D-OG:ME-AT, The Rock and OGP

"...IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER IN

AN HUGE SEMANTIC BUTTERFLY ORGY TO THINK UP
TAG NAMES FOR STUFF ON THE INTERNET, AND THE
KID FROM FACEBOOK DECIDED TO PUT HIS MOST
ANTI-SOCIAL EASL-SPEAKING ENGINEERING STAFF
TO WORK IMPLEMENTING IT AS A MASSIVE,
IMPENETRABLE TANGLE OF BUTTON PUSHING
POSITIVE AFFIRMATION IN CODE SO DENSE..."

OGP
Unlocking the potential of the OpenGraph
Protocol to be a universal API...one URL at a
time!
1. Unlocking the potential of the OpenGraph Protocol to be a universal API...one URL at a
time!
a. Dear Niall and the Posterous gang:
i. Right after I sent the email last night regarding the very same subject, I
received this from the OGP, generated by Niall Kennedy, who has
constructed a nifty configurator for people who want to try and like a page or
two on Facebook! Unfortunately, it's only useful if you have A LOT OF EXTRA
TIME ON YOUR HANDS, as it generates the META Tags for one Page, URL,
Site, or other things that come in one's at a time.
ii. After compiling the information below representing only a fraction of mine
and thousands of other third-party bloggers on sites like Posterous, which
has provided little or no transparency regarding this cosmic-seeming joke, I
am once again overwhelmed by Niall's well-meaning but utterly absurd TOOL
and Posterous, et. al.'s lack of significant help in the matter, that I am
unable to gather it all into a more comprehensible puzzle than the one in
which it presents itself to me on a daily basis.
1. Maybe Niall will have some thoughts on this predicament which
continues to generate an overwhelming amount of Facebook Real
Estate, by way of Posterous, via my site (going on for about the last
six months now), so that each time a PAGE on MY BLOG is 'Liked',
each time it is transformed into a lovely Facebook Page, and each
time it is anonymously christened Dogmeat!
a. On a less cynical note: Thank you, Niall for updating the one
and only other explication to an Open Graph with something a
little more concrete in an otherwise absurd experiment in
exactly what one would imagine might occur...
iii. "...IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER IN AN HUGE SEMANTIC
BUTTERFLY ORGY TO THINK UP TAG NAMES FOR STUFF ON THE INTERNET,
AND THE KID FROM FACEBOOK DECIDED TO PUT HIS MOST ANTI-SOCIAL
EASL-SPEAKING ENGINEERING STAFF TO WORK IMPLEMENTING IT AS A
 MASSIVE, IMPENETRABLE TANGLE OF BUTTON PUSHING POSITIVE
AFFIRMATION IN CODE SO DENSE..."
1. (well you probably get where I'm going)
a. ALTHOUGH, I WILL SAY
i. On behalf of myself and the other million or so hosted
bloggers out there who have tried and failed, or tried
and given up, I'm afraid NOT ONE of us will ever set
foot in a movie theater screening The Rock for as long
as we live.
iv. Seriously, I read your message and I completely agree with your opinion of
trying to provide a little accessibility to this thing for those of us who have
grown disenchanted by the above.

a. Nothing but time.

