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Act2 - Chapter 1: And so it Begins


(This walkthrough assumes you are starting a new game from Chapter 5 and selected
Hermione as your waifu. It is highly recommended that you check “Show marks in the
letter” and “System cursor” in the options menu.)

Private Tutoring
Summon McGonagall informally > “Question about tutoring”
Summon Hermione officially > “Tutoring intro”

Diadem
Summon Helena > “About the diadem”
Talk to Sally > “About Helena…”
Wait for Sally to return (Do not answer the door for anyone until he’s back)
Talk with Sally > “About the diadem…”
Talk with Filch in the Abandoned Wing
Talk with Sally > “That went poorly”
Drinking game with Snape, place a bet for info
Recipe for Old Fashioned > Simply Syrup, Whiskey, Bitters
Haggle with Filch, GOOD LUCK!
(that’s all for this set in 0.5f)

New Brochure
Talk to Hagrid in Miniskirt quest line below, then summon him and he should arrive that
night at 22:00, and you will talk to him about more adult stuff, new market is on desk

Ghostly Gambit (Shower Scene)


Complete Miniskirt quest line below
Talk to Snape and buy the potion
Use it at 22:00
Faculties - Gryffindor
Summon Hermione officially > “First lesson” > She will schedule a time to come back in one
week
(Fast Forward using Time Turner and Right clicking the door, to sleep the day away)
1 week, she comes back to apologize > That is the end of tutoring with Hermione for 0.5F
Tutoring with the other Commissars is now open.

Faculties - Hufflepuff
Summon Susan officially >“Let the tutoring begin!”
Light the fire in the office > drag floo powder into fire > “Tutoring support” > Susan will visit
the next day
Summon Susan officially >“I have an idea...”
You can now summon Susan for a lesson both weekend days assuming you have completed
Fixing the lock > ​Admire the spanking​ > Repeat x8
Miniskirts Quest is now open.

Faculties - Ravenclaw
Summon Luna officially on Thursday > “Tutoring introduction”
Luna will now come to you every Thursday and you will need to pass her exams
(See Lun Quiz Answers below)
After helping her pass she will come visit on Friday >​ ​Admire the handbra​ > Unlocks raising
the level cap to 17
You will need to train all stats to level 17 and have completed ​Fixing the lock
Summon Luna officially > “About my reward...” > ​Admire the whole enchilada >​ Repeat x3

Faculties - Slytherin
Summon Daphne officially > “Let the tutoring begin!”
Summon Daphne officially > “More tutoring”
Summon Daphne officially > “Another lesson”
You can now talk to Sally if you have tutored all 4 girls
After you have the new brochure from Hagrid, buy the Happy Hunks mag (see above)
Drag it on the desk and split it apart
Buy the Witch to Women magazine in the Boni Boinka market
Drag either on the table and combine them
Mail it do Daphne, she will come back to tell your her opinion
Summon her and ask her more about it
Buy the Fleur de Oplus and mail it to her
Wait for her to come back and enjoy
After completing the miniskirt quest, buy Ghostly Gambit from Snape, use it at 22:00 to visit
the dorm and enter the shower.
Miniskirt Quest
Completely finish all 8 iterations with Susan
Talk to Sally, “About that skirt Susan had”
Use incendio on the fire, then floo powder, summon Amelia Bones, “About inspections”
Go into the Abandoned Wing, talk to Filch
Talk to Sally again, “Maybe you have some ideas”
Get an apparition potion from Snape
Go to the Abandoned Wing on Monday night using the potion
You will find out Hagrid was stealing undies, it’s a placeholder currently
Get another potion from Snape
Go to the entrance to meet Hagrid at 22:00 on Wednesday night
Go to Filch during the day, and bribe him, requires 1000 galleons
Get another potion from Snape
Go to the entrance at 22:00 on Wednesday and talk to Hagrid
Wait a week for Hagrid to make the shorter skirts, meet him at 22:00 Wednesday
Summon each of the main girls, “About the dress code"
Talk to Sally, “These skirts aren’t enough”
Go meet Hagrid, 22:00, Wednesday, entrance, he will give you a camera
Summon the girl you picked (waifu), “Maybe you can help…”
Talk to Sally, “So where was I with these skirts?” - this is hinting dialogue
Summon Hagrid by mail, meet him that night at 22:00 if you mail him before 22:00
Wait a week for Hagrid to make the shorter skirts, meet him at 22:00 Wednesday
Summon each of the main girls, “A better skirt..."
(that’s all for this set in 0.5f)

New Skills
Buy Manipulation/Fervor skill from the journal
Complete the Luna scene to open up your stats to 17
Raise them to 17 by training (See training notes about how to speed up training)
(that’s all for this set in 0.5f)

Luna Quiz Answers

Below are the answer to Luna’s quiz. Some questions have multiple correct answers.
● Which of the following is one of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law?
Money, Love, Food, Life ​or ​Knowledge
● What advance conjurations are good for keeping a person in place? ​Fulgari ​or
Incarcerous
● What effect does looking at a basilisk have? ​Petrification​ or ​Turn to stone
● What spell is of the conjuration branch? ​Incarcerous, Incendio, Aguamenti​, or ​Avis
● Through what manner must an object be hidden for revilio to work? ​Magical,
Incantation, Spell, Charm​ or ​Transfiguration
● What effect does the confundus charm have on your target? ​Confusion
● What charm is unique per caster? ​Expecto Patronum
● What book makes the reader start saying dirty limericks? ​Sonets of a Sorcerer
● Which of the following is a very powerful vanishing spell? ​Evanesco Maximus
● What advance conjurations are good for keeping a person in place? ​Orbis Incendio
or ​Flagello
● What charm does the hand of glory cast? ​Lumos​ or ​Sleeping
● What curses are unforgivable or forbidden? ​Crucio, Imperio, Avada Kedavra,
Cruciatus Curse, ​or​ Killing Curse
● What wand core is best suited for the dark arts?​ Augurey Tail Feather, Basilisk Skin,
Rougarou Hair, Dragon,​ or ​Acromantuala

