Bright 8-13-2015-2 PDF
Bright 8-13-2015-2 PDF
Bright 8-13-2015-2 PDF
Written by
Max Landis
8/13/15
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For JRR Tolkien and David Ayer, who bring worlds to life.
INT. ALVINS’ HOUSE - BEDROOM - AFTERNOON
WE FLASH TO
ALVINS
Stop! Stop now!
The figure sprints on, out of reach, and Alvins gives chase.
A buzzing noise builds until...
BACK TO:
SHERRI
There’s a fairy in the bird feeder
again.
2.
SHERRI (CONT’D)
I bet it’s the same fuckin’ one,
too, isn’t it. Cause you didn’t
kill it last time.
ALVINS
I thought you were out looking for
a job-
SHERRI
Oh of course. Of course you’d
bring that up-
ALVINS
I’m not “bringing it up,” I just
thought you were looking for a job
today, that’s what you said you-
SHERRI
Okay for your information, I had an
interview this morning.
ALVINS SHERRI
Okay that’s g- I don’t need you to tell me
it’s good, and I didn’t
fuckin’ get it.
ALVINS
Why do you say th-
SHERRI
Cause the woman was a snotty bitch,
I could tell.
ALVINS
Okay.
SHERRI
You’re so fuckin condescending, you
know that? Sophie’s staying at
mom’s tonight, so you gotta give
her a ride. And get the fuckin’
fairy. Kill it this time.
3.
MIGUEL
Hey, good afternoon officer.
ALVINS
Good afternoon, Miguel.
MIGUEL
Were was you, were you sleeping all
day, Officer?
ALVINS
In there smoking blunts, homes.
The guys all laugh, as Alvins heads to the back of his house.
MIGUEL
Yo you got a fairy in your bird
feeder, dude.
ALVINS
I know.
He jabs the bird feeder, and the fairy bursts out, screeching
at him; a skinny, sparrow-sized hybrid of lemur and insect,
it hisses like vermin.
MIGUEL
Whoa! Ring the bell ding ding!
ALVINS
Ah! Fuck!
4.
MIGUEL
Oh, whoa dude, police brutality!
Call the uh- call his lawyer, dude!
We watch Alvins get ready for work; he showers off the blood,
shaves, puts on his uniform, checks his gun, his taser, his
mace...It’s all verite, feels almost like a doc.
FLASH TO:
ALVINS
MIKE! MIKE! CATCH HIM, CA-
BACK TO:
ALVINS
You’re only gonna be at Grandma’s
one night, you don’t need to bring
everything.
SOPHIA
Yeah but you never know.
Alvins laughs.
ALVINS
How was school?
SOPHIA
Are you in trouble?
ALVINS
What? I asked how school was-
SOPHIA
Mom says you’re in trouble for
something Mike did is that true?
SOPHIA (CONT’D)
Sylvia at school says that orcs are
stupid, like they’re born stupid.
Did Mike do something stupid and-
ALVINS
Orcs aren’t stupid. They’re just-
they’re different than us. All the
races are different than us, maybe,
but they’re people too, you know,
everybody’s just trying to get
along and be happy-
SOPHIA
Can elves really talk to dragons?
ALVINS
Not unless they go to the zoo, babe-
even then probably chomp chomp-
SOPHIA
Kayla says-
ALVINS
Yo, you gotta stop listening to
Kayla. Kayla sounds like trouble.
6.
SOPHIA
No she isn’t!
ALVINS
You just meet people, you treat
them how they treat you. You make
your own decisions based on what
you see, right? Don’t let people
tell how to feel about stuff.
ALVINS
Oh come the fuck on!
JAKOBY
Yeah sorry, not- not perfect-
ALVINS
What are you doing? What are you
doing here, man-
SOPHIA
Hi Mike!
JAKOBY
Hey Sophia, what’s up rockstar?
SOPHIA
We were packing for grandma’s.
7.
JAKOBY
That’s cool.
ALVINS
Will you shut up, bro? We’re
dealing with this right now.
SOPHIA
Don’t tell Mike to shut up, he’s a
person too!
JAKOBY
You got an enlightened kid, Scott.
JAKOBY
What?
ALVINS
You’re fuckin stupid you know that?
JAKOBY
Oh c’mon-
ALVINS
No you are, you’re stupid, you know
you’re not supposed to be driving,
orcs aren’t supposed to drive-
JAKOBY
Yeah, okay mom.
ALVINS
You can’t do that shit. What if
they notice the damage to the car,
what then?
JAKOBY
Look man I can drive if I want.
ALVINS
No you can’t, cause you clearly
WANT, but you still can’t drive.
JAKOBY
I can drive fine, dude.
8.
ALVINS
Did you let that kid go?
JAKOBY
What? No, of course not.
ALVINS
Did you let that kid go? I know he
was clan-blood-
JAKOBY
I don’t give a shit about clan-
blood. I don’t. I’m not gonna let
go of a perp because he’s green,
Scott, c’mon.
Alvins is quiet.
ALVINS
You better lie better than that if
they put you on the stand, man.
JAKOBY
I’m not lying.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
I’m not.
ALVINS
Hey, Sophia, don’t cry, don’t cry.
SOPHIA
Don’t get fired, don’t be stupid.
ALVINS
What? Where are you getting that?
9.
SOPHIA
Mommy says you’re being stupid and
you’re going to get fired and no
one will support the family and we
won’t have anything to eat.
ALVINS
Well you can’t listen to mommy when
she- Mommy doesn’t know what she’s
talking about.
SOPHIA
You’re lying.
ALVINS
No I’m not, I’m not lying. Mommy
just gets-
SOPHIA
You’re lying! You’re lying!
JAKOBY
Remind me why Sherri isn’t watching
her, tonight?
ALVINS
She’s uh- she’s got a date.
JAKOBY
Bro why are you still letting her
live with you?
ALVINS
Ask me this everyday, same answer-
JAKOBY
Sophia isn’t your daughter.
ALVINS
She is, though.
JAKOBY
I don’t know how to be on your side
when you’re not on your side.
ALVINS
Ain’t that a bitch? C’mon.
10.
This is BIGGS.
MONTEHUGH
I’m telling you, this is a wild
goose chase, Biggs. We’re gonna be
chasing our tails all night.
BIGGS
We’ll see.
The two FBI agents check in at the front desk. They don’t
notice Jakoby, nervously watching them through the glass in
the bull-pen.
ALVINS
Hey, any of you seen my partner?
WALLER
Didn’t you two homos just get in
like ten minutes ago?
ALVINS
He wanders.
POLLARD
That’s cause you don’t have a
partner, you have a pet.
BROWN
Fuckin’ big, green police animal.
Arf arf.
POLLARD
Yeah maybe if you kept it on a
leash you wouldn’t lose it, right?
ALVINS
Can I say, fuck you both, though?
POLLARD
Write a blog about it.
WALLER
(ominously)
Once for the Dark Lord, always for
the Dark Lord.
ALVINS
It is remarkable to me that dumb
asses like you can't remember your
wife's fuckin birthday but you can
still hold beef against a whole
race of people for some shit that
happened thousands of years ago.
POLLARD
“Race of people,” right.
CHING
Muster up, night-brief in five.
12.
All the police we’ve met file in, many already seated, some
remaining standing. The vibe is hasty, frank and informal.
Alvins spots Jakoby, and goes and sits with him, Jakoby
immediately leaning over conspiratorially, speaking in a
hushed tone. Again, we feel like a fly on the wall; more doc
than cinema.
JAKOBY
I saw FBI comin’ in, setting up
shop. Had an elf with them and
everything...You don’t think that’s
for us, right?
ALVINS
What? Hell no, stop being
paranoid.
JAKOBY
Right, man, yeah. This’ll be easy,
like you said. I’m just in my head-
ALVINS
I didn’t say this would be easy.
JAKOBY
Right but we got this though, it’s
all good.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Hello third shift, and welcome to
the latest episode of “We Are All
Fucked,” starring you.
This gets some mock cheers and real laughs from the boys.
Affirmative response.
Everyone starts to get up, but then Perez flags down Jakoby
and Alvins.
Jakoby and Alvins are settling down across from Perez, who
spends a moment just looking at them evenly.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
So one week ago, there was an
incident. I have the uh- I have
the reports, here, pretty basic,
makes you both look like idiots,
but people are thinking maybe
there’s something more here.
14.
JAKOBY
Bullshit.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Okay. That’s understandable. But
maybe you run me through it one
more time, yeah?
ALVINS
We arrived outside the 7-11 on
Market and Jefferson after the
silent alarm was triggered
expecting a robbery in progress, no
siren, no lights. Upon
disembarking the vehicle, myself
and Officer Jakoby came under fire
from inside the store, shattering
the front windows of the
establishment, forcing us both to
seek cover. Upon exiting cover the
subject was seen fleeing on foot.
Yep, you guessed it: this is the incident that Alvins has
been flashing back to this whole time. Him, on foot, chasing
a red sweatshirt.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Describe the subject.