1. Dogmeat
b. On Wed, Jan 12, 2011 at 8:33 PM, Niall Kennedy wrote:
c. I created a new website for publishers interested in generating Open Graph protocol
markup for their webpages. Fill out values applicable to your webpage, submit, and
receive a block of OGP markup to copy into your site's .
i. http://opengraphprotocol.us/
1. The website is backed by a new Open Graph protocol input
sanitizer/validator with many assumptions built-in to account for
some loose definitions within the OGP spec. The PHP class accepts
user-submitted values, cleans up whitespace, checks against allowed
values, and stores the input. I also included a few tools for country
and region validation (based on ISO 3166 and the Debian ISO Codes
project) and converting the class to HTML. If you have libcurl there
are a few extra features such as checking an og:url actually exists or
an og:image returns an appropriate Internet media type.
a. https://github.com/niallkennedy/open-graph-protocol-tools
i. I believe the majority of publishers we would like to see
include OGP markup in their pages are not editing their
pages or templates by hand. Their websites are
powered by GoDaddy, WordPress, Drupal, and other
tools intended to hide the code and the headaches of
web publishing. If Open Graph protocol can be distilled
into tools, validators, and helpers easily reused on
these platforms I think we'll see a lot more indexable
content making its way onto the Web.
ii. -Niall Kennedy
2. URL
3. OpenGraph
d. Warning
2. Featured
a. Dogmeat
b. Jane Aldridge *Kodak Moment {{Portail américain d'honneurar Kodak}}
c. Activate Dogme@You
3. Status updates
4. Shared Links
a. Rolling Stones | Cheerleader Academy | Jerry Lee Lewis (Hearing Impaired) |
Dogmeat | 30-second extrait
b. i can't believe Jane Aldridge let Nookia use this shot for the print ad
c. All-Time Top 10 Adult Movies of All Time "It's midnight and Tori Welles can't sleep"
d. Nancy Sinatra, Sopranos Groupie! «Weird Celeb Blogpost 2011! - nancysinatra.com
 e. somethingweird_banner
f. now that's the tattoo pam i know
g. qmxe
h. hanadi - Stacey Rozich
i. Info
j. BLACKCURRANT BODICE
k. i made this video presentation to express the fleeting quality of videotainment
l. Debug
m. Administer Your Page.
n. Like Button
o. Graph URL
5. OPEN Graph Protocol
6. Additional resources
7. Markup
a. Warning THIS IS FOR THE HOME PAGE URL
b. Info
i. Debug
ii. Data Source
iii. "blog" extracted from
iv. Data Source
v. "Dogmeat" extracted from
vi. Data Source
vii. "http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com" extracted from
viii. Data Source
ix. "Occurrences of the word "glean" per million words: About this chart via
wordnik.com " extracted from or first
x. "http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-
snc1/v27562/89/190502347629977/app_1_190502347629977_5601.gif"
extracted from
xi. Data Source
xii. Data Source
xiii. "100001500567461" extracted from
xiv. Data Source
xv. "190502347629977" extracted from
xvi. Data Source
xvii. "Occurrences of the word "glean" per million words: About this chart via
wordnik.com" extracted from or first
xviii. Data Source
xix. "Dogmeat" extracted from
c. Info
i. Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Keywords Pie
ii. Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Keywords Popularity (by Google Search
Trends)
iii. Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Popular Pages
iv. Why is this data so important?
v. Aggregated Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com RSS
vi. Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Homepage Links Analyse
vii. Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Indexed Pages
Dear Niall and the Posterous gang:

Right after I sent the email last night regarding the very same subject, I
received this from the OGP,

Niall Kennedy, who has constructed a nifty configurator for people who
want to try and like a page or two on Facebook!

Unfortunately, it's only useful if you have A LOT OF EXTRA TIME ON

YOUR HANDS, as it generates the META Tags for One Page, URL, Site, or
other things that come in one's --ONE at a time.

After compiling the information below representing only a fraction of

mine and thousands of other third-party bloggers frustration on sites
like Posterous (WHO has provided little or no transparency) regarding
this cosmic-seeming joke, I am overwhelmed by Niall's well-meaning
but utterly USELESS TOOL and Posterous, et. al.'s lack of help in the
matter to the degree that I am unable to gather it into a more
comprehensible puzzle for presentation than the one which you see,
and the same one which presents itself to me on a daily basis.

Maybe Niall will have some thoughts on this predicament which continues to generate
an overwhelming amount of Facebook Real Estate, by way of Posterous, via my site
(for about the last six months), so that each time a PAGE on MY BLOG is 'Liked', each
time it is transformed into a lovely Facebook Page--each time it is anonymously
christened, "Dogmeat"!

>>> WARNING: Here Be Spoilers <<<

Trivia items below here contain information that may give away important plot points. You may n
any further if you've not already seen this title.
ALTHOUGH, I WILL SAY,

On behalf of myself and the other million or so bloggers who have tried
and failed, or tried and given up, I'm afraid NOT ONE of us will ever set
foot in a movie theater screening The Rock as long as we live.

