Red Bike Play
Red Bike Play
Red Bike Play
A play
By Caridad Svich
A play for one performer. But may also be staged with three.
The performer(s) may be any gender and age (from late teens and above). Casting,
however, must be inclusive and reflective of the world.
If the play is cast with three performers, then they may alternate stanzas, and speak at
times in unison. An intergenerational cast is preferred. But actors need not be all of the
same gender, ethnic or racial identity.
The speaker in the text is a child of eleven years of age. But the performer(s) should not
be eleven. No attempt should be made to make the performer “appear” to be a child in
affect or clothing. We know how to play pretend. Get on with it.
All of the text in the play is spoken, except for stage directions in parentheses.
This play is divided into 50 discrete frames or sections, each of which could be seen as
a micro shift in the play’s universe.
In other words, it is possible that after each section, there is an extended breath, a
suspension, or a silence.
Or perhaps
A movement sequence
Or a dance break
Or just being with the audience in light
Sharing the space for a moment,
Before the next section begins.
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You want it. You dreamt about it. You have it.
The red bike
You saw it in the window
It smiled at you
You knew it
You two were meant to be
Envy
That’s right
You will inspire envy
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Your parents work hard
They have ten jobs but they say they have two
They pretend they’re happy
But they’re anxious
You see them
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Go for a ride
See ya later
Make sure you lock up the bike if you stop somewhere
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He was talking on the phone
Really loud
Near the luxury condo he built
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Gets up at 5 AM
Goes to the warehouse
You know it
You’ve seen it
It’s just up the road
It’s HUGE
It’s the WAREHOUSE
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He says, yeah
He says, yeah
And they’re building another warehouse a couple miles down
He says, yeah
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I hear them
I know
Like, when I’m on my bike
I’m, like, a radar
Or a drone or something
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The news got something to do with something
‘cause why else would it make everyone like a fuse?
It was hot
Not like today
But still hot
And I thought he must be sweating like a pig in that suit
He looked at me
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Red bike
I could see it on his face
He wanted it too
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And I’m sweaty
And the air is murder
And I’m thinking that if I don’t get to that hill over there I’m meat
‘cause the hill is where you get the best ride
The hill is where you see the whole city
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I am so sweaty
I shouldn’t have worn these clothes
I’m so stupid sometimes
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This is where I meet you, my friend
Animal stared
Night fell like seven moons
Freaky as hell
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Like in some disco or something
Thump, thump, thump
Dancing its heaviness through the body
Animal beams
And the Waffle Stop sign is making that kinda buzzy sound
That neon sometimes makes
And here
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Dad says it was never like this when he was a kid
Mom says she don’t remember
Everybody’s screwed up about the weather these days
Even dude says spring is gone
And I know, I know it’s made in some other country far away
But what the hell am I supposed to do?
Like, they don’t make it here anymore
That company shut down years ago
Somebody gotta make red bikes somewhere
So kids like me can dream
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Hey all. Look here. See.
Envy
Sometimes it feels good
Sometimes you wanna revel in it
Look at me
Look at me
Look. At. Me.
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Something sticks
On the ground
Greasy
I am moving
Fast
Hella fast
Down this hill
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This is wrong
This is doom
I’ll never make the tour de France now
Pity
I will inspire pity
Not envy
What is the world coming to?
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What’s that?
Bird? Squirrel? Rabbit?
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Am I gonna be a murderer now?
Breath races
Heart pumps
Three hundred billion seconds per minute
Thump thump thump
Like at a bad disco or something
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Panic
Panic is the worst
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Panic is not a superhero move
And we’re superheroes, right?
What’s Zen?
How do I get Zen?
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Wait
This can’t be the end
I just started
I’m just a kid
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I got my whole life
I am a superstar
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My mom handles six jobs even though she says she has two
And she still has time to be a mom
And do things
And ask me how I’m doing
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Like, it’s okay, mom
Whatever it is, it’ll be okay
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And flips up into the air
A gazillion times
Head wobbling
Teeth chattering
Body parts moving every which way
Boing boing boing
Look at that thing go
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Superstar pirate astronaut helicopter ice cream maker diver climber builder ninja warrior
movie-maker Oscar winner Nobel winner scientist inventor history teacher philosopher
poet shaman singer leader fire-breather lion beast1
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This list could be longer. It is encouraged in rehearsal to ask the performers and members of creative team to add
to this list from their own childhood perspectives. It is also possible to ask the audience to contribute to the list, if
the staging allows for organic interaction.
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But I didn’t listen
‘cause I’d seen mom and dad make lists
And not just for groceries n shit
But for next year and the year after that
I make a face
I say, yeah
But in my heart I know better
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He says they talk about the old days
Talk about how they didn’t do nothing for their town
But let everybody go
Hamburger.
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I say to ol’ guy, are you shitting me?
That town’s called Hamburger?
Eleven
People
Ol’ guy says his ol’ town is dead and he don’t wanna talk about it no more
Hamburger
I got a mind to look up that town and call his bluff
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One day this town is gonna die
And is he gonna watch it happen?
Hamburger.