ALVINS
Subject was a young male Orc in a
red sweatshirt, grassy complexion,
possibly teens, possibly early
twenties. Didn’t get a good look.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Go on. What happened next?
ALVINS
We pursued-
CAPTAIN PEREZ
I want to hear it from Mike, if you
don’t mind.
JAKOBY
We pursued subject on foot, up
Market, and then around an alley
headed east.
(MORE)
15.
JAKOBY (CONT'D)
At this point Officer Alvins
injured his ankle, and I continued
the pursuit solo, cornering the
perp in a dead end.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
What happened in the dead end?
JAKOBY
The perp charged me, knocked me
back, giving him time to climb up
onto a fire escape. He broke a
window, headed into the building,
and I lost him, and returned to
assist Officer Alvins.
Captain Perez stays quiet a moment, and then draws out a file
photograph from an envelope on his desk. It’s of a fire
escape ladder, in a dead end alley.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
We had the boys measure the
distance. That’s ten feet. That’s
a ten foot vertical jump.
JAKOBY
Subject was nearly six feet tall;
technically it was only about a
four foot jump.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Listen, Mike, I like you. I think
you’re a good cop. I’m not just
saying that. So I want you to
think, here: you didn’t let this
kid go because he was clan-blood.
I know the orc clans are-
JAKOBY
Sir, with all due respect, I am not
blooded. I struggle every day of
my life to separate myself from
this antiquated, ignorant ass view
of orcs. We are not all clan
affiliated. I was never blooded,
my parents were never blooded, I
have my teeth filed.
(MORE)
16.
JAKOBY (CONT'D)
I don’t owe some two bit thug ass
greenie shit, sir.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
So your final word is this guy had
a four foot vertical.
JAKOBY
Perp was light on his feet, sir.
CAPTAIN PEREZ
Okay, you’re dismissed. Good luck
out there.
They both get up, but as they go out the door, Perez stops
Alvins, speaking quietly but frankly.
ALVINS
I don’t have anything to add to-
CAPTAIN PEREZ
That’s not what this is about.
ALVINS
No, no, c’mon, don’t do that-
CAPTAIN PEREZ
I can’t promote an officer under
investigation, you know that-
ALVINS
Listen please please don’t do this,
okay, please don’t do this, I need
that job, I just- oh god, please-
CAPTAIN PEREZ
What’s going on?
17.
ALVINS
It’s not about that. It’s not
about that. I just need to- shit-
I mean I need the money but I need
to feel like I’m moving towards
something, here. I can’t just...I
can’t keep doing the same thing,
I’m like trapped here. I’m- I need
that job-
CAPTAIN PEREZ
There’s a way.
JAKOBY
See? I told you bro: easy.
ALVINS
How was that easy?
JAKOBY
I mean- humans, man, you can
read’em sometimes. Like you guys
got little tells when everything’s
gonna be okay.
ALVINS
Like what’s a little tell?
JAKOBY
Like you make this face:
ALVINS
What face is that, that’s not a
face-
JAKOBY
It’s a normal face that humans make-
ALVINS
Show me another human face.
JAKOBY
This is when a human sees he’s not
gonna get a pancake.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
It’s good, right?
ALVINS
I don’t know, it’s true, we do love
pancakes, though.
Alvins hits the radio. It’s “Tell All The People” by The
Doors.
As the boys laugh, we roll over the 101 freeway, headed into
CRENSHAW. The sun is hanging a little lower in the sky,
giving everything an orangey look.
WE SEE
19.
WE SEE THEM
SLAM TO
HOMELESS MAN
A great cloud is coming, a great
black cloud of fire! The Dark Lord
grows closer every day! We may
have forgotten about magic, but
magic has not forgotten about us!
HOMELESS MAN
THE DARK LORD’S EYES ARE OPENING!
THEY ARE OPENING!
20.
ALVINS
Oh great, one of these, huh?
RAMIREZ
Yeah, he’s been pretty unresponsive
about coming down. Looks like a
waiting game.
JAKOBY
High or crazy?
RAMIREZ
Unclear.
HOMELESS MAN
YOU!
ALVINS
You got this Ramirez?
RAMIREZ
I mean, yeah, sure. I get off
shift in an hour, we don’t get him
down by then, that’s tough titty
for whoever cleans him up.
ALVINS
That’s us. Good luck.
RAMIREZ
Keep your eyes open tonight. Gangs
out in force. Principes De Sangre
are on the prowl. Fogteeth, too.
21.
ALVINS
Got it.
JAKOBY
Watch out for the Dark Lord, dude.
RAMIREZ
Perp is nine feet tall, burning red
eyes, black armor, holding a
flaming ax, got it.
ALVINS
(into the mic)
Ten one dispatch, what’s up.
DISPATCH (RADIO)
Suspicious noises, activity at 3441
Abrams Street.
ALVINS
Okay, we got it. En route.
Alvins and Jakoby’s cruiser pulls onto the low income street,
moving slowly. Jakoby clocks a Latino teenager, sitting up
the block on a porch, watching them.
JAKOBY
Spotter. There.
ALVINS
Hiii buddy. How old do you think
he is, fifteen?
JAKOBY
If that. This is it, on the right.
ALVINS
Hooboy.
(into mic)
Officers arriving on scene, 3441
Abrams.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
What, what’s up? What do you see?
JAKOBY
Nothin. What’s dispatch say?
ALVINS
Nothing.
They sigh, and climb out of the car, headed towards the
house, again eyeing the spotter across the street.
JAKOBY
Why they always got kids doing the
dirty work out here?
ALVINS
Start’em young. Principes De
Sangre initiate at twelve, bro.
JAKOBY
Sucks. Even Orc clans wait till
you’re fifteen before you get
blooded.
ALVINS
Different strokes.
JAKOBY
I don’t see it, man, must be a
California thing.
ALVINS
(laughing)
That’s so you man. That’s your
catchphrase.
JAKOBY
I don’t have a catchphrase-
ALVINS
You do though, everything you don’t
agree with it’s like, “must be a
California thing.”
JAKOBY
I’m just trying to soften the blow
cause you got a lot of problems.
ALVINS
Yeah, well I-
23.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Fuck me! Holy shit-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shit go, go!
JAKOBY
Oh, what the fuck man, this is bad,
this is bad-
ALVINS
Any nearby units, 3441 Abrams, 11-
99, 11-99, Code Three, Officer
needs help, 245 shooting at
officers with a-
(gunfire)
Fuck! Shit! Shotgun, fuck!
JAKOBY
Holy fuck! Holy shit!
ALVINS
On three we return, yeah?
DISPATCH
245 confirmed, local units on
route, hang tight. Do you require
medical assistance?
ALVINS JAKOBY
You okay? Yeah. Okay, okay. You okay?
DISPATCH (CONT’D)
Do you require m-
24.
JAKOBY
Child in danger?
ALVINS
We have to wait for...Fuck. Okay
go low go low go, front door.
Jakoby nods, and the two of them tentatively exit cover, guns
out, strafing quickly towards the house. Alvins clocks blood
dripping down from the sill of the shooter’s window.
ALVINS
LAPD! LAPD, weapons down, hands
behind your heads!
JAKOBY
I smell blood.
ALVINS
Eyes open. Bullet holes in the
walls. LAPD! SHOW YOURSELVES!
JAKOBY
Body.
Legs are sticking out of the door frame into the kitchen...
They advance and...
ALVINS
Wh...oh shit. What is that, what
is that bro?
25.
The entire top half of the dead man has been BLASTED INTO
ASH, leaving a massive print on the wall; from the waist up,
he is a blackened, charred, skeleton.
JAKOBY
Look. Shit dude, look.
Alvins looks, to see that part of the back of the house has
been BLOWN OFF, as though a bomb went off, out into the back
yard.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Wh- what the fuck happened here?
ALVINS
Be advised. Possible Bright on
scene, Bright premises, possible
Magic User, awaiting confirmation.
...a noise.
Both men startle, and then...They push back into the dark
house, moving towards the room from which they were shot at.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Door’s open.
JAKOBY
Got it.
ALVINS
Do not move. Do not move.
Alvins advances on him and kicks the gun away, checking the
man’s injuries.
JAKOBY
Is he staying or going dude?
ALVINS
Hey can you hear me? Can you hear
me, man, can you-
JAKOBY
What’s he saying? Is that Elvish?
DYING MAN
T’rein...Oter...T’lias o’ter...
ALVINS
SHIT GRAB HER GRAB HER-
The figure bursts out the front door at a full run with
Jakoby in hot pursuit-
JAKOBY
Fuck, she’s trying to bite me-
ALVINS
What’s she got? What’s she
holding!?
Alvins and Jakoby pin the girl down- AND AN ARC OF PURPLE
ELECTRICITY BLASTS UP AND STRIKES THE TELEPHONE WIRES ABOVE
THEM, LIGHTING THEM ON FIRE!
