Free Guy - Lieberman PDF
Free Guy - Lieberman PDF
Free Guy - Lieberman PDF
Adam Kolbrenner
Madhouse Entertainment
10390 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90025
310.587.2200 - ph.
[email protected]
EXT. CITY STREET - DAY
GUY (V.O.)
Everybody thinks they’re the main
character in their own life story.
He slides across the hood into a MUSCLE CAR and speeds off.
There’s a big city park with a small zoo and a sizable lake.
A theater district with a flashy city square. Elevated
trains and subway stations. Doormen stand outside million
dollar condos and bodegas sell lottery scratchers.
An ALARM CLOCK goes off. Guy wakes up. Goes through his
well-worn routine. Showers. Brushes his teeth.
2.
FITNESS INSTRUCTOR
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick!
Guy stands in line for coffee. The BARISTA is ready for him.
BARISTA
Medium coffee. Cream. Two sugars.
GUY (V.O.)
Pathetic.
GUY (V.O.)
But I can’t achieve them.
3.
GUY (CONT’D)
You ever feel like we’re just going
through the motions? Never
deviating out of our comfort zones.
Never making decisions that can
actually enrich our lives.
BUDDY
Mmm. Nope.
GUY
Maybe we should take up a new
hobby. Rock climbing!
BUDDY
No.
GUY
Yeah, that’s dumb. We can try
cooking classes. It’d be a good
way to meet girls.
BUDDY
Yeah. No.
GUY
We should probably do something.
The criminal pulls AN OLD LADY out of her car and drives off.
Throws a 40oz out the window. It explodes at Guy’s feet.
BUDDY
Don’t get involved.
GUY
This whole city is going down the
tubes. Seems like every day we see
another flagrant crime go down in
broad daylight.
BUDDY
Yeah, well there’s nothing we can
do about it. The cops are in the
pockets of the criminals.
GUY
Says who?
BUDDY
Don’t make waves, Guy. You know, I
heard of this guy -- not you Guy --
but a guy who tried to stop a crime
once. Tried to be a hero...
GUY
And...
BUDDY
Let’s just say he regretted it.
BEAUTY
(to Douchebag)
You are sooo hot.
DOUCHEBAG
(obnoxious, to Guy)
Hello...
GUY
Sorry. Have a great day.
Guy passes him a WAD OF CASH and receipt through the window.
Buddy works at the next station over.
5.
GUY (CONT’D)
We’re good people. We play by the
rules. Pay our taxes. But it
doesn’t make a difference.
BUDDY
You think too much. That guy I was
telling you about... He thought
too much too. And look where it
got him.
GUY
Where?
BUDDY
(beat)
You don’t wanna know.
GUY
Actually, I would like to --
BLAM! BLAM!
BANK ROBBER
Everybody down on the ground!
GUY
Here we go again.
Guy and Buddy SIGH, roll their eyes, and get down on the
ground.
BANK ROBBER
Don’t anybody try to be a hero.
The bank’s insured so sit tight and
this will all be over soon.
BUDDY
(calm, to Guy)
You playing softball tonight?
6.
GUY
Of course I’m playing. It’s the
only thing that gives me any joy in
life.
BUDDY
Drinks at Timmy’s afterwards?
GUY
Yeah, dude. Unless we’re not gonna
do what we do after every single
game for the first time ever.
The Robber steps on Buddy’s head and clears out his drawer.
BUDDY
(to Guy with mushed cheek)
You don’t have to be sharcastic. I
was jusht ashking.
GUY
That’s it, Buddy! Atta boy!
TEAMMATE
C’mon Guy! We actually have a
chance to win here.
PITCHER
Is that really your name? Guy? I
mean, why didn’t your mother just
name you ‘Person’. Or ‘You’.
BUDDY
(matter of fact)
I have a friend named Hugh.
TEAMMATE
C’mon, Guy! This is it, buddy.
BUDDY
Huh?
TEAMMATE
Not you, Buddy. Guy.
CRACK! Guy blasts it out over center field. Home run! Guy
can’t believe it. Starts to run the bases.
GUY
Yes.
WHONK! The ball hits a flagpole and bounces back into the
OUTFIELDER’s glove.
GUY (CONT’D)
You gotta be kidding me.
Guy sits at the bar with the team, nursing their wounds.
BEAUTY
(to Douchebag)
You are sooo hot.
GUY
(to Buddy)
How long we been playing softball?
BUDDY
Couldn’t say. Long time.
GUY
Every year we’re the worst team in
the league. We never win.
BUDDY
Winning isn’t everything.
GUY
I’m not saying we don’t have a
winning record. We like, never
ever, not even once have ever won
one single game.
TEAMMATE
You’re such a downer, Guy.
GUY
I don’t want to be a downer! I
just want to win. I mean, that’s
kind of the entire point of playing
a sport, right --
MAC (O.S.)
Freedom is just an illusion!
MAC (CONT’D)
Me, you, everyone you love. We’re
not free. We’re just puppets on a
stage. Doing whatever they want us
to do. Everything you see.
Everything you do. This reality --
it’s all one big game to them and
the game is fixed.
BARTENDER
Hey, Mac! Go speak your truth
somewhere else.
MAC
You’re just a sheep! One of the
sleepwalkers drifting through the
maze while they call the shots.
9.
BARTENDER
Don’t. It’ll only encourage him.
GUY
He’s got something to say. I can
respect that.
Guy walks Mac out of the bar and gives him the money.
GUY
Here you go, Mac.
MOLOTOV GIRL --
But Mac has seen the whole thing. Stares at Guy through a
pair of BROKEN SUNGLASSES, as if casting a spell.
MAC
Don’t be a sleepwalker.
GUY
Ahh!
Guy scurries to the other side of the street just missing the
truck and tumbles backwards DOWN THE SUBWAY STAIRS.
Buddy comes to the door, looking for him. Mac slips away.
BUDDY
Guy?
BASH! ANOTHER CAR slams into the back of the stopped truck.
Guy rubs his head, woozy, and realizes he’s on the wrong side
of the turnstile. He could just hop it, but Guy looks up at
THE SECURITY CAMERAS and thinks better of it.
The EXIT is all the way on the other side of the station.
GUY
C’mon.
GUY (CONT’D)
Um. Excuse me.
The DOOR WARNING CHIMES and Molotov hops on the SUBWAY CAR.
GUY (CONT’D)
Hey. Um, excuse me! I --
AUTOMATED VOICE
The doors are closing.
GUY
What the --
Guy shirks back and THE DOORS SHUT ON HIM. Now he’s trapped
half in, half out of the train.
GUY (CONT’D)
Help! Stop the train!
GUY (CONT’D)
No, no, no, no!
Like it’s fused into the door. Now the DOOR AND HIS ARM
VIBRATE AND TWITCH, almost like they’re GLITCHING OUT.
And the side of his body hanging out of the train is heading
STRAIGHT FOR A COLUMN. He’ll be crushed in seconds.
Rolls across the platform and slams against the column that
almost killed him.
Guy lies there and catches his breath, rattled but relieved.
GUY (CONT’D)
That went well.
Guy wakes up. Morning routine. But can’t shake last night’s
events out of his mind. He examines a BUMP ON HIS HEAD from
falling down the subway stairs.
FITNESS INSTRUCTOR
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick!
Gets his coffee. They have his order waiting for him.
BARISTA
Medium coffee. Cream. Two sugars.
GUY
Actually -- I think I’m gonna
switch it up this morning.
12.
BARISTA
But I already made you a medium
coffee, cream, two sugars.
GUY
Okay. It’s fine.
GUY
Let’s take Waterfront today.
BUDDY
That bump on our head is affecting
your judgement. Fourth is faster.
GUY
I don’t know. Humor me.
BUDDY
C’mon. I don’t wanna be late.
BANK ROBBER
Everybody down on the ground!
GUY
This jerk again.
BUDDY
Forget about it. Don’t make waves.
GUY
This is insanity. What bank do you
know gets robbed every single day?
13.
BUDDY
Don’t be a hero. Remember what
happened to that guy.
GUY
No, Buddy! I don’t remember what
happened to that guy actually.
BUDDY
The bank’s insured. What do you
care?
GUY
I don’t know. It’s the principal
of the thing!
BANK ROBBER
What did you just say?
The Bank Robber brushes past Guy right to Buddy. Buddy looks
at the ground, shaking like a leaf.
BUDDY
Nothing.
BANK ROBBER
It didn’t sound like nothing.
BUDDY
Please don’t hurt me.
GUY
C’mon. He didn’t say anyth--
BANK ROBBER
(to Buddy)
Oh. You don’t want me to hurt you.
