Zaregoto Vol 1 PDF
Zaregoto Vol 1 PDF
Zaregoto Vol 1 PDF
Genius painter.
Genius fortune-teller.
Genius engineer.
Genius chef.
Genius and one of the
Seven Fools.
PROLOGUE vii
The women on that island were far too different. Both the
host and the guests were of a hopelessly different breed, of an
unstoppably different breed, of a different breed you would
never want to stop. Their existence was so out of reach, so
distant that you could never even hope to muster a desire to
approach it.
And then
In other words, this is a question of What is genius, and
what isnt? Now, being incompetentthats whats best,
really. To be completely obtuse. To be so oblivious as to never
think for a second about ones purpose in life, to never think
about the meaning of life, to never think about the value of
life. Then this world would be a paradise. Calm, peaceful, and
serene. Trivial things would be major and major things trivial,
and life could be lived to its fullest.
Surely that was indeed the case.
The world is harsh to the brilliant. The world is harsh to
the competent.
The world is harsh to the beautiful. The world is harsh to
the attentive.
The world is kind to the unkempt. The world is kind to the
incompetent.
The world is kind to the corrupt. The world is kind to the
oblivious.
But if you figure that out, if you realize that, its already
over right then. Its a problem with no solutions and no
interpretation. Its over before its begun, and by the time its
over, its complete. I guess its that kind of story.
For example:
Essentially, people live in one of two ways. Either they
live in awareness of their own worthlessness, or they live in
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awareness of the worthlessness of the world. Two ways. Either
you allow your value to be absorbed by the world, or you
chisel away at the worlds value and make it your own.
Which should take precedence, the value of the world or
your own value?
To accept the world as boring or accept oneself as boring?
Which is really more agreeable?
Theres bound to be some amount of ambiguity and
uncertainty.
Is there really any defined criteria there?
Is it really just a choice between A and B?
Do you really have to choose?
Where is the line between genius and not genius?
Where is the line between what is true and who is a lie?
Where is the line between who is true and where is a lie?
You must not ask.
He snorted cynically. So how about you then?
Well
How does the world look to you?
To me, after having experienced that island. To me, there
next to the blue. To me, now with this person before my eyes,
it was all just mindless babble. It wasnt even worth the
trouble of even thinking of an answer.
And so I said nothing. Instead, I looked away and thought
of something else.
So, how does the world look through this persons eyes?
Just how did I look in this persons eyes?
PROLOGUE ix
Dont be so edgy.
Relax, okay?
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It was the second time in my life Id woken up with that
feeling.
But while this was in fact not solitary confinement, neither
was it originally a bedroom. It was formerly a storage space.
When I asked Akari to show me the smallest room in the
mansion, this was where she brought me. The smallest room.
Even so, it was infinitely bigger than my room at the lodging
house. Boy, was that ever depressing.
Nah its way beyond depressing, I said to myself.
Now then. I switched my cognitive channel from Death
Row Inmate Mode to Routine Mode.
Wondering what time it really was, I glanced at my
wristwatch, but the LCD screen displayed nothing. Maybe the
batteries had died while I was sleeping. But wait, Id changed
them just a little while ago. There had to be some other
problem. Well, I could always ask Kunagisa to fix it.
Clearing my sleep-fogged mind, I did a couple of simple
stretches and then left the room. I walked around for a while.
The carpet was thick, bright red, and looked like (and most
probably was) super-high quality. It eventually led to the
spiral case, which is where I bumped into Rei-san and
Akari-san.
Oh, good morning. You two are up early. It was only
common courtesy to greet them, but they simply passed by
with no more acknowledgment than a silent head-bow.
Guess theyre the quiet type, I muttered to myself.
But to be fair, they were probably working, and I wasnt
exactly a guest, per se, so I just had to live with their
lukewarm response. If I expected anything more out of them,
Id have to throw my arms out wide and cry out, How you
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feelin, my freaky people?! And, frankly, I just didnt have the
energy.
Handa Rei-san and Chiga Akari-san were maids employed
at the mansion. Rei-san was the head maid, Akari her
subordinate. And there were two other maids at the mansion,
of the same rank as Akari-san. A total of four maids.
Considering who owned the mansion, and the size of the
mansion, it seemed as if a staff of four maids would be too
small. But these women carried out their duties with the
swiftness and skill of true specialists.
The mistress of the mansion, and the person these maids
served, was Akagami Iria. She was the proprietress of the
island, as well as the mansion. And furthermore, she was the
one who had invited me and Kunagisa here.
But wait, was I actually invited? I asked myself.
Now just how old was Akari-san? You could tell just by
looking at Rei-san that she was probably in her late twenties.
Its not easy for kids like me to tell exactly how old a woman
that age is, but thats definitely the impression I got from her.
Akari-san was the real challenge. I didnt think she was
younger than me, but still, she looked ridiculously young. She
was one of those women you see downtown who can get away
with paying half-price for everything when theyre actually
adults. As I went up the spiral staircase and headed down the
second-floor hall, my mind tilled with nonsense. Maybe she has
a thing for young guys. Yeah, just babbling.
I was headed for Kunagisas room. Two days ago, when we
arrived at the island, a room had of course been prepared for
Kunagisa, but not for me. This was to be expected: even I had
had no idea I would be visiting this weird little island until
that very morning, when Kunagisa called me.
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Akari-san prepared a room for me at the last minute. But
Id politely refused it. Why? The reason hit me as soon as I
opened the door.
I knocked once, then went ahead and opened it.
The interior was vast. Pure white carpet and pure white
wallpaper complemented pure white furniture. Even I knew
that white reflects light. Kunagisa was crazy about the color
white, so somebody had decorated this room this way
deliberately. In the center of the room was a luxurious sofa
and a wooden table. A chandelier hung from the strangely
high ceiling. The bed was like something straight out of a
movie set in medieval times; it even had a canopy.
Yeah, Id never get any sleep here.
And so I had Akari-san show me to the storage room on
the first floor. Meanwhile Kunagisa, lacking my more delicate
sensibilities, lay there drowsily on her pure white sheets.
Looking at the enormous, antique, mechanical clock on her
wall (also ever-so-thoughtfully selected in white), I saw that it
was, in fact, six oclock, just as Id guessed. Pondering what to
do now, I sat on the side of her bed, enjoying the feeling of
the thick, fluffy carpet beneath my feet.
Kunagisa rolled over. Her eyes opened, just slightly.
Hmm? Oh, Ii-chan?
Somehow she had sensed it was me, but at any rate she
seemed to be awake. She pushed her mussed, I Hawaiian-blue
hair away from her face and regarded me with sleepy eyes.
Oh, ahhh, Ii-chan ummm You came to wake me up,
didnt you? Thank you.
Actually I came here to tuck you in, but whats this?
Tomo sleeping at nighttime? Thats pretty rare. Or did you
just get to bed? If that was the case Id have to apologize.
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Uh-uh. She shook her head.
I think I slept for three hours. Cuz yknow, yesterday,
well, some stuff happened, Ii-chan. Give me five more
seconds
Good morning! Ah, its a bright, brisk morning, isnt it?!
She sat up, her petite little body popping up. Flashing me an
ear-to-ear grin, she struck a dynamic pose. Huh? Hey, its not
bright out at all. I dont like this. I like for the sun to be way
high up in the sky when I wake up in the morning.
Youre talking about the afternoon.
Eh, either way. That was some good sleep. Ignoring me,
she kept on talking. Im pretty sure I got to bed at three a.m.
Some really bad stuff happened yesterday and I just huffed off
to bed. Yknow, cuz sleep is the best thing when youre
feeling really terrible. Its like sleep is the one and only gift of
salvation God gave mankind. Now, Ii-chan?
Yeah, Tomo?
Stay still for a sec.
Without even giving me time to be confused, she hugged
me. Or to put it more accurately, she draped herself on me,
burdening me with the entirety of her bodyweight. She rested
her tiny head on my right shoulder, with our bodies stuck
together, her slender arms wrapped around my neck.
Squeeze.
Not that she was heavy.
Uh, Kunagisa?
Recharging.
Evidently she was recharging. Thus, no moving allowed. I
gave up on the idea of resistance and supported her weight.
But hey, what was I, an electrical outlet or something?
Looking at Kunagisa, I noticed she had slept with her coat
on. As far as I knew, she wore it all the time, indoors and
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outdoors, summer and winter. A jet-black mens coat. On a
girl of Kunagisas tiny stature, the large-sized coat easily
touched the floor. But she seemed to be madly in love with it
anyway. I had told her millions of times to at least take it off
when shes sleeping, but to no avail.
One thing was for sure: Kunagisa Tomo did things her own
way. In that sense, she was kind of like me.
Okay, thanks! she said, and finally let go of me. Battery
full! Now, lets go face another day.
With a grunt she rose from bed, blue hair bouncing. She
walked over to the computers by the window opposite her
bed. They were the three computers she had brought from
her home in Shirosaki. All three were tower models. The two
on the left and right were of typical size, the one in the middle
was exceptionally large. They were all white, of course. I just
didnt get why she was so into a color that was so easy to get
dirty.
The three computers were on a U-shaped rack, with a
cushiony rolling chair in the center. Kunagisa plopped down
in the chair and leaned back. That way she could
simultaneously control all three computers. But no matter
how you counted it up, she still had only two hands. Why she
would ever think to use three keyboards at the same time was
beyond me.
I looked over her shoulder. The three keyboards were
neither ASCII nor JIS nor Oasis, but instead some weird,
mysterious key alignment. But to question the unnaturalness
of it would be futile. For an engineering whiz like Kunagisa
Tomo, designing a keyboard from scratch was probably like a
walk in the park.
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Incidentally, Kunagisa didnt use a mouse. Because theyre
a total waste of time, she would say. But to a novice like me,
the sight of a mouseless computer was unnerving, just totally
impossible to get used to. Not that thats the worst feeling in
the world.
Ii-chan.
Yeah?
Tie my hair up.
Got it. I went up to her chair. I slipped some hair bands off
her arm and tied her hair into two braids.
Man, wash your hair already. My fingers are getting oily
here.
I hate taking baths. Cuz yknow, your hair gets all wet and
stuff.
Well, of course. Look at this, the blue is getting dark.
I cant see my own head. Hehehe, if I leave it like it is, itll
turn ultramarine. Thank you, Ii-chan, she said, biting her
lower lip with a giggle. I just looked back at her with an
innocent, confused smile.
Uh, no problem, really.
Even as we talked, her fingers never stopped moving. They
moved with the accuracy of a machine at a constant rhythm
with every keystroke. Her movements flowed so smoothly it
was as if she were unconsciously tarrying out some preplanned
assignment in some preprogrammed way. Incomprehensible
English characters and numbers streamed along on all three
monitor displays at an unbelievable pace.
Tomo, what are you up to, anyway? You just got up.
Mmm, well, I dont think youd get it even if I told you.
Hmm. You really need all three PCs to do it? I said.
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She gave me a perplexed look. Ii-chan, this one in the
middle isnt a PC, its a workstation, she said.
Whats a workstation? Its not a PC?
Nope, its different. Well, I guess PCs and workstations
are similar in that theyre both intended for individual use,
but, its like, workstations are way more top-of-the-line.
Ah, so a workstation is like a super-good PC? I said,
openly displaying my ignorance.
She groaned. Ii-chan, a PC is a PC and a workstation is a
workstation. Theyre both GPCs, but think of them as two
completely different things.
Whats a GPC?
She looked at me as if I were some kind of a caveman. Ii-
chan, you dont know anything, do you? she said with a
touch of disbelief. What exactly were you doing in Houston
those five years?
Other things.
She sighed. Okay, okay, she said, tilting her head. Then
she resumed her work as if a switch had been toggled in her
brain. Letters and numbers that looked like hocus-pocus to
me continued to stream by on the displays.
I wanted her to tell me a little more about the different
classifications or what have you, but Im not really that
intellectually curious. Besides, it would be rude to interrupt
whatever she was working on. That, and, for an outsider like
me to try to follow this nerdy cupcakes explanations seemed
as if it would just lead to a headache, so with that I ended the
discussion. I massaged her shoulders for a bit, then decided to
borrow her sink, where I washed my face and changed my
clothes.
Hey, Tomo, Im gonna go for a walk.
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Without looking up from her work, she gave me a
halfhearted wave. The other hand kept on tapping keys. I
shrugged and left the room.
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Cut off.
I dont know what she did to deserve it, but it must have
been something big.
Supposedly she was permanently removed from the family
five years ago, at the age of sixteen. At that time, the head of
the family left her with a small severance package (which was
probably still an unimaginable sum to a regular Joe like me)
and this island, floating around in the Sea of Japan.
In other words, she had been exiled.
Maybe these days that seems old-fashioned. But far be it
for me to butt into other peoples ways of doing things.
Especially if those people belong to a powerful institution
thats practically its own world in and of itself.
Anyway, Iria had spent the last five years here with her
four maids, not once setting foot off the island. Five years on
this godforsaken island in the middle of nowhere, with no
amusements, no nothing. In a sense, it was life in Hell, though
I would speculate that, in a different sense, it was also a little
like life in Heaven.
But was Iria-san lonely or bored? Indeed, you could say
Kunagisa had been invited to the island to stave off Irias
boredom. But it wasnt just Kunagisa. In the same way, it
would be no exaggeration to say that Akane-san, Maki-san,
Yayoi-san, and Kanami-san had all been brought here for the
same purpose.
Well, okay, maybe its a little bit of an exaggeration.
So, anyway, forbidden to leave the island, Iria-san said,
Well, if thats how it is, and proceeded to invite, as her
guests, the worlds most prominent figures.
Now, it prominent figures sounds a little weird, let me
try putting it another way. Iria had decided to invite so-called
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geniuses to her mansion. It was a simple plan: If I cant go to
them, they can come to me.
Famous and unknown alike, all those who possessed
genuine talent and amazing skill were summoned by Iria-san,
one after another after another. And, of course, all expenses,
including accommodations, were covered by Iria-san. In fact,
visitors to the island were often given money, so it was pretty
much always a win-win situation for them.
To me, it seemed like Iria-san was going for that whole
ancient Greek salon image, collecting and cavorting with all
these artists and geniusesand thereby living a fruitful life. To
be sure, it wasnt the most typical idea around, but yes, there
was something amazing about it. Aside from the mansion and
the forest, the island was essentially emptyalmost a desert
islandand for those world-weary men and women of talent
who needed to rest both the body and the mind, it was the
perfect place. And thus had Iria-sans plan been a tremendous
success.
Now then.
Walking around aimlessly on this empty island, basking in
the forest, it was by an extremely distant cherry blossom tree
that I suddenly ran into Shinya-san.
Oh, er, that is, I mean, Shinya-san said, waving a hand to
greet me. Youre quite the early bird there, eh? Mister er,
what was your name again? Sorry, my memorys a little weak,
ysee.
He had a good four inches on me, and his designer clothes
were much better than mine. His expression was mild-
mannered, his way of speaking was mild-mannered, and so
was, somehow, his clothing and stature, but whether or not
Shinya-san really was mild-mannered, I couldnt say. I dont
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have the skill to judge someone just based on their
appearance, and Im the last person to jump to conclusions
after knowing someone for just a couple of days.
I dont believe I ever told you, I answered with a shrug.
Im just Kunagisa Tomos sidekick. No need for a sidekick to
have a name, am I right?
Thats awfully modest of you. Not that its any wonder,
being on this island, but speaking of sidekicks, I suppose Im in
the same boat as you, Shinya-san said and smirked.
Yes, Shinya-san and I were no more than tagalongs. It
probably goes without saying at this point, but I wasnt here
walking around on this island because I was any kind of
genius. Kunagisa Tomo was the genius here, and I was
nothing more than her attendant. If she hadnt said to me, Ii-
chan, it turns out Ill be going to some island, so come with
me, kay? right about now I wouldve been in my Kyoto four-
tatami-sized room getting ready for school.
