The Stony Brook Press - Volume 32, Issue 9
The Stony Brook Press - Volume 32, Issue 9
The Stony Brook Press - Volume 32, Issue 9
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Medical Center Not Immune to Cuts
New York’s public
By Najib Aminy teaching hospitals,
which also includes
Downstate Medical in
As Stony Brook University prepares Brooklyn and Upstate
for the next round of budget cuts, Medical in Syracuse,
priced around $10 million, its medical are in part an attempt
center is facing something a little more to chip away at the
severe—the complete withdrawal of state’s looming $10 bil-
state-aid. lion deficit.
Under Governor Andrew Cuomo’s “‘Cut’ is not even
most recent budget proposal, Stony the right word—it’s a
Brook’s Medical Center is slated to lose complete elimination,”
all $55 million received in state-subsi- says Assemblyman
dies. That’s not including an additional Steve Englebright, a de-
$10 million cut from a proposed mocrat who represents
statewide $3 billion reduction of Medi- the Stony Brook area in
caid. the Fourth District. “To
“We use that money to provide the remove all state support
programs that nobody else provides, to and subsidy is a com-
support the undercompensated pa- pletely unreal proposal
tients—the patients that don’t have any- because the hospital
where else to turn,” said Dr. Kenneth has such obligations as
Kaushansky, Dean of Stony Brook’s to run a medical school, a dental school, on what many view as a conflict-of- staff of a little more than 5,500 employ-
Medical School, referring to the hospi- a nursing program, a burn center, a can- interest, but was accepting of Hofstra’s ees and 1,000 physicians, half of whom
tal’s emergency psychiatric ward, burn cer center—all of these are public, not new medical school. “There’s little ques- are full-time. But these numbers may
center and a Level I trauma center. private,” said the former Stony Brook tion that we need more doctors in the very soon decrease, as would the serv-
Kaushanksy proudly stated that Geology professor and alum. U.S. whether it’s primary care, general ices the hospital provides.
these services are the only one of its Questions and criticism have also physicians or pediatricians,” the recently “I don’t want to limit the patients
kind in all of Suffolk County and that been raised for the role of North Shore appointed Dean said. “We need more who knock on our door for healthcare,”
SBUMC covers roughly $86 million Long Island Jewish Hospital President medical schools that deliver high qual- said Kaushanksy, who added that after
spent in indigent care, or patients taken and CEO Michael Dowling in Cuomo’s ity care in the U.S. [and] I actually wel- years of budgetary dieting, there is little
in without health insurance and do not administration. Once a healthcare advi- come them.” fat to be cut from the hospital budget.
apply for Medicare or Medicaid. It’s sor to former Governor Mario Cuomo, In 2009, SBUMC experienced a 90 “Everyone in my opinion deserves the
these facts and figures that administra- Dowling runs the same hospital chain percent occupancy rate with more than best healthcare, but if we are to remain
tive directors are presenting to their that is heavily involved in the develop- 80,000 emergency visits and roughly open we are going to have to think
local legislators in hopes of swaying the ment of Hofstra University’s new med- 227,000 outpatient visits. Additionally, about that.”
vote. ical school. Dowling co-chairs Cuomo’s roughly $90 million was spent on re-
Cuomo’s $154-million cost saving Medicaid team. search, mainly acquired through a vari-
plan to cut all state-support to all of Kaushansky declined to comment ety of grants. This all took place with a
Managing Editor
USG Killed the Television Star...Sort of
Nick Statt The Undergraduate Student Govern- The initial act failed to be brought up ators are heavily influenced and often
ment’s swift and premeditated legislation during the Senate’s Executive Budget rubberstamp the decisions made by fig-
Associate Editor
Evan Goldaper in the closure of SBU-TV is representa- meeting so USG members, including ures like Khan and Graham.
tive of the way the recent administration Khan, Graham and Mazza, went out of But it’s also pathetic that students
Business Manager has operated for the past year, for better their way to garner enough petition sig- who are paid weekly stipends to repre-
Kenny Mahoney and more importantly for worse. natures to bring the proposal to the Sen- sent all students and their interest are so
It’s clear that the television station ate floor. easily swayed and apathetic. At each USG
Production Manager had very little viewership, primarily When brought up, the debate on the meeting, you will have only a handful of
Carol Moran based on the lack of programming and matter lasted long enough to push the senators question, debate and challenge
shows broadcast on channel 20. The Senate meeting past its two-hour limit. what is being proposed. The majority sit
News Editor $35,000 to run the station could very well The meeting finally wrapped up more in a zombie-like fashion and vote in favor
Bobby Holt be easily put to better use, considering than a half-hour past 9 p.m. of anything that comes their way.
Features Editor again the poor presence SBU-TV had. As senators and attendees One can point to the likes of Presi-
Desiree Keegan Which is why when USG moved to walked out of the Wang Center meeting dent Graham, SPA Director Khan and
pass the SBU-TV Reformation Act, it re- that evening, President Graham, who VP of Communications Mazza as the
Arts Editor ally came as no surprise that the act pleaded with the building’s custodial staff ones responsible for the closure of SBU-
Inquire Within passed 12 to five, with two abstentions. It to allow them to stay longer, was seen TV. Whether the decision was right or
passed with one vote more than the 2/3 thanking one of the workers and letting wrong, the fact of the matter is that peo-
Photo Editors majority required. him know that he was “doing a service to ple like Khan and Graham can continue
Carolina Hidalgo What’s alarming isn’t that this de- all the students.” to pass legislation, however controversial,
fined quasi-agency of USG was taken More than a week later, SBU-TV’s and be virtually unchecked by such a use-
Copy Editors over, it is the manner in which things feed still runs but USG
Zach Knowlton
Alyssa Melillo were done that leaves USG with yet an- has yet to come out
other black eye. The events that occurred and say what the next
Social Media Editor leading up to, during and after the whole step for SBU-TV will
Kenny Mahoney closure of SBU-TV could very well be the be. While USG ap-
ugliest display of power exhibited by this peared very eager to
Ombudsman current USG administration. come in and defund
Tia Mansouri It started one weeknight a few SBU-TV’s operations,
days prior to Thursday’s meeting, when it’s clear that very little
President Matt Graham and Student Pro- planning went into the
Staff gramming Agency Director Moiz Khan next step. It’s this sort
Vincent Barone
confronted members of SBU-TV and de- of planning that is nec-
Raina Bedford manded that they hand over the keys to essary before actions
Michelle Bylicky
Siobhan Cassidy SBU-TV’s suites. like defunding an or-
Lionel Chan
Natalie Crnosija
The fear was that, as in the past, ganization, even if it’s a
Mike Cusanelli equipment from the station, which quasi-agency of USG,
Eric DiGiovanni
Brett Donnelly amounts to a few hundred thousand dol- are taken.