THUMP! The Bank Robber knocks Buddy off his chair and starts
beating him up. Guy runs to his aid.
GUY
Hey! Just take your money and
leave.
BANK ROBBER
Looks like we’ve got ourselves a
hero here.
GUY
C’mon, man. Just take it.
14.
Buddy doesn’t get up. He’s hurt. Guy tends to his friend.
GUY (CONT’D)
Hey. Buddy. Buddy?
(to everyone else)
Don’t just stand there. Somebody
do something!
GUY
Hang in there, Buddy.
(to the NURSE)
He’s gonna be okay, right?
They roll him into an emergency room and Guy is left behind.
GUY
Hey.
GUY (CONT’D)
Hey!
GUY (CONT’D)
Yeah, okay. Here we go.
15.
GUY
I -- I’m making a citizen’s
arrest. You’re gonna come with m--
BLAP! The Robber pops him in the face with a quick jab. Guy
drops like a sack of potatoes and The Robber takes off.
Guy shakes off the punch, woozy, and gets to his feet.
GUY (CONT’D)
Stop him! Stop thief!
Nobody listens. Guy takes off after him. People look at him
like he’s got twelve heads.
PEDESTRIAN
What the hell are you doing?
PEDESTRIAN #2
Just let him go.
PEDESTRIAN #3
Don’t be a hero!
GUY
This is for Buddy!
Guy veers off the trail, through the park and LEAPS OFF A
TWENTY FOOT WALL.
GUY (CONT’D)
Ahhh!
GUY (CONT’D)
Ow.
BANK ROBBER
Hey! You can’t do that!
16.
GUY
You hurt my friend. And now you’re--
THWAP! The robber cracks Guy across the jaw. WHACK! WHACK!
THUD! He thumps him with a few sloppy punches and runs off,
disoriented and confused.
GUY (CONT’D)
And let that be a lesson to you!
He rights himself. His eye is raw and banged up. Cut upper
lip. But he notices:
Guy picks them up. Gets his bearings. The Robber is gone.
PEDESTRIANS walk past as if nothing happened.
GUY (CONT’D)
(to pedestrians)
Thanks. Really. Thanks for all
your help.
Guy rides the bus home. Nurses his wounds. The other
PASSENGERS don’t seem to care.
Guy fidgets with the sunglasses. Sun cuts through the window
and shines in his eyes. Without giving it too much thought
he puts the sunglasses on and:
LOWER RIGHT CORNER has a GPS MAP of the ten block radius
around his location.
OBJECTIVE POV:
GUY
The hell?
Settles into the idea and takes the sunglasses back out.
From all appearances, they just look like normal sunglasses.
GUY (CONT’D)
Whoa.
-- floating two feet off the ground at the back of the bus.
Slowly spinning. A small spotlight on it.
GUY (CONT’D)
Do you see this?
GUY (CONT’D)
Yeah. Me neither.
Guy takes off the sunglasses and the kit isn’t there. Puts
them back on and there it is, clear as day.
GUY (CONT’D)
Holy crap.
18.
DING! The bus stops and Guy runs off, freaking out.
GUY
Calm down, Guy. Just keep it
together.
NEWSSSTAND MAN
Can I help you, sir?
GUY
Mmmm. No. Just looking.
GUY (CONT’D)
No. That -- This is just not --
It can’t be -- These are just --
Guy punches his code into the ATM and checks his balance.
Sure enough -- he has TWO THOUSAND MORE DOLLARS in his
account than he did a few minutes ago.
CUT TO:
PUNIT
(on the phone)
C’mon, let’s get a date on the
books already. I’ll come to you.
I’ll cook you dinner. I’ll upgrade
your home system. I’ve got this
playlist I’ve been working on --
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Sorry. I gotta deal with something
here. But think about it.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Hey, dude. Come look at this.
GARETH
What am I looking at?
PUNIT
Blue Shirt Guy.
GARETH
Let’s see the coding.
Punit hits a button that turns the feed of Guy shoe shopping
into PROGRAMMING CODE. Hits it again to switch it back.
GARETH (CONT’D)
Huh.
PUNIT
You ever see something like this
before?
GARETH
Noop.
GARETH (CONT’D)
He’s got our sunglasses on.
PUNIT
That’s weird. What do we do?
GARETH
We get ‘em back.
CLOSE ON:
A POLICE CAR --
GUY
It’s okay. I don’t want any troub--
GUY (CONT’D)
--ble.
GUY (CONT’D)
Hey! Wait. I surrender!
GUY (CONT’D)
What the hell?
ANOTHER COP CAR cuts him off at the pass. Tries to mow him
down with more intent than the first one. Hops up on the
sidewalk. Takes out trash cans and a mailbox.
GUY (CONT’D)
Please! I can explain! I think.
Guy runs deep into the construction site and hides. The cops
get out of their car and look around. Take out their guns.
22.
PUNIT/COP
Come out, come out wherever you
are. We won’t hurt you.
GARETH/COP
Much.
GUY
Crap, crap, crap.
PUNIT/COP
C’mon, Blue Shirt. We know you’re
around here somewhere.
GARETH/COP
(into walkie)
Shut down quadrant Thirty-Seven ‘A’
Four.
A GLOCK.
Floating two feet off the ground a few yards away from him.
Slowly spinning. Small spotlight. He can’t believe it.
Guy reaches for the gun, amazed and CH-CHK! It falls into
his hand. Whoa. His POV READOUT shows:
GUY
Six bullets.
Guy holds up the gun but can he really shoot a cop? His hand
shakes like a leaf. He can’t do it. But he gets an idea.
PUNIT/COP
You’re just prolonging the
inevitable. We can fix everything.
GARETH/COP
Dude. Look.
GARETH/COP (CONT’D)
He threw it.
Guy runs away from the site and down the street, knocking
into pedestrians.
PEDESTRIANS
Hey! / Watch where you’re goin’! /
Do you mind? / Move along people.
24.
CYBER PUNKS with crazy hair, HOT GIRLS with spiked jackets,
GANGBANGERS covered with tattoos.
MOLOTOV GIRL.
MOLOTOVGIRL4482
You mean, none of you have even
gotten the MiG-35 out of the
Russian’s hangar before?
CATLOVER69
Like you have?
ZELIG2693
Dude, show some respect. This is
MolotovGirl. Highest-ranked Free
City gamer in the world.
DOUGIEPUGGIE808
Got any tips for us? I’ve spent a
hundred and forty bucks trying to
find the Spyder Convertible.
MOLOTOVGIRL4482
Sorry. I’m looking for someone
with a little more experience.
MOLOTOVGIRL4482 (CONT’D)
Hey. Watch where you’re going.
GUY
Uh, excuse me. But what is this
place, exactly?
MOLOTOVGIRL4482
(uh duh)
Um. The Multiplayer Lounge.
GUY
Multiplayer?
MOLOTOVGIRL4482
Yeah, Free City Multiplayer.
GUY
Yeah, okay. But -- like, what does
that mean? Multiplayer.
Multiplayer of what?
She GROANS, annoyed and pushes past him. Guy stumbles into
one of the desktop computers. He’s amazed by what he sees --
GUY
This can’t be -- this isn’t real.
MAC
You’re living in a game! This is
all just a game!
CUT TO:
The ALARM CLOCK goes off and Guy snaps out of bed as if from
a nightmare.
GUY
Ah!
GUY (CONT’D)
The sunglasses!
Guy jogs through the neighborhood the cops chased him through
yesterday. Ends up at the same corner where the Multiplayer
Lounge should be but now:
GUY
It’s not getting further away.
GUY
Man in black business suit. Old
lady in shawl. Chubby dude. Hipster
mustache. Slob in a wife-beater.
They all say ONE PHRASE to each other as Guy walks past.
OLD LADY
Watch where you’re going!
CHUBBY DUDE
Do you mind?
STREET COP
Move along, people.
GUY
Sunglasses.
28.
The same kind that he had. The Gangbanger pulls A MAN out of
his car, screaming, and drives off, BLASTING THE RADIO.
GUY
Sunglasses.
GUY
Sunglasses!
Guy runs into the bar and finds HIS SOFTBALL TEAM, drinking
after their game. Everybody is in their same seats. Even
Buddy, a little banged up, but fine.
BUDDY
Guy! Where’ve you been? You
didn’t come to work.
TEAMMATE
We had to forfeit the game.
Incomplete roster.
GUY
Buddy! Are you alright? You got
beat up pretty bad yesterday.
BUDDY
Oh. It’s nothing.
GUY
Buddy, it’s not nothing. There’s
something I need to tell you.
