Chaplin Libretto
Chaplin Libretto
Chaplin Libretto
(10th,(2012( (
Chaplin
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A new musical
Contact:
Susan Weaving
William Morris / Endeavor
212-903-1170
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 1(
PROLOGUE
HEDDA
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN?
(
MILDRED, LITA & PAULETTE
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN?
WOMEN
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD.
ENSEMBLE
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?
MILDRED
Charlie, I love you...
SYDNEY
Cablegram's addressed to you, Charlie. You're the one with the talent.
ENSEMBLE HEDDA
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, What's up, Charlie? Are you
( WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?
(
hiding from me? Afraid?
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 2(
ENSEMBLE
TELL US MR. CHAPLIN 'BOUT THIS SCANDAL SHE'S UNCOVERED
TELL US MR. CHAPLIN 'BOUT THIS STORY SHE'S
DISCOVERED
HEDDA
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD
ENSEMBLE
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?
WHAT'CHA GONNA...
HEDDA
HOLLY…
SOUND: A loud shrill bell, of the sort used on movie sound
stages to indicate that shooting is about to start. As LIGHTS go
to black, CHARLIE is flown off the tightrope wire up into the
flies, while ALL exit, except for those involved in the "Look At
All The People" scene.
CHARLIE (V.O.)
(pre-recorded, a voice over a sound-stage loudspeaker)
Stand by! Quiet on the set! Lights!
CREWMAN
Chaplin Scene One: -- Take one!
CHARLIE (V.O.)
Cue the snow! Action!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 3(
Fake snow begins to fall from the grid above the sound stage,
as the members of our cast involved in "Look at All the People"
make their entrances.
YOUNG CHARLIE
I don't wanna.
HANNAH
Don't be sad, Charlie. Things are gonna get better. And don't forget when
Mummy and Daddy fight like we did tonight, it's not your fault.
YOUNG CHARLIE
I know.
HANNAH
It's Daddy's.
YOUNG GIRL
Oy! Gimme back my hat!
HANNAH
Now there's somethin' to really be unhappy about. Poor girl out in the cold
without a hat. See, everyone along Kennington Lane, they got their cares
and worries, same as us.
!
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HANNAH
HANNAH
SEE HOW HE IS TRYING
HANNAH (CONT’D)
HANNAH
Oh la, look at them two. So uppity. So fake.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Fake?
HANNAH
Yes, trying to make everyone think they're rich, from Mayfair.
YOUNG CHARLIE
But they're not?
HANNAH
Uh-uh. I'm on to them, Charlie. Look at his frayed coat and her worn-out
shoes. They're as poor as we are. Oh, and look at this sorry bloke. Drunk as
a lord.
A DRUNK staggers by, struggling with his jacket, which HE has
half off and half on while nonetheless trying to pretend to a
passing POLICEMAN that HE is perfectly sober.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Just like Daddy.
HANNAH
Just like Daddy. But trying to pretend he's sober.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Just like Daddy. Look at me, Mum.
HANNAH (CONT’D)
THERE YOU'LL FIND YOUR STORY,
AND THEN YOU CAN PLAY YOUR PART.
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Lambeth's Orpheum Theater. Now
here's one of your favorite performers, the lovely Hannah Chaplin!
HANNAH
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT BIG HOUSE
(HANNAH stops.)
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Hannah?
!
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HANNAH
Sorry, I can't seem to remember what comes next.
(SHE tries to sing.)
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Christ, Hannah, you sung the bloody song a hundred times.
(SHE stops. The Hall is silent.)
CROWD (VARIOUS)
(Heckle Hannah)
Booo . . . C'mon . . . Just sing the song.
HANNAH
BUT THERE . . . WILL . . .
(SHE loses it again.)
I can't!
CROWD (VARIOUS)
Come on Hannah! Get on with it or get off the stage. Go home. What's
wrong? Booo!
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
What's wrong with ya, Hannah? Sing!
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Ladies and Gentlemen, Charlie Chaplin!
GOES AROUND!
(Musical interlude.)
CHARLIE, ENSEMBLE
AND WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL FALLS
DOWN,
CHARLIE, ENSEMBLE
REMEMBER WHAT'CHA GIVE IS WHAT ALWAYS
GOES AROUND!
GLORIA
Syd, roses for me, you shouldn't have.
SYDNEY
Ain't for you, Gloria, unless you'd like to walk out with me after the show
tonight.
GLORIA
Ha! I wouldn’t go out with you or that no good kid brother of yours for all the
roses in the world.
SYDNEY
C'mon, Charlie, we're already late and you promised.
CHARLIE
I did. In a weak moment. But, actually, I'm not going with you.
SYDNEY
Why?
CHARLIE
Because I don't want to see her, that's why. Sorry, but if she can't remember
who I am, thank you very much, then I can't remember who she is.
SYDNEY
All right, the hell with ya. I'll go by myself, again.
(HE starts off and stops to call back)
Don't forget, she's still our mother, Charlie!
(HE exits)
!
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CHARLIE
(to himself)
I haven't forgotten.
KARNO
(entering)
So, Chaplin, what's this I hear about you havin' some kind of job offer in
America?
CHARLIE
It's nothin', Mr. Karno.
(pulling a cablegram from his pocket)
I got this cablegram. Probably some kind of joke.
KARNO
(grabbing the cablegram out of his hand)
Lemme see that.
(reading the cablegram aloud)
"Mack Sennett of Keystone Pictures offers Charles Chaplin a starting
salary of one hundred and fifty dollars a week to appear in his Keystone
movies."
ALF
A hundred and fifty dollars a week! Can I go too?
KARNO
Mack Sennett?
CHARLIE
I heard that he was in the audience one night when we were over in New
York.
KARNO
Was he, now? But you're not thinking of accepting this offer, are you?
CHARLIE
Oh, well, no, probably not, Mr. Karno.
KARNO
You better not be! You’re my star comic.
CHARLIE
Yes, sir, your star comic.
(taking the cablegram back from KARNO)
Paid five pounds a week. And this says a hundred and fifty dollars a week.
KARNO
CHARLIE
Actually, no, sir, I haven't.
KARNO
Well, I have, and they're nothing. A cheap gimmick, a passing fad.
ALF
Like marriage.
KARNO
Besides, Chaplin, the theatre is in your blood. Your father and mother were
top of the bill in this very theatre. You're following in their footsteps.
CHARLIE
Dad died drunk and Mum went crazy. Maybe I should go into the movies.
KARNO
You do and I'll see to it that you never work in London again, you ungrateful
young bastard.
CHARLIE
Thanks for being so understanding, Mr. Karno.
(Karno exits. Looking again at his cablegram)
CHARLIE (CONT'D)
A hundred and fifty dollars a week.
(to ALF))
Say, Alf, where can I see one of those flicker shows?
ALF
There's one up at Leicester Square. I went last Sunday. Laughed my
bloomin' head off.
CHARLIE
Really?
ALF
! Really!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 13(
TICKET SELLER
Five pence flicker show. Only five pence. Come see the greatest new
invention of the 20th century -- the movies! Show just about to begin!
Flickers!
CHARLIE
(handing a coin to the TICKET SELLER)
One, please.
TICKET SELLER
Right in there, sir. They’re just about to start.
Flickers!
YOUNG CHARLIE
No, Mum, don't leave me here.
HANNAH
I'm sorry, Charlie but I have to.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Please Mum, no, I wanna stay with you.
NURSE
You can't. Your mother isn't well. She has to go in hospital.
YOUNG CHARLIE
But I wanna go with her.
HANNAH
No, Charlie. Children aren't allowed.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Why not? Why not?
NURSE
Because they're not.
YOUNG CHARLIE
But I wanna...
GUARD
That's enough, boy.
HANNAH
And never forget, I love you.
(as SHE gives the rose to YOUNG CHARLIE)
NURSE
( Come along, Hannah.
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YOUNG CHARLIE
No, you don't! You don't! Or you wouldn't leave me here!
GUARD
Come along, boy.
HANNAH
I'll come back for you, Charlie, I promise.
