A Crazy Story

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A crazy story

Narrator: Hello, I am going to tell you the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Once upon a time
there was a girl who…

Snow White: Help! Help! Please, somebody help me!

Narrator: Who are you? What are you doing here?

Snow White: I’m Snow White, my stepmother is after me, she wants to get rid of me, then I…

Narrator: wait, I’m the narrator, you came to the wrong story. Do you see that house? (point
to it)

Snow White: Yes

Narrator: Go and scape from your stepmother

Snow White: Ok, thank you. (Snow White knocks the door)

Three Little Pigs: (Erlantz) Shhhh be quiet (Ander) Did you hear that noise? (Asier) Ok, let’s see
who it is. (together) Who’s outside making that noise?

Snow White: It’s me Snow White, please save me dwarves… my stepmother is after me! (the
door opens) but you are not dwarves. Who are you?

Three Little Pigs: (together) We are the Three Little Pigs (Ander) We are hiding from the Wolf
(Erlantz) come in and don’t worry (Asier) We will protect you!

(they enter the house, Little Red Riding Hood enters the room singing)

Little Red Riding Hood: I am following the path to my Granny’s house

Narrator: Hey, it’s not your time to appear on scene, go and wait for your turn (Little Red
Ridding Hood leaves) Ok, where was I? Oh yes, Little Red Riding Hood was…

(Spider Woman enters, she interrupts the Narrator)

Spider-Woman: I am so strong! I am the best! I am invincible!

Narrator: Not again! Who are you?

Spide-Woman: Don’t you see? I’m Spider-Woman. I am sure that someone here needs me!

Narrator: We don’t need you. Out!

(Spider-Woman leaves looking sad)

(Little Red Riding Hood enters with a basket)

Narrator: Little Red Riding Hood was a very nice little girl. She was going to take some bread to
her grandmother when suddenly the Wolf appeared.

(The Wolf enters)

Wolf: Oh, what a pretty girl! Who are you?

Little Red Riding Hood: I am Little Red Riding Hood, but my favorite color is pink, not red. Who
are you?
Wolf: I am the Wolf, but I am not a bad Wolf

(Prince Charming enters)

Prince Charming: Please, can you both try on this little crystal shoe?

Little Red Riding Hood: You want us to try on that shoe?

Wolf: Why?

Prince Charming: Yes, please… I am looking for Cinderella. We were dancing but suddenly she
left, and lost her shoe.

(Snow White and the Three Little Pigs get out of the house)

The Three Little Pigs: (Ander) What is that noise? (Erlantz) Where is the other pig? (Ander)
sleeping

Snow White: I heard that Prince Charming was coming!

Prince Charming: Oh, you are so beautiful… you are as white as snow…

Narrator: Stop, everybody quiet! (pointing to Little Red Ridding Hood) I’m trying to tell the
story of this little girl!

Little Red Riding Hood: That’s true!

Narrator: I don’t know what you are doing here! You don’t let me tell the true story, so I will
invent mine.

Little Red Riding Hood: See what you did! I was the main character of the story!

Snow White, the Wolf, Prince Charming and the Three Little Pigs: Well, not anymore… ha ha
ha!

Narrator: (to the audience) Prince Charming saw how beautiful Snow White was. (prince
Charming hugs Snow White) He threw away the shoe (Prince Charming throws away the shoe)
and decided to marry her (Prince Charming kneels down and put a ring in Snow White’s finger)
and have a wedding celebration. They invited Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf, the Three Little
Pigs…

(Spider-Woman enters the room yelling)

Spider-Woman: And me!

Narrator: And they lived happily ever after!

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