On a less cynical note: Thank you, Niall for updating the one and only explication to an
with something a little more concrete than its former analogy to a wrestler in an
otherwise absurd experiment of exactly what one would imagine might occur...

"...IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER IN AN HUGE SEMANTIC

ORGY TO THINK UP TAG NAMES FOR STUFF ON THE INTERNET, AND
THE KID FROM FACEBOOK DECIDED TO PUT HIS MOST ANTI-SOCIAL,
EASL-SPEAKING ENGINEERING

GEEKS TO WORK IMPLEMENTING IT INTO A

MASSIVE, IMPENETRABLE TANGLE OF BUTTON
PUSHING AFFIRMATION ADDICTS IN CODE SO
DENSE..."
(well you probably get where I'm going)

explication to an Open Graph with something a little more concrete than its former analogy
to a wrestler in an otherwise absurd experiment of exactly what one would imagine
might occur...
"...IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT TOGETHER IN AN HUGE SEMANTIC BUTTERFLY ORGY TO
THINK UP TAG NAMES FOR STUFF ON THE INTERNET, AND THE KID FROM FACEBOOK DECIDED
TO PUT HIS MOST ANTI-SOCIAL EASL-SPEAKING ENGINEERING STAFF TO WORK IMPLEMENTING
IT AS A MASSIVE, IMPENETRABLE TANGLE OF BUTTON PUSHING POSITIVE AFFIRMATION IN
CODE SO DENSE..."

(well you probably get where I'm going)

I read your message and I completely agree with trying to provide a little accessibility
to this thing for those of us who have grown disenchanted by the above.

Nothing but time.

Sincerely,

Dogmeat

Quentin Tarantino was an uncredited screenwriter on this film, along

with Jonathan Hensleigh and Aaron Sorkin.

Sean Connery insisted the producers build a cabin for him on Alcatraz as
he didn't want to travel from the mainland to the island every day; he
got what he asked for.

Most of the scenes involving F/A-18s are stock footage of the U.S. Navy
Blue Angels.

Dedicated to producer Don Simpson, who died during production.

mark zuckerberg just called me and

said he wanted to start an apt.
complex in my area, and he asked
me what we should call it.
i said the facebook arms.
he said he didn't get it

On Wed, Jan 12, 2011 at 8:33 PM, Niall Kennedy wrote:

I created a new website for publishers interested in

generating Open Graph protocol markup for their webpages.
Fill out values applicable to your webpage, submit, and
receive a block of OGP markup to copy into your site's
<head>.

http://opengraphprotocol.us/

The website is backed by a new Open Graph protocol input sanitizer/validator with
many assumptions built-in to account for some loose definitions within the OGP spec.
The PHP class accepts user-submitted values, cleans up whitespace, checks against
allowed values, and stores the input. I also included a few tools for country and region
validation (based on ISO 3166 and the Debian ISO Codes project) and converting the
class to HTML. If you have libcurl there are a few extra features such as checking an
og:url actually exists or an og:image returns an appropriate Internet media type.

https://github.com/niallkennedy/open-graph-protocol-tools

I believe the majority of publishers we would like to see include OGP markup in their pages are not editing
their pages or templates by hand. Their websites are powered by GoDaddy, WordPress, Drupal, and other
tools intended to hide the code and the headaches of web publishing. If Open Graph protocol can be distilled
into tools, validators, and helpers easily reused on these platforms I think we'll see a lot more indexable
content making its way onto the Web.

I will break down some of my spec assumptions into separate topics/threads. Feedback
appreciated.
Thanks,

-Niall Kennedy

URL

Requested URL: http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/

OpenGraph

• og:site_name: Dogmeat
• og:url: http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com
• og:type: blog
• og:title: Dogmeat
• og:image: http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/951354/Animhorse.gif
• og:title: Dogmeat
• og:type: blog
• og:image: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-
snc1/v27562/89/190502347629977/app_1_190502347629977_5601.gif

Warning

Duplicate tags
Duplicate tags
You used "title" multiple times, but it should only appear once