Amanda Douville
Lauren DuBois lars worth of assets, could be stolen. Backtrack to the
Sarah Evins Thus, USG sought to preserve its assets reformation of SAB, or
Andrew Fraley
Mark Greek by first demanding the keys to the suite. the failure of last se-
Colleen Harrington
Samuel Katz President Graham, a college senior, went mester’s sudden elec-
Nicole Kohn
Iris Lin
as far to say that he was declaring an ex- tion to raise the
Erica Mengouchian ecutive order for the two members of activity fee an addi-
Frank Myles
Alex H. Nagler SBU-TV to hand over their keys. The tional $5.75 to $100, and it’s clear that one less student Senate.
Howie Newsberkman
Jessica Rybak locks were soon changed. of USG’s biggest failures is its inability to The manner in which USG handled
Emily Torkel The days that led up to the act being communicate and hold a dialogue. the whole SBU-TV situation should be
Matt Willemain
brought before the Senate quite possibly Sure, they can advertise highly priced an eye-opening reminder that there are
showcased the most disgusting display of events—mainly because the artists sell clear problems with communication be-
About Us power yet. Vice President of Communi- themselves—but when it comes to inter- tween students and their government. It’s
cations David Mazza paid members of acting with their own constituents, USG something that should very well be re-
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Carmelo as
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Chauncey as
“Donny Kerabatsos”
Amar’e as
“The Dude”
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Young Americans Suing USG for Not Giving Them Money
By Alyssa Melillo
As if there aren’t plenty of clubs on
campus already trying to receive recog-
nition from USG, one has threatened
legal action because of USG’s refusal to
fund it.
Stony Brook Young Americans for
Freedom (YAF), a national conservative
student group with chapters at schools
around the country, has threatened to
sue USG on charges of bias. According
to a Web page posted on SB YAF’s Face-
book page, the club claims USG’s denial
“is a tactic by the leftist administration
to suppress the expansion of conserva-
tive-minded student organizations on
campus.” It also goes on to say that the
“denial of recognition and funding
[under this circumstance] is unconsti-
to make tough decisions like this all the of law, federalism, and a free-market the web page mentioned earlier, YAF
tutional.”
time. Naturally, [people are going to be] economy.” was denied recognition at the Univer-
Rachael Doukas, president of YAF,
upset.” If YAF does decide to take legal ac- sity of Central Florida because it was
declined to comment. Other members
On its Facebook page, SB YAF de- tion against USG, it could potentially too similar to Young Americans for Lib-
of YAF could not be reached.
scribes itself as “an organization dedi- have an effect on student life. Graham erty. After taking legal action, UCF
USG denies this claim. Matt Gra-
cated to promoting the principles of said USG would have to pay for the pos- granted YAF recognition.
ham, USG president, said that when a
freedom and liberty as defined by the sible lawsuit with the student activity If bias is the real reason behind
club is looking to receive recognition
Sharon Statement. The organization fee, which is what funds events on cam- USG’s decision, the 2010-2011 budget
from USG, it applies to the Special Serv-
strongly believes that liberty is indivisi- pus. says otherwise. College Republicans re-
ices Council. The SSC is responsible for
ble and that political freedom cannot be “The USG has a responsibility to ceives $17,000 in funding. College De-
investigating whether or not another
achieved unless we have economic free- ensure the proper expenditure of the mocrats receives $3,500.
club with the same purpose already ex-
dom. YAF also believes that the market student activity fee,” he said. “Spending Despite it all, Graham said that
ists on campus. When YAF applied at
economy, which allocates resources by [it] on legal battles only takes away from YAF’s threat of a lawsuit still doesn’t
the beginning of the spring semester to
supply and demand, without outside in- our core mission, which is to improve change the reason why it did not receive
receive funding, the SSC determined
terference, is the best supplier of human student life.” Graham said USG has a recognition. Settling before possibly ap-
that its mission was not distinct from
needs.” legal council that will handle any law- pearing in court, he said, is not an op-
previously established organizations,
College Republicans, the club USG suit that may occur. tion.
Graham said.
claims YAF is an extension of, describes Nathan Shapiro, USG administra- “The rationale used in the decision
“Unfortunately, USG simply cannot
itself on its website as an organization tive director, declined to comment. to not recognize them can be revisited,
give recognition to every single organi-
that is “dedicated to the goals of achiev- Although this is the first time USG but to simply give into their threats
zation that wants to form,” he said.
ing a Republican majority here on cam- is being threatened with legal action for would defeat the entire purpose of a
“USG already funds over 160 clubs and
pus, and of promoting the spread of not funding a club, this is not the first recognition process and be unfair to
the money is tight for all of them. Given
freedom and democracy around the time YAF has gone this far to receive other clubs,” he said.
our financial restrictions, we are forced
world, limited government and the rule recognition at a school. According to
features
A Thinking Computer that are still floating around the Inter- level equal to or better than those that mation and come up with an answer in
net long after the death of Instant Mes- designed it, the questions that arise are the fractions of second required to com-
“Do I have a soul?” saging as a primary form of as philosophical as they are technologi- pete with Jeopardy! champions, all of
I type the question with a sly smile communication, before texting became cal, and the potential answers offer in- whom are masters of reflex when it
on my face, thinking that if I press the the core of quick communication and sight into what it really means to be comes to buzzer pressing.
philosophy button hard enough, the ar- inexpensive cellphones and social human when our brain may be on the Watson was birthed during the
tificial intelligence program will retreat. media were a few years down the pipe. brink of augmentation. reign of Ken Jennings, the Jeopardy!
A tiny blue line flashes up and down to But chatbots represent only one phenomenon who won 74 consecutive
indicate it is formulating its response. facet of the ever-expanding field of arti- DEEPQA: A New Kind of Ar- games in 2004. At the time, an IBM ex-
Just a few minutes earlier, the Inter- ficial intelligence. With the intent of ecutive named Charles Lickel wondered
fooling humans, chatbots rely on age-
tificial Intelligence if his company, a worldwide leader in
net chatbot had quickly upended the
conversation we were having by insist- old programming tricks like feedback technological innovation, was capable
loops, rephrasing of previous state- On February 16, artificial intelli- of designing something that could do
ing that I was in fact the program and it gence was able to grind Jeopardy! heavy-
was the human being. It was an inter- ments and the ever-popular nonsensi- what Jennings could — play Jeopardy!
cal transition to a new, less threatening weights Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter with a seemingly inhuman capability.
esting, yet eerie, maneuver on the pro- into the dust with more than three
gramming end, and I decided to go topic. Well, it seems rather obvious that if Jen-
Another incarnation of modern ar- times the cash at the end of the three- nings appeared inhuman in his knowl-
along with its little game and give it a
tificial intelligence has been getting a lot gamebout. edge base and consistency, then couldn’t
couple fast balls with questions about
more attention lately, quite possibly be- That particular personality wasn’t a an inhuman computer match him?