Fixing the Elder Wand


Summon Hermione officially > “One more book” > Wait a day
Click on bookshelf > “ Mustering Magic to Repair All That’s Broken”

Classes
Talk to Sally > “Class activities”
Leave the office > Goto room 609 > Click on the empty portrait in the back of the room
Talk to Sally > “Class activities”
You can now watch the class being taught, which is used to get the answers for Luna’s
exams

Summon Daphne informally > “It seems you forgot” > Leave office at 10 am on a weekday
and click on the girl
Summon Luna informally > “It seems you forgot” > Leave office at 10 am on a weekday and
click on the girl
Summon Susan informally > “It seems you forgot” > Leave office at 10 am on a weekday and
click on the girl
Summon Hermione informally > “It seems you forgot” > Leave office at 10 am on a weekday
and click on the girl

Minigames
Increase Fervor skill to level 1
The fervor of passion
Summon your waifu unofficially > “Lets talk about something (Light)” > Fairly
straightforward memory game, you can use the Snipping Tool in Windows if you are terrible
at it

Act1 - Chapter 5: A New Leaf


(This walkthrough assumes you are starting a new game from Chapter 5 and selected
Hermione as your waifu. It is highly recommended that you check “Show marks in the
letter” and “System cursor” in the options menu.)

Introduction
A scene in Azkaban followed by a flashback where ​Helena Ravenclaw flashes her tits.​
Kindling joke #1, many more to come. The snitch will fly in, nothing can be done until a
quidditch glove is purchased. Sonya will pop up with message saying “You learned
something new!” These pop-ups can be disabled by selecting the Customize button.

Discuss commissar duties with girls


Summon each girl during the week
Attempt to leave the office
Train Intellect to level 3
Click on Bookshelf > “Shelf with magazines” > “Wizards health”
Train intellect once
Click on Bookshelf > “Bookshelf” > “Rummage through the bookshelf”
(every day before training Intellect)
Leave the office > “Open Sesame!” > Answers to riddles: ​river, shadow, promise, fire, secret
Summon each girl during the weekend
Leave the office and go to the main tower (middle of the map) at 10:00 or 14:00 and look
for the main girls and speak to them (they are not always present, Hermione appears to
require intellect of 4)
Summon the girls informally (Hermione, Susan and Luna will visit on Saturday and have a
drink with Marcus, Luna will appear during the week and show off the shorter skirt)
Summon Snape informally > “About these commissars”
Summon girls unofficially > “About commissar duties” > They will show off shorter skirts
Summon Snape informally > “The commissars never listen...”
Click on Desk > “Write letter to the council” > Letter will show up a day later
Summon Snape informally > “Ministry follow up”
Speak to Sally (portrait) > “A touch choice…”
Light Path: Dear Diary...
Train Perception to level 4
Close the window in the office > Light the fireplace
Goto Ravenclaw dorm room on a weekend > speak with Flitwick’s protrait
Summon McGonagall informally > “The money question” > “Accept”
Complete intro of ​Baker’s delight ​or ​Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve
Next day a letter from the council should arrive on the owl > ​Tutor achievement
Summon McGonagall informally > “About girls diaries”
Goto each dorm room and search in the cabinents > Speak to Sally > “That damn diary”
Summon each girl > “More tampering with clothing” or “Checking for jinxes” > Drag diary
from inventory onto desk
Summon each girl > “Take a seat and relax” > Need legilimency skill as well as level 5 in the
respective stat for each girl (Daphne - Brutality, Hermione - Intellect, Luna -
Perception,Susan - Control) or use the influence skill (1 week cooldown after use) to
proceed
Train skills to acquire enough points to purchase legilimency stat > Requires both influence
and x-ray level 1 to be purchased first

Legilimency mechanics:
A thought bubble will pop up that acts like the wheels on a slot machine. You need
to stop on the most frequently appearing object in the cycle. The frequency of that
object increases proportional to how high your perception stat is. You will need to
drag the respective girls diary from inventory onto the desk and type in the name of
the object. The correct entries are shown below.

Bag

Comb
Ring

Joe Banks

Book

Lipstick

Monster

Perfume
Rose

Shoes

Pie

Bear

After unlocking all of the diaries > ​Knowledge is Power achievement


Summon Susan informally > close the window and light the fire > “Let’s have a drink…
(Bonus) > ​Admire the nips
Summon Luna informally > close the window and light the fire > “Let’s have a drink…
(Bonus) > ​Admire the titty drop
Summon Daphne informally > close the window and light the fire > “Let’s have a drink…
(Bonus) > ​Admire the abs
Summon Hermione informally > close the window and light the fire > “Let’s have a drink…
(Bonus) > ​Admire the cleavage... I guess…. FUCK THIS GAME THERE IS NO DP OR ATM!!!

Dark Path:
Work in progress
Find a way to break IMVOIS
(After completing the light path or the dark path)
Train perception to level 6 > train intellect to level 5​ > enter the office bedroom and solve
the puzzle > ​Open and Shut Case achievement
Drag the Elder Wand from inventory onto the desk

Solving the bedroom puzzle

The drawers and doors have numbers, Marcus will tell you this…

Start at the marked door/drawer


X = Closed
O = Opened

IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH THIS PUZZLE - TRY TO CLICK ON THE MIRROR IN THE
BACKGROUND TO GET A HINT ABOUT SOLVING THE PUZZLE!
This is what the “markings” are:

EVEN THOUGH ALL THE DRAWERS START CLOSED, YOU MUST CLICK EACH ONE IN ORDER
FROM THE WHERE THE CODE IS CARVED ON THE FURNITURE AND EITHER OPEN OR CLOSE
THE DRAWERS/DOORS IN ORDER