27.
Jakoby and Alvins jump back, drawing their guns as the little
kid cowers, something clattering to the pavement next to him.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shit! ....SHIT!
The gang spotter, across the street, has watched this entire
incident, wide-eyed. He turns and runs off up the street, at
full speed.
JAKOBY
Is that...that’s not...is that a...
Alvins leans against the wall nearby. On the table, lays the
wand, lit in the dingy yellow glow. Somewhere outside, a dog
is barking.
CHING
There’s blood on the back porch.
Smells weird, like gasoline.
ALVINS
Gasoline? Jesus christ, what
bleeds gasoline, what’s that mean?
POLLARD
You said the elf kid...used the
wand?
ALVINS
The kid’s not a bright. The wand
just...went off, or something.
28.
POLLARD
Okay. So that makes the missing
perp the bright, right? Comes in
here, picks a fight he can’t win,
these guys in the house go back and
forth, the bright runs and forgets
his wand.
CHING
What is the kid saying happened?
ALVINS
The kid isn’t saying anything,
she’s scared shitless. Plus she
doesn’t speak English, only Elvish.
No IDs on any of the dead orcs,
either...They might be her parents,
maybe illegals-
WALLER
Leave that shit to the detectives.
CHING
You ever seen a wand in person?
ALVINS
Sure...yeah. A broken one, in the
Smithsonian.
POLLARD
(long beat)
So what....What are we gonna do
about this?
ALVINS
...What do you mean? We bag the
wand and turn it in, I mean, when’s
CSI get here-
WALLER
I didn’t call in CSI, Pollard, did
you call in CSI?
POLLARD
Nope.
ALVINS
What are we talking about here,
guys. C’mon. Ching?
Ching’s silent.
POLLARD
Units are spread thin as hell
tonight. Last thing dispatch knows
was we had the situation under
control. You didn’t call it in.
No wand on the log, Alvins. So the
wand was never here.
(beat)
We’re taking the wand.
ALVINS
What the fuck are you even saying,
you don’t know how to use a wand-
POLLARD
I know people who know things.
ALVINS
Come the fuck on, this isn’t
happening, this is a joke...
POLLARD
That’s magic. On the table.
That’s whatever you want it to be.
You want a million bucks, you got
it. You want a new life, you want
a bigger dick, whatever you want-
ALVINS
This is a fucking joke, you can’t
steal a wand, that’s...that’s...
CHING
Precinct’s fucked. Two pay cuts,
another one coming-
WALLER
No one’s coming, Alvins.
CHING
Waller, back off. Listen, Scott,
you needs this just as much as us,
right? More, right?
30.
ALVINS
It’s a wand, Ching-
CHING
Don’t you need money? Aren’t you
supporting that little girl?
How’re you gonna keep that going,
man. You’re under investigation
right now, everyone knows you got
taken out of consideration for
detective because of your partner.
ALVINS
What about the kid? I mean...The
kid will-
WALLER
Ain’t gonna be no kid.
ALVINS
...What?
Everyone’s silent.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
You’re saying- what’re you saying
we’re gonna murder a kid?
CHING
Listen-
ALVINS
That’s what you’re saying. Say it
out loud, you’re gonna murder a kid-
POLLARD
We’re not gonna do it. There’s
someone on the way. They’ll take
care of it.
ALVINS
I won’t let that happen, Jakoby
won’t let that happen, Jakoby’s out
there comforting that kid right now-
WALLER
Both of them gotta go.
31.
ALVINS
What? What the fuck? You are
talking about killing a kid and a
cop am I going fucking crazy right
now, I’m going fucking crazy-
The little elf girl sits on the hood of Alvins and Jakoby’s
cruiser, purple eyes staring through long white blond hair
hanging down over pale skin.
JAKOBY (SUBTITLE)
We are going to get you out of here
soon. It will be all right.
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
Tikka. My name is Tikka.
(beat)
We have to get out of here before
she comes back.
JAKOBY (SUBTITLE)
What? Before who comes back?
Before who comes back, buddy?
ALVINS
This isn’t happening, this isn’t
fucking happening, this is a dream
man, this is a bad dream-
WALLER
He’s spinning.
CHING
No, he’s okay, he’s gonna be okay.
He’s gonna catch up to it.
ALVINS
I’m not gonna catch up to shit,
this is stupid, let me the fuck-
YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW MAGIC!
CHING
Whoa. Easy. Easy.
POLLARD
Can I reframe this? Let me
reframe: do you want your little
girl to not have a father, AND
Jakoby dies? Or just Jakoby to
die? Because you’re living in
fuckin fantasy land if you think
you’re walking away, here-
ALVINS
-You’re fucking threatening me?-
WALLER
Yeah you’re catching up real quick
now, real quick-
POLLARD
Who means more to you, your little
girl or your monster? You want her
to get the call that you’re dead in
some crackhouse? The orc dies
either way. This wand is not going
on the books. End of story.
WALLER
Gotta be your gun. The kid got
your gun away from you. She got
your gun away from you, shot Jakoby
in the street. We can stage it up
but that’s what happened. The kid
was the bright. The kid got away.
The kid disappeared.
ALVINS
No...come on...
POLLARD
We can fix it so it looks right.
There’s people coming who’ll know
how to fix it, this can work out
good for you, idiot.
CHING
Jakoby fucked you over, you know
he’s lying, man, this is your last
shot to save yourself-
WALLER
You or him. Enough bullshit.
POLLARD
You make this happen, you want to
fucking get through this you use
your fucking brain.
ALVINS
Fuck! Shit!
CHING
You are not making this decision,
okay? The situation is making this
decision. You don’t have to
agonize about this shit, it’s just
the way it worked out.
WALLER
Perfect storm, bro. It’s a perfect
storm.
JAKOBY
Hey man, where’s back-up? Where’s
CSI? I think that spotter saw the
wand, dude, and the kid is saying
something about getting out of here
before someone “comes back,” I-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
What...what’s going on?
ALVINS
(long beat)
Did you lie on the report?
JAKOBY
...What?
ALVINS JAKOBY
Did you lie on the report, What the fuck are you talking
did you let that kid go cause about?
he was clan blood.
ALVINS
Did you lie? Did you let a fucking
perp go? A perp who shot at cops?
Did you do that?
JAKOBY
What the fuck are you doing right
now, what is this-
ALVINS JAKOBY
Tell me whether you fucking Why are you doing this right
lied, you did didn’t you, you now, man, why are you-
let the kid go, cause he was
clan blood-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
What is this, what is going on-
ALVINS
Tell me now!
JAKOBY
Don’t do that- don’t touch me-
35.
ALVINS
You fucked me, you fucked us both,
you stupid green shit-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
You fucked my fucking life, you
know that, you fucked my fucking
life up for some fucking thug kid-
JAKOBY
Fuck you, fuck off-
ALVINS
You fucked my last chance you
fucking pigface piece of shit-
JAKOBY
(snapping)
Yeah I did, okay, I let him go, is
that what you fucking wanted to
hear?
ALVINS
I knew it, I fucking KNEW it you
lying sack of shit, blood is
thicker than water-
JAKOBY
It wasn’t about that, I don’t give
a shit about clan-blood! It was
the wrong kid.
ALVINS
(faltering)
W-...What?
JAKOBY
When we came out the store, he
started running cause he saw us but
he was just scared- the real perp
went the opposite direction, but by
the time I realized it was too
late. They both had red
sweatshirts, YOU CHASED THE WRONG
GUY.
(MORE)
36.
JAKOBY (CONT'D)
They’ll see it in the inquest, when
they pull the surveillance video
from the 7-11! I knew you were on
thin ice and if we bagged the wrong
kid you’d look bad- this shit gets
out it’s a million hits on Youtube,
world’s dumbest cops! Shit, I was
trying to protect you! I didn’t
think this was all gonna fuckin’-
stack up on top of us!
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
And you know what, fuck you for
making me tell you that, now, FUCK
YOU SCOTT.
ALVINS
(quietly)
I need you to stay calm, okay?
JAKOBY
What?
POLLARD
Time’s up, Alvins. Do it.
JAKOBY
What is he-
Alvins draws his gun, firing five shots, cowboy shoot out
style BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Wha- what the fuck-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
DROP IT! DROP IT NOW, ON THE
GROUND, ON THE GROUND-
37.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
(to Tikka)
Tikka you stay there, stay right
there don’t move!
(to himself)
What the fuck, what the fuck-
ALVINS
Listen to me, Mike, I need you to-
JAKOBY
Shut up, hands on your head!
Alvins complies and Jakoby pushes him down, knee into his
back, to the ground, kicking his gun away from Alvins as he
quickly cuffs him.
ALVINS JAKOBY
Listen to me bro, please- Shut up-
ALVINS JAKOBY
No man, you gotta listen- Shut up!
ALVINS
Stop telling me to shut up, just
fucking listen to me!
JAKOBY
SHUT UP!
