The Taximan‘s Story

by Catherine Lim
Very good, Madam. Sure, will take you there in plenty good time for your meeting, madam. This way
better, less traffic, less car jams. Half hour should make it, madam, so not to worry.
2 What is it you say, madam? Yes, yes, ha, ha, been taxi man for twenty years now, madam. Long
time ago. Singapore not like this so crowded so busy. Last time more peaceful, not so much
taximen, or so much cars and buses.
3 Yes madam, can make a living. So so. What to do. Must work hard if wants to success in
Singapore. People like us, no education, no capital for business, we must sweat to earn money for
wife and children.
4 Yes, madam, quite big family---eight children, six sons, two daughters. Big family! Ha! Ha! No
good, madam. In those days. Where got Family Planning in Singapore? People born many, many
children, every year, one childs. Is no good at all. Today is much better. Two children, three children,
enough, stop. Our government say stop.
5 Luck for me, all my children big now. Four of my sons working---one a businessman, two clerks,
one a teacher in Primary school, one in National Service, one still schooling, in Secondary Two. My
eldest daughter, she is twenty plus, stay at home, help the mother. No, not married yet---Very shy
and her health not so good, but a good, and obedient girl. My other girl Oh, Madam! Very hard for
father when daughter is no good and go against her parents. Very sad like punishment from God.
Today, young people not like us when we are young. We obey. Our parents say don‘t do this, we
never do. Otherwise, the cane. My father cane me. I was big enough to be married, and still, got
caning. My father he was very strict, and that is good thing for parents to be strict. If not, young boys
and girls become very useless. Do not want to study, but run away, and go to night clubs and take
drugs and make love. You agree with me madam?
6 Today, young people they are very trouble to their parents. Madam, you see this young people
over there, outside the coffee house? See what I mean, madam? They are only school boys and
school girls, but they act like big shots, spending money, smoking, wearing latest fashion, and
making love. Ah, Madam, I know, I know! As taximan, I know them and their habits. Madam, you are
a teacher, you say? You know or not that young school girls, fifteen, sixteen years old, they go to
public lavatory or hotel and change into these clothes, and they put make-up on their face. Their
parents never know. They tell their Mum got school meeting, got sports and games, this, that, but
they really come out and play the fool.
7 Ah, madam, I see you surprise, but I know, I know all their tricks. I take them about in my taxi.
They usual is wait in bowling alley or coffee house or hotel, and they walk up, and friend, friend, the
European and American tourists, and this is how they make fun and also extra money. Madam, you
believe or not when I tell you how much money they got? I say! Last night, madam, fourth floor flat---
and she open her purse to pay me, and I say! All American notes---ten dollar notes all, and she pull
one out and say keep change as she has no time already. Madam, I tell you this, every month, I get
more money from these young girls and their American and European boyfriends in my taxi, more
than I get from other people who bargain and say don‘t want go by meter and wait even for ten cents
change. Phui!! Some of them really make me mad. But these young girls and their boyfriends don‘t
bargain, they just pay, pay, and they make love in taxi so much they don‘t know if you go round and
round and charge them by meter! I tell you, Madam, some of them don‘t care how much they spend
on taxis. It is like this: after the 1 a.m. taxi fare double, and I prefer working this time, because
naturally, much more money. I go and wait outside Elroy Hotel or Tung Court or Orchid mansions,
and sure enough, madam, will have plenty business. Last Saturday, madam, no joking, on one day
alone I make nearly one hundred and fifty dollars! Some of it for services. Some of tourists don‘t
know where, so I tell them and take them there, and that‘s extra money. Ah, madam, if I tell you, no
end to the story.
8 But I will tell you this, Madam. If you have a young daughter and she says Mummy I got meeting
today in school and will not come home, you must not say, Yes, yes but you must go and ask her
where and why and who, and you find out. Today young people not to trust, like young people in
many years ago. Oh, Madam, I tell you because I myself have a daughter---oh, madam, a daughter I
love very much, and she is so good and study hard. And I see her report cards and her teacher write
―Good work‖ and ―Excellent‖ so on, so on. Oh, madam, she my favorite child, and I ask her what
she want to be after left school, and she says go to University. None of my other children could go to
University, but this one, she is very smart and intelligent---no boasting, madam her teachers write
―Good‖ and ―Excellent‖, and so on, so on, in her report cards. She study at home, and help the
mother, but sometime a little lazy, and she say teacher want her to go back to school to do extra
work, extra coaching, in her weak subject, which is maths, madam. So I let her stay back in school
and day after day she come home in evening, then she do her studies and go to sleep. Then one
day, oh madam, it makes me so angry even now---one day, I in my taxi driving, driving along and
hey! I see a girl looking like my Lay Choo, with other girls and some European outside a coffee---
house but I think, it cannot be Lay Choo, how can, Lay Choo is in school, and this girl is all dressed
up and make-up, and very bold in her behavior, and this is not like my daughter at all. Then they all
go inside the coffee-house, and my heart is very, very--- hoe you describe it, madam, my heart is
very ―susah hati‖ and I say to myself, I will watch that Lay Choo and see her monkey tricks.