Some examples courtesy of pasol4


Look into Helena Ravenclaw
Summon Snape informally > “About Helena…”
Summon McGonagall informally > “About Helena…”
Light the fire in the office > Drag floo powder into fire > “Helena inquiry” > Receive “Old
Newspapers” next day >
Train intellect to level 6 > Drag “Old Newspapers” onto desk
Speak with Merlin’s portrait (first hallway on the ceiling) > Drag “Photo of some girl” onto
Merlin
Wait until the next day > Speak with Merlin’s portrait > Wait until the next day again > Speak
with Merlin’s portrait > Speak with Andromeda’s portrait (Second hallway on the left)
Speak with Sally > “About Andromeda” > Wait until the next day > “So did you get it…” >
Speak with Andromeda’s portrait
Summon Helena informally > “Let's make a deal” > Drag diadem onto Marcus > Wait until
next day
Speak with Sally > “So about the diadem...”
Summon Hermione officially > “Assistance with some research” > Wait a day
Summon Hermione officially > “What did you find about the diadem?”
Train control to level 10 > Put on the diadem > This allows you to advance to Act II
Choose the girl you’d like to see a little more off

Apple of Discord
Summon Daphne officially > “Swimsuit” > “Insist” > “Peek” you won’t be able to yet
regardless of stat > “Take a step back” > Wait a day
Summon Daphne officially > “I need your… assistance...” > “Right now” requires brutality
level 2 > “Peek” requires brutality level 3 > “Tease” > “Sniff” because you know you wanted
to...
Summon Daphne officially > “Swimsuit” > “Insist” > “Peek” requires brutality level 6 to fully
complete > ​Admire dat ass
You will need to repeat this on Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday and one other day to
see all 5 swimsuits. Peeking is not required each time. After wearing all 5 swimsuits
summon once more and she will refuse to wear it
Speak with Sally > “I need to buy some underwear”
Visit Slytherin dorm > Speak with Salazar’s portrait > Click on nightstand drawer
Click on desk > Package icon > Huntress > Buy 4 of each item when you have the money >
Wait a day
Summon Daphne officially and attach one of the items (repeat with both items)

The above will need to be repeated for each girl. You waifu will let you pick which swimsuit
to try on.

Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve (Ginny Quest)


Leave the office > Visit the abandoned tower > Click on door > “Ask about a glove” >
Purchase for 201 galleons
Wait until the next day to receive the catcher’s mitt > Click on the snitch one it comes in
(leave your mouse about two thirds of the way up the screen in the center)
Ginny will visit to look for the snitch > “Heckle”
Summon McGonogall informally > “About Miss Weasley”
Ginny will visit to look for the snitch > “Offer Assistance”
Close the window > Summon Ginny officially > “Release the snitch” > “Hard Difficulty”
(leave your mouse about two thirds of the way up the screen in the center, click alot) >
Quick Hands achievement
Ginny will visit > “Let me hear it”
Summon McGonogall informally > “Assistance with Ginny” > She will refuse to help
Summon McGonogall informally > “Assistance with Ginny”
Summon McGonogall informally > “Assistance with Ginny”
Visit Gryffindor dorm during 11:00 on a weekday > Click on the teddy bear
Go back to the office > Drag Ginny’s diary from inventory onto Marcus
Summon Snape unofficially > “Ask about charms”
Train perception to level 4 > Visit Ravenclaw dorm on a weekend > Click on Flitwick’s
portrait (top right corner of screen)
Summon Ginny informally > Watch the thought bubble and look for the item that is not
greyed out. This may require training perception to level 6 to do successfully. The answer
choices are Snitch, Dildo, Quaffle, Broom, Wand or Book
Visit Gryffindor dorm room at 11:00 during a weekday > Drag diary from inventory onto the
bear
Summon Ginny informally > You either need to train brutality to level 5 or use influence
when she walks in to proceed.
Click on desk > Order “Flying Faun” from Boni Bonka (see ​Buying gifts​ if you don’t have it)
Summon Ginny informally > Attach the Flying Faun as a gift > You either need to train
brutality to level 5 or use influence when she walks in to proceed.
Summon Ginny informally (she won’t show up until Wednesday)
Leave the office at 11:00 on a weekday > Drag the Cather’s Mitt from inventory to the
portrait of a quidditch player
Summon Ginny informally > Attach the Catcher’s Mitt as a gift

Minigames

A game of wits
Train intellect to level 4
Summon Hermione officially > “A game of wits” > “Why not?” > “Easy difficulty”

You will have to solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle. Repeat the activity two more times. You will
then move onto higher difficulties which split the puzzle into more pieces. The difficulty can
be reduced by training intellect to level 5 or 6.

Then watch the following video for instruction on how to solve a sliding puzzle
https://youtu.be/P9Xib-dWlqU

Baker’s delight: intro


Leave the office > Goto Abandoned Wing > Talk to Fitch
Light the fire in the office > drag floo powder into fire > “Susan’s surprise”
Summon Susan informally > “Surprise” > She will leave and come back later
When Susan returns > “Definitely!” > “Put it in my mouth” > See answer key below > ​Admire
the nipslip
Answer key:
“Hmm,sour barely noticeable... mostly sweet” > Strawberry
“Hmm, very sweet and yet smooth” > Huckleberry
“Hmm, sweet with a bit of barely noticeable tartness”> Cherry
“Hmm, quite tart but the sweetness of the cake has masked it” > Raspberry
Light the fire in the office > drag floo powder into fire > “More sweets” > Susan visits >
repeat the process until Amelia tells you no
Summon Susan officially > “Baker’s delight” > This

