[OCEAN WAVES CRASHING, I love you

SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] more than life itself. Bye.

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY] - See you Sunday night.
[DRUMBEATS STOP] - Okay.
[] []
[KNOCK ON DOOR] - Later, Mama.
MAN: - FRIDGE'S MOM: Eat something.
Hey, kiddo. I can't.
- What? I gotta go meet Spencer.
- MAN: I found something. - Spencer Gilpin?
- You gotta check this out. - Yeah, Spencer Gilpin.
- [SIGHS] He's, uh...
"Jumanji." He's been tutoring me.
Board game? - He's helping get my grades up.
Who plays board games? - I love to hear that.
[SCOFFS] - Little Spencer Gilpin.
[SIGHS] - Yeah.
[] - Your grades gonna be okay?
[MAN ON TV SCREAMS] - That's why I'm getting help.
[GUNFIRE ON TV] I'd hate for you
[GAME CRACKLES] to get dropped from the team...
[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY] I'm not gonna get dropped
[DRUMBEATS STOP] from the team.
[] It's... It's gonna
[GAME CRACKLING] be fine. Okay?
SPENCER: Mm.
Parry. Parry. [CAMERA CLICKS]
Evade. Blam. Okay.
Uppercut. That's cute, right?
Head slam. You're dead. Yeah.
Strike. Strike. []
Counterstrike. Head slam. - Yo.
- Ka-pow. - Hey, Fridge.
- [PHONE BUZZES] Why you wearing a raincoat?
MAN [IN GAME]: - What do you mean?
Get ready. Fight. - I mean, it's not raining.
I got it. Oh, well, it might.
[MAN IN GAME I mean, you never know
READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] what's gonna happen.
[PHONE BUZZES] - [SQUIRREL SQUEAKS]
[SCOFFS] - [SPENCER SCREAMS]
"...Benjamin Franklin, - Oy vey.
"and it was this sense - What the hell, man?
of national exceptionalism Do you mind?
that fueled the spreading Can we speed this up?
wildfire of westward expansion." Freak House makes me
Spencer? Honey? very uncomfortable.
Aah! Mom, what did we say Here you go.
about the knocking? - You proofread everything?
I'm late for work. You going - Yeah, I proofed it.
to your father's after school? And I gave it a beginning...
- Yeah, probably. and an ending
- Don't forget your EpiPen. and s-some in the middle.
Please, remember, I would've done it myself,
the world is terrifying. if I had the time or whatever,
Be careful of everything. - but...
- Yeah, it's no big deal. But it's cute enough
Hey, man, I was thinking, so... for Noah to...
I mean, it's been really fun, Hey, there's
doing your papers some rando behind you.
and your homework and stuff, - Hi.
but I don't know - Hi.
what you're doing this weekend. Bethany, did you just make
- I was thinking maybe we could... a call during a quiz?
- This weekend. Yeah, ah... Yeah. But I finished
- Hey, Fridge. my quiz already.
- Hey. Oh, okay. Well, have you noticed
You need a ride? that other people haven't?
- I'm going with her. - So?
- You know what? - Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up.
That's actually better for me, You're aware there are other
scheduling-wise, too, so... people in the world, right?
See you later, Refrigerator. [STUDENTS CHUCKLE]
Sorry. Sorry. Look, um, you know,
What up, girl? I'm dealing with something
Whatever. right now,
It's not like and I'm no happier
I was your best friend about it than you are.
for your entire childhood. I'm having a crisis,
- That's fine. and Lucinda, I mean,
- MAN: What'd you say? she's supporting me
[GASPS] as a woman,
Uh, nothing, sir. and it feels like
Oh, that guy is super weird. maybe you should too.
That poor man. - Just hang up the phone.
So awful what happened - Okay, I'll wrap it up.
to those people. - Bethany, hang it up now.
I was talking about the kid. - Two minutes and we're done.
What are you doing out here? And that's detention.
I was just talking []
to my friend. TEACHER: All right, keep
You should be more careful those arms pumping.
where you loiter, Let's go!
you hear me? Bethany, you're late.
Yes, Mr. Vreeke. I hear you. Sorry.
This world swallows up I heard she broke up
kids like you. with that football guy.
[] This could be
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY, your opening, Fussfeld.
BELL RINGS] - [WHISTLE TWEETS]
BETHANY: It's been over two - We're gonna practice
hours since I've posted, catching and throwing.
and he hasn't commented. So partner up and grab
He hasn't even liked it. a football. Let's move!
- You saw it. Hey, Martha.
- LUCINDA [ON PHONE]: Yeah, gorge. Martha. You can't
I don't know play catch by yourself.
what his problem is. Pair up.
Thank you. It's not like Come on. Let's go.
I post all the time, No. No, I'm good.
just enough Okay.
to stay relevant. [STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY] MATHERS:
You have to participate Is it?
just like everybody else. I think so. I mean,
Otherwise, what are the odds of that?
why are you even here? Slim.
It's a requirement. MATHERS: Yeah, you also
- Martha... used the same metaphor:
- I think it's pointless. "the spreading wildfire,"
Gym class is not gonna get me in your papers
into Princeton, on the Boston Tea Party,
and I don't understand the Battle of Gettysburg,
the obsession with throwing and the women's suffrage
a ball into a hoop movement.
and, "Touchdown, five points!" It's so hot in this room.
Okay. There's a lot wrong Anthony, I know how much
with that, but first of all... you need to pass my class,
It's physical activity, but this is not
which is good for you. how you do it.
With other people, - I will not tolerate cheating.
also good for you. - Cheating?
And if you try it, I didn't... I didn't...
you might even have some fun. I didn't cheat.
Fun. That's what It was my fault.
we're doing here? Fun? I made him do it.
This is school. You made him...
We are supposed to be have you write his paper?
learning things that matter. Yeah.
- Okay, Martha... Mm-hm.
- We don't have [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
a lot of time in this life, Look.
and I personally I'm sorry, okay?
don't wanna waste it on being, No, no,
like, a gym teacher. it's not okay.
- That... That came out wrong. What the hell, man?
- Yeah, it sure did. You got me kicked off the team.
That's detention. Yeah, well, you could've
That was hard-core. gotten me expelled.
Badass. It's not like you're the only
Spencer Gilpin? one who's living dangerously.
Have a seat, Spencer. - Living dangerously?
Miss Mathers? - SPENCER: Yes.
"And it was this sense This is the most dangerous thing
of national exceptionalism I've ever done in my life.
that fueled the spreading And now look at me.
wildfire of westward expansion." I'm paying the price.
Does that sound familiar, [BELL RINGS]
Mr. Gilpin? PRINCIPAL:
- It does not. Well...
- It's the last sentence isn't this a fun group?
of Anthony's paper Welcome to detention.
on westward expansion. Yes, Spencer?
And, coincidentally, I wanna say that I'm sorry.
it's the last sentence - Thank you.
of your paper on westward - Bentley, all I did was make...
expansion from last year. Bethany, please.
That's interesting. You're all here for a reason.
You know what it is. about other subjects.
But this is what Thanks.
you should be thinking about: Yeah.
Who you are... Yo. What's this?
in this moment in time, []
and who you want to be. - I don't know.
You get one life. - FRIDGE: What is it, like,
You decide some type of old-school
how you're gonna spend it. Nintendo or something?
[] I don't think so.
Fortunately... I don't recognize it.
there is no better place [GONG PLAYS
for self-reflection ON TV]
than detention. "A game for those
Get up, everybody. Let's go. who seek to find...
[SWITCH CLICKS] "a way to leave
We are turning this their world behind.
into a new computer center. [MUSIC PLAYING ON GAME]
But before we do, Jumanji."
it has to be cleaned out. Staples, people. Staples.
These old magazines are bound "Jumanji"?
for the recycling plant. What does that mean?
But they have to be prepped I have no idea.
before they go. Never heard of it.
It seems all the staples [GAME CHIMES]
must be removed. Hm...
Whatever you don't finish today, Uh, which one do I pick?
you finish tomorrow. I don't know. I don't
- Tomorrow's Saturday. think it matters that much.
