Nunsense PDF
Nunsense PDF
Nunsense PDF
Nunsense
by Dan Goggin
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(Music Cue 00: OVERTVRE)
(The musicians enter. They are part of the religious
community and are dressed in their religious garb.They
begin playing the overture. SRS. HUBERT, ROBERT
ANNE, and LEO come into the auditorium and begin
visiting with members of the audience. In general, they
warm up the crowd.After about three or four minutes
SR. ROBERT ANNE goes up on the steps leading to the
stage.)
SR. ROBERT ANNE. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
attention please. Reverend Mother is on her way over
here and I thought maybe you would all do me a big
favor and help put her in a good mood. Cause believe
me, there is nothing worse than a crabby Reverend
Mother. W hat I'd like you to do is, when she arrives
give her the Mount Saint Helen's cheer. If you don't
remember it, here's how it goes. (raising her fist in the
air) Wo! Wo! Wo! Let's try it on the count of three. Wo!
Wo! Wo! That's great. Now do we have any whistlers in
the audience?
(STAGE MANAGER or ASM comes on stage through the
stage right door followed by REV. MOTHER.)
STAGE MANAGER. Here she is folks. Our own Reverend
Mother, Sister Mary Regina!
(REV. MOTHER comes to the front of the stage
acknow/,edging applause.She then surveys the stage and
notices a poster of Marilyn Monroe in a bathing suit.
She is visibly upset and orders SR. LEO to get a drape
off the easel announcing the performance.She goes up
the stage /,eft stairs and pins the drape to Marilyn while
SR. LEO takes the easel offstage. REV. MOTHER rings a
bell summoning the others to the stage. They come up
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DAN GOGGIN (Book, Music & Lyrics) came to New York from Alma,
Michigan to study as a classical countertenor. He began his professional
career singing in the Tony award-winning Broadway production of Luther
starring Albert Finney. While appearing in a comic folk-duo called "The
Saxons" he began writing. This led to scores for the off-Broadway musical,
Ha:rk! (in which he also appeared), the Broadway production of Legend and
two revues. Goggin received the 1986 Outer Critics' Circle Awards given
to Nunsense for Best Musical, Best Book, and Best Music. Nunsense and
Nunsense 2: The Second Coming, both starring Rue McClanahan have been
recorded for the A&E Television Network. Nunsense 3: TheJamboree toured
the U.S. starring Georgia Engel and has been recorded for television at
the Grand Ole Opry starring Vicki Lawrence. Nunsense A-Men! opened
at the 47th Street Theatre in New York inJune 1998 and ha5 since been
produced with Laugh-In's Arte Johnson, impressionist Frank Gorshin, and
Olympic Champion Greg Lougani5. Nuncrackers: The Nunsense Christmas
Musical premiered in October 1998, followed by a national tour starring
Dody Goodman, Jeff Trachta and Dawn Wells. The Nuncrackers television
special playing on the PBS network starring Rue McClanahan with guest
star John Ritter, received an Emmy nomination for Best Musical Score.
Meshuggah-Nuns: The Ecumenical Nunsense premiered in September 2002
and is currently out on DVD. The All-Star touring production of Nunsense
featuring Kaye Ballard, Georgia Engel, Mimi Hines, Darlene Love and
Lee Meriwether marked the 20th anniversary of the original show. In
2004 Dan's "serious piece" The Traditional Latin Mass was recorded by
cast members and friends. In 2005, Nunsensations: The Nunsense \'t?gas
Revue premiered, and in 2008 there was a national tour starring Sally
Struthers. In 2009, Sister Robert Anne's Cabaret Class (A one-nun musical)
and Nunset Boulevard: The Nunsense Hollywood Bowl Show opened. Most
recently, the original Nunsense celebrated it's 30th Anniversary with the
Mega-Nunsense version featuring a cast of 60 in the Saint Louis Muny's
11,000 seat amphitheatre. www.nunsense.com.