Baker’s delight
Summon Susan officially > “Baker’s delight” > She will return at a later time and ask you a
question about one of the cakes, see the corresponding answers below
Summon Susan officially > “Baker’s delight” > She will decline to proceed
Complete ​Buy Gifts ​section > Click on desk > Buy “Cherry Chocolate Cake” from Boni Bonka
> Wait until the next day when it arrives
Summon Susan ​informally​ and attached the cake as a gift > See answers below
Summon Susan officially > Baker’s delight” > See answers below
Summon Susan officially > “Baker’s delight” > She will decline to proceed
Keep leaving the office at 10 and 14 until you see her sitting below Merlin’s portrait > talk to
her
Summon Susan officially > Baker’s delight” > See answers below
Summon Susan officially > Baker’s delight (bonus)” > ​Admire the treats ​> ​Taste tester
achievement

Baker’s delight answers:

Strawberries

Blueberries

Cherries
Ice-cream

Strawberries and cranberries

Light chocolate cream with bananas, pineapple and kiwis

Grapefruit

Berries

Gooseberry

Miscellaneous

Buying gifts
Summon Snape informally > “Alternative exit”
Drag apparition potion onto Marcus > Goto Courtyard > Click on Bulletin Board > Click on
Boni Bonka

Time Turner (need Perception level 4)


Summon McGonagall informally > “About a time turner”
Summon Snape informally > “Alternative exit”
Drag apparition potion onto Marcus > Goto Courtyard > Click on shiny object on the dirt
Time turner mechanics:
Click on the clock, the GUI is located in the upper left. Select which skill to focus on
and then click on the hour glass and it will forward your to Friday of that week. It
increases the associated skill by about 2 levels and the others by one level
depending on what day of the week you stated from. As of version 0.5.1 You will
gain more levels by just training the skill manually throughout the week. There is a 7
day cooldown after using the time turner.

Mermaid’s treasure
Leave office during the morning > Click on town > Click on bubbles > “I am not from here” >
“Naturalist” > “Dive in” x2 (repeat this ten times) ​> ​Nearly Neanderthal achievement​ > “Ask
for shells” > “I am only interested in these shells” > “I want the shells” > “Lie” > “Make a
deal” > “Negotiate” > ​She sell sea shells by the seashore achievement
Summon Snape informally > “Look what I found”
Summon McGonagall officially and attach the seashell as a gift > “I have something for
you…” > “Relaxed” > “Give the shells” (requires 5 brutality) > Wait until the next day
Summon McGonagall officially > “About your experiments” (repeat x3) > ​Admire old boobs

Fixing the lock


The combo to the door lock will appear to be etched into your desk once your perception is
higher than X. It is etched just above the left drawer. Additionally, if you proceed through
Ginny’s questline, it will appear on her desk.
Enter the combo into the door > ​Brute force achievement

Check on the horny portrait


Leave office during the morning > Click Violetta’s portrait (first hallway on the left) requires
brutality level 5

Additional Daphne Scenes


Purchase “Fleur de Oplus” and “Whimsy Witch’s Water” from Boni Bonka catalogue
Summon Daphne officially and attach one of the gifts. She will give you back the bathwater,
quickly drag it from inventory onto her > ​Make them Wet achievement​ > “Peek” > ​Admire
dem tittays
Old Walkthrough Material
Act1 - Chapter 4
The following chapter has a fluid structure to it. You need to solve three major problems to
advance the story:
1. Get addresses of all four prefects.
2. Solve their respective problems.
3. Receive the support from them as prefects.

Wizard’s Health
Marcus will find himself in the office now, with shit to do. If he feels inclined he should
browse the magazine content to find himself an introduction to the stats system. Here you
will also see that you have Path abilities now in your journal. The first 2 are passive abilities
which are unlocked by progress.
Apologize to Professor Minerva McGonogall

Getting around the castle


You may find that to garner more details, you need better access to the school. But when
you try to exit the office via the door, you meet your old ​friend​ - Nola Kori. After several
attempts you realize that it’s not possible to get past her just yet. So you’ll have to come
with another way of leaving the office. Try asking one of your colleagues.
Prefect’s Addresses
Marcus is baffled by the fact that he has no way to communicate or summon prefects. They
won’t respond to official letters to their houses, and no one is giving him their personal
addresses. The only clue he has - the papers left by the girls in their previous visits.
Even more exposition you now have to go through, you need to read each paper at least
once.
Due to the bullshit content of the papers, Marcus runs into the problem of understanding
them. He may want to ask someone for help, but who can he talk to?
In order to get Snape’s help, you need to remove the mark “Official” from the letter, you
can do so by clicking on it in the right upper corner of the letter. You must then offer alcohol
before trying to address the issues of prefects.
When you acquire the appropriate assistance you will have items which you must use.
How to use those items:
Photo - apply to the table, after closing the curtains.
Pills - use on the door to the bedroom after 22:00.
Nuts - give them to the Phoenix.
Powder - use on the lit fireplace.
Using photograph on the table, get Marcus caught masturbating by Helena Ravenclaw. She
will set a number of task for him.
You will need to summon Helena again without “Official” seal and ask her for a photo.
Then you will have to agree to “use” that photo.
After that is done, Helena will tell you to return this photo to Daphne. You need to agree.

Trying to get some shut eye. while reading Luna’s papers will lead you into her dreams. Luna
will promise to come in and bring more of her papers with her.

Falling asleep behind Susan’s papers will be interrupted by her Aunt. She will ask a certain
favour from Marcus, give him a hint, and make sure that Susan will visit him some time
soon.

Trying playing with Phoenix will result in tragedy. Hermione will come to your rescue.
You will need to apologise to her while she is in your office.

Girls will visit you after their lessons (from 15 until 17) without summoning.
You need to stretch the dialogue with them as long as possible.
If you fail to get an address - repeat the procedure with the item, to get another shot at it.

Prefects’ Meeting
After receiving their addresses, Marcus can now summon the prefects. However, they won’t
help him, since they have their own problems which they are working on in a so-called
“Perfects’ Meeting”.
Here you will come across your second unlock of a passive ability, it requires no points. But
you will want to. Talk to Minerva about the meetings.
To complete this stage, you need every prefect to agree to help you.
Summon any prefect and talk about getting the support of her house.