He makes a face
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But then
We start laughing
Both of us
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And we’re tellin’ the whole world about it on some commercial somewhere
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Or a movie
Or a series
Or a video
Or a song
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Hell, they’ll just say I was stupid for even going down this hill
And forget all about me
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Don’t mention the kid with the red bike
They’re bad news
Bad juju
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Breeze
Faint as anything
But it feels good
Like hope
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If I were Dude
I’d say this got something to do with my natural superhero moves
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If I were my mom and dad
I’d say I am grounded for weeks
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Sometimes
Sometimes
I think about the gods
Way up there
And the ones down below too
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Monster envy
Like, deep
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Stuff
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‘cause maybe somewhere in our line
There was someone that never did what they set out to do
But they dreamt about it
And their dreaming got inside you when you were born
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N you’re doing good by it
I am here
I am here
Look out, world. I am here
(Back to…)
Happy
Like, for real, happy
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You remember that time you went to that famous theme park
That everyone swore was the happiest place ever
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And all this misery was just oozing outta you
While that stupid lady with the white hair and the killer boots
Spent five hundred dollars on that ONE THING
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One day
Our memories will come back to us
And we’ll stand as tall as that lady
Even if all we have are our little things
Made of plastic and fake china and cracked wood
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Drone hovers
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Hey, drone, help me out here
Do something for the world
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The gender of this other kid is intentionally ambiguous, hence the use of “their.”
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Or just asking the light in the sky to send them peace
Mom says,
Get inside,
Get in the car
NOW
We drive away
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Why can’t I give them a dollar?
With a dollar?
Be quiet now.
We ride in silence
We could be kin
Be quiet now
Who’s to say?
Maybe somewhere down the line
We’re blood or-
Be QUIET
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He was sitting in some little restaurant
All alone
Totally not the kind of place you’d expect him to be
It was all yellow with bits of green and a weird crusty kind of edge
And it looked like it had been sitting in the freezer for a hella long time
Just looking
Staring
Picking at his quiche
He ordered a soda
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HUGE soda
He slurped
Made noises
Looked at the phone
Asked the server for the time
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Ol’ guy says there was a factory here once that made cars
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He laughs
Makes a gesture with his hands
Revels in his secret
I know
I know
They usually do 2200 miles over 23 days
My goal was unrealistic
I know
I know, OKAY?
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I got an omelet that tasted like beans
Big tall sodas and cold cups of coffee
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But no
Cuz he turns his phone over
Puts his head in his hands
And keeps crying
People do things like this all the time in places like these, I hear someone say
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It’s coming from the front
The cash register
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Stare at the person
They look startled
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I am flying
No way is he
No hella way is he gonna take this bike away from me
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Greedy sonofabitch
Go cry in someone else’s quiche
LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE
I am racing
Pushing against myself
Flats and hills
Curves and rivulets
I’m steering like one of them Olympic dudes
Total gold medal shit
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Something greasy
Losing control
The sky’s in my face
The ground is nowhere to be found
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Why’s he following me?
I think of ol’ Guy and how he also talks about winning the lottery
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I think about how everyone’s in a hurry these days
How nobody says I’m sorry
How people don’t know how to talk to one other
How everybody’s robbed of sleep
Points it at me
Laughs
But it sounds like a cry
Like someone in the worst kinda pain ever
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I walk into it
Except I have no feet
I float
I fall asleep
Red, red
Ol’ guy says if you look close, you can see a map of stars
On the soles of your feet
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And prays for baseball teams
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This land is not mine
This land is not yours
This land is just land
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Red, red
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He misses the things he knows
I think to open it
But the house won’t let me
It says the future has no time for voices from the past
Especially voices
That wheeze and needle and cry
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It kisses my aluminum arms
It rests its hands on my bones threaded with carbon fiber
Go on now, it says
Go for a ride
See ya later
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Red, red
I feel blessed
Strange
Drone hovers
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Red, red
A parade of laughter
A litany of red
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Hot
Yes
Way it is here
Way it always is in summer
Sorry?
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Gleaming of quiche
From when he bit on it last
He laughs
Loud, big and rumbly
Like a perfect cartoon monster
I stand my ground
Even without feet
Are you a thief?
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Steel and glass and cascades of numbers
Pour from it
He moves toward me
For real this time
Are you?
But I am frozen
My superhero signals aren’t firing anything to my brain
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I AM WHAT YOU MADE ME
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We’re running low on gas
Gotta fill up
I need stuff
We all do
Don’t we?
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Pure sad, he mutters
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Red, red
Chaos reigns
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Past the trees
And the fields
And the small houses clinging to the earth
Crash
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In the dictionary
A bike is described as a human-powered
Pedal-driven
Single-track vehicle
Having two wheels
Attached to a frame,
One behind the other
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Its motion depends on us
Where we go? It follows
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Marry
Have babies
Get into fist fights
Go to jail
Go to the movies
Watch TV
Watch their screens
Watch football
Watch baseball
Watch basketball
Watch wrestling
Watch anything
Watch everything
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And then
Shoot a gun into the air
For fun
For kicks
For love
For hate
For nothing
For nothing
Just to shoot
Just to be
Say I am here
I was here
Someone made me
Cry
Like babies
Of the rain
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Like stuff
Nothing
And no one
No one
Wants to be nothing
NO ONE
NO ONE
WANTS TO BE NOTHING
Sweet
Like candy
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Like skittles and rocks and jelly beans
Until we forgot
We forgot what it is that we wanted
We forgot that the only thing we were here for
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I reach to one side to get up
My feet are aching
What time is…?
You sure?
I start walking
The sun has gone down
The heat has faded
My clothes are sticky, smelly,
N stained with gravel and dirt
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I see it
Over there
Leaning sideways
Against the faded stem
Of the Waffle Stop sign
Red bike
This yours?
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I’ll have seen so much of the world
I’ll wonder how it is one can hold all of that inside
Without making some serious NOISE
No.
I turn away
And walk home
Into the night.
End of play
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