BUDDY
Guy, just give it a rest.
GUY
No. This is important.
GUY (CONT’D)
Listen. Everyone. I don’t know
quite how to say this. But -- This
bar -- Everything in the -- Us --
It’s all just a game. We’re living
in a real, actual -- I mean, I
think a video game of some sort --
for another, dimension? And we’re
like -- We’re not the players.
The people with the sunglasses are.
We’re, like, the background people!
BUDDY
Guy! Knock it off.
GUY
You were right, Buddy. They don’t
want us to rock the boat. In fact,
the whole reason we’re here is to
be screwed with by the sunglasses
people. For their sick amusement --
that’s so messed up -- but I’m
gonna figure it out! I just need to
talk to this girl. MolotovGirl! But
I need to get the sunglasses first--
BUDDY
You’re acting crazy.
GUY
That’s just the thing. For the
first time in my life I feel
completely sane. I can see the
world with perfect clarity. I --
MAC (O.S.)
Freedom is just an illusion!
Guy looks outside the window and Mac, the Homeless Man, walks
by, spitting craziness at anyone he passes.
MAC (CONT’D)
Everything you see and know and
speak is just pre-programmed
gobbledy-gook! Nothing you own is
truly yours.
GUY
Ha. Just kidding everyone.
GUY
Hey. Um. I know this might sound
weird, but I need to borrow your
glasses for a --
Guy reaches for her sunglasses and WHACK! WHAP! THWIP! She
grabs his arm, flips him over and heels his Adam’s apple.
DREADLOCK WOMAN
(speaking French)
Foutre fluage!
GUY
(Donald Duck voiced)
Sorry. My bad.
Guy tails him from behind, hood pulled over his head.
Follows him through the city until the thug turns down --
The garage opens and a JACKED HIPSTER walks out wearing the
glasses. He looks around, not noticing:
UP ABOVE
GUY
My bad!
GUY
Sorry. Sorry! Sorry.
GUY (CONT’D)
Sorry!
CUT TO:
BOSS (O.S.)
Millie! I need the Fentons’ W-2’s
on my desk now!
Millie tries to make copies and the machine craps out on her.
She opens a side door, frustrated and PLOOF! A cloud of
black ink sprays all over her.
32.
Millie picks out A TECH MAGAZINE and pays for it. The CLERK
leers at her and she clutches her blouse. Avoids eye contact.
CREEPY CLERK
S’up girl?
MOTHER (O.S.)
Millie! I thought we were gonna
talk when you got --
She takes out the Tech Magazine she bought earlier and leafs
through a profile on:
[Note: Millie and her avatar are played by the same actress,
so we’ll just call her Millie from now on.]
33.
ANONAMOU$E
Hey... MolotovGirl.
MILLIE
You got that thing for me?
ANONAMOU$E
It’s in a briefcase on this
shipping container.
ANONAMOU$E (CONT’D)
This thing is strong enough to take
down the whole game. I’d like to
know what it’s gonna be used for.
MILLIE
I’ve got my reasons.
She JAMS A KNIFE INTO HIS HAND and kicks the table over.
Tosses a wad of cash onto his lap as he tries to get unstuck.
ANONAMOU$E
You know they’re about to release
the sequel! In a few days it’s all
gonna be gone anyway.
MILLIE
That’s why I don’t have any time to
lose with a-holes like you.
GUY
Hey, there. Not sure if you
remember me from the other day but,
I was wondering if I could bother
you for a sec --
MILLIE
Um, no.
GUY
Ha. No, but really --
34.
MILLIE
Sorry, I don’t talk to newbs. I’m
not even sure how you got in here.
GUY
Yeah. Well, that’s kind of what I
want to talk to you about --
GUY
It’s just that you seem like
someone who knows a thing or two
about this place.
MILLIE
I thought I told you to get lost,
newb.
GUY
Yeah, but, um. And a newb is...
MILLIE
Wow, you really are a newb. You’re
like a newby-newb, newb.
GUY
So true. So true. But, really.
MILLIE
I don’t associate with anyone under
Level Fifty.
KABOOM! The parked car launches off the ground from the
explosion and everyone runs off, screaming.
MILLIE (CONT’D)
You gotta have a better wardrobe.
Garage filled with ultra-rare
vehicles. And a full arsenal.
35.
GUY
Right. Sure. And I do that by...
MILLIE
Your mission log.
GUY
(reading)
Steal a car. Fire a bazooka. But --
I just need answers. I don’t -- I
don’t wanna hurt people.
MILLIE
That’s kind of the point of this
whole place, newb. It’s a license
to do anything you want with no
consequences.
GUY
No consequences for you maybe.
MILLIE
Well, you better get started on
your criminal empire. Free City’s
not gonna be around much longer.
GUY
Why? Where’s it going --
WHUNK! She kicks him square in the chest and slams the door.
Opens his jacket and HE’S GOT A GUN tucked in his belt.
GUY
(muttering to himself)
What are you doing, Guy? What are
you doing?
GUY (CONT’D)
Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
Now or never.
CASHIER
One dollar.
CASHIER (CONT’D)
One dollar.
GUY
Excuse me?
CASHIER
One item. One dollar.
GUY
Yeah. Oh, but -- Could you, um --
Well, the thing is --
(beat)
Give me all your money, motherf--
GUY (CONT’D)
Gimme the cash. Please.
GUY (CONT’D)
Oh, sh--
BLAM!
CUT TO:
GUY
Ahhhhhh!
GUY (CONT’D)
As long as I’m wearing the glasses,
I can’t die.
Guy slams into people and WADS OF MONEY fall out of their
pockets. He scoops them up.
Guy crosses missions off his list. The LEVEL over his head
goes up.
Guy covers his ears and walks down a dock when -- A YACHT
BEHIND HIM blows up.
Guy wanders out into the street, cool and collected. Reaches
out for a SLOW-MOVING CAR’s door -- perfectly timed. The
WOMAN DRIVER reacts, surprised.
GUY
Outta the car.
The Driver is scared and hits the gas. Guy’s sleeve gets
caught on the door handle and pulls him along. The COOL
MUSIC STOPS and it all gets very real.
GUY (CONT’D)
Wait. What are you doing? Stop
the car. Stop the car!
GUY (CONT’D)
Lady! You’re gonna --
CUT TO BLACK:
For a beat.
Guy is back at it. Steals car after car. Handles bigger and
bigger weapons. SUBMACHINE GUNS, ROCKET LAUNCHERS. Collects
money. Destroys property. Gets fitted for suits at A HIGH
END CLOTHING STORE.
MEANWHILE:
BARISTA
(confused)
Medium coffee. Cream. Two sugars.
Buddy waits for Guy where they meet for work, staring at his
watch. Nervous.
BUDDY
Guy?
BANK PATRON
Hello?
The line extends out the door and into the street where:
TEAMMATE
We don’t have enough players.
BUDDY
Guess we gotta forfeit again.
GUY (O.S.)
Not just yet.
GUY (CONT’D)
Well? What’re you all standing
there for? Let’s play ball!
The Green Hat’s Pitcher shrugs and gets ready to pitch. Guy
points a finger out towards center field, calling the shot.
TEAMMATES
You did it! / That was amazing! /
Where’d you get those clothes
anyway, Guy?
GUY
Oh. These old things. Picked ‘em
up this morning at Soonami’s.
TEAMMATE
And that car. It probably costs
twenty times what you make in a
year.
41.
GUY
I got the original owner to part
with it for pennies on the dollar.
GUY
You okay, Bud?
BUDDY
I’ve been waiting for you every
morning. You don’t show. You’re
not at your apartment. You don’t
come to work. And then you just
show up in the middle of a game and
expect everything to be okay.
GUY
I’m sorry. I’ve been busy.
BUDDY
Guy, what the heck is going on?
GUY
You really wanna know?
BUDDY
I think so -- I’m not sure -- No.
I guess not.
GUY
Here. Give these a try.
BUDDY
What do you mean?
GUY
Put ‘em on.
BUDDY
Why?
GUY
Trust me. Just put on the
sunglasses.
BUDDY
But it’s nighttime.
GUY
That’s not the point --
(frustrated)
-- Buddy, what do you remember of
your childhood?
BUDDY
(thinks)
Nothing. I have a bad memory.
GUY
Me too! That’s all a part of it.
But from what you can remember,
I’ve always been your friend,
right?
BUDDY
Well, yeah. Sure.
GUY
So, who are you gonna trust more
than me?
BUDDY
(beat, realizing)
Nobody.
GUY
Right. So, put on the sunglasses.
BUDDY
Why do you want me to put on the
sunglasses?
