Nymphology

Onestrum Fiddler
This is the most famous, or rather notorious, sex magician in the realms. Onestrum fell into
magic due to his academic prowess and lack of physical strength. Where the clergy would
normally step in to take care of a youngster, Onestrum found himself appalled at the stark and
cloistered nature of his local temples and turned instead to the equally cloistered but more
appealing world of magic.
Onestrum had problems here as well, unable to settle on any single order of magic and,
constantly distracted by the pretty women of the big city, he began to turn his thoughts to the
application of magic to more exciting and personally rewarding ends. Onestrum is not the most
active or proficient blue mage in the realms but he is the most strident and loud, demanding that
the field to which he has devoted his time is seen in the same light and has the same importance
as hurling fireballs, which he regards as rather childish and unrewarding.
He eschews the normal shapeless wizards robes and dresses in much the same manner as
rogues, favouring the latest styles and fashions, even though they do not particularly fit his rake
like figure. Onestrum issues a sort of nervous energy on a wavelength palpably detectable to
women. He always smells slightly of sweaty leather and gives the impression he really needs to
be somewhere else.
‘Sex needs to be taken seriously and we as wizards are tired of always being thought of as the
scrawny weakling or the person who blows things up. We’re people too with needs and desires
like any other person and one of those needs is to bump uglies with as many people as possible
for enjoyment, and sometimes just because we don’t have anything better to do on a Friday
night. This area merits serious study and since the colleges of magic refuse to spend any time on
it I present my knowledge for posterity. May it bring you pleasure, enjoyment and bedsprings so
worn you sleep in the room below.’
– Onestrum’s introduction to the original Encyclopaedia Arcane

Encyclopaedia
Arcane
Nymphology
James Desborough
Contents Credits
4 Introduction Editor
Daniel Bishop
6 Erotica Arcane – An Overview
Interior Illustrations
14 New Erotic Magic Spells
Renato Guedes, Reynaldo Batista
26 The Plane of Lust
Production Manager
30 Perversions of Power Alexander Fennell
40 Skills & Feats
42 Objects of Desire
47 Creatures of Lust
52 OGL/D20 Licences
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INTRODUCTION
Introduction Encyclopaedia
Arcane
M
agic is applied to every field of human
endeavour. War, commerce, building a This is the first book on the role of erotic and sex
better mousetrap, fixing the drains, magic within the fantasy setting. It is part of the
preserving bread – all of these sparkling facets of the Encyclopaedia Arcane series by mongoose
rough diamond that is human experience interact publishing. Designed to be inserted seamlessly into
with the magical in some way. Maybe fey gold any fantasy-based D20 games system, these
(known as credit cards in our world) with which to sourcebooks enhance and expand all arcane
buy things or an acid arrow to clear a particularly spellcasting classes, adding a whole new dimension
persistent clog of hair from the plughole. Yet one to campaigns.
aspect of human activity is shied away from in the
formal colleges of magic, though it forms an Each book of the Encyclopaedia Arcane series is not
important aspect of the thaumaturgical field. just intended for Games Masters to use in
conjunction with their non-player characters
In the yards, lavatories and dormitories of the however. Players themselves will find full details on
various colleges of magic young students swap tales how to use the magic systems with new or existing
and cobbled together spells developed over the characters, greatly increasing the wealth of options
years. Some famous names in the field of magic they are presented with in the core rulebooks.
have a history that is only told in notes passed in
class and some of their early work is... enlightening If it needs pointing out, this is humorous in content
to say the least, shedding light on their particular and intent. While the spells, rules and prestige
obsessions. Some drop out entirely to pursue this classes presented herein should all be useable in
aspect of magic with complete devotion and clarity your campaigns, everything is presented primarily
of purpose. for laughs. ‘Many a true word spoken in jest.’
Cloistered away as they are in their universities and Nymphology –

towers, magic users come up with some very peculiar
ideas about sex, despite the presence of both genders Magical moments
in the colleges. Sorcerers are perhaps a little more The purpose of this book is to explore, with a focus
worldly wise given that they are not shut away for a on humour, the role of magic within sex and of sex
large part of their lives learning by rote, but their within magic. Players and Games Masters will find
tendency towards arrogance also keeps them at a new spells tackling this area and new prestige
distance, and so much of their study is also based on classes with which to expand their characters or
conjecture and ‘playground rumour’. populate the sleazier parts of their fantasy cities. In
this book you will find treatise on subjects such as
The fact is the erotic arts are one of the most the power of love and lust, the spells of the erotic
beguiling and least discussed aspects of the magical school and the mysterious plane of lust.
profession. Just as with all other aspects of magic
there are dangers rewards both. There is no Blue magic is a secret art but not in the same vein as
immortality here, just the base pleasures of the flesh. necromancy or demonology. It is shunned by the
The appeal of the erotic is a large attraction of the great magi, whatever their involvement in youth. It
profession, and many a young apprentice holds is because of this that it is very much rough and
close the dream of bringing a properly bound ready, unpolished and in most cases only developed
succubus to his bed. by unscrupulous amateurs. Like many aspects of
magic it is obsessive, though it can be argued that
Others just fiddle themselves into an early grave obsessing on sex and the pursuit of it is a lot
hunched over their crystal balls while the girls at healthier than hanging around graveyards digging
‘the school for comely young elf maidens’ up company.
unknowingly dance, wiggle and splash for their
pleasure.
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INTRODUCTION
It hadn’t been easy making it over the wall of the college and out into the town but the scraped knees, undignified falls and multiple
asthma attacks had been worth it once they had got to the tavern. Jhonen’s father’s money had bought a hearty meal and heartier
ale the likes of which the college kitchen’s thin-lipped cook disapproved of. The music played, the drink went down smoothly, the
pipes came out and sweet smelling smoke filled the air as the collected students relaxed and congratulated themselves on a good
night out. Two physical needs sated and with ale loosening their tongues the conversation took a natural turn towards sex.
‘Isn’t she gorgeous?’ sighed Siorfan while doodling on the table in spilled beer, his eyes fixed on a tavern wench who had seen
better days. None-the-less, a year inside the same classes and libraries, and the wondrous effect of ale, combined within him to
turn her into a vision of loveliness and an object of no small desire.
‘A little study and you could have her with a simple enough spell’ remarked Yacob. Yacob was studying enchantment and his
presence tended to make the other students nervous. It was like he was already boring into your mind without the use of magic.
‘How can you even think of such a thing!’ Ellissa broke into the conversation. The others hadn’t thought to temper their conversation
around her. As a defensive abjurer and fellow mage they regarded her as being about as sexually aware or significant as a
doorpost, regardless of what she felt about it.
‘I’d do anything to have someone like her’ Siorfan sighed again, watching her dispensing ale with years of skill. ‘But the lady folk
aren’t impressed with intellect or magical skill.’
‘I might be’ mused Ellissa half to herself.
‘All they want is those big muscled barbarians, prancing about the place with their shiny oiled skin and their fur posing pouches’
continued Siorfan, clearly having not heard her.
‘They’re not worth your while these common wenches’ said Jhonen before taking a long pull on his pipe. His eyes shone through
the smoke gathered about his saturnine beard as he put the conjurer’s point of view forward. ‘Why bother with the fulsome but
flawed fare of this world when you can taste the forbidden fruit of the other?’
‘You mean demons’ muttered Ellissa.
Jhonen leant back in his chair smiling.
‘Succubi to be precise’ he shared a predatory grin with Siorfan ‘I could set you up, I know a man on Beazly Street who makes the
scrolls. Once you’ve tasted ‘red’ meat you never go back.’
Ellissa gagged in disgust but a few of the others chuckled to themselves and grinned at each other, thinking of the possibilities.
‘I’ve always found the real and physical to be a bit of a disappointment’ Gior was a gnome and an illusionist. To illustrate his
point, he muttered an incantation and held out his hands, perched on which appeared to be a sprite sprawling back on his palm
doing obscene things to herself.
Myram the diviner kept quiet through the whole conversation, trying to hide his little crystal ball and casting embarrassed sidelong
glances at Ellissa.
Another round of ale arrived, eliciting more sighing from Siorfan and some more moaning. ‘Even if I did enslave her will with
magic and bed her, how could I ever compare with those barbarian brutes? I’m no love machine.’
Quiet until now Sestyne the elven transmuter spoke up, half to herself. ‘You could always make yourself a little better with a spell,
there’s a ton of them in the library.’
The others regarded her incredulously until she blushed and looked down. ‘No really, in amongst the old student notebooks. I
don’t understand half of it but there’s a lot of magic spells there for this sort of thing.’
Siorfan blinked absorbing the information ‘Why haven’t we heard about this before? We’re taught about how to raise dead
bodies, why not something a little more wholesome, not to mention useful.’
‘For some reason the tutors don’t think it’s appropriate,’ Jhonen said. ‘If you want to learn about it you have to find others outside
the college willing to teach you, like my friend with the scrolls. Students come up with the odd spell themselves and pass them on.’
‘A whole neglected area of magic,’ said Siorfan, his attention drifting from the wench and to the possibilities for his own fame,
fortune and power. ‘You could really make a name for yourself in that field. Think of the possibilities...’
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EROTICA ARCANE – AN OVERVIEW
Erotica
magic these spells do not heal, instead forming a
preventative barrier protecting the mage from being
infected or harmed in the first place. Some magic
Arcane – An
users add their own tweaks to these spells,
improving them slightly in their own ways to
enhance their performance. That is about as useful
Overview
as abjuration gets.
The art of conjuration is dipped into by mages
N
ymphology, or ‘blue magic’ is a hidden and seeking to taste the fruits of other realms and worlds.
ill-regarded form of the arcane. It is also a Summonings stock the rooms of mystical bordellos
very demanding field of magic, drawing as and provide ‘easily’ available bed partners for lonely
it does on so many areas of conventional sorcery. magicians with magical reagents to spare.
This is no small part due to the furtive and secretive Summoners can make a tremendous amount of
nature of its development, thrashed out (so to speak) money pimping their stable of supernatural lovelies
in huddled groups and midnight experiments by to jaded merchants, rich nobles and adventurous bon
students of magic who have not yet learned to be vivants but the demands of these individuals can
arrogant about their own field and derisive of others. rapidly outstrip the mage’s ability to provide.
As such, those who choose to devote their full study
to the erotic arts tend to be open-minded towards A lot of people have something of the voyeur in
most other fields of magic, scavenging and piecing them. Watching others while they are unaware of
together anything that aids their own understanding your presence can be very appealing, peeking in on
and the furtherance of their powers. people is a time-honoured tradition and it is no
surprise that, with their access to crystal balls and
Abjuration is little used by the blue mage save in a perceptive powers, magic users of an erotic ilk make
few minor cantrips used to protect oneself from the good use of divination. At some point an
social diseases of the fantasy world. Unlike divine enterprising merchant is going to make a fortune on
non-fogging wipe-clean crystal balls.
Dominating the will of others would seem to be a

good route to getting into whatever pants happen to
take your fancy. Those who stoop to enchantment
tend to be regarded fairly badly by other blue mages
and, unless it happens to fit their particular kink,
most people find the ministrations of an enchanted
‘zombie’ mechanical and unfulfilling. Even those
into domination find enchantment less than
satisfying since no will has been broken, just
bypassed.
Blue mages tend to regard those who concentrate on

evocation in much the same way as virile but poor
young men regard weasel-like old men with vast
estates. Blowing things up is seen very much as a
penis substitute and the domain of the inadequate.
The realm of illusion and glamour can provide

where the real world, the spirits and the planes
cannot. What the multiverse does not provide, the
conscious mind can. Illusionists can literally
provide anything a client can imagine with every
sense catered for. If you see an illusionist in a
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tavern, smiling and adjusting his belt, he may not Even the greatest of magic users cannot always
have just finished a satisfying meal. control the forces they try to wield and the power of
love, lust and creation is wilful, often seeking to
Only the most twisted of blue mages will ever delve flow in its own directions, slippery and as hard to
into the necromantic arts in search of pleasure, grasp as a nymph covered in baby oil. Blue magic
whatever the black clad practitioners of the dark art cannot interfere with true love and can go awry,
have to say about the wonders of forbidden hitting people other than the intended target if the
pleasures. force of creation and lust feels that others should be
affected. Where an attraction, however
Transmutation on the other hand provides many subconscious, already exists the magic will flow
opportunities for the blue mage. With transmutation more easily and be more binding.
magic he is able to enhance his physique, prowess,
confidence and the ‘tools of the trade,’ or just let off Slipper
Slipperyy Love Channel
a few slick effects like changing his partners dress In cases where there is existing attraction or love
into rose petals (and back if he ever wants to see her between two people, or such loathing and disgust
again). that the mere idea of touching one another would
cause hives and profuse vomiting, erotic magic is
All of these schools manipulate both positive and either more or less effective, respectively. It is
negative energies. Blue magic views love and lust recommended that the Games Master consider up to
in much the same way as these other schools view a +5 circumstance bonus to the spell’s DC in the
their own nebulous and undefined energy. Love and former instance, or the character’s Will save in the
lust are powerful forces - true love is immortal, latter.
whereas lust can overcome even the most level-
headed and secure of people, causing them to cast
aside their reserve and thoughts of family or position The Misuse of Erotic
to indulge in one moment of pure pleasure. Men
and women will put themselves through great risk, Magic
terrible trials and worse discomfort all for a glimpse All magic carries with it the possibility of hubris -
of nipple or quick grope. They will spend money, the risk that one will consider themself so
move mountains and launch wars all for as little as a omnipotent, so invulnerable, so untouchable that
kiss. they completely fail to account for the true risk
factor of the halfling with a sock full of marbles
Blue mages see love and lust as the primary sneaking up behind them with murder in mind. Blue
motivating force behind all humanoid endeavours, magic is no different and carries with it its own series
and as such tap into that vast pool of energy, of problems and risks. Some of these are not
manipulating and channelling it to form their spells particularly thought to be problems by those who
and effects. Ultimately it all boils down to one thing ‘suffer’ them but they are social death.
– mating.
Scholars of erotic magic look at this powerful force