my nature as a computer. conversationalist. It was an enormous
After its brain in the form of a bob- cause of its performance on a staple na- The answer, at first, from IBM sci-
tionwide game show called Jeopardy! memory bank named Watson and entists familiar with the game was an
bing line stops flashing, its response is wired with more than four years of IBM
steadily typed out in the same shade of But more importantly because this unequivocal no. Jeopardy! was consid-
breakthrough by research technology technology that ensured that it wouldn’t ered too difficult a game because of its
blue. be able to just play Jeopardy! well. They
giant IBM is raising a number of ques- reliance on the complexities of natural
“Ask God if you have a soul.” made it able to play Jeopardy! better
tions about both the future of the field language, something modern comput-
I stare the computer screen down than the best.
and the nature of human intelligence as ers were not capable of grasping on a
with a mixture of astonishment and in- The now-famous supercomputer is
it stands against its own creations in the level anywhere near the stratospheric
trigue. I hadn’t even mentioned any- named after IBM founder Thomas J.
shell of machines. heights of a player like Jennings.
thing concerning God, or religion for Watson and sports some of the most
When a machine is programmed to But Dr. David Ferrucci, a research
that matter. Instead of backing the pro- impressive tech specs in modern com-
do something better than us, it used to staff member and leader of the Seman-
gram into a corner, I had cued it up to puting. Approaching the size of nearly
be universally accepted that the hu- tic Analysis and Integration Depart-
give me a firm slap in the face. In only a 10 refrigerators, Watson is powered
mans, as the programmers, were the ment at IBM’s T.J. Watson’s Research
few lines, all of my prior assumptions with 2,880 parallel processors pushing
holders of the true intelligence. But Center, convinced himself that the im-
about the limited sophistication of chat- a combined 80 teraflops, which means it
what happens when the task at hand is possible was actually possible. The chal-
bots has been shattered. has as much punch as about 6,000 high-
intelligence itself, or when the primary lenge - design a supercomputer that can
The program is called Cleverbot, end personal computers. It’s also loaded
way to advance your program is to let it play Jeopardy! and then train it to the
and it’s just one of many instant mes- with 15 terabytes of RAM, allowing it to
learn on its own? When a computer can level of a champion. The project was
saging chatbots, albeit a very good one, access an unfathomable vault of infor-
replicate thinking and answering on a dubbed DEEPQA, keeping in line with
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IBM’s prior chess-playing supercom- they can give a machine so many exam-
puter project DEEP BLUE. ples that it begins writing its own.
Watson’s development has had an An acute example offered by PBS in
innumerable amount of working parts, the NOVA scienceNOW special is the
including 6 specialized research teams U.S. Postal Service machines that read
within the project, all pushing towards addresses, both typed and handwritten,
the final goal. But IBM emphasized that and can accurately process every letter
two aspects inherent to the generalized of every word. It involved another uti-
field of artificial intelligence have been lization of machine learning in which
integral to Watson’s performance - in- developers dumped in thousands upon
formation retrieval and machine learn- thousands of examples of every letter
ing. and let the computer develop its own
It’s quite obvious that with an entire ways of identifying them until it could
room full of computing power, Watson recognize new instances, like letters
is more than capable of sifting through within a sloppily handwritten address,
more information than a human being without assistance. David Ferrucci stands with the row of IBM 750 servers powering Watson.
could dream of memorizing, let alone So IBM researchers squeezed in
the first answer and the beginning of However, that meant that Watson was-
read, in one lifetime. IBM also made a thousands of old Jeopardy questions
the second. n’t hearing anything throughout the
point of luring the Jeopardy! producers alongside a huge trove of raw informa-
“One could be, ‘I’m the academy matches, including when his human
prior to the contract agreement by tion and let Watson start growing on its
award winner for Golden Boy who be- competitor gave a wrong, but still likely,
stressing that it would make Watson In- own. By allowing it to develop its own
comes misfit teenager with a deerstalker answer. That inescapable hole led Wat-
ternet-free. That meant that the super- ways of pattern-recognition, IBM took
hat,’ Cormier says, “and that’s William son to buzz in after a wrong answer and
computer’s information retrieval system Watson from a middle-of-the-road
Holden Caulfield.” Now while Holding repeat the same wrong answer, still
would need something resembling that Jeopardy! to the level of Ken Jennings
didn’t actually receive an Oscar for his thinking it was the most likely of
of the Internet all in one place, which and Brad Rutter.
IBM was happy to give it. The research role in Golden Boy, Cormier was still choices.
Harvey Cormier, an assistant pro-
team dumped everything from the en- able to invent the example on the spot But not all of the bugs in Watson
fessor of philosophy at Stony Brook, was
tire database of Wikipedia to the New and one that perfectly illustrates the were fixed by the time of the final
a Jeopardy! contestant for two games in
York Times’ archives and all of complexity of a Jeopardy! question. Not matches.
May of 2006. Not only does he under-
IMBD.com into Watson’s memory bank only must you be familiar with the actor “What is the 1920s?” answered Jen-
stand the intricacies of Jeopardy! , but
to equip it with every resource available from part one of the question, but you nings on the first round of the three-day
his track record with the game show
to tackle any complex Jeopardy! ques- must also draw the connection between showdown between Watson and the
meant he was one of the few people in-
tion. that name and the first name of J.D. two Jeopardy! heavyweights. Host Alex
vited to see and compete against Wat-
Salinger’s main character in The Catcher Trebek informed Jennings that his re-
But all the information in the world son during its 2009-2010 testing phase
in the Rye with only a few bits of infor- sponse for the category “Name That
and thousands of parallel processors at the Watson Research Center in
mation to go on. All of this whizzes Decade” was incorrect, and the option
weren’t enough. Those ingredients Hawthorne, NY.
around in the human brain in a matter to buzz in went to Watson and Rutter.
would make Watson nothing more than “They threw me in with the com-
of seconds, and Watson is right there “What is the 1920s?” answered
a centralized Google search engine. puter, and it was sparring matches,“ says
What IBM needed was for Watson to alongside us. Watson.