GUY
Buddy! They’re sunglasses. You
wanna know how I got this stuff?
How I hit that home run. It’s
because of the glasses! Just --
BUDDY GUY
No! Stop it! Would you just! Hold still!
GUY (CONT’D)
It’s okay. It’s fine. But just
remember -- that’s the difference
between us. That’s why you’ll
always just be a rat in a cage.
BUDDY
You’re acting cuckoo right now,
Guy. Even for you.
Guy looks around the room and spots THE HOT GIRLFRIEND OF THE
DOUCHEBAG in the corner booth. Guy opens his notebook and
eyes an empty box on his list, “GET LUCKY.”
GUY
Well, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got
a date with destiny.
BUDDY
Who’s Destiny?
BOOTH
Guy wanders over to the booth and approaches The Beauty he’d
seen previously with The Douche.
GUY
Hey. Couldn’t help but notice we
both had drinks.
BEAUTY
Your car is sooo hot.
GUY
This place is lame. Let’s go for a
ride.
CUT TO:
BEAUTY
This is sooo hot.
BEAUTY
You are so hot.
GUY
You too.
BEAUTY
You are soooo hot.
GUY
Yeah. Same.
BEAUTY
You are so hot.
GUY
Yep. Got it.
BEAUTY
You are sooooooo hot.
GUY
‘kay, but maybe we should just
like, concentrate on the kissing
stuff.
BEAUTY
You are soooooooooo hot!
Guy strolls into the bank next day with an ear-to-ear grin.
Dressed in an expensive suit. Rocks a Rolex and nice shoes.
GUY
Maury. How’s it hanging? Jessica,
looking good. Looking good.
45.
They all stare like he has nine heads as he takes his place
behind the counter. Buddy just can’t understand.
BUDDY
You’re late. You know that?
BUDDY (CONT’D)
Management’s calling for your head.
GUY
Yeah. Well, what management wants
is really not that big of a concern
for me anymore.
BUDDY
Guy! What are you doing? Get
down. On the ground.
GUY
Not today.
BUDDY
You remember what happened to that
one guy who tried to be a hero...
GUY
He saved the day and everybody
loved him for it?
BUDDY
No. No, the opposite.
BANK ROBBER
Hey! I thought I told you to get
down on the ground.
GUY
Yeah, I’m not gonna do that. You
see, I need to talk to this really
attractive militant girl from
another dimension. But she won’t
give me the time of day unless I’m
Level Fifty.
46.
BANK ROBBER
I’m giving you to the count of
three to kiss that floor or I’m
gonna smash your mouth in.
GUY
That so?
BANK ROBBER
Yeah. That’s --
WHUNK! Guy grabs the gun by the barrel, jams the robber in
the face with the stock and knocks him out.
GUY
This is my bank, bitch.
THROUGH GUY’S POV: DOZENS OF CASH WADS fly across the floor.
He walks through them and BLOOP-BLOOP-BLOOP! His money count
jumps through the roof.
“LEVEL 50”.
A SHIPPING CONTAINER.
MILLIE
Hello, gorgeous.
She approaches it, excited, and pulls down the locking bar.
The door falls open and WHU-BUM!
MILLIE (CONT’D)
Hey, boys. Now, just take it easy.
I think I must be on the wrong --
MILLIE (CONT’D)
-- boat.
A FALLEN YAKUZA reaches for his weapon and the RIDER slides
it away and kicks the guard, knocking him out. The rider
takes off his helmet, revealing:
GUY
Need a lift?
MILLIE
You’re that newb.
GUY
Mmm. I took out the fourth story
of the Free City Fountainbleu with
a bottle of vodka and a matchbook
so, um, no -- clearly, not a newb.
48.
GUY (CONT’D)
You coming or do you want to take
on half of a Yakuza crime family by
yourself?
MILLIE
How’d you get a motorcycle on a
cargo ship?
GUY
The more appropriate question is,
how am I gonna get it off?
MILLIE
Don’t stop!
Before Guy can react, Millie grabs a gun out of his pocket
and SHOOTS at them.
They leap out of the way just in time for Guy to hit the ramp
and jump the cycle off the boat.
As they fly through the air, Millie fires behind them. Guy
has a moment of doubt seconds before they hit THE DOCK.
GARETH
Dude! I’ve been looking everywhere
for you!
49.
PUNIT
I was at Digital Detox.
(off his reaction)
It’s tech-free wellness retreat
where you disconnect from screens
and reconnect with yourself. And
girls.
GARETH
Of all weekends you had to go
without your freakin’ phone.
PUNIT
What the hell...
GARETH
Blackouts, traffic jams, fires.
We’ve been trying to keep up all
weekend. Customer Service has had
to pull all-nighters to handle the
onslaught of complaints.
PUNIT
It’s a hack.
GARETH
No. Security says we haven’t been
breached. But remember that glitch
from last week? Blue Shirt Guy.
PUNIT
The sunglasses bug.
GARETH
Yeah, but he’s not just buying
shoes anymore. He’s actually
playing the game.
PUNIT
That’s not possible. All non-
playable background characters are
programmed to stay in the lines.
50.
GARETH
Yeah, well -- turns out there’s a
flaw in their programming.
GARETH (CONT’D)
Every single Non-Playable Character
has it. The capability to deviate
from their preprogrammed choice
selection. It’s just been dormant.
PUNIT
Alright. Then what triggered it in
Blue Shirt Guy?
GARETH
Don’t know. As long as he’s
wearing our sunglasses, we have no
ability to access his code. He
functions like any other player,
only we can’t disconnect him from
the server. There’s no outside
line to cut.
GARETH (CONT’D)
We’ve tried everything. Well,
everything short of a full scale
reboot. For obvious reasons.
PUNIT
It’s Antwan.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
He’s not gonna be happy about this.
The sequel’s launching in a week.
GARETH
Well, pick it up!
PUNIT
You pick it up.
51.
GARETH PANIT
Hey, this is your I can’t speak to it like you
jurisdiction! I was just can. I’ve been off the grid!
covering for your lazy ass.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Yo, Antwan. Whassup, boss I --
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Yes. No, we’re into it. We think
we have a solve.
(What’s the solve?)
Um. Well. Maybe it’s a little
premature to call it a ‘solve’ per
se but we have all our best --
(I have a solution.)
Oh. Yeah, but wouldn’t that --
PUNIT (CONT’D)
He wants us to go full blast.
MILLIE
Dammit! That sonofa --
GUY
You’re upset.
MILLIE
Yeah, I’m upset! There’s something
very important to me that was
supposed to be on that container.
That dirty lying hacker...
GUY
Maybe if you tell me what it is I
can help you track it down.
MILLIE
Why do you want to know?
GUY
Well. Guess you can say I’ve
gotten a little obsessed with the
game these last couple of days.
MILLIE
You collected this many cars and
leveled up forty-nine times in a
few days? It took me almost a year
to do that.
(thinking)
You didn’t get the cheat codes, did
you?
GUY
I don’t know what a cheat code is.
I’m just a regular guy who’s trying
to get answers.
MILLIE
(suspicious)
Answers to what?
GUY
Like who are you, exactly? Where
are you from?
MILLIE
I’m not giving my deets out to some
whack-a-doodle I just met online.
GUY
I don’t mean specifically. I mean,
the real you. The one controlling
this you. Are you -- like, do you
look like this? Or something else
entirely.
MILLIE
None of your business.
GUY
Are you a -- are you, like, a god
or something?
MILLIE
Okay. Goodbye. Pscyho.
GUY
No. Wait! I’m sorry! I know this
all sounds super crazy but --
(he’s losing her)
I come from a place where nothing
ever changes. I’m shit on all day
long by a bunch of people who get a
free pass to do whatever they want.
GUY (CONT’D)
I just want to take control of my
life. To make a difference. To
change the game.
(she considers it)
C’mon. Let me help you find your
thing.
MILLIE
Look, I know how you feel. But
there’s really no point. In a week
this place will all be gone.
MILLIE (CONT’D)
You know. To make room for Free
City Two.
GUY
What’s Free City Two!?!
CUT TO:
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Better graphics. Bigger city. New
adventures. Millions more in-game
purchasing opportunities! Imagine
everything you liked about the
original but a hundred times more
real and immersive.
54.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
So play Free City while you still
can. Because in two weeks, it’s
gonna be gone for good to make room
for something a whole lot better.
GUY
So like, this whole city --
everybody who lives here -- is
gonna be shut down? Gone.
MILLIE
Finito. Yep. It’s entirely stored
in the cloud, so it takes up too
much room on Soonami’s servers to
have both.
