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So let Alea Publishing Group entertain your table
in November of 2004 and venture to Red River
Ranch for a little horror.
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The New York Times, in participation with Red River
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Complete with mystery.
Complete with insanity rules.
It went on long enough. We have to tell. Something . . . strange is going on. Look at my hand
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. . . and ends in terror.

Alea Publishing Group proudly presents The Whisper of
Horses, our first in many bone-numbing d20 Modern
horror thrillers.
The Whisper of Horses presents a quandary involving
ancient evil, a strange and mysterious disease infecting
valuable horses, foul (and I mean foul) murder, and
horseflies. It also features, for the first time in the realm
of .pdfs, animated .gifs to astonish and horrify your
players.
A still from one of the two animated .gifs

The security camera depicts the veterinarians
stable with stalls on either side. It continues
to display the various sections of the stable.
Suddenly, the video feed begins to intermittingly flutter and between each interval you
see one horsefly, two horseflies, a dozen
horseflies, a swarm of horseflies moving about
the cameras lens. Then, between the intervals,
the cameras view of the swarm gives way to a
giant head of a horsefly. It flickers a moment
before shutting off.
Holy st! A playtester viewing the footage
for the first time.
Listen to a few comments from our playtesters:

I went to work the next day and I saw, from the corner
of my eye, a giant horseflythe size of my fist, until I
realized it was only a blowing leaf.
I was afraid to drive home after that nights session.
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BOOKS FOR THE GAMER
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7 Game Supplement Preview: The Troubadwar
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PAPER TILES
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IN A PIRATES HANDS
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Welcome to the first issue of the Poor Gamers Almanac from Alea
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Books For
the Gamer
By Joshua Raynack
The Short and Bloody
History of Knights,
Spies, and Pirates by
John Farman is a perfect addition to any
gamers library, especially for a Game
Master looking to
bring realism to their
d20 fantasy or d20
modern game.
Did you know
that knightly armor
was called a harness?
Or that a full suit of
armor in todays terms would cost nearly $215,000? Well,
its in there and more.
The book also contains a lot of neat information about
spies that can be easily adapted in any d20 modern game.
Besides their gadgets, it also talks about specific spies
throughout the twentieth century and their successes or mishaps.
Also, who can forget those cruel, daring men of the
seven seas: pirates. There are plenty of tidbits in there
about them as well. From the back cover: A pirate would
wear a gold earring so that if his body washed ashore after a
shipwreck, thered be money for a decent burial.
The best part is the price. This hardback book is inexpensive and located at a Barnes and Noble near you. So go
and check it out.
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A Review
APG Paper Tiles: Basic Room
Set Vol. I
By Travis Lee from GamingReport.com
APG Paper Tiles: Basic Room Set Volume I is a new
Printable Room and Dungeon Tiles Set from Alea Publishing Group. For those who'd like something more
than hastily squiggled combat maps on Pepsi stained
paper, here is something quick and easy from Alea. Here
are twenty plus pages of basic items and dungeon/room
sections to provide your miniatures with worthy places
to set as they battle for your honor.
From the website:
In APG Paper Tiles: Basic Room Set Vol. I you will
find generic rooms of different sizes and passage ways
of varying lengths with both stone and wooden floors
that can be interchanged to make a plethora of structures that can easily be joined together for exploration.
That's the core of what you'll get when you download
this pack. The placeable item tiles include basic obstacles (boxes and barrels), which can stand in for just
about anything. Then there are animal fur rugs, assorted
desks, and of course masses of Dungeon areas.
First test, the fashion show. If your going to pay
good money to replace crappy hand drawings, your tiles
should look better than anything you could do. I printed
several examples up on Kodak premium picture paper,
and got wonderful results. The colored version looked
great. Item details are clear and precise, you can see the
hairs on the rugs and trace the intricate carvings on the
desks. The set also contains a black and white version to
conserve those expensive color inks, which compares
favorably with the color version.
The directions include ideas for covering printed
tiles with a nice laminate so that they can be written on
with erasable markers. Of course there's the added bonus of keeping your tiles in good condition so you don't
have to print them again. It will suck up some ink to
print the whole set, but hey, what's ink compared to a
good-looking battle map? By and by, quality finishes
specifically made for pictures can be purchased in spray
can varieties. Just wave your magic paint wand over the
pages.
Along with looking good and providing the option
for further creativity, the set is easily useable with any
other tile sets from other companies. Measurements are
designed specifically to make Alea's product useable
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with whatever battle systems you already own.
A Treasure Vault map, which shows a basic example of using the tiles is a nice but largely unnecessary
addition. Anyone downloading this product probably has
specific maps in mind for them already. Perhaps a future
version could use the additional pages for a few unique
items.
In Conclusion.
There's really not much else to say. Good quality, easy
to use, and quick to download. At five bucks its well
worth the cost and should cover your battle mapping
needs for some time to come. And, since it's labeled as
volume one, we can look forward to future additions.
For more details on Alea Publishing Group and their
new Printable Room and Dungeon Tiles Set APG Paper Tiles: Basic Room Set Volume I, along with other
free maps and tile sets, check them out at their website
www.aleapublishing.com
Product Summary
APG Paper Tiles: Basic Room Set Volume 1
From: Alea Publishing Group
Type of Game: Printable Room and Dungeon Tiles
Written by: Alea Publishing Group
Game Components Included:Basic Instructions.
One Color Version and One B&W version of the collection; each with 6 Pages of Printable basic room
items, 19 Pages of various dungeon and building
floors. Sample Treasure Vault Map
Retail Price: $ 5 (US)
Website: www.aleapublishing.com
Reviewed by: Travis Lee
Added: August 7th 2004
Reviewer: Travis Lee
Score: 5 out 5 stars
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Granting mercy to a
fallen foe is merely
one way you can
receive honor.
The Art Gallery

This month we are displaying artwork from an upcoming Alea Publishing Group product: Honor and Corruption. The book features new concrete rules how to handle honor (or the lack thereof) in your campaign. It features honor rewards, quests, new feats, races, spells, as
well as other innovative additions to the d20 system.
Honorborn and
tarnishborn are two of the
new races found in Honor
and Corruption.
The honorborn are from
the parental lineage of
paladins whereas the
tarnishborn were born
to . . . you guessed it . . .
blackguards.
Game Supplement
Preview
The following preview this month is the Troubadwar
class from Unorthodox Bards brought to you by The Le
Games.
Troubadwar
A Troubadwar is the ultimate contradiction to himself,
often referring to himself as a lover and a fighter. While
some Troubadwars fight for the purity of love or to
prove their worth to a damsel they are eager to impress,
there are those that have also loved and lost. These
Troubadwars know there is a dark side to love and use
their abilities to gain vengeance against whatever has
caused them to lose their loves, or maybe they are just
itching for a good fight. While most Troubadwars are
male, it is not unheard of for female Troubadwars to
exist and they fight just as hard if not harder for the ideals of love and war. This irony of love and war does not
elude the Troubadwar.
Adventures: Many Troubadwars see the adventuring life as romantic and daring. They realize that adventures are the most likely to be heroes and heroes impress the fairest of maidens. Others find the chance to