YOUNG CHARLIE
(clutching the rose)
No, Mum! Mum! Don't leave me here! Please don't leave me here! Mum!
Mum! Mum!
LIGHTS change.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
(As CHARLIE rises, the movie seats disappear and we are
back on a London street.)
CHARLIE
SO GOODBYE TO MY LIFE HERE IN LONDON,
ON THIS CHANCE.
CHARLIE (CONT'D.)
SOMEBODY DIFFERENT.
SOMEBODY NEW.
! (CHARLIE exits.)
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CHARLIE (V.O.)
Moving on, set up for Keystone Studios!
CREWMAN
Chaplin, Scene five -- Take One!
CHARLIE (V.O.)
Cue the cast! Action!
Underscore ends.
!
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SENNETT
Chaplin! Where the hell is that Chaplin?
SENNETT ASSISTANT
(entering with a scared and nervous-looking CHARLIE)
He's right here, Mr. Sennett.
SENNETT
How do you do, Chaplin, I'm Mack Sennett and you're three days late.
CHARLIE
How do you, sir, and I'm very sorry. But I was seasick for eight days,
bounced around in a cigar-smelly railroad car for eight more, arrived in Los
Angeles on time, three days ago, but then couldn't find my way here in all
this heat and bloody sunlight. I'm used to London. Where's the fog? Where's
the rain?
SENNETT
In other words, you're scared to death.
CHARLIE
Exactly. I mean, I'm a stage entertainer, never done a movie.
SENNETT
That's all right, neither had I until three years ago. 'Cause there weren't any.
Don't worry, I saw you on stage in New York and you're good. All right, let's
get started.
CHARLIE
Get started? What do you mean, get started?
SENNETT
Making pictures. That's why I hired you. Everybody ready on the set?
SENNETT
There is no script. Just do what I tell you to do.
CHARLIE
But don't we rehearse first?
SENNETT
No, we don't.
CHARLIE
Can I go back to London?
SENNETT
No, you can't. All you have to do is follow my direction.
SENNETT (CONT’D)
MABEL SIT DOWN, FATTY STAND UP,
Charlie, run for it . . . Fast . . . Faster . . . Charlie. Don't slow it down, Chaplin.
Keep up with them. What are ya' doing? You're not in a theatre, Chaplin. No!
Wait! You're slowing it down . . . Stop, cut, cut, cut! Charlie.
CHARLIE
Yes, sir?
SENNETT
Movies, theatre, movies, theatre, movies, theatre -- see the space in
between my hands?
CHARLIE
Yes, sir.
(
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SENNETT
That's the difference between them. They're called movies ‘cause they move
faster than anything you'll ever see on stage. Now, I like ya, Chaplin.
CHARLIE
I like you too.
SENNET
That’s swell. So let's try it again.
ROLLIE
Rolling!
SENNETT
Action!
SENNETT
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT,
ROLLIE'S ROLLING,
PETE IS WAITING,
CHAPLIN UP,
MOUTH IS SHUT,
CHARLIE
It's that difference again, isn't it, sir?
SENNETT
It is.
CHARLIE
Sorry, sir. I'm just trying to figure out my character's motivation.
SENNETT
What?
CHARLIE
In London, I always knew why my character was doing something.
SENNETT
Character? This is Hollywood. We don't have character here and we don't
have motivations. All you have to be is funny.
CHARLIE
But... it's my first time in front of a camera.
SENNETT
And it may be your last.
CHARLIE
Let me try it one more time.
ROLLIE
Rolling!
SENNETT
Action!
SENNETT
TIME HAS PASSED,
SENNETT (CONT’D)
JUST TO GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT.
(On that, CHARLIE hits SENNETT in the face with the pie.
Mabel laughs.)
SENNETT (CONT'D.)
Cut! Are you sure you're the guy I hired?
CHARLIE
I have the cablegram if you want to see it.
SENNETT
Don't show me that! Ya know Chaplin, when I saw you onstage I thought you
were funny.
CHARLIE
You don’t think I’m funny?
SENNETT
Not anymore. All you've done here today is run wildly around in circles. All
right, everybody, wrap it up. And you, Chaplin, I'll give you one more chance
tomorrow morning and if you don't show me something funny then, you're
fired!
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CHARLIE
Fired!
SENNETT
Yes! Fired! Come up with something funny or else!
SYDNEY
(speaking as HE reads)
And I apparently have no talent for it, or so says Mr. Sennett, who is of the
opinion that I am not funny. Funny, everyone in London always thought I was
funny.
LIGHTS out on SYDNEY, who exits in the dark
as we focus back on CHARLIE as HE finishes
writing the letter.
CHARLIE
(reading aloud as HE writes)
And way back when, as far back as I can remember, even Mum thought I
was funny.
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HANNAH
(Singing offstage)
WONDER WHERE THEY'VE COME FROM,
CHARLIE
I see him, Mum.
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HANNAH
Look at them two. So uppity.
SENNETT
Chaplin.
CHARLIE
Yes sir?
SENNETT
That's funny!
CHARLIE
It is?
SENNETT
Yes. Do that walk for me again.
CHARLIE
This one?
SENNETT
What inspired that, boy?
CHARLIE
You did, sir.
SENNETT
Well, I have that effect on people, don't I?
CHARLIE
You do, sir, yes.
SENNETT
( Charlie, when I said I was gonna fire you, I was just trying to scare you.
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CHARLIE
(Uncomfortable little laugh.)
You did.
SENNETT
And what would you call this?
CHARLIE
Character.
SENNETT
Ah, yes, you got me there. Character.
CHARLIE
He's a poet. A dreamer. A wanderer. A tramp!
SENNETT
A tramp? I like the sound of that. But what's his, you know?
CHARLIE
Motivation?
CHARLIE
EACH DAY HE'LL START
SENNETT
OH, CHARLIE!
SENNETT CHARLIE
AND I SEE CHAPLIN PICTURES EACH DAY HE'LL START
EVERYWHERE. A NEW AND UNKNOWN JOURNEY.
PEOPLE WAITING IN THE SQUARE, AND IN HIS HEART
BUYING TICKETS TO SEE. NO ONE WILL SEE HE'S LONELY.
AND YOU'LL BE TALKED ABOUT IN HE'LL SEARCH THE WORLD
MAGAZINES, TO FIND A PLACE TO CALL HIS
RECOGNIZED ON MOVIE OWN.
SCREENS, HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO HIDE
LIGHTING UP THE MARQUEE. THOUGH POOR, HE'LL HAVE HIS
PRIDE,
AND THE DISTRIBUTORS WILL WHENEVER THE TRAMP
CALL MY NAME, SHUFFLES.
BEGGING TO GET IN THE GAME.
WHAT A GOLD MINE YOU'LL BE,
OH, CHARLIE!
WITH MY NAME ABOVE YOU,
THE WORLD'S BOUND TO LOVE
YOU,
WHEN THEY SEE THE TRAMP
SHUFFLE.
SENNETT
( Cut! Perfect!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 33(
USHER
COME SEE CHARLIE CHAPLIN,
USHER CHARLIE
SO COME AND SEE SOMETHING FUNNY...
WILL THEY THINK I'M FUNNY?
REPORTERS (CONT’D)
YOU'VE DISCOVERED.
CHARLIE
HEY, SYD,
( (
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SENNETT
Charlie? Charlie, there's some guy here who says you sent for him.
CHARLIE
Really? And who would that be?
ALF REEVES enters, in a coat and hat,
carrying a large suitcase.
ALF
Me! Here I am, Charlie.
CHARLIE
Alf! You're here! Great!
SENNETT
Yeah, great. But who's he? What's he doing here?
ALF
Alf Reeves, I am, sir. And I got me cablegram from Charlie.
(taking out his cablegram and reading it aloud)
"Charlie Chaplin offers Alf Reeves a starting salary of one hundred and fifty
dollars a week to stage manage at Keystone Studios."
SENNETT
CHARLIE
Straight from London. I need someone to work with who can speak proper
English.
ALF
And I bloody well can.