- Because I wouldn't play? "Jefferson 'Seaplane' McDonough.
- I don't think that'll work. - Pilot and rascal."
- That's fair. - [GAME BEEPING]
- Shut up. - It's not working.
- So I suggest you get started. - Okay, try another one.
Choose your weapons. "Franklin 'Moose' Finbar."
Hey, what the hell Hm.
they need with a bowling ball? He sounds like a badass.
[GROANS] And he's a zoology expert,
Seriously, no reception? which is awesome.
- Okay, can today get any worse? [GAME CHIMES]
- Are you gonna help? - You pick.
Or are you too pretty? - Okay.
I'm too pretty. "Dr. Smolder Bravestone."
[SIGHS] [GAME CHIMES]
Hey. I was watching you Bethany, you in?
with Coach Web today. [SIGHS]
I wasn't watching you, Fine.
I wasn't... I'll be...
Not, like, in a weird way. Shelly Oberon...
I just... the curvy genius.
I was in the room. [GAME CHIMES]
We're in the same class. Hey, yo, Staples, come on.
Um, but I thought you were It's your turn.
saying some really smart things Uh, no.
about why P.E. sucks - No, thanks.
and, um... - Wait. Just for a few minutes?
It'll be fun. Ow, unh.
She's not big on fun. - [GASPS]
Okay. Fine. - [GRUNTING]
[SIGHS] This may be the [GRUNTS]
lamest thing I've ever done. Huh?
I highly doubt that. Oh...
[GAME CHIMES] What kind of stupid-ass...?
[JAGUAR ROARS, - Who are you?
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] - Who are you?
MAN [IN GAME]: [GASPS]
Welcome to Jumanji! Who is she?
[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY] [PANTING]
[MONKEY SHRIEKS] Who are you guys? Huh?
What's going on? - Okay, what the hell?
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] - [SCREAMING]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] - [SCREAMS]
I think it's shorting out. - BETHANY: God! Oh, my God!
[WHIMPERS] - FRIDGE: Get off of me!
GIRL: - I am suing...
Unplug it! - What's wrong with my voice?
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - FRIDGE: Get off of me!
- [ALL SCREAM] - Where am I?
- Whoa! - You're crushing me! Get off!
What's going on? FRIDGE:
What's happening to your hands? Get...
- BETHANY: What's wrong with you? [FRIDGE EXCLAIMS]
- I don't know. What the hell?
[YELLS] What happened to the rest of me?
Spencer! What is this?
Oh, my God! What is this on my back?
MARTHA: What is this?
Oh-oh-oh... Oh, my God.
[WHIMPERS] Fridge?
Aah! Yeah, I'm Fridge.
[SCREAMS] Who are you?
What the hell, man? I'm Spencer.
Oh, no. What? The hell you are.
Holy shit... What is going on? Huh?
[] I think...
SPENCER: we're in the game.
Whoa! - Sorry, excuse me?
[GRUNTS] - What are you talking about?
Aah. Somehow, I don't know how...
[GRUNTS] I think we got, like,
[BIRDS CALLING] sucked into the game.
[PANTING] And we've become the avatars
[VARIOUS ANIMALS CALLING] that we chose.
Guys? So it's me, Spencer,
Guys? Why do I but yet I look and sound...
sound like this? like Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
Where's my hair? You're telling me
[GASPS] that you're Spencer?
- What the...? Yes, yes, yes. That's it.
- [BIRD SCREECHES] Fridge, I'm Spencer.
Oh, God! Which means you're Moose Finbar.
[BOTH SCREAMING] It says it right there
on your vest. And... All I'm saying is,
- Martha? I don't have my Claritin, okay?
- Yeah. And I'm allergic to
You're Ruby Roundhouse. almost everything.
And, Bethany, Oh, no.
you're Professor Shelly Oberon. You got allergies,
Only Shelly must be Spencer? Huh?
short for Sheldon. I don't have the top two feet
What are you talking about? of my body!
Oh, my God. You guys, this can't
Oh, my God, he's right. actually be happening.
And you... Maybe we're all in a coma.
you're Spencer? You? Together?
Yes. Guys, I'm telling you. We're all in a coma together?
- I am Spencer. I'm... Aah! It's the only explanation.
- [BIRD CALLS] That old game machine
Yep, that's Spencer. must have electrocuted us,
Whoa. Whoa! and now we're...
So that means I... - [HIPPO BELLOWS]
I'm... - [ALL SCREAM]
FRIDGE: Wait, Bethany. - MARTHA: Oh, my God, Bethany!
Bethany, don't! - FRIDGE: Oh, my God, oh, my God!
[GASPS] MARTHA:
No! Stop it!
I'm an overweight, [WATER SPLASHES]
middle-aged man. [GASPS]
Uh, I have a tattoo. Oh, my God! You better get
My mom always said she'd in there and go save her.
kill me if I ever got a tattoo. I'm not getting in there!
FRIDGE: You get in.
What is this? I'm not going anywhere.
I have one too. I got a backpack on.
Sometimes. You don't get in water with a
Wait a second. backpack. Everybody knows that.
Where's my phone? [GAME CHIMES]
[MOSQUITO BUZZES] [GAME RUMBLES]
Aah. Ow!
Why am I wearing this outfit FRIDGE:
in a jungle? What the...?
Tiny, little shorts - MARTHA: Bethany!
and a leather halter top. - FRIDGE: What just...?
I mean, what is this? Are you okay?
I look like a living That was so intense.
garden gnome. Where is my phone? I, like, can't even
- Who cares? with this place.
- We are in different bodies! - What just happened to you?
It doesn't seem like - I got eaten by a rhino,
the most pressing concern and then I fell, like,
- at this moment. a thousand feet from the sky.
- Really? You don't think Yeah, that's what
this would be a good moment it looked like.
to make a call That was a hippo.
or text somebody They're omnivorous.
or change your status They're fast as a horse
to "stuck in over short distances,
a video game"? and they have the bite force
of 8100 newtons. at your service.
How do I know this? I've been so anxious
You're an expert in zoology. for your arrival.
- What? [WHISPERS]
- I'm still an old fat guy, right? What's with this guy?
- I'm afraid so. I think he's an NPC.
- FRIDGE: Wait. A what? English, please.
Why is everybody okay with this? A non-player character.
I mean, she fell out of the sky. He's part of the game.
Um, guys? So anything we ask him,
- [HIPPO BELLOWING] he only has his programmed
- [SCREAMS] series of responses.
Bethany, get up. Got it. It's all clear now.
Bethany, get up. Get up! Franklin "Mouse" Finbar.
[ALL SCREAMING] Welcome to Jumanji.
Go, go, go! It's Moose. It's not Mouse.
Go, go, go! No, good sir.
[JEEP HONKS] I'm quite sure it's Mouse.
Ah! Dr. Bravestone! - Mouse?
Welcome to Jumanji! - A nickname given
Don't just stand there. for your diminutive stature
In you go. and adorable manner.
- FRIDGE: Go, go, go. I knew you'd be here.
- Yeah. Dr. Bravestone
[] doesn't go anywhere
Dr. Bravestone. without his trusty sidekick.
Famed archaeologist Sidekick?
and international explorer. Ever since Dr. Bravestone
Known across rescued you
the seven continents from the clutches
for your courageous exploits. of a warlord
Is there a seat belt? in the jungles of Peru,
I can't tell you what an honor you've never left his side.
it is to finally meet you. Right.
I'm not embarrassed to say Can we go back
you're more dashing in person. to the curse thing?
Um, thanks. It's all documented
Who are you? in the letter I sent you.
Nigel Billingsly Perhaps you should
at your service, read it aloud.
Ruby Roundhouse, I don't have a let...
killer of men. Whoa.
Welcome to Jumanji. Right, uh...
I've been so anxious "Dr. Bravestone,
for your arrival. I am writing to you
As you know, "regarding
Jumanji is in grave danger. the desperate situation
We're counting on the four NIGEL & SPENCER: in Jumanji.
of you to lift the curse. We need your help at once."
- Curse? - MARTHA: Whoa... Guys?
- What curse? - BETHANY: What's happening?