Duplicate tags
You used "image" multiple times, but it should only appear once

Duplicate tags
You used "admins" multiple times, but it should only appear once

Duplicate tags
You used "app_id" multiple times, but it should only appear once

Info
Type blog
Admins 100001500567461
App ID 190502347629977
Neglected in '10: The Mafu Cage i like this guy because he cusses
Descriptio
sometimes The Mafu Cage is Three Women meets Grey Gardens meets
n
Tarzan. It is ridiculously '70s. It is so '70s, it should...
Image

Title Dogmeat
Site Name Dogmeat
Site URL http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/
URL http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com

Debug
Data Source
"blog" extracted from <meta property="og:type" />"Dogmeat" extracted from <meta
property="og:title" />"http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com" extracted from <meta
property="og:url" />"Neglected in '10: The Mafu Cage i like this guy because he cusses
sometimes The Mafu Cage is Three Women meets Grey Gardens meets Tarzan. It is ridiculously
'70s. It is so '70s, it should..." extracted from <description> or first <p>"http://photos-
d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-
snc1/v27562/89/190502347629977/app_1_190502347629977_5601.gif" extracted from <meta
property="og:image" />"100001500567461" extracted from <meta property="fb:admins"
/>"190502347629977" extracted from <meta property="fb:app_id" />"Neglected in '10: The
Mafu Cage i like this guy because he cusses sometimes The Mafu Cage is Three Women meets
Grey Gardens meets Tarzan. It is ridiculously '70s. It is so '70s, it should..." extracted from
<description> or first <p>"Dogmeat" extracted from <meta property="og:site_name" />

Data Source
Data Source
Data Source

Administer Your Page.

This is the administration interface for your webpage at
http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/neglected-in-10-the-mafu-cage. You can see
Insights and publish to the users that have liked your webpage. Only the
administrators of the webpage can view this interface, other users are sent to the
webpage.

<meta property="og:type" content="article" />

<meta property="og:title" content="neglected-in-10-the-mafu-cage" />
<meta property="og:site_name" content="Dogmeat" />
<meta property="og:url"
content="http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/neglected-in-10-the-mafu-cage" />
<meta property="og:latitude" content="30.45" />
<meta property="og:longitude" content="-91.188" />
Data Source
Data Source
Data Source
Data Source

Like Button
<iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F
%2Fwhatgetsmehot.posterous.com%2F" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="height: 62px;
width: 100%" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>

Graph URL
http://graph.facebook.com/?id=http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/

OPEN Graph Protocol

Build Open Graph protocol markup to describe your web pages. Example: Barack
Obama.

Additional resources

• Open Graph protocol community site

Markup
Please copy and paste the following markup into the <head> section of your HTML
document.

Basic information URL

URL of the webpage you would like to share. Similar to the canonical link used by
search engines to collapse URL references.

Page type Activity Sport Company Bar Cafe Hotel Restaurant Cause Sports league Sports
team Band Government Non-profit School University Actor or actress Athlete Author
Director Musician Politician Profile Public Figure City or locality Country Landmark State
or province Album Book Drink Food Game Movie Product Song Television show Article
Blog Website

Classify your page as one of the following page types. This classification will help set
context for your page among the many pages of the Internet and is a required to
include your pages in search engines such as Facebook.

Site name

Is this webpage part of a larger site? Please include the name of your website.

Page title
Title of the unique web content on this page.

Page image

An image URL representing your page content. Typically displayed alongside your page
title and description to provide a more visually-appealing summary of your page. To
ensure maximum compatibility we suggest using an image 50x50 or larger with a
maximum aspect ratio of 3:1 in a PNG, a JPEG, or a GIF file format.

Page description

A one- or two-sentence description of the page. Used to auto-populate a description of

the shared object.

Dear Posterous,

I'm hoping that one of you might be able to help me finalize the correct open graph (og type)
equivalent for my site, which has finally successfully associated with my site's Facebook
Application.

