Samba, Samba, Samba (RAP) : Capoeira

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Characters: Vishnu, Indra, varuna, vayu, surya, chandran, twins, Agni, kubera,

Narada, Ganesha, Mooshak and his mice Army Chief, athletes, badminnton
players, vijay goel, samba dancers...rajni
voice overs?
Narrator:
A grand gesture from vishnu and lakshmi to all the gods, demigods and goddess
and everyone in the devaloka. A two week vacation for the gods to gloat over
their finest human creations in the world at Rio. The feather in the cap is an
extravaganza, game day. Samba music,capoeira , carnival spirit and the
food...for a change the gods would gorge on the foods and drinks of the mortals.
Scene 1:
At indraloka
Indra was checking his e-mails on his SWARG-- pad. He got an e mail from
Vishnus PA.
Indra reads (in Australian accent):
This is an invitation for a 2 week paid vacation to Mr. Indra. The iteneray for the
two weeks is given below
Day 1: The game day. A huge party to celebrate the start of the olympic events
at Rio.
Samba , samba, samba (RAP)
Olympics and all you can eat buffet.
Burgers, pizzas, cheese wings.
Tacos, French fries, onion rings.
Ice cream, donuts, cookies, cakes.
Soda, chips, and chocolate shakes.
These are things you all can munch,
breakfast, dinner, snack and lunch.
Indra:
I dont even want to read any further. I am so happy. After a thousand years of
bringing thunder, I cant remember the last time I saw a game in the stadium.
Varuna (muttering): It was yesterdays T20 cricket match.
Indra: Oh! I think my memory is affected by sound pollution.
Scene 2:
Vacation fever already all over devaloka and all he devas wanting to fit in the
mortal worls are dressed like humans do.
Next day in Indras court all the devas are extremely excited abt their bash.
Except kubera.....
Kubera : lord, Do you think it is safe to have lord ganesha for the game day?...for
an all you can eat buffet?
Indra: are you joking? Ganesha is the prathameshwara, without him we cannot
start any event.
Kubera: lord you seem to have forgotten....dont you remember ganesha in my
palace....during the feast....i still feel a little jittery
ashwini twins just enter rapping
Ashwini twins: (RAP in petta rap tune)
partey...partey...
You have A piece of French fry fried to perfection,
At any match a great selection.

Whether waffle, crinkle, or even stake,


A small medium or large I will surly take
twins:OMG! My fries , my waffle
varuna: OMG! Cannot imagine an empty plate.
Chandra: Even I am not very enthusiastic about taking Ganesha to the gameday.
Surya: Me too.
Vayu: He is a lean, mean, eating machine
kubera and varuna jump and say
Kubera: lean?
Varuna: mean?
Vayu: well , he is an eating machine.....that no one can disagree with
Chandra: Also, it would be embarrassing to take an elephant headed god along
with us.
Indra:hmmm....let me think of a plan now....
So they go to Vishnu to convince him not to invite Ganesha.
Scene 3: At vaikunta
Vishnu: Welcome everybody. You all geared up for the bash
Kubera: We are all very excited Prabhu. But we have a concern.
Vishnu: What concern?
Surya: Prabhu! Do you remember what happened in Kuberas feast.
Chandra: Ganesha ate all the food that Kubera could provide. He has a great
appetite Prabhu.
Kubera: It was a nightmare Prabhu. Anyway we need somebody to look after
Devlok when we are gone.
Agni : who is better qualified than our very own Ganesha. After all he is Uddanda
(Nemesis of Evils and Vices)
All the Gods together: Please Prabhu. We need to protect our thrones when we
are gone.
Vishnu: True, we need somebody to guard. There were always opportunistic
demons waiting to invade devlok. Now i need to worry abt the god men and
babas of the world. They are worse..
vishnu with a twinkling smile, mumbles let me see how the devas tackles this
adventure
Vishnu : I think you all are right. Let me withhold my invitation to Ganesha and
give him the duty to guard the devaloka. I will make it upto him some other time.
Narada Muni who was the witness to the whole drama runs to Ganesha.
Scene 4:
Narada: Narayana!Narayana! Prabhu, Pranam! I hope all is well at your end
lord.....until now
Ganesha: Haha! Everything is first class Naradha....(munching his modaka)
what brings you to this part to the swargaloka, naradha?
Narada: well... i dont know how to say it prabu...
Ganesha: well...you have come all the way to say it...so out with it ...spill it
Narada.
Narada: Do you know all the gods and Demi Gods are having a Game day in Rio?

