SHATTERED SPLINTERED DEEMED

DAMNED DOOMED INDIA OF TODAY

Tomorrow (26th January 2010) is the 61st year of the establishment of our Republic. The
Ship of Indian State seems to be sinking slowly, gradually and irretrievably. In this terrible
context, I cannot help recalling a book titled “INDIA IN 1983”, written by an English Civil
Servant belonging to the Indian Civil Service in 1888. The imaginary and fictitious
predictions he made in 1888 about the future of the Independent Indian State seem to have
come true in letter and spirit today!!

When George Orwell published his book 1984 in June 1949, it instantly became a best seller.
Likewise in 1888, a book entitled INDIA IN 1983 was published. The book became very popular
in India and England at that time. During my visit to the British Museum Library in London in
1987, I had the good fortune of reading this book. I also managed to get a photocopy of this very
rare and unknown book from the museum authorities. The author of that book intended to
remain anonymous. Written in the nature of a gripping political satire, the author fore-told
the granting of independence for India by England in 1983.
The author of that book prophesied with remarkable accuracy the various so-called
‘progressive’ political reform schemes which were going to come subsequently in the next 30
years and which were to become the stepping stones on the road to India's freedom in 1983. The
only weak point in the book was the Englishman's optimistic attitude towards the duration
of their stay in India. He had expected the British rule to last in India till 1983! The book
depicted in a humorous way the imaginary chaotic functioning of the Parliament (our Lok Sabha
and Rajya Sabha of today!!) that was to be created in India after independence in 1983, if the
dreams of the Indian nationalistic leaders of 1888 were to become a reality in 1983 in the fullness
of time.

Lord Ripon was the Viceroy of India in 1883.He was known for his liberal attitude towards
Indians and their aspirations. Sir Courtenay Ilbert, the then Law Member of Viceroy Ripon's
Council, introduced a bill in the Imperial Legislative Council in 1883. In those days no English or
European or white citizen in India could be tried by any Indian judge for his offences in India. The
bill sought to do away with that privilege of the whites. There was a great public outcry from
the British trading and commercial community in all parts of India—and more particularly
in Calcutta and Bengal--- against the introduction of the Ilbert Bill. All the local vernacular
newspapers were vehemently in favour of the Ilbert Bill. Lot of dirty linen was washed by
many Englishmen against the so called native Indians and vice versa. In such an atmosphere of
vituperative public controversy and high public tension, a new book entitled INDIA IN 1983 was
published. What is interesting historically is that this book forecasting the attainment of
Indian independence in 1983, was published in 1888, three years after the founding of the
Indian National Congress in December 1885.

The new book created a great public sensation and unprecedented consternation in official circles
at Calcutta. In view of the author's official position, the book was published anonymously, but the
gentry of that time guessed correctly who had written it. It was T. Harte-Davies (1849- 1920), of
the Indian Civil Service, a man of versatile talents, the District Judge of Karachi at that time. He
was an accomplished pianist and a talented linguist. He knew French, German, Italian and
Russian, in addition to three Indian languages. He was a frequent contributor to The Pioneer of
Allahabad, a leading English newspaper of that time. Upon his retirement in 1894, he returned
to England only to plunge into active politics there. He was elected as MP for Hackney in
1895. He was also an active member of the British Committee of the Indian National
Congress. He was an enthusiastic champion of the political aspirations of the Indians. He
was a close associate of Mr. A.O.Hume and Mr. Wedderburn, of the Indian National
Congress.

In his book INDIA IN 1983, T.Harte-Davies described the departure of the British from India in
1983 in the following words:

“It was a still and broiling day in April 1983 when the last vessel sailed out of Bombay
harbour with the English troops on board. The vast bay, which for a month before had
been crowded with huge transports and resounded with the rattle of shipping cargo and
stores, was now deserted, except for the picturesque native boats and the Mail Steamer
which was to convey the Viceroy, the Commander-in-Chief, and the Governors of Madras
and Bombay from the shores of India.”