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as long as they have the heart to prove themselves valiant and pure.
Races: Humans, half-elves and elves have the best
dispositions for this class, embracing both the concept
of love and the nobility required to fight for it. Halflings
and gnomes are also sometimes possessed so deeply by
love that they also take this class. It is the rarest for
dwarves and half-orcs to take this class, dwarves seeing
themselves to practical to act so foolishly, and half-orcs
find their savage nature to be a hindrance.
Other Classes: Troubadwars get along the best
with paladins as they both know what it is to fight for
something larger than themselves. They get along well
with clerics and druids as well, especially those that revere love, beauty, music, and art. Fighters, rangers, barbarians and monks are respected for their fighting abilities. Rogues are seen as usually too selfish and Troubadwars often hold them in contempt. Sorcerers and
wizards are respected for their power but not held in
either a positive or negative light.
Role: With the combination of their spell casting,
healing spells and combat abilities the Troubadwar can
fill in quite a few gaps in a small party. In larger parties
the Troubadwar can act in a supporting role and his
abilities enhance the other members well.
Game Rule Information
amass wealth as their main motivator, usually they require a grand fortune to prove worthy of their ladys
love, especially if the lady is noble born. While others
still are looking for a good fight and some company of
the opposite sex to wind down with.
Characteristics: While not as righteous or zealous
as the paladin, Troubadwars may have the purest of
hearts or an odd infatuation with destruction. This dichotomy gives them great strength in battle especially
when defending the virtue of their loved one.
Alignment: Even the darkest of hearts can hold
some love, but not at the level the Troubadwar must
embrace it. Most Troubadwars are good and some neutral, while the blackest of hearts are evil.
Religion: Art, Beauty, Light, Music, Poetry are all
great loves of the Troubadwar and he pays respects to
any gods of these attributes. However love (and war) is
the driving force for the Troubadwar and he will choose
a deity that has this as his domain before any other.
Background: Troubadwars are often of middle or
high class and tend to be formally schooled. However
pedigree and background is not a requirement to be
Troubadwar and they can come from any background
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Troubadwars have the following game statistics.

Abilities: Charisma helps when casting spells
from the Troubadwars spell list as it determines how
powerful a spell he can cast, how many spells he can
cast per day, and how hard those spells are to resist.
Constitution is also important as it helps the Troubadwar fight longer in the name of love.
Alignment: Any.
Hit Die: d6.
Class Skills
The Troubadwars class skills (and the key ability for
each skill) Climb (Str), Concentration (Con), Craft (Int),
Decipher Script (Int), Diplomacy (Cha), Heal (Wis),
Knowledge (Nobility and Royalty, Ancient History, and
Local History only), Perform (Cha), Profession (Wis),
Sense Motive (Wis), Speak Language (n/a), Spellcraft
(Int), Swim (Str), and Tumble (Dex).
Skill Points at 1st Level: (4 + Int modifier) x4.
Skill Points at Each Additional Level: 4 + Int modifier.
Class Features
All of the following are class features of the Troubadwar.
Weapon and Armor Proficiency: A Troubadwar
is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the
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longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow and whip.

Troubadwars are proficient with light armor, medium
armor, and shields (except tower shields).
Spells: A Troubadwar casts spells as a bard, can
cast spells from the Bards spellist and can also spells
from the paladins spell list (See APPENDIX B:
SPELL LISTS). However the Troubadwar gains spells
as if he was a bard of one level lower than his actual
level, although his caster level remains at his actual
level. This means that even with a high Charisma score
the Troubadwar will not gain spells until 2nd level. see
APPENDIX A: BARD SPELLCASTING.
Love Domain: The Troubadwar is lover at heart,
and can cast spells from the Love Domain, as well as the
Bards spell list and Paladins Spell list.
Love Domain Spells:
1 Charm Person
2 Calm Emotions
3 Suggestion
4 Heroism
5 Charm Monster
6 Suggestion, Mass
7 Heroism, Greater
8 Sympathy
9 Infatuation*
* New Spell - Infatuation
Enchantment
Level: Love 9, Sor/ Wiz 9
Components: V. S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25ft. + 5 ft./ 2 levels)
Target: One humanoid creature
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
The subject of this spell must make a will save or become hopelessly infatuated with the caster. Those affected will go to great lengths to prevent the caster from
being harmed and will not be able to personally attack
the caster by weapon or spell. While the subject still
possesses free will they will view the caster in the best
possible light in all situations.
War-Song: At 1st level the Troubadwar with 3 or
more ranks in a Perform skill has learned to use his
bardic magics to create weapons of war. As a free action, he may sing, recite, or perform to summon a magical weapon and/or shield, which will appear instantly
and be fully equipped onto the Troubadwar. The
weapon and shield are made of physical white light, illuminating an area of up to 20 feet; and the weapon itself
will give out soft sounds as if an entire chorus is chant-