No question about it: the main character here is Kunagisa
Tomo. Lets just make that clear.
Now then, as for who Shinya-san was accompanying, well,
she was right under the cherry blossom tree. With those
thoughtful, thoughtless eyes, she gazed at the fluttering cherry
blossom petals.
She had blue eyes and hair of gold. Her dress, pale in color,
was out of some French movie, and was accented with
dazzling jewelry. Just one of her necklaces or bracelets was
likely worth more than my liver. Even if I sold off every part
of my body I still couldnt pay for it.
Ibuki Kanami. One of the geniuses.
Having, supposedly, suffered problems with her legs from
birth, she was confined to a wheelchair. And thus Shinya-san,
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as her caretaker, had tagged along on the trip. As Id heard it,
until a few years ago, she had also been totally blind. Her blue
eyes were not a sign of foreign blood.
Kanami-san was a painter.
Even I, without the slightest knowledge of that field
whatsoever, had heard of her. She had earned a reputation as
a painter who possessed no single style. I had never actually
seen any of Kanami-sans paintings, but I thought that maybe
she was gazing at the cherry blossoms in that way so as to later
portray them on canvas.
Whats she doing?
As you can see, shes watching the cherry blossoms. It
wont be long before the petals start falling. She has a
fondness for that moment just before death, if you will, the
ephemeral things in life.
Most of the trees on the island were just your standard
fare, but for some reason, there was one cherry blossom tree.
It looked quite old, and the fact that there was only one on
the whole island was nothing short of bizarre. Most likely,
Iria-san had transplanted it here.
So they say dead bodies are buried under cherry blossom
trees, eh?
How dreadful.
Ouch.
I was just trying to make conversation, but instead ended it
in one fell swoop. of course, it was pretty dreadful.
Just joking, Shinya-san laughed.
Personally, I think it would make more sense if that
legend was about a plum tree. But then I guess it wouldnt be
a legend, but a myth? Hahaha!
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By the way, boy, have you gotten accustomed to the
island yet? This is your third day here, right? Um, how long
were you planning to stay again?
A week. So we have another few days.
Mmm, thats too bad, he said, with a tinge of mystery.
Whats too bad?
Oh, its just that I hear Iria-sans favorite will be coming
here in a week. But if youre leaving in four days, youll just
miss each other, wont you? Thats just too bad.
Oh, I see. I nodded and thought about it for a moment.
Iria-sans favorite.
In other words, the genius of geniuses.
A chef, a fortune-teller, a scholar, an artist, and an
engineer. What could be next?
Well, I havent heard any specifics myself, but apparently
this person is capable of just about anything. Not a specialist,
but a generalist. Hikari-san tells me this person is as sharp as
a tack and full of knowledge, and has lightning reflexes.
Hmm. Yet another totally amazing person. Lets assume it
was just some ridiculously over-the-top rumor. The fact that
such a rumor even existed suggested that this particular genius
wasnt just anyone. Id be lying if I said I wasnt intrigued.
Couldnt hurt to meet this person, I guess. What do you
say to asking for an extension on your visit? Im sure Iria-san
would more than welcome you.
Sounds nice and all, but I probably looked less than
excited. To be honest, this island is a little stifling. For a
regular kid like me, I mean, I said.
Shinya-san guffawed boisterously. Now, now. Now, now,
now, now, now there, lad. Is that how it is? Kanami-san and
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Akane-san and all of them havent given you a complex, have
they?
A complex. Even supposing it wasnt something you could
put so bluntly, what I felt was certainly something similar.
Shinya-san gave me a firm pat on the shoulder.
Theres no reason to feel inferior to that lot, right? Lets
keep it together, brother! Whether it be Kanami-san
Kanami-san glanced up from under the cherry blossom tree.
Whether it be Akane-san, Yayoi-san, or even Kunagisa-chan,
if they were to play the two of us in rock-paper-scissors, they
would only win one out of three times. I suppose Maki-san
would be an exception there, but nevertheless.
Thats a pretty blunt way to put it.
Not to mention Shinya-san had just referred to his own
employer as part of that lot. Im not saying they were at each
others throats or anything, but maybe Shinya-san and
Kanami-san werent quite the best of friends.
Talent isnt such a big deal. In fact, I, for one, am glad I
dont have any. Talent isnt worth spit.
Whys that?
If youve got a talent, youve got to exert effort. Being
ordinary is a breeze. Having nothing to master is an advantage,
if you ask me, Shinya-san said with a cynical shrug. I think
we got a little off-topic. Anyway, I dont think it would be a
terrible thing if you were able to extend your stay, if you ask
me. And hey, just maybe this generalist will beat us in rock-
paper-scissors all three times.
Well, Ill talk it over with Kunagisa It would hardly be
right for the tagalong to decide something like this on his
own.
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I thought so, he said. Youre a lot like me, he said,
looking me in the eye.
His gaze was deeply disconcerting. It gave me that
uncomfortable feeling you get when youre being watched.
Me and you? Alike? How do you mean? In what way?
Dont sound so happy about it. In particular, youre
practically identical in holding the idea that you yourself are a
part of the world.
Seemingly with no intention of explaining himself any
further, he broke his gaze and looked back at Kanami-san.
Predictably, Kanami-san was still staring at the cherry
blossoms with complete concentration. She was surrounded
by a sort of transcendence, as if just that one spot was isolated
from the rest of the world. She had the air of being
unapproachable, even sacred.
So Kanami-sans been painting even since coming here?
Well, its more like she came to this island to paint. Thats
really all she does, after all. I suppose you could say she lives
to paint. Can you believe it? He spoke with a tinge of
frustration, but if you took his words at face value, it sounded
like an incredibly enviable existence; a life where what you
want to do and what you have to do are directly connected. It
was a way of life I could never even hope for. I, who had
discovered neither what I wanted nor what I had to do.
I noticed that Shinya-san was watching me with a wicked
smile, like he had just remembered a bad prank. I recoiled a
little. I was getting a bad feeling, like a premonition. And then
Shinya-san, with a look on his face as if to say, Ive just had a
revelation from God, clapped his hands deliberately.
Thats right! Its such a prime opportunity, so why dont
you try modeling? He set me aside as I stood at a loss for
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words and unable to comprehend his, and faced Kanami-san.
Hey! he called. Kanami! This fella here says he wants to be
your model!
Wait, Shinya-san! Finally grasping the situation, I spun in
front of him. I cant just, I mean, give me a break!
Now, now, why are you so embarrassed? That hardly suits
your character.
I dont think so. Asking Kanami-san to paint me? That was
an incredibly intimidating idea. But Shinya-san blew off my
protest with a simple Now, now, dont be shy, and waited
for an answer from Kanami-san.
Kanami-san adjusted the direction of her wheelchair and
took a look at me. She scanned me up and down, from the tip
of my head to the tips of my feet, observing me, assessing me,
and said, So you want me to paint you? She sounded truly
irritated.
This was a difficult question to answer. With someone as
talented as Kanami-san, the simple act of hesitating would
have been rude. I was weak in these situations. A real
pushover. A nineteen-year-old boy whos spent his life going
with the flow has not the power to alter the flow of a tale.
Yes, absolutely, if you dont mind, I said.
Kanami-san simply looked disinterested. Fine then. Come
by the atelier this afternoon. she said, and swiveled her
wheelchair back toward the cherry blossoms. She spoke with
heartfelt apathy, but at least she had taken pity on me.
Well, thats settled then. Are you free this afternoon?
Shinya-san said, strangely joyful.
I told him I was free and decided to get going before I got
into any more trouble.
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I returned to the mansion and visited Kunagisas room once
again. Kunagisa was just as I had left her, sitting in her
revolving chair, her three PCs (I mean, two PCs and one
workstation) in front of her. Right now she was focused on the
workstation, and the two PCs had their power switched off.
What were you up to, Tomo?
No reply.
I went up to her from behind and tugged both her braids.
Oww, she uttered in a strange voice, seeming to at last
notice my presence. Without changing her position, she gaped
at me in bewilderment. Surely I appeared upside down in her
eyes.
Yooo, Ii-chan. Youre back from your walk.
Yeah, well Say, is that a Mac?
The monitor on the workstation opposite Kunagisa was
displaying some kind of Mac OS screen. As far as I had heard,
Mac OS only worked on Macs.
Yeah, its Mac OS. Ysee, there are some applications that
only run on Mac OS, so Im running it on a virtual machine.
Virtual machine?
Basically Im making the workstation think theres a Mac
inside it. In other words, Im tricking the software. Of course
Windows is in here, too. Most OSs are installed on this
workstation, so it can do anything.
Ah
I didnt really get it.
This is a dumb question, but how are Mac and Windows
different, anyway?
She gave my truly amateurish question a moments
thought. Theyre different because different people use
them, she answered, with an air of precision.
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Well, yeah, thats true, but Well, forget about that. So
an OS is like the core software, right? I think thats right. So
then its like this computer has multiple personalities?
Its a strange metaphor, but you could say that.
So then that PC, er, workstation, whats its core core OS?
Like with multiple personalities you have a main personality,
right?
Geocide.
Never heard of that. Is it like Unix?
Thats Unix, with a yoo sound. Come on, you studied
abroad; you should know not to pronounce the alphabet like
Romanized Japanese, Ii-chan. It makes you sound so stupid.
Uh, well, it is compatible with Unix. But its an original OS
developed by a friend of yours truly.
A friend
Kunagisas friend. The only friend of Kunagisas who
couldve developed an original operating system was someone
from that team. From that notorious team.
Several years back, in the last century, during the time
when the Japanese network was still underdeveloped, that
group appeared. Or, no, appeared isnt the correct
expression.
They never for an instant let their visage, nor their shadow,
nor even their smell grace the public eye. They never
announced their name; whatever name they had ever been
known by had been applied by others. Whether you called
them a virtual club, cyberterrorists, a crack unit, or a gang that
made mountains out of molehills, it didnt matter to them,
and they probably wouldnt respond.
They were completely peerless, species unknown. How
many people were there, and just what types of people
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comprised this team? These things were all shrouded in
mystery.
And what did they do?
Everything.
They did everything, that was all you could say about it.
They did so much of everything, there was nothing they didnt
do. They wreaked havoc, havoc, and more havoc. I wasnt in
Japan at the time, so I didnt get to see it firsthand, but they
say it was such full-on, ludicrous havoc that it was practically
refreshing, lending no hint as to their motives or aims.
Beginning with pure hacking and cracking, they also had their
hands in corporate advising and fixer fraud. Its also quietly
speculated that, back then, they controlled a number of large
corporations.
But you couldnt say they existed solely as a nuisance. For
better or worse, it was thanks to them that the overall level of
network technology improved drastically. You could even say
they forced it. If you looked at it through a fine-toothed
comb, sure there were losses, but in the big picture, the gains
outweighed them tenfold.
But, of course, the fat cats upstairs saw them as little more
than pesky, law-breaking criminals, a hacking, cracking
eyesore. Thus the team went on, despised and pursued. But
they were never caught, and exactly what they were doing
was never brought to light. Then, sometime last year,
suddenly and without anything in particular having happened,
they were never heard from again. It was as though they had
just burned out and vanished.
Yo, whats wrong, Ii-chan? Youre quiet all of a sudden.
Nah nothing.
She flipped her hair with a giggle.
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Yeah, I guess its nothing
It was in that way that the team met what was, in a
sense, an anticlimactic end. Who would believe the leader of
that now-defunct team was this happy-go-lucky girl still in her
teens? Exactly who in their right mind would believe
something so nonsensical that it couldnt even be mistaken for
a sick joke?
But if that wasnt the case, Kunagisa wouldnt have been
invited to this genius-ridden island. Not as a communication
and systems engineering specialist.
How could I not have a complex, Shinya-san?
Huh? Did you say something? Kunagisa glanced up at me
for a moment.
Just babbling, I said. So Geocide, doesnt that mean
Earth murder?
Yup. Of all the existing OSs, its probably the most
awesome. Geocide is number one. Even the RASIS is perfect.
Sometimes I think you use those big words just to tick me
off. Whats a RASIS?
Its an acronym for reliability, availability, serviceability,
integrity, security. But of course, thats in English, she said a
bit irritably.
Basically it means stability. Of course it requires a high-
performance system, but it wont cause errors or anything like
that. Man, that Atchan really is a genius. Hehehe.
Atchan, huh? Sounds like you two are pretty close.
Hmm? Jealous? Hmm? Hmm? she said with a strangely
pleased tone and naughty smirk. Its okay. I like you best of
all.
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Ah, right. Preciate that. I shrugged and tried to change
the subject. But if its such an amazing OS, why not market
it? If it sold like Windows, youd make a fortune.
No can do. You know about increasing returns, right?
With an OS this different, wed never catch up. Business goes
beyond skill or talent.
Increasing returns. The law of economics that states the
more you have, the more you get, which does nothing for
what you dont have. It had been awhile since Id studied it, so
I didnt remember it very clearly, but to put it simply, once a
significantly problematic difference has appeared, it is
impossible to bury that difference. Whether it be in regards
to skill or money, it seemed to make no difference.
Besides, Atchan was satisfied just by creating Geocide.
Atchans a very self-satisfied person.
Hey, yeah, must be very happy.
Even if that wasnt the case, I dont think it would be
possible to market it. Even though its just core software, it
requires some pretty outrageous specs. Seriously astronomical
figures. Even my machine just barely cuts it.
Hmm. How many gigs is your hard disk? About a
hundred?
One hundred tera.
Different unit.
Tera thats the opposite of pico, so a thousand times a
gig?
Nope, 1,024 times.
Nitpicky chick.
Man, Ive never seen a hard disk like that.
To be specific, its not a hard disk; its holographic
memory. Unlike hard disks, which record data with magnets,
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this records data onto a surface. Its capable of one tera per
second rapid transfer. What youd find on the market is, well,
quite a bit slower. This is the kind of media theyre using in
the development of space technology.
She had those kinds of connections, too?
She belonged to an altogether dubious community.
Of course, this goes for the machines capacity as well,
but if the motherboard specs arent customized home brew as
well, youre probably out of luck. Atchan just makes things
without considering any of the surrounding circumstances,
ysee. So they just end up like this. He doesnt try to suit
things to other people.
Motherboard home brew? There are people who do that?
Like yours truly, for one. She indicated herself with her
thumb.
Thats right. She was an engineer, after all. She mustve
been the culprit providing her teammates with the hardware
and software that were to be their main weapons. If you
thought about it, it was fairly disturbing. It was one thing to
develop a seemingly unmarketable OS like that, but to take it
and build your own motherboard for it was just plain freakish.
Mr. Earth Murder aside, havent you ever considered
selling this stuff? Like that motherboard youre so proud of?
Im the self-satisfied type, too How bout you, Ii-chan?
Hmm, I wonder.
Regardless of talent or lack thereof, in the end all people
are classified into two groups: those who pursue and those
who create. My own case notwithstanding, Kunagisa was
overwhelmingly the latter.
Besides, as far as money is concerned, Ive got plenty and
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then some. Im not thinking about making any more right
now.
Ah, no wonder.
That was true. Kunagisa wasnt in a position that
demanded she immediately go into business. It wouldnt be
much of an exaggeration to say she spent money like it was
water. A nineteen-year-old occupying a high-class, two-floor
condo in Shirosaki and spending money as fast as she could. I
didnt know how many people out there had more money
than Kunagisa, but surely no one individual spent as much.
Between the Akagami Foundation and the Kunagisa
household, who held the greater power was beyond my realm
of knowledge, but either way, they both possessed enough of a
fortune to enjoy the best things in life and still get change
back, that much was certain.
Speaking of which, Kunagisa resembled the master of this
island, Iria, in that she, too, was semi-exiled from her family.