Temptation
and see it reflected in the cycles of nature and the Many things draw the blue mage’s eye. With the
veneration shown to gods and goddesses of fertility power to get whomever for whatever you want
(and they spend a long time looking at the statues). comes the desire to do so. With the power at your
They look at the power of nature wielded by the fingertips the feeling that it should be used grows
druids, a natural and creative force and they see the stronger each day. With mastery of the power comes
possibilities of tapping into this force with their own the need to search for new uses, new limits, new
spells and incantations, wild and primitive ways to indulge that pleasure and new horizons to
compared to most arcane magic. Where clerics and seek. Before long, temptation can carry the blue
druids allow the power to flow through them, shaped mage away and they’ll find themselves bent over a
by their deity arcane magi grasp hold of the power ducking stool in a studded leather wizard’s hat with
themselves, shaping it and making it flow to their a succubus spanking them, while the guard beat
own whims and desires, guiding it into a variety of down the door to charge them with obscene acts
pleasing and titillating forms. with a basilisk. Blue mages often find themselves
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(just do not go
looking for track
marks, you will be
arrested).
Like a lot of
addicts, sex
addicts do not
much care where
they get their hit or
that overindulging
may be bad for
them. Both the
blue mages and
those they use to
twist and warp for
their pleasure end
up spent, in more
ways than one.
Getting Lost
in the Moment
One very great risk of this form of magic is getting
drawn hither and yon, the force of lust wielding their caught up in the passion of the moment. Not just the
will as much as their will wields the force of lust. moments where we all make silly faces and say
peculiar things or when atheists call out to the gods
Anyone who owns a penis will know the feeling. – but in every moment.
Self Indulgence The channelling of the heady forces of lust tends to

Many use magic to help others. The temptation for make blue magi impulsive, short-sighted and
masters of erotic magic is to indulge their own vices unpredictable. Consequences of actions or magic
and whims to the exclusion of all others. past the immediate are not even considered; short-
Withdrawing into themselves and entirely eaten up term reward is all they need. Being drunk on the
by their own passions they step back from society, power of blue magic is much like being drunk on
becoming unable to interact with it and soon blur lager, except you never sober up and are more likely
the lines between the fantasy they create within their to wake up with someone else’s familiar than a traffic
towers and laboratories and the real world. Viewing cone.
everything as nothing more than another potential
source of pleasure of voyeurism and getting blisters The Use of Erotic
on their private parts, those who succumb to this
way of life are pitied by other blue magi. Magic
Despite the dangers and abuses of the art, there are
The Cost in People no end of positive uses and rewards that derive from
There is a very definite human cost to the pursuit of a mastery of this field of magic. Blue mages tend to
blue magic, one of broken hearts and ruptured parts. be more down to earth and ‘streetwise’ than more
Any indulgence carried to the extreme is dangerous, conventional mages and they are ‘everyone’s friend’.
from excessive consumption to staying in the bath Blue mages are well connected and while they may
too long. or may not be liked, people will always act as
though they are. They can help people a great deal
The sheer fact of the matter is that sex is addictive and can earn trust, friendship and big, fat sacks of
and like many addictions it can lead to hollow eyes, cash by doing so.
lack of sleep, sallow skin and lesions on the body
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Helping People hauling off into the dungeons of the world with
adventurers but it is a lot easier and more pleasant to
Many people have problems they do not feel come by. If you can get money out of a dungeon,
comfortable talking about that require drastic more power to you, but a hole is a hole and the one
remedies. Traditionally the village wise woman has without the dragon is probably a safer bet.
dispensed this sort of thing but they tend to
concentrate their help on the womenfolk, men never
really having been comfortable with confessing their The Dangers of Self Abuse
needs or problems to persons of the female The power of lust is a nigh unstoppable force with
persuasion. You just know it is going to end up as little that can effectively oppose it. Feuding
gossip. families, common decency and trouser seams all fall
like dominoes before the power of lust. Much like
Where the wise women have poultices, potions and the dark power of negative energy that can warp and
pseudo-psychological advice, the blue magi have an twist necromancers into beings of hideous evil, the
incantation or an artefact more than able to deal with power of lust can warp and twist its users in
the problem without all the hideous cackling. To unforeseen ways.
most men, asking hideous old women for sex advice
is like asking the tarrasque for a breath mint. Old As with much of magic, the one who studies and
people exist in a space outside attraction and sex, uses it can become closed off from the world. The
even if they were ‘a bit of a fox’ back in their day. difference being that blue magi are not closed off
studying, but rather using their magic on themselves
Because of this many men, lots of them for fun and profit and losing themselves in the
coincidentally rich and powerful, prefer to seek out various hot and sticky pleasures to be found in the
the practitioners of blue magic, however discredited, pages of their spell books. Pallid and trembling of
sleazy or rare they are and however many suspicious hand, their brief and rare forays into the outside
crusty stains adorn their robes. world for food can spark a panic that aboleth slime
has made its way into the town water supply.
Helping Yourself
Yourself Towers are a peculiarity of most wizards. According
Stereotypes exist for a reason. Humanity, when to many female, earthy, druidic persons of an
viewed as a large group does fit certain patterns. unshaven armpits persuasion they are…
However, this does not mean that people within that
group cannot be individuals, it just means that there ‘Towering symbols of the lascivious thaumaturgical
is a recognisable thread running through all of them. dominance of the wizardly profession expressed in
Wizards and sorcerers, mages of almost any architectural form to compensate for their
description have a stereotype, that of the inadequate, inadequacy and to express their believed supremacy
antisocial and unloved hermit. Magic users never over female oriented earth magic.’
got chosen first in team games, never got invited to
the dances and this has given many of them an Quite what any of that means most people are not
enormous chip on their shoulder and a problem with sure but wizards who have seen the patches of mud
the opposite sex. these people call holy tend to attribute it to ‘tower
envy’ and add an extra storey.
Erotic magic helps the mage overcome this
stereotype. With their studies they can not only Blue magi seem especially attracted to the idea of
overcome their inhibitions and physical towers, spending a great deal of money to have the
deficiencies, but also become superlative lovers and most splendid and extravagant one they can afford.
if gain a reputation, they may even be sought out by This is in part good advertising, as their tower looms
the opposite (or maybe same) sex for their over the surrounding slums in which they usually
thaumaturgically enhanced attentions. make their homes. Decked out in pink marble and
crowned with dazzling amethyst, the towers are a
Besides the psychological benefits ‘getting some’ sight to see and something to be sniggered at.
brings (along with the physical relief) there is also a
lot of potential remuneration associated with the You can tell much from looking at a mage. The
powers of the blue mage either as prostitute or pimp, colour of his robes, the look in his eyes, his stance
confessor or pusher. It may not equal the riches of
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and the style of his accoutrements all give you clues into their presence, and that wealth can then pay for
as to his speciality when it comes to magic. An their own particular habits.
evoker might be dressed brightly and brashly in red
and gold, their hair and beard wild and unkempt, So it is that summoning and binding are the most
their hands covered in showy jewellery. A visible uses of conjuration amongst blue magi and
necromancer can be recognised by their black advanced (and horny) students of magic. Some
clothing, their pallor and the stench of their enjoy the challenge of breaking an aasimar on the
reagents. wheel of corruption, while others enjoy the
lascivious nature and whole-heartedness of the
Blue magi can develop one of two ways. They can tiefling. Djinn and their ilk give wish-fulfilment in
become proud, standing tall and enjoying life to the more ways than one and nothing talks dirty like a
fullest, getting fat and clumsy with indulgence but mephit. Succubi and erinyes are obvious choices
always good humoured, charming and smiling, the and known to even the simplest peasant thanks to
kind of person you like but envy. The other the efforts of priests and clerics putting thoughts
becomes hunched over, uncomprehending of people, into their heads from every pulpit. The ‘bi-curious’
seeing everything in the context of sex, to be spied part of society finds the dual nature of the incubus/
on or exploited. succubus a good way out of leaving closets.
Marilith demons are a less obvious choice but the
A great many blue magi become introverts, turning advanced blue mage considers it worth the risk for
away from the cruel world that does not understand all those extra arms and the forked tongue. Kyton’s
their genius, will not sleep with them and chants and their animated chains can have a certain appeal
‘small penis’ openly at them from bars. These magi to those with elaborate and uninhabited dungeons
retreat within their towers to a sexual opulence their and a penchant for black leather. Some attest that
detractors and nay sayers will never experience. Lillend provide one of the best experiences, but also
There, locked away from the world they are more state that their capacity for revenge exceeds even
than content with their succubus and elemental that of a ‘woman scorned’ and caution the mage who
lovers, their nymphs and dryads. They do not need, seeks that particular delight to be ready for
nor want anything else, not so much as a bath, anything. Those who have discovered the existence
eyesight or smooth palms. of the plane of lust concentrate their efforts on
summoning from there and heartily recommend what
Novel Uses for they find, once you can stop them grinning.
Existing Magic Conjuration does not merely summon creatures;

there are other spells within this field of magic ripe
There are a great many creative uses that existing for abuse and misuse. Before he wrote his own spells
spells can be put to, many of them never envisioned the infamous blue mage Baykdoyre used to indulge
(as far as we know) by their original creators. There his passion for halflings with the aid of the grease
is some discussion, usually after a few drinks, on spell.
whether some spells originated in sexual use and
were then tidied up and polished for the Many magi find themselves constantly busy, with no
examination of the magic school’s tutors. time to seek relief for their sexual tensions and both
hands occupied for days at a time. This has led some
Here then are the most commonly misused spells. enterprising souls to horribly misuse the intended
purpose of unseen servant. A wizard sat at their
Conjuration table constructing potions and devices with a manic
The creation of things and the summoning of smile on their face may not in fact be mad, but rather
creatures have much to offer the serious blue mage. enjoying the tender ministrations of their own
Otherworldly beauties can be brought into their shapeless force. Those challenged on this just claim
presence and bound to lascivious duties of all sorts. that ‘it is no different to having a quick one off the
This may seem like a frivolous waste of magic and wrist just because it uses magical power rather than
expensive reagents but the successful conjurer is hand power’.
amongst the most affluent of blue magi. Wealthy
sponsors will pay handsomely for access to the The last most commonly seen misuse of
particular pleasures a blue mage conjurer can bring conventional magic is the web, the sticky strands
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being suggestive in their own