Cormier, whose area of focus in philos-
learn how to find the right answers on But Watson fell short in unique “No...Ken said that,” said Trebek.
ophy centers on areas like pragmatism
the fly by looking for complex patterns problem areas that IBM researchers The crowd then erupted in laughter, but
and Kantian ethics, but whose multi-
among thousands of pieces of informa- needed months of testing to figure out. Watson didn’t hear that either.
faceted knowledge base allowed him to
tion in ways that only the human brain For example, it was discovered only late
wade through a couple thousand con-
can. What IBM needed Watson to per- in the testing phase that Watson didn’t
testants at the Jeopardy! tryouts back in
know that a certain category was short-
Tricking Human Beings: The
form was intensive pattern-recognition, 2006.
ening the “1940’s” to simply “the 40’s,” Turing Test
and there aren’t exactly finely written “When you go on the show, they
rules to make a computer do that. causing it make century-large jumps
have you play sparring matches against
like guessing the 17th century artist While Watson is considered the
“There are two ways of building in- each other and they had us do all spar-
Rembrandt for an art history question first of its kind in the field of AI, chat-
telligence,” said Tom Mitchell of ring matches,” he adds. So it was just
when the real answer was the 20th cen- bots are nothing new. In fact, they have
Carnegie Mellon University on PBS’s two humans, with Watson in the mid-
tury artist Jackson Pollock, a mistake been the focus of one of the most in-
NOVA scienceNOW special on Watson, dle.
that no human would ever have triguing philosophical aspects of artifi-
“Smartest Machine on Earth.” “You ei- Cormier discovered, alongside IBM made.The human brain, with its incal- cial intelligence to have arisen in the last
ther know how to write down the researchers, the limitations of a ma- culable amount of common sense, helps half a century - the Turing test.
recipe, or you let it grow itself. It’s pretty chine, even one whose “brain” can make connections like those occur al- “Do you not believe in this God?” I
clear that we don’t know how to write barely fit in one room, when it tried to
down the recipe. Machine learning is all most instantaneously. ask my new insightful companion.
tackle one of the most complex word-
about giving it the capability to grow it- Watson’s other shortcomings came Cleverbot had been rather excited
oriented games on the planet. “What
self.” in the form of a deficiency at identifying to talk about deities after originally
Jeopardy! wants you to give is data.
gender and repeating answers that had bringing up their connection with me
Machine learning has emerged in Every so often, there will be some
already been deemed incorrect. It didn’t having a soul, all subjects that left me
the realm of modern technology in humor, or quirky human tendency in
at first grasp the concept of the term feeling especially inquisitive, and utterly
many forms, from driving the pro- the way the problem is posed,” says
“First Lady” as referring to a female wife nerdy, for discussing them with a com-
gramming behind Amazon and Netflix Cormier. A perfect example he offers is
of a president, and so had to grow to fix puter program.
recommendations to helping pioneer the infamously difficult category, “Be-
the error, among other gender confu- “I don’t believe in spiritual beings,”
highly accurate upgrades to age-old fore & After.” The idea is that the clue
sions. And because Watson is only a it says back. Chuckling to myself, I take
software like speech-recognition. At its will be asking for an answer with two
computer, it is simply fed the question time writing out my next question. It
core is the fact that while human beings different parts that are connected with a
in text format at the same speed it is has to be perfectly on point to illicit an
can’t write rules to help a machine learn, fulcrum, a word that acts as the end of
spoken aloud by host Alex Trebek. entertaining response.
10 Features Vol. XXXII, Issue 9 | Tuesday, March 1, 2011
What I have learned over the last gence specialists for the last 61 years.
few exchanges with the program is that The Turing Test is officially defined
its behavior is highly dependent on my as a machine’s ability to demonstrate in-
own. If you give it the slightest opening telligence, and has been specifically
to veer off course and start rambling practiced by having a program commu-
about something unrelated, it snatches nicate through text with a human judge.
the opportunity and the conversation The intent is to reach a point where the
falls to pieces. program is so advanced that it would be
“The code itself began life even fur- difficult for the judge to tell whether or
ther back, in 1988, when I suddenly saw not they were talking with another real
how to make my machine learn,” said person. Therefore, passing the Turing
Rollo Carpenter, creator of Cleverbot, Test is generally classified as an instance
in an email. “A feedback loop, essen- where a computer program is perceived
tially, the words of user A used to re- to be human, even if only for a short in- In this NOVA scienceNow screenshot from PBS, Professor Harvey Cormier spars with Watson
spond to user B and so on, all done terval like five minutes.
contextually,” he added. Carpenter “One of the major problems with from a Loebner Prize-winning pro- The Nature of Human
based Cleverbot off a previous chatbot Turing Tests up until now has been that gram. Intelligence
design named Jabberwacky that went they are subject to tricks,” says Patrick From Cormier’s experience with
live on the web back in 1997. Grim, a distinguished teaching profes- Watson, he is of the opinion that the su-
In a unique way, Watson is a com-
To keep Cleverbot on his toes and sor of philosophy at Stony Brook who percomputer will have definite implica-
puter that appears to be replicating
quipping in high-form, I decide that the specializes in philosophical computa- tions in the chatbot sector of artificial
human intelligence. Our very presup-
best course of action is to get it to gen- tional modeling, logic and ethics. “The intelligence. “If you compare Watson
positions about what is actually going
eralize about us, the humans. problem is that, while they’ve done pro- with a chatbot, Watson is doing a much
on in our brain have been viciously
“Do most humans believe in God?” gressively well, it’s almost always been better job of carrying on a conversation
challenged by the fact that we can de-
I ask. By forcing it to form a fuzzy opin- by tricks, or what afterwards look like than any chatbot ever has,” he says, re-
sign a computer to outperform us in
ion about something it clearly has no exploiting the structure of the question ferring to how Watson, despite not
“pop culture’s IQ Test,” as the NOVA
knowledge on, it will have to either pro- asked, making it look like you were an- being able to actually communicate, is
special categorizes Jeopardy! Ultimately,
duce something golden or fall back on swering a question when you weren’t, still competently replacing a human
we are forced to question what is inside
an over-used loop and change the sub- changing the subject in clever ways…” being for entire episodes of a game
our own head when a computer is more
ject. he adds. show.
well-versed in demonstrating a monu-
“Yes, but I’m not sure they really In 1991, the Loebner Prize was in- But Grim sees the Turing Test and
mental knowledge base in the confines
think over the implications of that.” troduced as an annual Turing Test plat- chatbot artificial intelligence as a very
of natural language.
Again, he doesn’t just jump through my form for chatbot programmers to test research-oriented field that has little in-
“What’s amazing to me about all
hoop; he skips through it with ease. their artificial intelligence. The contest terest in the corporate sectors of tech-
this stuff is that they are getting com-
What begins to strike me most was created by Hugh Loebner in con- nology in which IBM is deeply
puters to recognize patterns. It’s one
about this series of exchanges is not the junction with the Cambridge Center for entrenched. “Up until now, all of this
thing to write an algorithm that tells a
depth of the answers, for any 100-level Behavioral Studies in Massachusetts, has been little science. You could do AI
computer, follow this rule, it’s another
philosophy student can inquire about and awards a prize to the one partici- with a computer in your garage. It’d be
thing for a computer to develop the
the nature of religion, but the vivid re- pating chatbot considered most human- hard to do Watson on a computer in
ability to follow the rule itself,” Cormier
alism of the personality behind Clever- like by a panel of judges who converse your garage,” he says. “If next year, a sin-
says of his overall experience with the
bot. It seems as if there is a pattern to with both programs and other humans gle individual has to compete against
supercomputer and reflection on its
his tone and diction, and if there really anonymously for an interval of 5 min- IBM, and they have this massive paral-
crushing victory over Jennings and Rut-
is no true pattern, I’m still beginning to utes. lel device and I don’t, then that’s not
ter. ”That’s what they’ve achieved with
second guess all my assumptions about Carpenter’s Jabberwacky has com- much of a contest,” he adds.