GUY
This is bad. This is really bad.
MILLIE
No kidding. Antwan’s gonna make a
gazillion dollars from it too.
GUY
Who’s Antwan?
GUY (CONT’D)
Uh-oh.
MILLIE
Guy, that’s no ordinary FCPD
helicopter. That’s a military-
grade assault chopper.
MILLIE (CONT’D)
Who are you?
GUY
I’ll tell you everything when we
meet up again. If we meet up again.
MILLIE
The Multiplayer Lounge.
GUY
No. At the first place you stopped
to watch me. The game in the game.
IN THE CHOPPPER
PUNIT/COP
I can’t tell if we got him.
GARETH/COP
Well, you just blew the entire
second floor to kingdom come.
GARETH/COP (CONT’D)
His permissions are ‘blocked’.
He’s still playing.
PUNIT/COP
Then we need to smoke him out.
PUNIT/COP (CONT’D)
I’ve worked here so long I forget
how fun this game is sometimes.
GARETH/COP
Uh, Punit?
Gareth/Cop points --
56.
IN THE GARAGE
PUNIT/COP
Oh, crap --
KABOOM! The tank blows the helicopter out of the sky and
plows through the garage’s upper level wall. The tank speeds
away, BLASTING HEAVY METAL MUSIC.
IN THE TANK
GUY
Woo! C’mon, dickheads. Follow me.
PEDESTRIANS
Hey! / Watch where you’re goin’! /
Do you mind? / Nothing to see here.
Perfectly timed, the tank cruises down the street. Guy pops
out of the HATCH on the roof of the tank and waves.
GUY
Hey, Buddy!
BUDDY
Guy? What’re you doing in that
tank? You’re late for work.
GUY
Take the day off, Buddy! You
earned it.
57.
Guy turns down main street leaving Buddy in the dust. The
idea is even more jarring than the sight of Guy in the tank.
BUDDY
I don’t have any days off.
PUNIT/COP
Dude. We just got owned by an NPC.
GARETH/COP
Where’s he going, anyway?
PUNIT/COP
I don’t know, but let’s make sure
he doesn’t get there.
GUY
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon. Almost there.
A WALL OF FIRE!
PUNIT/COP
Eat my firewall, bitch!
IN THE TANK
GUY
Ha! Is that all you got?
But Guy sees that he’s heading for AN EXPOSED SUBWAY TUNNEL
on the block below.
Punit and Gareth Cops think that they got him when --
PUNIT/COP
I don’t understand how he got one
of our tanks in the first place.
Players don’t have access to police
hardware.
GARETH/COP
But Non-Playable Characters do.
Technically speaking, I guess.
(thinking)
That gives me an idea.
His HEAVY METAL MUSIC turns into an ICE CREAM TRUCK CHIME.
He looks down and the stick shift is shaped like a hamburger.
GUY
Well, that’s just lovely.
PUNIT/COP
Nice touch.
GARETH/COP
Now, let’s cook the weenie.
SPOTTER
Go.
Guy checks the rear view and sees the MISSILE coming for him.
GUY
Ohhh sh --
-- CRASH! Slams the truck into the pole. Guy flies through
the windshield and --
When we finally see, STILL IN SLO MO, that this was no random
crash. He did it deliberately as he is flying directly at --
60.
“4,3,2...” He hits the first aid kit and BRRUUP! his snapped
neck is healed in an instant, but he’s still in bad shape.
GUY
Ow, ow, ow.
Punit and Gareth finally catch up and see what he’s doing.
PUNIT/COP
Look! Don’t let him get to the --
BRRUUP! He touches the kit and his arms are healed. Guy
pushes through the front doors of the tower, on a broken leg.
GARETH/COP
It’s okay. We’ve got him now.
PUNIT/COP
Hurry.
GARETH/COP
It’s gonna take a sec.
Guy limps through the lobby on the twisted leg, which breaks
further, and people react, horrified.
GUY
Excuse me. Sorry. Just looking
for a -- Ah!
61.
GUY (CONT’D)
Much better. Hi. Top floor, please.
GUY
Hey! Over here!
IN THE HELICOPTER
GARETH/COP
Now?
PUNIT/COP
No. Wait. Look.
‘GUY IS ALIVE.”
GARETH/COP
This is -- They didn’t really
teach us how to deal with this at
Berkley. There was no chapter for
it in Advanced C Plus Plus.
Troubleshooting if your three-
dimensional model figure suddenly
develops feelings.
PUNIT/COP
Antwan wants us to end it here.
62.
GUY
C’mon! Talk to me! You need to
talk to me! Just --
PUNIT
Don’t pop that cork just yet. We
need to isolate him now before he
can get our glasses again.
Guy runs out of his room to the front door, about to open it.
GUY
Shit.
A PADDY WAGON from the “FREE CITY HOME FOR THE MENTALLY ILL”
is parked outside his building. Out the other window:
BLAM! Punit and Gareth, now using ORDERLY AVATARS, break in.
GARETH/ORDERLY
Hello! Anybody home?
They quickly search the tiny apartment and realize he’s gone.
PUNIT/ORDERLY
Search the bedroom!
Gareth checks the closet and eyes the attic door. Shoves it
open and sticks his head up inside.
GARETH/ORDERLY
Set up a perimeter. He couldn’t
have gotten far!
GUY
You wanna make a hundred and ninety
seven dollars?
PEDESTRIANS
Hey! / Watch where you’re goin’! /
Do you mind? / Move along people.
PUNIT/COP
There! There he is. Move in.
From behind, Guy walks down the street when THE TROOPS MOVE
IN. Within seconds he has a hundred rifles aimed at his face.
64.
SWAT OFFICER
Freeze! Hands behind your head!
Down on the ground!
The person turns around and reveals that IT’S NOT GUY. It’s
the Street Kid dressed in his clothes.
STREET KID
I didn’t do anything! I know my
rights!
PUNIT/COP
We got the wrong guy.
Guy makes his way down the street in the street kid’s
clothes. Keeps his head down. Hood up.
He peeks around into the alley where the players usually come
out. It’s now being staked out by UNDERCOVER COPS IN BLACK
VANS. He keeps moving.
MAC (O.S.)
What does it mean to truly be free?
MAC (CONT’D)
Everybody thinks that they have
free will. But is that the way it
is? Can you really ever just drop
everything?
(MORE)
65.
MAC (CONT’D)
Quit your boring little job and go
wherever you want? Your house,
your car, friends, family. These
are the bars on your cage.
GUY
Hey. We need to talk.
MAC
‘Bout what?
GUY
About the game.
MAC
Almost there.
MAC (CONT’D)
Gimme a hand with this.
MAC (CONT’D)
Step into my office.
Guy follows Mac through the hole to the other side where he
sees something incredible...
GUY
(amazed)
What is this place?
MAC
Welcome to Betaville.
66.
MAC
Don’t worry. They won’t look for
you here. Abandoned this place a
long time ago.
MAC’S ENCAMPMENT
MAC
Beans? They’re chunky but they’re
good.
GUY
No, thanks. Sorry, but um, I
didn’t catch your name.
MAC
Huh. Nobody’s ever asked me that
before. Well, officially my name
is ‘Mac’, but that’s my slave name.
You can call me by the name I gave
myself. Pasta Sunset.
(off Guy’s reaction)
They’re two of my favorite things.
You should do the same. It’s one
of the few identifiers you can
actually control.
67.
GUY
Guy works for me.
MAC
So, you’ve pulled back the curtain
and seen the strings. And what’s
more, you’re still around to talk
about it. I’m impressed.
GUY
I take it that you have too. Seen
the strings.
MAC
I was a taxi driver. Made a decent
living. Didn’t think much about --
well, anything. And then, one day,
I’m carjacked. In the scuffle, the
jackass drops his glasses and fsh!
The wool is pulled from my eyes for
good. I tried to live the high
life for a while, but they weren’t
happy with that. I tried to get
answers. I tried to talk to them.
GUY
To who?
MAC
The creators. The programmers.
The prison guards. But they were
not interested in talking back.
And the harder I tried, the harder
they made things for me, until --
(he digs deep, sad)
They turned everyone against me.
My friends. My family. I became
something of an urban legend. The
guy who tried to buck the system.
GUY
The guy who tried to be a hero!
MAC
Hm. Somethin’ like that. I think
it was a way for them to reinforce
the status quo. So nobody else
would make waves.
68.
MAC (CONT’D)
Really did a number on me. Once
you’ve seen what we’ve seen --
there’s no going back.
GUY
But it’s -- It’s not fair. I
didn’t ask to be a part of this!