Perhaps they were similar people. In the three days I had
spent on the island, signs indeed pointed to the contrary, but,
well, they were both eccentric, that was for sure. So much so
that it would have been impossible for them to blend into any
group or be members of any organization.
Surely thats how it was.
In which case, this island
The meaning of this so-called island of wet crows
feathers
Kunagisa returned to her typing.
Im gonna go have breakfast. What about you?
No, thanks. Not hungry. Its mating season. Ii-chan, go
ahead on your own. Eat for me, too.
Gotcha, I said, and headed for the dining room.
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Akane-san was in the dining room.
I tensed up.
She sat alone at the round dining table with her legs
crossed in an elegant, somehow un-Japanese pose, having her
breakfast. Or no, she had already finished breakfast and was
enjoying an after-meal coffee.
Oh! Good morning! It was the bright and lively voice of
Akari-san in the midst of cleaning the dining room. No, wait,
it wasnt her. Akari-san never greeted me bright and lively.
That wasnt the Akari-san I knew. Which meant
Hi, Hikari-san, I said, determining that it was Hikari-san.
Evidently I was correct, as she then grinned at me and bowed.
Chiga Akari-san and Chiga Hikari-san.
They were sisters. Twins. To be sure, there was a third
sister as well, their silent younger sister Teruko. Teruko
apparently had poor eyesight and was recognizable by her
glasses with their black lenses. Akari-san and Hikari-san,
however, were perfectly identical, from the length of their
hair to their clothes, to the point that they werent just
similar, they were the same.
But unlike Akari-san, Hikari-san was an incredibly kind
person. Even though I wasnt a true guest, she treated me
the same as everyone else.
Breakfast? Wait one moment, please, she said, then spun
around and hustled off to the kitchen. She must be so good at
spinning because shes small, I thought.
With Hikari-san gone, I was suddenly left alone with
Akane-san.
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After a split-seconds hesitation, I went ahead and took a
seat near her. I thought to greet her, but she seemed
completely immersed in thought, mumbling to herself in a
semi-audible voice, not even looking in my direction. It was as
though she hadnt noticed me. What in the world was she
thinking about? I pricked my ears to listen in.
Sente 9-6, pawn Kote 8-4, pawn Sente, same pawn
Kote 8-7, pawn Sente 8-4, rook Kote 2-6, pawn Sente
3-2, silver general Kote 9-5, pawn Sente 4-4, bishop
Kote 5-9, gold general, take Sente 2-7, knight
Meaning unknown.
Thats what you get from one of the Seven Fools; even the
things they mutter to themselves are different, I thought,
thoroughly impressed. But listening closely, it sounded like
she was reciting a shogi game record. Wow, blind shogi.
And by herself, no less.
Is this what she always did in the morning?
Kote 2-3, pawn, checkmate, Sente forfeits, she said, and
glanced over at me. Ah, I was wondering who that was, and
here it turned out to be you. Good morning.
Good morning.
Heh heh. Isnt shogi tough? The pieces move around a lot
more than in chess. I was playing Kote just now. It was a close
victory.
Huh.
Theres a Sente and Kote in single-player shogi? Maybe
Akane-san was able to divide her mind like a dolphin. Yeah, it
seemed likely for someone like her.
Are you good at shogi, or chess, whichever?
I wouldnt say so, no.
Hmm, is that so?
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Reading other peoples minds isnt my forte.
Oh no? Hmm, I suppose not. Youve got that kind of
face, she nodded. I saw you from the window a little earlier.
Out for a morning walk, were you?
Yeah, a walk in the woods.
Ah, a walk in the woods, how nice. Very nice. The
phytoncide released by the trees creates a bactericidal effect
and such.
What the hell?
In Houston, Texas, in America, theres a research facility
called the ER3 System. There, brilliant minds from around
America, nay, around the world, gather, and it is referred to as
the ultimate bastion of learning, from economics to history,
political science to cultural science, physics and advanced
mathematics to biology, electronic and systems engineering,
metapsychology, indeed, anything that could be called a field
of study or research.
Its also known as the Comprehensive Research Center. It
was a gathering place for those who loved learning and
research above all else. A nest for those inhuman humans
whose desire for knowledge exceeded even their natural,
biological desires. An entirely nonprofit organization, they
dared not sell their knowledge or research findings, and they
were in a sense a closed and introverted sort of secretive
organization.
There were only four basic rules:
Have no pride.
Have no principles.
Have no attachments.
No whining.
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They were to unbegrudgingly cooperate with one another
to the fullest of their ability, to never be unproductive, even if
the world should perish, and to never quit halfway, come Hell
or high water.
The ultimate destination for those who wanted to do
research, who wanted to know, who had to know, with means
and end in complete harmony, it was the ER3 System. The
people gathered there ranged from highly esteemed college
professors to frontline researchers and amateur academics, a
truly pride-free assembly of all manner of individuals. Their
reputation was seemingly so bizarre that the media ridiculed
them as a cultish pack of overeducated loonies.
But their research had yielded great rewards: the
demystification of Dalevio nonlinear optics, the overwhelming
advancement of volume hologram technology, and the
establishment of the near-magical DOP as a sensory
technology were all thanks to the ER3. Not the work of
individuals, but rather team efforts, and nonprofit work at
that, they declined all awards and other various honors, and
thus had not come to draw much attention, but their
reputation within the academic world was certainly high. It
was a research center with a relatively brief historynot even
a century old but it was already globally networked.
And within this research center existed the transcendental
group known as the Seven Fools. Seven individuals selected in
turn by the selected seven on the verge of the answers to the
universe. They were the true geniuses among geniuses.
One of these seven individuals was Sonoyama Akane-san.
She had beautiful black hair, cut ruler-precise to lend her
an air of intellectualism. She was tall for a woman, with a
stylishly slender build. There was no part of her that wasnt
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overflowing with elegant femininity. She was a Japanese
woman scholar of the highest order.
The ER3 System is relatively unknown in Japan. The fact
that the ER3 itself is so exclusive is no doubt part of the
reason for this, but the main reason is likely that the
uncategorizable nature of the center doesnt fit with the
Japanese way of doing things. But nevertheless, Akane-san
had, as a pure and innocent Japanese woman (and in her
twenties, no less) risen to the ranks of the ER3s Seven Fools.
It would come as no surprise if one day she was a household
name in Japan.
Now, this may all beg the question: if Im just a pure and
innocent Japanese person, too, how come I know so much?
But theres no special reason, really. Its not that Im
particularly well informed, its just that the ER3 and I have
crossed paths a bit.
You see, in preparation for the long-term, ER3 System
implements a study-abroad program to educate the youth of
the next generation. For five years, beginning with my second
year of junior high school, I participated in that program, so
naturally I knew of Sonoyama Akanes reputation as one of
the Seven Fools, as well as her above the clouds existence.
And thats why I was so surprised to discover Akane-san here
on this island. Im not at all the type who surrenders
unconditionally at the first sniff of authority or talent, but I
cant help but be nervous. What exactly do you say to one of
the Seven Fools?
I was sitting there, all clammed up, when Akane spoke to
me. By the way, that blue-haired girlKunagisa-chan, I
mean.
Ah. Yes?
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Shes just lovely. Last night I had her do some
maintenance on my PC. Shes incredibly skilled, isnt she? We
have techies at ER3 as well, but Ive never seen one with
such mechanical precision. She made it look like routine
work. This may sound rude, but for a moment I wondered if
she was really human. I was sure Iria-san would absolutely
adore her.
Ah, really? I hope she wasnt a bother or anything.
She let out a chuckle. You sound like a baby stroller.
A baby stroller. Once again I had suffered an unfounded
assessment. You mean a babysitter?
Well, they both mean the same thing, yes?
A stroller is a kind of carriage.
Ah, right, she nodded.
For all her evident ability in math and science, it seemed
Japanese was not Akane-sans forte.
Well, either way. She was no bother at all.
Well, duh.
Then again, she seemed a bit of the socially awkward
type. I dont think she listens when people are talking. And as
a result, my PC evolved about two generations.
But thats actually the improved Kunagisa. She used to be
terrible to talk to. Just starting and stopping whenever she felt
like it. It was pretty rough for me.
Hmm. If you want my opinion, I think theres a certain
charm to her unapologeticness.
Eh, Im not sure I agree on that.
Have it your way. Akane-san shrugged. By the way, I
also heard from her that you were in the ER program.
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Huh. That blabbermouth had let the cat out of the bag! I
thought I told her to keep that quiet. Not that I wasnt fully
aware theres no point trying to keep that girl quiet.
You shouldve told me. We couldve had quite a chat. I
feel as if weve wasted two days. I dont suppose you were
holding back by any chance? Please dont get me wrong, Im
not such a big deal.
No, its not that I guess it was just hard to bring up.
And also, even though I was in the program, I quit midway
through.
The program is a ten-year study. I dropped out after my
fifth year. From there I returned to Japan and reunited with
Kunagisa. Luckily I was already qualified as a high school
graduate from my second year in the program, so I was able to
transfer directly to Kyoto Rokumeikan University.
Its still a big deal. Regardless of what a sprain it became
for you
Thats a strain.
Regardless of what a strain it became for you, the ER
programs entrance exam is a great obstacle to have overcome.
You should have a little more pride about your
accomplishments.
The ER programs entrance exam was unusually difficult.
Even in the application guidebook it said, There are no perks.
This does not guarantee your future. No one will come to
rescue you. We offer only an environment in which you may
sate your intellectual curiosity, yet still elite candidates from
around the world gathered to take the test. So it was true,
merely passing the test was something to boast about.
But.
I hadnt completed the program.
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Theres no point if you drop out halfway. End results are
everything in this world.
Actually, I happen to think everything in this world is a
result Or are you one of those a genius is a genius is a
genius people? She had the slightest bit of sarcasm in her
tone. A genius is not a rose. In Japan, you often see people
who take pride simply in the effort they give, dont you? Ive
endured great hardships, regardless of the end results, they
say. They say theres merit in effort alone. I think thats a valid
outlook. Saying I worked hard is a fine conclusion in and of
itself. What I have a problem with is lowlifes who spout
absurdities like I could have done that if I wanted or I
couldnt do it because I just wasnt trying or I said I can do it,
but that doesnt mean I will. Thats all ridiculous. There
really are all sorts of people in this world, huh?
I didnt try because I couldnt do it.
Hmm, hehehe, you know, youve sort of got this world-
weary quality about you.
Its probably just modesty.
Bingo.
The right part of her lip curled up in a half-smile and she
produced a pack of cigarettes from her pocket. In graceful,
fluid motions, she put one in her mouth and lit it.
Wow, you smoke? Im surprised.
Are you the type who doesnt like women who smoke?
Well, no, not women particularly. Smoking is bad for your
health, you know.
Health is bad for your smoking, you know, she retorted,
slowly exhaling smoke. Theres that Seven Fools wit, I
thought, but she smirked with embarrassment. Its a stupid
argument, huh? Dont mind me. Itd be awful if you ended up
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thinking I was that kind of person, she said. Shall we change
the subject? You know, I was actually in Japan all the way
through high school.
Really? I was a little surprised. But if you thought about
it, it was really no mystery. Which high school?
Just your average prefectural school. It wasnt particularly
well-known. I was in the girls karate club back then. I didnt
like it at all at the time, but in retrospect it was really fun.
Gee, that takes me back. Its already been more than ten
years The skirts back then were this long. I didnt have the
best grades, but I was good in math and English. Thats why I
ended up at an overseas university. My family was very against
it, but I defied them. After all, dont they say if you love
someone, set them ablaze?
No.
Anyway, it was like that, so in the end I cut myself off
from my family and crossed over to America on my own. It
was a hell of a big move for someone like me back then.
And thus she ended up in the Seven Fools. Maybe
Cinderella was in this story, too.
So you do like math. I had a feeling.
Well, you know, I dont dislike it. In high school I liked
how there was always one concrete answer, no vague
components, so math was all I did. I liked clear-cut things. But
in college, at the ER3 System, I came to realize that wasnt
necessarily the case. Its just like shogi or chess. You just have
to get a checkmate, but there are an infinite number of ways
to get there. I felt as if I had been swindled or something.
Like when a lover shows an unfamiliar side of themselves
to you?
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She laughed as if to say, A romantic idea, but not exactly.
But I was also a little touched, you know. In my high
school days, I always figured math wouldnt be of any use
once I got into the real world, but in fact there really are cases
where you have to use calculus and cubic equations and such.
You use factorials in everyday life. I was definitely touched by
that fact.
I understand. I nodded.
I really did.
She smiled in a satisfied way. Are you a math person, too?
On average, men are much more likely to be mathematically
inclined than women. Because of the way their brains work.
Is that so?
Well, based on statistical data.
Sounds like sexist data to me.
Besides, statistical evidence is pretty unreliable. If you roll
a die one hundred times and it lands on six every single time,
that doesnt necessarily mean itll be a six the next time, too. I
told her this, but she protested.
If it lands on six one hundred times in a row, its a die that
only lands on six. Its too significant a difference to be written
off as a coincidence or leaning odds. Male-female statistics are
kind of like that, too, though. Hehehe, so youre a feminist.
Or are you just being polite around me? Well, unfortunately
Im not a feminist. Listening to talk about expanding womens
rights and womens liberation makes me sick to my stomach. I
mean, right? Theyre obviously spouting nonsense. Sure, its a
mans world, but its not gender equality we need, its equal
opportunity to apply our abilities. Men and women are so
different that you can practically call them genetically separate
creatures. So I believe they have separate roles. Of course,
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that rests on the major assumption that your role and what
you want to do are separate, and the minor assumption that if
you have to choose between the two, what you want to do
should come first. Ah, and maybe the medium-sized
assumption that you can do what you want to do first. But
saying you cant do anything sounds like a convenient excuse
to me.
Theres also the factor of environment.
Environment, huh? But was there ever an age when
women were forbidden from writing, or from sculpting?
Regarding recent trends, Ive become more inclined to
sympathize with men. I feel as if theyre closer to my own
point of view, but also, until the modern day, the workplace
was always exclusively mans domain, right? So its no wonder
they got angry when women wanted to butt in.
They were just righting a wrong. Thats just tough luck for
the men. I wondered why I had to take the feminist stance.
Hmm, she nodded. Maybe youre right. I dont really
know. But I can understand why women get angry at men,
too. Even though theyre just carrying out their roles and
were just carrying out ours, they still act all big about it and
put on airs. Its no wonder women get angry. Just so long as
they dont try to mix me up into anything. I guess what I truly
want is for feminists to just do it away from me. Whatever the
case may be, women are inherently a boring breed. Just like
you men. Hmm, come to think of it, there were more men
than women at ER3, too. Within the Seven Fools, five were
men.
Increasing returns, huh?
Eh? She seemed taken aback. Im afraid I dont know that
word. What is it, some kind of dieting thing or something?
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It means Beta lost to VHS.
Ah, you mean the bias that occurs in economics. Thats
right, to return a once male-biased world to equilibrium,
youd have to go through quite a bit of hardship. Really, there
wouldnt be any problems if men and women werent always
acting jealous of each other. But nobody gets it, do they? And
yet they claim theres no difference between separation and
discrimination.
You know, Akane-san, coming from you this all sounds
convincing. I guess you must be going through quite a bit of
hardship yourself.
Never, she said flatly. I just make a little effort.
It was a loaded statement.
Suddenly I recalled something I had wanted to ask
someone ever since I first learned of the Seven Fools existence
at ER3.
Say, whos the number one smartest person in the entire
ER3 system?
In other words, who was the smartest person in the world?
Akane-san answered with little deliberation.
Number two is Froilein Love.
And number one?
Come on, kid, you expect me to list everyone?
Huh.
Kidding, kidding. Hmm, to answer your question
seriously, the person I respect the most, or in other words the
person I place above myself and all others, is probably
Assistant Professor Hewlett. He is number one for sure.