ing softly. This shield and weapon must be a weapon

that the Troubadwar is proficient in and they last for a
number of rounds equal to 5 + Troubadwars level
War-song cannot be attempted again until this expires.
At 4th level and every four Troubadwar levels thereafter, the War-Song weapon gains a +1 bonus, and the
shield gains a +1 bonus to AC. The Troubadwar may
use War-Song five times per day.
True of Heart: At 2nd level the Troubadwar gains a
bonus to his saving throws equal to his charisma modifier.
Harmonious Strike (Sp): A Troubadwar of 3rd level
or higher with 6 or more ranks in a Perform skill has
learned to focus his attacks with the harmony of life
around him. He may attempt a Harmonious Strike with
his War-Song weapon, adding his charisma bonus (if
any) to his attack roll and damage roll. This is a standard
action and may be attempted 3 times per day. At 10th
level and every five levels thereafter, the Troubadwar
may attempt this one additional time per day. The Troubadwar does not need to make a melee attack with Harmonious Strike he may throw this weapon if so desired. A missed strike counts as one usage for the day.
Loves Defense: At 5th level the Troubadwar is is
more in tune with the musical magics around him, and
has become more maneuverable in armor his Arcane
Spell Failure Chance is reduced by 15% if he casts spells
in light or medium armor.
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Harmonious Karma: A Troubadwar of 6th level
or higher with 9 or more ranks in a Perform skill has become more in touch with the lines of music around him
and is able to use that in times of war. He is now able to
enchant his War-Song weapon with Returning whenever
he attempts a ranged Harmonious Strike. This enchantment ends after the weapon has returned to his hand or
after 3 rounds (whichever
is first).
A returning weapon flies
through the air back to the
creature that threw it. It
returns to the thrower just
before the creatures next
turn (and is therefore ready
to use again in that turn).
Catching a returning
weapon when it comes
back is a free action. If the
character cant catch it,
the weapon drops to the
ground in the square from
which it was thrown.
Loves Will: At 7th
level, the Troubadwar has
is able to better read the
music behind his magics,
allowing him to cast enchantment spells as a caster
1 level higher than normal.
Deharmonizing Strike: A Troubadwar of 9th
level or higher with 12 or more ranks in a Perform skill
is able to see the musical magics that surround creatures,
and can attempt to disrupt them. He may attempt a
Deharmonizing Strike with his War-Song weapon as a
standard action. A creature struck by this will lose any
enchantment that actively surrounds it. The creature may
prevent this effect by making a successful Will save for
each enchantment (DC 18 + Troubadwar Cha modifier). Deharmonizing Strike may be attempted three
times per day, and must be a melee attack.
Harmonious Scream: A Troubadwar of 12th
can use his Harmonious Strikes to deafen creatures.
Whenever he makes a ranged attack as part of his Harmonious Strike, he may enchant his weapon with
Screaming. Upon impact, the weapon lets out a loud
sound as if a hundred souls are screaming all at once. A
creature struck by this becomes deaf for 1d4 rounds
(Will Save DC 20 for no effect). Furthermore, if this attack causes a Critical Hit, the creature that is hit takes an
additional 1d12 sonic damage, and any creature within 5
feet of it takes 1d8 sonic damage and become deaf for
1d4 rounds (Will Save DC 15 to avoid becoming deaf).
Loves Armor: At 13th level the Troubadwar can
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use the musical magics around him to move more fluidly
in armor his Arcane Spell Failure Chance is reduced
by 20% if he casts spells in light, medium, or heavy armor. This does not stack with Loves Defense.
Harmonious Invulnerability: A Troubadwar of
16th level or higher with 19 or more ranks in a Perform
skill gains variable Damage Reduction 4d6/- with his
War-Song shield whenever he would take damage, the
shield will reduce 4d6 of that damage. At 19th level this
increases to 4d10.
Undying Love: At 17th level the Troubadwar is
able to stay conscious and fight even after reaching 0 hit
points, however if he chooses to do this he is unable to
become stable on his own, continues to lose 1 hit point a
round, immediately loses his War-Song weapon and
shield. As soon as he reaches -10 hit points he is dies.
Harmonious Elements: A Troubadwar of 18th
can use his Harmonious Strike with devastating elemental effects. Whenever he makes a successful Harmonious
Strike, if that strike resulted in a critical hit it will deal
its normal critical damage +1d6 fire damage, +1d6 cold
damage, and +1d6 electrical damage. This must be a melee attack and will not work with ranged attacks.
Places on the Web

By Joshua Raynack
This month we feature a great site about British castles
located at Castles-of-Britain.com. There, you will find
all sorts of knowledge and pictures pertaining to castle
life that you can integrate into your game to get a real
feel of what life during the Middle Ages was all about.
The website contains nearly 78 different castles in their
photo gallery, however it is the Castle Learning Center
that impressed us the most. The Castle Learning Center
contains links where you can learn about medieval jobs,
building materials, pele towers, and much more.
Follow the link below:
www.castles-of-britain.com
If there is a place on the web that you want our readers
to investigate, then write a brief description about the
site and send it to us, along with a link, to
[email protected] or jraynack@aleapublishing.
com.
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Table: Troubadwar Progression Chart
Base
Attack
Fort
Ref
Will
Level
Bonus
Save
Save
Save
Special
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
8th
9th
10th
11th
12th
13th
14th
15th
16th
+0
+1
+2
+3
+3
+4
+5
+6/+1
+6/+1
+7/+2
+8/+3
+9/+4
+9/+4
+10/+5
+11/+6/+1
+12/+7/+2
+2
+3
+3
+4
+4
+5
+5
+6
+6
+7
+7
+8
+8
+9
+9
+10
+0
+0
+1
+1
+1
+2
+2
+2
+3
+3
+3
+4
+4
+4
+5
+5
+2
+3
+3
+4
+4
+5
+5
+6
+6
+7
+7
+8
+8
+9
+9
+10
Spellcasting, War-song (no bonus)

True of Heart
Harmonious Strike (3/day)
War-song (+1 bonus)
Loves Defense
Harmonious Karma
Loves Will
War-song (+2 bonus)
Deharmonizing Strike (3/day)
17th
18th
19th
+12/+7/+2
+13/+8/+3
+14/+9/+4
+10
+11
+11
+5
+6
+6
+10
+11
+11

Harmonious Scream, War-song (+3 bonus)

Loves Armor
Harmonious Invulnerability (4d6),
War-song (+4 bonus)
Undying Love
Harmonious Elements,
Harmonious Invulnerability (4d10)
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A Gnome Nose
understood that such mineral resources would be used