special, way. Dark elves in
particular seem to get a special
thrill from being bound (or
binding others) in the spider-
like web.
Divination
The sexual uses of the arts of
divination are plainly obvious
to even the most casual of
thinkers. Arcane eye,
clairaudience/clairvoyance,
prying eyes and scry are the
most obvious, and the benefits
to be gained by spying on
people unseen are self-evident.
Prying eyes seems to be the most
notorious one used by peeping
toms as they can zoom off by the mage had best be ready to hot-foot it the moment
themselves and gather a lot of information in one go the spell ends as the targets tend to get rather upset.
with little effort on the behalf of the perverted mage.
There are other, less obvious, risks to the use of
Detect thoughts is not as useful as many of the enchantment magic. Take the case of poor ‘Stubby’
uninitiated might otherwise believe it to be. It only Broccoli, blue mage of the fourth circle and formerly
detects surface thoughts and so it will not reveal all known as ‘Long John’ Broccoli, who was about to
the guilty little intimate secrets that your targets issue a magical command to a rather attractive
might be hiding, nor will you unearth their deeply widow when they were interrupted.
hidden fantasies and kinks. About all it is good for
is walking into an inn or bar and gauging the initial ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing?’ asked the
reaction of people to your presence. While that may interloper.
indeed unearth that the well-endowed barmaid is
looking at you and thinking ‘Phwoar!’ It may also ‘Bite Me.’ replied Broccoli.
unearth that many other people in the room are
looking at you and gagging or planning to steal Blue magi can be particularly vindictive when it
your wallet. Even worse, it may reveal that the comes to the use of the geas/quest spell, as the
hideously scarred dwarf in the corner is looking at commands they lay down with these spells tend to
you and thinking ‘Phwoar!’ be extremely demeaning. When all his conventional
attempts to woo lady Velocipede, known for her
Enchantment meek chastity and refusal of advances, failed
Allowing for the complete mental domination of miserably, the master mage Bertram Rounde laid a
another person or creature, enchantment has many geas on her to lay with every man in the town.
possibilities for the unscrupulous or domineering
blue mage to indulge themselves with anyone and Some of the more unpleasant or domineering blue
anything they might care to. magi like to make use of the hold person spell, as
the subject remains aware of their surroundings but
Many of the enchantment spells are based around is unable to do anything about it. The village of
the simple premise of issuing a command or demand thrack was terrorised by a blue mage who pretended
to the subject of the spell and mentally dominating to be a terrible monster, casting hold person on poor
them into carrying out that function. This, whatever defenceless villagers and then tickling them
the power of the particular spell, is the basis for the mercilessly to get his jollies.
most common sexual uses of enchantment though
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The last significantly known misuse of enchantment larger of breast. Like any physical enhancement, if
spells is not limited to blue magi. Drunken things progress far enough or the magic wears off
enchanters often think of this and more than one has there can be problems. Once the ‘tissue comes out of
actually done it. Irresistible dance, with a few very the bra’ or ‘the socks come out of the pants’ the
minor alterations, can be transformed into a object of your affections may well decide look
compulsive and undeniable urge to perform a elsewhere.
striptease.
A particularly enterprising use of illusion has come
Evocation about through interesting misuse of the false vision
spell. Many magi, blue or not, have succumbed to
Evocation does not particularly lend itself well to temptation and used their scrying abilities to spy on
the pursuit of erotic ends, being more concerned strapping lads or pretty maids from time to time, and
with substituting for this area of human endeavour some coin-hungry illusionists have come up with a
with the ability to blow things up. Consequently, pretty good scam.
the spells that can be used in a sexy manner tend to
be rather childish. Voyeuristic magi cannot be guaranteed to find
something worth spying on every time they go
Gust of wind can be used to blow skirts upwards looking, and not all magi have the experience or
giving the panty or stocking fetishist a ripe eyeful, knowledge necessary to conjure up their own
while sending can be used to transmit perverse and illusions or bed partners. Particularly imaginative
stalker type messages directly to the poor victim’s and experienced illusionists designate a place and
mind, leaving them no way to escape them. time each night that they will create an illusory peep
show. Subscribers (those magi who shell out cash for
Most evokers would not know what to do with a this information) tune in from around the world on
member of the opposite sex if they got them alone their crystal balls to get their jollies.
anyway. They would probably just set them on fire
or show them their ‘wands & mana’ catalogue. For anyone there is always unrequited love, the
unattainable lover and the object of affection that
Illusion barely even notices your existence. For these people
The powers of illusion have so many applications the illusionist can offer the comforts of a
and uses in the pursuit of blue magic mastery that simulacrum. Only the richest can afford this as the
most blue magi have at least a few illusion spells investment of power by the mage makes this a
written carefully into their spell books. particularly exhausting spell to perform. Oddly, the
most common ones to pay for this spell are long
Varying degrees of standard illusions can create married merchants whose partners have either
sights, sounds, smell, tastes and touches that fulfil devoted themselves to their career or simply lost
whatever the illusionist or their client desires. The interest in sex.
imagination literally is the limit. Illusionists can
create tableaux and images of all kinds. Shows that Necr omancy
Necromancy
no living person would participate in become The erotic uses of necromancy are best left to the
possible through the illusionist’s talents and with diseased imagination of those who think of
only one person to pay. skeletons and then snigger ‘boner’ to each other.
There are however two uses of necromantic spells
Provided a client is willing to accept illusion over that do not immediately reek of necrophilia.
the real thing an illusionist can provide all the
mysteries and wonders that conjurors can, and more. Many people are curious about what things are like
As such illusionists tend to operate at the slightly for the opposite sex and many others believe that
cheaper end of the scale – poorer people do not care they were born into a body of the wrong sex. Some
about authenticity – the rich shell out for the clerics find such defiance of the will of the gods to
reagents needed to summon a real succubus. be offensive and damn these people to hell, others
shrug and point out that many gods are capricious
Subtler uses of illusion, such as change self, can aid and cruel tricksters and perhaps had these people
in the seduction process and many blue magi use born into these bodies as ‘a bit of a laugh.’ Either
this spell to make themselves broader of shoulder or
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way, many seek to experience life as a member of the Haste carries with it the risk of terrible friction burns,
opposite sex (temporarily or permanently) or to swap but some seem to enjoy the manic energy it lends a
their body for a beauty or hunk, at least for a little session in the bedroom and it can allow one partner
while. Magic jar enables these ‘body tourists’ to to have reached orgasm several times before the
indulge their desires for at least a short time and other has finished.
many become addicted to being other people,
refusing to leave without a fight. Rope and bondage games become far more
interesting when animate rope comes into play, and
Spectral hand is also used by the mage who is some blue magi have developed tying and binding
mindful of his own safety, groping and goosing with to the level of an art form.
impunity from a distance while the mage smugly sits
reading the latest woodcut, seemingly innocent The use of the disintegrate spell is almost as childish
while their spectral hand terrorises the townsfolk. as the spells of the evokers, finding use in such
immature displays of power as dissolving away
Transmutation people’s clothes. Since this is usually performed
while drunk, aim cannot be guaranteed and many
The spells within the scope of this field of magic are, casualties have resulted. One town was terrorised by
along with illusion, perhaps the most widespread of a mage panty fetishist who used to abuse this spell
those misused by blue magi. Transmutation allows to disintegrate everything but the underwear. When
for so many versatile effects that it becomes like a captured the only excuse he was able to offer was
sort of toolkit to be dipped into at almost any time. that they would not willingly part with their panties
Unlike illusory magic, transmutation magic is and he would never have been able to unlace a
undeniably real and whilst they might fade, there is brassier.
far less likelihood of being accused of being a fraud
or being caught out for not being what you appeared Telekinesis and mage hand see the usual abuses of
to be. this sort of thing, being used to grope, pinch, undo,
pull, push and manipulate from a distance.
Most blue magi get into transmutation magic in
order to alter themselves. Alter self allows the blue
mage to fine tune the appearance of their body to
either attract attention or to please their partner in
bed, though they have to be careful that the spell
does not fade too quickly, leading to sudden
sagging or shrinkage in the bedroom.
Cat’s grace can give the recipient of its magic a

wickedly nimble tongue or set of fingers and is so
much more tactful than calling someone a ‘useless
and clumsy oaf’ in the middle of sexual relations.
Some people prefer to undress and perform in the

dark, in which case the judicious use of darkvision
can grant an otherwise denied eyeful and greatly aid
in the unlacing of difficult undergarments.
Endurance can lend those unable to prolong the act,

regardless of other bodily changes, those precious
few extra seconds guaranteed to get the undying
gratitude of the person on the receiving end.
Enlarge, while somewhat crude in its more obvious

applications, has been giving people extra
confidence, a larger package or a fuller corset since
it was first invented, doubtless for this purpose.
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NEW EROTIC MAGIC SPELLS
New Erotic
due to being fleet of foot and having already
planned out an escape route, but sometimes it is due
to this simple yet efficacious little spell.
Magic Spells When cast, this spell enables the caster to hide
extremely effectively within a boudoir environment
T
he following chapter includes a multitude of by jumping into cupboards, sliding under beds or
new spells available to bards, sorcerers and standing ineffectively behind a lamp. Regardless of
wizards with the inclination to learn them. where they stand or hide, provided they have made
even a feeble effort to hide, they receive a bonus to
Alter Breasts
Breasts their Hide check equal to their caster level, enabling
Transmutation them to dodge all but the most observant of jealous
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0. spouses.
Components: V, S.
Casting Time: 1 action. Baykdoyr e’
e’ss Ultimate Lubrication
Baykdoyre’
Range: Touch. Conjuration (Creation)
Targets: Creature touched. Level: Sor/Wiz 1.
Duration: 30 minutes/level. Components: V, S, M.
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (harmless). Casting Time: 1 action.
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless). Range: Touch.
Targets: One orifice.
Cast either on yourself or on others this spell can Duration: 10 minutes per level.
confer upon the recipient of its magical effect either Saving Throw: None.
‘fried eggs’ or ‘big wobbly fun bags’. Spell Resistance: No.
Anything from a Double-D down to an A-cup can be Dissatisfied with the stopgap measure of using the
given regardless of the gender of the target. This grease spell, the notorious Baykdoyre began to
allows the latest fashions to be worn whether buxom develop his own spell to ease his exploitation of
or svelte is in season and allows a woman to appeal halfling tradesman’s entrances. After much
to a breast man in spite of what fate has gifted her experimentation, and no fewer than five trips to the
with. In an age of snaggle-toothed crones and healers with a ruptured halfling, he finally
muscular, hairy peasant women a male mage who completed his experiments and came up with the
casts this spell upon himself can make a very perfect magical lubricant.
convincing woman as well as giving himself
something to play with on long winter evenings. When conjured, Baykdoyre’s ultimate lubrication
can be chosen to be in one of these fruity flavours –
Bar dic Hiding
Bardic grape, orange, mint or gooseberry. The lubricant
Illusion (Glamer) produced is also desensitising making things a lot
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 1. easier on the receiving party.
Components: V, S.
Casting Time: 1 action. Baykdoyre’s successes not only lead to some limited
Range: Personal. personal fame and fortune, but also to the first
Target: You. successful halfling/ogre-crossbreeding incident. His
Duration: 5 minutes/level. fame and fortune were limited however, since not
long after releasing his spell to the magical
Bards the world over are renowned for sleeping with community he was arrested by the watch, no fewer
people they really should not, be they innkeeper’s than fifteen ruptured pixie bodies having been
spouses, kings, queens or the lovers of valiant and found in his home.
jealous knights with enormous razor sharp swords.
Arcane Material Component: A small vial of lard or
Given the bard’s lack of anything remotely animal fat.
resembling combat ability, many have wondered
how they have managed to survive. This is mainly
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Bernadette’
nadette’ss Illusor
Bernadette’ Illusoryy Nakedness
Illusion (Phantasm)
Level: Sor/Wiz 2.
Components: V, S, F.
Casting Time: 10 minutes.
Range: Line of sight.
Target: Self, own personal perceptions.
Duration: 1 hour +5 minutes/level.
Saving Throw: No.
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless).
‘Imagine them naked’ is advice often given to

thespians or those undergoing a job interview.
Lacking imagination and facing an interview for the
job of court wizard to prince Phuror of Goldenburg
the illusionist Bernadette researched this little spell
to enable her to overcome her nerves.
When cast, this spell allows the illusionist to see

everyone as they would appear if they were naked as
a jaybird, increasing the caster’s confidence and
perhaps allowing them to see things they would
rather they had not. The caster receives a +2 bonus
to Bluff, Diplomacy, Intimidate, Perform and Sense
Motive checks.
The spell had mixed results for Bernadette. She felt