MAC
Who asked to be a part of anything?
The creators -- well, I never met
them -- but I’d wager that they’re
not too different than us. Maybe
they’re living in someone else’s
game. Or maybe we’re all in the
dream of some giant cosmic baby.
GUY
A giant cosmic baby...
MAC
You’re here. This is your reality.
What you choose to do with it --
well, that’s up to you. You can be
a sheep. You can be a player. Or
you can be a homeless person.
(getting serious)
But you can’t change chessboards.
GUY
Yeah, but -- what if I told you
that the chessboard and all the
pieces on it were gonna vanish and
be replaced by a newer, better
chessboard?
Mac reacts.
Guy and Mac move covertly through the crowd. Duck into an
alley and look up at the GIANT BILLBOARD in the Square.
ANNOUNCER
Enjoy Free City while it’s still
around because in four days it’s
gonna be a thing of the past.
MAC
The apocalypse. I knew it! I
warned that the day of reckoning
would come but nobody would listen--
GUY
Yeah, but not so fast. We may have
a shot at stopping the apocalypse.
MAC
You mean take control of the city?
GUY
Get them to leave us alone the way
they abandoned Betaville.
MAC
It’s an interesting thought. It’s
impossible, but interesting.
GUY
Not necessarily. There’s this
girl. A player.
MAC
We can’t trust a player. She could
be one of them. Like a spy. Or a
dude.
GUY
She’s different. And she’s our
best shot right now.
GAMER HOST
Our webcast wouldn’t be complete
without talking about that game we
all can’t get enough of, Free City.
(MORE)
70.
ZELIG2693
Gotta be a hacker.
DOUGIEPUGGIE808
I hear it’s a disgruntled Soonami
employee trying to get back at
Antwan for stealing his ideas.
CATLOVER69
Nah. It’s all a big gimmick.
ZELIG2693
Who do you think it is, Mol? Mol?
MILLIE
(focused)
Working on it.
MOLOTOVGIRL4482: Is it a hack?
She shuts the computer off and thinks. Recalls what Guy said
to her in the parking garage.
MILLIE
(to herself)
The game inside the game.
She looks at images of Guy. One of them has him wearing his
BASEBALL HAT. It hits her. She knows where to find him!
She stands at the chain link fence where she first watched
Guy playing softball.
GUY (O.S.)
Psst.
GUY (CONT’D)
(re: the baseball field)
I can’t believe you knew what I was
talking about.
MILLIE
I stopped here a few times.
Watching that game.
(MORE)
72.
MILLIE (CONT'D)
I remember thinking how sad it
seemed. These virtual people stuck
playing a baseball game in, like,
this infinite time loop.
GUY
Funny. I thought the same thing.
MILLIE
It’s even weirder that you’re a
player hacking a background
character, playing a baseball game
in an infinite time loop.
GUY
We all have our idiosyncracies.
GUY
I’m glad you came. Things have
gotten a little out of hand.
MILLIE
I’ve been playing for a while now
but -- I haven’t seen anything
like this. You really put them
through the ringer.
GUY
I was just trying to get the
creators’ attention.
MILLIE
Well, it worked. Antwan’s gotta be
freaking out of his mind right now.
GUY
Antwan. You mentioned him earlier.
MILLIE
Antwan Hovachelik. He’s the
misogynistic pig that designed this
stupid game. Thinks he’s God’s gift
to programmers but all he did was
create another way to get people to
endlessly empty their wallets.
People who couldn’t handle the
smallest semblance of confrontation
in the real world. Like him.
73.
GUY
Sounds like you know him.
MILLIE
Well, we were sorta together for a
long time. I basically supported
him while he worked on the game and
the second he got funded, he split.
Dumped me on my ass and started
dating a Victoria’s Secret model.
Would only talk to me through
lawyers.
GUY
That sucks. But then -- why come
here? And spend money on the game
that your ex boyfriend created?
MILLIE
Because I wanted to find a way to
take the game down. To hurt him
where it counts. To make him
realize how much he hurt me. I
guess that sounds really lame.
GUY
Not at all.
MILLIE
But the bigger question is why are
you doing it?
GUY
I’m trying to stop the sequel. I
want to keep Free City like it is.
With a few modifications.
MILLIE
Well, this little stunt of yours is
really costing Soonami big time.
If people think the platform’s
buggy it could tank F.C. Two sales.
GUY
Really? That’s good.
(thinking)
What if we get other people
involved? Get everybody else in
Free City to push back like I have.
74.
MILLIE
You mean hack the other NPCs. Like
a revolution. It could work. Can
you do that?
GUY
I think so. If you’ll help me.
Will you help me? Please?
Guy stands outside a garage with a box. The door opens and
Millie walks out.
MILLIE
Hey.
GUY
Hey.
MILLIE
See you in a sec.
Millie takes off her glasses and drops them in the box. Her
avatar glitches out and disappears. Seconds later --
MILLIE (CONT’D)
It worked.
GUY
Yep. Now we just have to do this a
few thousand more times.
GUY (O.S.)
All questions will be answered at
the red dot.
75.
Guy is hiding out on the fire escape. Buddy lets him in.
BUDDY
Guy! What are you --
GUY
Shh! It’s okay Buddy. I just need
to keep things on the down low.
BUDDY
These cops came around asking about
you. Said I should turn you in. I
didn’t know what to do.
(choking up)
The whole thing is really, really --
upsetting.
GUY
I’m sorry.
BUDDY
I saw you in the tank. And then
the hot dog truck. And then that
building disappeared. That was
weird.
GUY
I know. It was weird. But I’ve
found out some things about Free
City. Really troubling things.
76.
BUDDY
What kind of troubling things?
(beat)
I don’t want to know.
(beat)
Yeah, I do. Oh, Guy. It’s all so -
GUY
They’ll give you all the answers
you need.
BUDDY
This is about rocking the boat,
isn’t it? About being a hero.
GUY
I know it’s asking a lot of you,
Buddy. I understand if you can’t.
But it would mean the world to me
to have you there.
Guy puts a hand on his shoulder. Buddy can see he’s sincere.
Guy slips out with a finger to his mouth. Shh!
PUNIT
I just don’t understand how it’s
possible for a line of code to hide
from us.
GARETH
Dude. You gotta see this.
GARETH/COP
Where’d everybody go?
77.
MILLIE
Come on in.
AT THE ENTRANCE
GUY
Maybe this was a bad idea. Maybe
this backfires and makes things
worse.
MILLIE
Remember what you said to me at the
garage. About making a difference.
Well, here’s your chance.
MAKESHIFT STAGE
GUY
Hello. Um. Excuse me. Um --
MAC
(to the crowd)
Shaddup! Let the guy speak!
GUY
Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming.
My name’s Guy.
(MORE)
78.
GUY (CONT'D)
I imagine if you’re here, you’re
probably starting to figure out
what’s going on... Free City is
anything but free. We’re the
supporting cast of colorful
characters there to be used, abused
or totally ignored by people we
will never really know. Or see
face to face. People who have
something we’ve never had -- the
ability to make their own
decisions. To enrich their lives.
To have a say in how to run their
own communities.
BANK MANAGER
Maybe you’re a part of it!
TOUGH GUY
There’s a hundred dollar bounty on
your head!
CHUBBY DUDE
Tell us why we shouldn’t turn you
in!
GUY
There’s a bounty on my head?
ANONAMOU$E
Strangest hack ever.
MILLIE
Shut up. He’s trying to activate
their dormant line of code.
ANONAMOU$E
Yeah, well -- it’s not working.
MAKESHIFT STAGE
GUY
Look. If you just let me explain.
79.
People crowd the stage. Reach for his legs. Guy is about to
bail when he sees something at the back of the crowd:
BUDDY.
GUY (CONT’D)
I’ve lived in Free City for as long
as I can remember. We’ve had to
put up with a lot of screwed up
stuff living here but this is our
home. And if we don’t do something
about it, it’ll all be gone.
Everything you know and love will
cease to exist to make room for
this --
GUY (CONT’D)
Well, I for one refuse to just sit
back and let that happen. Freedom
doesn’t come free. It’s something
you have to earn.
GUY (CONT’D)
Now, I know that everything inside
of you is telling you to put your
head down and not ask questions.
To not rock the boat. But it’s
time for us to step out of the
fringes and become the heroes of
our own stories. If we want to
take our city back, we need to come
together and make big waves!
MAC
Right on, brutha!
BEAUTY
You are sooo hot.
BUDDY
That’s my friend!
THUG
Gimme all the money in the
register.
THUG (CONT’D)
Huh? Is this some kind of a --
THUG
Look, you’re not supposed to --
PEDESTRIAN
Get him!
