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Crazy Advice column

Instruction: read the following letters to the ‘Dear Sally’ advice column, pick two of them and
write an advice in response.

1. Dear Sally:
My coworker, Sally, recently hired a new grad [becario], Jane. As Sally was making the verbal
offer over the phone, she asked Jane if she had any questions. Jane replied, “No, but my father
does." Then, Jane’s father took the phone and started asking Sally questions about the offer!
The questions ranged from logistics about starting the new job, to asking if Jane could arrive
late on her first day! Is there any way to respectfully give the parent feedback that they are not
helping their child?
- Sincerely, Doubtful.

2. Dear Sally:
There are two children that live across the street from us — aged six and nine-ish — who have
serious boundary issues. They walk into our house without knocking, ring the doorbell during
the day when my husband is sleeping, ask us for food and drinks (or just serve themselves
without asking), and ask my kids to give them their toys or money. We are very firm with them,
always telling them, “This is not your house; you have to knock," or “You can’t have our
dinner." We are firm, but they are willful and resistant. It’s a constant battle. What do we do?
- Thanks, Parent Trap.

3. Dear Sally:
When I was a teacher at a boarding school, we had an athletic director who liked to call
students and faculty "tiger" or "handsome." He always felt that if he could say something nice
to someone, he would do it, as that may be the only nice thing that person heard that day. He
passed away a few years ago. As a nice memory and in admiration for his kind agenda, I like to
call people handsome also. A supervisor today — who I CC'ed on an email in which I called
someone handsome — wrote an email back. I was told to "refrain from calling people
handsome." I'm curious. What is wrong with the salutation? I'm clueless how this may be a bad
thing.
- Regards, Tiger.
4. Dear Sally:
I have a coworker who is terrified of clowns. Once in a while one of my other coworkers thinks
it's funny to change his wallpaper on his laptop to a scary clown picture. He will react in what
the others think is a funny manner by screaming or running out of the building. This month, due
to Halloween, they have been pranking him daily and have even taken up a collection to buy a
clown costume to wear later this month. I want to tell him about it because I think it is juvenile
and pathetic, but I worry about repercussions from my boss because she is in on it and a driving
force behind it. What should I do?
- Sincerely, Clowngirl.

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