ALVINS
Jakoby, you gotten listen to me
here, MIKE! MIKE! Come on!
Jakoby grabs Tikka and walks her around to the front of the
car, putting her in the front passenger side.
JAKOBY (SUBTITLE)
Stay here, don’t move.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Hey Pollard, shit man, hang on, I’m
gonna get you help, okay? Keep
pressure on this, keep pressure.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Fuck, fuck! Shit!
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
(into Mic)
Dispatch dispatch, this is a
priority one, we have multiple
officers down, multiple subjects in
custody, and we-
ALVINS
Mike! Hey Mike! Eyes open! Eyes
open! Look!
SALINAS
Hey ese. Hi. Buenos noche.
JAKOBY
Sir, you and your friends need to
stop advancing, and back up right
now for me, this is an active crime
scene, it’s-
SALINAS
Why, uh, why the police shooting
each other, homes?
39.
JAKOBY
Sir you and your friends need to
back up, right now
SALINAS
Another question here, um, bitch,
is it true, escuché un rumor that
there might be a wand around here.
ALVINS
We have to get out of here, now.
Mike, we have to-
JAKOBY
(whispering)
Shut up, just shut up.
SALINAS
And I thought, “me parece una
locura,” right? That’s crazy.
There’s no wand, right?
(smiles)
But then we walk up on cops
shooting cops, that’s some serious
shit, so-
Jakoby, noting how close they’re gotten, turns and gets into
the car, behind the wheel, slamming his door closed.
JAKOBY
(to Tikka)
Tikka, listen, we’re gonna be fine,
stay calm.
SALINAS
Hey, sir, excuse me sir, is that
the wand right there? Cause we’d
appreciate it if you could give
that to us, man.
JAKOBY
(into mic)
We have multiple aggressive
subjects on scene, back-up urgently
requested-
40.
ALVINS
We have to go, Jakoby, DRIVE!
JAKOBY
We can’t leave Pollard!
ALVINS
He wanted me to kill you Mike, you
need to-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
They’re gonna kill us! Go! GO!
Jakoby starts the car and slams on the gas, triggering the
lights and sirens. The Principes who’d been standing on the
car topple off and they go swerving-
UP THE STREET
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Slow down man, slow down, you gotta-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Mike! Snap out of it! You gotta-
Biggs, the FBI elf we saw earlier, sits with his feet up on a
desk in an empty office, bouncing a ball against the wall.
They’re clearly freshly moved in, and not staying long.
MONTEHUGH
We might have something.
MONTEHUGH (CONT’D)
There were some weird inter-car
calls; emergency, possible
homicide, officers down, but the in
feed to dispatch was so
disorganized we’re not sure what-
BIGGS
Why’s that our guy?
MONTEHUGH
We got an inter-officer all channel
communication said there was a
possible bright on prem-
BIGGS
We have an address?
MONTEHUGH
Yeah. It’s at the house-
BIGGS
Get your jacket.
The soft blue white of early night is settling onto south Los
Angeles, stray cats wander, and all else is still. Almost.
Pollard has dragged himself up onto the porch, in agony, and
is fumblingly trying to dial his iPhone.
The touch screen isn’t working, smeared with too much blood.
42.
Behind her, by the car, are PARSONS, a big guy with a rifle,
and DENVER, smaller, with an earpiece in.
POLLARD
G...Gibson?
GIBSON
Look at this mess. Parsons,
Denver. Let’s get him inside.
GIBSON
You going to be all right?
POLLARD
(in agony)
What? F- Fuck no, I’m...help me.
GIBSON
Call an ambulance.
43.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
(beat)
Where’s the wand?
POLLARD
They took it...they took
it...fuckers shot me!...
GIBSON
Describe it.
POLLARD GIBSON
Wh...what? The wand.
POLLARD
S’white...gold...black handle...
GIBSON
“They” who took it being the first
responder cops, yeah?
POLLARD
That’s...that’s right...Gang...
chased them off...
GIBSON
A gang chased them off? Humans?
Did they know about the wand?
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Huh. Okay. So it might be with
the gang...might be with the cops.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Any chatter? Responding back-up
units, dispatch activity, anything
like that?
GIBSON (CONT’D)
They left in their car. Is there a
unit tracker in your cruiser?
POLLARD
Yes.
44.
GIBSON
Okay. We’ll find him that way.
We’ll get this back in order.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Is this the gun he shot you with?
POLLARD
Yes.
GIBSON
(loudly)
LAPD Detective, open up.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Can I ask a few questions? More
units are going to be here soon, I
don’t want them to bother you too
and keep you up all night.
Hushed discussion from inside, and then they open the door.
GIBSON
They were shooting at each other?
45.
ELDERLY MAN
That’s right.
ELDERLY WOMAN
We’ve lived here for thirty years,
we’ve never seen anything like
that.
ELDERLY MAN
The officers ran, but it was the
orc driving-
GIBSON
The orc was the one who shot the
other cops?
ELDERLY MAN
No, that was the white man- the
other one, he did it and the orc
cuffed him-
GIBSON
The orc cuffed him?
ELDERLY WOMAN
That’s right. He seemed surprised
by it- he seemed very-
GIBSON
Huh. And this purple light you saw-
ELDERLY WOMAN
It was only for a second. Like a
big flash!
ELDERLY MAN
We called earlier when we’d heard
the banging from in the house, we
don’t- we don’t like to get
involved in things like this, but
we just thought- you know someone
might be in danger. But then when
it all went wrong with the cops-
killing the other police officers
we called again, we tried, but 911
put us on hold.
GIBSON
Yeah, it happens that way. Is
there anyone else in the house?
46.
ELDERLY MAN
No, our grandson is staying at his-
Gibson raises Alvins’ gun and shoots the elderly couple dead.
Denver has pulled the two police cruisers off the road, into
the driveway, and shut off their lights, and is in the
process of pulling a trap over them.
GIBSON
They didn’t get far. Keep your ear
to the radio. Hey, Denver, cover
our car, we’ll roll in a cruiser,
pull the tracker.
(beat)
Let’s start looking.
One of them starts to run towards it, but Salinas catches him
by the collar, stopping him.
SALINAS
Espera me, espera me.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
Okay, go, go.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
SHIT! FUCK!
47.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
Blood. BLOOD!
PRINCIPE LIEUTENANT
Salinas man, we gotta get the fuck
out of here, man-
SALINAS (SUBTITLE)
If more police were coming they’d
be here by now. They got no car,
no way out, and they’re bleeding.
They ain’t gonna call an uber.
(English)
It’s the wild west tonight, ese.
PRINCIPE THUG
So what do we do?
SALINAS
Call more guys, call in everybody
you can. They’re dirty fuckin
cops, they’re still here, they
can’t get far. We find them before
anyone else. Go. ORALE! ORALE!
Salinas steps up onto the hood of the cop car, and smashes
the police-light bar with his baseball bat.
ALVINS JAKOBY
Do not do anything. Shut up man.
48.
ALVINS JAKOBY
Seriously don’t- I’m not going to do shit,
shut up.
ALVINS
Uncuff me bro. Uncuff me-
JAKOBY
Hell no, shut up dude-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Are you okay? Stay quiet, we’re
gonna figure it out. What the fuck
did the car hit!?
ALVINS
It’s the wand, man, it has to be;
some kind of binding spell, stops
it from getting too far away from
its owner- listen, Mike you have to
uncuff me, there’s blood in my
eyes, man-
JAKOBY
Get up. Come on. Tikka, stay
behind me.
ALVINS
We got to get off the street Mike.
We go into a house or something-
JAKOBY
(whispering)
Stop fucking talking!
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Shit...
ALVINS
Fuck!
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Come on! Come on, now!
JAKOBY
Hey! Stop! Damn it Scott-
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
What, seriously!? Fuck!
Alvins, blood all over his face from the cut on his forehead,
is leaning heavily against a stack of junk. Tikka cowers in
the corner.
ALVINS
(yell-whispering)
You uncuff me RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW
MIKE, I swear to god I’m gonna lose
my shit.
Jakoby paces back and forth, nervous, shaking his head. The
two of them go back and forth in hushed tones.
50.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
If you have ever trusted me, I need
you to trust me right now-
JAKOBY
What is going on, man, this is too
much- you killed Ching, dude, why,
why-
ALVINS
I will explain, I can explain but
you gotta take these cuffs-
TIKKA
Shhhhh.
Alvins shoves Tikka back from the door, as Jakoby yanks the
chain, turning off the light. They crouch, next to the door,
silent, Jakoby with the shotgun, Alvins with the pistol.
JAKOBY
Fuck, man, the lock.
ALVINS
What?
JAKOBY
The lock’s on the ground out there.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Give me the gun.
51.
FLASH IN ON:
The light bulb in the garage turns back on, moments later.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Stay still, bro.
ALVINS
I’m shaking, my fucking heart is
racing, jesus christ-
JAKOBY
Just finish what you were saying.
