Main Meri Sister
Main Meri Sister
Main Meri Sister
saal 2010 fab 13.. subha 6 baje.. ringggg! ringggg! ringggg! ringggg!...(alarm roz ki tarah baja...)
main roz ki tarah utha our bresh kiya greaser on ker main niche aaya kichan se mommy our chaichi ki
awaaz aarahi thi..(mommy 44 ki hai our chachi 29 ki )
main kichan mai aaya our dodno ko good morning kaha...
(chachi mere paas aake chaide huwe kehne lagi mere kaan me)
chachi: aji din to sawarta hi hai humari raat kab wawaar do ge...
(this was not the first time chachi was talking to me like that but i never minded that..actuall my chacha
ji is fat guy and hi is 40 now i knew that chachi was not setisfied in her bed ...she even use to seduce me
by flashing her body many times...)
mom : ok meena but dont take time ..your bhayyaji will be here any moment...
me : daddy ..?
mom: meena's mama is unwell and is admitted to hospital daddy was going to visit him and asked us to
join ...
mom: hi has gone on your duty to delever the vegitables and salt to hotel today ...
mom: because u dont need to take then from now u need to take some time to wake in the morning...
me : wow! but all of a sudden why did u all thought of givine me this gift mom....?
mom: beta kuch bhi free nahi milta ...tume ab se roz geeta ko school le jana pade ga...
me: what!...mooom ! i dont like this ha.. to Carrie vagitatiopn is better to drop geeta to school ...please
daddy ko bolo main nahi kerne wala...please...
me: yeh...wow this is the papers of a nissan pickup ...oh my god ! daddy bought it for me...?
mom : daddy took it for a trail ..there he comes look there ...
daddy: well come beta ...per is ke liye tume baat to maanni hogi ...
me: actually the deal is not fare but ok...i will take that whight cat to school...by the way where is she
..ha...?
daddy ..she too can spleep a little longer from now...actualluy laxmi i was always not comfortable taking
geeta so early with me to drop her to school ...she was sick off waiting for her shool bus to come to the
hotel everday...
..mom: but my little girl never complained about it na..she is such a good girl...
daddy : ha but..abhi wo badi dikne lagi hai our hotel main to tum jaanti ho kaise kaise log aate hai...
mom: accha kiya ji is bhuddu rahul ko gadi diladi aapne abhi meri biti ko subha jhaldi utke hotel per bus
ka intezaar nahi kerna pade ga...our sachi main pata hi nahi chala humri gudya kab itni badi ho gayi ...kal
hi baat hai ye usse khande pe leke phir ta tha..
daddy : our wo yaad hai rahul tuje kitna pita tha jub usse apni cycle se giraya tha tune...
mom: our meri beti apne pair per take lagane ke baad bhi bhayya bhyya kerrahi thi...badi samaj daar hai
meri beti...
me:...geeta! ha she might be good girl for u all ..aske me...she is a cat always biting...
...i was happy like i got my dream car ...i was tired of driving that khatara TATA SIARA...in that joy
recalled ever
Main bas sab guzre haseen waqt ko yaad kerta sidiyaan chad ke geeta ke kamre main pouncha waha wo
abhi kambal oode soyi padi thi …
Me : geet! Geet! Choti ut ….
geet! Geet!...(main bed ke kareeb pahounch ke us ke chere se kambal hataya our wo need main hi moun
bana rahai thi…)
me : geet ab ye kya hai tu ready ho rahi hai ya main akela nikal jaao…geet… geet! Geet!...
geeta: unnnn …(angdayi lete huwe uthi our bhari aawaaz main boli..)unnnbhaaaaya…aaj chutti kerte hai
naaaa aaaaa!...
me : nahi aaj pehla din hai tujeh main school ke leyi lejaraha hooo, agar aaj hi chutti to dad ghussa ho
jaayen ge..waise tu roz to 2 ghante pehle uth ke ready bhi hojati thi na…uth abh..challl…(main ye kehte
huwe bed se utha our uski kamre ki khdkiya aa khole di jaise hi subha ki sunehri doop ki kirne us ke
chere per padi usni moun banate huwe aknhe kholi….)
(main ne uski taraf dekaha ..wow! sach main meri pyari choti bahan masoomiyat our noor ki misaal thi
bilkul mom ne kaha waise “angle”..main dekta raha wo bed per baithi thi usne kambal ko hataya our
ghutnou ke bal bed per khade ho ke angdayi lene lagi …meri aankhe us ko dekhrahi thi patana nahi
kiyoun jaise usse bahot dino baaad dekha ho jaise ,ya phir pehle kabhi dekha hi nahi waise…geeta wo
meri choti si nanhi se sharaarti bahan laghi nahi rahi thi us subhake ujaale main wo kisi film eke Sean
main kamsin si khubsurat heroin jaisi lagrahi thi ….)
Geeta : bhayya kya huwa ….
Me: (ek dam chonk ke bola..)kya ! kuch nahi tu tayaar hojaa yaar jhaldi se …
Geeta : ok ..aap mera naasta leaao please main fresh ho jaati huuu please…
Me: aye! …main ab yeh bhi duty nahi karunga ..billi…
Geeta: bhayya please ek baar nahi to deair hogi please…
Me: ok..ok…per sirf aaaj haan…!
Geeta : dekte hai ..
Me: kya..?..
Geeta : nahi nahi ok..sirf ek baar ..ok please (yeh kehte huwe wo bed se utthi our main wahaa se nikal
gaya…
(main room se to bahar aagaya per kuch badla badla sa dimaag main chalraha tha main ne kabhi bhi
kuch aisaa nahi soncha tha …phir sidiyoun se utarte samay mere dimaag main kuch tasweerin chalne lagi
kuch puraani kuch abhi ki jaise mera dimaag geet ke andhar huwe badlao ko naap raha ho wo kuch
saaloun pehle kaisi thi abbhi kaise hai , halaan ke jab main use dekraha tha tab main ne kuch nahi
soncha tha per aab jaise mere dimaag ne uske jism ki taraf ek akershan cheddiya main inhi khayaaloun
main niche utra our tabhi dhadaam se…)
Me: offff I …iii…am ..sorry chichi …(main ek dam chichi se takragaya... takraya bhi aaise ke wo bellance
kho ker girne hi waali thi our main nai unhe samhaal liya…)
Chichi: offfff sorry!..yeh to meri khushkhismati hai ke tum se takragayi…
Me : I am really sorry chichi main ne jaan booj ke nahi kiya..
Chichi :issi baat ka to afsoos hai ke tum ne jaan booj ke ye nahi kiya per kaas ke jaan booj ke kerte …
(she was looking straight into my eyes with pure seductive shine she was still in my arms I felt a little
waight when she let her boddy al the way in the thoughts that whem I realize her aroma her smell her
fresh ness was turning me on she wasen waring any cover on her upper pat like dupatta …wo sirf salvaar
kamiz main thi jab meri naza unki seene pe padi main ne ek dam unhe chod diya wu dhadam se zameen
per girgayi…)
Me: aao I ammm I aiii am so sorry…
Chichi : aahhh! Badmaash is baar tune jaan booj ke mujeh gira diya ….ru teri to main …(I ran out from
the corridor and came into the kitchen she fallowed me into..)