Once you figure out that none of the girls want to help you, Marcus will decide to talk with
his portrait. They will come up with three possible solutions to the predicament.
Click on the portrait and in one of the categories choose the location of meetings.

Marcus needs to find out where meetings take place, and infiltrate one of such meetings. He
has three ways to do so: get someone’s help, act from the shadows or earn trust.
Getting someone’s help, requires you to talk with Amelia Bones and discuss the meetings
with her. Following day, you need to talk with her again and get the required information.
Acting from the shadows, send your portrait to spy on girls between 20 and 22, then you will
need to check the information you get from him with one of the girls.
To earn trust, you need to complete papers’ route with one of the girls and the repaired
broom for 50 coins. You have to fly out between 22 and 23 in the direction to the house of
the girl you want to earn trust with.

Once you find out about the location of the meetings, Marcus will need to find a way to
learn what girls discuss during these meetings.
Click on a portrait and talk about the topics of the meetings.

Once again, you have three ways to find out what’s going on
You can summon Helena, talk with her about meetings and talk with her again the following
day.
For shadow route, talk with the Hat and ask him to talk with elves, check with the Hat the
following day. And check the information you got with one of the girls next day, but it has to
be a different girl from the one you talked before.
You need a new broom. You will have to continue with the same girl you choose in the last
stage. You need to fly toward the North Wing (tower next to the office) between 22 and 23
hours.

Marcus finds out that girls have problems with swimsuits. But he needs more information.
Once again, three routes you can follow
(there’s only one route, steal the swimsuits from the girls on their days.) Use the notes in
the journal if you cannot remember whose day is what. There is also a video of this on the
IW Youtube: ​https://www.youtube.com/TeamSadCrab
Swimsuits Part 1 and 2.
Support route, burn Phoenix, and steal Hermione’s swimsuit with magic (on a day of
uniform swimsuit) while she is busy resurrecting the Phoenix.
Shadow route, ask Minerva to join in on one of the meetings (on a day of uniform swimsuit).
Again, you need to confirm the info with one of the girls.
Earning trust, summon the girl you going for and choose the suit options in the clothes
menu.

Hurray, you found out what the problem is. Talk with the Hat to find out what to do next.
Click on the Hat and talk about your next steps.

Marcus need to complete the first step explained to him by the Hat.
Use Hermione’s swimsuit on the Hat, you can get it by stealing when visiting Gryffindor
dorms with Minerva on Monday
or
By stealing them from her bag, when she resurrects the Phoenix.
You also need to steal the swimsuits of the other girls and give them to the Hat, so he knows
their sizes.
Now you need to complete the second step.
During the lunch break, go with Minerva to dorms of three prefects (Susan, Luna and
Daphne) and steal their favourite swimsuits.
To do so, go to Daphne’s dorm on Tuesday, Luna - on Thursday and Susan - on Saturday.
After you get their swimsuits, talk with the Hat and get the relevant swimsuits for them,
then put them in their dorms on Sunday.
You need to do it all in a course of one week, or you will need to start the whole process
again.

After this nightmare is done, he needs to check on the results in one of these ways.
Find Filch, talk with him and check with the final girl.
If you chose the trust route, summon the chosen girl and talk with her.

Finding out about his failure, Marcus can discuss the problem with the hat once more.
Summon Snape without the “Official” seal and have a drink with him.

Dialogue with Snape will reveal a few things and give Marcus and idea.

Marcus needs to discuss his idea with the girls.


Summon each prefect and talk about your idea.

School Problems
Marcus by himself cannot understand what motivates the girls. He needs to talk with his
portrait.
Talk with Sally on serious topics.

Sally will tell you to figure it out on your own or get help from someone who knows girls
well.
You can study papers for the Hat
Or
Get him the panties of every girl if you have completed the meetings branch.

To study papers, Marcus will need to look for a codex in Dumbledore’s office, so he can
check the rules, for each girl
You need to read three pages of the Codex for each girl
Hermione - 89, 567, 1234.
Daphne - 64, 256, 1024.
Susan - 88, 555, 2222.
Luna - 27, 243, 2187.
Alternatively, if it is 10 in the morning, you can choose to go through the rulebook, that will
cause you to go through the needed pages, without actually reading them.
After receiving the information from papers and codex, Marcus can ask Hat to help him.
Talk with him about every girl, you have information on
Finding out about girls’ true motivations, Marcus now need to convince them how their
current ways are wrong way to achieve what they want.
Talk with every girl about papers
Failing to convince anyone, Marcus now should talk with Snape to figure out what to do
next.
Relaxing with Snape. talk with him about introducing a new position.
Snape has his doubt, you need to talk with him some more.
Explain the benefits of new position and that girls are ready to leave their current positions.
Marcus and Snape decide to create the new position.
Marcus can now talk with girls about solving their problems through the new position.
Talk with girls about the position through the dialogues about papers.
After all that has been done, you can write to the Council about new position.

Almost there
Once you tell a girl about new position and rules, you can ask for her help again.
Summon each girl and talk about getting help from her.
You may have to summon Hermione two times to talk about the new position vs the 1 time
that you talk to everyone else. Just remember, you will need to skip forward in time to have
the girls auto summon about the new position and talk to Snape each time after you have
talked to all of them and finally gained house support. At which point, AGAIN you have to
forward time to get a second auto summon for EACH girl.

Once chapter 4 is complete, you will see the pensieve smoking, click it to continue to the
next chapter.