ALVINS
They just turned, man- they were
like wolves, like fuckin animals-
JAKOBY
When you came out there, you had a
look in your eye. Like you hated
me. Like I don’t know what.
ALVINS
Mike...what the fuck are we gonna
do, man. What the fuck are we
gonna do-
JAKOBY
Did you really...did you really
believe I let that kid go cause he
was an orc?
ALVINS
I don’t know. I don’t know what I
thought. I don’t know-
52.
JAKOBY
I can’t believe that shit man. You
know “real” orcs don’t give me any
respect, you know I ain’t blooded
so they treat me like I’m nothing,
since I was little kid. Shit dude
you’re the only motherfucker who I
get any respect from and you just
shot a bunch of fuckin’ cops.
ALVINS
That was me respecting you.
JAKOBY
So what do we do? Who do we call?
ALVINS
Can’t call the station, man.
JAKOBY
Well then general dispatch, get a
ride out of here on an ambulance or
a fire truck-
ALVINS
Get a ride where. Three dead cops,
my gun, we are not in a good spot
here bro. Plus the wand will stop
us, just like it did the car-
JAKOBY
Then we leave the wand-
ALVINS
Leave the wand? Even if they don’t
have a bright, dude, you took
history class. In the wrong hands,
dude, that’s anarchy. That’s
bodies on the streets. That’s all
of LA on fire, bro.
JAKOBY
I...shit. Bro you need to say
something positive right now.
ALVINS
...Can’t lie, you look pretty bad
ass with the shotgun.
Jakoby laughs.
53.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shit, Rodriguez. We call
Rodriguez, if he’s still on duty,
maybe he can-
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
They hurt her but not enough. She
will come looking for her wand. We
must go.
ALVINS
What’d she say?
JAKOBY (SUBTITLE)
(ignoring Alvins)
Who will come looking?
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
(whispered)
The witch.
ALVINS
(off Jakoby’s reaction)
...what...what’d she say?
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shit GO GO-
PRINCIPE THUG
This is-
SALINAS
Shh. Shh man.
SINGLE MOM
Por favor, no me hagas daño, por
favor no me hagas daño-
ALVINS
We’re not gonna hurt you, stay
quiet, get quiet right now-
In the next room, her baby starts crying. Alvins and Jakoby
exchange a look, Tikka perking up in fear.
Jakoby stops the woman from going into the room, and reaches
in carefully, gently dragging the crib away from the
shuddered window, towards the door.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shut your fucking baby up right
now, shut that fucking baby up
right now-
SINGLE MOM
Lo siento, lo siento-
ALVINS
Don’t fucking apologize, shut that
fucking baby up right now, SHUT IT
UP RIGHT NOW-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Stay low, don’t m-
55.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
No cover, just go go go-
Jakoby bursts out into the backyard, knocking the door nearly
off the hinges just as a Principe emerges from the side of
the house, firing at near point blank range-
ALVINS
MIKE COME ON COME ON!
Alvins pulls Jakoby, snapping him out of it, and the three of
them rush through the back gate out into the
ALLEY
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Get Tikka, get Tikka-
ALVINS
There, go go!
ALVINS (CONT’D)
AGH FUCK! FUCK!
JAKOBY
Scott!?
ALVINS
KEEP GOING!
DRAWS OUT HIS PEPPER SPRAY AND SPRAYS THE ENTIRE ROOM. TOTAL
CHAOS ERUPTS FOR A MOMENT BEFORE-
GIBSON
Mmh.
PARSONS
What do you make of that?
GIBSON
The bright. Looking for the wand.
PARSONS
...This change anything?
GIBSON
Well, it means we’re not the
biggest shark in the water. So we
have to be the smartest.
(starts back to car)
Keep your ear locked to the radio.
There will be a mistake.
BIGGS
What’s the deal here?
BROWN
Sir this is LAPD business, we have
an active crime scene-
BIGGS
(flashing badge)
FBI, Magic Division, a little birdy
told us there was a bright on scene-
58.
BROWN
Well- I- uh, yes, look, but it’s
all fucked, man-
BIGGS
Clarify “fucked” for me Lieutenant?
BROWN
Well there was some sort of
altercation with the responding
officers, we got three officers
dead, two missing, and it looks
like there was some kind of
situation across the street, too.
Someone tried to clean up the crime
scene, squad cars in the driveway
with dead bodies in them, plus they-
BIGGS
Where’s the bright come into this?
BROWN
The four bodies from the original
call- they’re all dead, all crazy
magicked the fuck up-
BIGGS
Shit. Shit!
Biggs takes off running across the street, all the way up the
block to where an old, fucked up van is parked. He touches
the back door-
And the door DROPS OFF, clattering to the ground. Inside are
two OBLITERATED BODIES, one blasted apart into what looks
like red spider-webs, the other shattered like glass.
BROWN
H- holy shit-
BIGGS
Montehugh! We have agents down!
Call it in, now, but keep it quiet!
BROWN
W- Why would ya’ll be watching this
dump in the middle of nowhere?
BIGGS
This house held members of the
Shield Of Light, an extremist group
convinced of the return of the Dark
Lord and the coming of a second age
of magic.
BROWN
But- I mean, they’re just nuts,
right? They’re just crazy.
BIGGS
Yeah. They’re just crazy...Until
someone kills four of them and two
FBI agents with a wand. Then: I’m
not so sure.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
When’s the soonest we could get a
helicopter here?
MONTEHUGH
LAPD, in the air in fifteen minutes-
BIGGS
Not LAPD. One of ours.
MONTEHUGH BIGGS
With no active Fed business? Shit.
Gonna be a stretch.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
We can’t call in back-up from the
locals when the locals are this
involved. Some dirty ass Rampart
ass shit is going down out here.
(looks around)
I’ll check the house. Pull the
recordings from the van, and call
California Central, see if we can
get some kind of strike team here.
MONTEHUGH
You know that’s a long shot.
BIGGS
There’s a wand on the streets. All
bets are off.
60.
He tosses it onto the seat, pushes his jacket over the phone
to hide it, and then carefully talks on his own cell.
BROWN
Hey, we have problems here. Big
problems. Who’s down to help out?
SHERRI’S MOTHER
Sophia? I thought you were asleep.
SOPHIA
I’m sorry, I was just making a
picture for my dad.
SHERRI’S MOTHER
Okay, lights out baby, sleep tight.
SOPHIA
Okay grandma.
CLERK
Are you a real cop?
CLERK (CONT’D)
Hey man, no offense! No green cops
round here!
JAKOBY
Rodriguez says he’s almost here.
He sounds pissed off.
ALVINS
Poor Rodriguez.
JAKOBY
How the fuck is she sleeping?
ALVINS
Adrenaline. She’s wiped out. She
just shut right down. Used to
happen to Sophia all the time.
JAKOBY
...Your arm okay?
ALVINS
My arm is fucked.
JAKOBY
Can you move it?
ALVINS
I can move it.
JAKOBY
Running into the party, man, I
don’t know about that. That was
bad. That was bad shit-
ALVINS
Did you see another option?
62.
JAKOBY
Hey, Alvins...You don’t think...I
mean you remember what we were
talking about right before all this
shit started?
Alvins is quiet.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
That old bum...Like you don’t think
there’s a chance we’re...in a
prophecy right now-
ALVINS
It was just a coincidence. Shit
happens. Shit is happening.
(long beat)
Why’d you choose me dude?
JAKOBY
What?
ALVINS
I always wanted to know. Why’d you
choose me as your partner. You
were the only orc in the academy
came out to our precinct, why was I
the guy?
JAKOBY
...I dunno man. Cause you’re the
real deal. You’re like- you know,
you’re that guy, you’re the guy on
the poster. You’re a good cop.
(laughs, shaking his head)
You know that’s how you get blooded
as an orc, you do an act of great
bravery. Well the way I saw it,
you were like...You’re a blooded
human. You’re like who I wanna be.
ALVINS
Then why did you lie to me, man?
About the kid. Why did you lie?
JAKOBY
...I don’t know. I don’t know, I
lied, and then- you humans,
everything’s so fucking definite
with you, you say something and
then it’s law, and you can’t take
it back. I just...I got confused.
63.
ALVINS
We make it through the night: clue
me in next time, dumb ass.
JAKOBY
I’m sorry. You’re right.
ALVINS
Hey you think-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Shit, that’s him, help me up.
They go around
TO THE FRONT
RODRIGUEZ
Whoa stop right there. Stop right
there. Gun down.
ALVINS
Not you too, man.
RODRIGUEZ
“Not me too” what? I have shit on
the radio going back and forth, FBI
call signs, I got word that SWAT is
being deployed-
JAKOBY
What? SWAT?
RODRIGUEZ
(intense)
Yeah fuckin’ SWAT. They say
there’s two cops on the run, would
you two know anything about that?
RODRIGUEZ (CONT’D)
You guys ready to tell me what the
fuck is going on out here tonight?
64.
ALVINS
We got a wand with us. It was at
the crime scene with this kid.