CHARLIE
Welcome to Hollywood, Alf. This is Mr. Sennett, Mack Sennett. He'll show
you around the studio, won't you, Mack?
SENNETT
Oh well, yes of course. Come along, Alf.
(As they exit))
But why do I get the impression that all of a sudden I'm working for you
instead of you're working for me?
ALF
(As he leaves.)
By the way, Charlie, I forgot to mention, I hate to travel alone. So I didn't.
(Sydney enters, surprising CHARLIE.)
CHARLIE
Syd???
SYDNEY
Charlie.
(They embrace.)
Well, well, well, the famous Charlie Chaplin. Funny, you look a lot shorter in
person.
CHARLIE
Same old Syd.
SYDNEY
But not the same old Charlie.
CHARLIE
This is who I am now, Syd. What do you think?
SYDNEY
Wow! It's unbelievable, Charlie, truly unbelievable. A hundred and fifty a
( week.
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CHARLIE
Forget a hundred and fifty. I’m making a thousand a week, that’s more than
Sennett has ever paid anyone.
SYDNEY
You’re going to be rich?
CHARLIE
I am. And if I’m going to be rich, Syd, your’re going to be rich, too. This can’t
be just a visit. I want you to stay here, move out here, work with me.
SYDNEY
I’d like to, Charlie, I really would, but there’s still…
CHARLIE
Mum? Is she any better?
SYDNEY
Sometimes a bit. Most times, not so.
CHARLIE
Does she know what's happened to me?
SYDNEY
I'm afraid not. But it's nice to know you're thinking of her.
CHARLIE
Always.
SYDNEY
Really? Imagine my surprise on my journey out here reading an interview
that my famous brother gave to Photoplay. Quote, "When Mr. Chaplin was
asked about his Mother, Chaplin explained she had died when he was ten
years old." Unquote! Are you ashamed of her?
CHARLIE
No, no. How could you say that?
SYDNEY
I didn't. You did.
!
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CHARLIE
Listen, Syd, not a day goes by when I don't think about Mum and how much
she meant to me when I was a kid.
(Going to the jacket of his Little
Tramp costume and taking out a well-
worn photograph from an inside
breast pocket)
See this?
SYDNEY
What?
CHARLIE
(showing the photograph to SYDNEY)
It's a picture of Mum. When she was first singing in music halls. She was just
sixteen or seventeen. Lily Harley, she called herself in those days.
SYDNEY
(looking at the picture)
About you going back to London, Syd. What if we brought Mum over here?
We’ll find a private nursing home in some nice place like Glendale where she
could live in comfort for the rest of her life. No one has to know about it.
She'll have a far happier life in sunny California than she's ever had in
London. And so will you.
SYDNEY
Maybe. But what am I supposed to do here?
CHARLIE
Join me in the movie business.
SYDNEY
Doing what?
CHARLIE
We'll figure out something. The movies, Syd, they’re magic .
(
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CHARLIE
Look at this scene we shot this morning.
HE narrates the film.
Drop it, drop it, foot, drop it, drop it, drop it, foot, drop it, drop, drop, crack,
drop. Nothing much, right? Certainly not funny.
CHARLIE
But this is how it'll look in the finished film -- printed backwards and speeded
up. Catch it, catch it, catch, catch, catch it, catch it, catch it… It's funny,
huh?
SYDNEY
Amazing. And, yes, very funny. But…
CHARLIE
No buts, this could be your life too. Stay with me, Syd. We’ll work all day.
And then at night, there is always time to play. You’ll see, lots of time to play.
I mean, after dark in Hollywood, Syd...
CHARLIE
WOMEN
MEN
CAST
CHARLIE
SYDNEY
CAST
THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS FINE HERE,
MEN
BEAUTIFUL FACES STROLLING ALONG,
WOMEN
KEEPING THE WORLD AT EASE.
CAST
LIFE CAN BE LIKE THE MOVIES,
CHARLIE
You are now.
ROBBINS
Sydney, Essanay will double any deal Charlie has with Mack Sennett.
SYDNEY
Charlie?
CHARLIE
Double? But would I be able to write and direct my own pictures?
SYDNEY
Mr. Robbins?
ROBBINS
Absolutely!
SYDNEY
Charlie?
CHARLIE
Would I leave Mr. Sennett? The man who made me famous, for double the
money and the chance to direct my own pictures? Absolutely!
SYDNEY
(shaking ROBBINS' hand)
Sir, you have a deal.
CHARLIE
Well done, Syd, I think you found your calling. Now you have to stay.
CHARLIE and SYDNEY move away to celebrate.
The young uniformed USHER whom we've seen
earlier runs through the CROWD to downstage
center.
USHER
COME SEE CHARLIE CHAPLIN,
PLAYING HERE AT THE STRAND.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Charlie, how about a picture for Photoplay?
CHARLIE
Sure. Why not!
(HE puts on his famous bowler hat for the picture.)
PHOTOGRAPHER
All you need is a girl on your arm, Charlie.
(CHARLIE reaches out to a pretty young woman, MILDRED
HARRIS, who is standing nearby and brings her and into the
picture. EVERYONE laughs.)
PHOTOGRAPHER (CONT’D)
Thanks, Mr. Chaplin.
CHARLIE
(to MILDRED)
Thank you, for obliging.
MILDRED HARRIS
My pleasure, Mr. Chaplin! I almost didn't recognize you without your
moustache.
CHARLIE
I usually don't like being recognized. But in your case, I'll make an exception.
(SYD rolls his eyes.)
MILDRED
I'm Mildred Harris.
CHARLIE
Delighted.
!
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MILDRED
Care to dance?
CHARLIE
Syd, would you hold my hat for a moment, please?
(CHARLIE tosses his hat to SYDNEY )
Absolutely.
CHARLIE waltzes off with MILDRED. As CHARLIE and
MILDRED are dancing, SYDNEY smiles, tries on CHARLIE's
hat and even makes a kind of Little Tramp look. The
PHOTOGRAPHER takes SYD's picture.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Hey, Syd, you look just like Charlie..
SYDNEY looks at the hat in his hand. It's all in the look. The
PHOTOGRAPHER moves on as a man, JOHN FRUELER,
walks up to SYDNEY.
FRUELER
Sydney Chaplin, John Frueler, Mutual Pictures. I’d be willing to give Charlie
ten thousand dollars a week if he’d leave Essanay and come to work for us.
SYDNEY
Ten thousand a week? Why don't we get a drink and talk this over a bit
more?
CHARLIE
Possibly.
MILDRED
All right, then let's play a game.
CHARLIE
A game?
MILDRED
Yes. If this were a film, how would it end?
CHARLIE
Well, what’s the story?
MILDRED
It's about this unknown young girl who goes to a fancy Hollywood party,
where she gets to talk to a most thrilling and handsome movie star.
CHARLIE
Ah, yes. Go on.
MILDRED
They chat for a bit.
CHARLIE
And she's so young and pretty.
MILDRED
Almost seventeen. And she wonders if he would like to take her home after
the party.
CHARLIE
And what does he say?
MILDRED
That's your line. What does he say?
CHARLIE sweeps her off her feet into a waltz. The room erupts
into applause. As CHARLIE and MILDRED dance, the
COMPANY punctuates the action with heavenly choral "Ah's."
We are transported for a moment to CHARLIE's version of a
perfect Movie-Musical romance.
!
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MILDRED
ROMANCE IT NEVER FALTERS,
IT LIFTS YOU UP LIKE A BREEZE.
LOVE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL,
LOVE CAN BE SWEET,
LOVE CAN BE LIKE . . .
USHER
COME SEE CHARLIE CHAPLIN,
PLAYING HERE AT THE STRAND.
In Mutual Pictures' The Rink, the first smash hit of 1918!
A beautiful violin player steps into a pool of light at the center of
the room. VALENTINO leads a wild Tango as we move from
1918 to 1919. CHARLIE, SYD, and MILDRED arrive on the
roof of the Ambassador Hotel. THEY are greeted by THOMAS
TALLY, the president of the First National Exhibitors Circuit.