T Harte-Davies caricatured the lawless and unruly Parliament that was going to be established in
India after independence in 1983. The President of this new Parliament was Babu Joy Kissen
Chunder Sen. According to Harte-Davies, this is how he came to the Parliament and started his
proceedings in 1983: “He took his seat, and having just finished his breakfast, proceeded to
eructate violently three or four times; he then blew his nose on the floor, holding that organ
between his fore-finger and thumb for the purpose, cleared his throat, expectorated, and finally
rose and burst into a flood of typical oriental eloquence: ‘Gentlemen, fellow-countrymen, shall I
not say fellow-members of Parliament and Romans, lend me your ears. This is the
proudest moment of my life, my vita, ars longa, vita brevis, as the poet says, when I see
before me your physiognomies and visages all full of constitutional transformation;
indeed, I am as it were in a hurly-burly, and say to myself, I am now in a more noble
position than Washington was in USA in 1782; in a stronger position than Cicero, when he
stirred up his fellow-citizens to make war on the Carthagians; all this I say in this princely
house and more, sitting on its own bottom, and controlling the Financial, Judicial,
Revenue, Secret, General, Political, Educational and Public Works Departments of the
Government of India’ ( Thunderous applause greeted the President).

Babu Joy Kissen Chunder Sen continued in this manner: ‘For we are the advanced thinkers,
and we show things to others, and nobody shows nothing to us. We are the heirs of the ancient
wisdom of ARYAVARTA, we are the sons of the Bengal, which has conquered India, we are the
B.A's of the Calcutta University, superior to all the gentlemen educated at Oxford and Cambridge.
Let us then go on blazes in the course of civilization and progress, and guided by the teaching of
theology, psychology, geology, physiology, doxology and sociology and all the other sciences that
Pax Brittanica can boast of. We can now confront the unmitigated myrmidons of despotism, and
say to the adversaries of freedom and jurisprudence, you be blowed (cries of 'Shabash',
'bohuth acha' and rapturous applause.)

CHAOS IN INDIAN PARLIAMENT

I am indeed wonder struck by the prescient and detailed understanding shown by T Harte-Davies
about the unruly and chaotic functioning of Parliament that was going to come to India after
independence in 1983. He anticipated the unruly incidents, rude, crude, foolish, indecent,
barbarous and criminal behaviour of the Members of Parliament in India 1983 in these
words: ‘The next instant every man in the assembly of Parliament was on his feet and
soon an unseemly wrangling began, and such exclamations as, you shut up, you have got
no locus yatandi, chup raho, thum beff coofe ho and the like, were heard through the din. At
last they began to make uncomplimentary remarks concerning the moral character of the
female members of each other's families and finally matters went so far that all the
members stood up shouting raucously with clenched fists with an attitude of self-defence,
which they accomplished by presenting their stomachs to the front before the House. The
President of the House tried in vain without success to interfere and rang his bell to
command silence.’

I have no doubt that Somnath Chaterjee, the Former Speaker of Lok Sabha would be thrilled
by the above words of T.Harte-Davies which are totally relevant and applicable to more than
70% of the disgusting members of the Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha today!!

All round corruption in public administration, gay and irrepressible swindling of public funds,
jobbery and nepotism which are the hall-mark of governance in all parts of India today and which
are directly promoted as a matter of high state policy by the Sonia-directed UPA Government
were graphically foreseen by T Harte-Davies in 1888:

“Matters at all levels of government were arranged orientally, and at the bottom of the
native character there is a profound sympathy with oriental methods of administration. It
was now perfectly certain that the larger part of the funds would stick to the palms of the
members of the Parliamentary Committee, that their relatives and friends would compose
the entire administrative staff, that no contract would be given unless a handsome
commission was paid to the President and Secretary of Parliament, and that any works
that were constructed would be exclusively adapted to the improvement of the private
property of the President and Members of Parliament. All this was thoroughly understood,
and the feeling it aroused was not one of indignation, but a simple and unquenchable
desire to participate in the spoils. After all, was it not better that the public money should
go in this way than that it should be spent by An English Sahib on his eccentric notions of
protected drinking water-supply, vaccination and the like? In a native Government, with a
Native Board fully loaded with Native Members and having unlimited control over the
funds, whose proceedings every Native could understand, there would be a better
administrative set-up in the total absence of the unsympathetic and incorruptible
Englishman whose actions had long been acknowledged to be unbearably incalculable.”

T Harte-Davies gave a hilarious description of the official and public reaction in England to
the goings-on in the India of 1983 soon after her independence:

“Such were the pleasing features which distinguished the closing days of the year 1983. The
English newspapers congratulated the British Government on its fore-sight in declining to
interfere in the affairs of alien races, and on having finally decided, after two hundred years of
iniquitous possession, to allow India to stew in her own native juice.”