much more confident until she finally got to talk to
the prince, who was hung so minutely he would
have been hard pressed to sexually satisfy the eye of The hand travels by the will of the caster and is able
a needle. Reduced to tearful giggling, Bernadette to grope, squeeze, feel, finger, pinch and tweak
was forced to flee and later found gainful anything it can be directed to, channelling those
employment as a magical advisor to the Third Army sensations back to the caster.
of Silverton.
The hand is not capable of carrying anything or
Arcane Focus: A pair of spectacles. performing any action more delicate than tweaking a
nipple.
Bigyt’
Bigyt’ss Groping Hand
Groping Arcane Focus: A pigskin glove.
Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1. Change Orientation
Components: V, S, F. Enchantment (Compulsion)
Casting Time: 1 action. Level: Brd 3, Sor/Wiz 4
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Components: V, S.
Effect: Human sized hand. Casting Time: 1 action.
Duration: 2 rounds/level. Range: Close (25 ft. +5 ft./2 levels).
Saving Throw: None. Targets: One living humanoid creature.
Spell Resistance: No. Duration: 1 hour/level.
Saving Throw: Will negates.
When cast this spell shapes into being a slightly Spell Resistance: Yes.
glowing blue hand of the same size as the casters. It
can move at up to 60 ft./round and otherwise has all Macho posturing barbarians and warriors all over the
the normal statistics of the caster with an increased lands live in abject terror of this spell, despite their
AC for being tiny and 1/10th of the caster’s hit points.
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rather camp leather and fur outfits and suggestive Clothes to Chocolate/Cream/Oil
horned helmets. Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 5.
With a few surreptitious gestures the mage plants a Components: V, S, M.
change in sexual orientation within the target’s mind Casting Time: 1 action.
and they begin to feel the effects immediately, their Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level).
mind wandering into erotic daydreams along the Target: One dressed humanoid target.
lines of what has been suggested to them. Duration: Instantaneous.
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (object).
Once the kink or orientation change has been Spell Resistance: Yes.
implanted the mage is free to go up and make their
modest proposal to the now far more receptive This spell transmutes the subject’s clothes into
target, who will hopefully blame the drink come the chocolate, cream or oil, forming a layer over their
morning. entire body. Used for practical jokes or in wrestling
competition, the spell is favoured by those who
Change Sex enjoy such things. The United Guild Of Olive, Dairy
Transmutation and Cocoa Farmers do not see the funny side of this
Level: Sor/Wiz 3. spell and a blue mage who over uses it may find
Components: V, S, M. themselves on the pointy end of a guild member’s
Casting Time: 1 action. tools.
Range: Touch.
Targets: Creature touched. Arcane Material Components: A piece of cloth and a
Duration: 30 minutes/level. drop of oil, cream or melted chocolate.
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates.
Spell Resistance: Yes. Cupid’
Cupid’ss Ar
Arrr ow
Enchantment (Compulsion)
A few magic words, a waving of hands and the Level: Brd 5, Sor/Wiz 5.
swallowing of a small dried frog and zap, you are a Components: S, F.
beautiful woman or hunky man, at least in theory. Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Close (25 ft. +5 ft./2 levels).
This spell enables you to transmute to any gender, Targets: One intelligent humanoid.
be it male, female, fully functional hermaphrodite or Duration: 1 day +12 hours/level.
a fair representation of any weird third or fourth Saving Throw: Will negates.
sexes a humanoid species might have. Spell Resistance: Yes.
This spell is often used for disguise or to curse others Ah, love such a beautiful thing to behold. This spell
for a short time. Others use it to test whether they throws the target into a passionate lust,
really would have been better off as the opposite wholehearted desire and heart-wrenching longing
gender and to experience the wonders of the penis or for a romantic attachment to the first thing to cross
the female orgasm. their path that remotely fits their standards of an
acceptable partner.
Many are totally unprepared for the hormonal
changes involved in such a drastic bodily alteration This can unintentionally lead to unwelcome
and women changing to men can turn into frenzied revelations about the kinks or preferences of the
rampaging beasts seeking to pork anything in sight, target subject, which can cause embarrassment and/
while men changing to women can turn into frenzied or shock, spilt tea and the twitching of net curtains.
rampaging beasts seeking chocolate with ferocious
intensity. This kind of magically induced attraction rarely
lasts, usually only leading to a whirlwind romance
Arcane Material Component: A small dried frog. of several days and possibly marriage at an
unscrupulous and unquestioning temple.
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Arcane Focus: A miniature bow and arrow. The Cast upon a suitable décolletage or lunchbox, this
arrowhead shaped like a heart. spell renders the area utterly fascinating to those
who would be normally attracted to such sights,
Dirk’
Dirk’ss Impressive TTool
Impressive ool regardless of the actual state of the area in question.
Illusion (Phantasm)
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0. Those who gaze upon the enchanted crotch or
Components: V, S, M. breasts will find themselves oddly fascinated, and
Casting Time: 1 action. vulnerable to buying drinks and doing other favours
Range: Personal. for the subject of this spell.
Effect: Humanoids within line of sight of penis.
Duration: 15 minutes/level. The recipient receives a +2 bonus to all Bluff,
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless). Diplomacy, Disguise, Gather information and
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless). Perform checks provided they are directed at a
susceptible audience that has not resisted the spell.
Fed up with being laughed at once he dropped his
robes, the gnome sorcerer Dirk Poyksward came up As with many spells that appear to enhance the
with this minor enchantment to improve his ‘characteristics’ of the subject, when the spell wears
reputation. off they can be subject to the disappointment and
anger of those who have been duped. This was well
Once cast, anyone who sets eyes upon the genitalia demonstrated by the public lynching of ‘Long-
of the caster will regard it as the absolute most Dong’ McTavish (formerly ‘Pixie-Hung’ McTavish),
beautiful and enormous example of manhood they the noted bard whose spell suddenly collapsed
have ever seen and will feel compelled to
pass this information on to anyone who
might be remotely interested.
After using his spell while seeking relations

with a few prostitutes and relieving himself
at the public privy, Dirk soon found his
reputation improving. At least until a
merchant from a trading party of friendly
giants caught sight of him and started
comparing his girth to that of the great tree’s
of the northern forests.
Contrary to the opinion of the women of the

town, under endowed gnomes do not make
good piñata.
Arcane Material Component: A sausage.
Fascinating Cleavage/Package
Enchantment (Charm)
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 1.
Components: V, S, M.
Casting Time: 1 minute.
Range: Touch.
Targets: Creatures viewing target.
Duration: 1 hour +15 minutes/level.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
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during a performance of ‘I know where you can stick This spell reaches into the subconscious of a
your turnip’ at the Orc’s Head tavern in Bintergate. creature and fills the targeted room with illusory soft
cushions, fragrant perfumes and a bevy (2d6) of
Arcane Material Component: A sock or handful of beauties/studs all drawn from the desires and needs
rags suitably placed. hidden in the subject’s mind. Each creature viewing
the room sees something according to their own
Hypnotic Rump preferences, which can lead to some interesting
Enchantment (Charm) situations when there is an incompatibility between
Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1. two viewers ideas.
Components: S, M.
Casting Time: 1 action. Those who succumb, willingly or unwillingly, to the
Range: Personal. effect of the spell are then free to enjoy whatever
Effect: Creatures of correct orientation with line of sports they so desire with the illusory harem until
sight to buttocks. such time as it dissipates, which can lead to some
Duration: 1 round/level plus the casters Charisma awkward moments and some expensive dry
score. cleaning.
Spell Resistance: Yes. Arcane Material Component: A scrap of silk, a pinch
of spice and a grain of sand.
This powerful enchantment renders the casters
buttocks fascinating beyond belief to those of the Instant Lovenest
sexual orientation to appreciate such a sight that are Conjuration (Creation)
able to see. Level: Brd 5, Sor/Wiz 4.
Roll 2d4 +1/level to determine how many hit-dice of Casting Time: 10 minutes.
creatures can be affected by a single casting of this Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
spell. Effect: One room.
Duration: 2 hours/level.
Those affected can do nothing but stare and make Saving Throw: None.
lewd comments, and are completely distracted from Spell Resistance: No.
whatever they were doing be it guard duty, knitting
or preparing a spell. So you have hooked your dream date and got them
back to your magical tower. You invite them in for a
Blue mages caught on the hop and attacked out of ‘refreshing herbal infusion,’ smile sexily and open
the blue have been known to use this spell the door only to remember to your horror that, not
defensively, friskily wiggling their buttocks at only have you not washed the sheets in six months,
attacking monsters and praying for the best. Others but your tower is littered with empty boxes from the
use the spell to distract guards while their rogue dwarven take-away.
companion’s sneak past.
With a word, a gesture and a handful of gold coins
Arcane Material Component: A scrap of leather or this helpful spell covers all that up in a whirl of
rubber placed next to the buttocks. magical energy. Unseen servants rush about the
place hurling ashtrays and takeaway boxes out of
Illusor
Illusoryy Harem
Harem the window and spraying a subtle musk about the
Illusion (Shadow) place. Raw magical energy lights the candles, sexy
Level: Sor/Wiz 5. red silk sheets drape the bed and soft romantic music
Components: V, S, M. begins to play.
Casting Time: 1 minute.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels). While this spell has not saved any lives, it has
Targets: One room. covered many an arse from potential romantic
Duration: 1 hour/level. disaster.
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless).
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless). Arcane Material Component: A handful of gold
coins, around 12 gold pieces, flung into the room.
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Locate Clitoris There is enough in the way of candies, sweetmeats

Divination and nibbles to feed a number of people equal to
Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1. twelve times the caster’s level. The rooms are self-
Components: V, S. cleaning and there are baths and fresh water
Casting Time: 1 action. available for those who want them. A crystal
Range: Touch. window in the lobby provides a stunning view of the
Targets: One sex partner. clouds and the landscape of the plane far below.
Duration: 30 minutes +2 minutes/level.
Saving Throw: None. This spell may be recast to maintain the brothel
Spell Resistance: No. indefinitely and even if it is allowed to fade the
exact same place with the exact same staff may be
From his vantage in the attic-space above the female recreated the next time the spell is cast, if so desired.
dormitory of his magical college, an enterprising
student heard and noted down the sexual complaints Arcane Focus: A lewd picture on a folded piece of
and disappointments he heard. Chief amongst them paper.
was that ‘most men couldn’t find the clitoris with a
map and a native guide.’ Morning W
Morning ood
Wood
Transmutation
Setting out to solve the problem, he came up with Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0.
this simple but devastatingly effective spell, Components: V, S, M.
scribbled it on a piece of scroll paper and tucked it Casting Time: 1 action.
into a copy of ‘Old Boore’s Almanac’ in the college Range: Personal.
library. It was rediscovered several years later, along Target: You.
with a small packet of dried mushrooms and a Duration: 4 hours +1 hour/level.
pornographic depiction of Ehlonna and a very
friendly unicorn. Many men awake in the morning with a magnificent
and perfect erection that would normally go utterly
Mor dykenen’
dykenen’ss W
Mordykenen’ onder
Wonderful Br
onderful othel
Brothel to waste. By casting this spell the blue mage is able
Conjuration (Creation) to preserve the morning’s first glorious hard-on for
Level: Sor/Wiz 8 later use.
Casting Time: 1 action. Arcane Material Component: A small stick and a
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) piece of string.
Effect: Three 10-ft. cubes/level.
Duration: 2 hours/level. Moveable Pleasur
Pleasuree Zone
Saving Throw: None. Transmutation
Spell Resistance: No. Level: Sor/Wiz 2.
Components: V, S.
Sometimes you want comfort and a little hospitality Casting Time: 1 action.
as well as shelter, which is where this spell comes in. Range: Touch.
Targets: One living creature.
With a casting of this spell you conjure up a Duration: 30 minutes/level.
pleasurable redoubt within the plane of lust, a Saving Throw: Fortitude negates.
magnificent floating brothel hovering in the pinkish Spell Resistance: Yes.
clouds of that realm. The brothel has an impressive
lobby leading to other rooms that are all decorated This wondrous spell enables the caster to mess with
to the caster’s taste and staffed with creatures from the pleasure zones of the targets. Those affected by
the plane of lust, ready and willing to perform any the spell can suddenly find that the mere act of
favour for those who gain entry. shaking hands gives them more pleasure than they
have ever known or that testing the bath water with
The brothel has a single entrance on the plane from their elbow is like dipping their testicles into a
which it was cast that will only allow entry to those boiling kettle.
the caster has named. Others either do not see it or
are repelled by an invisible force.
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Whichever area is affected becomes the target’s Onestr um’

um’ss Personal Fluidic Enhancer
Onestrum’
primary pleasure zone and as a consequence Transmutation
extremely sensitive in terms of both tactile sensation Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0.
and pain. Components: V, S, F.
Casting Time: 1 action.
Musical Accompaniment Range: Personal.
Illusion (Figment) Target: You.
Level: Sor/Wiz 1. Duration: Instantaneous.
Casting Time: 1 action. Striving to understand every aspect of humanoid
Range: Personal. sexuality, the infamous Onestrum Fiddler embarked
Targets: 1 room. on an exhaustive study on the sexual issue of every
Duration: 5 minutes/level. single humanoid species before making a stunning
Saving Throw: Will disbelief. discovery.
Spell Resistance: No.
The bigger ones by and large produced more.
When getting one’s ‘groove’ on it can be beneficial
to have some musical accompaniment to enhance Driven by the desire to do so himself and to give
the mood and give a rhythm to work to. others the same possibility, he distilled the essence
of these larger creatures via magical processes and
This spell only seems able to produce the sort of discovered a way to confer their prodigious levels of
music that is heard in the seedier taverns with plush spooge production on lesser beings.
carpets and fading gold trim. The music produced
always seems to incorporate the noise ‘Chakka-bow- Now, any mage with a basic understanding of magic
now.’ is capable of producing amounts of sexual effluvia
that would make a Titan proud.
Arcane Focus: A miniature lute or piano and the
pedal from a spinning wheel. Arcane Focus: A small vial containing the ejaculate
of a Large humanoid.
Night Visitor
Visitor
Illusion (Shadow) Percy’
cy’ss Personal Pr
Percy’ ophylactic
Prophylactic
Level: Sor/Wiz 5. Abjuration
Components: V, S, M. Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 0.
Casting Time: 10 minutes. Components: V, M.
Range: Unlimited. Casting Time: 2 minutes.
Targets: One living creature. Range: Touch.
Duration: Instantaneous. Targets: Self or one other person.
Saving Throw: Will negates. Duration: One bout of sexual activity.
Spell Resistance: Yes. Saving Throw: None.
This spell creates a shadowy dream visitor that goes
to the target in the night and engages them in After being besieged in his tower by barmaids
vigorous rumpy-pumpy until they awake in the carrying young babies while suffering his fifteenth
morning, exhausted and pleasured beyond the bout of ‘creeping cock nobbler,’ Percival Magister
capacity to seek more. decided enough was enough. Working hard to try
and ignore the shouting from outside, he first hid all
Those affected by this spell do not gain the benefits his treasure on the ethereal plane and then set about
of resting for the night. They regain no hit points, ensuring this would never happen to another young
and spellcasters are unable to prepare spells. Also, ‘mage about town’.
the target is unable to become sexually aroused for a
period of 24 hours. Finally the breakthrough came and this commonly
used cantrip came into being. When it is cast, the
Material Component: A piece of cheese and a one protected by it cannot contract any sexually
feather to be burned.
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transmitted disease their dabbling cannot result in