TALLY
Happy New Year, Charlie, Sydney.
CHARLIE
Happy New Year. You remember my friend, Mildred Harris?
TALLY
Of course. You look lovely tonight, Miss Harris. Charlie, why don't you
celebrate the new year by going partners with us at First National. I can give
you the best deal you ever had.
SYDNEY
And what is that?
TALLY
Charlie's own studio. And a five hundred thousand dollar advance.
(CHARLIE and SYD are speechless; TANGO break.)
Speechless! Does that mean we have a deal?
(
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SYDNEY
Five hundred thousand dollars? Is that all?
TALLY
What?
SYDNEY
I think he deserves a little bit more.
(Music hit.)
CHARLIE
Did you hear that, Mildred? Charlie Chaplin studios. Life can't get any more
perfect than this.
MILDRED
In the movies it can. Young girl turns to her handsome movie star friend and
tells him that he is going to be a father.
CHARLIE
(Then HE grasps it.)
What? Really? A father?
MILDRED
That's what the doctor told me.
MILDRED
We love you, Sydney.
CHARLIE
A million dollars? And I'll have a son to leave it to.
SYDNEY
A son?
CHARLIE
I'm going to be a father, Syd . . .
(Short pause.)
Speechless. Does that mean you're happy for me?
SYDNEY
I most certainly am, Charlie.
(HE hugs his brother, really moved and excited by the news)
And for you, too, Mildred.
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Countdown to 1920 everyone!.
CAST
10, 9, 8 . . .
(CHARLIE hugs MILDRED.)
CAST
7, 6, 5, 4, 3 , 2, 1 . . .
CHARLIE
Everyone! Mildred and I are getting married!
ALL
Happy New Year! YAAAAYY!
CAST
LIFE CAN BE LIKE THE MOVIES,
AT YOUR COMMAND,
CHARLIE
Wait!
The CAST freezes as the song is about to end.
Now, ALL exit except HANNAH and YOUNG
CHARLIE as we transition to a Chaplin memory:
a London street outside the Ritz Hotel when
CHARLIE was a young boy.
HANNAH
Some day, when you're grown up, Charlie, if the life that you wish for
becomes real, you might be one of the people at a party just as grand as this
one.
HANNAH begins to walk away, seemingly abandoning YOUNG
CHARLIE.
If the life that you wish for becomes real.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Mum, Mum, where you goin'?
A drunken, disreputable-looking man, none
other than YOUNG CHARLIE's father,
CHARLES CHAPLIN, SR., happens along
with a tarty-looking young woman, MOLLY.
YOUNG CHARLIE
I was with Mum, lookin' at all of the fancy people comin' and goin', but then
she went off and I don't know where she is.
MOLLY
Ain't you a fine-lookin' young fella. Come on.
YOUNG CHARLIE
(holding out a handful of coins)
Look, Dad, they gave me money for singin' at the Music Hall last night.
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MOLLY
(cheerfully as THEY exit)
Good evenin'!
The thieves quickly discover the baby in the back seat and, stopping the car
in a lowly slum neighborhood, leave the infant in a cold alleyway. Leaving it
alone to die. And then a miracle happens.
CHARLIE
The Little Tramp carries the baby home to his shabby attic room, nurtures
the infant and, as years pass, lovingly raises the child as his own son. They
were very happy until one day...
CHARLIE
Jackie, do you see those two mean-looking men standing over there?
JACKIE
Yes.
CHARLIE
How would you feel if they came and took you away from your father, the
Tramp, to a workhouse for bad little orphan boys?
JACKIE
I wouldn't like that.
CHARLIE
No. But that's exactly what's going to happen right now. So I want you to cry
for me in this scene, can you do that?
JACKIE
I don't want to.
(calling over to MRS. COOGAN)
Mom...
CHARLIE
Don't call your mother. Just look at me. I want you to cry your eyes out.
What would make you cry like that in real life?
JACKIE
I don't know. If my dog died?
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 54(
CHARLIE
Good. Make believe your dog just died. All right, stand by, roll camera,
action! Now they're taking you away from me, Jackie. Hold out your arms!
Cry! Cry!
JACKIE
I can't. I don't wanna. Mom!
CHARLIE
Don't talk to your Mother. Look at me. Stop. Cut!
(CHARLIE goes to MRS. COOGAN and
whispers in her ear. MRS. COOGAN exits.)
JACKIE
Where's my Mom going?
CHARLIE
She's going home without you.
JACKIE
I want to go with her.
CHARLIE
You can't.
JACKIE
Why not?
CHARLIE
Because she's very angry with you, Jackie. Because you didn't cry when I
told you to.
JACKIE
(starting to cry)
I want my Mom.
CHARLIE
Do you want her to come back?
JACKIE
Yes!
CHARLIE
JACKIE
Yes, yes. I don't like this anymore. I want my Mom. I want my Mom!
CHARLIE
I'm sorry, but you may never see her ever again.
NURSE
You can't. You're mother isn't well. She has to go in hospital.
YOUNG CHARLIE
But I wanna go with her.
HANNAH
No, Charlie. Children aren't allowed.
YOUNG CHARLIE
Why not? Why not?
NURSE
(
Because they're not.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 56(
YOUNG CHARLIE
But I wanna...
GUARD
That's enough, boy.
HANNAH
And never forget, I love you.
YOUNG CHARLIE
No, you don't! You don't! Or you wouldn't leave me here!
GUARD
Come along, boy.
HANNAH
I'll come back for you, Charlie, I promise.
YOUNG CHARLIE
(clutching the rose)
No, Mum! Mum! Don't leave me here! Please don't leave me here! Mum!
Mum! Mum!
MILDRED
Why did you have to be so mean to little Jackie, Charlie?
CHARLIE
I have to do what I have to do to get a scene up on the screen. What are you
doing here, Mildred?
MILDRED
It's eight o'clock. You promised me you'd take me out to dinner at the Brown
Derby.
CHARLIE
Not possible. I'll be shooting until at least midnight.
MILDRED
I've been sitting home alone every night for over two months while you've
been making this damn movie. I wanna go to the Brown Derby.
CHARLIE
(calling out)
Syd? Is Syd here?
SYDNEY
(entering)
I'm right here, Charlie.
CHARLIE
Syd, would you please take my lovely wife out to dinner?
MILDRED
Wait! I don't wanna go to dinner with your brother, I wanna go with my
husband, Charlie Chaplin!
CHARLIE
Sorry, Mildred, but you'll go with Syd or you won't go at all.
SYDNEY
I'm afraid you're stuck with me. But before we go, Charlie should hear this:
there's something I'm kind of wondering about, Mildred.
MILDRED
Huh? What?
!
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SYDNEY
I assume that you've been seeing your doctor -- what's the name you told
me, Steinberg? -- on a regular basis, about the baby.
MILDRED
Yes, of course, once a week, sometimes twice.
SYDNEY
Dr. Stephen G. Steinberg, in Beverly Hills?
MILDRED
Yes.
SYDNEY
Funny, we never received any bills from Dr. Steinberg, and so I...
MILDRED
I pay him in cash. I always pay him in cash.
SYDNEY
Ah, yes, I figured that must be the case. But when I called his office this
afternoon, spoke to the doctor himself, a very pleasant-sounding chap, he
told me, Mildred, that you'd never been to his office and that he doesn't know
who you are.
MILDRED
Oh, well, that's because, uh, he made a pass at me and I changed doctors.
SYDNEY
When?
MILDRED
I forget. Last month.
SYDNEY
Sorry, Mildred, but I don't believe you.
CHARLIE
What are you saying, Syd?
SYDNEY
I'm saying that Mildred tricked you into marrying her. That she's not pregnant
and never has been.
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 59(
CHARLIE
What? Mildred, is that true?
SYDNEY
Yes, tell him, Mildred, tell him the truth. Tell him there is no baby.
MILDRED
Charlie, I love you.
CHARLIE
And I'm going to be a father?
MILDRED
Oh, Charlie.
CHARLIE
Tell me! Am I going to be a father?