Act 1 - Chapter 3
Another vision, Lord tells the prefects to prepare for the extremely long night as a part of his
new harem.
Marcus comes to his senses, slouched over on the floor. He hears Minerva entering the
room, and her talking with the portrait, as well as the portrait trying to convince Minerva to
pull a Bill Cosby on Marcus. Minerva almost agrees but is spooked by Marcus coming back to
his senses.
We learn that after spending so much time with the drunken and perverted Marcus, the
portrait is now a perfect image of the worst version of Marcus. And that Marcus was
knocked out by a statue, that somehow fell out of the wardrobe (magic bitches!).
You need to search the wardrobe and drag the statue to your inventory, and then use it on
the table.
Marcus decides to keep his promise and become a better person. But the months-long
binge took its toll on him. He fails miserably at doing anything, which encourages him to do
something about it.
You need to train all four of your characteristics at least once to solve the statue puzzle. You
can do so by clicking on the table and doing the respective trainings. This will be expanded
on by stats being meaningful in future versions. Do not waste your time raising your stats
beyond 1 point.
When Marcus tries to solve the puzzle of the statue, he starts getting visits from the
prefects. This time they bring papers and ask for his assistance in changing things about the
IMVOIS codex. Still a bit hungover and being a bit dim with such complicated issues. He
decides to be an asshole, Marcus sends them away, saying he is not yet prepared to deal
with such things.
When all the puzzles are solved, Marcus completes one final check on the statue.
You need to click the top circle on the statue puzzle which teaches you…nothing. But you
can continue the story!
Final inspection of the statue reveals something that would only make it into a crazy game
like this, an exact copy of our protagonist’s mother’s vagina! Marcus is now forced to accept
the fact that his mother might have been a tad more corrupt than he thought and it is
unlikely that she was anything but a thot. Once again, he thinks to himself that he needs to
change and strive for better.
As soon as, Marcus goes to sleep, he is visited by Snape, who wants to share a drink with
him. This results in another lengthy dialogue during which both learn something new about
their respective pasts.
Marcus tells Snape that he wants to look into the Mirror of Erised to learn what it is he truly
wants. Severus tells him that access to such a powerful artifact is limited to the proper staff
of school. And the easiest way to attain such status is to become a professor, which is also a
very hard thing to do, since you need to jump through numerous hoops of plot convenience
and receive the support from pretty much everyone at school, which seems like an
impossible task, since pretty much everyone at school hates Marcus.
There is currently no Mirror of the Erised… however, we have made pretty menus.
Marcus then proceeds to ask Snape, just how long will he remain at school, who
conveniently, tells him that Tom told him that he isn’t coming back, and that Marcus will
stay as a temp as long as they don’t find someone else who they can trust more. (Read -
never, since putting time limits on gameplay is stupid.)
Marcus with Snape’s help decides to come up with a new subject to teach, so he can
become the professor in that subject and gain access to the mirror.
Again there is currently no Mirror of the Erised…

Act 1 - Chapter 2
You have a vision, as Lord, he is the headmaster of Hogwarts and demands Snape to send
him all four of the previously met girls to serve in his harem. Scene ends with a duel.
Marcus sleeps at the table, and is found by Minerva, who tells him that it is already the 1st
of September and proceeds to ask him to follow her.
You have to choose the East Wing.
Marcus will proceed to give a very rude speech about the school and students. During which
he also learns that all the four girls, he met previously are prefects in their respective
houses.
Minerva will drag Marcus back to the office and forbids him from going out ever again, or at
least until Marcus apologises. Marcus decides to continue the path of self-destruction and
drinks heavily.
You need to close the curtain
Left-click, and choose “close”
Or, one right-click on the curtain.
You now need to open the wardrobe, drag alcohol to your inventory and then use it one
bottle at a time on the table.
During his lengthy binge, Marcus will be visited by the prefects. Marcus continues his
drunken ways and manages to spoil his relationships even further.
When the alcohol finally runs out, Marcus will cut his leg on the shards of glass… he must
tend to it.
Open your inventory and drag the ether onto Marcus. Unsurprisingly, Marcus just drinks
the ether.
He is then visited by Snape and an argument ensues. We find out that all the items Marcus
has used are a part of Dumbledore's personal collection. We also find out, why Marcus
hates Snape: Marcus is convinced that Snape has seduced his mother. Snape denies this
fervently.
They get into a duel. Marcus fails miserably, Snape wins. Snape makes another remark
about Marcus’s behaviour and leaves.
The sorting hat then falls on our defeated protagonist. As it wakes up, it has a conversation
with Marcus. Marcus complains about his failings and Hat motivates our hero, by giving him
a new perspective on the past events. Marcus swears to stop drinking and decides to
become a better person.
Once again, more shit falls on the head of our protagonist and he loses consciousness.
We wake up back in Azkaban, where the Lord has another conversation with Petrius, after
which he is sent back through the pensieve.
Click on the pensieve.