pregnancy.
Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of

string placed nearby.
Phantasmal Lover
Illusion (Phantasm)
Level: Sor/Wiz 3.
Components: V, S.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Targets: One living creature.
Duration: Instantaneous.
Saving Throw: See below.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
You create a phantasmal image of the most erotic

and enticing thing imaginable to the target. When
first targeted by the spell, the target must make a
Will save to try and disbelieve the illusion. If they
fail, it reaches out and touches them in an intimate
manner requiring them to then make a Fortitude
save.
If they succeed the Fortitude save they are affected

as though by the vinegar strokes spell. If they fail affected by the spell, but also has to put up with
they are instantly stunned and drop to the ground being pawed, groped and otherwise harassed.
with a bemused and pleasurable look on their face.
They are unable to speak, act or do anything for 1d6 Arcane Material Component: Expensive perfume
hours unless attacked or harmed in some way to containing musk.
bring them out of their reverie.
Pleasurable Vibration
Vibration
Pheromone Enhancer
Pheromone Evocation
Transmutation Level: Sor/Wiz 2
Level: Brd 3, Sor/Wiz 2. Components: V, S, M.
Components: V, S, M. Casting Time: 1 action.
Casting Time: 2 minutes. Range: 10 ft.
Range: Personal. Targets: One object.
Area: 10 ft. radius emanation. Duration: 2 minutes/level.
Duration: 30 minutes/level. Saving Throw: Will negates (object).
Saving Throw: Will negates. Spell Resistance: Yes (object).
This spell infuses the target object with magical
This spell causes the target to emit magically energy, setting it slightly out of phase with the
charged pheromones, driving all those of the native plane upon which it is cast. This causes the
opposite sex within the area wild with desire. Any object to waver between the planes and vibrate at
humanoids of the opposite sex who stray within ten pleasant amplitude.
feet of the caster will find themselves irresistibly
attracted to them at a base animal level. The spell’s applications for pleasure are obvious but
there are a couple of unconventional uses the spell
The caster gains a +5 bonus to all Bluff, Diplomacy can be put to. If cast on a held object, such as a
or Gather Information checks used against those sword, it can make that difficult to keep hold of.
Whoever is holding the object must make a Reflex
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save (DC 15) or drop the object. If cast on a suitable Paranoid king Randai married a much younger and
item, such as a pair of hose, the target will be very beautiful princess. Seeing the lusty looks on
incredibly distracted for the duration of the spell and the faces of his knights and the castle staff he
suffer a -1 penalty to AC, attack rolls, saving throws charged the court wizards with finding a solution to
and skill checks until they can remove the item. the problem.
Arcane Material Component: A dead bee or wasp. After much research they came up with a novel
application of the principles behind prismatic
Power Wor
Wor d, Or
ord, gasm
Orgasm sphere, spray and wall. Anyone attempting to have
Conjuration (Creation) their way with the princess would have their
Level: Sor/Wiz 7 genitalia roasted by flames, burned by acid,
Components: V electrocuted, poisoned, turned to stone and
Casting Time: 1 action. teleported to another plane.
Targets: One creature. Overjoyed the king showered his wizards with gold
Duration: See text. and immediately left on an expedition, knowing his
Saving Throw: None. wife was safe. Whereupon, immune to the effects of
Spell Resistance: Yes. their own spell, the wizards retired to the princess’
quarters for the time of their lives.
With a single utterance so profoundly obscene,
shocking and pornographic that even the gods of None-the-less, the spell remains popular with jealous
love blush to hear it, the mage causes the target to husbands all over the land.
turn into a melting pool of orgasmic bliss.
Protection fr
Protection om Mingers
from
Any creature with a Constitution score of less than Abjuration
10 is effectively stunned, writhing on the floor in Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1.
bliss for 3d6 rounds. Creatures with a Constitution Components: V, S, M.
score between 10 and 20 are stunned for 2d6 rounds Casting Time: 1 action.
and creatures with a Constitution score of 20 or Range: Touch.
above are stunned for 1d6 rounds. Targets: Creature touched.
Duration: 1 minute/level.
Being hit or harmed in any way instantly breaks the Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless).
effects of this spell, otherwise the target is limited to Spell Resistance: No.
groaning in ecstasy and getting their hosiery damp
and are considered to be prone. Users of some of the other spells listed here, as well
as ‘beautiful’ people, often find themselves subject
Power word, orgasm is a powerful but messy way of to the unwanted attentions of mingers – those
ensuring a retreat from battle, a sure-fire way of people who not only fell from the ugly tree hitting
pleasing a partner and a good way to ensure they are every branch on the way down, but also hit a
not faking it. trampoline at the bottom and slammed into every
branch again, before falling in front of the ugly cart
Prismatic Chastity Belt and being run down by it.
Abjuration
Level: Sor/Wiz 7 How to deal with this problem? A defensive spell
Components: V, S seemed to be the only option and so one was
Casting Time: 1 action. developed from the standard alignment protection
Range: 10 ft. spells. The spell works almost exactly akin to the
Targets: One person. standard ‘protection from…’ spells but prevents
Duration: 1 day per level. physical contact from any ugly humanoid. This
Saving Throw: None. does not work against non-humanoid monsters or
Spell Resistance: Yes. any creature not intending their proximity to
include hanky-panky.
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Arcane Material Component: Crushed flower petals Soft Focus

that are sprinkled in a three-foot circle around the Illusion (Phantasm)
creature to be warded. Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0.
Components: V, S.
Ray of Nipple Hardening Casting Time: 1 action.
Evocation Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels).
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0. Targets: Self or one humanoid creature.
Components: V, S. Duration: 10 minutes +2 minutes/level.
Casting Time: 1 action. Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless).
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels). Spell Resistance: Yes.
Effect: Ray.
Duration: Instantaneous. When cast on oneself, one’s sight is affected causing
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (harmless). everything to take on a slightly hazy and golden
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless). glow. This can make places seem nostalgic and
dreamlike, and can make the people you are looking
Using some of the notes and preparations made in at seem a lot more attractive. The relaxation this
the formulation of the ray of frost spell, this spell affords increases your Will and Fortitude saves by
produces a slightly chilly light blue ray that plays one but causes you to take a –2 penalty to resist
across the chest of the target, causing their nipples to anyone’s attempts to seduce or dupe you.
swell to sensitive and visible prominence.
If cast on another person you can use their
If prepared as a 1st level spell instead of a cantrip the vulnerability to gain a +2 bonus to seduce, bluff or
ray can be invisible, allowing the caster to get up to charm them.
all sorts of mischief.
Shynara’
Shynara’ss Flir tatious Glance
Flirtatious
Enchantment (Charm)
Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1.
Components: S.
Casting Time: 1 full turn.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels).
Targets: One recipient.
Duration: Instantaneous.
Saving Throw: None.
Sometimes even a whispered message is not subtle

enough, and you can only use the Innuendo skill so
much. In circumstances like this Shynara’s
flirtatious glance is a real boon. With a single
glance the caster is able to leave the target in
absolutely no uncertainty as to exactly what they
would like to do with them, all without a word being
said.
The caster can send a single run-on sentence to the

target by glancing at them and catching their
attention.
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Speedy Undress Duration: The duration of a single uninterrupted sex

Transmutation act.
Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1 Saving Throw: None.
Components: V, S. Spell Resistance: No.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels). This spell summons a creature and binds them into
Targets: One dressed target. your presence or that of a client long enough for a
Duration: Instantaneous. sexual act to take place. The creature summoned
Saving Throw: Reflex negates. may not be entirely willing (some are) but is bound
Spell Resistance: Yes. by the magic of the spell to do what is required and
cannot return to their home save by fulfilling the
With a word and a gesture the target’s clothes fall demands of the spell. Beware of meeting a
away from their body, leaving them naked apart from previously summoned creature outside the context
the boots they are standing in. This includes any of the spell or you may well be in trouble.
armour but does not include helmets, hats or
jewellery. Choose a 1st level creature from the Summon Sex
Partner table.
The original purpose of this spell was for ogling and
pranks, as well as saving time when engaged in Arcane Focus: A lit candle and a handful of tissues.
quick knee-tremblers behind taverns. It has since
been misused by adventurers for denuding their Summon Sex Partner II
Partner
targets of their armour to make them easier kills, but Conjuration (Summoning) [see text]
its original purpose remains popular. Level: Sor/Wiz 2.
Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of
Summon Sex Partner I
Partner which can be more than 30 ft. apart.
Conjuration (Summoning) [see text]
Level: Sor/Wiz 1. As summon sex partner I except you can summon
Components: V, S, F. one partner from the 2nd level list or 1d3 partners of
Casting Time: 1 full round. the same type from the 1st level list.
Effect: One summoned creature. Summon Sex Partner III
Summon Sex Partner

Partner 3rd Level 6th Level
Aranea Drider.
1st Level Genie, janni. Erinyes.
Aasimar. Half-celestial. Lillend.
Dryad. Hound archon.
Imp. Minotaur. 7th Level
Medium-size animated object. Sprite, pixie. Genie, efreeti.
Merfolk. Triton. Gynosphinx.
Ogre. Ogre mage.
Satyr. 4th Level
Sprite, grig Genie, djinn. 8th Level
Sprite, nixie. Half-fiend. Androsphinx
Tiefling. Troll. Avoral
Yuan-ti pureblood. Rakshasa.
2nd Level Succubus.
Mephit. 5th Level
Centaur. Half-dragon. 9th Level
Doppelganger. Kyton. Astral deva
Large animated object. Lamia. Ghaele
Nymph. Trumpet Archon
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Level: Sor/Wiz 3. Summon Sex Partner VIII

Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of Conjuration (Summoning) [see text]
which can be more than 30 ft. apart. Level: Sor/Wiz 8.
As summon sex partner I except you can summon which can be more than 30 ft. apart.
one partner from the 3rd level list, 1d3 partners of the
same type from the 2nd level list or 1d4+1 partners of As summon sex partner I except you can summon
the same type from the 1st level list. one partner from the 8th level list, 1d3 partners of the
same type from the 7th level list or 1d4+1 partners of
Summon Sex Partner IV
Partner the same type from a lower level list.
Level: Sor/Wiz 4. Summon Sex Partner IX
Partner
Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of Conjuration (Summoning) [see text]
which can be more than 30 ft. apart. Level: Sor/Wiz 9.
As summon sex partner I except you can summon which can be more than 30 ft. apart.
one partner from the 4th level list, 1d3 partners of the
same type from the 3rd level list or 1d4+1 partners of As summon sex partner I except you can summon
the same type from a lower level list. one partner from the 9th level list, 1d3 partners of the
same type from the 8th level list or 1d4+1 partners of
Summon Sex Partner V
Partner the same type from a lower level list.
Level: Sor/Wiz 5. Vinegar Strokes
Strokes
Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of Enchantment (Compulsion)
which can be more than 30 ft. apart. Level: Sor/Wiz 1
As summon sex partner I except you can summon Casting Time: 1 action.
one partner from the 5th level list, 1d3 partners of the Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft/2 levels).
same type from the 4th level list or 1d4+1 partners of Target: One creature.
the same type from a lower level list. Duration: 1d4 rounds + 1 round/level
Summon Sex Partner VI
Partner Spell Resistance: Yes.
Level: Sor/Wiz 6. This simple yet effective spell causes the target not
Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of to orgasm but rather to enter the tense and nerve
which can be more than 30 ft. apart. tingling set of sensations just before orgasm.
As summon sex partner I except you can summon While affected the target is unable to do much
one partner from the 6th level list, 1d3 partners of the except make ‘Ooh! Aah!’ sounds hop from foot to
same type from the 5th level list or 1d4+1 partners of foot and produce a series of comedic and
the same type from a lower level list. embarrassing facial expressions. The target is
unable to move, cast spells or use mental abilities
Summon Sex Partner VII
Partner but can defend themselves from attack and attackers
Conjuration (Summoning) [see text] receive no bonuses to hit.
Level: Sor/Wiz 7.
Effect: One or more summoned creatures, no two of Some particularly lonely or busy blue magi use this
which can be more than 30 ft. apart. to expedite a speedier end to romantic encounters
leaving them more time free to devote to serious
As summon sex partner I except you can summon research.
one partner from the 7th level list, 1d3 partners of the
same type from the 6th level list or 1d4+1 partners of Arcane Material Component: A few drops of
the same type from a lower level list. vinegar.
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THE PLANE OF LUST
The plane of
be explored forever; the only limit is how far you
wish to travel. Reds, pinks, creams and skin tones
dominate the colours of the landscape with softly
lust
rolling hills leading to verdant valleys. Mysterious
caves filled with hot springs and wondrous hidden
treasures, lush forests replete with nymphs and satyrs
It is the place where lust originates. under a pale pink sky whose clouds are dotted with
It is a place where pain and pleasure merge as one. floating castles. Here and there great stone towers
It is the height of passion and the depths of and obelisks stand proud and everywhere echoes
perversity. with the sounds of pleasure being vigorously
It is only available ‘under the counter’. indulged. The landscape is changeable though,
It comes ‘wrapped in a plain cover’. always slowly shifting to create new and exciting
It is the spiritual equivalent of a Red Light District. configurations. Every pleasure or perversity is
manifested here in some form, from trees festooned
Many forces and concepts manifest as a plane of with hanging, bound bodies strapped in leather to
existence interweaving and leaking into the material the heaving pools where endless orgies form and
world as well as existing separate from it. For a long dissipate. The air is heady with perfume and death is
time respectable magi as well as blue magi posited virtually unknown, the land is so fertile that merely
the existence of a plane of lust, a force manifested in breathing is enough to keep one fed and watered,
the world through attraction and lust. though the air is thick and misty with pollen from
the profusion of beautiful and suggestive flowers.
The plane of lust is an endless world without
borders, without curvature and without edge. It can
Planar Links
The plane of lust links across to the other planes
fairly strongly, if it did not reproduction would
likely be impossible on other planes, save where
procreation has nothing to do with attraction and
everything to do with brutality or cold, unfeeling
need for progeny.
Every time someone or something gets a little