Me : mom ! mom bachao! Please….
Chichi : idhar aah main bachai ti hu….
Mom: arre ! arre! Kya huwa …
Chichi : dekho na didi mujeh kitni zor se dhakka maar ke girake bhaaaaya yeh aap ka laadla…isse to main
uuunnn, aa idhar tu…
Me: mom main ne jaan booj ke nahi kiya mooom…please bolo na ..
Mom: meena baksh do bechaare ko …bechare ne jaan buj ke nahi kiya …ha ha ha…
Chichi : didi isse baksh du to main pakdu kissko…hahaha …ek yeh to aakri ummmeeed hai…(with a
double meaning smile..)
Mom: le bhai ab tujpe udhaar raha iska badla meena tu phir kabhi isse pakad lena ha…h aha ha ha …
Me: ha chachi udaar raha …ab mom please naasta to do our geeta ka bhi dedena wo apne room main hi
kare gi…
Chachi: lo bhai ab humare raajkumaar ke din itne gayeguzre aagaye…ha nayi nayi naukri jo hai…
Me:oh! Hello…ye naukri nhi ek bhai ka bahen ke prati pyaar hai..waise bhi chachi ye roz nahi kerne wala
main …
Mom: roz bhi karega to konsa galat hai ha ..apni eklauthi behan ke liye kerhi sakta hai…aakhir wo bhi to
tujeh apni jaan se badke pyaar kerti hai…our mat bool ke nayi nisaan uske hi kehne per mili hai…
Me: ha han..thik hai per roz nahi kabhi kabhi ok..per aap dair mat karo naasta do wo bhi fresh ho gayi
hogi shayed…
Chachi: didi sirf yeh eklaute bahenain khushkismat hoti hai ..hum bhi to ek aouti chachi hai na… (main
nashte ki trey leke sidiyaan chadraha tha…)
Me:geeta …
Geeta :ji bhayya kya huwa…?
Me: arre mujeh andhar aana hai yaar…
Geeta : to roka kisne hai aap ko our aap permission kab se lene lage hai …?
Me : abe meri haatoun main nashata ki tray hai yaar…
Geeta: ha baba aayi ruko 5 mins..
Me : 5 mins kiyoun
Geeta: arre main dress pahan rahi hu waisse darwaza latched nahi hai aap dhakka lagake aajao ….
Me: door lathed hai nahi khulraha hai …
Geeta: ok ok aayi ruko…(jaisse hi usne door khola main hairaanrehgaya wo sirf towel main thi main ne
jhatse apni nazar use hataa di…our andar aagaya..)
Geeta: bhayya door latch nahi tha…
Me : tujeh kya taklif thi door kholne main ha…?
Geeta : bahot taklif thi …
Me chal abhi ja jhaldi se dress pahen ke aaja naata thanda hai already…
Geeta: naasta to pata nahi per main ne frock abhi iron kiya hai bahot garam hai main pehle naasta
kerleti hu..(us ne hotpot ka lid utha te huwe kaha ..)
Geeta: arre itna sara …?
Me: billi ! main ne bhi naashta kerna hai ...
Geeta; arre wah! To chalo kerte hai ….
Me: arre pehle tu kapde to pahan le …
Geeta: bhayya garam hai abbhi …
Me: billi kuch our bhi to pahan sakti hai tab tak …
Geeta : kiyoun our time waste nahi hoga kya…waise bhi kya faraq padta hai main towel to pehni hu
hna…?
Me: geet aise khaana khana acha nahi hai beta…
Geeta: bhayyya hum pehle to nange hi khaana khaya kerte te na ../
Me : billi….!abhi tu badi ho gayi hai …chal kuch pahan le…
Geeta: oh! Main badi ho gayi ..accha …?
Me: ab pahan ti hai ya main tujeh chod ke chala jaaoun bol…?
Geeta: accha baba pahan ti hu do …
Me: kya ..?
Geeta : wo…aap jis per baite hai…
Me: main …?oh ha a le (main us ke kapdoun per baitha huwa thaw o ek black color ki tights our ek
banyan tyoe kuch tha…)
Geeta : aap naasta shuru karo main aayi…(wo undergarments leke bathroom main chali gayi main
naashta kerne laga..do mint baad wo aayi..)
(our mere saamne stool leke bait gayi..usne sirf wohi pena huwa tha black tights and wo black banyan
type jot ha)
Geeta: bhayya kitna accha lagraha hai na…?
Me: kya acha lagraha hai …?
Geeta : aap our main is tarah kitne dino baad ek saat nashta ker rahe hai aap ka to pata nahi per mueh
bahot accha lagraha hai main to aaj se aaphi ke saat naashta karun gi …
Me: acha to mujeh bhi lagraha hai per tere saat naashata kern eke liye mujeh roz nakri kerni padegi…
Geeta: (haste huwe boli) nahi nahi kal main laadugi aap ke liye naashata …
Me: naashta lane ki koi zarurat nahi kalse sidha sidha tayaar hoke niche aana wahi naashta karenge…
Geeta: (udaasi se boli) kiyoun niche yaah aap ko takleef horahi hai kya..?
Me: ha taklif horahi hai tu ab jhaldi ker our nashta khatam ker ke redy hoja…
Geeta; bhayya mujeh aap ke saat akele rehna accha lagta hai aap ko nahi lagta kya…(udaasi se boli)
Me: tu ab apni yeh ruti surat sudhaar ke jhaldi naasta kare gi yaa main sah main jaao…?
Geeta (ghuse se boli )jaao main naasta hi nahi kerti (wo apni jaga se ut gayi our us ki aankhoun me
aansu aagaye)
(main apni jagah se uttha our ussse haat pakad ke wapas stool per baitha ya our bola)
Me: geet I am sorry yaar please udaas mat hona ..wo kya hai na main roz jhaldi apne kaam per nikal
tatha aaj bahot late huna us liye gussa kiya ..our pagli main kiuoun tere saat waqt guzaarna pasand na
karu I love to hang with u my cute little billi…chal abhi gussa chod our dair mat ker jhaldi ready ho jaa…
Geeta; aap jhoot bolte hai aap mujh se pyaar hi nahi kerte aap hamesha mujh se door bhagte hai aap
ache nahi hai …
Me: haan baba main acha nahi hu apni pyari behan se door bhagta rehta hu lekin abhi se nahi main
humesha tere saat naashata karunga our naashta hi kiyoun main jabbhi moukha mile tere saat hi khana
kaauon ga our jitna hosake tere saat rahunga meri maa ab naastaha kerle our chal abhi tere shool ka bhi
time hone laga hai…
Geeta: wada..?aap roz mere saat nashta karo ge…?
Me: han han meri maa meri naani meri pernaani…hal abhi naashta kerti hai ya nahi…
Geeta muskuraah te huwe boli) haa ab aap ache bacche hai…
(usne do mins main naashta khatam ker liya main us ki kuch kitaabe jo bikri padi thi us ke bag main daal
ne laga wo uthi our apne kapde pahane lagi..phir jab wo apne shirt ki buttens lagrahi thi tab…)
Geeta: dath! ..
Me: (chounk ke bola ..) kya huwa..