Excuse me. FRIDGE:
Have you seen my phone anywhere? What the hell is going on?
Professor Sheldon Oberon. SPENCER: It's a cut scene.
Welcome to Jumanji. A lot of games have them.
Nigel Billingsly It's like a little movie
to tell you the back-story. So I waited
NIGEL: My name is till they slept that night,
Nigel Billingsly, and I made my move.
Jumanji field guide. [SNORES]
I was hired [BIRD SHRIEKS]
by your former partner, [GUNSHOT]
now nemesis, Bring me that jewel!
Professor Russel Van Pelt And slaughter anyone
to lead who tries to stop you.
a fateful expedition. Right, then. Here you go.
You see, With the invaluable help
Professor Van Pelt of your associates,
had come in search you must use your
of the fabled Jaguar Shrine, complementary skills
resting place to return the jewel
of the sacred jewel of Jumanji. to the Jaguar's eye
As you know and lift the curse.
better than anyone, I'm sure you'll want
the jewel was his to get started right away.
great obsession. - Actually, I think...
And after years of research, - NIGEL: Good luck!
he believed The fate of Jumanji
that he had discovered is in your hands.
its whereabouts. - [DOORS WHOOSH]
VAN PELT: - [GASPS]
Could it be? - What? Oh...
Have I finally found it? - And remember:
NIGEL: Van Pelt told me that The goal for you,
he wanted to find the jewel I'll recite in verse
in order to document it Return the jewel
in his writings. and lift the curse
- It's real! If you wish
- NIGEL: What I did not know to leave the game
was that he intended You must save Jumanji
to take the jewel for himself. And call out its name
[GRUNTING] Good luck! The fate
I found it. of Jumanji is in your hands.
I found it! - And remember:
NIGEL: Legend tells that the - He's saying the same thing over.
Jaguar watches over Jumanji NIGEL:
and anyone who dares I'll recite in verse
to blind him Return the jewel
will be consumed and lift the curse
by a dark power. If you wish
Van Pelt assumed dominion to leave the game
over all You must save Jumanji
of Jumanji's creatures, And call out its name
possessing them, It's okay. You can handle this.
controlling them. In real life, people love you.
And a terrible curse befell You can hook up
this once-placid land. with anyone you want.
I begged him Is that what you tell yourself
to put it back, when you're scared?
but once he had it Can you not judge me
in his grasp, for two seconds?
he could never let it go. I split up with Noah,
I turned into a guy, complete all the levels.
and I cannot find my phone. Levels are gonna get harder
I am allowed to be upset. as we go along.
Dr. Bravestone, - We complete the levels...
here's a map of Jumanji. - Do you
You must go to the bazaar even know
and find the missing piece. where we're going?
- The bazaar. - Kind of.
- MARTHA: Missing piece of what? - Kind of?
- Cheerio! Oh, that's good, then.
- FRIDGE: You can't give us a ride We're in good hands.
- to the statue? Okay, the missing piece,
- NIGEL: And remember: I'm guessing.
If you wish That must be
to leave the game what we're looking for,
You must save Jumanji the missing piece
And call out its name of the map.
- You want to, uh, put this in there? The problem is,
- No. there's nothing here.
Come on, you're the only one What do you mean?
with a backpack, Fridge. It's a map, just like he said.
So what? We have a map. It's a map of Jumanji.
So now we're supposed Cartography.
to go and find...? - What's that?
The bazaar, I guess? - The study of maps.
So we return the jewel It was one of
to the Jaguar statue, Professor Oberon's skills.
and then we go home. Yes. That's right.
No problem. Oh, so you can't see this,
Why can't we just leave, but I can?
stop the game, The characters we chose,
without doing we all have certain skills.
all this stuff? So there's gotta be
We have to finish the game. a way to access our...
I think... - [GAME CHIMES]
I think we - [GASPS]
have to save Jumanji. Oh!
Damn, that is a man Wow.
right there. What'd you just do?
[INHALES SHARPLY] Don't "Strengths:
cry, don't cry, don't cry. Fearless. Climbing.
Don't cry. Speed. Boomerang.
- [MOSQUITO BUZZES] Smoldering intensity."
- Ah... [SMOLDERING]
There are so many diseases What the hell are you doing?
out here. - What just happened?
It's hot. - Um, you just smoldered.
Okay, this is "Weakness.
what I'm good at. None"?
Playing video games. How'd you do that?
It's what I do. That, uh, list?
It's literally Well, I just... I think I just
the main thing that I do. pressed my enormous left pec.
Play a game like this, FRIDGE: It's like the boob area.
there'll be levels. Let me show you.
In order to finish, you gotta Get away from me.
At least press it [DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]
in front of us... I don't like that.
- [GAME CHIMES] - I'm done.
- ...so we know exactly how... - What else?
"Strengths: Karate. T'ai chi. Okay. And right here,
Aikido. Dance fighting"? it says "From The Deep."
Dance fighting? The hippo came from the deep.
Is that even a thing? The one that...
"Weakness: Yes, the thing that did
Venom." the thing. That's it. Moving on.
[GAME CHIMES] So if "From The Deep"
Seriously? is the first level,
"Paleontology." then "The Mighty Roar" must be
What does that even mean? the second level.
Study of fossils, I think. Which way?
- That's kind of cool. Okay.
- Says the gorgeous karate badass If that is that...
to the old fossil guy and that is here...
who doesn't have any endurance. Right here, I think.
[GAME CHIMES] [MISSILE WHISTLING]
I hate this game. [ENGINE REVVING]
"Weakness: Cake." What is this game?
Yes, cake is my weakness. Run!
Along with speed Wait!
and strength. - [MISSILES WHISTLING]
Huh... - Ha!
Strength is my weakness. Come on, legs!
Hey, can I...? [SHOUTS]
Quick question. Why am I running so slow?
How is strength my weakness? [BETHANY SCREAMING]
Somebody explain that to me. Oh, my God, oh, my God,
And why would I need speed? oh, my God!
Why would I need to be fast [GRUNTS]
when I'm being chased Aah!
by an enormous killer zebra or This sucks!
some shit in this dumb-ass hat? [BOTH SCREAM]
You're also Split up!
a good weapons valet. [GRUNTS]
- What does that mean? Oh, my God.
- Well, I think it means [GROANS]
you carry my weapons [ENGINE REVVING]
in your backpack, Aah!
and you give them to me Whoa.
when and if I need them? [CHUCKLES]
You guys. The map, Come on!
it's changing. - Those guys have huge guns.
MARTHA: - Oh, really?
What do you mean? Is that what
- What's it say? those are, Spencer?
- Okay, well, - Let me see your backpack.
there's not - For what?
a lot of information. Inside your backpack,
But a minute ago, it didn't you have my weapons.
say this and now it does. Get down.
It says, Got your weapons?
"The Mighty Roar." I can't feel no...
What's this? BETHANY: Oh! I think
Oh, yes. Boomerang, I'm having a coronary.
it's one of my strengths. I'm having difficulty
What are you gonna do with it? breathing.
I don't know. FRIDGE: That was the most
Kill them, I guess. humiliating moment of my life.
Kill them with that? - [GROANS]
You got a better idea? - FRIDGE: Don't you do that again.
Oh, watch yourself. I took in a lot of water.
Watch this. [GASPING]
[GRUNTS] They got me.
[BOOMERANG WHOOSHING] Oh, no.
- FRIDGE: Nice work. Martha?
- There! - Wait, what just happened to her?
Want me to see - Is she dead? Did she die?
if I got a hacky sack - Wait a second.
for you to throw - [GAME CHIMES]
and do nothing with? - [GAME RUMBLES]
Oh! - What the hell is hap...?
- SPENCER: Wait, wait. FRIDGE:
- FRIDGE: Oh, no. Ow!
[BOOMERANG WHOOSHING] - Get off of my back!
[GASPS] - Are you okay?
It worked. - I think so.
Here they come. We gotta go. - FRIDGE: Off of me!
I can't outrun those guys. - Goodness gracious, get off!
We gotta go now! - I'm getting off of you.
- Get on my back. Anybody care if I'm okay?
- I would rather die. What am I,
- Jump on my back! a human landing pad?
