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    Cheese Chords

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    This song is about the singer's unrequited love of cheese. In three sentences: The singer spends their nights tossing and turning due to their stomach churning over their burning heart for cheese, and wakes with sweat on their brow knowing they must give up cheese but instead finds themselves back on cheese websites looking at mature and smelly cheeses. Though they try to replace cheese with other foods, the singer cannot stop themselves from bringing cheese home where it leaves them self-loathing, yet they cannot give it up without one more taste of cheese.

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    Cheese Chords

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    This song is about the singer's unrequited love of cheese. In three sentences: The singer spends their nights tossing and turning due to their stomach churning over their burning heart for cheese, and wakes with sweat on their brow knowing they must give up cheese but instead finds themselves back on cheese websites looking at mature and smelly cheeses. Though they try to replace cheese with other foods, the singer cannot stop themselves from bringing cheese home where it leaves them self-loathing, yet they cannot give it up without one more taste of cheese.

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    This song is about the singer's unrequited love of cheese. In three sentences: The singer spends their nights tossing and turning due to their stomach churning over their burning heart for cheese, and wakes with sweat on their brow knowing they must give up cheese but instead finds themselves back on cheese websites looking at mature and smelly cheeses. Though they try to replace cheese with other foods, the singer cannot stop themselves from bringing cheese home where it leaves them self-loathing, yet they cannot give it up without one more taste of cheese.

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    Cheese Chords

    Uploaded by

    tommarples
    This song is about the singer's unrequited love of cheese. In three sentences: The singer spends their nights tossing and turning due to their stomach churning over their burning heart for cheese, and wakes with sweat on their brow knowing they must give up cheese but instead finds themselves back on cheese websites looking at mature and smelly cheeses. Though they try to replace cheese with other foods, the singer cannot stop themselves from bringing cheese home where it leaves them self-loathing, yet they cannot give it up without one more taste of cheese.

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    Bass in Chorus (Cheese C, Eb, E, F, F#, G, Bb, C)

    Notes to improvise around (if on Piano C, Eb, F, F#, G, Bb whatever


    sounds good)
    Tips-
    Sometimes in the G7 chords in the chorus, the G in G7 can sometimes be
    substituted for an Ab.
    Also, instead of a Cm at the end, play a C7 chord.
    CHEESE
    Tim Minchin
    One-Two-Three-Four

    G7 (G,F,Eb -bass)
    C-H-E-E-S-E

    Cm7 (preferably with no Eb)


    (C, Eb, E, F, F#, G, Bb-bass) x3

    Cm Cm/Bb
    I love Cheese, but it's plain to see,
    Fm G7
    that Cheese, doesn't love me.
    Cm Cm(add D)/Bb
    I am such a fool in love, I just cannot get enough,
    Fm
    but it's an unrequited love,
    G7
    I can feel it in my guts.

    Cm
    I spend my nights, tossing and turning,
    Cm/Bb
    my stomach is churning, my heart is a-burning,
    Abmaj7
    my nightmares are turning to haunt me and shame me,
    Fm G7
    to drive me insane, oh the pain, of blue vain, on my brain.
    Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
    And I wake up, with sweat on my brow,
    Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
    I know I've got to give it up and I must do it now,
    Fm
    but instead in the morning, when my wife is gone,
    G7
    I find myself back on cheeseworld.com.

    Cm
    And I know that it's wrong but I'm soon navigating,
    Cm/Bb
    to the real mature stuff, and skanky old ladies,
    Abmaj7
    feeding my fetish for fettered old feta,
    Fm G7
    photos of friesian on beds of bruschetta,

    Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
    The worse they smell, the more I sweat,
    Fm G7 Cm
    the faster the speed my lips get wet, Oh god!
    Cm(add D) Fm/C
    Jadore le fromage, Mais le fromage ne pas adore me
    Fm(add G)
    Rien, je ne regrette rien
    G7
    Except perhaps last nights half wheel of double cream-brie,
    Fm Cm
    Trying to replace my fondoues, with fon-donts,

    Fm G7
    Trying to develop strength of will, but I know that I
    Cm Cm/B Cm/Bb Cm/A Cm/Ab
    wont, I have found, Love is never fair,
    Cm Cm/B Cm/Bb Cm/A Cm/Ab
    we should be, such a marvellous pair

    G7
    but each time I bring her home she goes,
    Eb C
    and renders me comatose, leaves me self loathing,
    D7
    slumped on my chair

    Gm
    I cannot camen-bear it anymore,
    C7
    E-damn you mon amour,
    Cm Cm
    Every time I lift you through the door, I end up curled upon the floor,
    D7
    Oh god my poor heart is too sore, so no more.

    Gm
    But before I give you up,
    C7
    I just need one more tiny taste,
    D7 Gm
    to leave you like this, would be a criminal waste.
    G7 Cm
    Just one more tiny taste, darling please,
    Fm G7
    Just one more little sliver, of C-H-E-E-S-E .
    Cm
    Funky funky funky funky Cheese

    Etc guitar WOWOWOWOWOW

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