Geeta: aap ki gadbadi main main ne black wali inners pahanli jo whight shirt se saaf dirahi hai …
Me: oh to change ker le na …
Geeta: zaraa us shelve main se dedo na aap please(ye kehte huwe us ne apne shirt ke button kholne lagi
main ne dhoonda our use thama nae ke liye jaise uski our muda us ne apni inner ko niche se pakad ke
mere saamne hi apne sar se nikaal diya main hakka bhakka rehgaya …)
(mere skin per jaise achanak barf jum gayi us ne meri haat se apni whight wali banyan li our dusri taraf
mud ke pehen liya main p-hati aankhe liye our khula muh liye use dekh raha tha halaan ke us ne us
banyan ke undhar bhi bra type kuh pahna huwa tha per job hi dehka aaj main ne ek ke baad ek bahot
,bahot hi zyaada tha)
(main saikdoun khayaaloun main jaise ghum ho gaya our acchanaq us ki aawaaz ne mujeh ko jhinjod
diya…)
Geeta: bhayya kya huwaa…chalo (main use dekh ke dung rehgaya wo ready bhi hogayi…per kuch
seconds main kaise ..ya phir main kai mins kisi our dunyaan main ghumho gyaya tha …)
Geeta: bhayya kaha kho gaye aap chalo abhi dear nahi ho rahi hai kya …?
Me: ha han (main ne apna gala saaf kerte huwe kaha…)
(Hum niche aagaye ..saamne dad the )
Dad : lo bhai meri sehzaadi ready ho gayi our us ka driver bhi ,arre ye kya ..? mr driver don’t you think u
must carry the bag off our mistress …?
Me: haan! Haan! Pata hai ab NISSAAN ka badla to aap mujh se loge hi…
Dad (khil khila ke hasne lage..) ha ha ! ha! Ha!...nahi nahi main kiyoun lo badla …acha challo challo
niklo abhio …our haan gadi nayi hai aaraam se drive ker ….gadi kuch nahi tum dono mere jaan ho ok…
Me: ok dad I know that…I will driver is responsibly …
Geeta: papa dekte hai bhayyya apni naukri ke pehle hi din apni noukri permanent kerlete hai hai naukri
se haat dho baitte hai ..
Dad: beta ..yeh rahul hai yeh haar ta nahi kisi bhi maamle main….
Dad (khil khila ke hasne lage..) ha ha ! ha! Ha!...nahi nahi main kiyoun lo badla …acha challo challo
niklo abhio …our haan gadi nayi hai aaraam se drive ker ….gadi kuch nahi tum dono mere jaan ho ok…
Me: ok dad I know that…I will driver is responsibly …
Geeta: papa dekte hai bhayyya apni naukri ke pehle hi din apni noukri permanent kerlete hai hai naukri
se haat dho baitte hai ..
Dad: beta ..yeh rahul hai yeh haar ta nahi kisi bhi maamle main….
Geeta: hum…the great RAHUL…
Me: aye great billi…ab chal..
(phir hum dad mom chachi sab ko bye ker ke bahar aagaye main ne style se gadi ke doors unlock kiya
our style se car door khol ke geeta ko ek driver ki style main ishara kiya our wo bilkul kisi malkin ki tarah
undar baith gayi…)
(main ne gair utaar ke pickup liya our do mints main bus ko over take ker aage nikal gaya…)
(Geeta chilla ti huwi muh bana bana ke bus ko haat hila hila ke bye ker rahi thi ….)
Me: yaar tu ek jagaa bait …na please …geeto…
Geeta: bhayyya our fast jhaldi chalo…
Me: ok ok baba …(5 mins main hum school coumpound main the …)
Me: lo bhai aagaye our dekhlena 10 mins baad hi aayegi school bus…
Geeta:10 mins nahi kam se kam 15 mins to legihi abhi batati hun un sab ko…
Me: unh unh…!haan to phir aap kuch kehrahi thi kuch advane our niraasha kuch…
Geeta: oh haan (usne sidha sidha dono bahen mere gale main daal ke mere pure chere pe jaise kiss ki
barsaat ker di….our mujeh kuch samaj me aata issse pehle ek short but sweet kisss hountoun per bhi
…)main ne ek dam aankhe phadke use apne se judaa kiya
Main aaknh kab band kithi main sonch me rehgaya….
Me: geeto baccha ye kya kerrahi ho ….
Geeta : apne pyaare se sweet se strong se bhayya ko pyaar kerrahi hu our kya …
Me: geeto nahi aisaa mat ker naa kabhi bhi …
Geeta: bhayyya main shart jeet gayi our aap ki wajeh se mere bhayya kabhi haarte nahi humesha
jeeeeeete hai to main apne bhayya se pyaar kiyoun nahi kersakti..haaannn?
Me:haan haan jeete hum per is tarah se tu school main kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi puppy nahi lena ha…log
tarah tarha ke hote hai galat salat baat karenge…
Geeta: bhayya main kiyoun kissiko bhi pappy logi main to sirf aap ko mamma ko dad ko sawita aunty ko
pappy leti hu…our aaj se to main roz aap ko pupppppyaaaaaan lungi…
Me: haan haan lelena puppiyaan ab utar gadi se main nikalta hu…alock anna ko kirana dilana hai…
Geeta: nahi bhayya rook our thodi dair…ek our baat hai…
Me: ab wo kya hai…?
Geeta:hai kuch aap ruko to sahi na please,please bhayya…
Me: main rukta hu thik hai per bata to sahi baat kya hai…
Geeta: bhayya! Aap rukrahe hai bass …
Me: nahi ja main jaaraha hu …(I closed the door and ignited the engine …)
Geeta: please na bhayya ruko aap ko meri khasam(meri pyari bahan ne apni khasam dedi mbhala main
kaise waha se jaa sakta the..main ne gadi off ki our bahar aake gadi per haat rakker style se khada ho
gaya…)
Geeta: that’s like a good brother…
Me: ha haan khasam deke majboor kerti hai our batati bhi nahi hai kya kaam hai…
Geeta: actually bhayya…mujeh us nisha ko batana hai …
Me: yaar tu ye pahelioun mein baat kerna kab sikhi haan…?
Geeta: bhayya wo nisha ka bhai last week school teen baar aaya tha our ..our…
Me: ab bataaye gi bhi yaa main…
Geeta: our meri class ki saari ladkiyaan tab se saraa din uski hi baate kerti hai our kal jab seema wo alock
anna ki ladki ne class main kaha ke mere bhayy yaane aap use kayi guna handsome our s our ss hot hai
to nisha ne mujeh se shart lagayi agar …
Me: ek min ! seema ne kya kaha..main handsome our ..kya…?
Geeta : bhayya please…
Me: our kya shart lagiyi tum ne …
Geeta: main ne nahi nisha ne sab ke saam ne kaha main aap ko school laaoun our phir class ki ladkiyaan
aap ko dekhengi our voting kerengi ke kon zyaada hot and handomse hai ..agar aap jeete to …to …to..
Me: geeta tu bacchiyaan itni badi kab ho gayi …9th main ho tum log our voting karro gi kon hot hai our
kon handsome hai..?
Geeta: bhayya yeh ek convent school hai ya haan sab commen hai…
(main thoda serious face banake us ke paaas aaya our bola..)