- Nope. I'll die. That's what I thought.
Put me down! We each have
Spencer! Put me down! three lives, guys.
[FRIDGE SCREAMS] These little tattoos
[GASPS] on our arms...
Whew! Jesus, would you look
[SCREAMS] You have got at the size of that thing?
to be kidding me. - Spencer!
Oh, no, no, no! - What?
[GUNSHOTS WHISTLING] - You were saying?
- We have to jump! - It's our life count.
- Are you out of your mind? Bethany got eaten by a hippo,
I would rather do so now she only has two lines.
anything else now but that. He's right.
Jump! Wait. What happens
- Martha! if we use up all our lives?
- Jump! Well, usually
- [EXCLAIMS] that would mean...
- FRIDGE: We gotta jump! ...game over.
SPENCER: We don't know What do you mean,
how deep that water is. "game over"?
- FRIDGE: We gotta go! Are you saying that
- SPENCER: No, no! we can actually die in here?
- You gonna jump. Jump! I mean, I don't know
- No! for sure, but...
[BOTH SCREAM] You're not sure?
You're not sure, You don't look over!
- Mr. Video-Game-Genius? Yeah, you never look.
- I've never been stuck in one! It's a thing.
So I'm not certain, but, yes, Okay, good boy.
I'm afraid we all could die. We're gonna take this
[] nice and slow,
That is my big concern and nobody's gonna get hurt.
right now. - Now what?
We better find - Now blast off.
the missing piece, then. And aim.
Okay. Don't forget to aim.
It looks like What is with you and aiming?
there's a village What happened?
on the other side Can we not talk about this?
of this mountain. Wow, wow, wow!
Maybe that's the bazaar. Oh, this is
- Let's do it. so much easier!
- FRIDGE: Wait. [LAUGHING]
I gotta take a leak first. It's cool, right?
[SIGHING] I've been Yeah, because you have,
dreading this all day, like, a handle.
but so do I. The fact that I'm not
Can I come with you Instagramming this
and you show me how it's done? right now is insane.
I may need your help. []
Uh, yeah, sure. - MAN 1: This looks all right.
Yeah, I'm... I'll help you out. - MAN 2:Up ahead!
[CLEARS THROAT] [PEOPLE CHATTERING
So how do we do this? INDISTINCTLY]
Uh. Easy. Bravestone.
You just, uh... Him and that whole lot.
You unzip, take it out, They got away?
fire away. We lost them in the jungle.
Remember to aim. I should have known.
It's very important. H-how do you mean, sir?
[GASPS] I will summon every creature
My God, you guys, and every soldier
there is literally a penis to hunt them down.
attached to my body Reclaim what is mine.
right now. Find them.
Martha, [BIRD SCREECHES]
come look at my penis! SPENCER: Be careful
MARTHA: of the ground, guys.
No, thanks. It's uneven. I'd hate
- This the first you've seen it? for anybody to twist an ankle.
- Yes. I didn't wanna look. - I did that once...
I looked at mine - FRIDGE: Please stop talking?
the first 20 seconds here. - SPENCER: Okay, sure. No problem.
I'm happy to report - FRIDGE: Please!
that I was able - Can I borrow your jacket?
to bring one thing - Yeah, sure.
from the outside world. - Thanks.
Are you...? What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Are you looking? I feel like I'm wearing
- Sorry. a bikini at school.
FRIDGE: I did that once.
They sent me to the office. we're not friends anymore?
Of course. You didn't wanna get stuck
Noah likes it in Jumanji? I don't think so.
when I show some skin. We're not friends
It's like the key because I'm not cool enough
to our relationship. to hang out with you,
Ew. so you pretended
Judgy much? Seriously, I can't not to even know me anymore,
even open my mouth around you. until you needed me
You don't even know me, but you, to do your homework because
like, decided you hate me. you couldn't do it yourself.
Oh, wait a minute. No wonder
I don't hate you. you don't know anything
- You don't? about westward expansion.
- No. Okay, you see that?
Look, I just think You know what?
you live in, like, I'm not stupid,
the "hot popular girl" Spencer.
bubble. I asked you to do me
Where everybody one simple favor.
either treats you Do my homework, so I don't
like a princess get kicked off the team,
or like an object. and you messed that up.
Maybe it makes you a little... Now I can't do the one thing
self-absorbed or something? that I'm good at,
[SIGHS] and it's all your fault.
That's fair. I should kick
But do you think maybe the shit out you right now.
the reason why you're I'd like to see you try.
so judgy is because What did you say?
you're, like, afraid that Oh, okay.
people aren't gonna I see what's going on here.
like you, Guys.
so you decide You think because you...
not to like them first? You, what, 6'4 ", 6'5",
No. 270 pounds of pure muscle,
Maybe. Maybe. I'm supposed
Okay, then. to be afraid of you?
I'm just saying, Is that what you think?
you're a babe. Own it. Maybe.
Thanks. FRIDGE:
I guess. Let me tell you something.
[] You're still
FRIDGE: So sick of this game. the same annoying kid
Just stay out of my way, Spencer. I've been trying to shake
SPENCER: since seventh grade.
What are you mad at me for? Ain't nothing changed.
FRIDGE: Why? Are you Don't let this new body
seriously asking me that? get your butt whupped.
You got me [BOTH GRUNT]
kicked off the team. []
Then you got me stuck in Dumb-ass.
whatever... Whatever this is. [YELLS]
And you wonder [SPENCER SCREAMS]
why we not friends no more. - BETHANY: No!
This is why - Spencer!
Spencer! Rations!
- You killed him! Guys, I think the game
- Fridge, you lunatic! is trying to tell us
Chill out. He'll be back. to keep our health up.
[GAME CHIMES] [SMOLDERS]
[GAME RUMBLES] We need to eat.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] Okay, stop doing that.
Don't call me a dumb-ass. Oh, my God, this is so good.
Don't push me. I haven't had bread
Or what, Spencer? since I was, like, 9.
Or I'll push you back. Are you serious?
[FRIDGE GRUNTS] How do you think
- [GRUNTS] I got these abs?
- [SCREAMS] FRIDGE:
- Oh! Let me try some of that.
- Oh! Mm.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] Wait, what...?
Did you just smack me? What is this?
You gonna smack me? That's my famous pound cake.
- Fridge, no. []
- Yeah, yeah. Cake?
Huh? You wanna smack...? Bethany, you said
[FRIDGE SCREAMING] this was bread.
BETHANY: It's been so long,
Oh, no, no, no! I forgot what it tastes like.
Enough. How do you forget what...?
We can't waste lives. What's hap...
We need each other. Something happening to me?
Like it or not, - No.
we have to do this together. - Am I... Am I shaking?
[SMOLDERS] - Huh-uh.
Could you say that - Am I breaking out?
one more time, please? No.
- We have to do this together? - Am I still black?
- But with the smolder. - Yes.
Do you have control of that, Okay. Okay, right?
or does that happen naturally? We're fine.
It just happens naturally. Everything is fine.
[SMOLDERS] Yeah, no, no, no,
[] it's okay.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING It probably just meant
INDISTINCTLY] that I love cake.
What are we supposed That I couldn't resist it.
to be doing? Yeah.
Looking for Hey, it's all good...
the missing map piece. [PEOPLE SCREAMING, GASPING]
So we just start [GAME CHIMES]
asking for it? [GAME RUMBLES]
No, I think we look around, [FRIDGE SCREAMING]
scope the place out, [PEOPLE GASPING]
but most importantly, guys, FRIDGE:
be discreet. God!
Rations! Get your rations! Oh! Ow!
Does anyone have any money? What the hell? Ugh!
I'm literally starving. Like I said,
Rations! Get your rations! important to be discreet.
Hey, you also said eat. Just go.
Rations! []
Get your... Black mamba!
You better - [SCREAMING]
shut your ass up! - FRIDGE: That's a black mamba.
Dr. Bravestone. A quarter milligram of its venom
Thank goodness you're here. is enough to kill an adult.
Jumanji needs you. You'll feel a tingling
Uh. Thanks. Good to be here. in your mouth and extremities,
Ask about followed by a fever, foaming
the missing piece. at the mouth, and ataxia,
Oh, right. which means
Hi. I'm Bethany. loss of muscle control.