MILDRED
(after a long pause)
No, you're not.
CHARLIE
How could you. So you lied to me.
MILDRED
Charlie.
(Goes to hug him.)
CHARLIE
Oh, I get it. You didn't want to marry me. You just wanted to marry Charlie
Chaplin.
SYDNEY
C'mon, let's go Mildred.
MILDRED
Wait! I'm not leaving this marriage empty handed.
CHARLIE
Get out of here, Mildred. Get out of my sight!
(calling out to his crew as SYDNEY takes MILDRED off)
ALF
Setting up! Standing...
CHARLIE
Standing by! Quiet on the set. Lights, camera...
MILDRED
Goodbye, Charlie.
REPORTER #1
Syd, the critics are saying that "The Kid" is the best picture your brother ever
made.
REPORTER #2 (HEDDA)
The best picture anybody ever made. What's your response to that?
SYDNEY
As his brother, I'm happy that America loves "The Kid." But as his business
manager, I'm upset that I didn't get Charlie a bigger piece of the distribution
deal.
REPORTERS laugh.
REPORTER #1
So, Syd, what's next for Charlie?
SYDNEY
With my unpredictable brother, you never know, but he has been thinking
about a picture in which the Tramp strikes it rich and becomes a millionaire.
REPORTER #3
Sort of like what happened to Charlie himself, huh?
SYDNEY
You've got that right.
REPORTER #2 (HEDDA)
Come on Syd, what's the title of this strikes-it-rich picture?
SYDNEY
You want the scoop, fellas? "The Gold Rush."
HEDDA
And, believe it or not, the success of Chaplin's movie "The Kid" has been
eclipsed by his latest worldwide sensation "The Gold Rush." The story of the
Little Tramp who treks north to the 1897 Klondike gold rush and, after a wild
series of comic misfortunes, strikes it rich and returns to America a well-
dressed millionaire. Chaplin stars in his funniest role ever.
We see ALF and SYDNEY, both reading
newspapers.
ALF
Look at this, Syd. Charlie's everywhere!
SYDNEY
It's unbelievable. I've never seen grosses like this.
CHARLIE enters.
ALF
Not bad for a kid from Kennington Lane.
SYDNEY
Right. Everybody in the world is crazy about him.
ALF
And it also seems like everybody wants to be him.
SYDNEY
Of course, everybody wants to be somebody else.
ALF and SYDNEY exit. CHARLIE is left alone in Chaplin
Studios.
HEDDA
This Chaplin craze is all over America folks. It's almost scary.
CHARLIE
Very scary. Everybody wants to be me. Except me.
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 63(
ACT ONE, SCENE 15A: ACT ONE FINALE / THE LOOK A LIKE CONTEST
VOICE-OVER
Ladies and gentlemen, Grauman's Chinese Theatre is pleased to present the
! thousand-dollar Charlie Chaplin Look-A-Like Contest!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 64(
ACT ONE, SCENE 15F: FINALE / LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST (BIG FINISH / ROLL
DANCE)
CAST
AND YOU WILL KNOW HIM
SYDNEY
Watch out, Charlie!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 65(
CAST
AND THAT'S JUST HOW WE WILL SHOW HIM,
ALF
Be careful, Charlie!
CAST
THE WORLD'S BOUND TO LOVE HIM,
CAST
CAST
TRAMP!
ALF
He's here, everyone! He's here!
CHARLIE
Good morning, Alf!
ALF
Mornin’
CHARLIE
Ladies!
CAST
JUST A NEW CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD,
ACT TWO, SCENE 1A: JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD (CITY LIGHTS)
(ALF gives CHARLIE his hat and cane and HE walks into the
scene with the FLOWER GIRL in his next picture, CITY
LIGHTS.)
ALF
City Lights, Scene 82, Take 94!
(CHARLIE is directing the FLOWER GIRL.)
WOMEN
THE LIGHTS ARE ALWAYS GLOWING,
CHARLIE
Just one more!
WOMEN AND MEN
STARLETS ALWAYS GAZING
ALF
(With slate.)
Modern Times! Factory scene! Take 58!
CHARLIE
Conveyor belt - go!
(CHARLIE shoots MODERN TIMES as a conveyor belt
appears.)
CAST
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD,
( YOU DO YOU'RE BEST TO STAY ON TOP.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 68(
CAST
STARS ON THE RISE,
HEDDA
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD,
WOMEN
JUST ANOTHER INGENUE.
HEDDA
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD,
SCANDALS ARISE.
CAST
( JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 69(
WOMEN
IF YOU PLAY THE GAME,
WAITRESSING GOODBYE.
(A bell rings as we see a boxing ring with HEDDA as the
Referee.)
HEDDA
Welcome to Hedda Hopper's fight-night in Hollywood! In this corner, the
aging feather-weight, Charlie Chaplin. And in this corner, the lovely young
lightweight, Mildred Harris.
(A bell rings and the fight ensues.)
Harris lands a hard right cross to Chaplin's jaw but the Little Tramp fights
back. And now, oooooh, Mildred's mad . . . she wants his mansion . . .
(MILDRED punches him.)
Rolls-Royce . . .
(MILDRED punches again.)
An apology . . .
(Punch.)
And most of all, a hundred-thousand dollar settlement.
(MILDRED knocks out the Tramp)
She gets it all! The winner, by a knockout, Harris!
SYDNEY tosses a bag of money to MILDRED, who exits as
LITA GREY enters.
Next up, Lita Grey, Chaplin's second wife, a teen-aged battler who comes
( out punching!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 70(
HEDDA (CONT'D)
(SHE punches him.)
She's fighting for her life. And so is he!
(HE punches her; SHE ducks)
How will this shotgun marriage end? She's asking for the world!
(SHE punches him four times and CHAPLIN goes down.)
She gets it! The largest divorce settlement in California history: $650,000!
And now stepping into the ring is Chaplin's current wife, that sluggin
southpaw, Paulette Goddard. All she's looking for is one shot of revenge.
CHARLIE
SHOW ME A SMILE,
CHARLIE
SHOW ME THE LIGHT,
WOMEN
IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY IN HOLLYWOOD.
ACT TWO, SCENE 1E: JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD (POLE CLIMB)
CAST
HERE YOU CAN DO
SYDNEY
Me, too. But, ya know, I almost felt the other day, for just a couple of
minutes, that she finally seemed to recognize me.
CHARLIE
Really?
SYDNEY
She's not getting any younger, Charlie. And frankly, the doctors told me last
week that they're beginning to worry how much longer she'll be with us.
(with a sigh)
Yes. Anyway, your next picture, whatever it turns out to be, I have a thought
you should consider.
CHARLIE
A thought? Really, Syd, and what would that be?
SYDNEY
Picture this. The Little Tramp appears on the screen, shuffles down a dusty
country road, turns to the camera, smiles, and for the first time ever, he
speaks! It's a talkie!
CHARLIE
Absolutely not. He will never speak.
SYDNEY
But it would be a sensation at the box office and get the papers writing about
your movies again instead of about your latest love.
CHARLIE
Still no!
SYDNEY
I'm trying to help you, Charlie. If you keep making silent pictures, no one will
come to see them. The talkies have been here for years, and they're the
future.
CHARLIE
They’re not my future.
SYDNEY
Dammit, Charlie, I would hate to see you end up the forgotten man because
! of your stubbornness.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 74(
CHARLIE
Forgotten man. Charlie Chaplin will never be forgotten. I will never forget
them and they will never forget me.
SYDNEY
Charlie, I'm just trying to help you.
CHARLIE
Well, when it comes to "thoughts" like these, don't!
HE exits.
HANNAH
Are you the doctor?
CHARLIE
Sorry?
HANNAH
I've been waiting for you. They put me in here but I don't belong.
CHARLIE
Oh?
HANNAH
You have to help me get out. I should never have been sent here in the first
place. And it's very important.
CHARLIE
And why is that?
HANNAH
Because I have to sing tonight. They'll be waiting for me down at the music
hall, all of them, but especially him.
CHARLIE
Him? Who?