Me:beta dekho bhale hi hum kisi bhi mahol main rahe hume apni our apni izzat ka khayaal rakhna
chahiye…samji..
Geeta: bhayya mujeh pata hai our aap ye samjiye main aapki ya papa ki izzat per kisi bhi tarah se aanch
nahi laaun gi our…waise bhi this is all tipical girl talks…
Me: haan jaanta hu per ab tu badi hone lagi hai our main samajta huke meri baat ko samajh gayi hai…
Me: bata voting hone per kya hoga ..
Geeta: kuch nahi, the looser have to ..wo…wo..
Me: wo..!
Geeta: wo akki ki gf bane gi…
Me: what ! akki wo ..?(akki us school ke principal ka beta tha jo bada hi badsoorat our kaala our mentally
retaied failure tha…)
Geeta: ha..haan!
Me; stupid agar tu haari to…?
Geeta: what..? bhayya aap bhool rahe ho aap the great RAHUL hai jo haarte nahi our main aapki GEETO
to main bhi nahi haarti…samjeh…
Me:oh per phir bhi..agr …?
geeta: ab yeh agar magar chod ke bas …oh my god ! oh my god! Bhayya wo glasses lagalo plese our aisse
car ko tek lagake ek pose deterehna…tho da style se plese…bus aagayi…
me:hmmm…style ha…ab tujeh bachane ke liye to kerna hi padega…chal dekte hai…
(jab bas aayi our ladkiyaan utarne lagi sab pehle geeto ko phir mujeh our mujeh hi muje our phir un
main se ek ladki mere paas aayi..arre yeh to seema hai haan per wow acchi lagrahi thi yaar…)
Seema: rahul bhayya..!wow nayi car nice haan…
Me: accha to sirf car acchi hai our main ..?
Seema : bhayya aapki tareef to ab hum nahi we sab karengi our wo bhi likh ker…wo dikhiye…
(main un ladkiyoun ki taraf dekha arre wo abhi bhi hume hi dekrahai thi.._)
Me: yaar lagta hai ki ladkiyaa muejh nazar lagade gi..ek kaam kertahu main chalta hu…
Geeta:ek laast request bhayya please …please..
Me: ab kya dance bhi kerna padega kya…/
Geeta:nahi bhayya ek baar un sab ko hye boldo please bbbhaya..
Seema: our us nishi ko khaas dekho kaise jalrahi hai…dekh na geeto…
Me: konsi wo …hye nisha ..
(wo ladki ek damse hounki our ..)
nisha:oh…hye ! bhayya..
me: ek min..haan idhar aaou..please..
nisha :ji…
me: dekho beta I mean nisha aap bhi mere liye geeto jaisi ho aap iski baatoun ka bura mat maano haa
our main pakka kehsakta hu ke aap ke bhaiyya handsome hai mujh se bhi…dekhona na tum bhi to kitni
sundar ho…
nisha; arre aissi baat nahi hai ..i mean aap bhi to acche ho I mean handsome ho( wo Sharma ke boli our
bhaag gayi…)
(geeta mere paas aake ghusse se meri haatpe chinti kaatke boli..)
Geeta: kya kaha aapne wo chiplak sundar hai..haan …
Me: arre mai to use dilrakne ke liye kaha bhai…seema samjhaona isse…
Geeta: haan per sundar hai wo…chiplak si ..
Me: haan haan bhai tu hi sundar bas..! ab main jaaoun kya kuch our bhi hai…
Geeta: haan abhi kuch our hai per yahaa nahi ghar per ..
(she jusd smiled at me saying so ..is baar uski smile
Pata hi nahi chala kab main pure 9 kilometer paar Ker city outskirt per pauncha our WO raha hotel
...main gadi main he kuch 10 mins baitha raha sonch to bahot kuch rahatha per kya...?..main ne khud se
kaha ..)
Me: yaar kya ho kya raha hai tujeh (main apne aap se car me rear view main baate kerraha that..tabhi..)
(Kisi ne meri car ke left door per knock kiya...)
Me: abbbbbe baaaaali ...!......(baali mere bachpan ka kaas , Blake meri life ka akela dost )..
Baali: u....k....k...
Me: kya..!
Bali:I....d.....o....t....( usne Ishare se kaha idiot glass to utaar...)
Me: oppps!....yaat aadat nahi hai na..glass walaas ..aajhi phela din hai is gaadi ka..
Baali:what's up bro kaisa hai...? Our nice caaaaar yaaaar...kab li...
Me: bas fit hu..our yeh..?samaj do dinhogaye ...
Me:tu suna, kaisa hai our kab aaya...
Baali: ek dam accha hu ..
Me: kab aaya ..?
Baali: bas yhhi koi 30 min huwe,...our kaha gaya tha city main...hmmm hmmm nayi car leke ..haan...
Me: abe saale tu nahi sudhrega...main Geeto ko school drop kerne gaya tha...
Baali: arre to tujeh ab billi ko school chodne ki duty bhi milgayi ...wah bhai wah...
Me: abbe mere saamne bola bola ..us ke saamne mat bol ..bataraha hu......
Baali: haan yaar yeh galti to main galti se bhi nahi kerrun....
Me: ha ha ha!...
Baali: waise ...yaar bade din hogaye yaar yaahaan aaye bada accha lagaraha hai ..kya din the...
Me: haan chal phir jeete hai wahi din...
Baali : purha month hu..koob jiyenge...
Me: chal naashta to kerle pehle pehle ki tarha...ha ha
...
Baali: abe rukh baba bhi nahi hai unhe aanede phir saat main kerletehai...
...
Me:kya ..?.Anna nahi hai...?
Me: gaye kahaan...?
Baali: dekh bhai agar tujeh nahi maloom to mujeh Kaise maloom hoga haan...?
Me: ek min !...
(Tint...tint.....tint....the line to witch you have diled is busy...plea)
Me: abbe tune bataya to nahi tha name saale tu aaraha hai ...
Baali: kiyiun ...?
Me: saale tere ke dar se wo bhag to nahi gaye haan...ha ha ha ha!...
Baali: ha ha ha ha....
Baali : arre wo dekh WO baba hi hai na...?
Me: abbé saale apne baap ko bi nahu pehchaanraha hai saale...? ..wohi hai...annna annnnn!...
Aloknath: ha haan beta aayaaaa...!
Baali : dekha saale main to main unhone bhi shayed mujeh nahi pehchana ...
Me : nahi be kuch tension main lagrahe hai....
Baali:tension ...!
Me : chal wahi chalte hai....
Baali rukh rukh wo aarhe hai ...dekh...
Aloknath :...arre tu kab aaya...(apne bete ko dekh ke khush ho gaye our puchne large...)...kab aata hai
kab Jaata hai kya kerta hai kabhi kabhi to apne baba ko bata beta...rahul ko dekh ke to Seekh kuch.. ...
Me : arre Anna aapbhi na aate hi shuru...! Waise kya huwa kuch pareshaan lagrahe the aap ...?
