brand that it was. Learn more about us at brassmonkeygoods.com.
CER AMI C
PL A NTERS
W/ D R I P TR AYS
4
U S E TH E M A S LI D D E D
CO NTA I N E R S I F YO U R P L A NT
D I ES A N D YO U J U ST G IVE
U P O N LI F E .
P E R F E C T FO R
M A KI N G ( A N D/O R LO S I N G)
FRIENDS.
Finally, some pens that you’ll actually care about losing.
These vintage-inspired floaty pens feature words that
TA KE A move and change as you interact with them. They’re PRO FESSIO NAL
perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented
‘CO M PLI M E NT’ you are...at putting off even the smallest task. PRO CR ASTI NATO R
PEN SIZE: .5” dia. x 6” BOX SIZE: 1” x 6” x .5”
METRIC FRIENDS: 13mm dia. x 152mm / 25mm x 152mm x 13mm
TA K E A CO M P LI M E N T S E T
$15 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6873-6
ECO MA NIAC DO N’ T SW EAR
A reusable bag, inspired by the Whoever said that swearing doesn’t pay?
vintage plastic bags that it is So do what you love, and save money
replacing...that speaks to the all at the same time. This swear bank
cause of eliminating plastic bags. features a glass front (with gold foil art)
Wow, that’s deep man. and a slot for coins on the top.
E CO M A N I A C D O N ’ T SW E A R
$10.00 $20.00
BAG SIZE: 13.5” x 22” (with 5” gusset) BANK SIZE: 6.75” x 4.875” x 2”
PACK AGED SIZE: 5” x 7 ” x .75” BOX SIZE: 7.5” x 5.25” x 2.4”
METRIC FRIENDS: 343mm x 559mm (127mm) METRIC FRIENDS: 17 1mm x 124mm x 51mm
127mm x 178mm x 19mm 190mm x 133mm x 61mm
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6886-6
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6879-8
D O N ’ T F- I N G
S M O K E E I TH E R
(FO R R E A L).
30 D I C E G A M ES
FO R A LL O CC A S I O N S *
* (R E S U LTS AT A B R I S M AY VA RY )
THAT’S HOW
W E RO LL
A D I CE GA M E S ET
TH AT ’ S H OW W E R O L L
$25 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6875-0
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IT’S I N
TH E CARDS
A P L AYI N G C A R D S ET
I T ’ S I N TH E C A R D S
$25 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6874-3
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TH E I N CLU D E D P E N CI L
I S FO R S CO R I N G , N O T
STA B B I N G .
MI NI PUZZLE
M ESSAG ES YO U CO M P L E T E M E
$8 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6887-3
100 PI E CES ( W/ FO I L)
I J U S T M O O N E D YO U
$8 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6888-0
H OW A R E W E
N O T FA M O U S?
$8 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6890-3
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6889-7
15
A PARTM E NT
PUZZLES
300 PI E C ES
E M P L OY E E O F
TH E M O N TH
$20.00
QU I T E F E T CH I N G
$20.00
METRIC FRIENDS:
180mm x 216mm x 38mm / 305mm x 381mm
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6892-7
TH I S P R O D U C T D O ES N O T
AC TUA LLY P L AY F E T CH .
M AY B E YO U D O N ’ T K N OW H OW
P U Z Z L E S WO R K .
P E R F E C T FO R TU R N I N G
‘D R I N KI N G O N A W E E K N I G H T ’
I N TO A D I STI N G U I S H E D
A F FA I R .
STACK AB LE IT’S WHAT’S
LOWBALLS I NSID E THAT
COU NTS
These vintage-inspired, smoke-tinted
glasses pair perfectly with whatever
happens to be on sale at the liquor store A P O C KET F L A S K
down the street.
TH E G O O D S H I T I T ’ S W H AT ’ S I N S I D E
TH AT CO U N TS
$15 .00
$18 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6871-2
A N U N DATED P L A N N E R
P E R P E TU A L LY L AT E S H OW
$20.00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6882-8
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U N DATE D D O ES N ’ T H AVE TO M E A N U N I N TE R ESTI N G .
(S M A L L , B U T S TI L L P R E T T Y A M A Z I N G)
HIDD E N
AG E NDA
A M I N I U N DATED P L A N N E R
H I D D E N AG E N D A
$15 .00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6881-1
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It’s ok to cry. These elevated pedestal “coffee” mugs
are oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever
STACK AB LE beverage helps you come to terms with your loss (of AFTER SCHOOL
sleep). They even come in giftable boxes, ready to give
M UGS to your favorite person. You know, like yourself. SPECIAL
MUG SIZE: 3.25” dia. x 3.86” OUNCES: 10 BOX SIZE: 3.5” x 4” x 4.125”
METRIC FRIENDS: 83mm dia. x 98mm / 89mm x 102mm x 105mm
A F T E R S CH O O L S P E CI A L
$25 .00
S P E CI FI C A LLY. A P E R S O N
TH AT LI K ES D O G S ... N O T A
H U M A N/D O G H Y B R I D.
( TH E Y M AY N O T A P P R E CI AT E I T)
F R E E L A N C E D O G M O D E L* ISBN: 978-0-7353-6885-9
$15 .00
DO G
BA NDA NAS
O N E SI Z E FITS A LL- I S H
TH E R E A L M VP
$15 .00
*FE ATURES VINTAGE-INSPIRED
BANDANA SIZE: 9” x 6” RIBBON: 30” long FLOCKING. YOU KNOW, THAT FUZZY
WITH HE ADER CARD: 10.875” x 10.25” STUFF ON 70s T-SHIRTS.
METRIC FRIENDS: 229mm x 152mm / 762mm
PLUS, IT’S RE ALLY FLOCKING FUN
276mm x 260mm
TO SAY.
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6883-5
A N A S S O R TM E NT
I M E A N , I T ’ S A L M O S T LI K E TH E Y
W E R E M A D E FO R E A CH O TH E R .
M I N I P U Z Z L E S . . . . . . . . . . . 14 -15
S E RVI N G TR AY. . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
D O G B A N D A N A S . . . . . . . . . 26 -27
A PA R TM E N T P U Z Z L E S . . . . . . 16 -17
M U G S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
P O C K E T F L A S K. . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
B U T W H Y S TO P TH E R E?. . . . . . ALL
U ND ERSTATED
FU N
A N A S S O R TM E NT
S T E P 1: G E T TH I S CO L L E C TI O N O F
G I F T I T E M S W I TH A N E L EVAT E D
A E S TH E TI C ... A N D TH E M ATU R I T Y
L EVE L O F A M I D D L E S CH O O L E R .
C A R D G A M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12-13
D I C E G A M E . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 -11
P L A N T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 -5
CO M P LI M E N T C A R D S . . . . . . . . 6
SW E A R B A N K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
U N D AT E D P L A N N E R S. . . . . . 20 -23
F LO AT Y P E N S . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
L OW B A L L S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
B U T W H Y S TO P TH E R E?. . . . . . ALL
STO P BY A N D SAY H I
(I T ’ LL G IVE U S A R E A S O N TO U S E TH E O TH E R 2 CH A I R S).
WE’LL SEE
YOU SOON-ISH
H O P E F U LLY