I mean... - How do I know that?
Professor Shelly, something. - What do we do?
I'm a map doctor, - See anything else in there?
and I have this map that, - I didn't have time.
like, has a missing piece. - Oh, my God.
Dr. Bravestone. - SPENCER: Okay.
Thank goodness you're here. "Trust one another
Jumanji needs you. and never blink." Never blink.
Rude. You guys, I think
We need to find it's a staring contest.
the missing piece. - What?
[] - What are you talking about?
[BIRD SCREECHES] - Think about it. "Never blink"?
What you need - Guys, I think she's right.
is in the basket At camp,
One false move, they used to tell us
you're in a casket if you see a rattlesnake,
Trust one another, don't move. I think someone
and never blink has to make direct eye contact
The missing piece and not blink.
is not what you think And then Spencer
Oy vey. will reach in and grab
Good luck, mighty hero. - whatever else is in there.
- Jumanji needs you. - What? Why me again?
- Jumanji needs him. We know. - Because you're Bravestone.
You said it several times. - Okay, fine.
SPENCER: Who's good at staring
So thinking there's a, um... and not blinking?
A snake in there I'm amazing at it.
or something? Then this is your moment.
Yep. []
Sounds like Come on, Bethany.
a Bravestone thing to me. Okay.
Why would this be Just say when.
a Bravestone thing? Now.
You're the hero. - [HISSING]
You heard what he said. - [SCREAMS]
"Jumanji needs you." [SCREAMS]
Now, get. [SCREAMS]
[PANTING] - Oh!
[DRUMS BEATING - [WHIMPERS]
RHYTHMICALLY] What do we do?
I don't wanna do this! You gotta defang it.
I gotta what? I'm a very strong puncher.
You gotta pull Parry.
his mouth back Parry. Parry. Evade. Block.
from the blind spot Uppercut.
to disorient it. [MAN GRUNTS]
But be very careful Oh. Oh.
of the venom gland Duck! Head smash!
and the exposed [MAN YELLS]
secondary venom duct. [BOTH GRUNTING]
Then you gotta Kerpow!
snap its teeth... [LAUGHS]
[WINCES] Duck! Block!
...out of its head. Ka-blam!
Oh, oh! Evade! Punch!
I guess it wasn't Wall toss!
a staring contest. That is insane.
"Trust each other Let's do this.
and never blink." Do what?
You trusted me. Put... Put it
You trusted me, in my backpack.
and I defanged the snake. Dodge! Head slam!
I did it. Throw through ceiling!
I did that. [MAN SCREAMS]
Yeah. [GRUNTING]
Yeah, you did it. - Ah! - Ah!
Thank you. - Ah!
Oh, yeah. Sure. [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
BETHANY: Hello, doctor.
You guys? Been a long time.
This does not look like I believe you have something
a piece of a map. that belongs to me.
The missing piece We just wanna go home.
is an elephant? [GUNS COCKING]
Oh, wait, there's something [GASPS]
written on the wrapping paper. MAN:
"When you see me, Come on! Come with me! Hurry!
begin the climb." Get him!
"Begin the climb"? [GUNS FIRING]
When you see an elephant? Come on.
I defanged a snake. Down here.
[LAUGHS] Come on. Quick!
BETHANY: So keep your eyes [FOOTSTEPS, MEN YELLING]
peeled for an elephant, I guess? Shh!
That's, like, Okay.
the next level of the game? I need you to follow me
[MOTORCYCLE REVVING] and do exactly as I say.
Hey! Let's move.
Run! Oh, my God, you guys,
Oh, God. I am so stoked you are here.
Watch out! - You have no idea. So stoked.
MARTHA: - You are?
Jump! MAN: I mean, I saw you
- BETHANY: Jump. guys in the bazaar,
- FRIDGE: Go, go, go! and I thought
Hey! to myself, "No way."
I have to warn you, I think Then I was like,
yeah, that's... - [CHUCKLES]
Backs against the wall! In real life, you'd probably
FRIDGE: wanna hit that.
Oh, my goodness! They got away.
Let's keep moving. Looks like they had help.
- Watch your step in here. Seaplane.
- Um, who are you? He must've crawled out
And who do you think of his hole.
we are? I'm sorry, boss.
Right. It won't happen again.
Sorry, okay, my bad. I know it won't.
Um. Let me back up [GAGGING]
a little bit here. [YELLS]
Wait, are you the pilot? SPENCER:
"Seaplane" somebody? What are you making?
- Yeah, that's me. Margaritas. It's actually
- FRIDGE: Wait a minute. one of my strengths.
You're the other That and piloting,
character that was taken. although I did get shot down
- So you're in the game too? by a couple orangutans
- MAN: Stay off the white bricks... in fighter jets,
- What? so maybe not
- MAN: And freeze. that great at it.
- Aah! Anyway, cheers.
- Oh! Ah.
[GASPING] - Oh. Thanks.
So gnarly. - Sure.
This game sucks. I've never
Hup! had alcohol before.
[CROCODILES THRASHING] - SPENCER: Me either.
All right. Get this plank. - MARTHA: Know what?
Follow me. - What the hell? Woo!
Careful. - Lehayim.
It's a horrible way to die. [GRUNTS]
[SOFTLY] [SPENCER COUGHING]
Oh, God. - And I'm done with that.
There you go. All right. - It's good.
Come on. Can I get one more of those?
I got it, I got it. - Yeah.
I just defanged a snake. - BETHANY: Alex?
Give me What's up with
a little respect. all these candles?
Okay. ALEX? Citronella. One
[] of my weaknesses
[YELLS] is mosquitoes,
[PANTING] which is kind of a bummer
- Hi there. when you live alone
- Hi. in an open hut in the jungle.
[GRUNTS] [CHUCKLES]
Come on. [QUIETLY]
[] He's single.
Anyway, I'm Alex. Who's this?
Spencer Gilpin. Who's Alan Parrish?
Martha, Fridge and Bethany. He's the guy
Bethany? You're a girl? who built this place.
- Woman. Wait, other people have
been stuck here too? we needed to find.
Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's So the clue was to, what,
house. I'm just living in it. go to the bazaar
BETHANY [IN NORMAL VOICE]: to find the missing piece?
So, Alex, tell me, It wasn't the elephant.
how long have - It was me.
you been in the game? - Yeah.
Oh, it's tough to say. Dudes, let's do this.
Time is kind of funny here. - Yeah.
But a few months, at least. - MARTHA: Yeah.
- A few months? - SPENCER: Let's do this.
- What? - MARTHA: Let's do this.
Yeah, Hey, Spencer,
I can't seem to make it you gonna drink that margarita?
past the transportation shed. SPENCER:
Transportation shed? I... You're done.
What's that? FRIDGE:
It's the next level. This is one good margarita.
First time, my hot-air balloon []
wouldn't even take off. ALEX: There it is. The
And then there was the whole transportation shed.
plane thing I mentioned. There's all sorts
And once I got down of vehicles inside.
to my last life, We gotta get one,
I realized I was screwed. get across the canyon,
And that I was never gonna and get to the Jaguar statue.
get out of here by myself. Okay, I see
Half the stuff that came at me, the transportation shed,
I had zero way to deal with. I see the canyon, but
You can't kill a black mamba I still can't see the statue,
with a margarita. which is weird 'cause
You sure can't. it's the most important thing
You need a zoologist for that. in Jumanji and it's huge.
[] That's what she said.
Alex, we can help each other. [LAUGHING]
You've been here a long time, You drunk, Fridge?
you know the game, What are you talking about?
and between us, I ain't drunk.
we have a lot of strengths. - He is drunk.
Yeah. We're actually - I had three little margaritas.
pretty good together. You're about
I don't know, bro. half your usual size.
Okay, I mess up Whatever, whatever.
one more time, I'm toast. Alex, what do we do?
Totally freaks me out How do we get past these guards?
even thinking about Last time,
going back to I waited till they left.
the transportation shed. How long did that take?
I don't wanna die - Three weeks?
in Jumanji. - Oh, we gonna die.
