Myra Muriel Go
Myra Muriel Go
Myra Muriel Go
It was the day of the Christmas program, and Teacher Helen was not feeling well at all.
Teacher Helen had been teaching English at the same school for twenty years. She was
forty years old and forty is supposed to be a very good age to be for any teacher. That
means a teacher would have enriched many, many lives.
Still, Teacher Helen was very unhappy, having grown increasingly disappointed with her
efforts at teaching English in the last five years.
Even if she doubled her efforts at explaining the rules of subject and verb agreement,
she still got sentences that read: The poem are about, or, I think and felt or, Rizal and
her writing; and even if the only strategy she hadnt used was to dance the tango to
induce her students to read, she ultimately got reactions like, Teacher? Did I like
Kipling? Duh, I dunno, I never kippled before. Is that like bungee jumping?
An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.
Or worse, Shakespeare? Is he the new guy with the X-men? The one with the vibrating
laser beam?
Teacher Helen couldnt figure it out very well, could not say where exactly the problem
lay. Although her students only spoke smatterings of English they seemed to
understand much of it; specially films, or the NBA
games. And they correctly pronounced all the signature brands of clothes and colognes.
They also liked to celebrate the American festivals like Valentines and
Halloween
. Her students used English mostly to express their thoughts and feelings on those
days, even though their efforts left something to be desired:
I Labs Ya. Dya Labs Me 2? Or better, Will ya be may Balentine? Ur cool!
At Halloween they told her of their adventures. Mum! We went to trek and tret.
In the gentlest manner she would say, Oh, Trick or Treat! How wonderful. And Jund,
thats Mam. Maaam. Mum used to be an underarm deodorant.
Teacher Helen also thought that she didnt want to teach speech anymore, for it began
to feel like The Mother of All Jawbreakers. To try to help students distinguish between
the P and the F, B and the V, and the soft and hard TH, and worse diphthongs, seemed
Teacher Helen to need several lifetimes to accomplish.
informal
a word that is very long or hard to pronounce
here.
Oh. May I ask why?
I finally realized that trying toe teach English was being Sisyphus, a hopeless, uphill
going nowhere job.
And so you quit.
Wisest thing I ever did in my life.
Yes. Of course
Some of my friends have better paying jobs abroad. DH-Tutors. Have their own houses.
Teacher Helen didnt feel as good as she did a while ago. She fell into deep thought,
interrupted at last by her physician who arrived, hounded by a large group of medical
reps waving Christmas packages.
Merry Christmas, Helen, not feeling well this season?
Teacher Helen seemed far away, managing a wan reply. Can you believe this?
She whispered, a little lost.
An hour later, Teacher Helen was still there, as the waiting room emptied of the other
patients.
It might have been pleasant waiting all together had not the receptionist asked one
patient, Have you been x-rayed?
No, was the patients quick reply. I was ultra-violated.
Teacher Helen shot a glance at the patient, then locked gaze with the receptionist. Like
a trouper that she was, the receptionist ignored the mistake and kept silent.
And like the teacher that she still was, Teacher Helen was about to speak in correction.
At the last moment though, she too kept silent.
At that moment another receptionist came over from the kidney doctors clinic.
Hey, did you hear about the baby our next door pedia lost this morning?
No, what happened? Sepsis. Infected ambivalent cord.
Teacher Helen staggered to her feet, feeling like she had been shot.
emmarithbalili said...
hahahaaha! naglabad ako ulo sigeg katawa...hahahaha... somehow, it seems to imply that
teacher Helen is in a society where the people that surrounds her were not capable of
adopting and speaking the English language very well. And she cannot accept the fact
that they cannot unlike her..something like she wants to control them but she can't. Siya
ray nag.patay sa iyang self hinoon by thinking and worrying about it desperately..naa ba
koy point? what do you think? i am open to comments and suggestions..thank you. :)
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Sir Januar and to all!!
At 3:19 AM,
januar said...
hehe hope i'll get to hear from my phil lit. classes, too. was supposed to let them read this
before the christmas break, but the events took over, damn!--Sir Janrax ;-)
At 5:53 PM,
januar said...
just a little reminder while we're enjoying the story. while we laugh at our ways with the
english language, let's not forget that it doesn't define or measure our intelligence. just
because you can't mimic the twang doesn't mean you're less brainy than those who can.
okeydokey?--Sir Januar
At 6:50 AM,
emmang,
you wantsome comments? jeez, you're english is improving... keep it up...
merry christmas emmang...
At 10:10 PM,
emmarithbalili said...
hey jona!
merry christmas! :) thanks jona. i really appreciate it..:) but will you please call me
EMMARITH? i don't want to be called emmang. i'm not old yet...hehe... ok? thanks! b
safe.
hello Sir!
merry christmas!! i agree with your point.. by the way, do we have a test next year? hope
wala...hehe :) b safe.
At 2:54 AM,
ino-chan said...
funny? the teacher was taking it too seriously...Or should we do the same thing? I
wonder...would i suffer like her, too, when i become a teacher? no one knows...anyway,
it's inspiring. It's giving me the cue... i should do well my part as a student.
happy christmas...merry new year!
At 3:00 AM,
ino-chan said...
emmarith,
you don't know me, do you? i guess this is a good time to make friends.
you do have a point. we have the same idea..hehe
happy christmas!
p.s. just let jooh be...it's christmas anyway...hehe
At 4:58 AM,
emmarithbalili said...
hi ino_chan..
thanks! i really have no idea who you are.. may i know you? hehehe, kasab-an jud ta ani
ni sir... by the way, wen ato klas?
thanks agen...ai, "again" kay english majors man kuno ta...hehehe....
happy birthday!
happy new year !
At 7:05 PM,
januar said...
emmang! kasab-an ni sir? ngano gud. i'm the type who survives christmas hehe
At 8:00 AM,
thank you so much for being our teacher in literature for the second semester of our first
year in college... hehehe.... the journey that we had with you was indeed fun and
memorable... God bless you always sir...
At 3:28 PM,
ay si rara... :)
kabaw na na's sir.
hehe.
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