Aloknath: nahi nahi chinta ki baat nahi hai bad WO jo zameen ka saudah kiya hai malik ne ussi main kuch
adchan hai per ...Sab think ho jaaye ga...chalo chalo...abhi hotel main chalo
(Phir hum ne milke naashta kiya idhar udhar ki baate ki baali our main thoda farm hoaaye pata hi nahi
chala kab time nikal gaya...tab hi mere mobile pe call aayi ...naya number tha ...main ne baali ko phone
diya ..)
Me: dekh kon hai ...
Baali: hello!...
Phone per: hello. Ji rahul ..!
Baali: Ji main unka dost hu ..( ek sawaaliya muskurahat se mujeh dehkraha tha...)
Phone: WO nahi hai..?
Baali: Ji actually WO car chalaraha hai ...by the way aap ...?
Phone per : Ji main unki ..! ...ukni sister ki dost bolrahi hu...
Baali: Ji kaha se..?
Phone per: Ji school se..WO ..Geeta actually uka wait kerrahi to to mujeh kaha ke aapko I mean rahul ko
rahul bahiya ko batadu...
Baali : Ji unho ne sunliya ..aapne naam nahi bataya...?
Phone per: Ji nisha ...ton tank tonk....(line cut gayi..
)
Baali: arre Sharma gayi shayed....our kya. Bahi Niiiiishaaaa haaan...?
Me: Abe saale tu to bas wahi sonch bacci hai WO...Geeto ki classmate ...saaaale...
Baali : saale bacchi !...aaj Kal ke bacchiyoun ke tere age ke bacche hote hai...ha ha ha ha ......
Me : tu our teri ghatyaa sonch....ha ha ha nnnn
Baali: chal bata to sahi bacchi hai kaisi...
Baali: arre Sharma gayi shayed....our kya. Bahi Niiiiishaaaa haaan...?
Me: Abe saale tu to bas wahi sonch bacci hai WO...Geeto ki classmate ...saaaale...
Baali : saale bacchi !...aaj Kal ke bacchiyoun ke tere age ke bacche hote hai...ha ha ha ha ......
Me : tu our teri ghatyaa sonch....ha ha ha nnnn
Baali: chal bata to sahi bacchi hai kaisi...waise kabse chalraha hai ye haa…?
Me : muh band ker Bandar…
Baali: haan haan..bhai hum Bandar hi nazar aayenge abhi na…?
Me: abbe saale kya aaj hi meri taang chinch ke puri kasar nikaale ga haa…?
Baali: ab itni dinnoun ki kasar ek din main to nahi na nikaal sakta..h aha ha aha…
Me: han aha aha aha…(batoun batoun main hum school ke paas phounche ..shcool final bell ke baad kisi
bhi gadioun ko school ponpound main entry nahi hoti is liye hum bahar hi rukh gaye ..our baali jhat se
door khol niche utra….our bola…)
Baali: yaar kya diin the wo wah! Yaad taza hogayi…!
Baali: abbe school uniform ko kya huwa haan…!(wo chiounkta huwa bola…)
Me:time time ki baat hai bhai…
Baali: yaar mod hai be…!(chamti aankhoun se school girls ko nihaar ta bola..)
Me: mod! Ya hot!(wo 10th class ki ladkiyaa thi…)(saala koi dost saat hota hai to insaan ka rawaiyya hi
badal jata hai main bhi us ke saat ladkiyoun ko nahaar raha tha halaan ki main kabhi kabhi ladkiyoun ki
taraf akershat hota hoo per aaj naja ne kiuoun kuch zyadah hi …)
Baali: abbey yeh to shayed wo …apnaa ..wo yaar(wo actually apna ek class mate ishwar ke bare main
sonchraha tha…)
Me: haan haan ishwar ..
Baali: haan ishwar , ishwar ki bahen hai na…?
Me: tere bhi nazar ka jawaab nahi hai saale…
Baali: abbey dekh to sahi kitni badi our hot lagrahi hai naam kyat ha is ka…haan nidhi right…?
Me: saaale isse to bachpan se dekhta hai saale…
Baali : yaar abto mahina nahi lagta hai 2/4 saal hi ruk jaaun main…
Me:thik hai thik hai waisse bhi ab saale teri shadi ki age nikalti bhi jaarahi hai…kamine…!(hum nidhi to
taade jaarahe te tab hi kisi ki aawaaz aayi…hum chounkte huwe palat gaye…)
Geeto: aare baali bhayya aap what a surprise ..!..our shayed aap ne ghar per bhi surprise diya hai ,hai na
…?
Baali: abbe pehle yeh bata tu itni badi kab hogayi…billi…
Geeta: bhayyyyyyyaa unnnn dekhona …
Me: baali lagta hai ab teri khair nahi …
Baali: oh ….sorry ! sorrrrry mujeh maaf kerde meri maaaa….
Geeta: abke jaane deti hu per phir kabhi aapne wo kahaa to sach main kaatlungi …
Baali wo..! wo …kya?...billli…(use chidate huwe caar ke piche bag raha tha…)
Geeta: baali bhayyya main sach main kaatlungi unnnnnn…(wo muh banate huwe pair patrahi thi…tab hi
wana seema aagayi…baali ke peche chup chaap aake us ka kaan zoor se maror ti huwi boli…)
Seema: kya kahaa haan meri dost ko haann…?
Baali : le bhai ek our aagayii billi…(usne kaan chudaate huwe bola…)
Seema: (us ke gale lagte huwe boli )bhayya bataya nahi aarahe ho aap ..haan ..?
Baali: bata to tum lougoun ke chere pe ye khushi kaise dekta haa…
Seema: oh accha is lye nahi bataya ya phir kuch laana padta waha se is liye nahi bataya…
Baali: miss billi number 2 kissne kaha ke main ne kuch nahi laaya haa…?haan tere liye kuch nahi laaya
yeh sach hai…
Seema( udaas sa muh banake ): kya ….!
Me: chalo chalo ab yeh ladayi jhagda baad main aaj main subha se bahar bahar hi phirraha hu…
Baali: ek dum chounk ke bola..abbe wo kaha hai…?
(geeto our seema dono ek saat chounkte huwe)..
…Wo! …WO koun…?
Me: haan! Wo..wo..koun..?
Baali: (thirchi nazroun se mujeh dekta huwa..) wo ..wo …apni miss. Bharti..wo haie na abbhi school
main..(apna gala saaf kerta bola..)
Geeto: bhayya ! hum bacchiyaan nahi rahin ..seede seede bataou wo..koun ..
Me: phas gaya saale bata abhi…
Baali:wah bhai wah! Kere tu bharu main ..?main kiyoun phassun haa..
Me: kya..!
Baali: haa ..phone tujeh aata hai our ..mere ring bajega…?
Seema: (shock me boli ab yeh paheliyaan chodke baataouge aap log..)
Me: ye bewaqoof nisha ki baat ker raha hai…
Seema our bhi chounk ke boli) wo! Chiplak..uski baat ..?per…!
Geeta:muejh samaj nahi aaya..bhayyya !kya nisha ke bare main…?
Me: kya ..! kya..!nisha ka phone aaya tha ..
Geeta:kab ..! kiyoun ..! (ab chounk ne ki baar shayed merit hi…)
Me: (so main chounk te huwe bola .).abbe tu khud usse phone kerneko kehti hai our phir tu khud natak
kerti hai…
Geeta: uss chiplak ki to mainnnn….(ghussa jaisse aag hi laggayi thi )
Me:arrre arre…(seema our baali hake bhakke dekrahe the..)