HANNAH
The young boy who sang with me.
CHARLIE
Young boy? How old was he?
HANNAH
Seven, maybe.
CHARLIE
Do you remember his name?
HANNAH
No . . . I can't recall . . . but he sang and then . . . I couldn't find him. He could
be lost somewhere. I keep worrying that he's out on the street, cold and
hungry. But he was there that night. Were you?
CHARLIE
Yes, I was.
!
(MUSIC starts under, quietly.)
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 76(
AND HE IS WONDERFUL.
BECAME REAL.
AND HE IS WONDERFUL.
BECAME REAL.
CHARLIE
I NEED FOR YOU TO HEAR ME,
BECAME REAL.
CHARLIE
Kampfgeist!
(HE imitates Hitler)
Kampfgeist! Sieg Heil! No, back up the film up, Alf, I want to try something.
It's the German language he uses to bully his people? Those brutal
consonants. If he spoke French, he'd probably still be painting landscapes. A
madman and no one in this country is trying to stop him. Alf, run that section
again but this time without the sound.
CHARLIE
Stop that! Stop chanting! Listen to me! I'm a little teapot short and stout. This
is mein handle und this is mein spout. Mein spout.
SYDNEY enters.
SYDNEY
Please tell me that there's a sane reason why you're dressed like that.
CHARLIE
Sane? No. Reason? Maybe. How do I look?
SYDNEY
Frightening. Is that actual footage from . . . ?
CHARLIE
Yes, Nuremberg. I figure if I'm going to make a film about Hitler, I might as
! well let him save me money on production costs.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 79(
SYDNEY
A film about Hitler?
CHARLIE
I'm thinking about it. After Mum died, I promised myself I'd make a film for
her.
SYDNEY
And this is the film you want make for her, about Hitler? It could be seriously
controversial. Half of America shouting that we should stay out of another
war with Germany.
CHARLIE
That's why it could be truly important. And I'm thinking I could play two parts.
SYDNEY
Oh?
CHARLIE
A German dictator and the Tramp as a Jewish barber. Actually, wait - better .
. . a Jewish barber who looks exactly like the German dictator.
SYDNEY
A German dictator and a Jewish barber both played by an Englishman who
lives in Beverly Hills? No I don’t see the controversy in that at all?
CHARLIE
But wait! The most important character will be a poor woman of the slums
who's been beaten down by a tyrannical society that's all but driven her mad.
Her name will be . . . Hannah.
SYDNEY
Hannah. Of course.
CHARLIE
You see, the Tramp could be mistaken for the German dictator and asked to
address the nation. When he does, he will deliver a message of hope instead
of tyranny. His words will be heard over loudspeakers in the streets, in the
ghetto, where Hannah is listening. She knows his voice. He says her name!
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 80(
CHARLIE
Lights. Camera. Sound!
(A microphone descends from above.
CHARLIE speaks on film for the first time. His
voice echoes. HANNAH, as a young woman,
appears in a pool of light, dressed as
PAULETTE GODDARD's character in
"The Great Dictator.")
"Hannah, can you hear me wherever you are? Look up! The clouds are
lifting. The sun is breaking through. We are coming into a new world. Look
up Hannah! Look up!"
(Sound effect of applause and cheering.)
Cut.
SYDNEY
The Little Tramp finally speaks, Charlie?
CHARLIE
For the poor and the downtrodden. For all the Hannah's of the world. Thanks
to you, Syd. And I will call it ...the Dictator. No wait... the Great Dictator. It will
be my finest comedy.
SYDNEY
Comedy? You really think you can make Hitler funny?
CHARLIE
He is funny because he's a buffoon and he doesn't even know it. Besides, it
serves him right.
(as HE exits)
...the son-of-a-bitch stole my moustache!
ALF
Alf Reeves!
HEDDA
Yes, hello. Mr. Reeves, it's Hedda Hopper calling again.
ALF
Oh, Miss Hopper, yes. As promised, I presented your request to Mr. Chaplin.
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 82(
HEDDA
Oh, lovely, thank you, and when will he be coming on my show?
ALF
I believe his answer was never?
HEDDA
Excuse me.
ALF
He's not interested. Says he doesn't talk to tabloid gossip columnists.
HEDDA
I am not a gossip columnist, Mr. Reeves, I am a syndicated journalist, the
star of my own nationally broadcast radio show, and a very powerful woman.
ALF
I'm sure that you are, Miss Hopper.
HEDDA
So tell me again when Mr. Chaplin will be coming on my show?
ALF
Sorry, but the answer is still never. Good day.
HEDDA
Ha! Chaplin says he loves America but then makes a movie that could lead
the country into war.
SECRETARY
And he's not even an American citizen.
HEDDA
He isn't? Really?
A drop flies in and we see a fantasy come to life as HEDDA
dreams of bringing Chaplin down. We shift to a dark version of
"THE CIRCUS" as CHARLIE becomes a puppet controlled by
HEDDA.
HEY THERE, MR. CHAPLIN,
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 84(
HEDDA (CONT’D)
TOGETHER AGAIN!
CHARLIE
I can't. I'm not a citizen. Too bad, though, I'd make a great president.
SYDNEY
Jesus!
CHARLIE
I could be him too. I'm an artist, Sydney, the world's greatest artist.
SYDNEY
No, Charlie, Picasso's an artist. You're just a guy who makes funny movies.
Listen, I've always been behind you. And I can't stand watching you throw
away your talent over some need to be politically important.
CHARLIE
You mean the talent that you never had?
SYDNEY
Charlie, I'm trying to help you.
CHARLIE
No, you're jealous of me. You're trying to stop me from making a difference.
SYDNEY
I'm trying to stop you from wrecking your career. Don't you get it, it's not
Charlie Chaplin who is loved by all America. It's the Little Tramp. And not
some Hollywood liberal trying to be the savior of every last citizen in
Leningrad.
CHARLIE
The hell with the Little Tramp, I'm not the Tramp anymore. I'm never going to
play him again. The Great Dictator was his last performance.
ALF has entered during the above exchange.
ALF
Charlie, there's a man on the phone from the Russian Allies committee. He
wants to know if you'll give them the honor of speaking at another of their
rallies, right here in L.A., Monday night?
SYDNEY
(Overlapping ALF)
No. Tell him no.
CHARLIE
(
Tell him yes.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 87(
SYDNEY
Dammit, Charlie, if you go ahead and speak at that rally, as your business
manager, I will not support you.
CHARLIE
You don’t have to, you're fired!
SYDNEY
You would fire your own brother?
CHARLIE
Apparently.
SYDNEY
Okay. Fine. Have fun saving mankind all by yourself.
CHARLIE
I need no borders to define what nation I am loyal to. I may travel on a British
passport, but I am nonetheless a citizen of the world. Patriotism is a love of
one's country. Nationalism is an obsession that starts wars. I speak for the
children of Russia, whom no one else in America speaks for.
CHARLIE freezes in mid-speech as McGRANERY appears in
his office on the phone.
MCGRANERY
Miss Hopper, Attorney General McGranery here. I received your Chaplin
tapes.
HEDDA
As you can see, he is not the true American patriot he wants everyone to
think he is.
MCGRANERY
It will take more than Chaplin speaking on tapes, Miss Hopper, to prove that
to me.
HEDDA
I THINK IT'S TIME THAT WE FOLLOW
EVERYONE HE SEES.
MCGRANERY
(on the phone)
Miss Hopper, in order for me to launch a full-scale Federal investigation into
Chaplin, you're going to have to dig a whole lot deeper!
HEDDA / MCGRANERY
I THINK IT'S TIME THAT WE/YOU FOLLOW
EVERYONE HE SEES . . .
CHARLIE
My distributors?
ALF
Yes. They're worried that those pro-Russian speeches you've been making
are going to hurt future box-office.
CHARLIE
No need. You should have heard them - twenty thousand people cheering
my name at Madison Square Garden. They loved me; they listened to me;
they believed in what I was saying. They wanted to hear me.
ALF
I miss the days when you didn't speak.