Everything went fucked, officers
turned on us and...
RODRIGUEZ
Show me the wand.
RODRIGUEZ (CONT’D)
Fuck me. Holy shit.
ALVINS
Hey Rodriguez- don’t- don’t call it
in man, talk to us, don’t call it
in to the Sheriff’s Department or
the Precinct, man-
RODRIGUEZ
You think I’m stupid, I’m going
straight to the state department.
RODRIGUEZ (CONT’D)
Yeah, I have them confirmed here,
they’re surrendering with one
witness, pull my car’s tracker.
RADIO (O.S.)
Do you require police escort-
RODRIGUEZ
No, repeat, do not further involve
LAPD, keep off their channels. We
need State Troopers or Department
of Magic.
RADIO
Did you say DOM-
RODRIGUEZ
Yes, confirmed. We need witness
protection, we need artifact
transpo...Get people here now, we
need an ambulance too.
65.
RADIO
Confirmed, en route.
RODRIGUEZ
Ya’ll better start giving me a
statement, right now. You know I’m
gonna have to cuff you before back
up gets here.
ALVINS
No, I don’t know that. Don’t.
Don’t put us in that situation.
RODRIGUEZ
Don’t put you- Scott, Mike, a green
cop at least three dead humans, it
doesn’t look good-
ALVINS
The fuck is that supposed to mean-
RODRIGUEZ
I’m not being a prick, I’m being
real with you. This is reality
right now. It’s bad. You’re-
you’re in a bad spot.
JAKOBY
We need time, man, we gotta get
this shit straight- I mean you only
just called it in-
RODRIGUEZ
No, I called it in on the way here,
Scott. You need to accept that
there’s no way you’re going to-
ALVINS
No, no no!
66.
Jakoby and Alvins hug the floor, both of them laying on top
of Tikka protectively as bullets shatter the windows and
decimate the snack shelves, showering them with nuts and
candies and potato chips.
JAKOBY
No, stay dow-
Alvins nods towards the back door, and Jakoby shakily nods
back. There’s silence, just the sound of leaking soda.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Do we go?
Alvins just nods. They get up- running low- and into the
back room, without incident.
ALVINS
You ready to run? Make for the
other side of the street. Don’t
look back. Tikka? You got that?
Tikka looks up, and nods once. Jakoby looks to Alvins, nods.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Ok go.
They take off sprinting just as the door to the back room is
blasted in with gun fire! They rush outside to
The trio is able to run off into the darkness on the other
side of the street just as Gibson and Parsons run back to the
front, careful not to step into line of the cameras...
DENVER
Fuck! FUCK! HELP ME! Fuck!
PARSONS
What do we-
GIBSON
Crawl.
They went too far, too fast, again triggering the wand’s
binding spell to its owner...whoever or whatever that is.
ALVINS
Mike, you okay? Shit, you gotta
get up, dude, you gotta-
ALVINS
Just- just please listen for one-
The orcs hurl him to the ground, and begin to pummel him and
Jakoby as Tikka screams in fear!
MONTEHUGH
How’s it going in there?
BIGGS
I’m pulling all the recordings from
the house; so far I’ve got tonight
and yesterday, but it’s pretty
badly damaged, taking a long time
to parse it through the program.
69.
MONTEHUGH
We should try to pull directly from
the wireless in the house, maybe-
wait what the fuck is this?
BIGGS
What? Hey, what the hell? What
the hell is this?
BROWN
I have to call them, we have to
secure the house-
BIGGS
I specifically told you not to call
in any more back up, I specifically
told you to-
SWAT OFFICER
Lower your voice sir.
BIGGS
What? What the fuck did he just
say to me?
BROWN
This is LAPD jurisdiction, we’re in
charge of this situa-
BIGGS
LAPD Jurisdic- I’m FBI, the United
States are my jurisdiction, send
these men back to whatever garage
sale they bought their uniforms at-
SWAT OFFICER
Stop yelling buddy. Calm down
buddy.
MONTEHUGH
This is fucked. They’re off duty.
What do we-
70.
BIGGS
(quietly)
We pull the hard drives from the
house and we get the fuck out of
here. Meet up with support, come
back guns blazing if we have to.
Biggs turns and makes a bee-line for the house, but a SWAT
guys gets in his way.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
What is this new shit?
SWAT OFFICER
House is under LAPD protection.
BIGGS
Get the fuck out of my way-
BIGGS (CONT’D)
(long beat, then calmly)
What...What is your plan, here?
You know I’m an elf, right? You
know I can hear your heart rates
speeding up. I can smell your
sweat.
BROWN
Yeah?
(beat)
Can you dodge a bullet?
BIGGS
(beat)
Montehugh get dow-
Brown and the SWAT officers open fire as Biggs and Montehugh
try to draw their guns- Montehugh falls dead, but Biggs flips
backwards repeatedly, weaving and spinning as bullets hit all
around him-
Brown and the SWAT guys take a few shots, and the SWAT guys
move to follow, but Brown shouts back.
BROWN
No, no! We stay here, stay here.
He wanted something in the house.
Maybe it’s the wand, who knows what
they got in there. No one’s
coming. Let’s tear this place
apart.
FOGTEETH LEADER
You know I didn’t grow up here. I
grew up in Miami. Great orc
communities out there, strong orc
communities. We’d have block
parties, with dwarves, humans, it
was fun. I’m not some militant. I
wasn’t a thug. I was a bus driver.
Then I move to LA. City of Angels,
right. I see these kids, I see how
I’ve gotta change. I see how
broken this system you got out here
is. And so I adapt, I change. No
money, I don’t care. No future, I
don’t care. I change to fit the
situation. I have a gun now. But
I still want to give back to the
community. So every month I throw
a big house-party, whole
neighborhood’s invited, with one
rule: no guns, no fights. No guns
no fights. We had three years of
these house parties, man.
(MORE)
72.
TIKKA
There is no wand.
FOGTEETH LEADER
Roundtooth. Worthless, false orc.
Unblooded coward.
73.
JAKOBY
Th- There is no wand.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
Don’t-
FOGTEETH LEADER
Where is the wand?
JAKOBY
There is no wand!
FOGTEETH LEADER
The Principes wanted you for the
wand. Now where is the wand.
Where is the wand.
JAKOBY
(agony)
There is no wand! There- AGH!
ALVINS
There is no wand. There never was
a fuckin wand they mistook- they
fuckin didn’t see anything, they’re
blowing smoke up your-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Hey let her go- there is no wand-
JAKOBY
We’re police officers! You can’t
do th-
An orc kicks Jakoby down, and repeatedly stomps his head into
the floor face first, breaking his nose.
FOGTEETH LEADER
I’ll cover you with her hot blood.
Where is the wand?
JAKOBY
There...there is no-
ALVINS
I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T KNOW WHERE
THE WAND IS, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!
They’re dragged so that their heads are pushed over the edge
of the hole, and they see that, at the bottom of the hole,
are chunks of dried bloody...something...
FOGTEETH LEADER
Watch your friends.
75.
ALVINS
I’M SORRY! Sophia I’m sorry! I’m
sorry! I’m sorry Sophia please
forgive me!
FOGTEETH LEADER
Where is the wand?
JAKOBY
There is no fucking wand, stupid.
FOGTEETH LEADER
Kill them.
The young thug orc holding a gun on Alvins has spoken up.
All the orcs are looking at him.
Jakoby turns, his nose swollen and bleeding into his eyes.
The dad and son stare at each other. The father nods, and
goes down, kneeling over Jakoby.
FOGTEETH LEADER
What did you call me? “Stupid?”
He pulls him up and punches him in the face, and then stands,
and begins stomping him repeatedly, all over his body-
Jakoby’s police belt and gun are thrown out, hitting his
prone body hard, and then the truck screeches off into the
night. Alvins crawls, limping badly, to Jakoby.
ALVINS
Mike? Mike? Can you hear me?
JAKOBY
(tiny voice, wheezing)
......my leg’s broken....i’m
done...I can’t breathe...
77.
ALVINS
FUCK! SHIT! Well...I’m not gonna
leave you here, so- fuck...
ALVINS (CONT’D)
SOMEBODY HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US!
PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP US!
PLEASE...somebody... Please...
ALVINS (CONT’D)
...Holy shit. You’re a bright.
You’re a fucking bright, you had
the wand the whole time...
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
My job was to learn magic to keep a
wand safe. The Dark Lord will
return and I am meant to fight him.
I have no wand of my own; a witch
came to kill me, but left hers
behind.
ALVINS
-I don’t understand you. I don’t
know what you’re saying, I’m sorry-
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
I can’t fix him. Not all the way.
ALVINS
I don’t know what that means, I
don’t know what you’re saying-
TIKKA
(broken English)
If I use this...she comes.
ALVINS
Can you help him? Please help him.
78.
TIKKA
Mendovia.
ALVINS
Oh holy shit. Oh wow.