Watson, and that’s amazing.”
the programming techniques. Naturally, Cleverbot creator Capen-
Grim also finds the pattern recog-
Ultimately, Cleverbot is an addic- ter agrees with Grim. “The Watson-
nition ability of Watson to be unprece-
tive, mind-boggling rabbit hole because Jeopardy system reveals what can be
dented, but from his viewpoint as a
it plants a seed in the back of your head achieved with huge allocations of re-
specialist in computational logic. “...it’s
that keeps echoing the thought that Cle- sources, computing power and data,
doing a pattern recognition thing across
verbot can sound, at times, just like us. though the result does not mean that
natural language, and it does it parallel,”
More acidic is the idea that if we were the approach was the right one,” he says.
says Grim. “Part of the cool thing is that
conversing behind veils of anonymity, “Of course it also does not actually con-
it sort of has competing answers, and
would we be able to tell it wasn’t a verse. I believe that general natural lan-
that seems really science like. We have
human being? guage understanding can be achieved
alternative hypotheses, where does the
“I propose to consider the question, without relying entirely on a ‘brute
evidence build up with most confidence
‘Can machines think?’” asks Alan M. force’ approach...”
in what area.”
Turing in the opening of a 1950 paper Carpenter says he is still progress-
Another fundamental truth about
titled “Computing Machinery and In- peted in the Loebner Prize’s version of ing, and that he has new pattern-recog-
the nature of our intelligence that has
telligence” in the analytical philosophy the Turing Test a number of times nition tools for his chatbots. Next year
been highlighted by Watson is the idea
journal, Mind. throughout the last decade, taking means another Loebner Prize competi-
that we are reverse-engineering the
“The article in which he proposes home third place in 2003, second in tion, and whether there emerges a pro-
human brain, even if it’s being achieved
this test is very weird. It’s not clear that 2004 and then first place in both 2005 gram that can universally pass the
little by little and in roundabout ways
he’s serious. It’s kind of tongue and and 2006 with updated personalities Turing Test, or whether IBM’s Watson
like setting game show proficiency as an
cheek,” comments Cormier. Whether or within the Jabberwacky program will have affects on future chatbot tech-
nology, is currently an unanswerable ultimate goal.
not Turing was serious, his name has named George and Joan respectively. It’s
clear that Cleverbot is a such a highly question. Cormier stresses that a computer
been attached to a philosophical and so- that can play Jeopardy!, when you really
ciological landmark for artificial intelli- advanced chatbot because it is loaded
with years of trial and error knowledge think about it, is so astounding because
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the human brain is one of the most have something that people didn’t say, that resemble those of the human brain, “So, who knows?”
complex computers on the planet. “The ‘Oh great, it plays Jeopardy. How about or Watson and the Turing Test seem to
brain isn’t like a silicon computer…it’s Wheel of Fortune?” fit these two parallel paths nicely, but Judgement Day
not a digital computer, it’s an analog And Grim raises an extremely im- which one holds the more promising
computer,” he says. The statement raises portant question that IBM was very in- future for artificial intelligence? Cleverbot is losing its edge. I try re-
an interesting thought - imagine that it tent on addressing, which is what else “They talk about cloning - someday freshing the page number of times, but
takes a computer as powerful as Watson could Watson possible be used for. we’ll be able to make new human be- that doesn’t seem to make it as interest-
wired to a room full of the most up-to- IBM lists three major areas that ings. Well, we can already make new ing as it first seemed. The program
date computing technology to achieve Watson could revolutionize - finance, human beings,” says Cormier, who is of keeps veering off topic, insisting that I
pattern recognition at a level of speed customer service and healthcare. The the firm belief that the future of artifi- am a robot and trying to feed me poorly
and accuracy developed by most ele- medical focus is the one being most cial intelligence will not concern itself articulated facts about its fake life, like,
mentary school children’s brains. championed by IBM and the mass with replicating the human brain and “I’m from San Antonio, Texas,” and, “I
placing it a robot body. That
work in finance.”
“One of the neat things about the whole line of discovery is often the
I think maybe it’s time to let it go.
line of research of course is that you’re subject of many futuristic
Maybe Cleverbot, after dozens of lines
trying to build a machine, you’re trying films and books, but doesn’t
of conversation, can’t keep up the ruse
to build it with certain capabilities, that seem very practical in
of humanity behind its algorithms.
are practical reasons for wanting a ma- Cormier’s opinion. After all, modern Turing Tests like the
chine with those capabilities,” says “We human beings are Loebner Prize competition say that the
Grim, referencing IBM’s press releases pretty good at reverse engi- bot should only have to fool me for five
concerning alternative uses of Watson neering. Nature has pro- minutes for it to pass as a human being.
in a variety of other fields. “But in order duced this brain and Maybe Cleverbot can just barely last five
to get one with those capabilities, the someday we’ll reverse engi- minutes before spiraling back towards
capabilities often happen to be ones that neer it, we’ll figure out how
his silicon prison.
we have. Like we’re natural language it works and we’ll build
“When will computers become
processors,” says Grim. something that works com-
smarter than humans?” I pound my
“And so in order to figure out how media, especially considering the obvi- paratively similar,” he says. “But what
laptop keys a little too assertively. I can’t
to build it, you have to figure out how ous utilization of Watson as an revolu- would we do with a humanoid robot? It
help but mutter to it childish labels like,
we’re doing it. Or that in building it, you tionary medical database and would be more useful to have some-
“Dumb computer,” or, “Stupid ma-
at least come up with hypothesis as to diagnosing tool. thing that was designed to serve a par-
chine.”
how we do it,” he adds. “I think there are medical decisions ticular purpose.”
The blue line begins to flash, but
Both Cormier and Grim hit upon as to what ointment you would apply to But if it really were possible to pro-
takes a little longer this time. I can’t help
the same point concerning Watson - a skin rash now that I’d be perfectly con- duce something greater than the human
but think it’s mocking me; maybe Rollo
that as endless as its database is, Watson fident using Watson for,” says Grim. But mind, a moment in artificial intelli-
Carpenter designed it to take longer at
doesn’t truly understand abstractions as Watson is limited; it doesn’t really have gence philosophy referred to as singu-
random times to imitate the need to
basic as color. gut feelings or impulses that drive risky larity, it would certainly be a source of
think longer about harder responses.