CHARLIE
(
Excuse me?
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 91(
ALF
When we just made movies. Silent movies.
CHARLIE
Go on . . .
ALF
I miss when everything was simple and none of us took ourselves so
seriously. I miss Sydney.
CHARLIE
Has he called?
ALF
No, I heard he went back to London. But I could try to call him there if you
want. If he came back maybe he could help you...
CHARLIE
Never mind. I don't need any help from anyone, especially Sydney.
ALF
Charlie, a lot of people around the studio are wondering if you really are, ya
know, a Communist.
CHARLIE
I don't give a damn what people around the studio are wondering, the whole
world still loves me.
ALF
Right-o, Charlie, if you say so.
CHARLIE
Thank you, Alfred. That'll be all for now.
ALF
Tell me, but was The Great Dictator really the Little Tramp's last
performance?
CHARLIE
( Yes, it was.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 92(
ALF
I'm sorry to hear that.
ALF exits. CHARLIE crosses to his director's chair and a
YOUNG BRUNETTE enters.
OONA
Oh, pardon me.
CHARLIE
Yes?
OONA
I don't mean to intrude but I'm here for an audition and I'm afraid that I'm a
little late.
CHARLIE
The auditions were yesterday.
OONA
Really late.
(CHARLIE looks up and sees her for the first time)
Forgive me, I'll leave.
CHARLIE
Wait. What is your name?
OONA
Oona O'Neill.
CHARLIE
Aha. Didn't I see your photograph on the cover of Life magazine? "Debutante
of the Year."
OONA
Unfortunately, yes.
CHARLIE
And your father is Eugene O'Neill?
OONA
Unfortunately, yes.
CHARLIE
I greatly admire his plays.
OONA
Yes. They're very long.
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 93(
CHARLIE
He won the Nobel prize, didn't he?
OONA
Yes, for his plays, not his ice-cold heart.
CHARLIE
Ah, so it's that way, is it?
OONA
Yes, it is. Sadly.
CHARLIE
And so you're an actress? I'm sorry but I don't recall having seen you in
anything.
OONA
That's because I haven't been in anything. I'm in the process of finding out
whether or not I have any talent for acting. My father tells me that I don't. But
of course he hates all actresses. Forgive me. This is actually my first
audition.
CHARLIE
Really? That's very brave of you.
OONA
Funny, I think it's very foolish of me.
CHARLIE
Not really.
OONA
So, umm, do you want me to read a scene?
CHARLIE
No. Let's just try a little screen test.
(HE gets up, points a camera at OONA and turns it on.)
Action. Now, just tell me about yourself, Miss O'Neill.
OONA
(Laughs.)
You can call me Oona.
CHARLIE
You can call me Charlie.
OONA
What should I say?
CHARLIE
Say whatever pops into your mind.
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 94(
OONA
Well, I'm Irish, obviously. Irish-American, that is. I'm quite shy most of the
time . . . and . . . it doesn't take much to make me happy.
CHARLIE
Tell me something that makes you happy.
OONA
Oh, I don't know. Children . . . children make me happy, I guess.
CHARLIE
Why?
OONA
Because I can always be, you see, myself when I'm around them.
(CHARLIE stops the camera and looks at her.)
CHARLIE
Cut.
OONA
Was that all right?
CHARLIE
That was perfect.
OONA
Thank you.
(Not knowing what to say.)
Well, I take it you're very busy and so I'll just...
(SHE goes to leave.)
CHARLIE
Actually, I'm not in the least busy. Tell me, do you know many people in the
movie business?
OONA
Orson Welles is a friend.
CHARLIE
And a very brilliant young man.
OONA
Yes. I'm actually seeing him tonight, for dinner.
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 95(
CHARLIE
How lovely. So, I take it you have a car waiting outside for you?
OONA
No, I don't. Came by trolley, going home by trolley.
CHARLIE
I see. But the trolley can be awfully crowded this time of day. Could I
perhaps drive you home? You could tell Orson that you got a ride home from
Charlie Chaplin.
OONA
Thank you, but I came only for the audition. It's been nice to meet you,
Charlie Chaplin.
CHARLIE
And it's been nice to meet you, Oona O'Neill.
SHE exits. HE is deeply smitten. Transition to a Hollywood
street where HEDDA HOPPER chases down MILDRED
HARRIS.
HEDDA
Miss Harris, Mildred, a moment of your time, please.
MILDRED
If you promise it's only a moment.
HEDDA
During the time you were married to Chaplin, did you ever hear of him having
any sort of affiliation with the Communist Party?
MILDRED
Is that what you're up to these days, Miss Hopper? Tracking down
Commies? Reds? Spies on our backlots?
HEDDA
If he's a Communist, I want to know it. To me it's all about discovering
( Chaplin's true character.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 96(
MILDRED
Character? That's a laugh. You shouldn't be talking, Hedda, about something
you obviously don't have.
CHARLIE
Oh sorry! I'm afraid we've become the tabloid couple of the year.
OONA
It's all right. I'm even starting to get used to it. Still, it's one of the reasons
why I didn't want you to drive me home when we first met. Afraid that we'd be
photographed together and my father would somehow see it.
CHARLIE
Oh, I though it was 'cause of your fondness for Orson Welles.
OONA
Orson and I are just friends.
CHARLIE
I'm glad.
OONA
Why, Charlie Chaplin, are you jealous of Orson?
CHARLIE
A little.
OONA
Only a little?
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 97(
CHARLIE
Alright, a lot.
OONA
Charlie, I haven't told you, but you should know. My father called me last
night and said he never wants to see or speak to me ever again.
CHARLIE
All because you've been seeing me?
OONA
All because I've been seeing you.
CHARLIE
I'm sorry about turning your father against you. I really am. I never should
have called you. But I was so damn jealous of Orson Welles. I remember
how surprised you sounded when you heard my voice.
OONA
Yes, and even more surprised when you offered me a lead in your picture.
CHARLIE
Not as surprised as I was when you turned it down.
OONA
I told you. I'd decided that my dream of an acting career was merely a
passing fancy that had already passed.
CHARLIE
It's a shame to think that your acting career ended before it ever began. So,
will you play one last little scene with me?
(Referring to the rose in her hand)
You're already holding the prop.
OONA
I am? I thought this was for me.
CHARLIE
It is. Do you remember the end of City Lights when the blind flower girl has
regained her sight. The Tramp sees her working in the flower shop and
stares at her through the shop window until she comes out and puts a coin in
his hand...
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 98(
OONA
(taking his hand)
. . . And when she feels his hand, she realizes that he was the one who had
paid for the operation that had given her back her sight and she says, "You?"
CHARLIE
He nods, "Yes. It's me." He takes a rose from her and holds it to his face,
hoping that she is not disappointed in what she can finally see.
(THEY look at each other for a moment.)
People have often asked me what would have happened to them if the film
hadn't ended there.
(OONA kisses him. HE is surprised.)
OONA
LET ME SHOW YOU
OONA (CONT’D)
YOU'LL START A WHOLE NEW STORY
LET ME FOLLOW
CHARLIE
People will talk about us?
OONA
LET THEM WHISPER AND SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER.
HEDDA
Miss Grey, you received the largest divorce settlement in California history
from your ex-husband Charlie Chaplin. Would you be willing to share
something with me that your ex-husband would never want anyone to know?
LITA
Yes, I'll share this with you. Charlie Chaplin was the most arrogant,
demanding and self-centered person I ever knew. . . until I met you.
JOAN BARRY
I'm planning to make him pay for what he did to me, to make him own up to
his moral responsibilities. I’m filing a paternity suit tomorrow.
HEDDA
You're doing the right thing, dear, and, as a woman, I'll be happy to help you
in any way I can. I’ll even find you that lawyer.
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 101(
JOAN BARRY
Thank you, Miss Hopper.
HEDDA (CONT'D)
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN?
(
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 102(
Sydney enters.
CHARLIE
Syd, I thought you were in London.
SYDNEY
I was. Then I read about all the hot water you've gotten yourself into and I
just had to come back. ‘Cause I know that you’re not going to be able to get
out of this mess… without me.