We just gotta stick together. Okay. Plan B.
If we do that, we can win. Maybe there's
I know we can. another door somewhere.
Oh, my God. But we gotta distract
You're our missing piece. those guys first.
You were the thing BETHANY:
I've got it. BETHANY:
Distracting guys is, like, Watch and learn.
the main thing I do. Hey, what did you mean by
He plays video games, that candlelight-dinner thing?
I distract guys. - What are you talking about?
Bethany, I hate to break it - You said it, me and Martha,
to you right now, candlelight dinner.
but you don't exactly What does that even mean?
have the, um, the tool kit. The girl is into you,
- Not me. Spencer.
- What? [LOUDLY]
- You have to go down there and flirt with What?
those guys... [GUN COCKS]
- No. [BUG BUZZES]
- ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. []
- No! Okay, in flirting
I can't just go over there situations,
and flirt the key is making them
with some weird soldiers check you out
I don't know. without letting them know
I know, but right now that you know that
we don't have a better idea. they're checking you out.
You don't understand. You're like, "Whatever."
I actually can't do it. When they try to talk to you,
[WHISPERING] you can play it
I can't talk to guys. one of three ways:
I'm terrible at it. dumb, super into it,
[WHISPERING] or nasty.
I can give you some pointers. Which way you play it depends on
[IN NORMAL VOICE] No, I'm sorry. We what guy you deal with.
have to come up with another plan. This is like my dream and my
I'm not... No. Heh. nightmare all at one time.
Not doing that. I'm not gonna
Martha, you just have to take that personally.
distract them long enough Now, hair is everything.
for us Touch it. Move it.
to get into the shed. Play with it.
I really don't think Move it around a lot.
I can, I'm not... Hypnotize them with it.
Like, I'm not actually Give me a flip like that.
some badass girl. Okay, now angle your eyes down.
What are you talking about? Now, head down.
You're a total badass. Tilt up. Eyes big.
You could do anything. - Now sparkle.
[BOTH LAUGH] - Sparkle?
FRIDGE: Like an anime character.
That's beautiful, Spencer. Now sparkle.
Why don't I set you up [SNIFFS]
with a nice candlelight dinner? [SHORT GASPING]
Or do you guys wanna get [GASPING, WHEEZING]
the hell out of here? Needs work.
All right. []
Show me how it's done. Do you really think
Class is in session. she likes me?
- Come on, girl. Why are we still
- Okay. talking about this?
I mean, what if [CHUCKLES]
she tries to kiss me? - Cool.
Then you just - Okay, flirt
kiss her back, man. like our lives depend on it.
What if she tries 'Cause they do.
to kiss me, like... ALEX:
Like, without warning? Okay, there's the door.
What are you talking about? We just need something
Haven't you ever kissed anyone? to cut through the fence.
Don't... You gonna tell Okay, Fridge, you got anything
the whole jungle? like that in the backpack?
Guys, I found Uh, yeah, I should. What...?
a side door. Over here. Here you go. I got some...
- Guess what I found. Some bolt cutters.
- No, no, don't tell him. Does that seem like a good tool
Okay, let's talk about for the situation?
your walk. Perfect, actually.
Take your time. It's called backpack power,
Make a meal of it. baby.
Like a gorgeous gazelle. [MAN LAUGHS]
Or a horse. High-step it. You guys,
One foot in front of the other. I think this is gonna work.
And bring it. I think so too.
Boom, boom... She's pretty fly.
That's not it. And those guys don't meet
Yikes. a lot of new people.
Anything you can do to "Fly"?
draw attention to the lips. Well, not like
A little nibble like this. Cindy Crawford fly,
A nibble goes but for Jumanji,
a long way, girlfriend. she the bomb.
Good. That's better. "The bomb"?
Now smile. - Cindy Crawford?
You look terrified. - That's your go-to?
Oh, God, ALEX:
you're so funny. I'm just saying, I'm sure
- You're so funny. they'd like to
- Oh, God, you're so funny. get jiggy with her.
Oh, my God, []
you're so funny. Alex.
- I think I'm getting it. What year do you think it is?
- You are getting it. Go, girl. - What do you mean?
Now, keep your lips - Oh, no.
slightly parted, like... It's 1996.
Yeah, not-not gross, You're Alex Vreeke,
just relaxed. aren't you?
Touch your tongue Yeah, that's right.
to the roof of your mouth. Wait a minute,
- Like this. you mean Freak House?
- Like this? Wait, what are you...
- Like this. What are you guys talking about?
- Like this? How do you know me?
Like this. Alex, I don't know how
Like this. to tell you this...
Like this? You've been in this game
I think you're ready. for 20 years.
That's probably not have to tell you
how I would've done it. about this book
What? that I've been reading.
No. You guys are messing About microbiology.
with me, right? Which is one of
No, we're not. my favorite biologies.
Alex Vreeke. Hello, little lady.
Everybody in Brantford What are you doing
knows about you. out here all alone?
You're the kid - [GUN COCKS]
that disappeared. - [WHIMPERS]
Twenty years ago. You are a badass.
Twenty years? [CLICKS]
Twenty years, man. Ooh, baby
I don't even know I love your way
how to say this, but Every day, yeah
Cindy Crawford, dude, Hey.
she's like 50 years old. You guys like to dance?
- But still fly. ...every day
- Eh. Shadows grow so long
Wait... Before my eyes
There she is. And they're moving
Hey. Oh, yeah, there we go.
We're gonna get you home. Across the page
Yeah. Suddenly the day
[] Turns into night
[EXHALES] Ooh
FRIDGE: The hell is Far away from the city
going on with her butt? SPENCER: Which one,
Bethany, what did which one, which one?
you tell her to do? [MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED]
Did she twist her ankle, I hate this place.
maybe, or...? 'Cause your love
She's never flirted before. Just won't...
Give her a break. Her strength is dance fighting.
Hello, little lady. SPENCER: Alex, what do you think, huh?
What are you doing What's the move?
out here all alone? - What?
[IN DEEPER VOICE] - SPENCER: What do we take?
Hey, you guys. - Which one?
I seem to be lost. - I don't know, man, okay?
Can you guys help me? - I told you, I...
[EXHALES SHARPLY] - SPENCER: We gotta fly.
Hello, little lady. SPENCER:
What are you doing The helicopter? We gotta fly.
out here all alone? ALEX:
[LAUGHS] I told you I don't know.
You guys are so ...light the skies
interesting and funny. [GRUNTING]
What's she doing? With the help
What, she got a bug Of some fireflies
in her hair? She's kicking their ass.
She's forgotten That's our girl.
all of our training. Yes, queen!
Let's go. ...the power to shine
Wait! I... I... I I can see them
Under the pine Fine. I'll do it.
She is destroying them. How hard can it be?
But don't hesitate It's a helicopter.
La di dah You... You press
'Cause your love a button, the...
Just won't wait They gonna spin. Okay.
[BOTH GRUNT] Then after that, I got my...
Just won't wait The... The lever.
[BOTH GRUNTING] That's how...
Ooh, baby That's how you getting
I love your way the forward-backward action.
Every day Once we in the air,
Wanna tell you I'mma be all right.
I love your way This, I just gotta get...
I wanna tell you 'Cause it ain't got
I love your way no step stool, so...
Wanna be with you Let me see something.
Night and day I can probably just...
Every day and every way Get in, but be careful.
- BETHANY: You go, girl! - No, you're drunk.
- FRIDGE: Yeah. - MARTHA: No way. Nuh-uh.
Woo! Woo-hoo! Fridge, you're drunk.
Go, go! Give me the keys.
Yes! Yes! You're my hero. - I'm?
[MOTORCYCLES REVVING] - Alex. Alex.
- We gotta go. If I can fight
- BETHANY: You should give me those guys,
lessons in kicking ass. you can fly this helicopter.
Give me a hug. I know you can.
- Oh, my God. Come on.
- You did it. []
- I did. Alex.
- Yeah, give me a hug, girlfriend. This is where we need you.
As great of a moment as that is, Remember,
we ain't got the time. you're the missing piece.