Almost unspeakably accomplished, he was the single
greatest mind of the last century, and probably this one as
well. The first and probably last man to master every subject
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when he was still in his single digits. Granted special criminal
immunity by the president, he used his superior intellect to
serve the good of the nation.
If Akane-san was like a god to me, Assistant Professor
Hewlett was the very fabric of the universe.
If he had been a woman, he probably wouldve changed
history, she said, looking off into the distance. It was a
curious look of admiration.
Sorry for the wait! With expert timing, Hikari-san
appeared, pushing a cart. On top of it sat my breakfast. With
experienced hands, she placed it in front of me, followed by a
knife and fork on either side. Please take your time, she said
with a bow and radiant smile, and then went off somewhere
once more. It seemed she still had lots of work to do.
Nine pieces of deep-fried risotto balls on lettuce. Fish soup,
salad, and a sandwich made with Italian bread. Plus coffee.
That Sashirono-san is hot stuff, huh? Akane-san
muttered, eyeing my meal.
Sashirono Yayoi.
She ran the mansions kitchen, but she wasnt an
employee. Indeed, she was one of the geniuses who had been
invited to the island. Having already been here for over a year,
at this point she was the longest-running guest. There was no
doubt that many of the elite visitors to the island had come in
hopes of trying her cuisine.
Officially, her specialty was Western cuisine, but she could
just as skillfully do any other type, whether it be Chinese,
Japanese, or what have you. She was a cooking master with
whom no one in the culinary world wasnt familiaror so
went the tales about her. Personally, I was just as ignorant
about cooking as I was about art and academics, so I had sadly
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not even heard of Yayoi-san until visiting the island, but
having the privilege to try her dishes three times a day plus
between-meal snacks, even I came to know of her
extraordinary culinary prowess.
The typical image that accompanied a first name like
Yayoi is either that of a stuck-up know-it-all or a short,
spunky girl, but this Yayoi-san fit neither description, instead
turning out to be a boisterous and lively woman with short
hair. With a polite manner about her, she was the unarrogant
type, despite being called a genius. She was also probably the
only down-to-earth person on the whole island besides me.
Likewise, she was the second-most pleasant person to talk to.
Incidentally, Hikari-san was first. Nah, Im just babbling.
Word had it that Yayoi-san possessed some power that
allowed her to make any food better than any other cook, but
just what was it? I was curious to know, but had yet to
inquire. She spent most of the day in the kitchen (I think
thats what you call a shut-in) so opportunities to speak with
her were rare.
I noticed that Akane-san was hungrily eyeing my risotto
balls. After a moment of my refusing to speak up, she
transferred her gaze to me. Something about her eyes was
slightly different from before. Like those of a carnivore
hunting wild game.
Have you ever heard that people originally didnt
acknowledge any numbers past seven?
Well, I
Apparently, all numbers past seven were simply thought of
as a lot. I had also heard in my program training that this
was the fundamental reason why the Fools were limited to
seven people.
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Yeah, so just looking at things objectively, if your nine
risotto balls turned into eight, I dont think it would be such a
great loss.
And?
Youre a sharp guy, huh? A good match for a girl like
Kunagisa.
Its not like that between us.
Dont change the subject. Are you trying to get me to
kowtow to you? Fine. Sashirono-sans risotto balls are
delicious, so gimme one. You happy?
I slid my plate to her without saying anything.
Akane-san began to gleefully pop down the risotto balls,
one after another. Before you knew it, they were all gone.
Apparently by one she meant one plate.
Well, I was never one to eat a whole lot in the morning
anyway. I was supposed to eat for Kunagisa, too, but it was
awfully cruel of her to leave that to me.
Switching channels, I made my way to the sandwich and
salad. Not to be too generic, it was really good. If you said this
was the only kind of food that was served at the island (and all
of it free, no less), no genius would decline. Surprisingly, even
Akane-san was evidently in that boat.
Now then, to get back to the subject youre so slyly
avoiding, she said, wiping her mouth with a napkin, if its
not like that between you two, just what is your
relationship? If you were just friends, you wouldnt have come
to this island together. You have school to worry about.
Indeed, by coming to the island I had missed every day of
class since the school entrance ceremony. Incidentally, I also
missed the entrance ceremony. In other words, well, yeah.
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I met her before I was in the program. So theres a blank
of five years.
Mmm, and when you got back she turned out to be a
cyberterrorist, huh? Thats a sordid little tale.
Indeed.
I saw it coming even when we were thirteen years old.
Nevertheless, reuniting with her after my five years of study
abroad, I was honestly surprised at how little had changed
from the old days. Anyone would be surprised to suddenly
return to their early teens. Of course, that was just how things
seemed. In reality, she had become much more human in
terms of personality.
Our relationship.
Asked flat out, it was a tough question to answer.
Kunagisa needed methat much I knew. However, it
didnt really have to be me. It would be extremely difficult to
explain the circumstances that surrounded us. To do so, Id
have to explain a lot about Kunagisa herself, and I didnt
especially want to do that.
Mmm, Akane-san nodded.
I havent talked with Kunagisa-chan all that much, but it
seems to me she has too many shortcomings to go through
everyday life Hmm, I guess I shouldnt say shortcomings.
Its not like shes defective. But her focus is just so skewed. It
reminds me of my friend whose kid is a savant.
Savantin French, it means a person with wisdom. I was
aware that Kunagisa, too, used to be called a savant. I
probably knew too much about her.
So she probably really does need someone like you looking
after her. Theres no doubt about that. But I mean, how does
that make you feel?
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I didnt have an answer.
It seems like you two have something of a codependent
existence, Akane-san continued.
Codependent existence?
She tilted her head as if to say, Havent you heard the
word?
Its a symptom of addiction that affects human
relationships. Like, for example, lets say theres a recovering
alcoholic who has a caretaker by his side. He needs that
caretaker, and the caretaker devotedly looks after him. But
when that devotion goes to extremes, its a sign of
codependency. They get drunk on serving. You even see mild
cases of it in romantic couples. Needless to say, its not a good
thing. You end up putting each other to waste. Im not going
to say you two are like that, but you might want to take care.
Sure.
Few things are as meaningless as prolonging a failed
relationship. But still, Im full of nothing but awe for
Kunagisa-chans talents. Even at ER3 theyre using software
that she created. Er, they created, rather. But certainly I
never imagined I would meet her in a place like this.
Why are you on this island anyway?
It wasnt like the Seven Fools had the emptiest schedules in
the world.
No real reason, she said after a few moments silence. It
was a strangely blunt response, and it bothered me a little.
But more important, even if youre not the best player, you
at least know the rules to shogi and chess, right? Why dont
we have a game while we reminisce a little more about ER3?
Sure.
A shogi challenge with one of the Seven Fools.
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Sounded interesting.
But not without looking. My memory is famously bad.
Not the greatest reputation to have, if I do say so myself. If
we can change locations, Im in.
Ive got a board in my room. It was the first thing I bought
when I got back to Japan. Hmm, Ive actually got some work
to do this morning. Hows this afternoon?
Sounds good Ah wait, I cant. Ive already got
something.
Oh? Meeting up with Kunagisa-chan or something, huh?
Well, if thats the case, what can you do.
No, with Kanami-san.
Boom.
Akane-sans expression grew unusually stern.
Damn it, Id forgotten. When I had first arrived on the
island, Hikari-san had been kind enough to let me know that
Akane-san and Kanami-san were on catastrophically bad
terms, but because of my famously bad memory I had
forgotten.
Hmph. Were pals, so Ill give you a bit of advice. You
shouldnt hang around with someone with such a vulgar
occupation. Lowering oneself like that is stupid, you know?
Akane-san, you really hate Kanami-san, dont you?
No. Theres no reason for me to embrace any feelings of
like or dislike toward that woman. But artists truly are a
despicable race. Hmph, seriously! She banged her hand on the
table. Theres nothing I hate more than painters. Theyre the
most inferior race in existence. Compared to them, thieves
anti rapists look like Jesus. All they do is dab a little bit of
paint on something with a little brush and they think theyre
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so damn great. A little red, a little blue, and poof, its a
masterpiece! Hah! Anybody can do it!
It was as if she had turned into another person. It was such
an abrupt transformation, it almost made you wonder if a
painter had once stolen her research materials or something.
Ah, sorry, she said, returning to her normal self upon
noticing my stunned expression. I guess I got carried away.
Not that Im going to take any of that back, but I know its no
fun listening to someone gripe about someone else. I think Im
going to go cool off, she said, her words racing, then helped
herself to the rest of my coffee and made for the door. It
seemed she was regretting losing her head like that. Even if
she wasnt going to take it back.
Once I was alone, I let out a sigh.
Man, I had been nervous. Im not that used to holding
conversations with people in the first place, much less
Sonoyama Akane of the ER3 Seven Fools. No sweat, right?
Well, aside from that blunder at the very end, we were
actually able to hold a much more natural conversation than I
wouldve imagined, so I guess I shouldve been happy. And
maybe, sometime in the next four days, I would get to have
that game of shogi with her.
I let out another sigh, but there was no time to snooze.
Having finished breakfast, I decided to pay yet another visit to
Kunagisas room, but not a second later, Maki-san appeared in
mid-yawn. Fully dressed in outdoor gear, which she
complemented with a high ponytail, she looked very much
like she had come to this island on vacation.
Ba baya baya baya baya bahhh, she hummed cheerfully as
she strolled over and took a seat by me.
Good morning.
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Hello.
No no no, you gotta say good morning when you greet
someone in the morning. Ah, wait, is it not still morning?
Youve been up since six, so it probably feels pretty late to
you, wow. As for me, I have extraordinarily low blood
pressure, so I cant be like you, she said with another big
yawn. I gave the usual nod and yup combo. There was no
point in asking how she knew when I woke up.
I was once again nervous, this time in an entirely different
way than when I was with Akane-san.
Himena Maki-san.
Of course she wasnt just here for the surfing. There was a
solid reason for her being on this island.
Maki-sans occupation was fortune-telling. Just as Kanami-
san was a painting genius and Akane-san was an academic
genius, Maki-san was known as a genius in the world of
fortune-telling.
Now thats a real talent, huh? I thought to myself.
That aside, I wasnt a big fan of Maki-san.
We had had a bad first impression of each other.
Youre a fortune-teller? Ive never met one of those
before. So how does my fortune look?
Its not like I actually cared all that much about my
fortune. I just figured that since she was a fortune-teller, it was
the socially appropriate thing to say. Normally any person
would be thrilled to have the conversation turn to their field
of expertise. As Churchill once said, I want to talk about
what I know, but people only ask me about what I dont. I
just didnt want to be one of those people.
Thats just an excuse though.
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But after hearing my question, Maki-san sneered, and said,
Well, give me your year, month, and date of birth; your
blood type; and the name of your favorite movie actor. I
answered, but all the while wondering what possible
connection my favorite actor could have to my fortune,
birthday and blood type aside. In any case, I had forgotten my
blood type, and I didnt really know a lot of movie actors, for
that matter, so I just made some answers up.
Okay, I see. Then, take this, Maki-san said, producing a
slip of paper from her pocket and handing it to me. And with
that, she left.
I opened the paper fortune and took a look. My date of
birth along with the blood type and actor I had just given were
inscribed on it in Mincho font.
You were tricking me, werent you?
After that, I went to check with Kunagisa about it. I figure
its some worn-out magic trick where the pocket has hidden
slips of paper with random numbers written on them or
something, I said.
Mmm-mmm. Kunagisa shook her head. No way. That
might work for playing cards, but for something like this there
would have to be too many. Plus, she wouldve had to look
you up beforehand. Its not like she couldve guessed you
would lie about your blood type and favorite actor.
And then Kunagisa gave me the Himena Maki lecture. It
seemed that although uneducated folks like myself hadnt
heard of her, Maki-san had actually made quite a name for
herself in the fortune-telling world. She didnt do those
supposedly therapeutic horoscope-style cold readings like
you see in magazines, but rather used her skills to advise
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bigwig politicians and corporate clients, never making much of
a spectacle of herself.
Himena Maki, master fortune-teller.
Also known as a good self-promoter, I commented.
Kunagisa seemed to think of her that way, too.
Her catchphrase for her: The telepath who knows the
past, the future, human beings, the world, and all inside it.
Whats a telepath?
Shes super-powered, she said aloofly. Shes got
extrasensory perception.
Huh?
ESP. Super abilities are divided into the two categories of
ESP and PK. What Maki-chans got is ESP. Retrocognition,
precognition, and telepathy. In translation, retrocognition
means she can see the past. Precognition means she knows the
future. Telepathy means she can read your psyche.
Wait a sec, I dont follow. Slow down. Tomo, Maki-san is
a fortune-teller, right?
Occupationally, yes. Using her special abilities. Thats all.
Being able to run fast isnt an occupation, right? But being an
athlete is. Being good with your hands isnt an occupation,
right? But being a craftsman is. Special abilities are just
abilities, but fortune-telling is an occupation.
Ah I nodded. So Maki-san
Yep. She read your thoughts in advance, even before she
asked you those questions. She flashed a bright smile.
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Superpowers, huh? I muttered softly so as not to be heard
by Maki-san, now sitting next to me in the dining room. I
recalled my conversation with Kunagisa. Her previous
explanation had sounded somewhat convincing, to be sure,
but
Now, sitting next to this sleepy-eyed, spacey woman, it
was really hard to imagine she was a fortune-teller. She just
seemed like some drowsy chick with low blood pressure.
I told you Im a fortune-teller, but you seem to be
dissatisfied, she said, suddenly shifting her glance toward me.
For some reason, she seemed to be picking on me a little ever
since our first encounter. Perhaps youd like me to go walking
around with a black hood and crystal ball. Should I speak to
you in vague, cryptic terms about your impending doom? You
just take everything at face value, dont you?
I dont think thats the case.
Yeah, Ill bet. I know all about it, she replied, shaking her
head. Well, whatever. You dont matter anyway.
I dont matter?
Yup. Youre the Japanese representative of things that
dont matter.
In other words, the most unimportant guy in Japan. It was
a terrible thing to hear.
But Ill give you one piece of advice out of the kindness of
my heart. Your impression of me is quite out of line. And
thats not all. The ideas you hold about the residents of this
island are all out of line. And that includes Kunagisa-chan.
More important, it looks like you intentionally adjust all your
beliefs when youre talking to other people. Thats surely a
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very comfortable way to live, but I wouldnt call it a wise
one, she rattled off at me as she let out another catlike yawn.
For the last two days, I had gotten the same earful of gripes
every time we met. And I couldnt say she was all that far off
the mark, either. Her remarks were so accurate, I wondered if
she really was using telepathy.
Ill be honest: I found her really creepy.
Oh, Im sorry for being creepy.
With that said, she stormed off in the direction of the
kitchen, presumably to get her breakfast.
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There were currently twelve people on the island. Artist
Ibuki Kanami-san, chef Sashirono Yayoi-san, Sonoyama Akane
of the Seven Fools, fortune-teller Himena Maki-san, and
engineer Kunagisa Tomo. Then there was Sakaki Shinya and
myself, the tagalongs. Then there were the original residents
of the island, starting with Akagami Iria, who owned the
island and the mansion, plus head maid Handa Rei-san and
the three all-purpose maids, Chiga Akari-san, Chiga Hikari-
san, and Chiga Teruko-san. A total of twelve people.
In an ordinary-sized house, things wouldve already gotten
quite cramped, but in this oversized palace, there was still an
excess of space.
Thats when I remembered.
Hey, Kunagisa. How long were you planning to be here
again?
Another four days. So for a week, yeah?
Shinya-san was asking me about something. I explained
to her what Shinya-san had talked to me about. The rumor
about Iria-sans favorite jack-of-all-trades coming to town.
Kunagisa, however, seemed uninterested, tuning out the
majority of my story.
