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    This document appears to be a satirical "coitus consent" contract meant to ridicule overly stringent consent laws. It lists absurd requirements and contingencies to be documented for any sexual encounter, such as needing additional forms for group sex or BDSM activities. It also includes nonsensical clauses about what would constitute rape, such as accidental semen discharge or a partner using derogatory terms afterwards. The document is clearly not a real or legally binding contract.

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    This document appears to be a satirical "coitus consent" contract meant to ridicule overly stringent consent laws. It lists absurd requirements and contingencies to be documented for any sexual encounter, such as needing additional forms for group sex or BDSM activities. It also includes nonsensical clauses about what would constitute rape, such as accidental semen discharge or a partner using derogatory terms afterwards. The document is clearly not a real or legally binding contract.

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    This document appears to be a satirical "coitus consent" contract meant to ridicule overly stringent consent laws. It lists absurd requirements and contingencies to be documented for any sexual encounter, such as needing additional forms for group sex or BDSM activities. It also includes nonsensical clauses about what would constitute rape, such as accidental semen discharge or a partner using derogatory terms afterwards. The document is clearly not a real or legally binding contract.

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    Coitus Consent

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    This document appears to be a satirical "coitus consent" contract meant to ridicule overly stringent consent laws. It lists absurd requirements and contingencies to be documented for any sexual encounter, such as needing additional forms for group sex or BDSM activities. It also includes nonsensical clauses about what would constitute rape, such as accidental semen discharge or a partner using derogatory terms afterwards. The document is clearly not a real or legally binding contract.

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    COITUS CONSENT
    COITUS CONSENT

    THE FOLLOWING IS A WRITTEN CONTRACT THAT IS REQUIRED


    UNDER THE NEW YES MEAN YES LAWS.

    Please note the following yes=yes ; yes = no ; no=no

    Following participants; PRINT full legal names & SIGN


    1.)___________________________________________________
    2.)___________________________________________________
    3.)___________________________________________________
    4.)___________________________________________________
    5.)___________________________________________________

    ADDITIONAL PARTICIPANTS WILL REQUIRE A “GANG BANG RIDER TO THE


    CONTRACT”. USE OF FOREIGN OBJECTS MUST BE LISTED IN A
    “OBJECTS OF USE ADDENDUM”. S&M AND BONDAGE REQUIRE A “LIABILITY
    TO PERSONS AND NON STANDARD COITUS ADDENDUM”

    ACTS TO BE PERFORMED: PLEASE “X” WHAT YOU AGREE TO,


    THEN PLACE YOUR INITIALS BY THE X:

    ( ) Standard Coitus with no position shifts

    ( ) Standard Coitus with a open option position change.


    If timing for change is relevant please indicate:
    _________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________

    ( ) IS USE OF ORAL EQUIPMENT AUTHORIZED?


    IF SO PLEASE INDICATE TIMING AND FREQUENCY:
    _________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________

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    COITUS CONSENT
    ( ) WILL MULTIPLE ORIFICES WILL BE USED?

    PLEASE INDICATE WHICH ORIFICES WILL BE USED AND TIMING:

    ( ) MOUTH
    ( ) VAGINA
    ( ) ANAL
    ( ) ANAL & VAGINA SIMULTANEOUSLY
    ( ) ANAL & MOUTH SIMULTANEOUSLY
    ( ) MOUTH & VAGINA SIMULTANEOUSLY
    ( ) MOUTH, ANAL & VAGINA SIMULTANEOUSLY

    PLACEMENT OF SEMEN:

    ( ) IN MOUTH WITH A SWALLOW


    ( ) IN MOUTH WITH OUT A SWALLOW
    ( ) ON BELLY OR BACK
    ( ) IN CONDOM ONLY
    ( ) IN VAGINA
    ( ) IN ANUS
    ( ) ON FACE
    ( ) IN HAIR
    ( ) OTHER (PLEASE LIST)___________________

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    COITUS CONSENT
    ADDITIONAL ISSUES

    IF DURING ACT OR ACTS THE FOLLOWING CAN OCCUR WILL IT BE


    INTERRUPTED AS RAPE? PLEASE X AND INITIAL YOUR RESPONSES:

    1.) ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE INTO ANY ORIFICE; YES ( ) NO ( )


    2.) NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE INTO ANY ORIFICE; YES ( ) NO ( )
    3.) COMPLETE LOSS OF CONTROL OF DISCHARGE; YES ( ) NO ( )
    4.) HAND TO BACK OF HEAD; YES ( ) NO ( )
    5.) SPANKING; YES ( ) NO ( )
    6.) NEVER CALLS YOU; YES ( ) NO ( )
    7.) BE UNDER INFLUENCE OF FLORIEN SUBSTANCE AND NOT NOTIFY
    PARTICIPANTS; YES ( ) NO ( )
    8.) A PREGNANCY OCCURS AND MALE WANTS IT ABORTED; Y( ) N ( )
    9.) PREGNANCY OCCURS; YES ( ) NO ( )
    10.) YOU DON’T KNOW OR REMEMBER NAMES; YES ( ) NO ( )
    11.) HE/SHE DOESN’T KNOW OR REMEMBER NAMES; YES ( ) NO ( )
    12.) OTHER PARTY IGNORES YOU AFTER; YES ( ) NO ( )
    13.) OTHER PARTY USED DEROGATORY TERMS AFTER; Y ( ) N ( )
    14.) YOUR REPUTATION IS RUINED BY RUMORS; YES ( ) NO ( )
    15.) YOU ARE FILMED; YES ( ) NO ( )
    16.) FILM IS MADE PUBLIC; YES ( ) NO ( )
    17.) A ASS TO MOUTH MANEUVER IS USED; YES ( ) NO ( )
    18.) FEEL GUILTY; YES ( ) NO ( )
    19.) SUFFER BUYERS REMORSE; YES ( ) NO ( )
    20.) YOUR PARENTS DISCOVER ACTIVITY; YES ( ) NO ( )

    ONE COITUS CONSENT MUST BE COMPLETED BY EVERY PARTICIPANT. NO


    SUBSTITUTIONS ARE ALLOWED. BE CERTAIN YOU HAVE ALSO COMPLETED
    YOUR ADDENDUMS IF PLANNED ACTIONS FALL OUTSIDE “A NORMAL
    COITUS” EVENT.

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