Jakoby suddenly sits up, turning over, spitting out blood and
gasping in air, and Alvins immediately rushes, gingerly
trying to help him, but Jakoby pushes him away.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
You okay? You gonna be okay? Holy
shit, Mike! MIKE!
JAKOBY
Tonight just...just keeps gettin’
better and better.
FLASH TO:
THE WITCH
....Mine...
79.
PARSONS
We don’t hear anything. What if
they left the...
Gibson silences him with stare, which she holds for a full
ten seconds. Parsons nods; Gibson goes back to the radio.
DENVER
What are they saying?
GIBSON
SWAT code. On private channels.
They’re locking down the house.
PARSONS
SWAT, we didn’t hear a SWAT
dispatch go out did we-
GIBSON
(flatly)
No. At the house. Using private
channels. They’re off duty.
(beat)
Maybe they found something. Maybe
the officers came back.
There’s a long beat, and then Gibson gets out, going around
to the back of the car, and opens the trunk. She stares down
into it, then reaches in and pulls out a case.
PARSONS
What’s our limit here, Gibson.
GORDON VANCE
You’re going down this time Louis.
LIZARDMAN LOUIS
Whatever.
GORDON VANCE
I swear to god, it’s over.
LIZARDMAN LOUIS
Keep talking.
BIGGS
Shit. Pick up Gordon, come on-
HOMELESS DWARF
Hey. Hey. Is that broken?
The homeless dwarf has approached from the other side of him.
He’s indicating the laptop.
BIGGS
No, sorry.
Biggs calls one more time. In the office, Gordon throws down
his remote in frustration, noticing the phone.
81.
GORDON VANCE
Shit. Louis, I’m gonna take this,
then I’m gonna whip your ass.
BIGGS
GORDON, OH THANK CHRIST- oh my god,
thank you, thank you-
GORDON VANCE
Are you drunk, what time is it over
there-
BIGGS
The lead we got, on the illegals,
the Shield of The Light, the witch,
Montehugh and I chased it out here-
GORDON VANCE
We said that was a dead lead. The
Shield of Light are crackpots, plus
we had the house covered, so why-
BIGGS
The men watching the house are
dead, Gordon. The witch was HERE,
exactly where I thought she’d be,
she killed them.
LIZARDMAN LOUIS
Biggs, this is Louis Lapaglia,
what’s going on out there?
BIGGS
Agent Montehugh is dead, as well as
at least three LAPD officers.
(MORE)
82.
BIGGS (CONT'D)
Good word on a wand missing on the
street and- and we have a bright on
scene, we have dirty cops and a
fucking- a fucking rogue SWAT team-
GORDON VANCE
Biggs slow down, man, just slow-
BIGGS
(beat)
Give me that back.
HOMELESS DWARF
You- you- no-
BIGGS
Please. Please give me that back.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
That was the evidence...That...
GORDON VANCE
Biggs. Biggs. Neldor. Come on
man, you hear me. What do you
need, you need a tank I will give
you a fucking tank. Just talk to
me. Talk to me.
BIGGS
Help me. Please help me. Help me.
ALVINS
Come on man, I thought he fixed
you, almost there.
JAKOBY
That kid, man. The orc kid. The
red sweatshirt.
ALVINS
I know.
JAKOBY
He was there. What are the odds of
that. What are the fucking odds,
it’s impossible.
ALVINS
It was unlikely, yeah-
JAKOBY
It was impossible.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
This is a prophecy. The
coincidence. It’s too big, we’re-
it’s in a prophecy- we’re just the
little people man, the people they
don’t write about. This is like
the old days of the heroes doin-
epic shit man- like Jirak-
ALVINS
Just stay awake, keep talking.
JAKOBY
Jirak was an Orc King, you know
Jirak, in the age of magic-
ALVINS
Sure, right, keep talking.
84.
JAKOBY
Jirak was unblooded- he was an
unblooded farmer king- but when he
found out the Dark Lord was going
to destroy the world he raised a
sword against him-
ALVINS
That’s right, Mike.
JAKOBY
He fulfilled the great prophecy and
the armies of orcs turned on the
Dark Lord, uniting the races. And
all the orcs raised blades to him,
he was blooded right there-
(beat)
That’s what this is- that’s what
we’re in, a prophecy- this all
means something- it’s all important-
ALVINS
It’s not a prophecy, bro. It’s
just one bad fuckin’ night and it’s
almost over. C’mon, almost
there....
ALVINS
Almost there, almost...
ALVINS (CONT’D)
LAPD, OPEN THIS DOOR NOW. OPEN
THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW.
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
(whispered)
She’s coming. She’s coming.
85.
ALVINS
Open this door. Open this door.
SALINAS (O.S.)
Hola. Hello.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
It’s me. Surprise. Hot out
tonight, huh? We been trying to
find you for a while. The buddy
patrol. Lethal Weapon, ey?
A long, empty beat. You can feel the sweat in the air.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
So....Let’s talk about this, right?
How about: Both of you die, but
the little one lives. Is that
good? Does that work?
SALINAS (CONT’D)
Whoa. Smart kid. You going to
give me that wand? That makes this
whole thing a lot more friendly.
Tikka holds out the wand. The big lights in the lot flicker,
and several of them go out. Tikka flinches, looking around.
TIKKA
No...No...
SALINAS
...Why’s the wand glowing, homes?
Alvins and Jakoby look down at Tikka, who’s holding the wand
out, staring at it in horror. It’s glowing, heat distortions
rippling around it. We’ve seen this before...
86.
TIKKA (SUBTITLE)
She’s here.
SALINAS
Alright enough of this shit, boys,
run’em down. Kill these two dumb
motherfuckers.
SALINAS (CONT’D)
What the f-
A pallid, veiny hand reaches around his neck from behind, and
RIPS OUT HIS THROAT. Salinas falls gargling his own blood,
facedown on the asphalt.
JAKOBY
(terrified, shaking voice)
....Oh fuck what is that.
ALVINS
(eyes wide)
...It’s a witch.
Yes, it is. The original owner of the wand has come back for
her property, and she is terrifying.
There’s a weird, long beat. It’s not even clear if the witch
is aware of them; her body sways gently in the night breeze.
JAKOBY
What do we...what do we do?
ALVINS
(long beat)
P- perp is assuming an aggressive
stance towards responding officers.
87.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Ma’m. I am placing you under
arrest by authority of the Los
Angeles Police Department. Turn
around, go down to your knees, and
place your hands behind your head.
JAKOBY
She seems noncompliant.
ALVINS
I’m getting that too.
There’s a beat.
JAKOBY
(whispering, shaky)
Are we about to die, bro? Are
finally gonna die?
ALVINS
(beat)
...If that’s what it takes. You
with me?
JAKOBY
Yeah man, I’m with you.
ALVINS JAKOBY
Whoa- What the-
TIKKA
(screaming)
TALIOS!
A BLAST OF FIRE ERUPTS FROM THE WAND TOWARDS THE WITCH- she
swats it away like an errant tennis ball and then makes a
yanking motion-
ALVINS
The wand- the wand the wand the-
JAKOBY
Shit, aghhhh holy shit!
ALVINS
She gets it we’re dead, she gets
it, it’s over!
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Don’t let go. Let go and we’re
both dead, DON’T LET GO!
He pivots his tazer in its holster- and fires blind from the
hip- the taze cables hit the witch in the neck and her body
goes RIGID as the tazer clicks ten thousand volts into her-
ALVINS (CONT’D)
KILL HER MIKE KILL HER!
Several of his shots missed and struck cars behind her- their
alarms scream out into the night-
89.
JAKOBY
The wand, the wand-
BLAM BLAM BLAM! This time two of them hit her in the head.
Jakoby stumbles and falls against a car, its alarm going off.
Alvins lays motionless. Jakoby, fading in and out of
consciousness, looks up to see that Tikka is gone.
ALVINS
Where’s Tikka?
JAKOBY
Why would she run? Where would she
go? Fuck!
ALVINS
She’s just a kid. Only one place
she’s going. He’s going home.
JAKOBY
We could leave. The binding
spell’s off the wand if she’s dead,
right? I mean dead cops or not, we
gotta go to a hospital man. We
could get out of here.
90.
ALVINS
(beat)
Yeah. But we’re not gonna.
(beat)
You know you give me credit, say
I’m the “good cop.”
ALVINS (CONT’D)
But that’s not it, it’s not from
something inside me. I mean...My
dad ran out on me. My little
girl’s dad ran out on her.
Everywhere you look people are
giving up and running away.
(beat)
Someone’s gotta do it, man.
Someone’s gotta be the good guy.
The entire street has been shot up. It’s carnage. The SWAT
team is entirely dead, shot to pieces.
BROWN
Y- y- you...
He tries to draw his pistol, and Alvins, with his one good
arm, easily takes it away. Jakoby and Alvins watch in total
silence as Brown dies.
OUTSIDE
INSIDE
DENVER
Gibson!
Alvins turns and fires two shots into Denver, killing him.