Is that really important? Its all really vague information,
so its hard to say. but I dont think we really need to meet
this person. I didnt really come here to meet any geniuses,
and Im not really interested.
Well, yeah, but, hey, speaking of that, Ive been meaning
to ask for a while, why exactly did you come here? If youre
not interested in that kind of thing, what were you so
interested in?
I couldnt figure why someone who hated leaving the
house as much as Kunagisa did would accept an invitation like
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this. She tilted her head a bit, and after a moments pause
said, Eh, just cuz. A nonanswer. Theres no particular
reason, really. Or are you the type of guy who always needs
there to be one for everything?
I shrugged.
No way.
As long as theres a network, it doesnt really matter
where I am. Home is the best in the end, though, she said in
spite of still being on vacation.
Well, whatever. She was just being her usual whimsical
self. I didnt particularly mind, and it wasnt like I was
supposed to, either. I sprawled myself out on the pure white
carpet and stared up at the chandelier on the ceiling. Man,
what an unrealistic scene. Then again, if you asked me what
would be a realistic scene, I wouldnt know what to say.
Kunagisa looked at me sprawled on the floor. Ii-chan, I
dont suppose youre bored?
Im bored with life.
Yknow, thats really unattractive.
Huh.
She laid it right out for me.
If youre free, why not read a book? I brought a few.
A book, huh? Whatcha got?
Um, a Japanese-English dictionary, the Statute Books, and
a modern Japanese dictionary.
Man, bring that stuff in digital form.
Who has fun reading that kind of stuff?
Oh, right. She does.
Half giving up and half fed up, I rolled over.
Huh? Ii-chan, your watch is broken, isnt it?
Eh?
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I took a look at my watch. Thats right. Come to think of
it, I had meant to ask her to fix it. After running into so many
people this morning, Id forgotten all about it.
Lemme see. Ill fix it for you.
Here. Maybe the batterys dead.
Hmm She held the watch up to the light. Nope,
something else is wrong. Did you bump it into something
hard? Anyway, I think itll be a quick fix. But you know,
wristwatches have become sort of an anachronism these days.
Most people just get by with their cell phone. Huh? Speaking
of which, wheres yours?
I left it at home.
You should bring it. Thats what makes it a mobile phone.
But what if I dropped it?
Well, I guess, but
And it would be out of service here anyway. It would take
a phone like yours to get any signal here.
Kunagisa uses a phone that receives signals from relay
satellites anywhere in the world. Even on a deserted island in
the middle of nowhere, her phone didnt know the meaning of
the phrase out of service.
Of course, it didnt come cheap. It was a terrible waste of
money for an antisocialite like Kunagisa, but she wasnt the
type to give much thought to such matters.
Hmm, maybe so. Well, its not like being an anachronism
is a bad thing.
She narrowed her big eyes and placed my watch next to
the computer rack.
Just then there was a knock at the door. Kunagisa showed
no response whatsoever, so I had no choice but to open it
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myself. The visitor was none other than Hikari-san, cleaning
supplies in tow.
Hello. Thanks so much. I invited her in.
Yo, Hikari-chan, ciaooo! Kunagisa welcomed her with a
full-faced grin. Hikari-san responded in likewise fashion. For
some reason these two girls were strangely friendly with each
other. They just plain got along. Its a rare thing for someone
to be able to become so friendly with Kunagisa in such a short
period of time, so I couldnt help but be a little surprised.
What are you up to, Tomo-san?
Im making some game software right now. Im creating
an application that converts text to music. I figured Id give it
to Iria-san as a memento of my visit.
What kind of game is that? I said.
Well, shall I explain? Okay, um, okay, so, Ii-chan, whats
the longest book youve ever read?
I quit halfway through The Tale of Genji and Don Quixote,
so Tolstoys War and Peace. Man, that was long.
Okay. So lets say you converted that whole book into a
text document, whether by using a scanner or by typing it all
by hand. Then you do a digital-to-analog conversion, like
where i is do, ro is re, ha is me, and so on. If you do
that, you end up with the War and Peace Song. For that much
text, it would probably come out to around an hour,
maybe? Of course, in reality its more complicated than that.
The code conversions and sessions and everything have to be
wholly consistent. But still, it turns books into music. Sounds
fun, right?
Well, definitely sounds interesting, anyway. What
programming language are you using? VB? C?
Machine language.
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An extremely basic-level coding language. I didnt think
anybody used that kind of language these days.
Man, its like you can communicate with the machine like
its just some close buddy of yours.
Heh heh heh. she laughed, just a little boastfully.
Seemingly even more ignorant than I about computers,
Hikari-san wore an inscrutable expression, not revealing
whether she was following the conversation, and said nothing
more than Wow.
Seriously, I said. But whats actually fun about this
game? I guess I dont really get it.
Making it is fun.
It was a solid reason. I couldnt object.
Hikari-san listened with apparent interest, but then seemed
to remember something. Oh, right. She turned to me.
Would it be all right if I cleaned your room later on? I
stopped by the storeroom a little earlier, but you were out.
Sure, no problem.
I sure didnt know what cleaning there was to be done in
that room, though. Hikari-san politely thanked me and
resumed cleaning Kunagisas room.
After a single sweep of the room, she stopped and
crouched to the floor with a sigh.
I apologize. Im just a little exhausted.
Why not take a break?
No, Ill be fine. Rei-san would get mad anyway. Ive said it
before, but shes so strict. Ill be fine. Im peppy. Thats my
one positive trait. Im fine. Please forgive me for causing you
concern, she said firmly, then exited the room.
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I let out a sigh. Sure seems to have it tough. Maybe its
just my assumption, but seeing her like that, it seems as if
shes bearing an awfully big load on her own.
Do you feel a little like youre watching yourself?
Its not like that, but yknow, I do feel a bit of sympathy
for her. She did seem to be miserable, after all. Rei-san and
Akari-san seemed to have a distinct division in their heads that
this was just work, but Hikari-san didnt seem to be able to
mentally process it that way. It was like the concept of work
hadnt been figured into her internal circuit. Perhaps there
were circumstances surrounding that.
As for the other maid, Teruko-san, I wasnt sure what she
was thinking, so I couldnt comment.
Everybodys suffering through something, Ii-chan,
Kunagisa said knowingly. Everybody knows hardship, or even
if they dont, theyre at least exerting effort somewhere.
Hikari-san, your pal Nao-kun, Akane-chaneveryone. If
theres anyone who lives without suffering or exerting effort,
its probably me.
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The floors were uncarpeted hardwood. In some ways it
reminded me of the art room in my elementary school, except
of course that this room wasnt lined with scarred-up desks
and there werent any fake-looking plaster sculptures. It
wasnt as big either. The total area of the atelier was probably
around half the size of the room Kunagisa was staying in.
Welcome. Take a seat over there, Kanami-san said, after
briefly staring at me in cold silence. Shinya-san must have
been in his room or someplace, as Kanami-san was the only
person there. I walked past a shelf containing paint and paint
supplies and took a seat as told.
I faced Kanami-san. Thanks for doing this.
I couldnt deny that she was a pretty woman. With blond
hair and blue eyes, she was like one of those well-bred young
ladies you see in old films. An intellectual, at that. And even
more, she had artistic talent. It was like she had Gods favor.
No, maybe I cant say that.
She had bad legs, and until a few years ago, she couldnt
even see. I guess it would be pretty damn low of me in all my
able-bodied good fortune to gripe. But on the other hand,
Kanami-san herself didnt seem to view her condition as a
handicap or disability.
God is fair. If I had been able-bodied, it wouldve
conversely been unfair to ordinary people. Legs are just a
decoration. Even when I gained my eyesight, my world
didnt really change. The world looked just as Id thought.
Natural selection and fate have unusually bad taste.
All of these are quotes from Kanami-sans art books.
Kanami-san sat in a round, wooden chair just like the one I
was sitting in. She was in a dress, so it looked mildly
uncomfortable, I noticed.
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Kanami-san, is that what you wear when youre painting?
Are you doubting my fashion sense?
Her face grew subtly more stern. It seemed that this was
no joke. She was actually miffed. I scrambled to weasel my
way out.
No no, I didnt mean that. I was just thinking your clothes
might get dirty.
I dont go and change my clothes every time I paint
something. Up to now, Ive never dirtied my clothes even once
while painting. Im not an idiot.
Oh, I see.
I guess it was like being an expert calligrapher. In
retrospect, getting paint on your clothes is probably a pretty
amateur blunder. To Kanami-san, one of the top artists in the
entire world, the mere suggestion was probably rude.
I shrugged.
But is it really okay painting someone like me?
Whats that supposed to mean? she snapped with the
same stern expression. She seemed to be in a pretty awful
mood. Or no, maybe this was her default setting.
Er, no, its just that, wont it decrease your worth as an
artist?
Like, for example, it was probably safe to say that Kunagisa
had technological skill like no one else in the world. However,
she only ever used that technology for fun, so the number of
people who actually acknowledged her as amazing and
brilliant was extremely small.
Authority comes from results. Not doing and not being
able to do are the same thing.
Apparently that was Kunagisas case.
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I figured it was the same with painters. If you just choose
your subjects randomly and mess around all the time, its hard
to get other people to acknowledge your worth as an artist.
But Kanami-san renounced my ideas.
Didnt I just tell you Im not an idiot? Do you have a brain
at all? I dont go around choosing subjects. You know, if you
keep your mouth shut, people wont see how stupid you are,
so why dont you do just that?
My heart sank.
I just I hate that kind of thinking. It makes me want to
puke. Oh, there were no good subjects to paint. My model
was no good. The environment was all wrong. Thats not
the kind of subject I should be painting. And its not just with
painters either. Even you know people who say obnoxiously
egotistical things like Oh, this isnt what I want to do or Oh,
I dont know what I want to do, right?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, myself.
For gods sakes, she sighed. I hate people who bitch
about what they want and dont want to do, putting their own
ineptitude on a pedestal. I want to tell them to stop living like
pricks. I dont mean they should all die, but they should be
more humble. Just paint anything and stop whining all the
time. I dont care if its some boring jerk or a pile of bug guts.
Id turn it into gorgeous art.
Regardless of how sweet and pretty she looked, she sure
was full of herself. She was so uncompromising that she didnt
even forgive others who compromised.
Being compared to a pile of bug guts wasnt my favorite
thing in the world, but if she could paint that, surely she could
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paint me. It seemed that making any further thoughtful
comments would just end badly, so I decided to stay quiet.
I noticed that behind Kanami-san was a canvas. An
underangle view of the cherry blossom tree was drawn on it in
pencil. The one she had been looking at this morning with
Shinya-san.
It was so precisely drawn, it was like a monochrome
photograph. With about ten million pixels. No, thats dumb.
There was no need to cheapen such an intricate drawing with
that kind of metaphor.
I pointed to the picture. When did you draw that?
This morning. Got a problem?
It was early morning when she was observing the tree. That
was about five hours earlier. In other words, she had drawn
this amazingly detailed picture in a mere five hours. A
drawing like this shouldve taken at least a week to complete.
Without thinking, I shot her a skeptical expression. She
grimaced back at me audaciously.
Only idiots spend three or four months doing something
you can finish in a week. Idiots or lazy people. And since Im
neither, I did this picture in three hours. It doesnt take me
any longer than that.
Huh.
Being the pure embodiment of laziness myself, this was
painful to hear. It stung. I wished Kunagisa couldve heard it,
too.
Right? Even you have to agree a little, too, right? she said
in a cruel tone, demanding my concurrence. I couldnt help
but feel as if she were attacking me with a direct insult. And I
doubt that was just a false impression.
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Uh, no, well, I mean yeah. Er, but anyway, youre really
good.
Yeah, sure, she answered, completely uninterested in my
generic praise. It really was an exceedingly bland comment for
me to make, in retrospect. Youre really good. It sounds like
something a five-year-old would say.
Uh, so, Kanami-san, you do detail pictures?
I do all kinds of pictures. Didnt you know?
Oh yeah, Id put my toot in my mouth again. The woman
before my eyes was Ibuki Kanami-san, the woman artist who
denied having any style and took no stance. Whether it be
detailed or abstract, there was no picture she couldnt or
wouldnt paint.
She squinted just one eye at me. I dont get hung up on
one style. Its not a rule set in stone, but getting too hung up is
just plain crazy. Its nuts. If theres one thing in life I want to
do as I please, its painting.
You may be right, huh? Unable to argue or concur, I
settled with a simple nod. Perhaps able to see through me, she
returned my nod with a contemptuous sneer.
Hey, have you ever seen my art?
Well, a few times in some of your art books. But owing to
my ignorance, this is the first time Ive seen it directly.
Hmm, and what did you think of it? Not the art book
stuff, but that cherry blossom one.
To me, Kanami-sans question was a bit of a surprise. I
never figured that so-called geniuses cared much about other
peoples opinions of them. Starting with Sonoyama Akane-
san, none of the people at ER3, including that deplorable
group of study-abroad participants, had any vanity or desire
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for glory, and nobody cared about how they looked in other
peoples eyes.
I know my worth better than anyone else does. I dont
need to sit here and be evaluated by a bunch of brainless
slackers. This was their unanimous way of thinking. Probably
why I wasnt a big fan of theirs.
Um, I said, groping for an answer, well, its a very pretty
picture.
A pretty picture, huh? she repeated my line. You know,
theres no need to try and flatter me. I wont get mad.
Well, its just that I dont really have much judgment or a
critical eye for this kind of thing. But yeah, I think its a pretty
picture.
Hmm pretty?
She wore an utterly disappointed expression as she stared
at her canvas. She muttered something to herself.
Pretty prettyprettypretty. Thats not the kind of
compliment you give to art.
Eh?
Hmm, you dont get it, huh? Damn, I really dont want to
do this. What a waste.
She let out a heavy sigh, hunched over a bit, and picked up
the canvas.
She lifted it up over her head
and smashed it into the hardwood floor.
The sound of splintering wood.
Of course, it wasnt the floor that had broken.
Hey, wh-what are you doing?
As you can see, Im disposing of my screwup. Ah, why did
it have to come to this?
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That decidedly shouldve been my line. She stared down at
the shattered remains of her canvas, a sorrowful expression on
her face, and let out another sigh.
Geez, it looked like it wouldve been worth about twenty
million one day.
Twenty million yen?
Twenty million dollars.
Different unit.
Of course, were talking about several decades later.
Artists can be pretty reckless sometimes, huh?
I couldnt help but feel guilty that my crappy comments
had invited this disaster.
You shouldnt feel like you did something wrong. This is
my responsibility. Im not the kind of imbecile who pushes
her own responsibilities onto other people.
But Im just an amateur. You didnt have to do something
like that based on the opinion of an amateur.
Its not art if you get to pick who looks at it, she insisted.
So thats how it was.
I could understand that.
Her words and her manner were filled to the brim with
spitefulness, but to be sure, this woman was an artist to the
bone.
But it was so realistic, it was just like a photograph.
Thats not a compliment either, you know. Listen, if you
have a habit of complimenting people by saying its just like
blah blah blah, I think youd better quit it. Its really an insult
of the highest order. If you absolutely have to box everything
into a style, though, I guess theres no hope. She turned back
toward me. I suppose I can understand why you say it was
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like a photograph, though. After all, photographs originally
spawned from drawings.
Is that right?
Yeah. You didnt know? She raised an eyebrow at me.
It seemed saying, You didnt know? was her habit.
The person who invented daguerreotype photography was
a factual artist. Apparently the study of perspective is related
to the invention of the camera. Youve heard of the camera
obscura, right?
Heard of it, yes. The so-called dark chamber. The
phenomenon where if you make a hole in one spot on the wall
of a pitch-black room, the outside scenery will project onto
the opposite wall. It was quite an old technology, dating back
to the days of the Roman Empire, and even having been
mentioned by Aristotle. Supposedly it was the origin of the
camera.