for good and evil, gnomes could not foresee human avarice.
Soon, human miners clumsily and navely destroyed or displaced many gnome colonies due to their
By Joshua Raynack from Aleapublishing.com
extensive mining. Some resorted in devious tactics and
contrivances such as diverting underground streams into
In this issue, we take another look into the workings and adits, causing minor collapses, stealing work tools, and
racial characteristics of the gnome and revert it back into pulling away pitdrops. However, most simply resigned
its more mythical image. Gnomes have evolved, within themselves to leaving their beloved homes and ventured
the Players Handbook, into a whimsical character bent into deep brooding forests to dwell. These dim forests
over with hysterical jaunts and tomfoolery. In doing so, were found pleasant and similar to their familiar underwe also step further into the world of Terra, a campaign ground environment and thus began anew within comsetting first introduced in A Question of Honor: A
plex root systems of great trees.
Guidebook to Knights.
Needless to say, a tribute to their benign character,
The birth of the gnome first begins with the ento- they ventured into human lands helping kindly peasant
mology of its racial name. Perhaps, from the Greek genomos, meaning earth-dweller is where the gnomes
humble beginnings were first realized in describing
these curious creatures. However, some scholars believe
that its from the Greek gignosko, meaning to learn or
understand and, with this insight, they assist mankind in
discovering many natural treasures.
The alchemical magus and occult philosopher,
Paracelsus, have defined them as a being pertaining of
earth as one of their essential elements. This naturally
has led to the notion that gnomes are misshapen and distorted creatures that has placed them in the same lore as
goblins, dwarves, and other greedy denizens of underground, dark places. However, quite the opposite is
true. Michael the Page, an amateur scholar of things
that dwell underground states (somewhat loosely
through a bardic creation): They resemble the original
people of their host country . . . Apart from their small
size, a notable difference between gnomes and humans
Subterranean
is their expression of ageless good humor. They lack the
gnomes, or true
human facility for worrying, practice therapeutic festivgnomes as they like
ity, and consequently live for several hundred years.
to be called,
Yet, even many, such as the Rosicrucians, an arconstantly explore
cane and mystical order, have denied their existence to
deep depths to
imagination and fanciful stories. Needless to say, the
protect Terras
most ardent supporters of these claims have begun to
earthly treasures.
take a different opinion as more of these creatures are
being displaced from their homes and into the light of
day.
Initially born from chaos and those instilled with
the creation of precious minerals, base metals, and
stones, the first of foremost duty of a gnome is to appraise and survey various veins of copper, coal, diamonds, and other precious resources. A gnome clan or folk with mending fences, filling milk pails, rounding up
colony takes pride in maintaining the responsibility over sleeping shepherds sheep. Although humans try to capa particular naturally rich resource. Over the years they ture these curious creatures, their gignosko or foresight
always keep them one step ahead. As time passed and
have guided other races to these sources on behalf of
their innate benign nature, particularly humankind. This humans grew to learn that these were beneficial creatures and not pests, they succumbed to their presence.
is made easy with their ability to seemingly glide
However, as foresters invade the deep wood and
through the earth. Though through their foresight they
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fell mighty trees under their ever-present axes, the forest
gnomes find themselves in a similar predicament as they
did in times past. Some, once again, have begun a loosing battle of wit and trickery against these humans,
while others have fled deeper into forgotten regions far
from the homes of men. Yet, there are a few that have
decided to venture into the vast world of humankind and
resign themselves to their fate.
Gnomes of Terra
The following represents gnomish social attitudes in the
campaign world of Terra. Afterward, there are two
gnome variants that can be used to populate the world of
Terra or add a different flavor to your already existing
campaign world.
Personality: Gnomes are benign, pleasurable, and
soft spoken characters bent on curiosities, simple living,
an occasional festival, and once accepted: gracious.
Gnomes tend to be secretive and intuitive creatures being rightly cautious of human influence.
They collect or discover discarded treasures of ancient times often guarding their locations. This is occasionally and wrongly seen by many outsiders as avarice,
however they tend to garnish such items for the purpose
of preservation of past history, even though it may not
be their own history they preserve. Their curious nature
succumbs them to wholly understand what they see and
experience often delighting in retelling their discoverers.
Forest gnomes, or superficial gnomes as described by their underground kin, take pride to have pioneered in multiple crafts such as weaving and woodworking. They contend themselves to simple pleasures
and leave the tinkering of machinery to their devious
cousins: the gremlins.
Physical Description: Gnomes vary in description
depending on their environmental surroundings much
like humans due. They resemble humans of their host
country save for that they do not enrich themselves with
ornate clothing, but simple and practical cloth, and elderly male gnomes tend to be bearded with portly bellies
despite being vegetarians. Occasionally, some humans
who were fortunate enough to spot a gnome have reported seeing them don colorful pointed caps of red and
green.
Relations: Most gnomes are benign to most other
races, particularly humans and dwarves. However,
should they feel their homes threatened, some gnomes
use their witted genius to reciprocate inventive ways of
seemingly inflict accidental pain upon vagrant trespassers. Most of the gnomes that have chosen to remain underground continue such practices and have diverted
their benign nature in helping and befriending dwarven
miners. However, those that have enough courage to
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pating and adapting to human customs.
Alignment: Gnomes tend to exude a chaotic nature
as they tend to do what they feel as right at the time
rather then to succumb to bothersome laws or moral
codes. Such things lead to worrya notion completely
devoid in a gnomish character.
Gnome Lands: True gnomes, gnomes born from
the earth, tend to dwell underground and away from the
prying eyes of humankind. As their colony becomes
displaced by extensive human miners, they often settle,
as refugees, with various dwarven clans. Surface
gnomes, on the other hand, have adapted well in dark,
thick canopied forests, either dwelling in the complex
root systems of ancient redwoods or within overgrown
hillocks occasionally repairing the roof of their abode
from a nave humans step.
Religion: In taking an interest in histories of other
creatures, gnomes tend to constantly merge other religions with their own beliefs. These tend to revolve
around nature and chaos or, depending on the colony,
they may worship forest or mountain spirits.
Language: Gnomes have their own language of
whistles, hoots, and clacks of the tongue.
Names: Gnomes have peculiar, and as other humanoids find, strange unpronounceable names due to
their simple language of natural sounds. However, due
to the extensive human population, when dealing with
other races, gnomes often find it easier to give common
names in lieu of clicks and whistles. These names have
a sort of an amusing twist such as Tom Bedwillow,
Mary Cornswallow, or Nathaniel Perriwinkle. These
fanciful names often change depending to whom a
gnome addresses, however it is usually something that
puts the addressee at ease.
Adventurers: Gnome adventurers, usually brave
surface gnomes, tend to be a valuable resource to a
group as they tend to have extensive knowledge of many
different things and acutely understand situations as they
truly are. However, some might find these snippets of
information trivial while others often get annoyed at
their constant change of names seemingly forgetting
what they called themselves the previous day.
Their benign nature constantly lures them into
shining shoes, polishing armor, mending tears, fetching
water, and other simple tasks. However, if these small
tasks go unrewarded, an adventurer might finds his
boots filled with water, valuable rivets pop off his armor
during combat, or missing horseshoes that a particular
gnome exchanged for a fine human mead.
Below are two gnome variants that dwell within the
world of Terra: Subterranean Gnomes and Surface
Gnomes.
Subterranean Gnome Traits (Ex): Subterranean
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gnomes possess the following racial traits.
8 Base Armor Class.
+2 Constitution, +2 Charisma, -2 Strength.
Tiny size. +2 bonus to Armor Class, +2 bonus
on attack rolls, -8 penalty on grapple checks, lifting and
carrying limits those of Medium characters.
A gnomes base land speed is 20 feet.
Darkvision out to 60 feet and low-light vision.
Weapon Familiarity: Gnomes may treat gnome
hooked hammers (see Chapter 7: Equipment of the
Players Handbook) as martial weapons rather than exotic weapons.
+2 racial bonus on Craft (gemcutting, stonemasonry, trapmaking) checks.
+2 racial bonus to Knowledge (dungeoneering)
checks.
+4 racial bonus on Hide checks, which improves to +8 underground.
+4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against all creatures.
Earthen Stride (Ex): A gnome may move
through any sort of underground, rocky terrain at his
normal speed and without taking damage or suffering
any other impairment. However, rocky areas that have
been magically manipulated to impede motion still affect him.
Gignosko (Ex): Gnomes possesses an extraordinary foresight that eludes other creatures. A gnome has
a +2 insight bonus to AC and Reflex saves. This insight
bonus is lost whenever a gnome would lose a Dexterity
bonus to AC.
Automatic Languages: Common, Gnome. Bonus Languages: Draconic, Dwarven, Sylvan, Elven, Giant, Goblin, Orc.
Spell-Like Abilities: 1/day speak with animals
(burrowing mammal only, duration 1 minute). A gnome
with a Charisma score of at least 10 also has the following spell-like abilities: 1/day detect minerals*, detect
snares and pits, mending. Furthermore, a gnome with a
Charisma score of at least 16 also has the following
spell-like ability: 1/day animate objects (small objects
only, duration lasts a number of rounds equal to a
gnomes Charisma modifier).
Favored Class: Rogue.
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Low-light vision.
Weapon Familiarity: Gnomes may treat gnome
hooked hammers (see Chapter 7: Equipment of the
Players Handbook) as martial weapons rather than exotic weapons.
+2 racial bonus on Craft (weaving, woodworking, trapmaking) checks.
+2 racial bonus to Knowledge (nature) checks.
+4 racial bonus on Hide checks, which improves to +8 forested areas.
+4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against all creatures.
Freedom of Movement (Su): For a total time per
day of 1 round per character level you possess, you can
act normally regardless of magical effects that impede
movement as if you were affected by the spell freedom
of movement. This effect occurs automatically as soon
as it applies, lasts until it runs out or is no longer needed,
and can operate multiple times per day (up to the daily
limit of rounds). This ability stacks with other supernatural abilities of the same type (e.g. the granted
powerof the Travel domain).
Gignosko (Ex): Gnomes possesses an extraordinary foresight that eludes other creatures. A gnome has
a +2 insight bonus to AC and Reflex saves. This insight
bonus is lost whenever a gnome would lose a Dexterity
bonus to AC.
Automatic Languages: Common, Gnome. Bonus Languages: Draconic, Dwarven, Sylvan, Elven, Giant, Goblin, Orc.
Spell-Like Abilities: 1/day speak with animals
(duration 1 minute). A gnome with a Charisma score of
at least 10 also has the following spell-like abilities: 1/
day detect animals or plants, detect snares and pits,
mending. Furthermore, a gnome with a Charisma score
of at least 16 also has the following spell-like ability: 1/
day animate objects (small objects only, duration lasts
a number of rounds equal to a gnomes Charisma modifier).
Favored Class: Rogue.
Surface Gnome Traits (Ex): Surface gnomes possess