hanky-panky in another plane (especially the
material world), a little of the energy of the plane
of lust is siphoned off and escapes into the real
world. Meanwhile the lusts, desires and thoughts
of those on the other plane are reflected in the
plane of lust in the form of mirages or landscape
changes.
Some worlds float closer to the plane of lust than

others and some almost touch on certain regions of
the plane. The world of Goug, for example, exists
across a tiny planar boundary from the forest of
leather. Replete with sex slaves in skimpy bits of
fur and muscle-bound barbarians it spins through
the multiverse blissfully unaware of the havoc the
plane of lust is causing.
Any of these conduits can be used as a focus for

those using spells that enable them to travel
between the planes, granting them much more
accurate travel provided they are not squeamish
about interrupting someone in flagrant delicto.
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THE PLANE OF LUST
Lusty Inhabitants Features of the

The plane of lust is relatively benign, only the
further reaches become threatening with the chances
Plane of Lust
of spanking, rough horseplay and tickling Survival on the plane is easy, all one needs do is
increasing only as you head deeper and deeper into breathe to be sustained, though food and drink also
the plane. In the darkest foulest reaches of exist in abundance to be indulged in and misused.
perversity worse things might happen, but none with Only the darkest reaches are dangerous to life and
sense venture so far. limb, though other parts can be dangerous to
sensibility and morality. The plane does have a
The plane is home to a vast variety of creatures and drastic and lasting effect on the morality and sexual
animals, almost anything from any plane that mores of those who spend time there. Anyone
engages in sexual activity of any sort can be found arriving on the plane will sense their libido
here, indulging to their heart’s content. increasing and their morals loosening, those who
spend years on the plane gradually become more
The plane has a strong pull to inhabitants of other and more lusty and open-minded to new pleasures.
worlds, many of them making the transition to live It is because of this that the great pink-marble city of
in this plane and never leaving. Most of them settle polyamora is inhabited mostly by new immigrants.
in towns and cities in areas of the plane that best suit Even the most devout and chaste paladin can
their own proclivities, though the great city of become no better than a common tavern harlot given
polyamora holds those who feel a kinship to planar enough time under the influence of the plane.
visitors.
Nymph Forests
Forests
Established portals to almost all other planes can be Great stands of trees gather in areas of the plane,
found in the plane of lust from the tides in the seas laden down with fruit, full of game animals and
pulling one to the elemental plane of water to the
shadows of the infidelity wood which leads to the
lair of the succubi.
Dolphins are extremely numerous in the seas of this

plane and the land is awash with rabbits. These
seem to be a symbolic representation of the plane
itself and exist in all sizes and varieties. Those who
dwell upon the plane consider them a lucky animal.
Movement on the
Plane of Lust
The plane of lust is infinite in size, but the further
you travel from your starting point the kinkier
and more depraved the landscape and inhabitants
become.
Between this effect and the constantly changing

terrain, the plane can be an extremely confusing
place to travel in. The only constant landmark
is polyamora, whose great turreted spires and
suggestive towers can almost always be seen on
the horizon and appear to represent a centre
point for the plane as a whole.
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THE PLANE OF LUST
replete with nymphs, dryads, satyrs, centaurs and The rain when it falls is light and warm, just enough
other traditional woodland creatures. to make clothes and hair cling to the body in
interesting ways, for those who still wear clothes
Every tree hangs with its branches low, heavy with anyway. Streams are full of fish and followed along
fruit and blossom at the same time with every glade their course by laughing water sprites as they wind
home to a nymph or satyr and every tree a dryad. All their way down to the lakes and pools which are
are extremely pleased to see any visitors and will do awash with orgiastic creatures linked in an unending
all they can to make them feel at home, wanted and ball of lust and desire. The great seas are full of
needed. merfolk, tritons and many thousands of dolphins,
while the beaches are lined with soft white sand and
Further into the plane some of the forests take on a dotted with a great many brightly-coloured shells.
darker aspect, covered with vines that make good
ropes, tree roots that tangle feet or could hold them The spring waters of the plane, if brought back to the
in place, trees with bark like soft leather and fruit material world, become a restorative to lost libido
just the right size for a ball-gag. and do a great deal to cure erectile-dysfunctia which
makes this ‘via-aqua’ extremely popular amongst
Waters of Lust rich geriatrics.
Springs pop up everywhere full of clear, cool water
or forming natural pools around hot springs. Polyamora
Popular and well-used ones become permanent The great city of polyamora is the first home from
features of the plane and settlements may even grow home for many of those who decide to settle on the
up around them. plane. Pink marble-paved streets wind up and down
in a gentle undulation between houses and towers of
flesh tone rock. Fountains spray here
and there, creating cool spots to rest
from the balmy atmosphere of the
plane. The squares are filled with
markets selling all manner of sexual
equipment, books, spells and services.
Some from the further reaches of the
plane travel here to entice others who
share their kinks back with them and
others serve in the brothels, which are
more common than the taverns and do
not charge.
With no need for food or drink save for

pleasure, the shops that sell such fare
all sell luxuries often traded for sexual
favours rather than money. The
confections are wonders, near magical
in their creation and unmatched
anywhere else on the planes. Some
offer services to prepare their patrons
like confectionery and then have it
nibbled off them piece by piece. Those
places that offer drinks offer exotic
cocktails, sweet liqueurs and finely
aged spirits. Clothiers sell only the
most flattering of outfits cut from the
most diaphanous of silks. Perfumeries
waft their enticing and exotic scents
across the squares, bringing in
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THE PLANE OF LUST
customers with the promise of making them smell Creating a Cr

Creating eatur
eaturee of Lust
Creatur
like they feel. Public bathes charge the most modest ‘Creature of lust’ is a template that can be added to
of fees but the interiors are anything but modest. any corporeal aberration, animal, beast, fey, giant,
Erotic mosaics, animated by magic, lie under the humanoid, magical beast, monstrous humanoid,
bath waters and cover every wall. plant or vermin (referred to hereafter as the ‘base
creature’). The creature’s type changes to ‘outsider
The city seems to take care of itself, repairing (lust).’ It uses all the base creature’s statistics and
damage done to it and keeping itself fastidiously abilities except as noted below.
clean. This is a good thing because with almost
every citizen a transitory, they do not take good care Hit Dice: Change to d8.
of the houses and rooms they settle, never intending
to stay. The entire city is completely carefree and Speed: Same as the base creature.
irresponsible.
Special Attacks: A lust element creature retains any
Shudder Quakes of the special attacks of the base creature and in
Occasionally a moaning wind howls across the addition gains the supernatural ability to induce lust
plane, rustling the trees and blowing a spicy scent in those creatures around it. All creatures within 30
across the inhabitants, it is soon followed by a ft. must make a Will save (DC 10 + ½ creatures hit
trembling in the ground as though the land itself dice + Charisma modifier) or give in to their lusts,
were having an orgasm. The shudders vary in immediately stopping what they were doing and
intensity but never do more than throw people from engaging in intimate and passionate relations with
their feet. Only the most ramshackle of dwellings is the nearest viable candidate.
ever knocked over.
Special Qualities: Same as the base creature.
Suggestiveness
Absolutely everything on the plane of lust is Saves: Same as the base creature.
suggestive. The fruit and flowers resemble sexual
organs if you so much as squint slightly at them, the Abilities: Increase from the base creature as follows:
clouds form a tableau of suggestive images in the Str +0, Dex +2, Con +2, Int +0, Wis +0, Cha +4.
sky that would make a wench blush and the towers All lust element creatures are extremely dextrous,
of polyamora ‘jut proudly into the air, erect and enduring, attractive, well proportioned and gifted
firm.’ The hills form images that look like giant with prodigious sexual characteristics.
naked figures lying on the ground and springs do
not bubble – they spurt. Even the trees look like Skills: A creature of lust has 8 skill points, plus its
naked bodies twined together (and with dryads they Intelligence modifier, per Hit Die. Treat skills from
often are). the base creature’s list as class skills and other skills
as cross-class. If the creature has a class, it gains
If there is the slightest opportunity for something to skills for class levels normally.
take on an even partial sexual connotation, it will.
Feats: A creature of lust has 1 feat for every 4 full hit
dice it possesses or the base creature’s number of
Template: Creature feats, whichever is greater. In addition, all creatures
of Lust of lust possess the Endurance and Bedroom

Proficiency feats for free.
Creatures of lust dwell on the plane of lust,
appearing as well endowed and energetic creatures Climate/Terrain: Same as the base creature.
similar to their counterparts on the material world, Organisation: Same as the base creature.
but tend to be reddish or pinkish in colour. Their Challenge Rating: Same as the base creature +1.
eyes are always deep and soulful and they are always Treasure: Half standard.
extremely randy. Alignment: Usually chaotic neutral.
Advancement: Same as the base creature.
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PERVERSIONS OF POWER
Perversions The Blue Arts