GIBSON
Don’t.
ALVINS
Wait wait wait! Mike wait!
92.
JAKOBY
She just shot a fucking kid Scott-
ALVINS
Yeah and she’ll do it again.
GIBSON
Drop your gun.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Get up. Go to the table.
ALVINS
You’re fucking crazy. You’re a f-
fucking animal.
GIBSON
Please. Sit down. Take a moment.
Think about what you’re doing.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
Where is the w-
ALVINS
What the fuck are you?
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Who sent you here?
GIBSON
(after a long beat)
I represent a larger interest.
(MORE)
93.
GIBSON (CONT'D)
Your friend Officer Pollard called
that larger interest. Before you
murdered him. It was a mistake on
his part. That much I’d hope is
clear at this point.
(beat)
You’re going to give me that wand
now, Officer Alvins.
ALVINS
And then what.
GIBSON
(long beat)
I’m going to kill you, and your
partner Officer Jakoby. I’m going
to walk out of this house.
ALVINS
Right.
GORDON
Agent Biggs-
BIGGS
Surround the house. You see anyone
with a gun, kill them.
ALVINS
So. Do you have a new plan.
94.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
The second she lowers that gun even
an inch you kill her Mike.
Jakoby nods; Gibson glances at him, but when she looks back:
Alvins has slid the wand entirely out of his shirt sleeve.
He’s holding it, pointing it at Gibson. Gibson stares at
him, her eyes only widening very slightly before she drops
back into her emotionless placidity.
GIBSON
Interesting.
ALVINS
Jakoby, get Tikka out of here-
GIBSON
No. No. You don’t move.
GIBSON (CONT’D)
You don’t fucking move. Don’t move
another fucking inch.
ALVINS
Mike. It’s okay. Get Tikka.
PARSONS
Don’t you fucking move.
JAKOBY ALVINS
What are you doing, Scott- It’s gonna be okay.
GIBSON
Listen to your orc-
JAKOBY
What are you doing-
ALVINS
It’s gonna be okay.
(beat, shaky)
It’s like you said. It’s a
prophecy. It’s all a prophecy.
95.
JAKOBY
...You really believe that?
ALVINS
...No. So I need you to believe it
for me.
(beat)
Get Tikka out of here.
Jakoby, keeping his gun on Gibson, slowly goes all the way to
Tikka, helping her up.
GIBSON
You’re either born a bright or you
study for years. Are you a bright?
No. Do you even know any spells?
No. Try to use that wand and it
will kill you. Reconsider.
Reconsider what you’re doing.
ALVINS
Shut up.
GIBSON
You’re going to die in here.
There’s no way out. Give me the
wand, there’s still-
ALVINS
Don’t push me. Mike cover Tikka.
PARSONS GIBSON
Gibson what do I do. Don’t do anything.
JAKOBY
-Scott-
GIBSON
You’ve got no way out of here, just
like me, you-
ALVINS
DON’T FUCKING PUSH ME
GIBSON
It’s over. It’s hopeless.
ALVINS
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
96.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
TALIOS!
THE FUCKING ROOM EXPLODES INTO LIGHT. The wand BLOWS APART
INTO A FOUNTAIN OF FIRE, VIOLENTLY LAUNCHING ALVINS BACKWARDS
INTO THE WALL, a LIQUID INFERNO splashing in all directions,
BLOWING APART GIBSON INTO A SCREAMING, FLAMING SKELETON-
LIGHT AND FIRE EXPLODE THROUGH THE WINDOWS of the house, and
the SWAT teams fall back in shock! Biggs doesn’t move at
all, even as the wind blows back his clothes.
JAKOBY
Scott! Scott where are you!?
The FBI trooper OPENS FIRE.....but Biggs shoves his gun down
just in time, as Jakoby stumbles out the front gate.
BIGGS
Christ- help the kid!
BIGGS (CONT’D)
Whoa, stop- stop- we got you, it’s
safe now-
JAKOBY
You don’t understand, there’s a
prophecy- this is all part of
something bigger, it has to be-
BIGGS
Calm down. HEY. Calm down-
JAKOBY
No...Please listen, listen to me-
it’s...it’s a prophecy, you
can’t..he did it, he saved me and
the girl, he can’t...you can’t
just...it’s p- prophecy...
BIGGS
You need medical attention.
JAKOBY
That’s my best friend! That’s my
best friend, let me in there! Let
me through damn it! SCOTT! HEY
SCOTT! That’s my best friend!
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
(quieter)
...That’s my best friend. Please.
That’s my best friend....
BIGGS
You gotta stay down, okay? The
house is on fire. It’s over.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
Breathe. You need to breathe.
JAKOBY
That’s- You’re an elf, you can hear
in there. Tell me he’s dead. Tell
me he’s really dead.
JAKOBY (CONT’D)
What did you hear?
BIGGS
(beat)
He’s dead.
JAKOBY
You’re lying!
BIGGS
Whoa! Shit, shit! That’s our only
witness, FUCK!
Jakoby and Alvins come crashing through the window they were
originally shot at through in the beginning of our story,
slamming to the ground as more of the house collapses.
BIGGS
Holy shit.
JAKOBY
Hey! You’re out, you’re out of
there, I got you. I got you,
you’re okay, you’re okay right?
Breathe. Breathe! ...C’mon Scott
say something, say-
ALVINS
Mike...Look.
Their leader steps forward, draws out a knife, and cuts his
own palm, and then raises his clawed hand high. As he does
so, all of the orcs raise their hands behind him.
JAKOBY
Hey, Scott, we’re gonna be okay.
Everything’s...Scott? Scott?
Alvins is done.
FADE TO WHITE.
ALVINS
Hey.
Jakoby smiles.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Am I under arrest.
JAKOBY
Not officially. Not yet anyway.
We’re “detained indefinitely.” FBI
boys took Tikka.
ALVINS
Is it...morning...
JAKOBY
Afternoon. On Wednesday. You were
out for two days. I fought for
them to let her in here.
ALVINS
(barely a whisper)
Thank you.
ALVINS (CONT’D)
Hey Mike. We’re alive.
101.
JAKOBY
Yeah man.
ALVINS
Hey Mike, you did it.
JAKOBY
Yeah man, holy shit.
GORDON VANCE
Christ, did you even sleep? I
thought you were supposed to be on
administrative leave.
BIGGS
My job isn’t done til we know what
happened in that house. How’s the
girl, did you-
GORDON VANCE
She’s not saying anything. Said
she’d speak to “the two heroes” and
no one else, hasn’t spoken since.
And you know how elves are.
BIGGS
I know how elves are.
GORDON VANCE
Hey man, no offense.
BIGGS
None taken.
There’s a beat.
102.
BIGGS (CONT’D)
If we could clear Alvins and
Jakoby, we could use them.
GORDON VANCE
Right, but we can’t. You’d need a
smoking gun. Hell, we have a
smoking gun, what you’d need is an
alibi, some kind of legal
justification and that’s not gonna
happen, Biggs. Those guys are in a
bureaucratic catch 22, they’re
gonna be bounced from custody to
custody until someone decides they
need a scapegoat. I mean, they’re
cop killers, and no matter what
they say on record it’s just their
word against dead bodies. They’re
going away for a long time.
BIGGS
Strikes me as bullshit. They won’t
even let me talk to my own
witnesses.
GORDON VANCE
They’re not witnesses, they’re
suspects. We have NOTHING to clear
them. Why would you trust them?
Plus Lorraine Gibson and her boys
cleaned up the crime scene, and
then the goddamn house got
incinerated, so CSI wouldn’t even
know where to start.
BIGGS
What about the surveillance?
GORDON VANCE
Bad news there, too.
TECH
The hard drive was damaged. We
lost months and months of data;
pretty much no usable audio from
the entire operation.
BIGGS
What do you mean “pretty much.”
103.
TECH
Well I mean we got some garbled
stuff night of, but it’s from
later, nothing from the case, the
witch isn’t on there, the subjects
aren’t on there-
BIGGS
When can I hear it?
TECH
The whole thing, clean? A month,
maybe two. It’s only a snippet of
conversation; I don’t even
recognize the voices on the tape.
Might’ve been on TV, a computer-
BIGGS
(long beat)
Play it.
TECH
It’s not done filtering; we got
about two minutes on either side of
this, and it’s distorted as-
BIGGS
Play it.
POLLARD (RECORDING)
-Let me reframe: do you want your
little girl to not have a father,
AND Jakoby dies? Or just Jakoby to
die? Because you’re living in
fuckin fantasy land if you think
you’re walking away, here-
ALVINS (RECORDING)
-You’re fucking threatening me?-
WALLER (RECORDING)
Yeah you’re catching up real quick
now, real quick-
POLLARD (RECORDING)
Who means more to you, your little
girl or your monster? You want her
to get the call that you’re dead in
some crackhouse? The orc dies
either way. This wand is not going
on the books. End of story.
104.
SLAM TO BLACK.
THE END.