Muppet Christmas Carol Script
Muppet Christmas Carol Script
Muppet Christmas Carol Script
Narrator: I am too!
Narrator: Oh. Oh. Thank you. Yes. Jacob Marley was dead to
begin with.
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Rizzo: You're welcome. Mr Dickens
Rizzo: Where?
Narrator: There.
Rizzo: When?
Song - Scrooge
( chorus)
Oh, there goes Mr Humbug
There goes Mr Grimm
If they gave a prize
for bein'mean
The winner would be him
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'cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavour
you can bet he would be sour
Even the vegetables
don't like him.
(chorus)
There goes Mr Skinflint
There goes Mr Greed
The undisputed master
of the underhanded deed
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes
to convince us he's bad
He's really a victim
of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be
a sweet man inside
- Nah.
- Uh-uh.
(chorus)
There goes Mr Outrage
There goes Mr Sneer
He has no time for friends or fun
His anger makes that clear
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There goes Mr Heartless
There goes Mr Cruel
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
(Scrooge enters)
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Scrooge: Humbug!
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Gentleman 2: (exit) Oh. Dear. Dear. Dear.
Bob Cratchit: Uh. Why. Um. the. Uh. Whole day. If you
please, Mr Scrooge, why open the office tomorrow? Other
businesses will be closed.You'll have no one to do
business with. It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the
fire.
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There's no such thing as strangers when
A stranger says "hello"
And everyone is family, we're having so much fun
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas day
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Rizzo: Yuck!
Rizzo: Oh.
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Scrooge: Jacob Marley?
Scrooge: Humbug.
Everyone sings:
Doomed, Scrooge!
You're doomed for all time
Your future is a horror story
Written by your crime
Your chains are forged
By what you say and do
So, have your fun
When life is done
A nightmare waits for you
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Ghost of Christmas Present: Have you ever noticed that
everything seems wonderful at Christmas?
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It's true, where ever you find love
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
It feels like Christmas
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now you've gotten too excited.
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Children: To Mr Scrooge.
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And in our prayers and dreams we ask you
Bless us all
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Narrator: You're on your own. Folks. We'll meet you at the
finale.
Gentleman 1: He is dead.
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Children: Daddy.
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Boy: Oh. The one twice as big as me? It's still there.
Boy: Be serious.
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the charity donation...You asked me for yesterday.
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Life is like a journey
Who knows when it ends?
Yes, and if you need to know
The measure of a man
You simply count his friends
Stop and look around you
The glory that you see
Is born again each day
Don't let it slip away
How precious life can be
With a thankful heart that is wide awake
I do make this promise
With every breath I take
Will be used now to sing your praise
(Used now to sing your praise)
And beg you to share my days
With a loving guarantee
That even if we part
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
I will hold you close in a thankful heart
In a thankful heart
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Rizzo: Hmm.
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