Act 1 - Chapter 1
After another dialogue back in Azkaban, Marcus will be back in the headmaster’s office,
where he now wants to abuse his power as the headmaster:
Click on the table and choose a topic for your executive order.
However, he will be interrupted by Minerva, who tells him that as he is only temporary
replacement, he doesn't have the power a permanent headmaster would have. Due to
boredom, Marcus decides to look around, hoping to find something to alleviate his
boredom.
Choose the right shelf and click on the letter addressed to Dumbledore.
From his search of the office, Marcus learns that Dumbledore left for an unknown period of
time to relax from the mortal coils he had to endure as the everlasting Headmaster of
Hogwarts.
An hour passes, and Marcus is now visited by Snape. We learn of the reasons for their
conflict. Snape accuses Marcus of boning his own sister and all the consequences that
followed.
Marcus denies that this ever happened and tries to look for something to exonerate him.
At the same time, Marcus’s owl, Googlyeye, finally makes it to the office. With the owl at his
disposal. Marcus then decides to summon Minerva, as he believes her to be the only person
who wouldn’t lie to him about what happened with his sister, since he had a memory wipe.
Click on the owl, choose Minerva’s portrait in the stamp window and send the letter by
putting your seal on it.
Just a few moments later, his owl will come back with an answer that Minerva will come at
10pm.
You now have to skip time using the clock:
Press on the portrait on the clock.
Or, right-click on the clock, to skip one hour at a time.
Once it is 10pm, Minerva will arrive as she said:
You need to open the door
Click on the door and choose the option to let the person in.
Or, right-click on the door.
From talking with Minerva, Marcus finds out that most of Snape told him could be true. In fit
of anger he kicks the wardrobe, resulting in a pouch with coins falling out, which he decides
to use to drown his sorrows in alcohol.
Marcus will now need to find himself a drinking companion and alcohol:
Click on the wardrobe and drag the canvas to your inventory.
Click on the table and confirm the purchase of “Assortie”
In order to remember about the purchase and delivery, Marcus puts a notice on the clock
marking the time of arrival of the package.
To skip time:
Press on the marker on the clock and confirm skip. Then Marcus will just fall asleep and
wake up at the table at 10:00, when the package arrives.
Click on the door on the right side, where you will find a bedroom, confirm sleep until
morning. Then Marcus woll wake up at the table at 10:00.
Marcus will now be able to pick up the package.
Click on it to confirm the pick up.
Now that Marcus has everything he needs, he will need to figure out just to do with the
items in his inventory.
Click on the fireplace to start it.
Use on the lit up fireplace, alcohol and canvas, in any order.
Marcus will now drink and enjoy his newly found company.
Spending the evening in perpetual drinking, Marcus will wake up back in Azkaban. After
having a short convo with Petrius, he will need to back into the pensieve.
Click on the pensieve.

Prologue
The game starts in the Azkaban. You are introduced to Lord Rattlesnake who has been
visited by the Minister for Magic, Petrius, who is supposedly an old friend of the Lord. He is
accompanied by an auror – Xandria. He then proceeds to ask questions about the Lord’s
past, which the Lord doesn’t want to answer. Here he uses his memory wipe as an excuse…
The first action that needs to be taken is putting some clothes on the Lord. Clothes hide the
informant-snake:
You have to make sure the snake gets away unnoticed: talk to Xandria and prove your
masculinity!
During the commotion (Xandria gasps, Lord laughing, Petrius, hating the whole situation),
the snake then escapes. After that, you will be able to interact with your surroundings:
You should now pick up your clothes and put them on.
The dialogue will continues, Xandria will move toward the door ensuring you cannot escape.
Petrius will bring out the pensieve in order for you to relive your memories:
Click on the pensieve after the dialogue ends.
When the Lord is back in his memories, he is him former self - Marcus Redblack, who has
just disembarked the train and on his way to Hogwarts. However, before he can arrive…
You must send notice of your arrival and go to Hogsmeade.
The scene changes. You will now observe an exposition dialogue between Dumbledore and
Snape, you learn that Marcus has arrived at Hogwarts to take the position of head nurse
after the unfortunate death of Madam Pomfrey. At the same time, Dumbledore is planning
to leave school for an unknown period, due to some magical disease.
The next morning, Marcus decides to wander around Hogwarts, despite not being invited to
do so by anyone.
You must pick up the panties hanging off the broomstick on the rock.
But before he manages to get inside, he is intercepted by Hagrid, who Marcus isn’t happy to
see. Hagrid won’t allow Marcus to wander around by himself, so you need to distract him
somehow:
Give him the panties you have picked up from the broomstick stuck in the rock.
Another exposition dialogue between Dumbledore and Minerva occurs. Dumbledore leaves
her the instructions for his absence and the arrival of Marcus and his own replacement -
Marcus’s father, Tom Riddle. Though the latter one is nowhere to be seen, so the Ministry
will have to send a temporary replacement.
Marcus will cross the bridge and approach the school gates. But will once again be stopped,
now by a senior student, Nola Korri, who believes him to be a transfer student. She
demands him to prove he is a student or prove that his is indeed a staff member by showing
his authority within the school by interrupting the kissing couple.
However, since Marcus doesn’t work at the school yet, the couple doesn’t listen to him.
Marcus learns that girl has a weird affinity for the owls, ultimately coming up with the
solution to his problem by using his owl on the notice board. You can also try using the owl
on the couple, however that will lead to failure (or not work at all).
However, this problem requires two solutions: you must now figure out what to do next, as
the couple will continue with their immoral ways.
You now have to command your owl to get to work.
Suddenly the couple is horrified and will disperse, Nola will now let Marcus in. But before he
gets inside, she will ask him: Who he truly is?
Here your dialogue choices will impact achievements.
Onto the next dialogue scene: Severus is talking with Minerva. Severus is annoyed by the
need to deal with finding a temporary replacement, Marcus’s arrival more so, since he will
be a new head nurse. Minerva proposes a scheme: use Marcus as a temporary replacement
for the headmaster, find a new head nurse and get rid of Marcus completely once Tom
Riddle arrives. Both agree to the proposed scheme.
Marcus, finally, enters the castle. And, (if he wants to), can now check the houses of
Hogwarts. At any point you can go back to Hogsmeade and skip the rest of the day, or just
look around, there might be hidden content!
If you want to check the houses, you will run into the problem, since Marcus doesn’t know
the passwords for the doors, to find clues:
You need to go back to the entrance and check the notice board. On the notice board you
should find all four clues.
After finding all the clues, Marcus can now go and check the Houses of Hogwarts. After a
short run at trying to figure out the password, Marcus will run into the students. However,
he will both fail to introduce himself and get into the house quarters. Failing with every
single house, he will return to Hogsmeade.
In parallel to these events, all students Marcus encountered leaving their house quarters,
will visit Dumbledore and demand certain changes to the existing school rules. Knowing that
he won’t have to deal will all this crap next year, Dumbledore manages to persuade them to
return with these problems at the start of the next student year.
The following morning, Marcus will receive a letter, inviting him to talk to Dumbledore.
You now have to visit Dumbledore in his tower by clicking on it on the map.
Once you arrive, Marcus will have a long dialogue with Dumbledore with exposition about
the current school affairs, Marcus’s future position as a nurse and some other random bits.
Marcus will leave with the plan to get keys to his new office and the official papers from
Minerva the following day.
The next morning, Marcus will go back to Headmaster’s office, but on the way there he will
be entranced by the thought of continuing his private medical practice:
You will now have an option of putting an advert for his private practice on the entrance
board, before returning to the Headmaster’s office.
Finally, when he arrives, Marcus learns that he will now be a temporary headmaster and
that he will never be a nurse in this school.
In the end of heated exchange, Petrius will invade Marcus’s conciseness and tell him to
come back to reality:
You can to do so by clicking on pensieve.