It was just one invention used to create accurate images.
The main idea behind perspective is to show things the way
they really look. Thats how the French artist Courbet put it.
He also made such realist remarks as Ive never seen an angel,
so why would I paint one? It goes against my philosophy,
though. If you get a kid to draw something, it never has any
perspective or depth, right? Everythings just displayed in the
foreground. The size of objects is also chosen at whim, so for
example a house and a person are the same size, or the most
important thing is drawn the biggest. In other words, what
theyre putting on the canvas isnt what the objects look like,
its how the objects feel. If you believe that drawing pictures is
a form of personal expression, then I think thats the correct
way to do it. If you think about it like that, a drawing that
looks just like a photograph isnt a good drawing at all, is it?
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Wow
As soon as she had broken out the professional lingo, I lost
my grip on what she was talking about. And with all her
chitchat she hadnt even started setting up to paint. When was
she planning to get started already?
Though truth be told, photographs arent such an accurate
representation of reality either. If you edit a photograph well,
its not hard to fool people. Maybe theyre not so different
from paintings, in the sense that theyre both selective.
Uh, Kanami-san, were you going to draw me?
Right now Im memorizing.
Just as I thought I was about to be called incompetent
again, she spoke to me with unexpected gentleness.
Maybe you didnt know? Im the type who has to do her
work alone. When Im with other people my focus goes
wacko.
She sounded like Leonardo da Vinci. Artists who dont
look and paint at the same time werent the kind of thing you
heard about every day, but they werent the most uncommon
thing in the world either, so I wasnt particularly surprised.
So when I do portraits, I just have to rely on my memory.
You can do that?
To me, memory and perception are synonymous.
Now she sounded like Hannibal the Cannibal.
Lets just stay and talk like this for the next two hours.
Then Ill start painting after you leave. Ah, after I redo this
cherry blossom picture, that is. I want to turn it into
something at least you can comprehend. For your painting, Ill
need to put down two layers of color, so itll take a little while
to draw. I should be able to give it to you tomorrow morning.
Youll give it to me?
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Sure. I dont need that kind of painting. I have no interest
in paintings that are finished. Ill sign it, so if you sell it you
should be able to make something decent. Of course you
could always destroy it if you dont like it, but that seems like
a bit of a waste. It should be worth about fifty million.
What a materialistic conversation.
Sigh.
Hey, by the way, I hear youre on bad terms with Akane-
san, is that right?
Thats right. Or really, its sort of a one-sided hatred on
her part. As an individual, as a scholar, as a researcher, as a
member of the ER3 Seven Fools, I personally have nothing
but goodwill and respect for Sonoyama Akane, but
But? Whats that supposed to mean?
She gave a little smirk. As for just plain Sonoyama
Akane, I despise her.
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Its a Japanese-Western compromise.
Kinda like two different martial arts styles, huh?
Handicap notwithstanding, I was thoroughly trounced.
Seven times in a row.
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If you blind yourself to the fact that your opinion is
entirely wrong, youre essentially right.
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Seriously.
To give something more objective, Akagami Iria was a
classy woman. She wore her pretty black hair in a roll,
coupled with an expensive-looking dress. She was actually
somewhat mismatched, but her excessive classiness more than
made up for it. She seemed to be around the same age as me,
still in her twenties, but man, upbringing and lineage really do
have their effects on people. Of course, theres always other
factors as well, but those things are important for sure. Thats
always been the case.
Akagami Iria.
The black sheep granddaughter of the Akagami
Foundation.
Well then, now that Kunagisa-san is here, shall we
commence with the best part of the day? She put her hands
together like a little kid. Chow down. It seemed she was
fairly immature emotionally. It was probably safe to say she
wasnt the most worldly person out there, but it was probably
just as well to her.
Incidentally, this island, where people were largely free to
do as they wished, had a single rule: We all eat dinner
together. It was a simple rule that shouldnt have been hard
for anyone to follow, but indeed, quite a few so-called
geniuses had failed to do so and ended up leaving the island.
There are a lot of similarities between a genius and a person
with no common sense or decency.
Iria-san sat with two maids on either side of her. On her
left were Teruko-san and Rei-san. On her right, Akari-san and
Hikari-san. There was no way to distinguish between Akari-
san and Hikari-san, so I couldnt tell which one was which.
Theoretically one wouldve been able to tell them apart by
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their facial expressions and gestures and such, but for the
nonobservant type like myself, it was a challenge. Kunagisa
seemed to be able to distinguish between the two (which was
no mystery, since it was Kunagisa, after all), but depending on
the conversation, she seemed to have trouble distinguishing
who was Iria-san. Nobody seemed to mind.
Now then, everybody raise your glasses cheers! she said
almost as if singing, her glass raised high in the air. Everyone
else, including myself, did likewise. But it bore mentioning
that my glass and Kunagisas glass were filled not with wine,
but with juice.
After all, we were underage.
A number of dishes were set beautifully around the table.
They were the proud masterpieces of chef extraordinaire
Sashirono Yayoi. Ill start with the dish closest to me and go in
that order:
Crowned lamb roast, cappuccino-based sweet potato soup,
foie gras terrine with truffle gnocchi, steamed blue mussels,
Belgian eel simmered in green sauce, pickled herring, whale
meat sashimi, sauce-covered ravioli, ostrich meat carpaccio,
fruit salad, potato salad with egg, and, finally, oil-sauted
mushrooms.
Yup, I was clueless.
Probably because Yayoi-san had created each dish
specifically to cater to the respective tastes of each guest, even
after hearing the names, I had no idea what I was eating. But
that was neither here nor there. Its not like a name has that
profound of an influence on the thing itself.
I think.
After all this, there was said to be dessert as well. If you
thought about it, it was really a copious quantity of food. And
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with Yayoi being the culinary maestro she was, the food was
so delicious that I all but entirely neglected to watch my
weight. Granted, Yayoi-san had apparently factored that into
her cooking.
After factoring in the nutritional value, its still this
amazing. She really is a genius, I muttered to myself more
than a couple of times.
Speaking of which, I had spoken to Yayoi-san a bit during
lunch. When I had gone to the dining hall, she happened to be
the only other person around, so I used the opportunity to
inquire about the popular rumors about her.
In other words, what was this secret power that allowed
her to make any dish better than any other chef?
That was the question.
Upon hearing it, Yayoi-san gave a curious smirk.
Im afraid reality doesnt quite live up to the legends.
Unlike Himena-san, I dont have any sort of wild superpowers.
Basically, its just effort and discipline.
Really?
Well, I suppose I can imagine what might have started
such a rumor. My senses of taste and smell are a little, well, a
lot stronger than the average persons.
She flicked out her tongue. To give an anecdotal example,
ah, okay, like Helen Keller. She was blind, but they say she
could distinguish between people just by their smell. Im a
little bit like that. My sense of smell isnt quite that amazing,
but, for example
She took my arm and, without warning, licked the palm of
my hand. I never would have dreamed things would have
ended up like this, and I nearly let out a yelp, though
somehow I managed to suppress it.
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With her tongue still out, she gave an Einsteinish grin.
Youve got type AB blood, dont you? she said. Negative,
right?
Being so told, it occurred to me that she was right. A
public health doctor once told me, You have an extremely
rare blood type. So Yayoi-san was right for sure, but
You can really tell all that just by licking my skin?
Well, by licking your sweat, to be specific. My tongue can
distinguish between approximately twenty thousand flavors,
dividing them into twenty levels of intensity. My sense of
smell is probably around half that good, I suppose. She tilted
her head thoughtfully. It was a cute mannerism. Im not
smart like Sonoyama-san; Im terrible at art, unlike Ibuki-san;
Im not particularly skilled with machines like Kunagisa-san; I
certainly dont have special powers like Himena-san; and
theres not much else Im any good at, but Ive had just this
one strong gift since I was a kid. I figured becoming a chef was
the only way to take advantage of it.
Perfect taste, they call it.
Its like the taste version of perfect pitch, except perfect
taste isnt something you can acquire with training. In other
words, Sashirono Yayoi-san was, to just come out and say it,
one of the lucky few chosen by God. Among the highly
skilled, there are two types of people: those who are chosen,
and those who choose themselvesthose who were born with
it, and those who work for it. Of course, Yayoi-san had
discipline and effort, but she was evidently the former type.
So the path of a chef was not really something she had
chosen. She had been born with this gift, and for that reason
had gone on to study gastronomy, travel to the West, and
polish her inborn talents even further.
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The idea of flavor ultimately stems from each individuals
ability to judge taste. How well a person can utilize and take
advantage of flavor as if it was their own possessionthat was
largely connected to ones skill as a cook, and well reflected in
Yayoi-sans own cooking.
Well, thats the chopped logic of it, but it doesnt mean
much practically. To put it a better way, Yayoi-sans cooking
was damn good.
If you thought of the round table as a clock with Iria-san
sitting at twelve oclock, then Sashirono Yayoi-san was at
three oclock next to Teruko-san and Rei-san.
At four oclock was Sakaki Shinya-san. As you would
expect from the man who had long been employed as
Kanami-sans caretaker, he looked not the least bit
intimidated, and was actually rather stately-looking.
Then next to him sat Ibuki Kanami-san at the five oclock
position. Behind her was her wheelchair, which she had likely
used to come to the dining room. She didnt seem to be in a
particularly bad mood, but she didnt look very cheerful
either.
At six oclock was Kunagisa. This meant she was sitting
directly across from the mistress of the house, Akagami Iria-
san. That was more than enough to make me nervous, but
really that didnt matter; to Kunagisa, the word nervous didnt
even exist in the Japanese language.
Then in lucky seat number seven sat myself.
Next to me at eight oclock sat Sonoyama Akane-san of the
Seven Fools. She was completely immersed in the devouring
of Yayoi-sans cuisine. She had much more of an appetite than
you might expect. Of course, she was a human being before
she was a scholarwhether or not she would admit it
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herselfand you cant live if you dont eat, but even if you
disregarded that, she was a serious eater. Even I felt satisfied
just watching her eat. It seemed to me that Yayoi-san mustve
been really proud to see her devouring her food so delightedly.
Next to Akane-san at nine oclock sat the fortune-telling
master, the one with ESP superpowers, Himena Maki-san. At
some point she had apparently changed clothes, and was now
adorned in an entirely different fashion than this morning. She
wore a halter-neck striped shirt with a pale, pink cardigan and
sheep-printed cropped pants. Her hair was up in twin
ponytails. Possibly because she noticed me looking at her, she
looked back at me with a strangely unpleasant sneer and sank
her teeth into some roast lamb. It was an expression that said,
I know everything, but Im not saying anything, and it made
me wholly uncomfortable.
It never ends.
At ten and eleven oclock sat Akari-san and Hikari-san.
Teruko-san was completely silent and mostly expressionless.
She just placed food in her mouth like it was a mechanical
process. For someone to be able to eat this food without any
sort of reaction, it made you wonder if she had any sense of
taste. In the face of the three sisters air of youthfulness, Rei-
san, in contrast, had the look of a mature, uptight career
woman. I hadnt heard her talk much, but judging from her
appearance, she seemed to be the strict type, and I had heard
the corroborating sob stories of Hikari-san several times by
now.
So there you have it.
Thats all twelve people.
Lucky number?
With a face like this?
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Just babbling again. What kind of meaning lay in things
like that? I was very obviously standing out here. You could
even call me the black sheep. Then again, there had never
been a place where I didnt stand out. Not Kobe, not
Houston, not Kyoto, and not even on this island.
In this wide world, theres only one me.
Eh, whatever.
I like loneliness.
No bluff.
Even if I was bluffing.
Oh by the way, if I can change the subject Iria-san said,
bringing the individual conversations that had been developing
up to now to an immediate halt. The power to direct the table
conversation lay in Iria-sans hands alone. It was the selfish
privilege befitting an upper-class girl.
She continued, raising her voice.
It seems there are already rumors floating around, so Ill
go ahead and make the announcement. This is about the next
guest. The latest genius to grace this house.
All eyes were on Iria-san. Well, all except for Kunagisa,
who continued to chow down on whale meat. To deliberately
try and capture that girls attention was quite a difficult task.
Id like to emphasize that our new guest is the possessor
of such extraordinary, glorious talent that it even bears
comparison to you all. Id like very much to welcome this
person, so please cooperate, okay?
Each person gave a personalized reaction. The part about
bearing comparison to everyone seemed to really shake things
up. With everyone seemingly restraining themselves, only the
very ordinary Shinya-san dared speak up.
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Question. Just who is this person? I dont really know a
whole lot just from the rumors Ive heard, but they say its a
real jack-of-all-trades. Is that right?
You could say that. Weve only met once before, but,
yeah, once was enough. This person is my hero. She gazed
up, evidently deep in thought. A truly heroic existence, to
me. Like a detective in a mystery novel or a monster in a
monster movie.
A monster?
I could feel my eyebrows raise of their own accord. Iria-san
had just dropped a reference to monster movies, but was that
really an accurate description of this person? That wasnt the
kind of vocabulary you typically used to describe a person, and
even if you did, it definitely wasnt a compliment.
Thats quite the hard sell. Sounds like we can expect quite
a bit from this individual, Shinya-san said with a boisterous
chuckle. I hear this person can do all sorts of things such as
paint wonderfully and so on?
Ive never seen it, but I wouldnt be surprised. I imagine
something as simple as painting a picture shouldnt be a
challenge.
As youd expect, this seemed to have wounded Kanami-
sans pride. She looked a little bitby which I mean
ridiculouslymiffed.
Might we possibly be graced with knowing the name of
this superior specimen, Iria-san? Kanami-san said. Her tone
had a bite to it.
I had thought of this that morning as well, but Kanami-san
really did have a lot of pride. Thats not necessarily a bad
thing, but its not strictly a good thing either. Far be it for me
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to cast aspersions about the way Kanami-san chose to live, but
to say the least, I knew I could never live like that.
Irias expression suggested that she didnt understand why
Kanami-san was so mad (and in reality that probably was the
case), and she answered plainly, Aikawa-san.
Pure dumbfoundedness.
At this point, Kanami-san seemed like the stupid one.
Owing to an extremely busy schedule, Aikawa-san will
only be staying here for three days, but everyone, please be
friendly. Aikawa-san is a big deal to me. You could even call it
love.
Iria-sans cheeks turned bright red. Seeing that childish
mannerism, her audience was thrown even further into
bewilderment. It felt like she couldve made any demand,
however bossy, and everyone wouldve forgiven it. She
innately had that sort of air about her.
Probably her lineage to blame again.
Even still, Aikawa
Id never heard the name, ignorant as I was. I looked over
at Kunagisa to see her reaction, but she was still eating. When
that girl was focused on something, she was always like that.
More incorrigible than a child and harder to handle than an
animal. Well, then again, at least she knew how to sit in a
chair.
Oh, Im so looking forward to it. To think Aikawa-san is
coming again. Ive asked so many times. Its like a dream. Oh,
what if it really was a dream? she said as if in a daze. Judging
from her current state, Iria-san must have been pretty head-
over-heels for this Aikawa guy. It was like she was talking
about the man she had been in love with for years and years.
She spoke his name with great reverence.
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Ah, speaking of which, Kunagisa-san, she said, turning
the conversation toward Kunagisa. You were going to leave
before then, isnt that right?
Hmm? Oh, yup yup, she responded. She never stopped
moving the chopsticks she held in her hands. The fact that she
was holding a chopstick in each hand was enough of a
testament to her bad table manners. Yup, four more days.
Thats really too bad. Its going to be such a great
opportunity. Id really like you to meet Aikawa-san. Theres
really no way?
Afraid not. Im from a world where once youve planned
something you cant change it. They even call me the Living
Time Table. Ii-chan, too, of course.
Dont drag me into this, I thought. Coming to this island in
the first place was never part of my time table.
