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The Curriculum Vitae of Jesus Christ


Address: Eph. 1:20

Phone: Rom. 10:13

Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour and


Jesus

My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've


sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top
management position in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my CV.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens, (Prov.


3:19)

I formed man from the dust of the ground, (Gen. 2:7)

I breathed into man the breath of life, (Gen. 2:7)

I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (Gal. 3:13)

The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon


your life through me, (Gal. 3:14)
Occupational Background

I've only had one employer, (Luk. 2:49).

I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or


disrespectful.

My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me,


(Matt. 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include:


empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the
broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty
them that are bruised, (Luk. 4:18).

I am a Wonderful Counsellor, (Isa. 9:6). People who listen


to me
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (Prov. 1:33).

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power


to cleanse you of your sins, (I Joh. 1:7-9)

Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge,


wisdom and
understanding, (Prov. 2:6).

In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and


knowledge, (Col. 2:3).

My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a


lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (Ps.
119:105).

I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (Ps.
44:21).

Major Accomplishments

I was an active participant in the greatest Summit


Meeting of all times, (Gen. 1:26).

I laid down my life so that you may live, (II Cor. 5:15).

I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made


a show of them openly, (Col. 2:15).

I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised
the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many
to mention here. You can read them on my website,
which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. You don't need
an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.

References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my


divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and
supernatural guidance

In Summation

Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the
only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position
in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your
paths, (Prov. 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life,
(Joh. 6:47).

When can I start?

Time is of the essence, (Heb. 3:15).

Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who


may have an opening!
Thanks for your help and may God bless you!

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