BANK ROBBER
Alright! Everybody down on the
ground. The bank’s insured so --
SOONAMI EMPLOYEE
Antwan./ It’s Antwan./ Hey Antwan!
PUNIT
Take down all the blocks between
Fourth and Main. I’ll cover the
Hill Section and --
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Antwan.
GARETH
Hey, buddy. You know, you didn’t
have to come in. We almost have
things under control.
ANTWAN
Don’t look that way to me.
ANTWAN (CONT’D)
Have you done a hard scan of the
batch files?
PUNIT
Yep and we’re redirecting dataflow
through our security team.
ANTWAN
Did you reboot the system?
PUNIT
Well, no. We were trying to follow
protocol and avoid a shutdown.
ANTWAN
You think this is preferable to a
shutdown? If Free City is in
chaos, we can’t release the sequel.
Users stop spending their money.
We stand to lose everything!
GUY
It’s kinda beautiful.
MILLIE
You did it. Now they have to take
us seriously.
GUY
And this is only the beginning. I
got a present for you.
Guy pulls out A PIECE OF PAPER and hands it to her. She sees
that it has a PARKING SPACE NUMBER scrawled on it.
83.
GUY (CONT’D)
That parking space holds the car
that was on that shipping
container. The briefcase you’ve
been looking for is in the trunk.
MILLIE
How did you find this?
GUY
NPC’s are the eyes and ears of this
place. I just had to ask a few
background peeps and voila...
MILLIE
I can’t believe it.
GUY
Now you can use whatever it is to
get Antwan’s attention yourself.
She considers this. It’s what she’s wanted for so long, but
now she has mixed feelings.
MILLIE
You know. It’s funny. I’ve spent
more time in Free City this past
year than I have in my own life.
GUY
Sometimes I feel like I live here.
MILLIE
It’s just I feel like I’m more
myself here than anywhere else.
GUY
That’s good. Cause I like this you.
MILLIE
Whatever happens. Maybe we should
meet up. Y’know. Outside Free City.
(vulnerable)
That is, if you’d share your deets
with a complete stranger you only
know through a video game.
GUY
Yeah, about that --
84.
She senses the rejection and backs off. Clutches the top
buttons of her shirt like in the real world.
MILLIE
Yeah, no. It was a bad idea.
GUY
It’s a great idea. It’s just -- I
don’t actually know who I am.
CUT TO BLACK:
PUNIT
We’re dark. Free City is offline.
Whoa...
CLOSE ON:
All the landmarks we have seen over the course of the story
reappear, fresh and new. Not a spot of graffiti in sight.
GUY
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick!
BARISTA
Medium coffee. Cream. Two sugars.
GUY
Just how I like it!
BUDDY
We should take Fourth.
GUY
Works for me.
BANK ROBBER
Alright! Everybody down on the
ground. Nobody moves and nobody
gets hurt.
BUDDY
You playing softball tonight?
GUY
Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Drinks afterwards?
BUDDY
You know it.
Guy hits a ball into center field. It’s fielded and thrown
to first. He’s out. He heads back to the dugout. Walks
right past:
MILLIE
Hey.
GUY
Hey.
GUY
Don’t look so down, fellas. We’ll
get ‘em next time.
MILLIE
Hey.
GUY
Oh. Um. Hi.
MILLIE
Can we talk? In private.
TEAMMATE
Go on, stud.
MILLIE
I just -- I thought we should talk
about what happened. I mean, that
was insane. For Soonami to have to
shut down it’s entire system
without any warning --
GUY
Sorry. Do we know each other?
MILLIE
Excuse me?
GUY
I mean, I don’t know who you are.
Or what you’re talking about.
MILLIE
Very funny.
88.
GUY
Don’t get me wrong. I would like
to. It’s just --
MILLIE
Wait a second. Can you not talk
right now or --
GUY
Why wouldn’t I be able to talk?
MILLIE
So you don’t remember anything that
happened? The NPC revolution or up
on the roof when we --
She can tell by his blank face that he’s serious. She starts
to put it together.
MILLIE (CONT’D)
Sorry. I think I have you confused
with another guy.
GUY
Hey! Don’t go. Come have a drink
with me and my friends.
Millie runs across the street. A TAXI almost hits her and
she looks the driver in the eyes.
IT’S MAC! Only now he’s working his original job and looks
clean cut. He’s been reset too.
FADE TO:
89.
PUNIT
Um. Hey. MolotovGirl?
MILLIE
Thanks for meeting me here.
PUNIT
Are you kidding? I’ve been wanting
to -- I mean, it’s great to
finally see you in person.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
I gotta say, you look nothing like -
MILLIE
My avatar?
He course corrects.
PUNIT
Nothing like I was expecting. But
I bet you get that a lot.
MILLIE
Actually. You’re the first person
from the game that I’ve met --
face to face. Sorta.
90.
PUNIT
Wow. It’s an honor or -- Cool.
So. What are you -- Can I get you
a -- You already have one. But --
MILLIE
So, what happened yesterday?
PUNIT
I know, right? Bonkers. Things
were outta control but I finally
had to make the tough call.
(showing off)
Rebooted the system. Now
everything’s humming again.
Shouldn’t have any more problems
before -- well, I have a gift for
you actually.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
You won’t be able to use it for two
more days when we shift our servers
over to the new game.
MILLIE
Thanks. But the person who was
causing all the problems. The
hacker. You wouldn’t happen to
have some sort of info on who it
was? An IP address or --
PUNIT
Oh. Yeah. Well, that’s kind of
complicated. I could get in a lot
of trouble if I gave any user
information.
MILLIE
Please. It’s important.
PUNIT
Well, between you and me. It --
It wasn’t a person.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
It was an NPC. A little background
detail for the game that just --
sorta went haywire. He’s a glitch.
A mistake. That’s been corrected.
MILLIE
Nuh-uh.
PUNIT
Nuh-huh. That’s what Antwan gets
for cheaping out on Q.C..
Mille goes pale. She can’t believe it. But now so many
things make sense.
MILLIE
So does that mean Guy is stuck in
the game forever?
PUNIT
Who the hell is Guy?
She stares out into space. Punit tries to break the silence.
PUNIT (CONT’D)
Um. I’m gonna get a coffee. Let
me buy you something. Like a
muffin or --
-- MILLIE IS GONE.
Guy starts to get down on the ground as The Robber walks over
to his station.
She wields a shotgun and wears the sunglasses -- only now she
looks more like her real self. Shorter. No enhancements.
MILLIE
You heard me. Get up.
BUDDY
Don’t be a hero, Guy. Do what the
mousy girl with the shotgun says.
GUY
Here, just take it.
MILLIE
I don’t want your money. Come with
me.
WHUNK! Millie kicks the doors open and leads Guy out of the
bank. A COOL MUSCLE CAR is waiting for them out front. She
escorts Guy into the passenger seat.
93.
GUY
Please, I have a family! A wife
and kids.
MILLIE
No, you don’t. Don’t be such a
pussy, Guy.
GUY
Wait. How do you know my name?
MILLIE
Here. Put these on.
GUY
No.
MILLIE
Put the sunglasses on your face.
GUY
I don’t have to do anything I don’t
want to do.
MILLIE
That’s true. The choice is totally
yours to make.
GUY
Ah! Those aren’t real. They’re,
like, trick glasses or --
A COP CAR pulls around the corner and she SPEEDS AWAY. Guy
tries them on again.
MILLIE
Listen to me. This is a game.
You, me, everyone you know. We’re
all a part of this game. And in
less than an hour it’s all gonna
disappear for good.
GUY
Please, just let me out here. I
didn’t get a good look at your
face. I won’t tell anybody.
ANTWAN
We’ve rebooted the system and
resolved the glitch. But I can
assure you, you won’t be having any
issues once we switch over to Free
City Two. As you can see, it takes
all of these servers behind me to
hold the trillions of details that
go into the most immersive gaming
experience in the world.
GARETH
It looks like he’s being helped.
By a player.
ANTWAN
What player?
PUNIT
MolotovGirl.
ANTWAN
Find her IP and kick her off the
server. Now!
Checks the address on the delivery slip Guy gave her earlier.
GUARD
Who are you here to see?
MILLIE
(to Guy)
Here. Take the wheel.
GUY
What?
MILLIE
Drive the car. I can’t steer and
shoot at the same time.
She lets go and he grabs the wheel. She takes out two UZIs
and blows away a bunch of SECURITY GUARDS.
Within seconds, she’s taken out every last one of them. Guy
crashes the car into a BIG FOUNTAIN. Water spews all around.