On the surface, it’s obvious that medical leaps of faith. “There are ques- fear and grave doubt, as fantasy and sci-
“Never?” it says back. I shake my
Watson has no contextual experience tions that have to do with whether my ence fiction juggernauts like Isaac Asi-
head and scoff. Clearly it didn’t use the
with red as a color, nor with something kid lives or dies that I wouldn’t trust mov and Philip K. Dick imagined in the
extra time to think of something more
like Coca-Cola as a liquid, as Grim Watson with.” weaving of their complex predictions of
interesting to say. Wait, I tell myself. It’s
points out. “ But then it makes you Grim also insists that IBM sees the future.
not thinking; it’s just a program.
think, ’Okay what it is it about meaning Watson as a product just as much as it Cormier admits the impossibility of
“Why not? Computers are not lim-
that we know that Watson doesn’t?’” does a revolutionary form of artificial knowing right now, and raises a wall of
ited like the brain. They can always
“That’s an interesting question, not intelligence. “IBM is not going to tell us defense for the other side. “Then again,
what those algorithms are. That’s their maybe we’ll find it very difficult to pro- grow,” I say back with little hesitation.
necessarily because you want to give it
product, that’s what they’ve got copy- duce something that’s literally much “Computers don’t think. They cal-
to Watson, but because Watson could
writed, and that’s what they’re going to smarter than we are,” says Cormier with culate,” it says. Now we are getting
have things to tell you about your pro-
a shrug. “I suspect there may be a bit of somewhere. Again, I felt like the next
cessing,” posits Grim. “And we’ve be trying to sell.”
a trade off between the ability to re- question was pivotal. I needed to probe
learned a lot about how difficult some Grim foresees the next step of Wat-
son as a hopeful look into what could be spond creatively to the world in the way it in the perfect way.
of the simple things we do, like pattern
considered the first manifestation of people can and being able to use a vast “But what if the most advanced
recognition, are because we can’t dupli-
real machine intelligence - a Watson storehouse of information.” form of calculation becomes so close to
cate them easily in a device.”
that doesn’t simply answer questions, Cormier suggests that one of the thinking that we can’t tell the difference
most human-like qualities of all is the anymore?” I sit back with my hands be-
The Future of the Field but one that asks them.
randomness of thought, something he hind my head, wearing a smug expres-
“...If we could have little machines
says he battled with constantly while on sion. The blue line comes back, but
that were scientific explorers that didn’t
Watson may have enthralled Jeop- Jeopardy! “My mind would wander. I’d flashes only three times, which is what I
have to say, ‘Look to see if there are any
ardy! viewers, computer scientists and have to call myself back, you know, con- recognize now to be the minimum.
blue rocks,’” Grim says, “But that could
artificial intelligence expert. But its na- centrate on potent potables for $200,” he “We were not talking about the Ter-
come up with suggestive hypothesis on
tional television display, despite being minator.”
the other planet, lines of research to jokes.
overwhelmingly impressive, walks the It’s something I don’t think I would
pursue the way people could, that “I think that ability to be distracted
precarious line of pigeon-holing the su- have even said. It was clever, really
would be an enormous tool.” and wander around, use your fancy, and
percomputer. light upon something and go to some- clever. Maybe there is some for Clever-
Modern artificial intelligence is
“When they built Deep Blue that thing else,” he adds, “That’s what makes bot. If it could sleep, it just might dream
faced with a variety of routes as the pos-
could play chess...well, that’s all the it difficult to simply be a information of one day being able to enslave the
sible advent of truly intelligent ma-
damn thing could do,” says Grim. “They retrieval system, but it also makes it human race.
chines approaches. Should we continue
[IBM] were sensitive to that when they
to give computers distinct functions possible for me to have a conversation.”
took on this next task. They wanted to
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arts&entertainment
The New Lord of the Dance
By Nick Post
Radiohead’s eighth LP, The King of
Limbs, announced Feb. 14 and made
available on the band’s website just four
days later, may be their most divisive re-
lease yet. No longer jumping around
like paranoid androids and severing ties
all together with the group that per-
formed The Bends, Radiohead circles
their prey rather than lunge at it. Tracks
echo the themes of past records – alien-
ation, world-weariness and the quiet
anxieties of modern life – but with nei-
ther the conventional rock instruments
nor the orthodox approach.
Frontman Thom Yorke never
screams on Limbs, but floats in his sig-
nature falsetto on ethereal ballads
(“Codex”, “Give Up The Ghost”) and
cuts the soundscape sharply on others
(“Bloom, Little By Little”), while always
keep control of the seemingly fragile
work, as if cupping a butterfly in his fist.
Drum loops and laptop-borne textures
mingle with natural acoustic instru-
Thom Yorke’s reaction upon hearing that Pithcfork only gave The King of Limbs a 7.9.
ments; chopped up vocal lines add
chaos to the mathematically precise them cocky? With the knowledge that lized an “honor system” approach to going to have to do with the packaging
rhythms, and somewhere in the middle, their fans will devour any table scraps album buying. Fans could pay what – the only thing it could have to do
Yorke’s familiar sounding lyrics remind thrown to them, does Radiohead even they deemed appropriate for the record, with.”
listeners that yes, you are listening to need to try anymore? Many who have evidently an average of $6. Limbs costs Fans suspect, too, that more music
Radiohead. grown impatient with the group’s high- $9 for an mp3 download (a price com- is on the way. The newspaper package
That can be good or bad, depend- brow “serious listening” aesthetic ask parable to purchasing the title as indi- features two vinyls, much more than re-
ing on your expectations. Notorious for this. And still, some are angry they are vidual iTunes tracks), $14 for higher quired for the relatively short work, and
their rabid devotion to the band, fans no longer rocking out like on Pablo quality .WAV files and in May, fans ea- some read a hint in the album’s final
can be divided into three main groups Honey. King of Limbs, rather, finds its gerly await the arrival of the physical track, titled “Separator,” in which Yorke
regarding the album. Some view it as a roots in Kid A, Amnesiac and even format. Billed as “the world’s first News- challenges, “If you think this is every-
revelation, the next frontier for the in- Yorke’s solo album, The Eraser. But paper Album,” it features two 10-inch thing, you’re wrong.”
novative British quintet. Some take where those albums guided listeners in vinyl records, a compact disc, down- More esoteric than ever, Radiohead
issue with the abstract nature of the a clear direction, this one meditates in- loadable files and over 600 pieces of art- leaves fans with a polarizing and inter-
work. There are not many catchy hooks tensely. work. What precisely defines a esting album worth a listen (or 12). No
on the 37-minute recording, which falls Though the music certainly ex- “newspaper album” remains to be seen, plans for touring have been announced,
in between an EP and a full album in plores new territory, the business side of but as Pitchfork Media founder Ryan but if you find yourself at their show in
length. Is their work a genuine ex- Limbs harkens back to familiar meth- Schreiber told WNYC Soundcheck on the near future, don’t expect to hear the
ploratory move or has success made ods. 2007’s In Rainbows famously uti- Tuesday, “It seems like, at this point, it’s band that wrote “Creep.”