Baali:abbe saale hey ho kya raha hai…?
Me: samajh main to muje bhi nahi aaya yaar…
Seema : haan haana per mujeh samajh aaaya..
Geeta:kya samajh aaya..?
Seema: geeto stupid wo chiplak sirf shart nahi haari bali humaare bhayya per bahot kuch haar
gayi…hmmm
Geeto:is ki to…saali chiplak…bhayyaaa usne kis number se phone kiya tha…haaan..idhar do phone
aapka..(us ne phone haat se chiena our call records scroll kerne lagai..)
Baali: wo last wali call se pehli wali …shayed 66 hai laast digits ..
Geeta: (ne number per call back ker spiker per daaldiya…)ring tring …hello!..
Geeta ghusse main chup chap rahi …shayed wo sunna chati thi nisha kahe gi kya…)
Phone per: hello! Raaa…hul…kya aap hai..
Geeta: (sirf gusse se laal mujeh dekhrahiti ..)
Phone per: hello ..ji baat nahi karro ge…?
Geeta: tu hai kahaan chiplak..saali tujeh to main….(nisha ne jhat se call kaat di jaisse hi usne geeta ko
suna…)
Me: yaar kiya kya hai usne …huwa kya hai..jo tu itna ghussa ho rahi hai..bechari agar phone nahi kerti to
shayed main aaj yahaa aana bhul jaata..kiyoun baali..
Baali..haan shayed hum to kahin our hi jaane wale the…
Geeta: haan haan ussi ki wajeh se aap yaaha aaye ..waise bhi aap mere liye yaaha kiyoun aayege hai na
bhayya..(wo aankhoun main aansoo laaye boli…)
Me:ab tu had kerrahi hai geeto..abey baali aaya aaya hai peure 5 saal baad our tu jaanti hai mera ek hi
dost hai ye ..main bhool gaya tha ke tujeh lene aana hai our accha huwa us ladki ne phone kiya …kiyoun
kiya main nahi jaanna chata per jo kiya accha kiya..ab to is main nagivitve points kiyoun dhoondh rahi
hai…ab bacchoun si herkat mat ker our chal abhi…
Geeta: usse aapka number kaisse mila…?(num aankhe liye hi boli..)
Me: ab jab kabhi wo baat kerrre to puchlunga …thik hai…
Geeta: khabardaar jo aapne kabbhi usse se baat ki…sab galti aapki hai…nahi aap uuski tareef kerte na wo
aap se…
Me: wah! Bhai wah ..thik hai chal meri galti meri maa!..ab chalen …tum log kya dekh rahe ho chalo…
Seema: nahi nahi bhayya aap log chalo main our baali bhayya aate hai ..
Baali: kiyoun …?saat main chalne main kya kharabi hai haan../
Me: haan ..!
Geeta: seema chal na abhi tu time paaas mat ker..(hum charoun nikle wahaan se raaste main kuch us
ladki ki kuch baali ke outoff job ki kuch geeto ki shart our us ki inaam ki kuch usske classmates ki
comments mere bare main in sab baatoun main raasta katgaya…humare aane tak aalok anna hotel per
mera intezaar kerrahe the ..main unhe haat kiya..wo daoudte car ke paas aaye our ek paarsal diya ..our
bole..)
Baali:abbey side main to lele…hum kya road per utter…
Me:abe tu ghar nahi chale ga…haan yaaar aaounga …per aajhi aaya hu our subhaa se tere saat hi huu…
Me:to phir ..?
Baali: to phir kall chale ge…
Seema: chal chalu main geeto:
Geeto:thik hai pir kal buss main mat chad jaana haan..hum ar main hi chalen ge…(phir hum dono ko chd
ke ghar ki our bad gaye…)
Geeto:hmmmm…
Me:hmmm…!matlab…
Geeta: matlab abjaaki saans mili…?
Me:matlab…?
Geeta:matlab matlab hi karo bas…..chalo abi jhaldi se ghar chale…
Me: haan bhai haan..chalhi to raha hu..
Geeta:ek min …ek min…
Me:kya huwa…?
Geeta: Kuch nahi main wahaan to aajaoun….(phir wo frount seat per aagayi..aayi bhito kya aayi purri
subah ki yaadain taza ker aayu..pehle left taang frount seat per phir apni skirt ki chupi sab chizoun ka
darshan achi tarah de ke right taang …)
Me; arreee samaaaal ke yaar …
Geeto: haan ab thik hai…chalo…
(mere dimaag main jo kuch utpataan pichle do dinoun se chalraha tha wahi tazaa ho gaya…main phir
khamosh driving kerta taha …wo chatar patar karre jaarahi thi …)
Geeto mere haat per chimti kaate huwe aap sunbhi rahe hai main kya keh rahi hun…haan..
Me:aaaoouch…! Sun rhaaa sssss hu yaaar…..
Geeta: kya suna bato….?
Me:unnn….yaad nahi…
Geeta:pata hai aap kahi khoye ho…khoye raho per khabardaaar…us chilak nisha ke bare main kuch
soncha bhi to…
Me:koun nisha..!(main ek aankh teri ker bola…)
Geeta:pataa hai bhayya..voting main kya huwa…?
Me:main jeeta right ...i mean tu jeeti…
Geeto:haan haan aap jeete , jeete wo bhi aaise ke 25 out of 27…
Me:accha main itna pasand aaya tumhaari saheliyoun ko…?
Geeta: aate kaisse nahi aakhir bhai kis ke hai…our to our pata hai baaki 2 ladkiyoun koun thi…?
Me:ha ek to wahi nisha hogi ..our…(isse pehle ke main apni baat puri kerta…)
Geeta:nahi …!yehi to khaas baat hai…
Me main chounk ker bola..)kya ..! tera matlab nisha ne khud bi mujeh pasand …I maen vote diya…?
Geeta:haan saali chiplak …bas jo wo pushpa our usi bench mate ne nisha ke bhai ko vote kiya…
Me:kiyoun unhe main accha nahi laga..
Geeta:acche to lage hi hoge per us pushhhi ka affair hai nisha ke bhai ke saat …
Me:oh to phir sahi hai…
Geeta;haan per jo taang khinchi hum ne nisha ki …aaj pure periods main baas wahi chala…our pata hai
aap ko..?
Me:jab shart puri kerne ki baat aayi thi us k eek period pehle hi nisha teacher se excuse leke
bhaggayiiii…ha ha ha nnn,usse chodenge nahi hum…ha ha ha m…(usse itna khush dekh mujeh apne aap
pe ek ajeb sa garv mehsoos ho raha tha..main usse deha jaaraha tha our phir se ghum howe jaaraha
tha…….tab hi…)(pomppppppppppp!....)