- SPENCER: Yeah. Seaplane McDonough
- They coming. reporting for duty.
The motorcycle freaks Let's go, people.
is coming. []
Seaplane! [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
We got to fly, man. Whoa!
Nope. I can't do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay? I told you, [ALEX GRUNTING]
I'm not a good pilot. - BETHANY: What's wrong?
Maybe we should take - ALEX: Something's broken!
the school bus. - What?
We can't outrun no motorcycle - What do you mean?
on no damn bus! ALEX:
You picked the plane Hang on!
and hot-air balloon. [ALL SCREAMING]
Maybe pick FRIDGE: Oh, my God,
the helicopter. we're about to die!
No, I can't do it. Okay? We're about to die!
I don't wanna die. - MARTHA: Oh, my God!
I'm freaking out - ALEX: It won't go up!
a little bit. - SPENCER: What?
- FRIDGE: What do you mean? - Spencer!
The collective is busted. - FRIDGE: Speed it up, Alex!
- What? Spencer!
- It controls the plate up there, MARTHA:
which tilts the rotors Hurry! Come on, fix it!
and controls the pitch. [ALL SCREAMING]
It's how we go up and down. - MARTHA: Oh, my God!
[DRUMS BEATING - ALEX: Running out of time!
RHYTHMICALLY] - MARTHA: Fix it, please!
You guys? - No, no, no.
- That can't be good. SPENCER:
- It's no way that's good news. Got it!
[RHINOS BELLOWING] BETHANY: We made it! You did it!
Albino rhinos! I thought we were gonna die.
They're indigenous - Oh.
to Jumanji. - BETHANY: Yes!
They're huge, - Nice!
white, scary, and stupid, - SPENCER: Thank you.
- and they eat people. - Thank you, guys.
- No. - You did it. That was scary.
SPENCER: Oops.
They're getting close! What?
My stomach's starting I dropped the jewel.
to bother me a bit. [IN UNISON]
- MARTHA: Go up! What?
- ALEX: I can't go up! You dropped the jewel?
I think I had I leaned over,
too many margaritas. thought I had to puke,
[BELLOWING CONTINUES] and I didn't.
BETHANY: You guys, It came out
what are we gonna do? of my backpack.
I'll fix the helicopter. - We need the freaking jewel!
- Yes! - I know.
- Tell me what to do. That's-that's-that's the crazy
You gotta connect part 'cause I know we need it.
the flight-control rod So we're in a pickle.
to the mesh plate We're in a pickle.
under the rotors. Turn around.
Flight-control rod, mesh plate, We gotta go get it.
under the rotors. Yeah, let's loop around.
- Wait, what? Look for it.
- I'll be right back. Everybody open your eyes.
- Spencer, where are you going? Let's all look for it
- FRIDGE: Hurry up. as a group.
- Be careful! There! I see it!
- No, no, just hurry up! MARTHA:
SPENCER: All right, just What are they doing?
gonna stand on this thingy, It's like they're
pull myself up towards these protecting it or something.
deadly helicopter blades. Okay. - How are we gonna do this?
There's the mesh plate. - I don't know.
Here's that rod thingy. Well, you gotta go get it,
[GRUNTING] right, buddy?
- [SPENCER GRUNTS] [RHINOS BELLOWING]
- [BOTH SCREAM] What do you need?
[SPENCER GRUNTING] Your boomerang?
Maybe some scissors? Things that I will never be able
A pipe wrench? to erase from memory.
Some shoelaces? [ALL LAUGHING]
I'm your valet. Whatever Oh, that's funny to you guys.
you need, I can get it for you. Go ahead, laugh it up.
Okay? You just say the word. Get it out.
- What? Guys, I've been trying
- I'm sorry, buddy. to get across
Sorry for what? this canyon for, like,
[SCREAMING] 20 years, okay?
Ow! Do you realize
[GASPS] how huge this is?
No. [BUG BUZZING]
[WHIMPERS] Mosquito.
[FRIDGE SCREAMING] No, no, no!
[GRUNTS] Alex, no, no, no!
SPENCER: - Alex.
Turn us around. - BETHANY: Alex, no, no.
No! SPENCER:
Heel! Heel! Stop! Alex?
Oh, my God! Alex, talk to me.
- BETHANY & MARTHA: No! Wake up. Here we go.
- Alex, get ready to roll us MARTHA:
- to the side. Alex? He's dying.
- What? No, we can't let him die.
[GAME CHIMES] We're too close!
SPENCER; When I tell you, Does anyone
roll 90 degrees to the right. know how to do CPR?
Now! Yeah, start with three chest
[FRIDGE SCREAMING] compressions and mouth-to-mouth.
You pushed me out One, two, three.
the helicopter, jackass! How do I do this?
[HELICOPTER POWERING DOWN] Okay, pinch his nose,
BETHANY: open his mouth,
Oh, wow! - full lip-lock.
- MARTHA: Spencer, you're amazing. - Okay.
- SPENCER: Thank you. Ah, one breath, two breaths,
BETHANY: then repeat.
You are a killer pilot, Alex. BETHANY:
- ALEX: Thanks. Come on, Alex.
- BETHANY: You too, Spencer, Bethany, stop. Your tattoo.
- you were incredible! It looks like you're giving him
- Thank you... one of your lives.
- FRIDGE: Hey! I'm okay with that.
- ...but he was amazing, our pilot. What if you need it
- FRIDGE: Excuse me. for yourself?
- You killed it. I want Alex to come home too.
Excuse me. [GASPING, COUGHING]
Excuse me! Oh!
I'm the one that - [GASPS]
was a human sacrifice. - [BETHANY GASPS]
You don't know what's on [GAME CHIMES]
the underside of those rhinos. [PANTING]
And you don't wanna know. - What happened?
I've seen a lot of things. - Alex,
Felt them on my face too. Bethany gave you
one of her lives. - Hey.
Bethany, you okay? - What are you doing?
BETHANY: I, uh, I was just
I think so. filling these up.
Bethany, - Cool.
is that true? - Yeah.
You gave me I'm glad you're here.
one of your lives? I, uh, ahem...
I mean, yeah, of course. - I have something to tell you.
Thank you. - Yeah?
What? What are And I wanna tell you now,
you looking at? just in case
You got a situation. the next time
[GASPS] that we talk
Oh, my God, I'm no longer brave.
these things are crazy. I like you, Martha.
[] I, like, like you.
Twenty years, [LAUGHS]
huh? Like,
Yeah, I'm fully into you.
I guess so. - You are?
You know, - I am.
I just keep thinking about And I have been
my poor parents. since, like,
And what they must've the seventh grade.
been through. Really?
And why, because I was sitting Wowza. I don't think
in my hideout, this has ever happened before.
too afraid - What do you mean?
to finish the game? - Oh, I mean, like, I don't think
I'm sorry. anyone's ever liked me that I...
I don't mean to lay this on you. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm just... I never tell anyone
You're really easy how I fe...
to talk to. []
No, I get it. I'm into you too,
I mean, sometimes Spencer.
it's easy to get so focused - You are?
on your own stuff - Yes. Yes! Heh, heh!
that you forget other people God, you're smart
have problems too. and sweet and cute.
That's really deep. Yeah, I'm pretty into you.
Thanks. I feel like [GIGGLES]
ever since I lost my phone, Wait. Are you sure it's not
my other senses have because of, like, all of...?
kind of heightened. What? Oh, my God, no, no.
Does "phone" mean something That is not my type.
different in the future? I'm into nerds.
What about you, Alex? Really?
What are you like? I'm a nerd.
In the real world. [GIGGLES]
What's your vibe? []
Full-on - That was... I was so awful.
metalhead. - I've never kissed anyone.
A drummer, like my dad. - You've never...?
Hey. - Never. That was the first time.
- I have never. []
- Oh, you haven't? Did he just refer to himself
- No. in the third person?
- Okay. Cool. Um, fourth person, I think.
- You can't tell, right? [SPENCER GRUNTS]
- [LAUGHS] How does he do that?
Come on. Hey! Climbing is one
I don't wanna see that. of his strengths.
I don't, not today. Oh. Gotcha.