CHARLIE
I guess this is the place where I admit that I was wrong? I don't think I've
ever done that before.
SYDNEY
Oh, go ahead, Charlie, you can do it.
(SYDNEY playfully enjoys CHARLIE trying to
get up the courage to apologize.)
CHARLIE
Would you tell my business manager that I made a mistake in firing him?
He's always looked out for me and I was wondering if you would you ask him
to come back?
SYDNEY
You fired me as your business manager, but you could never fire me as your
brother. That's a job I have for life and, trust me, it's not an easy one.
(SYDNEY starts to leave.)
CHARLIE
Sydney . . . I'm sorry.
SYDNEY
Let’s get to work!
MCGRANERY
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE,
MAN OF ALL COUNTRIES,
CHARLIE
Oona, remember The Tramp and the flower girl?
OONA
Yes.
CHARLIE
Do you think they would have ended up staying together?
OONA
I would hope so.
CHARLIE
And do you think they would have wanted never to spend another day
without seeing each other.
OONA
Sure, but why are you asking?
CHARLIE
(going down on one knee)
Marry me.
HEDDA & CAST VOICES
WHATCHA GONNA DO . . .
OONA
You've been married three times, Charlie.
CHARLIE
I know, but I always asked that question before 'cause I thought it would
make me happy. I'm asking it now 'cause I am happy.
CHARLIE HEDDA
Marry me, Oona O’Neill! WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL
FALLS DOWN?
THEY hug.
ALL REPORTERS
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE,
HEDDA
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN?
WHATCHA
GONNA DO
WHEN IT ALL
FALLS DOWN . STARLETS AMERICAN
AND YOU WILL LEGIONNAIRES
..?
AND YOU WILL REPORTERS 2
KNOW HIM . . .
WHATCHA A MAN OF THE
KNOW HIM BY REPORTERS 1
JUST ANOTHER
GONNA DO PEOPLE,
THE LITTLE TELL US,
DAY IN
WHEN IT ALL MAN OF ALL
RED FLAG . . . MISTER
HOLLYWOOD.
FALLS DOWN . COUNTRIES,
AND YOU WILL CHAPLIN,
JUST ANOTHER
..? CITIZEN OF THE
KNOW HIM BY 'BOUT THIS
DAY IN . . .
WORLD.
THE LITTLE STORY SHE'S
A MAN OF THE
RED FLAG . . . DISCOVERED.
PEOPLE,
TELL US,
MAN OF ALL
MISTER
COUNTRIES,
CHAPLIN,
CITIZEN OF THE
‘BOUT THIS
WORLD.
STORY SHE’S
DISCOVERED
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 107(
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 108(
CHARLIE
ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD THE WORLD UPON A STRING.
CHARLIE (CONT’D)
WHERE IS MY TOMORROW?
OONA enters.
OONA
Charlie?
CHARLIE
This was my last chance. My last picture and nobody showed up to see it.
OONA
It's all right.
CHARLIE
Is it?
I brought this along to show the crowd who was supposed to be here tonight.
I thought they might be interested to see how it all started for me.
(HE puts on the LittleTramp's coat.)
Did I ever tell you what it was like when I first became the Tramp?
OONA
Many times.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 110(
CHARLIE
(HE puts on the Little Tramp's hat.)
The people liked him. The people loved him.
OONA
I know, Charlie.
CHARLIE
I wonder if they would have shown up tonight if I had been playing him again.
I know I'm older and a bit slower, but I could still be him. I could. It could still
work! That was my mistake, giving up on him all those years ago.
OONA
Stop.
CHARLIE
I could play him one last time.
OONA
No, you couldn't.
CHARLIE
I could . . .
OONA
But you don't have to.
CHARLIE
I could be on top again.
OONA
Charlie, stop! You're not the Tramp any more and never will be again.
Please. You have to let him go.
CHARLIE
You mean be forgotten? You don't know what it's like to be forgotten.
! Abandoned. Left behind.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 111(
OONA
Listen to me, Charlie. Maybe the best thing that ever happened to you was
being put in that workhouse. If you had never been in one, you'd never have
had to run away from one. Chances are, you might never have ended up
with Karno and so Sennett would never have discovered you, so the world
would never have known your name, and you'd never have either married or
slept with half the women in the country and become so discontent that by
the time you met me you might never have realized how wonderful I really
am.
CHARLIE
You are. And I know that through the years I've often been difficult.
OONA
Yes, you have.
CHARLIE
And arrogant.
OONA
True.
CHARLIE
And self-centered.
OONA
Of course.
CHARLIE
It would help if you wouldn't agree with every bad thing I say about myself.
OONA
No, it wouldn't, because I know all those things and they don't matter to me.
Yes, the world loved the Tramp...
...but you are who I love.
CHARLIE
YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE BEST THAT'S INSIDE ME.
OONA
BROADCASTER
Today in entertainment news: March 15, 1972: Charlie Chaplin, long
considered to be Hollywood's greatest all-time filmmaker, returns to Los
Angeles tonight to receive an honorary Academy Award. The Little Tramp,
who has been living in exile in Switzerland, has not been back to America for
two decades. His wife, Oona, is accompanying him. Their relationship was
controversial in the beginning, but they are still together after having been
married for nearly thirty years and having had eight children.
(We see Charlie, with OONA, as THEY stroll down the red
carpet.)
CHARLIE
I think tonight may be about forgiveness. Maybe I can finally forgive them . . .
and they me. So many people here, so many people not here. I wish that
Syd had lived to see this night. And Alf. Mum. Oh, Oona, what if they hate
me? What if I'm booed off the stage?
OONA
Steady, Charlie, you won't be. Because they still love you.
ANNOUNCER'S VOICE
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Little Tramp, Charlie Chaplin.
(We hear thunderous applause and shouts of "Bravo" as
CHARLIE stands at the podium.)
CHARLIE
Oh, thank you, thank you so much for the honor of inviting me here, and, oh,
you're wonderful sweet people. I've come to realize that life is not a movie.
You can't go back and edit it. It has laughter and tears -- all those things that
make a great film but that can also make a great life. It is perfect just as it is:
It has a beginning, a middle, and . . .
(He looks at OONA)
...an end.
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 114(
SYDNEY
THIS MAN WAS MY ONLY BROTHER,
SYDNEY HANNAH
BUT ONE LIFE GAVE SO MUCH JOY WHO CRIED THAT NIGHT,
( THIS MAN.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 115(
(
(MILDRED appears and sings in counterpoint:)
MILDRED ALF
THIS MAN ONCE LOVED ME, THIS MAN
THEN I LEFT HIM LAUGHED,
ALL ALONE. AND THE WORLD LAUGHED WITH HIM
THIS MAN WAS SEARCHING THIS MAN
FOR A LOVE OF HIS OWN SMILED, AND THE WORLD SMILED
WITH HIM
!
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 116(
ENSEMBLE
ALL
THIS MAN WILL BE LOVED FOREVER,
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
SYDNEY
MY BROTHER.
(SYDNEY leaves.)
ALL
GOOD NIGHT.
(
MILDRED
MY LOVER.
(MILDRED leaves.)
ALL
GOOD NIGHT.
(
ALF
THE DREAMER.
(ALF leaves.)
ALL
( GOOD NIGHT.
CHAPLIN(BROADWAY(/(Opening(Night:(Sept.(10th,(2012( ( 118(
HANNAH
MY LITTLE CHILD
(HANNAH & OONA leave.)
ALL
GOOD NIGHT.
CHARLIE
AND IT IS WONDERFUL,
BECOMES REAL.
YOUNG CHARLIE appears and gives the hat and the rose to
OLDER CHARLIE, who puts the rose in his lapel as
YOUNGER CHARLIE exits. CHARLIE tips his hat toward the
AUDIENCE and walks back into the screen. On the screen, HE
becomes the Little Tramp once more. We see him walk further
and further away, getting smaller and smaller until HE
disappears.
ALL
AND YOU WILL KNOW HIM