Almost all save the most prudish of magic users have
of Power
experimented with the sexual use of magic at some
point, usually while in their teens and at the magical
colleges. Most grow out of it or become so caught
up in the power and glory that they no longer care
T
he study of blue magic is not well regarded
by the established schools of magic and so about such things.
those who make a serious attempt to explore
its possibilities tend to cling to the fringes of normal Those who do continue their studies in the rich vein
and polite society. They carve themselves a niche in of erotic magic are often amongst the most talented,
the slums of the cities and the backroom whispers of having to research and expand on their strand of
the noble fraternity and make their living from the magic without hundreds of other wizards or grand
sexual problems and desires of others accompanied institutions and libraries to draw on. These gallant
by a guarantee of anonymity. and studious individuals dedicate their lives to the
study of blue magic for several reasons.
Dismissed as charlatans by more regular magic users
(whose bluster is just as likely to be a cover for their First are those who are simply fascinated by sex. To
own magical infidelity while at college) the blue be fair most people are fascinated by sex and spend a
magi are forced to rely on themselves rather than the large proportion of their lives in pursuit of
insular magi of the world for support. This is the persuading someone to insert tab ‘A’ into slot ‘B’ and
case even in cities ruled by uncaring sorcerer kings. wiggle it around for a bit. Most people do this
Blue magi remain extremely popular with the alongside the everyday parts of their lives but these
masses, which causes them to be disliked and magi are completely obsessive about it, seeking it
discriminated against by conventional magic users constantly, night and day, awake or asleep, always
all the more. willing and eager to try something new. Others
obsess in a different way, fascinated by sex but
Occasionally a ‘moral crusade’ will be launched unable to instil in themselves the confidence to seek
where the blue magi have settled, and this is one of it out. Unable to overcome this weakness through
the few times you will find mages and clerics in their magic they disappear into their towers with
agreement. After a prominent person’s sensibilities their crystal balls and become unseen but no less
have been offended (or the cure did not work, or creepy, stalkers. No infidelity or nakedness goes
they do not want to pay the blue mage) new laws unseen in the city that harbours them.
will be enacted, and the offending mage may well
find himself chased out of his home. This does not Second are those who believe lust to be a vast and
make a lot of difference to the mage, other than untapped potential power. They are right but it is
causing a little bit of turbulence to their lifestyle, as not a power that will ever be fully tamed. It is not
they will always be wanted or needed by someone. life eternal, it is not the power to destroy or rule, nor
is it the inevitable power of destruction and the dark
The risk is always there for a blue mage that they studied in necromancy. Lust tends to control you,
will get caught up in their own pleasure, their own not the other way around. All a mage can really
magic becoming even more insular and self centred hope for is to channel that energy in roughly the
than the conventional magi they criticise so much. right direction they want when it is called upon in
For this reason, most of the particularly successful anything other than the tiniest amounts. Power
blue magi are those who use their magic to assist and games and misunderstandings typify the blue mage
serve others. This keeps them grounded in reality who comes from this path.
and means they meet a lot of everyday folk rather
than spending all their time in bed with a succubus Third are those who desperately want to overcome
and two nymphs or scrying the bath chambers of the stereotype. Every broad shouldered barbarian and
local nunnery. bra-bursting ranger is a slap in the face to the
scholarly magi who are seen by most to be bookish,
weak, undesirable and geeky. Mages are so rarely
thought of in a sexual manner that it makes the
pursuit of love and lust even more difficult for them.
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Sadly the blue magi who try to overcome this aspects of their abilities to a razor sharp edge
stereotype seem to only feed it, people regarding according to their interest, and it is from these
them as needing magic in order to get laid and specialisations that the prestige classes come.
commenting on how pathetic it is to have to
summon a date. The agony mage is not a horrific necromancer
dedicated to the field of pain but rather a mage who
Fourth are those who are simply no good at any eases agony in others. Not physical agonies, but
other kind of magic. While they have the magical rather the agonies of love and lust. They are an
talent and are able to cast spells, for some reason advice giver, a confidante, a healer of marital
magic just does not quite work right for them. difficulties and a provider of magical remedies to the
Perhaps they are apathetic, perhaps they did not problems of the bedroom. Ironically they also
apply themselves, whatever the reason conventional happen to be the blue mages who most often
magical professions have not worked out for them. succumb to the temptations of blackmail and taking
Living on the street they rapidly discover that advantage of people’s confidence or weakness when
money can be made by getting involved in the they come to them.
seedier side of life and that even a basic command of
magic can earn one a pretty penny when applied to The mystic pimp can be found in a city of any size,
vice. They find their niche in the underbelly of the squirreled away in the slums or hawking their wares
towns and cities and do very well for themselves. on the street corners. Without many of the
overheads of a conventional pimp or madam but
Whatever the motivation behind it the pursuit is the with many unique problems of their own, the mystic
same, an understanding of the forces behind lust, sex pimp procures his or her stable through magical
and attraction and using those forces through magic means including summoning, illusion or the capture
for money, fame, power or self gratification. of exotic creatures. Mystic pimps run the gamut
from professional escort agencies for the city’s rich,
So, pretty much the same reasons anyone pursues wealthy and jaded to scabrous and starving
sex, only through magic rather than conventional apprentices trying to hire out their familiars for some
means. quick gold. Established mystic pimps are famous
and wealthy without ever being talked about but
The Perverts often have to deal with interlopers, either annoyed
creatures that they have misused for sexual purposes
Masters of the blue arts come in all shapes and sizes, or vigilante adventurers trying to clean up the
but there are a few ‘familiar faces’ that crop up time streets.
and time again. The typical image of a blue mage is
a screaming pervert who has never grown up, Seduction mages are the closest thing to an
sneaking through houses under a cloak of organised set of blue magi. The seduction mage
invisibility stealing panties or crouched over a does not get lost in summonings or turn in on
crystal ball ‘getting to grips with his staff.’ Most themselves. Rather they go out into the world to
blue magi more closely fit the stereotype of the seek what is there and take it. Honing their personal
amiable businessmen or the drug pusher. They know seduction skills and then boosting them with the
they have what you need and they are confident, power of magic, there is hardly anyone the seduction
secure and friendly so long as you do not owe them mage cannot charm into their beds and they often
money. find employment as spies for the many kingdoms of
the lands.
While nowhere near as fearsome as a necromancer,
the blue mage is not someone to be trifled with. The peeping scryer is the blue mage who turns in on
Their abilities and spells give them ample themselves. If they can ever be persuaded away from
opportunity to gather blackmail material, destroy their crystal balls they are amongst the most
reputations and get as many favours as they might experienced and powerful scryers in the world.
need. Determined and practised, they are able to scry past
many of the conventional protections placed in their
Some blue magi specialise, offering particular way and thereby still get their eyeful. Those
services or magic over others or honing particular peeping scryers who choose to blackmail those they
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spy on can become fabulously wealthy but loathed.

Many peeping scryers are paranoid, either of being
Requirements
found out and attacked, or of being discovered while To qualify to become an agony mage a character
enjoying a good peep. It is because of this they are must fulfil all of the following criteria.
very security conscious, but tend to prefer traps and
unthinking servants like golems over live guards Skills: Bluff 8 ranks, Diplomacy 8 ranks, Innuendo 8
who may walk in on them. ranks, Sense Motive 8 ranks.
Feats: Skill Focus (sense motive).
Spellcasting: Ability to cast 3rd level arcane spells.
Agony Mage Charisma: 12+.
Agony mages see themselves as selfless assistants to
mankind, offering their bountiful knowledge of Class Skills
biology and the ways of love and lust to their fellow The agony mage’s class skills (and the key ability
man to ease their difficulties and bring joy and for each skill) are Alchemy (Int), Bluff (Cha),
harmony between partners across the world. Diplomacy (Cha), Gather Information (Cha),
Innuendo (Wis), Knowledge (romance) (Int), Listen
In some cases this self assessment may indeed be (Wis) and Sense Motive (Wis).
true, but in the vast majority of cases a blue mage
setting themselves up in such a way is doing so Skill Points at Each Level: 4 + Int modifier.
merely to get gossip, listen to the sordid details of
other people’s sex lives and blackmail them.
Class Features
Features
Even while ripping people off for all they have the All of the following are class features of the agony
agony mage does perform a useful service for those mage prestige class.
who come to them, and patrons tend to develop a
near fanatical loyalty to their favourite agony mage. Weapon and Armour Proficiency: Agony mages
Particularly successful ones in the larger cities may gain no proficiency in any weapons or armour.
even find themselves given a regular article in
society newsletters or invited to balls and functions Spells per Day/Spells Known: For every level
that would otherwise be too far above their station to gained in the agony mage class, the character gains
attend. new spells per day and spells know (if applicable) as
if he had also gained a level in a spellcasting class
The agony mage understands that there is no one he belonged to before adding the prestige class. He
who is completely happy with the way they look, does not, however, gain any other benefit a character
how they perform in bed or completely confident of of that class would have gained (extra uses of the
their partners fidelity. If the changes and solutions bardic music ability, metamagic or item creation
the agony mage recommended worked well, or feats and so on), except for an increased effective
forever, they would do themselves out of a job but level of spellcasting. If a character had more than
nonetheless the advice they offer can help, for a one spellcasting class before becoming an agony
while. No matter how many times they go to the mage, he must decide to which class he adds the new
agony mage these people will never be sure or level for the purpose of determining spells per day
secure and so they always come back again for more. (and spells known, if applicable).
Through their listening and the solutions they offer Understanding (Ex): The studies of the agony mage
the agony mage becomes an unequalled expert on commence by gaining a thorough and working
human nature and understanding human understanding of the walking paradox and bundle of
motivations, as well as manipulating that nature and neuroses that constitute humanity. They work
redirecting those motivations. The particularly feverishly at understanding why people have
accomplished agony mage can even become the fetishes, what the differences between men and
puppeteer controlling the ruling elite of a city who women are (besides the obvious) and anything else
all implicitly trust them and will do anything they they can lay their hands on that will assist them in
say. manipulating people.
Hit Die: d6
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The Agony Mage

Class Base Fort. Ref. Will
Level Attack Save Save Save Special Spells per Day/Spells Known
1 +0 +0 +0 +2 Understanding +1 level of existing class
2 +1 +0 +0 +3 Trustworthy +1 level of existing class
3 +1 +1 +1 +3 Confidence +1 level of existing class
4 +2 +1 +1 +4 Unquestioned, Spell Focus +1 level of existing class
5 +2 +1 +1 +4 Blameless +1 level of existing class
The practical upshot of all this is that the agony agony mage will tend to be regarded as a trustworthy
mage gains a bonus on Bluff, Diplomacy, Innuendo and good individual by those they meet.
and Sense Motive checks. This bonus begins at +2
for a 1st level agony mage, and increases by two for The initial attitude of any non-player character
every other level he gains (+4 at 3rd level, +6 at 5th encountered by the agony mage will be either
level). friendly or helpful unless they have had the agony
mages dishonesty proven to them.
Trustworthy (Ex): Through their steadily increasing
understanding of body language, gesture and other Confidence (Ex): With a heart to heart talk and a few
aspects of human behaviour, the agony mage learns pieces of advice the agony mage is able to instil
how to make themselves trustworthy in the eyes of confidence in those they talk to. Spending a
others. Unless proven to be a cheat and a liar, the minimum of fifteen minutes with someone giving
them advice and words of encouragement allows the
agony mage to confer a +2 morale bonus to all
of the recipients Will saves for the next hour.
In addition, the agony mage can engage in

conversation with people to try and get them
to let slip a piece of personal information.
Nodding and making understanding noises,
the agony mage worms their way into the
subjects good books, requiring the target to
make a successful Will save (DC 10 + class
level + Charisma modifier) to resist blurting
something out. How the agony mage chooses
to use this information is up to them. The
information will always be something of a
personal nature rather than something directly
useful to a quest (for example, ‘I like dressing
up in my wife’s clothes’ is a more likely
outburst than ‘The switch to open the secret
door? It’s right behind that painting.’).
Unquestioned (Ex): Beginning at 3rd level, the

agony mage is so good at gaining people’s
confidence and seeming like a friendly and
trustworthy individual that people will follow
his advice without thinking it through
properly. The process is the same as with the
confidence ability. The target must make a
successful Will save (DC 10 + class level +
Charisma modifier) or they will follow the
advice they are given without thought,
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provided it does not directly and immediately can expect to make anywhere from ten times this
threaten life and limb. The advice must be solicited figure and upwards, but they will find that those
but need not have anything to do with the problem being exploited make powerful enemies, woe be the
originally presented to the agony mage. They could agony mage blackmailer that loses his hold over the
advise a phobic to face their fear of spiders by local nobles.
venturing into the spider cave with a sword to
‘battle the manifestation of their fear,’ but could not
advise someone to jump off a cliff.
Mystic Pimp
The mystic pimp has clawed themselves a living on
Once they have followed the advice, or been the streets using their magical skills to give people
enchanted and had it wear off, the target is fully what they want, what they need whether they know
aware of what a crock they have been sold and will it or not. A taste of otherworldly pleasures, a touch
probably be extremely angry. of the divine or demonic or a little bit of taboo made
oh so tantalising by the warnings of worthies.
Spell Focus: At 4th level, the agony mage gains the
benefits of the Spell Focus feat with regard to What does a Mystic Pimp have to offer?
enchantment spells, increasing the DC of saves
against their enchantment spells by +2. ‘Pussy, pussy, pussy! All summoned pussy must go.
At the house of nymphs we’re cutting pussy in half!
Blameless (Ex): Beginning at 5th level, the agony This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our
mage appears to be such a nice person and so vast selection of pussy! We got nymph pussy, dryad
trustworthy that they could not possibly bear those pussy, mermaid pussy, succubus pussy, erinyes pussy,
who take them into their confidence any ill will elf pussy, triton pussy, halfling pussy, troll pussy,
whatsoever. vampire pussy, ogre pussy, dwarf pussy, rakshasa
pussy, aranea pussy, centaur pussy, angel pussy,
If the agony mage is implicated in a crime (or other demon pussy, devil pussy, werewolf pussy, invisible
illegal act), any other suspects that there may be are pussy! And if we don’t have it, we can summon it!’
always investigated first with a distinct bias in the
agony mages favour. If no other suspects are
immediately apparent, there will always be a
detailed investigation that will turn at least one
possibility up before the agony mage is ever
investigated. This usually allows for the agony
mage time to arrange an alibi, or make a suitable exit
from town.
Fringe Benefits
In addition to the special abilities and bonuses
given above, an agony mage living in a town or city
can exploit the information they glean and the
patronage of the wealthy classes to give themselves
a very nice standard of living.
Those agony mages who work at giving out honest

advice, and do not resort to blackmail or
exploitation can expect to earn their Charisma
modifier times their character level in gold pieces
each month, as well as the occasional gift or
invitation to a high-class event. Those unscrupulous
agony mages that choose to exploit their position
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The Mystic Pimp