While you're down here Cake makes me
professing your love explode.
for one another, [SQUEAKING]
I found the Jaguar. [YELLS]
Let's go. God! Ugh! [GRUNTING]
[] [ROARS]
- There it is. - No! Spencer!
- There it is. - Oh, my God!
We'd better get walking. - [SPENCER SCREAMING]
[BIRD SCREECHES] - FRIDGE: Spencer!
[THUNDER RUMBLING] Spencer!
I think we just [GROWLING]
follow this path. Oh, my God, you guys.
No. It can't be that easy. Panthers.
"The Defenders." No.
What does Those are jaguars.
that mean? [THUNDER RUMBLING]
There's only one way [GAME CHIMES]
to find out. - [GASPS]
Fridge, - [GAME RUMBLES]
give me the jewel. [PANTING]
[] Spencer!
Spencer. Oh, my God.
[BETHANY GASPS] Are you okay?
[DRUMS BEATING Yeah. I think so.
RHYTHMICALLY] You still have the jewel,
Something's about to happen. right?
I hate those drums. - I got it.
What, you're just gonna - Oh, thank God.
walk in there? Hey, what happened?
No. I don't wanna talk
That's what the game wants us about it.
to do. Follow the path. BETHANY:
It's a trap. Okay, we need a new plan.
"When you see the elephant... - FRIDGE: Yeah.
begin the climb." - MARTHA: Right.
I'll go through the trees. - ALEX: Totally.
- The trees? - Spencer, any ideas?
- Yeah. Can I speak with you
Do you think for a minute?
that's what that means? Now?
That must be it. What's going on?
That's the move. I can't do this.
This is the final level - What are you talking about?
of the game. - I can't do this.
And I'm pretty sure Okay, who am I kidding?
this is a Bravestone thing. I'm not some adventurer.
I'm not actually brave. we need you to do.
Spencer, I just saw you [MOTORCYCLES REV]
hanging out of a helicopter. Ooh, baby
It's a lot easier to be brave I love your way
when you have lives to spare. Every day, yeah
It's a lot harder... Ooh, baby
when you only have one life. I love your way
[] You guys like to dance?
We-we always only have [GRUNTING]
one life, man. Shadows grow so long
Okay? That's... That's all Before my eyes
we get. That's how it works. [GROWLING]
The question is, Hey! Over here!
is how are you gonna live it? Come and get me!
Which guy are []
you gonna decide to be? I wanna tell you, I wanna
Did I just quote Tell you, I wanna tell you
our principal? [GRUNTING]
What the hell is this game doing [MARTHA PANTING]
to me? I gotta get out of here. No! No.
Look. [GASPS]
We can do this, man. [GRUNTS, GROANS]
We can do it together. [WHIMPERING]
- Together. - MARTHA: Thanks.
- Together. - Sure.
You're a good friend, Get to the statue. Go!
Fridge. []
All right. [GASPS]
Okay. I don't know [ROARING]
video games, Oh, no! I...
but what I do know [VOICE VOCALIZES]
is football. [JAGUARS GROWLING]
Now, those lightning-fast, SPENCER:
man-eating cats out there? Ah, whoa, whoa.
They're the Defenders. [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
Which means we gotta run [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
one hell of an offense. Oh, man. Okay.
You guys. Stay calm, don't panic.
[MOTORCYCLES REVVING] Stop!
We gotta go. It's the elephant
All right. and the mouse.
Here's what we're gonna do. What's up?
We're gonna fan out Mouse Finbar.
and run a play that I call: Zoologist.
"The Double Reverse Zoologist and...
Refrigerator." And backpack guy.
Bethany, []
you go up the left side. Give me the jewel,
I'll go up the right. or your friend dies.
Alex, you'll draw - Don't give it to him!
the defense, - Quiet!
so Spencer can go Stop!
up the middle. [GROWLING]
- MARTHA: I'll go with Spencer. Take me instead,
- FRIDGE: No. okay?
There's something else [GROWLING]
[MARTHA YELPS] BOTH:
[BETHANY WHIMPERS] Jumanji!
Give me the jewel. ALL:
I can't do that. Jumanji!
Five. []
- Four, three... [ALL GASP]
- I can't give you the jewel. [CHUCKLES]
- Spencer. [CHUCKLES]
- Two! - MARTHA: I think we did it.
Because I don't have it! - FRIDGE: I think we won.
[POUNDING FOOTSTEPS] - BETHANY: I think we did.
[TRUMPETING] - [CAR HORN HONKS]
Zoology, bitch! Guys,
[GROWLING] it's Nigel.
[FRIDGE YELLING] Nigel.
No, no, no! Don't... [HORN HONKS]
- [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] [ENGINE STOPS]
- [FRIDGE YELPS] Well done,
BETHANY: intrepid adventurers!
Douche bag! You suck! You lifted the curse!
- Elephant. - All of Jumanji thanks you.
- "Begin the climb." - [ALL CHUCKLE]
ALEX: Your work here is done.
Leave her alone! So, sadly,
Get up there, this is where we part.
I'll get the jewel to you. Seaplane McDonough,
- Martha. let me shake your hand.
- Trust me. Alex.
- I'll get it to you. Go. Adieu, Professor Oberon.
- Okay. Later, dude.
Go, Martha! I'll miss you the most,
[GRUNTING] my little Mouse.
Alex! Get me the hell
[] out of here.
[GRUNTING] Farewell, Ruby Roundhouse.
I'll take that. Wait.
Game over. What if we didn't go back?
[MOTORCYCLE REVVING I just...
IN DISTANCE] I like being like this.
[] With you.
I don't think so. Then let's be like this,
Venom's my weakness. every day.
[WINCES] Just come home.
Go, Spencer. Dr. Bravestone.
[GRUNTS] Nigel, I'm ready to go home.
No. Farewell, my good man.
[] See you later,
[GRUNTS] Bravestone.
[GRUNTS] []
[GRUNTS] [DEEP SIGH]
- Yeah! - Wow! BETHANY:
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
[] Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes!
"Call out its name." I'm back, baby!
Call out its name! I will never complain
Call out its name, everyone! about my body ever again.
Oh, thank God. []
Oh, I missed you. So stoked. Heh.
Where's Alex? [STUDENTS CHATTERING
[] INDISTINCTLY]
SPENCER: []
Wait, look. Yo.
FRIDGE: Yo.
Freak House? You wanna
Do you think...? go backpacking?
That means, maybe... Like, in nature?
- BOY: Grandpa! Yeah, but, like, somewhere,
- GRANDPA: Hey! like, really amazing.
Come here. Come here. Next summer?
Oh, that's my girl. What do you think?
- WOMAN: Hi! - Are you okay?
- GRANDPA: So good to see you. - SPENCER: Hey.
GRANDPA: Come on. Come on Oh, um,
and say hi to Grandma. I'll catch you later.
- Alex? I'll see you after class?
- Hey, Dad, when you get a sec, - Hey!
- could you give us a hand? - SPENCER: Hello.
- GRANDPA: Yeah. - Hey.
ALEX: - So, uh, anything...
Oh, that is some tree. interesting
- Yeah, it's not too bad. happen lately?
- Yeah. No, I can't think
Hey, Dad, will you of anything.
give me a second? Yeah. Heh.
- Oh, yeah, sure. Have you guys talked
- ALEX: I'll be right back. to Martha?
Bethany? Oh, I was texting her
- Spencer? this weekend.
- Yeah. Have you talked to her?
Ruby Roundhouse? Hey. There she is.
[BOTH CHUCKLE] Go get that girl,
And that Dr. Bravestone.
would make you Fridge. []
[FRIDGE & ALEX CHUCKLE] Hi.
I'm stoked to see you. - Hi.
All of you. - I really...
- You made it back. - I really wanted to call you.
- ALEX: Yeah, I did. - I get it.
It spit me out Sorry, I don't know
right where I started, so... why I didn't call.
And your parents It's weird being out and,
and your house? not, like, knowing,
Yeah, they... All good, bro. like, what's going on and...
You're an adult now. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
You have a family. What?
I do, yeah. []
This is Andy. Smoldering.
And then my daughter... [DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]
My daughter's name []
is Bethany.
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