the following racial traits.
8 Base Armor Class.
+2 Constitution, +2 Charisma, -2 Strength.
Tiny size. +2 bonus to Armor Class, +2 bonus
on attack rolls, -8 penalty on grapple checks, lifting and
carrying limits those of Medium characters.
A gnomes base land speed is 20 feet. A
gnomes burrow speed is 10 feet.
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Encounters of
the Malsara:
Part I
By Joshua Raynack from Aleapublishing.com
The Malsara Desert once held the glorious kingdoms of
the Egyus Empire. However, now known as the Waste,
the heartland of this region is completely devoid of life.
Although, the borders still harbor enough life to sustain
the various Turcamen tribes, everyday a few more plants
are swallowed by the slowly expanding desert sands.
The following encounter can add an in-depth feel
to the Malsara Region located in the Hill Lands, featured
in A Question of Honor: A Guidebook to Knights, or in
any desert region. This is the first part of a four part series covering the encounters that a party can come across
in the Malsara Desert.
Starting Point
You, as Game Master, need the core rules books, published by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. or the SRD found at
RPGNow.com. Furthermore, knowledge of the Hill
Lands area featured in A Question of Honor: A Guidebook to Knights is useful. Although this adventure uses
the 3.5 format of the d20 game system, it may be easily
converted into the 3.0 format.
These encounter can fit into any existing campaign
without difficulty. Feel free to add to or adjust the material within to fit your needs.
First, read through each encounter and carefully
study the maps so that you are familiar with them. This
will help you run each encounter smoothly. Also, familiarize yourself with each of the encounters in order to
utilize them effectively.
Secondly, print out the product, or just run it from
your computer. These encounters are filled with numerous bookmarks and hyperlinks to help you zip from
place to place.
Material italicized contains information that can be
read or paraphrased to your players while all other information is only meant for you.
Additional Features
In addition to the bookmarks and hyperlinks, there are
round-by-round tactics as well as combat commentary.
So freely attune yourself to all of the product features
available.

Encounters of the Malsara: Part I

The Claymen (EL 12)
This encounter takes place as the characters travel. This
is pretty much a straightforward encounter, however the
approaching assailants are following the characters
rather than meeting them head on. The players can
stand and face them or try to outrun them.
Encounter Synopsis
The players must decide to either confront their pursuers
or try to out maneuver them. However, the claymen are
untiring and relentless in their pursuit.
Encounter Background
As the enemies of Xorn surScaling the Encounter
rounded the luscious city and You may adjust the encounter to
prepared for siege, the areas
suit lower level parties, however
beyond where already ravdue to the damage that a clay goaged by war. The Orc Seer
lem can do, these suggestions still
Tree along with the Wizards
may prove the encounter difficult.
of Hashim, inhabiting Soul
1st - 4th level: This encounter is
Keep, used ancient magic to
too difficult for parties at this
bleed the land of life and
stage, however groups at this level
soul. The besieged began to
should not be powerful enough to
recognize their plight as their venture deep in the Malsara. Using
city also began to be ravaged the adjustments below, you may
by the same powerful magic. stress this fact to adventurers of
Coupled with lack of
this level.
food and the relentless on5th - 7th level: Use only one of the
slaught of orcs and Hashim
claymen. It also should only have
knights, the defenders con20 hit points. After years of travel,
tinually lost warriors. The
this particular golem has seen a lot
siege, as it seemed, would
of action. Reward only 2/3 experisucceed. However, one of
ence.
the remaining archmages,
8th - 9th level: Use encounter as
Seer Balinor de Carpathos,
described except use one of the
used the encroaching desert
golems instead of both.
and the blood of fallen warriors to create magic infused
clay warriors to defend the city. They were instructed
to attack all the did not bare the colors of Xorn.
It seemed, at first, the added strength of defenders
and the rising morale of their victorious would lift the
siege. However, due to the looting of fallen protectors
of the city by the orcs, they began to realize that the
claymen did not fight those wearing captured tabards.
Soon all the besiegers bore the colors gold and yellow.
The siege ended with defeat for the defenders as
marauding orcs overran the city walls and the claymen
stood still watching the slaughter of those they were created to protect. Years afterward, the claymen still stood,
however their orders still baked under the towering sun.
They began to move from the city in search of those to
destroy; those who do not bear the colors gold and yellow.
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Getting Started
Read or paraphrase the following:
Howling winds whisper death in your ears as you venture the relentless sand dunes of the Malsara. The heat
of the sun coupled with sand writhing throughout your
gear has yet to make this trek nothing but a dangerous
venture.
Light: Various; however the first chance to spot the
claymen should be during the day as the characters
travel.
Sight: Spot check (DC d20+1 per 10 feet of the spotting
distance). The spotting distance in sandy deserts is
6d6x10 feet: Two humanoids wander slowly the path
you have forged. At this distance it appears they lack
clothing or any other protective gear and also seem defenseless.
It nearly impossible to make out the large size of these
constructs at this first spotting unless the spotting distance result was extremely low. Also, should the PCs
miss the first Spot check, have them check each hour
until they rest.
Sense Motive: Cautious PCs may make a Sense Motive
check (DC 20) to realize that they are possibly being
followed. Those that make a 10 or lower on the check
realize that these are just two unfortunates possible looking for food or clothing.
Encounter Distance: The encounter will begin if either
the PCs or the claymen are within reasonable distance to
begin combat. Should the PCs ignore or fail to see the
claymen approach the encounter will most likely begin
at night as the PCs settle and make camp.
Hints: Characters that are shrewd enough to rely on the
knowledge of the locals may ask to roll a Knowledge
(local) check. A Knowledge (local) check (DC 20) reveals that the local Turcamen tribesmen, when wandering deep in the desert wear robes of gold and yellow. A
Knowledge (local) check (DC 25) also reveals that the
Turcamen do this in fear of the clay warriors that serve
the Sun Gods that bake the desert.