9 The very next day she is there again I stop my taxi, madam, and I am so angry. I rush up to this
wicked daughter and I catch her by the shoulders and neck, and slap her and she scream, but I don‘t
care. Then I drag her to my taxi and drive all the way home, and at home I trash her stupid fool and I
beat her and slap her till like hell. My wife and some neighbors they pull me away, and I think if they
not pull me away, I sure to kill that girl. I lock her up in her room for three days, and I ashamed to tell
her teacher, so I just tell the teacher that Lay Choo is sick, so please to excuse her. Oh, madam,
how you feel in my place? Make herself so cheap, when her father drive taxi all day to save money
for her University.
10 Wat is it, Madam? Yes, yes, everything okay now, thank you. She cannot leave the house except
to go to school, and I tell her mother always check, check, in everything she do, and her friends---
what sort of people they are. Ah, madam, young people today, what trouble they are… What,
madam? Oh, sorry, madam, cannot wait for you to finish your meeting. Must go off, please to excuse
me. In a hurry, madam. Must go off to Hotel Elroy- there plenty young people pick up. So very sorry.
madam, and thank you very much.
The Taximan’s Story by Catherine Lim
PART 2
I tell you,Madam,some of them don’t care how much they spend on taxi.It is like this:after 1p.m. taxi
fare double,and I prefer working this time,because naturally,much more money.I go and wait outside
Elroy Hotel or Tung Court or Orchid Mansions,and such enough,Madam,will have plenty
business.Last Saturday,Madam,no joking,on one day alone I make nearly one hundred and fifty
dollars!Some of it for services.Some of tourists don’t know where,so I tell them and take them
there,and that’s extra money.
Ah Madam,if I tell you all,no end to the story.But I will tell you this,Madam.If you have young
daughter and she say Mummy I got meeting today in school and will not come home,you must not
say,Yes,yes,but you must go and ask her where and why and who,and you find out.Today young
people not to trust,like young people in many years ago.Oh,Madam,I tell you because I myself have
a daughter–oh,Madam,a daughter I love very much,and she is so good and study hard.And I see her
report cards and her teacher write’Good work’and ‘Excellent’so on,so on.Oh,Madam,she my
favourite child,and I ask her what she want to be after left school,and she says go to University.None
of my other children could go to University,but this one,she is very smart and intelligent–no
boasting,Madam–her teachers write ‘Good’and ‘Excellent’,and so on,so on,in her report cards.She
study at home,and help the mother,but sometimes a little lazy,and she say teacher want her to go
back to school to do extra work,extra coaching,in her weak subject,which is maths,Madam.So I let
her stay back in school and day after day she come home in evening,then she do her studies and go
to sleep.
Then one day,oh Madam,it make me so angry even now–one day,I in my taxi driving,driving along
and hey!I see a girl looking like my Lay Choo,with other girls and some Europeans outside a coffee-
house but I think,it cannot be Lay Choo,how can,Lay Choo is in school,and this girl is all dressed up
and make-up,and very bold in her behaviour,and this is not like my daughter at all.Then they go
inside the coffee-house,and my heart is very,very–how you describe it,Madam,My heart is very
‘susah hati’and I say to myself,I will watch that Lay Choo and see her monkey tricks.The very next
day she is there again I stop my taxi,Madam,and I am so angry.I rush up to this wicked daughter and
I catch her by the shoulders and neck,and slap her and she scream,but I don’t care.Then I drag her
to my taxi and drive all the way home,and at home I thrash the stupid food and I beat her and slap
her till like hell.My wife and some neighbours they pull me away,and I think if they not pull me away,I
sure to kill that girl.I lock her up in her room for three days,and I ashamed to tell her teacher,so I just
tell the teacher that Lay Choo is sick,so please to excuse her.
Oh,Madam,how you feel in my place?Make herself so cheap,when her father drive taxi all day to
save money for her University.What is it,Madam?Yes,yes,everything okay now,thank you.She
cannot leave the house except to go to school,and I tell her mother always check,check in
everything she do,and her friends–what sort of people they are…
What,Madam?Oh,so sorry,Madam,cannot wait for you to finish your meeting.Must go off,please to
excuse me.In a hurry,Madam.Must go off to Hotel Elroy–there plenty people to pick up.So very
sorry,Madam,and thank you very much.