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    Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

    10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other


    religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

    9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved
    from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we
    were created from dirt.

    8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

    7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah,
    but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the
    babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
    "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

    6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods
    sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
    impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
    life and then ascended into the sky.

    5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
    scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing
    wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents
    and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

    4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of
    those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will
    spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion
    the most "tolerant" and "loving."

    3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to
    convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in
    "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

    2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers.
    You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
    remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

    1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the
    Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

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