SV Fort +3, Ref +2, Will +3; Str 25, Dex 9, Con -, Int -,
Wis 11, Cha 1.
Berserk (Ex): When a clay golem enters combat,
there is a cumulative 1% chance each round that its elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk.
The uncontrolled golem goes on a rampage, attacking
the nearest living creature or smashing some object
smaller than itself if no creature is within reach, then
moving on to spread more destruction. Once a clay golem goes berserk, no known method can reestablish control.
Cursed Wound (Ex): The damage a clay golem
deals doesnt heal naturally and resists healing spells. A
character attempting to cast a conjuration (healing) spell
on a creature damaged by a clay golem must succeed on
a DC 26 caster level check, or the spell has no effect on
the injured character.
Immunity to Magic (Ex): A clay golem is immune to any spell or spell-like ability that allows spell
resistance. In addition, certain spells and effects function
differently against the creature, as noted below.
A move earth spell drives the golem back 120 feet and
deals 3d12 points of damage to it.
A disintegrate spell slows the golem (as the slow spell)
for 1d6 rounds and deals 1d12 points of damage.
An earthquake spell cast directly at a clay golem stops it
from moving on its next turn and deals 5d10 points of
damage. The golem gets no saving throw against any of
these effects.
Any magical attack against a clay golem that deals acid
damage heals 1 point of damage for every 3 points of
damage it would otherwise deal. If the amount of healing would cause the golem to exceed its full normal hit
points, it gains any excess as temporary hit points. For
example, a clay golem hit by the breath weapon of a
black dragon heals 7 points of damage if the attack
would have dealt 22 points of damage. A clay golem
gets no saving throw against magical attacks that deal
acid damage.
Haste (Su): After it has engaged in at least 1 round
of combat, a clay golem can haste itself once per day as
a free action. The effect lasts 3 rounds and is otherwise
the same as the spell.
This golem has a humanoid body made from clay. A

clay golem wears no clothing except for a metal or stiff
leather garment around its hips. A clay golem cannot
speak or make any vocal noise. It walks and moves with Afterward
Examining the remains of the clay golems, PCs can dea slow, clumsy gait. It weighs around 600 pounds.
termine the following:
Claymen (Clay Golem): CR 10; Large Construct; HD A Search check (DC 10): A sigil or arcane mark is
11d10+30; HP 101, 92; Init -1 (Dex); Spd 20 ft.; AC 22 found on one of the broken bits of clay. It is a symbol of
(-1 size, -1 Dex, +14 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 22;
two trees with a towering sun in between. A Knowledge
Base Atk +8; Grp +19; Atk +14 melee (2d10+7 plus
(arcana) check (DC 25) reveals this the mark of Seer
cursed wound, 2 slams); Space/Reach 10 ft./10 ft.; SA
Balinor de Carpathos.
Beserk, cursed wound; SQ Construct traits, damage re- A Knowledge (History) check (DC 15) discerns the
duction 10/admantine and bludgeoning, darkvision 60
origin of these claymen.
ft., haste, immunity to magic, low-light vision; AL N;
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Although there is no treasure found among the clay rubble of the defeated golems, the potential knowledge of
how to avoid them may help PCs should they encounter
more of these beings. There are hundreds that still roam
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Print these tiles to create a battle board for the Malsara Encounter.
Check out Alea Publishing Group for more paper tiles.
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Pirates!
often have military information and training, making
them much more likely to succeed in raids.
The merchants are the ones who know how to best
hide what they do. Often they will set sail with little or
no cargo, raid a competitor's vessel, continue to their
destination, and sell the competitor's cargo as their own.
They frequently spread tales of awful pirates, seen in the
distance sinking someone else's ship. They tell tales of
their own heroics; how they outran this pirate or fended
off that pirate. Almost always, lies.
Becoming a pirate is easy. You either join
willingly or they force you into service. Each group has
their own name for these acts, reflecting their
personality. True pirates recruit and capture,
merchants hire crew (seldom using unwilling personnel),
and raiders enlist or conscript. It is all the same, either
join willingly or be forced into service. Needless to say,
one thing links all of three of these groups together:
knowing that capture means the gallows.
Prerequisites:
Pirates!
By Cameron Guill from Aleapublishing.com
Alignment: Any non-lawful alignment.

Base Attack Bonus: 5+.
Feats: Weapon Finesse (rapier) or Weapon Focus (any
one handed slashing or piercing).
Skills: Climb 5 ranks, Profession(Sailor) 4 ranks, Swim
5 ranks.
Other: Must have been a member of a pirating crew at
least twice (need not have been voluntary).
Class Skills
Skills: Balance (Dex), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Gather
Information (Cha), Intimidate (Cha), Knowledge
(Boating), Knowledge (Cartography), Knowledge
(Nature; as related to water and water creatures),
Profession (Sailor) (Int), Spot (Wis), Survival (Wis),
Swim (Str), Tumble (Dex), Use Rope (Dex).
"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and

the same person.
Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a
Skill Points per Level: 4 + Int Modifier.
refinement of piratical morality."
-Friedrich Nietzsche Hit Dice: d8.
There are three common types of pirates. Those who rob
and steal for greed, thwarting the laws, those who raid
an enemy country's trading ships, and those merchants
who wish to see their competition disappear.
The first group are the true pirates. They are
usually romanticized in books and bards' tales. While the
second group, often called raiders or buccaneers, are the
ones whose tales live on long after they are dead.
Usually, the two are joined into one in stories. True
pirates are often killed or captured early in their careers,
as it is difficult to hide from everyone with no friendly
ports available. Raiders on the other hand, are much
more difficult to capture since they have sympathetic
ports to dock in, sell their goods, and re-supply. Raiders

Class Features
Armor and Weapons: A pirate gains no new armor proficiencies. A pirate gains weapon proficiency in
belaying pin, bows, club, crossbows, cutlass, dagger,
dirk, gaff hook, harpoon, knife, muskets (or any powder
based weapon), one handed axes, one handed double
edged swords, pike, rapier, saber, and short spear.
Rope Expertise: A pirate must learn to fight while
climbing the riggings. When climbing a rope, rigging,
or net, the pirate may fight as if he were on the deck of
the ship. He may only fight like this while wielding a
one-handed weapon and may not climb while fighting in
this manner.
Sea Legs: A pirate gains a +2 dodge bonus to his
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Level
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
8th
9th
10th
Base
Attack
Bonus
+1
+2
+3
+4
+5
+6
+7
+8
+9
+10
Pirates!
Fort
Save
Reflex
Save
Will
Save
Special
+0
+0
+1
+1
+1
+2
+2
+2
+3
+3
+2
+3
+3
+4
+4
+5
+5
+6
+6
+7
+0
+0
+1
+1
+1
+2
+2
+2
+3
+3
Rope Expertise, Dodge