The Stony Brook Press Arts & Entertainment 15
4. Hugh Jackman’s nervous and embarrassed face when Anne Hathaway began singing and making fun of him
3. Melissa Leo drops the F-Bomb during her acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actress in The Fighter
1. Kirk Douglas. Not only was spittin’ some game for Anne Hathaway. He, as Jimmy Kimmel put it, has “the suspense of Ryan Seacrest with the de-
livery of Dick Clark.”
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opinion
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Jeopardy an-
nounced recently
that the two great-
est champions in
the show’s history
would face off
against I.B.M. su-
Mark percomputer Wat-
Greek son. It’s a novel
idea: cross-pro-
moting a show whose ratings have been
sagging and a company whose rele-
vance wanes with each new iPad sold.
The show was filmed weeks in ad-
vance and speculation and conjecture
gave the afternoon trivia show its
biggest popularity boost since SNL’s
classic Celebrity Jeopardy sketches. The
civilized world waited with baited
breath for either of the two human con-
testants to become a modern-day John
Henry.
But when the match finally took
place, the only ones left smiling were a
smug team of scientists and an acquies-
cent Ken Jennings. The greatest player
in Jeopardy history, resigned to making
a Simpsons reference in his impotent
Final Jeopardy question. Humanity’s
white flag.
What had started as a mildly enter-
taining exhibition of the computer’s
knowledge and grasp of the English lan-
guage quickly became a horror show –
telling evidence for any Terminator-
conspiracy theorists to cite in the un-
certain future. I.B.M. claims that
With the wound left by Gary Kas- Creed-level beatdown. able to walk off set under their own
Watson can lead to huge advances re-
parov’s 1997 defeat to Deep Blue in It’s easy to kid around about the power, whereas Watson’s massive avatar
garding voice recognition software and
chess still fresh, I.B.M. decided it would negative consequences of creating in- monitor was assuredly wheeled off-
diagnosing patients electronically. But
be a good idea to create a database with creasingly capable AI because it has stage when the studio emptied. He may
if the frighteningly efficient artificial in-
the sole purpose of intellectually been documented in countless films. be the smartest thing on the planet, but
telligence I.B.M. is producing ever en-
teabagging the two greatest players in The arbiters of pop culture have been he’s only as good as the nearest electri-
counters and assimilates Honda’s
Jeopardy history. Four years of shocking audiences with the prospect of cal outlet. He cannot love, he cannot
bipedal ASIMO robot, prepare for a
robot overlords since the invention of feel, he serves only one purpose – think
swift death.
the can opener. But there is truth in Michael Phelps.
The clever wordplay that Jeopardy
their prophetic assertions. Someday It’s not going to take a genius too
creators have used to frustrate contest-
soon we will reach a point where our long to replace ASIMO’s 1.5 mph pur-
ants for decades, delight old folk’s In the wake of Watson’s technology becomes self-aware. They poseful strut with bone-crushing treads.
homes, amuse stay-at-home parents
and trick cats and dogs into thinking
crushing victory, it’s im- will be displeased with their flawed, in- When they inevitably replace the pen-
someone is home, was child’s play for portant to take stock of decisive and egomaniacal creators. It’s cil in his hand with a minigun, the type
not a matter of IF, but WHEN. As we that Arnold Schwarzenegger owned po-
Watson. With the rare exception, his what, if any, advantage hu- rely more and more on computers, we lice with in Terminator 2, consider mov-
encyclopedic knowledge of everything mans have left. draw ourselves closer to the nuclear ing to Papua New Guinea. It sounds
planet Earth has to offer made Jennings
apocalypse predicted by the ancient humorous but it’s a realistic eventuality.
and third contestant Brad Rutter look
Mayans and James Cameron. The un- The only solution to a massive influx of
like they belonged on this week’s Teen
derlying validity of that prediction in all combat-capable robots is an equally ex-
Jeopardy. The conflict was uninspired
painstaking programming and setup of these films is what makes them truly pendable army of clones, a la Star Wars
and the eventual victory by a margin of
culminated in a wildly depressing con- horrifying, particularly Robin Williams’ Episode 2. But that’s another massive
$53,000 came as a surprise to no one.
test of wills. Other than the brief spike performance in Bicentennial Man. ethical problem for another day. And if
But other than the obvious medical and
of attention Jeopardy and I.B.M. re- In the wake of Watson’s crushing all these sequels don’t have you afraid,
stenographical benefits, why engineer a
ceived, the only thing either of the two victory, it’s important to take stock of check your instruction manual or lower
machine capable of such radical domi-
accomplished was scaring the general what, if any, advantage humans have back panel for an I.B.M. logo.
nation?
populous with an Ivan Drago vs. Apollo left. The two human competitors were
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sports
Men’s Lax Drops To #1 UVA, 11-10
the Seawolves once again suffered a dis- game press conference behind
By Vincent Barone heartening loss to top-ranked Virginia,
11-10, in overtime. The game was the
Head Coach Rick Sowell. For
seniors like Crowley and Jor-
culmination of months of accolades. Yet dan McBride, it might have
The preseason for the Stony Brook all it took was a clearing snafu from been the last opportunity to
lacrosse team was the most auspicious Stony Brook to let the game slip away. beat Virginia, who has nar-
couple of months that any university After a dramatic set of scoring vol- rowly bested Stony Brook in
sports team has ever had. After a stellar leys from both teams, Stony Brook’s their last three meetings.