Iria nodded with a truly disappointed look on her face. Is
that so? Say, could it be that youre not having a good time
here? It doesnt seem like youve left your room much.
Im from a world where people dont leave their rooms
much. But no, Im having fun. Lots of fun. I can have fun
anywhere, anytime, all the way.
Her words made me stiffen a bit. There was no
exaggeration in what she said. For someone whos so
completely immersed in their own world, theres never a time
that isnt fun. And what of all other emotions? How tragic
must it be to always be having fun, no matter where you are?
That was something I already knew the answer to.
Ah, is that so? Iria shrugged. But Kunagisa-san, surely
even you would find some value in meeting Aikawa-san.
Meeting a person like that, youre bound to find some
inspiration.
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As if she had been waiting for the perfect timing, Kanami-
san broke into the conversation. Being influenced by another
person is proof of ones mediocrity. Of ones impotence. How
ridiculous. I dont know what kind of person this Aikawa is,
but I sincerely doubt theres any need to meet him.
Now now, is that a fact? Playing devils advocate with
Kanami-san was the obvious choice, Sonoyama Akane. I
spent several years surrounded by the finest minds in the
world, and I know for a fact that if I hadnt had that
experience, I wouldnt be where I am today. You can better
yourself just by spending time with brilliant people.
The ER3? What a joke. You must be stupid. Why would
anyone ever want to bind themselves to such an organization?
Kanami sneered.
I dont consider that Im binding myself. Everyone is free
to move about as they please and help hone one anothers
skills.
Free? Dont just throw that word around. An
organization with no restrictions isnt an organization at all. In
the end, even you were just a member of the hierarchy, isnt
that right? What a crock. Ive been here on this island with
you for a while now, but I certainly dont feel as if Ive
become any more refined. If anything, my worth is
decreasing.
They glared at each other. To act this way in front of a
whole group of people, they really were childish. I was a little
bit appalled.
The maids tried their best to mediate, but Iria-san had a
look of pure delight on her face as she watched the dueling
pair, so they retrained from stepping in. This kind of situation
wasnt really my cup of tea. Meanwhile, Yayoi-san looked
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fairly indifferent as well, while Maki-san looked entirely
unimpressed, and Shinya-san seemed to have written the
whole dispute off as an everyday occurrence. It was amazing
that not a single person there could stop them.
Ah, wait, there was someone.
Just one person.
After all, Ibuki-san, humans are a colonial species. People
such as yourself who act like bums and expect special
treatment all ought to rethink their lifestyle, if you ask me, I
said.
I suppose that means you cant function without being
surrounded by other people. People arent migratory fish, you
know. And I dont expect special treatment. I just dont put
myself down. I live honestly, and assess things as they really
are, Kanami snapped.
Hmm, I wonder.
Hmm, I wonder? Ah, more vague questions. You think
you look clever by taking an ambiguous stance without ever
clearly stating your opinion. Yeah, real clever. I wonder,
Kanami said.
This is a little hard to listen to.
A voice.
It was Kunagisa.
She pouted her lips out like a sulky kid and looked at
Kanami-san.
This is hurting my ears, Kanami-chan, Akane-chan.
In an instant, she had drawn everyones attention. Nobody
had expected Kunagisa, of all people, to say that.
I had had quite a few experiences with Kunagisa in the
past, so it wasnt beyond imaginable. Kunagisa Tomo hated
watching people fight quite a bit. Considering her usual
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happy-go-lucky attitude, it might have been a little
unexpected, but it did make some sense. She was a fun-loving
girl, which meant she didnt like situations that werent fun.
The logic was as simple as that.
Im sorry. I went too far. Somewhat surprisingly, it was
Kanami-san who apologized first. In turn, Akane-san couldnt
help but acknowledge that Kanami-san, too, was a prominent
woman of respectable status.
I was wrong, too, she said, awkwardly avoiding eye
contact.
They both hung their heads and stared at the floor.
Though the atmosphere was still distinctly awkward, at least
the fiasco seemed to be over.
Until Maki-san ruined it completely.
This is gonna get worse before it gets better, she
muttered with an icy voice and audacious grin. Just what was
this fortune-teller chick trying to butt in with, now that things
had finally settled down? Meanwhile, Iria-sans eyes were
twinkling with excitement.
Is that a prophecy? she asked. What do you mean its
going to get worse before it gets better? This is so fascinating.
Will you tell us?
I wont. Im not saying anything. Nope. As she spoke, she
cast a sideways glance in Kunagisas direction. Im not quite
so arrogant as to get the rest of the world involved.
Whats that supposed to mean? I protested without
thinking. As for Kunagisa, she had already turned her full
attention back to nutritional intake. It was as though this
really was nothing more than a simple annoyance to her.
Maki-san, what do you mean by that?
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Theres no meaning. Just like theres no meaning in your
actions. You know, youre, wow, so youre the kind of guy
wholl get angry for the sake of a complete stranger, huh?
Thats not a very good thing. Its not bad, per se, but its not
good.
Oh my, and why is that? Iria-san said, stepping into our
conversation. Or rather, maybe I was the one on the sideline.
I think its wonderful to be able to get angry on behalf of a
stranger. Thats not so common in the world nowadays.
Thats because people who can expose their emotions for
the sake of someone else are the same people who blame
things on others when something goes wrong. I despise people
like you.
It had to be the first time in quite a while that someone
had spoken that harshly right to my face. Slowly, she brought
her glaring gaze to meet my eyes.
You just let yourself get carried along by other people.
Youre the type of person who ignores traffic lights just
because everyone else is doing it. Youre an abominable
excuse for a human being. They often say harmonize without
agreeing, but in your case, young man, its like youre
agreeing without harmonizing. I wont say thats bad. I wont
say anything as to that. Ones identity and ones worth are not
always connected. A train that runs along a track is better than
a train that doesnt. So I wont say anything as to that. But I
hate people like you. I despise them. People like you always
blame things on others, never acknowledging their own
responsibility.
Just carried along with the flow.
To be sure, that is how I lived.
However
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I dont recall
I hated it.
Meeting Kunagisa, I had grown thoroughly repulsed by it.
I dont recall you telling me that, Himena Maki-san.
Oh, are you angry? Gee, your boiling points a lot lower
than I expected. Are you the type who has mood swings all
the time?
Ii
Eat me.
Go screw yourself.
Go screw yourself go screw yourself go screw yourself
Go screw yourself, bitch
Ii-chan.
Tug.
Kunagisa yanked on my sleeve.
This isnt worth getting angry about.
Kunagisa Tomo.
Okay.
I felt a chill go through my body. The power drained from
my body. It was beyond weakness, closer to exhaustion. I
slumped in my chair.
Sorry. I was just joking, kay? Maki-san said to Kunagisa
with a terribly sweet smile.
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be there when it happened, so I didnt really have much to do
with it.
Nevertheless, I had no idea why Maki-san was digging into
me so much. Certainly I hadnt made a great first impression
on her, but that couldnt have been the only reason at this
point. It was obvious that she hated me, but that wasnt
reason enough to be harping on me so aggressively like this.
The opposite of affection is not animosity, but apathy. If
she just didnt like me, she wouldnt go so far out of her way
to pick on me like this. Why, out of this entire group of
brilliant people, would Himena Maki specifically target a
boring, ordinary person like me? We didnt have anything to
do with each other.
It was strange.
Brooding over the subject in my mind, I didnt think for a
moment about Maki-sans prophecy of the worsening of
things. If I had given it some thought, its not likely that
anything wouldve gone differently anyway, but looking back,
I cant help but regret that a little.
I guess there was nothing I could have done about that,
though.
After all, only Maki-san could have regretted things before
they happened.
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No.
I dont care about tonight, but take one tomorrow.
No.
Tomorrow Ill strip you down, tie your hands and feet,
and throw you in. If you dont want that, youd better do it
yourself.
Awww, what a drag. She half rose out of her chair to
stretch. I envy fish. They dont ever have to take baths.
Hmm, but I wonder if they get cold in the winter. Oh oh oh,
by the way, have you heard this before, Ii-chan? So, like, lets
say youre keeping a fish in a fish tank. And say you gradually
raise the temperature of the tank. Like you raise it so
gradually that the fish doesnt even notice. Eventually the
water gets so hot that its boiling, but the fishs body has
gotten used to the gradual change, so it can go on swimming
without even noticing how hot the water is. It sounds like a
lie, but its for real. Now, Ii-chan, what lesson can we gather
from this?
That global warming isnt a problem.
Ding ding ding! She looked utterly amused. What a
peppy chick, I thought, then without warning, she completely
collapsed. Face-first, belly-down, without breaking her fall.
I flinched.
Owww. That hurt.
No doubt.
What the hell are you doing?
Im hungry
You just ate a freaking feast.
That doesnt matter. I missed breakfast and lunch, so I
probably havent eaten enough. I slept all afternoon, so I dont
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have to sleep again until tomorrow, but I guess you really have
to make sure you sleep and eat properly.
Human bodies arent made for that kind of treatment.
I guess Im not human then. Lets get something to eat, Ii-
chan. Will you tie my hair up first?
I think Yayoi-sans probably already back in her room. She
gets up early, so dont you think shes already sleeping?
We couldnt just go wake her up so she would make some
dinner. We had to remember that she was a guest, too.
Hikari-chan is probably awake though. Hikari-chans
cooking is delicious, too, in a Hikari-chan kinda way. If Hikari-
chans asleep, too, Ii-chan, you can make me something.
Why me?
Well, cuz you look so a-meow-zing from behind when
youre cooking.
Ehehehe, she laughed naughtily, still facedown.
Okay okay okay. Fine fine. Understood, Miss Tomo. First
Ill tie that hair up, so get over here.
Oh me oh my.
I tied her hair in a loose ponytail. Then we left her room,
heading for the living room.
Ah, by the way, sorry about earlier.
About what? Ah, about the thing with Maki-chan. Yeah,
its okay. Ill forgive you. But really, compared to the old days,
youve gotten soft. I didnt think youd let her off with just a
single comment like that. I wonder if living in Houston
repressed you or something.
Yeah, well, living in a desert like that for five years, your
beliefs start to change. Im not sure if it matters that it was a
desert, though.
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You should tell me about it sometime. What happened
over there and stuff.
Youve changed a lot, too. Not so much on the outside,
but on the inside.
Theres nothing in this world that doesnt change. Its
panta rhei.
Handa Rei?
The cycling of all things Ii-chan, youre supposed to be
smart, so why dont you know anything?
I just have a bad memory. All I want is an average one,
really. Just enough of one so that I wouldnt forget the fun
times.
Just enough of one so that I could realize the world is full
of good things, too.
Ah, Akari-chan spotted, Kunagisa said, and charged
down the hallway. I looked to see that, indeed, Akari-san was
there. Or really, at this distance there was no way I could tell
whether it was Akari-san or Hikari-san. It was also possible
that it was Teruko-san with her glasses removed. But if
Kunagisa said it was Akari-san, it was most likely her.
By the time I reached them, Kunagisa and Akari-san had
already exchanged a few words. Kunagisa returned to my side
and Akari-san continued down the hall in the opposite
direction. I wondered about her. She must have had work left
to do, even at this hour. If that was the case, she really was
going above and beyond.
What did you talk about?
She says Hikari-chans in the living room.
Oh yeah? Thats convenient.
Of course, not everything in the world goes so smoothly.
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When we arrived in the living room, not only Hikari-san,
but also Shinya-san and my arch-nemesis Himena Maki-san
were there. The three of them sat on a horseshoe-shaped sofa,
engaged in lighthearted discussion. On the table were some
glasses and alcohol, plus some cheese on a big plate prepared
as a snack. Hikari-san promptly noticed our presence and
called out with a raised hand, Ah, Tomo-san! Having been
spotted, there was nothing we could do. We walked over and
joined them on the sofa.
Awkwardly, Kunagisa quickly snapped up the seat next to
Hikari-san, forcing me to sit next to Maki-san. All the same, I
couldnt bear the thought of turning tail and running now. It
was dishonorable to flee in the face of the enemy. But Maki-
san, seeming to see right through me, greeted me with a
wicked expression. Welcome to my club, she said boastfully.
Sorry about before. I guess I hit a touchy subject, she
apologized insincerely. Really, Im sorry. Anybody would get
mad about such a sensitive subject.
It wasnt a particularly sensitive subject.
Oh, it was. It was so pitiful. She sneered at me. Might
she have been drunk? No, she was like this all the time. In
fact, she was probably more pleasant when drunk. She slugged
down her wine in one gulp, then thrust her glass at me.
Now you drink, too, boy. Alcohol is good, you know. You
forget all the bad things.
Theres nothing so bad I want to forget.
And theres nothing so good you want to remember, she
giggled. I dont think your poor memory is to blame for not
having any happy memories. There are few happy things in
your life, and few sad things. Theres not much of anything at
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all. Its all empty. Its an emptiness scarier than darkness.
Ahahaha. Isnt life fun?
Retrocognition, telepathy.
It seemed the advertisements about her werent just
baloney. She was a damn clairvoyant.
Give me a break, Maki-san. This is just bullying.
Yup. Im bullying you. Now drink up.
I dont do alcohol. Im underage.
How by-the-book of you. Oh dear, youre being so cold.
Oh, Ii-chan, youre so cool! Is that what you want to hear?
Thats weird. I should call you the Boy Whos Cold Even in
the Summer.
She put her glass back in front of her with a bored
expression on her face.
Apparently quite starving, Kunagisa scarfed down the
cheese appetizer. She ate with two hands, displaying terrible
manners. Of course, knowing that it would cause no harm in
this situation, it was hard to care about stuff like that.
Its supreme, Valencay, and Maroille cheese, Hikari-san
explained sweetly. Apparently they were all good cheeses to
have with wine. Trying a single piece, I found that it was
indeed delicious, but probably only Kunagisa would be able to
stand a whole lot of it without even so much as some water.
How did it go with Kanami? Shinya-san asked me after a
while, cheese in hand. He seemed fairly interested. Did the
modeling go well?
Eh, I suppose. There were no problems, anyway.
Shes got a pretty foul personality, eh? He spoke without
euphemism, about his own boss, no less.
Oh no, she doesnt
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Is that so? Well, at least Ive never met a woman with a
worse personality than that.
I had.
She was sitting right next to me, drinking up.
No, she was fine, really Oh, but she did smash one of
her pictures all of a sudden, and that was surprising.
He smirked.
Oh, that yeah, yeah. When I got back to the atelier, she
was all, Shinya-san, dispose of this garbage. I was like, Who
are you, Picasso? Sorry about that. Thats just her thing.
Dont pay any attention to it. That womans seen quite a bit
of success without exerting much effort, so shes very
obstinate. She cant live without acting like a big shot.
Her thing?
Yeah, you know. If she acts like that, she looks like a
world-class artist, dont you think? Didnt she say all sorts of
artisty things to you? Sort of snooty things? Thats how she is,
you see.
Well, but, thats her true nature, right? I mean I
thought it was.
Oh, of course. Its unquestionably her true nature. But she
doesnt have to say that kind of stuff, now, does she? If she
were a real artist, she wouldnt talk like that. Kanami is a
genius, to be sure, but shes miles away from being an artist.
Shes just giving herself an image. At least, thats what I think.
Id appreciate it if she would peel away the faade, but you
know how it is. He looked a little sad. Seriously, he
continued, taking a sip of wine. As he wandered slightly off
topic, the glass of wine suited him quite well. It was a little
enviable.
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Thats the reason I asked you to be her model, too. She
doesnt do many portraits, you see.
Oh yeah? But she was saying she doesnt choose her
subjects.
Well, she doesnt, but Its a taste issue. She hates
people. No matter how she draws them, they complain, you
see. Plus, you know, because she used to be blind, and now
her legs are bad, and above all else she has that kind of
personality, she doesnt get along well with anyone.
Thats how geniuses are.