Sea Legs, Swinging Charge
Off-Hand Parry
Melee Ranged
Charging Ranged
Death From Above
Counter Tumble
Fearsome Persona
AC when fighting aboard a moving vessel. Note: A

water vessel is always considered moving, but a cart or
wagon must be in motion.
Swinging Charge: A pirate's life is on a rope or
plank. A pirate of 2nd level or higher may make a
charge attack while moving across a plank (or beam) or
while swinging on a rope. Ignore any low obstacles
such as a ship's rail or barrels when determining the
straight line for the charge.
Off-Hand Parry: At 3rd level, when wielding a
light melee weapon in his off-hand and not attacking
with it, a pirate gains a +2 shield bonus to his AC. Starting at 6th level, he also gains one-half () of the
enhancement bonus of the off-hand weapon as a defending bonus to his AC as well.
Melee Ranged: A pirate learns to fire when fighting in close-quarters. At 5th level or higher, a pirate
may use a one-handed ranged weapon in his off-hand
while fighting in melee without provoking an attack of
opportunity.
Charging Ranged: A pirate learns to fire while
closing. At 6th level or higher, a pirate may fire a onehanded ranged weapon while moving during a charge
attack. This attack may only be made against the target
of the charge. The ranged attack does not count as the
pirates charge attack.
Death From Above: A pirate must learn to strike
when the opportunity presents itself. A pirate, starting at
6th level, may make a charge attack as part of a Jump
check from a height of at least 10 feet. He must make an
attack against his opponent for the charge attack and if
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he hits deals normal charging damage. In addition

to the normal charge damage, a pirate also deals damage
to his charge target as if the target had fallen the
same distance as the pirate as long as he at least made a
successful touch attack (even if the normal attack
missed, as long as he hit the touch AC, the death from
above attack hits). The target does not get the benefit of
making a Jump or Tumble check to reduce the damage
as from a normal fall. If the attack succeeds, the target
Pirates in the Hill Lands
There are many tales spreading like wildfire of
dreaded pirates raiding ships that pass though
the Shadow Sea . The most likely scenario,
however, is that the raided ships were Darcadian and the pirates were actually Knight
Templars interfering with those who would
supply the orc tribes with goods and means to
prolong the siege of Argos. Unfortunately,
tales of the valiant knights preventing the vile
orcs from re-supplying their hordes does not
make a good yarn.
For more about the Hill Lands, Darcadia, and
the Knights Templar, check out:
A Question of Honor: A Guidebook to Knights
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must make a reflex save equal to the falling damage
dealt, or be knocked prone. Regardless of the success or
failure of the attack, the pirate must make a Reflex save
(DC equal to the falling damage that he takes) or be
knocked prone once the attack is resolved.
Starting at 8th level, the pirate's death from above

falling damage affects a 10 foot square below him. All
people within the affected area take the falling damage
and must make a Reflex save, as above, or be knocked
prone. The death from above falling attack does not
provoke an attack of opportunity.
Counter Tumble: An opponent attempting to tumble through one of your threatened squares automatically
fails, provoking an attack of opportunity.
Fearsome Persona: Even land lubbers fear a pirate. At 8th level, a pirate may make an Intimidate
check against any humanoid as a standard action and
gains a bonus to his check equal to his level. The pirate
need only announce who he is.
Pirates Curse: At 10th level the Pirate gains his
most feared ability: the Pirates Curse. In his last moments of life the pirate can pronounce a curse on a person or small group of people (no more than 1d4+1).
This is a supernatural ability that has the same effect as a
bestow curse spell cast by a 20th level sorcerer (DC 14 +
Charisma modifier). Typical targets include the pirates