Geeta:bhayyyaaaaa !.......(mera dhayaan road se bilkul hata huwaa tha our achanak ek truch saamne
tha....pompppppp!)
me:ohhhhh....(ekdam narrow cut our hum baal baal bach gaye...gadi road ke niche thi ..main ne gehri
saan li our geeto ki orr dekha wo burri tarah dari hu apne seat per dono ghutne samati sehmi mujeh
dekhrahi thi...main ne aakn se ishara kiya ..sab thik hai ...uska rung udahuwa tha...mere demaag main
tarah traha ke khayaal aarahe te ke...
agr kuch hojata ..
agar geeta ko kuch ho jata...
agar gadi road se tuar jaati ...
agar gadi paltiyaan khaki gadde main girjaati ......thak god ek second main sab khatam hone se reh
gaya...
main ne phir geeta ko dekha ab uski aankhe bhigi huwi thi ...darra to main bhi tha...per mainne ussa
samaalna munasib samja..our..)
me:geeto beta ..tu tu thik hai ...yeh kuch nai bas thoda achanak dhayaan batgaya tha.....(usne apna seat
belt unhook kiya our ut ke mere gale lag gayi our uke aansoo jaisee baad si aagayi...)
me: arre mari sherni to dar gayi...arre geeto kuch nahi huwa....
geeta:bhayya ...kuch ho jata to ....(mujeh aankhoun me dekhti huwi bhari bhari awaaz main ..)
geeta:.meri bhayya ko nazar laggayi ...saari ladkiyoun ki.. ..sab meri galti hai ...sab meri galti hai...
me:arre to to bekaar main ..chal abhi do min ka raasta hai..chal apni seat per bait ja...kuch nahi
huwa...(ab jab wo ut rahi thi meri baahoun se rukhi our meri aanhoun me dek ker )
geeta:..bhayya phir kabhi main aapko leker un saar ladkiyoun main show off nahi karungi...god..apko
kuch hojata to..?
me: mujeh kuch bhi ho per main tere liye dargaya tha..tujeh kuch hojaata to..?
geeta:main aap per khurbaan jaaoun aapko kuch nahi ho..meri urm bhi lagjaaye aapko...
me: aye geeto bhala tu kiyoun mujh per khurbaan jaaye...meri pyaari bahan per main dunyaa khurbaan
ker du...
geeta: bhayya i love you so much ...wo(paagalou ki tarhaa mere chere ko thaame mujeh kiss ker ne lagi )
me: arrre arrrre babaaa hat abbhi ..kya ker rahi hai...
geeta:kiyoun aap mujeh pyaari bahen keh sakte ho to main apna pyaar jata nahi sakti...?
me:thik hai thik hai per istarah road per ..mian ne tujeh subah kaha bhi hai...
geeta;our main ne bhi aapko subaha hi kahaa hai ummmmm main to karungi hi...
me: accha abhi hogaya na ...?chal abhi kya yahi shaaam kerni hai haan...?
geeta: acha ek last ..ummmmh(last usne ...hosh hi udaadiye....)
geeta: bhayya i love you so much ...wo(paagalou ki tarhaa mere chere ko thaame mujeh kiss ker ne lagi
...)
me: arrre arrrre babaaa hat abbhi ..kya ker rahi hai...
geeta:kiyoun aap mujeh pyaari bahen keh sakte ho to main apna pyaar jata nahi sakti...?
me:thik hai thik hai per istarah road per ..mian ne tujeh subah kaha bhi hai...
geeta;our main ne bhi aapko subaha hi kahaa hai ummmmm main to karungi hi...
me: accha abhi hogaya na ...?chal abhi kya yahi shaaam kerni hai haan...?
geeta: acha ek last ..ummmmh(last usne ...hosh hi udaadiye....)
me:ummmmmmmm (apne left haat se usse thoda sa piche kiya our uske narm se lips mere lips se judaa
huwe …)geeetto …
(wo aankhe band ker ke chup chap apne seat per baith gayi phir jaise agle hi second hum ghar ke
saamne the…)
(na main ne kuch kaha …na geeto ne kuch …wo chup chap car se utri our car ka door tab band nahi kiya
…na hi apna school bag hi liya…our andar chali gayi…)
(main apni door door se utra our passenger seat se geeto ka bag liya our door lock kiye..meri taaangye
jaise kamzoor pad gayi thi…our main ne ghar main aawaaz lagayi…)
Me: mausi ..! mausi!...
Mausi: (kasturi mausi humare ghar ki maid thi..) haan rahul baba aayi…
Me: mausi ma chachi wo log aaye..?
Mausi: nahi abbhi tak to nahi..
(main ne mobile main time dekha 6-13 pm ho rahe the…main ne dad ke number per dial kiya..per wo
shayed busy the..phir ek baar dial kiya per phir wahi ingauge tone…)
(main ne mobile pant pocket main dala our wo jo parsel tha our geeto ka bag our ek naye kapdo ka
cover jo main ne our baali ne aaj kharide the le ke andar aaya..)(tab hi mera phone bajaa..)
Me: hello dad aap aaye nahi abhi…(per saamne se sweetsi feminine awaaz aayi)
Phone per: hello! Hello! Pnone aapke dady ka hai per hum aapki wo baat kar rahi hai…
Me:oh! Chachi..!
Phone per: haan bhai shukar hai aapne pehchaana to sahi..
Me: wo ..! aap log nikle nahi abbhi ..?
Phone per: nahi yaar hume shayed rukhna padega ..
Me:kya…!
Phone per: haan lo apne mommy se baat karo ..didi!.. rahul ..
Phone per: hello! Beta kaha hai tu…?
Me: mom abhi ghar aaya ..aap rukrahe ho waha …sab thik to hai..?
Phone per: haan beta sab thik hai wo mamaji ko aaj discharge kerrahe hai to daddy ne kaha hum aaj
rukh ker ka sham tak wahaan aajaye ge ..tu ghar per hi rehna , our geeto kaha hai..?
Me: per mom rukh na jaroori tha …?
Phone per: haan beta ..aajaye ge kal ..wo khaha hai ..deto sahi geeto ko phone ..
Me: wo shayed washroom main gayi hai upper,.. abhi aaye hum city se..
Phone per: accha to chal main phir call keti hu..thik hai ..uska khayaal rak our khana wana khaa lo tum
dono …our subha usse lejana school ok..chal abhi…
Me; haan mom thik hai ..baat karraun aapki geeto se…?
Phone per: nahi nahi hum abhi hospital main hi hai ..main phir call kerti hun thik hai …(our call end ho
gayi..tabhi geeto sidiyaan uthi huwi boli…)
Geeto:Koun dad the…?
Me: nahi mom thi..(main uski our dekta huwa bola our dekhta hi rehgaya…)
Geeto: kya keh rahi thi momm , aour abhi tak kiyoun nahi aaye wo..sab thik to hai…(wo kuch keh rahi thi
per main samajh hi nahi paaya kya kehrahi thi..jaise bahot doooor khade koi baat kerraha ho ber awaaz
nahi aarahi ho…)
Geeto: bhayya!( bahot tez aawaaz main chillayi..)(main jaise hilsa gaya…)
Geeto:sab thik to hai…?
Me: haan saa! ..kya…!(jaise main phir samaj nahi paaya..)
Geeto: mom ne kya kha abbhi tak wo aaye kiyoun nahi..?
Me: wo …wo aaj nahi aayenge ..mamaji ko aaj hospital se discharge ker rahe hai to ..wo kal aayenge..