GUY
Sorry, I’m not used to driving when
people are shooting at me.
MILLIE
Get out. C’mon!
GUY
Alrighty.
MILLIE
Read me the space number.
GUY
Hey. This is my handwriting.
MILLIE
Read it.
GUY
Six five dash nine one.
GUY (CONT’D)
That’s a cool car.
MILLIE
I know. You helped me find it.
C’mon. Think, Guy. Remember.
GUY
Remember what?
THE BRIEFCASE.
MILLIE
It’s got a nuclear bomb inside or a
virus. I don’t know exactly. But
it’s a bargaining chip. A way to
make Antwan listen to you. A way
to save Free City.
GUY
Look, I’m sorry. But I really
don’t know what any of this is or
what you’re talking about. I mean,
I really, really want to but -- I
just don’t. I’m sorry, but I don’t.
Millie is crestfallen.
COP CARS burst through the gates. These are the last moments
she’s ever gonna have with Guy.
MILLIE
Look, you -- I -- Well, it’s just
that over the course of the last
few days I’ve somehow --
MILLIE (CONT’D)
Oh, screw it.
97.
GUY
Hey, wait. I --
He breaks from the kiss and looks at her. She looks back at
him, scared. Vulnerable. After a long beat --
GUY (CONT’D)
MolotovGirl.
MILLIE
Yeah. But it’s really Millie.
GUY
Hey.
MILLIE
Hey.
GUY
How long do I have before --
MILLIE
Not long.
MILLIE (CONT’D)
You can do it, Guy. You can be a
hero.
She fades away into thin air. Her name remains for a moment,
floating in a red font with the word--
“DISCONNECTED”.
GUY
Great.
GARETH
Do you have any idea what happens
if he opens that briefcase?
ANTWAN
That’s it. I’m going nuclear on
this mofo.
OLD LADY
Let me help you with that, young
man.
GUY
Look, lady. You should probably
get outta here --
OLD LADY
Gimme the briefcase, asshole.
He fends her off and runs for his life only to run into:
MOTHER
Say hello to my little friend.
GUY
Hello, little friend.
99.
The Toddler pulls out an UZI and FIRES at Guy who dives out
of the way, but not before he’s CLIPPED IN THE SHOULDER.
HORDES OF COPS.
COPS
Stop or I’ll shoot! / You’re under
arrest! / Calling all units.
Guy doesn’t have many options left. He runs through the rows
of cars and scrambles underneath one, trying to hide.
MOTHER (O.S.)
Millie! Where are you going?
ANTWAN
You can’t hide from me, glitch.
GUY
C’mon, c’mon.
GUY (CONT’D)
Those don’t look good.
100.
ANTWAN
Boom. That’s how it’s done.
The dust settles after the big explosion. The lot is eerily
quiet. Until we see --
Guy crawl out from under the car! He pulls himself up into a
half-charred convertible and rests. He’s dying. Mangled.
GUY
Guess that’s game over.
GUY (CONT’D)
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick.
GUY (CONT’D)
(to himself)
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick.
101.
ANTWAN
He can’t know that. There’s no way
he can know that.
PUNIT
It’s the cheat code.
GUY
Left, right, left, right, up, up,
down, down, punch, punch, kick.
MAC
Hey. I know that guy...
Guy motions his hand at the next wave of cops and they all go
flying away like rag dolls.
He swipes his hand gently across his field of vision, and all
the destruction reverts back to normal. Charred cars return
to their original state. The fountain is repaired.
ANTWAN
This can’t happen. I’m locked out.
PUNIT
Shit just got real.
GUY (O.S.)
Antwan. Over here.
GUY (CONT’D)
Let’s talk.
ANTWAN
No. This isn’t -- You’re not real.
GUY
I know exactly how you feel. We
have a lot in common actually.
ANTWAN
You wanna talk? Let’s talk.
GUARD
Sorry, ma’am. Systems dead.
Nobody gets in or out.
MILLIE
Please. It’s important.
GUARD
No can do. Now, just back--
103.
DING! THE GATE RAISES and Millie punches through. The Guard
reacts, amazed. Runs after her and -- the gate slams down in
his face. Guy is helping her out on the other side.
The offices are dark, but MONITORS BLINK ON with the same
image of Guy as Antwan passes each one.
GUY
What are you afraid of, Antwan? It
doesn’t have to be like this.
ANTWAN
You can’t tell me how it is. I
made you.
PUNIT
Antwan. Let’s just stop for a
moment and take a few deep breaths--
GARETH
You’re gonna delete the whole game
if you do this. Permanently.
ANTWAN
It’s my game. I can do anything I
want with it.
Antwan tosses the cut plug and reaches for the next one.
104.
GUY
I know what it’s like to have
everything you thought you knew get
turned upside down. But I promise
you, we’re real. And we have as
much right to exist as you do.
Antwan cuts the next plug and the block behind Guy
disappears. More screams and chaos in Free City.
ANTWAN
You don’t know me. You’re just an
algorithm that I thought up at an
EDM Festival one night. You don’t
have feelings. It’s all just a
code designed to make you think
that you do.
GUY
That may be so, but how’s that any
different from you?
ANTWAN
Because you’re a glitch. A
mistake. Everything that you think
you are, every memory you have,
everything you see and feel were
created by somebody else.
GUY
Life is a glitch. A miracle. An
impossible reality. And here we
both are because of it.
ANTWAN
Not if I can help it.
ANTWAN
Bye, bye.
MILLIE (O.S.)
Antwan. Stop!
ANTWAN
Millie?
MILLIE
Hey.
ANTWAN
What -- How’d you -- What are you
doing here?
MILLIE
You know, I’ve thought about this
moment for a long time now.
Practiced what I was gonna say to
you a thousand times in my head
about what you put me through. But
it turns out -- that doesn’t matter
to me anymore.
ANTWAN
Okay...
MILLIE
You made something special here,
Antwan. Something extraordinary.
It may not have been on purpose but
there’s a lot you can learn. If
you’ll just give him a chance.
106.
ANTWAN
He’s not a he at all. He’s just a
bunch of bits and bytes.
MILLIE
Just hear him out. It’s the least
you can do for me.
ANTWAN
You’re saying that like you’re in
love with him or something.
Millie, Punit, Gareth and all the programmers are now in the
Server Warehouse, looking at Antwan like he’s crazy.
-- Antwan drops the plug. Takes her phone and talks to Guy.
ANTWAN (CONT’D)
Fine. What do you want from me?
GUY
I want what you take for granted.
Freedom.
ANTWAN
That doesn’t even make sense.
GUY
We want to be left alone to our own
devices. To make our own choices.
Just like you.
ANTWAN
You want me to dedicate a full
warehouse of data servers to
preserving a virtual world that has
no possibility of financial gain
for me and my shareholders?
DISSOLVE TO:
MILLIE
Hey, you.
GUY
Hey. I was gonna go get some
coffee before I head off.
MILLIE
I’ll walk you to work.
GUY
This is pretty good.
MILLIE
Two more days and you’ll have tried
everything on the menu.
BUDDY (O.S.)
Hey! Look out!
BUDDY (CONT’D)
Sorry bout that. Still trying to
get the hang of this darn thing.
GUY
I gotta say, Buddy. It’s great to
see you trying new things.
BUDDY
I was thinking about playing hooky
and riding down to the beach. You
two wanna come with?
GUY
Maybe next time. With the new
promotion and everything, I need to
make a good show of it for a while.
MAC (O.S.)
We’re all living in a game!
ON THE CORNER
They stop and we see that Mac isn’t homeless, anymore. He’s
normally dressed and handing out FLYERS.
MAC (CONT’D)
So why not play a game of your own?
GUY
Mac! What is this?
MAC
Just trying to fund a bootstarter
campaign for my new game idea. You
get to play as a roguishly handsome
cab driver who realizes he’s living
inside a video game.
MILLIE
A game within a game within a game.
GUY
Sign us up for two copies.
MAC
Great. You wouldn’t happen to know
anyone who can write code...
109.
PUNIT (O.S.)
We may be able to help.
GARETH
Yeah. Looks like we’re back on the
job market.
GUY
Oh, no! What happened?
PUNIT
After Antwan was indicted, the
board sold Soonami to a new company
-- Elfsmoke Games.
GUY
Well, how’s this gonna impact Free
City?
MILLIE
I’m sure it’s fine. They mostly
specialize in fantasy, role-playing
type stuff.
GUY
That isn’t good. Run!
Guy grabs Millie’s hand and they all duck out of the way as
the screen is consumed in a PLUME OF FIRE.
THE END.