The tragedy and comedy of post independent India is that over 90 per cent of our legislators
(MPs and MLAs) have succeeded magnificently in giving cubic content to the above words of T
Harte-Davies. It ill-behoves us as a nation after 63 years of our independence that we should
prove the caricatured portraiture of P:arliament in Independent India which T Harte-Davies done
in 1888 bang right in letter and spirit in the India of 2010.

Perhaps Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930) had our Members of Parliament in his mind when
he wrote ‘The more featureless and complete a crime is, the more difficult it is to bring it
home…. Nothing is worse than a naked robber’. In my view, in so far as our laughable
Parliament is concerned, crime is a logical extension of the sort of shameful behaviour that is
often considered perfectly respectable in legitimate, high and mighty Parliamentary business!!
During the last twenty five years there has been a gradual increase in the number of MPs
in the Lok Sabha with a criminal record behind them, blurring the line between great crime
and high politics. Our former Prime Minister I K Gujral released a report in 2006 called
‘Citizens Report on Governance and Development’. This report was prepared by the NGO,
National Social Watch Coalition, which is an alliance of social groups, parliamentarians,
academician, policy makers and media practitioners with the objective of promotion of
accountability and democratisation of representative institutions. According to this report, 518 out
of 3182 candidates across parties had criminal backgrounds while more than 120, which is about
one-fourth of the total, elected to the 14th Lok Sabha, had been charge sheeted in criminal
cases. We can see from this report that over 50 per cent of serious criminal cases registered
against MPs were mostly from the States of UP, Bihar, Jharkhand and MP. The report also
pointed out that lengthy legal procedures make conviction of these MPs in a Court of Law even
more difficult. The whole world is aware of the fact that the Indian parliament has an
overwhelmingly greater percentage of criminals than the general population.

In the Lok Sabha which existed before May 2009, the number of MP’s charged with cases of
serious crimes was 333, with several MPs having multiple cases. If we look at violent crimes like
murder, attempt to murder, robbery, dacoity, kidnapping, theft and extortion, rape, other
violent crimes like assault using dangerous weapons or causing grievous hurt, the Samajwadi
Party (SP) lead the criminal show with 80 cases, followed by BSP 43, BJP 17, INC 16, RJD 9,
CPM 5, CPI 1, NCP 2. Regarding other crimes like cheating, fraud, forgery, giving false oaths to
public officials and so on, this was the Party-wise position: BSP 23, RJD 22, INC 21, BJP 11, SP
11 and CPM 6.

I am presenting below two tables showing the party-wise number of MPs with criminal
charges pending against them and party-wise candidates with a criminal record behind
them. These tables have been prepared by Association for Democratic Reforms (ADR).

Lock Sabha 2004: MPs with criminal charges

Association for Democratic Reforms (ADR) was founded in 1999 by a group of Professors
from the Indian Institute of Management (IIM), Ahmedabad and some alumni to work
towards strengthening democracy and governance in India by focusing on fair and
transparent electoral processes. Since it’s founding, it has worked with over 1000 NGO
partners around India, disseminating information on candidates and political parties to voters.
ADR has also worked closely with the media, the Election Commission of India and eminent
citizens around the country. Its founder was elected as a Young Global Leader by the World
Economic Forum in 2008.

The best way in which I can sum up the overall character of MPs in our Parliament is in the words
of Walt Whitman (1819-1891), hailed as the great poet of American Democracy:

“…the members who composed it were, seven-eighths of them, the meanest kind of
bawling and blowing officeholders, office-seekers, pimps, malignant conspirators,
murderers, fancy-men, custom-house clerks, contractors, kept-editors, spaniels well-
trained to carry and fetch, jobbers, infidels, disunionists, terrorists, mail catchers, pushers
of slavery, creatures of the President , creatures of would-be Presidents, spies, bribers,
compromisers, lobbyers, sponges, ruined sports, expelled gamblers, policy-backers,
duelists, carriers of concealed weapons, deaf men, pimpled men, scarred with vile
disease, gaudy outside with gold chains made from the people's money and harlots'
money twisted together; crawling, serpentine men, the lousy combinings and born
freedom-sellers of the earth”.

The shameful cry of many Indians today seems to be this:

“Breathes there the man

(The writer is a retired IAS officer)