Ganesha: I am not interested in any gameday. i am lookin fwd to my birthday


Narada...
(Drooling, thinking abt all the modaka, kadubu and all the treats his bakts were
going to present as prasadha.)
Narada: Ganesha, this is no ordinary gameday. This is going to be the most
talked abt extravaganza for the whole yuga....
Ganesha: Go on, you have my attention
Narada: The devas are scheming to leave you behind because they feel u will eat
up all their food..... You remember kuberas feast
ganesha: ha ha ha...how can i forget...
narada: Also .uh .. uh..
Ganesha: I am listening
Narada: They did not feel good to take a God with an elephant head.
Ganesha: Ha! Ha! Relax Narada.. All these things dont matter to me at all. I
have more important things to take care of.
Narada: but but.
But mooshak who was listening to all this was not happy at all. He worked out a
plan with his mice army. And when all the devas were busy shopping for Rolexes,
Armani suits and gucci, mooshak hatched a plan. Mooshak sent his army
scurrying for the task. They dug under the road through which the gods were
going to parade to the stadium. The road was hollowed out.
Next day Indra was leading the procession in his Hummer.
Varuna: Lord! Why didnt you go for a Lamborghini or a porche.
Indra: I am used to riding the Iravatha. I was not comfortable in any of those
smaller cars.
As soon as his Hummer rolled on to the hollowed out road, the road caved in.
The wheels sank deep into the earth. The whole procession stopped.
Indra: What just happened?
Agni: Your wheels just sank into the ground. I will help you with it.
Agni with all his might tried to push the hummer out of mud. It did not budge
Vayu : Its ok Agni! Dont try any harder. You will melt the hummer.
Vayu huffed and puffed. Everything around the hummer blew out of the world
but the Hummer was just where it was.
All the devas tried together but failed. Just then they sighted Rajanikant.
Rajani: enna enga nadakudhu?
Rajini: Vanakkam vanakkam...ellarukum vanakkam
Rajani: How did this happen?
Chandra: Who are you? And why are you here?
Surya: What are you saying Chandra. He is Rajanikant.
Rajani: Nan enga eppo eppadi varuvennu yaarukkum theriyaadhu....aana vara
vendiya edathukku correta vandhuduven....hahahaha...
Agni: Wheel is stuck in the mud but you will not be able to help us. So please
move on.
Rajani: wheel stucka...jujupi.... Huh! Let me help you. Move it.. move it
Agni: not gonna happen but you can try
Rajani: nan oru dharam sonna nooru dharam sonna madhiri....move...
Jai Deva! Gajamukha Deva.

And in one Rajani jerk wheels were out.


All the Gods were surprised.
Indra: How did you do it?
Rajani: Thatz my speciality. Nan sonnadhaiyum seiven solladhadhaiyum
saiven..... Howizzit....?ha hahaha
Indra: Why did you take Ganeshas name.
Rajani: Ganesha is Vignaharta, Vigna Nivaraka. He is the remover of all the
obstacles in life. So without taking his auspicious name we will not succeed in
any of our missions.
All the Gods hung their head in shame.
Realising their mistake, all the devas, rushed to meet Ganesha
prabu, pls forgive us, pls forgive us..
Ganesha: no issues Devas....
Indra: No party is a party without you lord. Pls join us
Ganesha was kind enough to join them
At Rio:
Athletics: the 100 m mens final.
Little bit of commentary as audio clip
(tyson gay, thiomson, usain bolt...bolt winning the gold and 9:63)
All devas rush to get their selfies with bolt but bolt rushes towards the elephant
god for his selfie.
Bolt: May I, lord?
both pose the signature pose of bolt
Devas are disappointed.
Vijay Goel makes it worse for them by trying to get a selfie with the devas .
Womens badminton semifinals:Sindhu pv vs nozomi
sindhu trashed the japanese player nozomi
little bit of commentary audio clip
end of the game.
Sindu,gopichand and nozomi move towards the seats to seek the blessing of
ganesha and vishnu leaving the devas red faced with shame. They realise that
the elephant faced ganesha is one of the most revered gods of the world.
Back at indraloka
they are watching their vacation tapes, they watch another indian getting a gold
chandra: who is this guy getting a gold. He doesnt seem very athletic too...
vayu: he is Vijay goel minister of sports from India.
Ashwini twins: what was his gold for?
Ganesha: for the most selfies in Rio

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