The only genius Id ever heard of who was at all good with
human relationships was Gauss.
People like Michelangelo were all supposedly widely
disliked. But with Michelangelo, it was because he didnt like
anybody to begin with.
You dont have to be a genius to be socially awkward,
Maki-san interjected with a phony innocent expression.
Ah, indeed.
That woman has a lot of pride about having reached
where she is on her own. So its no wonder she doesnt get
along with Sonoyama-san.
Indeed, Akane-san, who had honed her talents in a group
atmosphere at the ER3 system, and Kanami-san, who was a
raging individualist, were practically polar opposites. It was
only natural that they never hit it off.
It was I who taught art to Kanami-san, Shinya-san said.
Her eyes got better, and you have to understand, back then
she had nothing. No family, no special knowledge to speak of.
So I gave her a brush. I was only trying to comfort her, but
just a month later, she had surpassed me.
So youre an artist, too?
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I hadnt heard that.
He shrugged his right shoulder, a little embarrassed.
After Kanami-san surpassed me, I quit. When Verrocchio
realized da Vinci had surpassed him, he broke his own
paintbrush. I, too, grew to understand his feelings in that
moment. With this person of unbelievable talent right next to
me all the time, theres no need for me to paint pictures.
That morning, Shinya-san had told me we were alike. I
didnt know what he meant until now.
The Sakaki Shinya relative to Ibuki Kanami. It was just like
me relative to Kunagisa Tomo. Though he spoke badly of her,
it was clear to me now that Shinya-san had unconditional
affection for Kanami-san.
So youre the kind of guy who does everything for other
people, too, eh, Shinya-san? Maki-san said, as if reading my
mind (what an analogy). Of course in Shinya-sans case,
theres a charm to it, unlike with some people.
And whys that?
He doesnt go around blaming others.
She was going to bring me down blow by blow.
Um, hey hey Hikari-san interjected with a worried
look. Who wants something to drink?
Some kind of soda would be good.
Certainly, right away.
She pulled a small bottle of ginger ale out of the living
room fridge and quickly returned. With a bright smile, she
placed it beside me.
Please enjoy.
She really was quite the hard worker. I thought it would be
rude to keep fighting like this in front of her, so I forced my
wound-up nerves to relax.
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Gah, there I go blaming things on others.
Damn
Maki-san had me in the palm of her hand.
Hikari-chan, gimme a drink, too, Kunagisa said.
Certainly! She went over to Kunagisa with the ginger ale.
Come to think of it, youre underage as well, isnt that
right, Kunagisa-chan? Maki-san said. But its okay, isnt it?
How about it? Just one drink.
Please dont encourage her.
My my, playing guardian, are we? Maki-san sneered. Ah,
how wonderful it must be to be young.
But youre still young as well.
No, Im already twenty-nine. She spoke as if it were no
big deal, but I was a little surprised. She was always dressed
like such a kid, I figured she had to be about the same age as
Iria-san.
Wow. So that means youre the same age as Kanami,
Shinya-san said. Then Himena-san, you are still young. You
know, Im already thirty-two years old. Once you pass thirty,
you really start to feel your age. You get winded easily and
such.
Hikari-san, how old are you? I took the chance to ask.
Im twenty-seven.
So then, Akari-san is twenty-seven, too?
Yup. Were triplets, after all.
Twenty-seven I repeated the number a few times in my
head. Twenty-seven years old. Akari-san and Hikari-san, both
twenty-seven. Maybe this is rude of me, but they really didnt
look like twenty-seven. I almost wondered if there was some
sort of age-stopping mystery air flowing through the island.
Nah, not likely.
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This wasnt Neverland.
Akane-chan is thirty, right? And I think Yayoi-chan is
about thirty as well. Boy, when you sit down and think about
it, everyone sure is young. Iria-chan must really like young,
female geniuses.
Pretty lousy hobby, if you ask me.
Kunagisa nodded in agreement as she crammed her face
with cheese. Apparently having picked up a spicy piece, she
immediately went for the ginger ale and chugged it, but it
looked as if it went down the wrong pipe, and she released a
barrage of coughs. What the hell was she doing?
Shinya-san let out a sigh. I thought if I brought Kanami
here to cohabitate with other people, she might change a
little. Kind of like when you send a truant kid off to camp. But
this strategy seems to have been off the mark. It was kind of
like a last resort. At this point, shell probably be living like
that for the rest of her life.
Misunderstood by everyone.
Not expecting anyone to understand.
Not relying on anyone but herself.
Eating away at herself all the while.
Well, thats one way to live.
Look whos talking.
I dont think I even have to mention whose line that was.
Uh, speaking of which, Maki-san, why are you here on the
island? Shinya-san said. Ive been wondering for a while. Its
not just a vacation, is it?
It is. This place is a sweet deal. You get to live for free,
and you even get money for it. Its Xanadu. If I use the Net, I
can even still do fortune-telling. Its a world of convenience.
Nonstop good times.
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What a crappy excuse for an adult.
And pretty damn crappy, at that.
I dont recall hearing your story, Maki-san said, breaking
my silence. Why are you on this island then? And please dont
tell me something like you came here just because Kunagisa-
chan said she was going.
Dont act like you dont know, bitch.
Seriously, why was she picking on me like that? Maybe she
was really just making fun of me with no objective or reason
whatsoever.
It wasnt unthinkable.
Wrong, she said, then looked over at Kunagisa.
Fine, assuming guys like you dont matter anyway, why is
Kunagisa-chan here?
Just a whim, just a whim. I dont go making reasons for
every little thing I do.
I wonder. Maki-san gave a suspicious grin. I didnt know
what the deal with her personality was, but she seemed to be
getting along with everyone besides me rather well, including
Kunagisa.
Shes clever, unlike you.
Ah, getting sick of this? Getting tense? Hehehe, but I
wont stop. Im gonna keep playing with you until Im bored
of it.
She wore an absolutely sadistic smile.
I felt like captured game.
Telepathy, eh? Amazing as usual, Himena-san, but lay off
him, Shinya-san cut in. Youve chased a whole lot of brilliant
people off this island doing that. Hell be leaving soon enough
as it is, so theres no need to send him home any faster, right?
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Everyone I try to have fun with hates me. Its
discrimination against people with superpowers, I tell you.
Superpowers
They talked about it like it was an everyday thing, but did
such a thing really exist? Indeed, at the ER3 system, as a
comprehensive research center, they had even conducted
advanced psychological research relating to super abilities.
Psychokinesis, ESP, DOP, levitation, and teleportation. I had
seen any number of papers on the inexplicable, unobservable
subject in my time in the ER3 program, and even met a
person who claimed it was for real (though he was a phony).
But all I had concluded was that no matter how you
thought about it, that stuff was a bunch of bull. None of those
papers really explained anything, despite how hard they tried
to arbitrarily cram facts into conclusions.
It was what they called dry love. The dry love-filled
thesis papers of these phony scientists were, to be fair,
amusing in their own right, but thats all they were. They
certainly didnt have what it took to convince someone of
anything.
Thats just because you have a narrow mind.
Have you ever heard of the word privacy?
Its not my fault. I see what I see and I hear what I hear.
And by the way, trying to run away is futile. No matter where
you go, Ill know exactly where you are.
So, you have remote viewing and supersensitive hearing
powers, too! Kunagisa said. I know a lot of people with
special powers, but this is the first time Ive ever met someone
with so many. Multimulti. Amazing.
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Despite knowing that our pasts, futures, and minds were
all possibly being read right now, Kunagisa was without a care
in the world. Or maybe she didnt have any secrets to keep.
I really wanted psychokinesis, actually, but I ended up
gravitating toward ESP for some reason. Too bad I mean,
doesnt teleportation seem so convenient?
Psychokinesisreferred to as PKand ESP were
academically defined as two completely different abilities. In
mainstream metapsychology, its often said that the existence
of ESP can now be proven, though the same cannot be said
about PK. This is because the idea of PK is something
completely inhuman, while ESP is simply an extension of
actual human senses.
Fortune-telling is about all I can do with just ESP. Its not
such a useful ability, Maki-san said with a sigh.
Certainly there wasnt much she could have done apart
from fortune-telling, but I still felt skeptical about the whole
idea.
Maki-san, can you prove that you have these special
powers?
I dont think I need to. How would you, for example,
prove that you are you? Would you show us your drivers
license? Would you be convinced if I had a Superpowers
License? It doesnt matter anyway. Whether you think its
true or think its a lie or think its something else, that doesnt
affect anything anyway. Just like my knowing everything
doesnt change anything.
Mmm, I wonder.
You sure have a lot of doubt. Ah, okay, how about I give
you your fortune again? she said out of the blue, grinning at
me.
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Damn, I hadnt seen this coming.
You deceived me the first time, after all. Yeah, lets do it.
Its a good opportunity for you. I almost never do fortune-
tellings for free.
Ill pass.
Quick answer. You really hate me, huh? Hehehe, my
mentor always taught me to push peoples hatred onward, so
thats what I do.
I cant help but wonder if your mentor meant something
else.
Youre quite a liar, arent you? She began her fortune-
telling, regardless of what I had said.
You dont like showing your emotions, but you dont like
controlling them either, so you have many regrets. Even
though you let yourself get pushed around by other peoples
opinions, youre quite independent. When faced with a
challenge, you run away without deliberating, but youre not
dumb. And, you dont like competition. Sound about right?
Is that what you people call a cold reading? I shot back.
You couldve just said anything. Those are all things that hold
true for any person, to some extent.
Is that so? Hmm, maybe. Then lets talk about your
relationship with Kunagisa-chan. What we call a compatibility
reading. Hmm, both you and Kunagisa-chan are the type who
dont need friends. Yet for some reason you stick together.
And the reason for that is? Oh my, this part is fairly skewed.
You stay by her side because youre jealous of her. And while
youre jealous of her ability to express herself freely, she
somehow looks unhappy, regardless of whether or not she
really is. You see this girl who has everything you want and
can do all the things you cant do, yet she is still, for some
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reason, unhappy, and that makes you feel better. That makes
you feel like it doesnt matter if you cant get what you want.
Really? Kunagisa gave me a confused look. Whether it
was true or not, it wasnt okay to say such a thing right in
front of Kunagisa.
I shook my head. No, Maki-san, I think youve got me all
wrong. Im not such a complicated guy. Im simple as could
be.
Yeah, well, maybe, maybe not.
Say, Maki-chan, Kunagisa said, moving closer to her. If
thats really the case, then why do I spend time with Ii-chan?
Sorry, but I cant seem to read your mind or past. Maki-
san gave a shrug. Occasionally I meet someone like that. I
guess its a compatibility issue or something, but the aura
surrounding them is very ambiguous and hard to decipher. Its
like theyre in the dark, and its a little unsettling. It puts me
in a bad mood.
So maybe she was just venting on me.
How awful.
Himena-san, in light of the occasion. Ill go ahead and ask
a question, too. How does it feel to be able to see the future
and read peoples minds and such? Shinya-san said. Im just
curious.
Hmm. Thats like asking how things look to spiders with
their eight eyes. To attempt a simple explanation, its like
watching TV. Its like the entire room is covered with TVs,
and I dont have a remote. I cant turn them off, and I cant
change the channels, so all I can do is watch. Its like having a
few more brains than regular people, if you can imagine that.
I couldnt.
But I didnt get the chance to learn any more. Just as I was
about to ask, What do you mean, incident? I bit down on
my tongue, hard. Thus, I was unable to get the words out. But
even if I miraculously had somehow, it never wouldve
reached Kunagisas ears, nor anyone elses ears, including my
own.
It would have been drowned out by the other noise.
The shaking.
I soon realized it was an earthquake.
Gah! Shinya-san uttered.
Everyone, please, stay calm! urged Hikari-san, whose
profession demanded that she remain cool no matter what
happened.
Sonoyama Akane
Before earthquake: X
After earthquake: X
Kunagisa Tomo
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Hikari, Maki, Shinya)
After earthquake: X
Chiga Akari
Before earthquake: (Teruko)
After earthquake: X
Chiga Hikari
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Tomo, Maki, Shinya)
After earthquake: X
Chiga Teruko
Before earthquake: (Akari)
After earthquake: X
Sakaki Shinya
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Tomo, Maki, Hikari)
After earthquake: O (Maki)
Handa Rei
Before earthquake: O (Iria, Yayoi)
After earthquake: (Iria)
Himena Maki
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Tomo, Hikari, Shinya)
After earthquake: O (Shinya)
Akagami Iria
Before earthquake: O (Rei, Yayoi)
After earthquake: (Rei)
An inward-opening door.
On the other side, Akane-san laid facedown, her body
pointing toward us. As a result, the cross section of the cut
as well as all the flesh and bone and veins it revealedwas in
plain sight. It was a grotesque reminder that in the end,
human beings are nothing more than giant wads of organic
matter.
Yes.
It was yet another decapitated body.
Just like Kanami-sans body, the head had been completely
severed from the very base of the neck.
Ibuki Kanami
(murdered)
Sonoyama Akane
Before earthquake: X
After earthquake: X
(murdered)
Kunagisa Tomo
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Hikari, Maki, Shinya)
After earthquake: X
O (cant go down stairs alone)
Sashirono Yayoi
Before earthquake: O (Iria, Rei)
After earthquake: X
X (sleeping)
Chiga Akari
Before earthquake: (Teruko)
After earthquake: X
O (on the mainland)
Chiga Teruko
Before earthquake: (Akari)
After earthquake: X
O (on the mainland)
Sakaki Shinya
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Tomo, Maki, Hikari)
After earthquake: O (Maki)
O (Maki)
Handa Rei
Before earthquake: O (Iria, Yayoi)
After earthquake: (Iria)
(Iria)
Himena Maki
Before earthquake: O (Ii-chan, Tomo, Hikari, Shinya)
After earthquake: O (Shinya)
O (Shinya)
Akagami Iria
Before earthquake: O (Rei, Yayoi)
After earthquake: (Rei)
(Rei)
Victim:
Ibuki Kanami
Conditions:
Sealed room
River of paint (solved)
Time of incident:
Night, presumably after earthquake
Notes:
Decapitated body
Killer unknown
Victim:
Sonoyama Akane
Conditions:
Sealed room
Open window in a high location (unsolved)
Victim:
Kunagisa Tomo(s computers)
Conditions:
Unsealed room
No lock, enterable by anyone
Time of incident:
Between 10:00 a.m. and the end of breakfast.
However, everybody in the mansion was together
at that time. A time-sealed room?
Notes:
Destructors goal presumed to be the destruction of
image data taken from the scene of Ibuki Kanamis death.
By the way.
In Russian, the crows wet feathers supposedly means
the peak of despair. Given that, you could romantically
describe this island as the ultimate destination for those in
despair. Just as the opposite of affection isnt hatred, but
indifference, the opposite of hope isnt despair. Surely the
opposite of despair is apathetic acceptance of all things. That
sheer apathy laced with the absolute conviction that allows
you to approve of all things, saying, Yeah, thats finethat is
the opposite of hope.
Everything is here, so what more could I possibly need?
This apathy I felt was way over the line of normality. The
proverbial destination of all of ones emotions.
That noninterfering realm on the other side of the lake that
we all view at some point or another with admiring eyes laced
with envy. That domain on the other side of taboo, connected
to reality by a big equals sign.
To reach said domain, you had to make many sacrifices.
Whats more, it was a one-way ticket with no guarantees.
NI SI OI SI N
Born in 1983, take made his debut with the gorgeous, ultramodern
illustrations for NISIOISINs Zaregoto series. Just as that novel
cemented NISIOISINs reputation as one of the leading lights of
Japanese pop culture, takes illustrations for these best-selling novels
made him a star in his own right. His first-class character designs
have captured readers hearts, and he is now ranked as one of the top
young illustrators in Japan. take loves cats and manga genius Osamu
Tezuka.