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    This document contains a circular email sent to Romanian staff members of a large multinational corporation reminding them not to use offensive language in the workplace. It lists 12 offensive Romanian phrases and expressions that are not appropriate for the office environment, such as vulgar words for sexual acts and body parts, or insults referring to people as animals or lacking intelligence. The staff is warned that using such language violates company policy and is unprofessional. The document ends by hoping visitors enjoy the new joke and humor website.

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    This document contains a circular email sent to Romanian staff members of a large multinational corporation reminding them not to use offensive language in the workplace. It lists 12 offensive Romanian phrases and expressions that are not appropriate for the office environment, such as vulgar words for sexual acts and body parts, or insults referring to people as animals or lacking intelligence. The staff is warned that using such language violates company policy and is unprofessional. The document ends by hoping visitors enjoy the new joke and humor website.

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    Cele mai noi bancuri glume poante din 2010

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    This document contains a circular email sent to Romanian staff members of a large multinational corporation reminding them not to use offensive language in the workplace. It lists 12 offensive Romanian phrases and expressions that are not appropriate for the office environment, such as vulgar words for sexual acts and body parts, or insults referring to people as animals or lacking intelligence. The staff is warned that using such language violates company policy and is unprofessional. The document ends by hoping visitors enjoy the new joke and humor website.

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    Bancuri Glume Poante Noi

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    This document contains a circular email sent to Romanian staff members of a large multinational corporation reminding them not to use offensive language in the workplace. It lists 12 offensive Romanian phrases and expressions that are not appropriate for the office environment, such as vulgar words for sexual acts and body parts, or insults referring to people as animals or lacking intelligence. The staff is warned that using such language violates company policy and is unprofessional. The document ends by hoping visitors enjoy the new joke and humor website.

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    Bancuri Glume Poante Noi 2011

    Bancuri Glume Poante Noi 2011

    Ceva ce mie mi-a placut in mod deosebit si sincer am ras cu lacrimi cand am citit prima data
    Va doresc distractie placuta si sper sa va placa noul site cu Bancuri Glume Poante noi din 2011

    Daca viata va rasfata,


    Si aveti norocul chior,
    Sa lucrati si cu strainii,
    Trebuie, s-aveti umor.
    Ce se intampla cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva cuvinte romanesti!
    Apare Circulara ! …prin e-mail:
    Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari
    corporatii
    To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
    Subject: Improper Language Usage
    It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive
    language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating
    our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
    All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
    1. Words like futui, în p**a mea, p**a and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
    emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
    2. You will not say si-a bagat p**a when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see
    someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as,when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
    derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and
    unacceptable in our environment.
    3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as
    p**a de om, cacanaru’ or boul.
    4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be
    referred to as muiangiu.
    5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.
    6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not add p**a mea, if a colleague is going
    through a difficult situation.Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o
    tragem when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
    7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n p**a mea or should you ever
    substitute “May I help you?” with, ce p**a mea vrei?.
    8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.
    9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n p**a cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor
    should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.
    10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala.
    11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as p*** buna, futaciosu’ or
    homalau’ lu’ peste.
    12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just
    keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

    13. SPER CA V-A PLACUT SI VA ASTEPT SA VIZITATI ACEST SITE CU CELE MAI NOI
    BANCURI GLUME POANTE DIN 2011

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