Geeto: discharge to aaj horahe hai , phir kaltak kiyoun rukh rahe hai ye loo haa…?
Me: mujeh kya pata …chal abbhi dekh , mousi ne banaya kya hai..?
Geeto: hmmm..per ,(wo jaise kuch sonch rahi thi our jaise main sidiyaaan chadte huwe usse dekha wo
kuch sonte huwe ek dam muskuraayi..our mausi ko aawaaz dene lagi..)
(idhar main apne roomain aaye our just kuch mins pehle ka scene yaad kiya..)
(main mom ka phone cut hote hi phone main dekraha tha ..geeta ne awaaz di our meri nazar sidiyoun
per padi wo muh haat dhoke ke ek dhili dhali knee length t-shirt our whight color ki salwaar pehne utar
rahi thi…SAB SLOW MOTION MAIN CHALRAHA THA …wo ek step jump ker ek step per ,,,ek step miss ker
dusre step per….LOOS T-SHIRT MAIN KUSH TU BOUNS HORAHA THA…KYA WO USKI CHICHIYAAAAAAAN
THI…..THI TO CHICHIYAAN PER….)
Knock !....Knock!....
(main jaisse kisi our dunyaaa se wapas zameen per aagayaa..)
Geeto: bhayyya!...
Me; haan haan ek min..(main ne idhar udhar dekha main apne room main tha our main kapde change
ker raha tha per jaise behoshi main ..per ab hosh main aayatha our jaise hi neeche dekha main purah
nanga tha..main ne jhaldi se ek trouser daal li per jaise hi main darwaaz kholne ko bada ..trouser main
khada mere samwedan sheel aung mehsoos huwa …main hadbada ke piche hata our jhat se trouse
utaar k eek nayi our tight under ware daal li our apne samwe dan sheel aung ko upper ki taraf sata ke
wuderware ki elastic se jakad diya our phir trouser daali ..phir precaucion ke taur per ek our t-shirt bhi jo
groin ke niche tak thi daalli…)(is pure samain geeto lagaataaar door per haat peeth rahi thi)
Me: kya huwa ..sabr nahi hai kya..(main door kholta hi pucha..)
Geeto: haan nahi hai …our aap door kabse lock ker rahe hai haan…
Me: kiyoun tujeh koi problem …?
Geeto: matlab ..problem matlab …nahi to kya muejh ab aapke room main an eke liye door khulne ki wait
kerni pade gi haan…?
Me: geeto beta ab hum baccche nahi rahe …hum eek dusre ko privacy dena laazim hai…
Geeto: what…! Privacy…! Wha bhai wah !...lo ab aap ko apni hi bahan se privacy chaiye ..our dusri taraf
aapke khokh le daawe…!
Me: haan chal…(main uski piche apne haat se abbhi bhi sakht khade nawaab sahib ko sidha rakta apne
room se niklaaa…)
(per wo achanak apne room ke saamne ruki our apne room ka door kholke ..kisi darbaan ki tarah jhuk ke
mujeh apne room main welcome kaha…BECHARA MERA DEMAAG KIS KIS CHIZ PER APNA ZOOR DE …
Geeta: jaahaa panaah , ab aapko nahi lagta ki aapko andar aana chahiye..(us ne bade hi sufiyaana
andaaz main kaha…)
Me: geeto per…upooo(main ne apne gale se apne khayaaloun ko andar utaar te huwe kaha..)
Geeto: bhayyya aap hine to kaha tha na jab bhi saat honge yahi khana khaayenge…
Me:oh! Haan thik hai …haaan…(main jaisse apne hi ghar main kisis anjaan se kamre main anjaa se shaqs
ke saat tha …main idhar udhar sukha huwa gala liye dekhe jaaraha tha ..mere himmat nhai ho rahi thi
main geeto ko dekhu…MERE ANDAR KA BHAI MUJEH JAISSE KUS RAHA THA ..PER MERE ANDAR SIF EK
BHAI NAHI BALKE KOI EK NAYA AVTAAR BHI THA JISSE MAIN SIR 3 DINO SE MEH SOOS KER RAHA THA
..US NE JAISEE MERE ANDAR KE BHAI SE JANG CHED DI THI…)(main un dodno ko jhagadata chod
maujudaa situation our geeto ki batoun per tawajju dena munaasib samjah..our main pass pada stool le
ke t-table ke side main baith gaya geeto panang per thi…)
Geeto: bhayya aap maanonge nahi per …pataa hai aapko mujeh do dinoun se kaysa feel ho raha hai…?
Me: main dar sa gaya..(kahi geeto ko mere andar chalrahe khayaalaaat ka andaza to nahi ho gayaa
…)(kahi main khud mai khoye huwe kuh galat harkat to nahi na ker baitha…)
Geeto: bhayya …! Kahaan khowey khowey…ho aap do dino se…her baat mujeh kai baar kehni padrahi
hai….
(main apni choti si geet ko subhaa ke halke halke ujaale main nihaarta rahaa..lekin mere trouser main
mere nawaab saahab behad akde huwe dard kerrahe the..
Mujeh bahot zor ki soosoo aarahi thi…main ne apne left pair chaadar se nikaala our halke se geeto ke
haat ko apne right pair se utha ke bed se niche utraayaa..main toilet ke liye bhagna charahaa tha per
najaane kiyou mere man kiya our main ne..
Geeto ke khandoun se chaadar to uthaa ke dekhaa ..wo puri taraa apni umad rahi nayi nayi jawaani
main ..puri nangi pari ki tarah lagrahi
Main ne jhukk ke uske khande per kiss kiyaa our toile ki taraf bhaaga…
Idar toilet main aate hi jab main ne apne trouser se apne nawaab ko haat me liya to main khud counk
padaa…)
Me:oye… nawaab …saale itnaa to pehle kabhi subhaa ki soo ke presser se akra nahi tha…?( main ne khud
se poocha..haanaal ke subha ka erection normal hai ladkoun main soo ke pressure se per mera haal us
subha different tha..normalli pehle mera nawaab lag bhag meri bilaang se 1" kum tha per aaj najaane
kaahaa se is ski lambaayi ahanak badi si lagrahi thi…
Ya phir ye mere, gumaan tha…job hi tha per khushnumaa tha …main ne apne nawaab per itnaa dhayaan
pehle shayed hi diya tha…
Aaj kaisse nahi deta..kiyoun ki mere nawaab ne kuch waqt pehle apni sagi bahan ke jissm ki sair jo kithi…
Main soosoo karne per bhi apni nawaab ko dekhana jaari rakhaaa.
Ab halke halke mere nawaab ki soojan pal dar pal sikudne lagi..lambai bhi mm …mmm khisak ne lagi…
Main ne usse istaraff dekh ke zor se apne mutth ko jakdaa maano..ke main apne lund ka yaani nawaaab
ka gala daaraha hu jaisse….wo halke hale saanse lene ke liye jhatke derha tha…main ne duse haat se
shapooo ki botal li our apne lund ke topi per shampoo ki dhaar se cirle banaaya our toilet seat ko band
ker ke us per bait gayaa..our shampoo ko haat ke giraft main lene lagaa our ..
Dhere dhere nawaaoko loos chor ke …pump karne lagaaa….