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killers or those who stole his treasure and curse may be
given a trigger (May my curse strike down the first
scurvy dog to wield my cutlass in battle.). Game Masters should feel free to make up curse effects other than
those listed in the Players Handbook. Curses should be
both vengeful and appropriate to the crime. The dead
pirates ghost haunting the family of his killer for three
generations, for instance, has a lot more flavor than a
simple die roll penalty.
Dirk: Similar to a dagger, but without a crossguard. Primarily designed for throwing.
Pike: A long spear of at least 15 feet in length. A boarding pike is a
shorter pike, similar to a spear, used for boarding ships and is a mere
4 to 6 feet in length.
Gaff Hook: A handle with large hook on the end of it, often used for
pulling fish from the water. The gaff hook may be as simple as a
small piece of wood for holding with a hook attached to the end,
used for picking up fish at close range or be as elaborate as a long
pole with two or more hooks
Harpoon: Similar to a spear in concept but it consists of a wooden
haft with a steel neck, split about 50/50 on the length, with a barbed
head and a place on the butt of the haft to attach a rope or chain.
Most often used in whaling. Some weigh as little as 150-200 pounds
and measure between 5 and 7 feet in length. For more information
on harpoons and their use see Makah.com the Official Site of the
Makah Tribe makah.com/whaling.htm
Cutlass: Similar to a shortsword, but with a wide, heavy, curving
blade ideal for fighting below decks and in cramped quarters. Treat it
as a shortsword that is type slashing.
Saber: A slashing weapon used in fencing similar to the rapier. It
may be used with weapon finesse.
Belaying Pin: These were used in securing running gear. Often a
small removable wooden or metal pin, they proved useful in improvised combat. Similar to a club in combat.
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following enchantments, the wearer gains a +2 DC adjustment for all enchantment spells the wearer casts and
+2 insight bonus to all ranged attacks, to include ray
based spells.
The eye patch loves the sound of a good scream
and to hear and see people cowering in fear; AL NE; Int
13, Wis 15, Cha 13; Speech, 60 ft. darkvision and hearing; Ego score 8.
Languages: Common, infernal. Item can read any
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language it can speak.
Lesser Powers: Item has 11 ranks in Search, item
Pirates of any ocean or sea all have something in comhas
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ranks in Spot and item has 11 ranks in Intimidate.
mon: they are in a position to acquire untold fortunes
Moderate
divination, enchantment; CL 15th; Craft
and wealth. At some point in time all of the worlds
Wondrous Item, Spell
most precious and prized
Focus (enchantment),
possessions have been
fear, alter self, must
stored on sea-going vessels
know 3 divination spells,
and with this comes the
1 of which
risk of those valued possesmust be at least 6th level;
sions falling into the hands
Price 131,000 gp.
of pirates. It is very selSaber of the Sea:
dom that a pirate actually
Though has been recreates something himself,
ferred to as a saber in
in most occurrences the
stories and legends, in
item or treasure belonged
fact it is actually a cutto someone else and in the
lass and this inaccuracy
pirates hands, stories and
has been the leading
legends take birth.
cause for it to slip in and
Skull's Eye: This
out of history and lore
eye patch appears to be old,
more then a dozen times
worn and frayed on some
in the past century. At
of the edges. It has a half
present it is in the hands
inch leather band that seof Maliro, a notorious
cures a hardened leather
pirate who is responsible
disc that covers over a sinfor many missing ships
gle eye; it can be worn over
and blood spilled at sea.
either eye. The leather is
Maliro's favorite tactic is
black with worn spots of a
the very fabric of legend
brown color, though it is
for it has been said he
not known if this is from
jumps off his own ship
neglect or the original color
Many pirate treasure caves might be the location of
as they close with an oppattern. At first glance, it
some of the items in this article, especially those that
posing ship, then runs
would appear to be worthdo not necessarily allude to further powers.
across the ocean and
less. If a daring person
leaps on board, this tactic
puts on the eye patch, the
wearer realizes instantly it wasn't meant to come off eas- though seemingly foolhardy has landed him and his
ily as he feels it attaching itself to skin and eye it covers. crew many wealthy cargoes and spoils.
Though no one is sure how, there have been
Only a limited wish or miracle is enough to pull it free
enough
accounts of this pirate's tactic to hold it with
without harm, anything short will cause 6d6 of damage
some
truth.
What is known, the cutlass does grant the
as the skin and eye is removed. The eye can be replaced
wielder the ability to walk on water. This +3 Cutlass of
by regeneration or equivalent magic.
Water Walking craves the chaotic nature of the sea and
At anytime the wearer can shift his facial appearance to that of a skull wearing the eye patch. Those who at least once a month it will strive to walk on the water
and feel the spray of ocean waves; AL CN; Int 11, Wis
see the skull and are within 30 feet feel the effects of
14, Cha 11; Empathy, 30 ft. vision and hearing; Ego
fear and need to make a Will save (DC 16). While the
wearer's head is that of a skull, the eye patch confers the score 3.
In a Pirates
Hands
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Lesser Powers: Item has deathwatch continually
active.
Moderate transmutation; CL 15th; Craft magic
arms and armor, water walking; Price 39,500 gp.
Twin blades of Delaskus: A pair of short swords
crafted in a strange black metal with blood red streaks
along the blade. The pummels appear to be longer then
needed for the size of a hand and wrapped in black
leather of what is thought to be of fiendish origin. Not
much else is know of these blades, except the carnage
left behind when they are used together.
When separated from each other, they seem to be
magical +2 short swords that, when placed in water, it
remains on the surface floating. It can hold up to 200
lbs. before sinking. What is unknown is if the sword is
left untouched for a full minute, it will turn and point
towards its twin blade if it is on the same plane. A pirate
by the name Rolkinge luckily didn't have knowledge of
this, for fate placed both blades in his hand and blood
has spilled into the seas for years afterward. This pirate
has been a force of evil unlike anyone else who sails the
sea. If the two blades are wielded at the same time and
he is proficient with two weapon fighting, they are
heightened to magical +4 short swords of speed.
The true power behind the twin blades does not
unfold until the pummels of the blades are touched and a
mend spell cast by a 20th level spell caster has occurred.
The weapon returns to its original form of a two bladed
sword. This twin-bladed sword was once the primary
weapon of the balor, Delaskus, and is an item of fiendish
legends and is rumored Delaskus had slain his former
superior and imprisoned him inside the weapon. How it
was broke into two pieces is unknown but their may be
some truth to the story of how the weapon was struck in
battle. This This weapon is fueled with bloodlust, the
blood of just about anyone or thing moving.
+5 Twin-Bladed Sword of Speed and Wounding:
Thought it may love to slay anything it can sink it's
blades into, it does have a specific goal in mind, to return to power in the abyss; AL CE; Int 23, Wis 22, Cha
7; Speech, telepathy, 120 ft. darkvision, blindsense, and
hearing; Ego score 39.
Languages: Common, beholder, ethereal marauder,
blink dog, aquan, sylvan, abyssal. Item can read any
language it can speak and read magic.
Lesser Powers: Item has 16 ranks in Spot, Item can
cast minor image 1/day, item can use detect magic at
will and item has 9 ranks in Bluff.
Greater Powers: Item has status effect, usable at
will, item can use quench on fires 3/day and item can
use fear against foes 3/day.
Dedicated Purpose: Slay all.
Dedicated Power: Wielder gets +2 luck bonus on
attacks, saves, and checks
Strong evocation; CL 16th; Craft Magic Arms and

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Armor, mage's sword, haste; Price 153,500 gp.
The original weapon was a +5 Twin-Bladed Sword
of Speed and Wounding. In its current state with the imprisoned fiend the weapon is considered a miner artifact
even when in the form of two short swords.
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Salibar's Razor: This fanged-tipped mithral dagger shines as bright as a torch extending twice the normal distance at the command of the wielder. Along the
spine of the blade one can note four runes on each side.
The guard of the dagger is in the form of two serpents
extending outward and the pummel is wrapped in snake
skin with the design of a black diamond spiraling as if a
snake had coiled along the grip.
Though lost in history, the original name of this
blade was Vril's Bite, perhaps it has had more names in
the past, however how many and the nature of them are
unknown. What is known, it is in the hands of the very
capable first mate Salibar on the pirate ship Mariner's
Tear.
This dagger can poison anyone successfully struck
by it up. This power can be used up to three times each
day. The poison attack can even be used when the dagger is thrown, afterward it returns to the owner. This is a
+4 Dagger of Venom and Returning; AL LE; Int 17,
Wis 12, Cha 9; Empathy, 30 ft. vision and hearing; Ego
score 5.
Lesser Powers: Item can use detect magic at will.
Strong necromancy; CL 15th; Craft Magic Arms
and Armor, poison, telekinesis; Price 79,600 gp.
Robe of Tarchil (Robe of the Pirate Mage): The
robe is an almost eerie color of deep green and made
from the soft leather hide of a green dragon. The 10 buttons are evenly spaced and, along the front, they are
seemingly crafted from dragon teeth. When the wearer
speaks the command word, dragon wings extend from
the back of the robe that empower the caster to fly with a
speed of 60 feet (good maneuverability). An unknown
power is if the wearer casts a fly spell while wearing the
robes the speed is increased to 90 feet for the duration of
the spell. The robes also confer damage reduction 10/
magic against ranged weapons; AL N; Int 12, Wis 16,
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Cha 15; Speech, 60 ft. darkvision and hearing; Ego score

10.
Languages: Common, draconic. Item can read any
language it can speak.
Lesser Powers: Item has 12 ranks in Diplomacy,
item has 12 ranks in Bluff and item can bless its allies 3/
day.
Moderate transmutation; CL 15th; Craft Wondrous
Item, fly, protection from arrows; Price 106,000 gp
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