I've been trying different things for a very long time, and I've done everything I can. I just need
to know which one of these Specific Posterous Elements (you think) I should plug into my og:title,
og:url, og:etc.

here's how she reads now http://developers.facebook.com/tools/lint/?url=http%3A%2F

%2Fwhatgetsmehot.posterous.com%2F

i realize you guys have the information for the Facebook SDK inserted which is causing the
warning, but I don't know how else to associate my app without doubling up.

here's how it's set currently:

<title>{Title}</title>
<meta property="og:title" content="{Title}"/>
<meta property="og:type" content="blog"/>
<meta property="og:image" content=""/>
<meta property="fb:admins" content="100001500567461"/>
<meta property="fb:app_id" content="190502347629977"/>

I've tried everything to this point, and without showing you examples of the various combinations
of permalink, post_url,post_id, brackets, no brackets, encoded no encoded...it just got to the
point where I have exhausted any sense I used to make out of it.

Hoping you can help.

Thanks,
 Warning THIS IS FOR THE HOME PAGE URL
http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=190502347629977&v=app_2374336051

Duplicate tags
Duplicate tags
Duplicate tags
Duplicate tags
Duplicate tags

Info
TypeblogAdmins100001500567461

App ID 190502347629977 Description Occurrences of the word "glean" per million words:

About this chart via wordnik.com Image Title Dogmeat

I'm mainly trying to get this to show the title for posts on post pages, but i don't know how to
plug in an 'else' or 'if' or which corresponding Posterous Element I would use. So far I've tried
og:title={Title} and og:title={PageTitle} I've also tried encoding the brackets, and lower case
'title' and nothing at all, and everything combination you can think of for the last six months or
more...So I could really use some advice at this point. Site Name Dogmeat Site URL
http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/ URL http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com
Debug

Data
"blog" extracted from <meta property="og:type" />
Source
Data
"Dogmeat" extracted from <meta property="og:title" />
Source
Data "http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com" extracted from <meta
Source property="og:url" />
Data "Occurrences of the word "glean" per million words: About this chart via
Source wordnik.com " extracted from <description> or first <p>
"http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-
Data
snc1/v27562/89/190502347629977/app_1_190502347629977_5601.gif"
Source
extracted from <meta property="og:image" />
Data
"100001500567461" extracted from <meta property="fb:admins" />
Source
Data
"190502347629977" extracted from <meta property="fb:app_id" />
Source
Data "Occurrences of the word "glean" per million words: About this chart via
Source wordnik.com" extracted from <description> or first <p>
Data
Source
"Dogmeat" extracted from <meta
property="og:site_name" />
AND THIS IS FOR ONE OF THE LAST POSTS AS OF THIS EMAIL:

http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/glean

Info
Type blog
Admins 100001500567461 THAT'S RIGHT
190502347629977 THAT'S MY aPPLICATION (FOR THE LONGEST TIME IT SHOWED THE
App ID
APP ID AND THEN RECENTLY IT CHANGED.
Descriptio
Occurrences of the word
n

Image

Dogmeat THIS SHOULD be the Post Title

the good news is that it's generating Facebook Pages like they're going out of style just
Guk likes this. Be the first of your friends to like this. · Admin Page <iframe
src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatgetsme
%2Fglean" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="height: 62px; width: 100%"
allowTransparency="true"></iframe> But unfortunately they're all called 'Dogmeat' (t
AND COUNTING!!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dogmeat/133222713408441
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M USING THE WRONG {TITLE} FOR THE BLOG Title or the wrong on
attributes....
{
"id": "133222713408441",
"name": "Dogmeat",

"picture": "http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-
Title
snc4/hs228.ash2/50355_133222713408441_1249191_s.jpg",

"link": "http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dogmeat/133222713408441",
"category": "Personal blog",
"website": "http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/glean", (it's also calling each new p
a

peculiar to FB and if i can get the titles back, i can deal with it.

It used to create pages with the Page name for the Facebook Page until recently.
"description": "Occurrences of the word",

"likes": 1
}as you can see, it's slightly out of hane:
 Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Keywords Pie

Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Keywords Popularity (by Google Search

Trends)

Showing first 5 Tags:

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http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/?tag=jane-aldridge
Why is this data so important?

The most popular and freaquently visited pages on the site are selected by external and internal
factors. These pages are the most popular among your visitors. That's why when optimizing your
website, firstly you have to pay attention to these pages.

Placement of information by third parties at your domain for increasing their site's rating of
products and services is one of possible variants for preventing pages of your site to be reduced
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Whatgetsmehot.posterous.com Indexed Pages

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