Side Items
Ginny side quest
A snitch appears at the start of the 4th or 5th chapter, do you have the patience to capture
it? First you will need a glove, but where to find one? Have your wallet ready!
As Finch for a glove after obtaining a broom.

Next you will need to impress the young lady with your snitch catching skills.
You must release the snitch to initiate the game. If you can’t figure it out, she will eventually
tell you what to do. Close the window...
Next, there is nothing to hide, get a real mouse out and try to catch it. I will give you a hint,
it always flies to the middle, don’t spaz out trying to catch it, the speed slightly changes each
game, so you may find it easier to catch than other times.

Now you will get to drink with the poor lass, she might want to tell you a joke, let’s hope you
have a good sense of humour, or a bad one?

After this persistence will really pay off, drink with Minerva, listen to her a few times and
she might grant you access to the Gryffindor Dormitory to snoop around. But be quick
about it, that wench wants that key back when she says! And Ginny will only be gone on
Saturday at Hogsmeade.

Then you will need to find Ginny’s diary (All of Ginny is accessible from chapter 4 or 5, if you
fuck up the key, you can remedy it in chapter 5, as it’s not required there.)

Once you have found her diary, there will be a key word you must type to unlock the diary.

To understand the key word, you must summon Ginny and practice legilimency. The higher
your perception, the easier this task is. There will be a random key word which you will
have to guess. Loading a saved game, will not work , the value will be false.
Once you have guessed the right answer and unlocked the diary, you will need to put it back
in her dorm before she finds out. Then you will need to summon Ginny informally in a way
that pleases her. Either send a Flying Flaun, used influence or have your brutality level 6. To
get anything from the market, you need to read, “Bitches love gifts” above.
Once you have done this, she will arrive and you will talk to her about why she cannot focus,
however, she will dismiss your idea as a joke.

She will suggest you look around the castle after this for a solution to her quidditch focus…
but instead you will find an alternative method. You need to drag the quidditch glove onto
the Gwenog Jones portrait in the corridor outside the classroom. Upon doing so, it will be
explained to you that there is a charm on this item, and it should only be used during
practices. You will need to summon Ginny informally with a method that will help her in
quidditch, it requires an item (quidditch glove) be sent to her with the summons.

Ginny will come back after practice, she can’t clear her mind….

After this, summon ginny again, you need to use influence on her. Get her to mastubate
before the match, at which point she clears her mind and wins. She comes back…. and will
reward you. Replay this scene to unlock clothing options and get her naked.

Batty bitch with baffling questions (Luna Quiz)


Ah, some actual NSFW stuff you say? Dafuq is going on here!
You must answer the quiz correctly, 3 times to see anything and you see more as you have
progressed through the game, read all the papers, solve her problems and then go through.
Keep in mind, Luna’s quiz appears in a random order each time with a random set of
questions from a pool, here are all the answers in that pool (except one that is generated
dynamically)
Lesbians, Signatures, Slytherin, Editor, They are a menace!, Disclosure rules, 10, Count
portraits in the hallway, I love them, Public reporting, To be questioned using legilimency,
Detection spells, 27, 243, 2187, Public affection, Marks on wand, Marks on wand, Needle,
Wednesday

Xandria is always a bitch


Somewhere somehow, you can visit Azkaban at will and try to get in her pants.

More tits
During further talks with Snape, we may be able to find our way around the school grounds
at night. Who knows what will come of this!
Dat ass
You now have a chance to see Hermione’s ass when she’s feeding the phoenix. This may
require several repetitions to achieve it.

Hagrid stories
After finishing Helena’s challenges you will get a menu option: Ask about porn. This will
allow you a new map option by going on the window on the broom. Here you will need to
buy the stories to read. They will be mailed to you.
There’s no porn in the stories

Achievements
There are some Easter eggs, and more to come. Some of these are achievements. Some of
them will require extreme persistence.
How to get the Skull Achieve
Take a swim with the mermaid 10 times, hence death…. nearly neanderthal
How to get to Xandria extras
You will need to either take your clothes off 3 times or get kicked in the nuts 3 times and
then choose the correct menu options to see more with her.
How to get to Susan Scene
Talk to Minerva after apologising for being a dick. Then you will need to see the menu
about the prefect’s meeting. Choose any topic from that menu, or just choose the “Back”
option, then the next day the letter should arrive.
There are other achievements, maybe I will add the how… but are they really achievements
then? Also, the Snitch Minigame awards the most Memory Fragments for Sonya’s wardrobe

How Stat Mechanics Work


1. Stats are trainable 4 times per day.
2. Paths require investment points which are gained at a rate of 1 point per level in any
stat, the first 2 path abilities which are passive, are gained through story in chapter
4.
3. Active and Passive abilities, an active ability such as X-Ray will have a 7 day cool
down from the time of use (168 hours), this ability will apply an overlay to the screen
once activated IF it does something. This is why only X-Ray currently has one. The
abilities may have multiple levels (like X-Ray will) where at the first level, it only
shows what’s under their top. Passive abilities will allow a menu choice when you
interact with the person, example, atonement will unlock apologizing for the times
you have made a girl angry. This will make her both stop being angry. Cooldowns for
passive abilities are every other day.

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