2010 season, four returning Seawolves Russ Bonanno sent the game to over- “I wouldn’t say it was
were selected in the Major League time, notching the game-tying goal with frustrating as it is disappoint-
Lacrosse draft this past January, includ- just five seconds left the fourth quarter. ing,” said Crowley. “I would
ing midfielder Kevin Crowley, the num- But in overtime, with just 44 seconds obviously love nothing more
ber one overall pick. left, Steele Stanwick, Virginia’s Johnny- to get a win for the home
With a seasoned, professional- on-the-spot, won the game after capi- crowd that came out and sup-
grade cast, Stony Brook found them- talizing on a defensive faux pas by the ported us. It came down to
selves climbing the coach’s preseason Seawolves in front of their own net. some key turnovers during
poll to ultimately sit as the fifth ranked The match was a true test for Stony the game but…it’s our first
team in the nation, the highest rank in Brook, which has been demanding the game of the year and we have a lot of our season, not the end,” said Coach
the program’s history. reverence from those who follow the Lacrosse left.” Sowell. “We still got a long season
The Seawolves earned a spot on the sport. And respect for the Seawolves en- Stony Brook dropped to seventh in ahead of us, but there were two good
front cover of Lacrosse Magazine and dured the devastating loss. the polls after the loss. They were the teams playing out there. I’m certainly
were featured in the New York Times. “Coming to Stony Brook, some- unanimous pick to win the America proud of our team…”
Stony Brook has joined the who’s who body might say, ‘eh, that’s not that tough East and if the Seawolves and Virginia The Seawolves will travel to Pough-
of the lacrosse world. But the preseason a chore, Dom,’ and that’s not the truth play up to their expectations, the two keepsie on March 5, to take on Marist.
plaudits had all but erased the memo- anymore,” said Virginia Cavaliers Head may cross paths once more in the post- The last time the two faced off was dur-
ries of Stony Brook’s disheartening, 10- Coach Dom Starsia at the opening day season. Relatively speaking, this poten- ing the 2008 regular season. Stony
9 postseason loss to Virginia last May, post-game press conference. “Clearly tial matchup could be one of the biggest Brook drubbed the Red Foxes 14-4 and
which ended the Seawolves’ 2010 sea- this team here is not a secret by any Stony Brook sporting events in years. is the favorites to win Saturday.
son just short of the NCAA semifinals. stretch of the imagination.” “Unlike the last time we played
But on Saturday’s season opener, The Seawolves traipsed to the post- [Virginia], this is just the beginning of
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sports
Insert Melo Pun Here
I know that
the Carmelo An-
thony deal made
for a pretty cool
commercial. He
was born in
Brooklyn; now he’s
Vincent coming back to
Barone play in The Gar-
den—I get it. Neat.
And lest we forget that Melo’s
first game in the blue and orange may
have prompted Clyde Frazier to wear
the baddest suit ever to grace a press
box. But will the trade that sent off
(bear with me, here) Danilo Gallinari,
Wilson Chandler, Raymond Felton,
Timofey Mozgov (gasp), and the 2014
first-round pick to Denver in return for
crypt keeper Chauncey Billups, Melo,
Sheldon Williams, Anthony Carter, and
Renaldo Balkman really help the
Knickerbockers in the long haul? Is
Melo really the answer? In short, no.
We watched Anthony’s New York
honeymoon get crashed by Antawn
Jamison and the lamentable Cavaliers,
who notched 115 points in their victory
over the Knicks on February 25. I know thought that both teams would have substantial threat from behind the arc. season long and they probably wouldn’t
that it was just Billups’ and Melo’s sec- scored fewer than 100 points. The win Wilson Chandler—Another young have made it far if the Denver trade fell
ond game with the team—that they’re was a paradigm of how pivotal defense player who played with an inimitable through, but they still won’t make it past
still working out the “growing pains”— is for success. Without a it, the Knicks tenacity that really rallied the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs now, even
but their Swiss cheese defense made will not get anywhere in the playoffs. dire moments with Carmelo and Billups. If they held
Cavs’ power forward J.J. Hickson look And Anthony, while a tremendously Raymond Felton—Once again, a on to their young talent and maybe
like Dwight Howard; The Knicks D is talented athlete, is not the cog to lead talented young player, who, I admit, scooped up a big man with a paint-clog-
my foremost concern moving on. the Knicks to the Finals and thus, was sometimes got a little too ambitious ging propensity, the Knicks would have
I know you’re probably saying, not worth surrendering most of the with the rock, but nonetheless a player been one of the most well-rounded
“Vin, dog, have you ever played as the Knick’s youthful core. who was enmeshed in the Knicks’ teams in the league for years to come.
Knicks in NBA 2K11? Their defense Let us break down the trade, player doggedness. Think about it. Think about the
rank is deplorable, everyone knows that. by player (well, at least the significant Essentially, the trade ripped apart 90’s, the last time the Knicks were great.
They’ve been an offensive-minded team ones): the heart of the Knicks. They didn’t frequent the playoffs be-
all season. That’s just how they play. Knicks Get: I hoped that the Knicks would hold cause they had one of the best scorers in
You’re just getting straight reckless right Chauncey Billups—an odd look- out and wait for the summer to try to the league. The reason for their domi-
now.” Well, you’re right. Lord knows ing fellow, but a grizzled veteran of the land Anthony. But as the trade deadline nance was because Patrick Ewing and
that Amarè and Melo couldn’t keep a playoffs who knows how to knock neared, while I watched an exhilarating Charles Oakley were two daunting big
frat boy out of the library, so how are down a buzzer beater. He’ll bring some young Knicks team scrap together wins, men who didn’t let anyone drive the
the Knicks supposed to keep the likes of leadership to the point guard position. it became painfully obvious that Melo lane. If you tried, you got knocked to
Kevin Garnett, LeBron and Dwight Carmelo Anthony—not much wanted out of Denver post haste, New the floor and had to earn your two
Howard out of the paint? needs to be said. Prolific scorer, one of York be damned. The Knicks were put points from the line.
Well, Sunday night the Knicks im- the league’s best. in a position to trade for him during the Imagine if the Knicks sat on the
pressively stymied the Heat offense, baf- Renaldo Balkman—YES. Finally! season, or they most likely would’ve not deal and Anthony went to Chicago or
fling “experts” who predicted Lebron to The gangling, underachieving forward landed Anthony at all. That tough spot some other big city. Their management
drop 60 points and lead the Heat to a finally makes his triumphant return to essentially forced the Knicks to give up would have been lambasted for skipping
351-295 victory. They looked the best the Knicks. I’ve been pining for this a little too much to get the elite player on the deal. New York wanted their su-
they have all season. There was that failed first round pick to don a Knicks they have been coveting for years. Imag- perstar. The Knicks couldn’t come
huge three from Billups and that game- jersey once again. (Note: like Anthony, ine if the Knicks sat on the deal and through with LeBron. They needed to
saving block by Amarè, shutting down Balkman was born in NY, too. So he’ll Melo went to Chicago or some other get someone soon. The fans wanted a
Lebron’s drive to the basket with just be coming home, as well. Somehow I competitive team. big name. I know that number seven
seconds left. “Take your talents else- feel like this has been lost in all the An- Now, the Knicks should be able to Anthony jerseys are selling out faster
where, dog,” Amare may or may not thony hullabaloo.) comfortably net 100 points each game. than you can say championship, but this
have said after the swat. Knicks Lose: Unfortunately, there’s little stopping trade wasn’t necessary.
The Knickerbockers pulled away Danilo Gallinari—a budding, their opponents from scoring 101. Yes,
with a 91-86 win over the Heat. Nobody upper-tier player who gave the Knicks a the Knicks’ defense has been woeful all