1 +0 +0 +0 +2 Streetwise +1 level of existing class
2 +1 +0 +0 +3 Whatever you need +1 level of existing class
3 +1 +1 +1 +3 A Fine Stable +1 level of existing class
4 +2 +1 +1 +4 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy +1 level of existing class
5 +2 +1 +1 +4 Well Stocked +1 level of existing class
That sentiment goes for other generative organs as Weapon and Armour Proficiency: Mystic pimps
well. are proficient with all simple weapons and with light
armour. Note that armour check penalties for armour
While conventional brothels can only offer the same heavier than leather apply to the skills Balance,
tired and often unmotivated selection, the mystic Climb, Escape Artist, Hide, Jump, Move Silently,
pimp can offer far more exotic and appealing fair Pick Pocket and Tumble. Also, Swim checks suffer a
bound by magic or nature into wanting to do all the -1 penalty for every 5 pounds of armour and
things the mystic pimp’s customers could desire. equipment carried.
The Mystic Pimp knows the streets, knows what Spells per Day/Spells Known: For every level
people want and do their best to provide, for a small gained in the mystic pimp class, the character gains
remuneration of course. new spells per day and spells know (if applicable) as
if he had also gained a level in a spellcasting class
Hit Die: d6 he belonged to before adding the prestige class. He
does not, however, gain any other benefit a character
of that class would have gained (extra uses of the
Requir ements
Requirements bardic music ability, metamagic or item creation
In order to become a mystic pimp a character must feats and so on), except for an increased effective
fulfil all the following criteria. level of spellcasting. If a character had more than
one spellcasting class before becoming a mystic
Skills: Appraise 8 ranks, Bluff 8 ranks, Intimidate 8 pimp, he must decide to which class he adds the new
ranks, Sense Motive 8 ranks. level for the purpose of determining spells per day
Spellcasting: Ability to cast 3rd level arcane spells. (and spells known, if applicable).
Alignment: Any non-good.
Special: The character must have cast at least one Streetwise (Ex): The mystic pimp rapidly earns a
successful summon sex partner spell of 2nd or higher degree from the school of hard knocks, learning their
level for someone else’s enjoyment. way around the streets: how to act, how to behave
and who not to mess with. This gives the mystic
Class Skills pimp a +2 bonus on Bluff, Gather Information,
The mystic pimp’s class skills (and the key ability Intimidate and Sense Motive checks in a street life
for each skill) are Appraise (Int), Bluff (Cha), situation.
Diplomacy (Cha), Gather Information (Cha),
Innuendo (Wis), Knowledge (nature) (Int), Whatever You Need (Ex): Beginning at 2nd level, a
Knowledge (streetwise) (Int), Knowledge (the mystic pimp can tell exactly what a mark wants just
planes) and Sense Motive (Wis). by looking at them. The mystic pimp makes a Sense
Motive check (DC 10 + targets hit dice) and the
Skill Points at Each Level: 4 + Int modifier. level of success determines what information is
gleaned. If the pimp beats the DC by 5 or less, all he
is able to determine is the mark’s sexuality (straight,
Class Featur es
Features bi-sexual, homosexual, etc.). If the pimp beats the
The following are class features of the mystic pimp DC by between 6 and 10 points, he is also able to
prestige class. determine the mark’s main sexual kink or fetish and
if he beats the DC by 11 or more points he gains an
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insight into how to pitch an irresistible deal to the

mark. This grants the pimp a +2 competence bonus
Seducer
to any skill checks he is required to make within the The seducer is one of the ultimate expressions of the
next three hours, but only for the purpose of blue mage’s art. A true connoisseur of erotic magic,
acquiring the mark’s custom. the seducer becomes an embodiment of the
principles and power of the art. Always gorgeous or
This ability is invaluable in procuring a viable handsome, always a religious experience between
customer base for the mystic pimp’s services and the sheets, lust and love follow in their wake as
enables them to make an extremely grand living though a cadre of cupids with repeating crossbows
once they have snared a few rich people or rarefied were camped in their backpack.
or perverted tastes.
They ooze sex; they suffuse the very air with it.
A Fine Stable (Ex): After a while of providing for Every gesture, every bat of eyelid, every wave and
their clientele with regular summonings and the odd every smile gives off waves of sensuality.
captured creature, the mystic pimp begins to
supplement their magical stable with permanent To see a seducer is to fall in love and they will ruin
employees. Occasionally those creatures summoned you for anyone or anything else ever after.
will welcome the work and offer to stay permanently.
Once the mystic pimp builds up a reputation this Hit Die: d4
happens more and more frequently.
Requirements
Beginning at 3rd level, the mystic pimp can begin to In order to become a seducer the character must fulfil
form a permanent selection of creatures to offer their all the following criteria.
clientele. A mystic pimp may have no more than
three times his level in permanent employees at any
one time. The mystic pimp can change
their selection (by hiring new employees
and firing old ones) each time they gain a
level.
Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy: Living on the streets

is tough, very tough, even for a mystic
pimp surrounded by fly honeys and
dripping with gold. Upon achieving 4th
level the mystic pimp gains Alertness and
Endurance as bonus feats.
Well Stocked (Sp): At this level the Mystic

Pimp knows well the intricacies of
summoning forth their wares for their
customers and has become incredibly
familiar with the spells rites and rituals
involved. The mystic pimp may prepare
one extra spell of each level per day,
however this bonus spell must be a
summoning spell that the pimp uses to
satisfy his client’s desires (such as summon
sex partner). If the pimps previous class
did not prepare spells, they are instead able
to cast one extra summon sex partner spell
of each level per day.
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The Seducer
1 +0 +0 +0 +2 Sexy +1 level of existing class
2 +1 +0 +0 +3 Shocking +1 level of existing class
3 +1 +1 +1 +3 Caution to the Wind +1 level of existing class
4 +2 +1 +1 +4 All You can Think About +1 level of existing class
5 +2 +1 +1 +4 Slave to the Suave +1 level of existing class
Skills: Bluff 10 ranks, Concentration 8 ranks, their bodies they also become charged with
Innuendo 8 ranks, Sense Motive 8 ranks. erotically aligned magical energies.
Feats: Bedroom Proficiency, Endurance.
Spellcasting: Ability to cast 2nd level arcane spells. Upon choosing to become a seducer the character
Dexterity: 14+. immediately gains a +2 inherent bonus to their
Charisma: 12+. Charisma and the character’s appearance is
enhanced, making them look the best they ever
Class Skills could. Additionally the character receives a +2
bonus to any Charisma-based rolls against
The seducer’s class skills (and the key ability for humanoids of an appropriate gender/persuasion that
each skill) are Bluff (Cha), Diplomacy (Cha), Escape could find them attractive.
Artist (Dex), Gather Information (Cha), Innuendo
(Wis), Perform (Cha), Sense Motive (Wis) and Use Shocking (Sp): Upon reaching 2nd level, a seducer is
Rope (Dex). able to use their broad experience and completely
shameless nature to say something so shocking and
Skill Points at Each Level: 4 + Int modifier. beyond the pale that all within earshot are stunned
and some may even faint from the sheer impropriety.
Class Featur es
Features
The following are class features of the seducer When the seducer utters the phrase everyone within
prestige class. earshot, whether friend or foe, is stunned for one
round and must immediately make a Fortitude save
Weapon and Armour Proficiency: Seducer’s gain (DC 10 + class level + Charisma modifier). Those
no proficiency in any weapons or armour. who fail fall to the floor in a dead faint and are
considered to be helpless until they are revived.
Spells per Day/Spells Known: For every level
gained in the seducer class, the character gains new This is a spell-like ability for the seducer and can be
spells per day and spells know (if applicable) as if he used once per day, plus an additional use per day for
had also gained a level in a spellcasting class he every two levels the seducer has attained above 1st
belonged to before adding the prestige class. He (1/day at 1st level, 2/day at 3rd level and 3/day at 5th
does not, however, gain any other benefit a character level).
of that class would have gained (extra uses of the
bardic music ability, metamagic or item creation Caution To The Wind (Su): The attractive power of
feats and so on), except for an increased effective the seducer is so strong that women forget their
level of spellcasting. If a character had more than husbands, kings forget their queens and clerics
one spellcasting class before becoming a seducer, he forget their gods. If a seducer sets their sights on
must decide to which class he adds the new level for someone they can almost always get them regardless
the purpose of determining spells per day (and spells of age, preference or vow. The only thing that will
known, if applicable). stand in their way is physical incapacity or death.
Sexy (Ex): Seducer’s know how to move, speak and Given sufficient time the seducer should be allowed
make every single breath a come on. They know to seduce anyone. The subject of the seducers
cosmetics and perfumes and they know how to dress attentions must make a Will save (DC 10 + seducers
the best way for how they look. As they specialise level + Charisma modifier) every hour that they are
and channel the energies of the plane of lust through
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in contact with the seducer. The DC of the save

temporarily increases by +1 for each consecutive
Peeping Scryer
hour that the target is in contact with the seducer, The peeping scryer whiles away their time watching,
and permanently increases by +1 for each day that pausing only when absolutely necessary. They do
the seducer focuses their attentions on the target. not care much about personal hygiene and their
The Games Master may assign the target a bonus to social skills are very often completely retarded by
their Will save depending on mitigating factors such the amount of time they spend seeing beyond and
as faith, marriage or being truly in love with playing with their (crystal) balls. None are so
somebody else. This ability is useless against true accomplished in the art of scrying as these mages
love that is felt and expressed by both parties in a and they allow nothing to get in the way of their
relationship, granting both parties immunity to the spying eyes, be it magical wards around the female
seducer’s advances. This is a supernatural ability for dormitory of the magical college or the power of the
a seducer. gods protecting the school for wayward halflings.
All You Can Think About (Su): Even so little as a Peeping scryers are a menace but few will even know
glimpse of a seducer can be enough for someone to they are scryed upon, watched through the hours by
lose their heart, especially if the seducer consciously the creepy little mages, every aspect of their lives
exerts their power to make someone obsess over faithfully noted and recorded and every mole on
them. their buttocks mapped out with the diligence and
care of an astrologer mapping the stars.
Activating this ability takes no more than a quick
glance across a crowded room after which the target Hit Die: d4.
must make a Will save (DC of 10 + seducers level +
Charisma modifier) or be unable to think of Requirements
anything except the seducer. The image of the In order to become a peeping scryer the character
seducer will haunt their every waking moment and must fulfil all the following criteria.
visit them in their dreams for one week per point
they failed their save by. Skills: Concentration 8 ranks, Gather Information 5
ranks, Listen 3 ranks, Scry 10 ranks, Spot 3 ranks.
Should the seducer attempt to seduce them, or use Feats: Skill Focus (Scry) and Extend Spell.
magic to enrapture or otherwise mislead them within Spellcasting: Ability to cast 3rd level arcane spells.
this period, they receive a -5 penalty to the Will save
made to resist the seduction or spell.
Class Skills
Slave To The Suave (Su): Once you have tasted a The peeping scryer’s class skills (and the key ability
seducer you never go back. Their touch is addictive. for each skill) are Concentration (Con), Gather
Once a seducer has successfully seduced a target Information (Cha), Listen (Wis), Scry (Int) and Spot
they can spend a number of experience points equal (Wis).
to the subject’s hit dice times 100 to make them their
enslaved love monkey. Skill Points at Each Level: 2 + Int modifier.
The target is permanently affected as though by a

charm person spell.
The Peeping Scryer

1 +0 +0 +0 +2 Sense +1 level of existing class
2 +1 +0 +0 +3 Overcome +1 level of existing class
3 +1 +1 +1 +3 +1 level of existing class
4 +2 +1 +1 +4 Never Forget an Arse +1 level of existing class
5 +2 +1 +1 +4 Still Spell +1 level of existing class
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Class Features class he adds the new level for the purpose of
determining spells per day (and spells known, if
The following are features of the peeping scryer applicable).
prestige class.
Sense (Ex): Honed to a keen edge by squinting into
Weapon and Armour Proficiency: Peeping Scryer’s crystal balls, mirrors and bowls of water in order to
gain no proficiency in any weapons or armour. try and get a better peep at the jiggling fun show
that is the local hot springs, the peeping scryer is
Spells per Day/Spells Known: For every level used to focusing their senses and concentrating in
gained in the peeping scryer class, the character order to pick up extra details of anything they are
gains new spells per day and spells know (if looking at. This translates into a +2 bonus to all
applicable) as if he had also gained a level in a Search skills checks for each level the scryer
spellcasting class he belonged to before adding the achieves.
prestige class. He does not, however, gain any other
benefit a character of that class would have gained Overcome (Su): The peeping scryer is strong willed
(extra uses of the bardic music ability, metamagic or and determined, refusing to let any barrier stand
item creation feats and so on), except for an between them and what they want to peep at.
increased effective level of spellcasting. If a Beginning at 2nd level, the scryer is able to overcome
character had more than one spellcasting class magical effects that would otherwise cloud or alter
before becoming a scryer, he must decide to which their scrying attempts, seeing through them as if
they were not in place.
A peeping scryer is able to bypass,

without disrupting the effect or
alerting those under its protection to
his scrying, any spell designed to
prevent or mislead scrying if its casters
level is less than the scryers character
level. Thus, a 10th level diviner/3rd
level peeping scryer could bypass any
effect created by a spellcaster of 12th
level or lower.
Never Forget An Arse (Ex): If a

peeping scryer has observed anyone
via magical means such as scrying
they will always know that person if
they see them again, whether in person
or via scrying. No roll is required and
no magical or mundane disguise will
protect the person from being
identified as long as the scryer can see
them (for example, the target of an
invisibility spell is immune to this
ability).
Still Spell (Ex): From a great deal of

practice the peeping scryer has learned
to cast spells without using their
hands. Beginning at 5th level, all
spells cast by a scryer gain the benefits
of the Still Spell feat, without the
usual increase in spell level.
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SKILLS & FEATS
Skills &
Each does typically fetches 4gp on the open market,
and the jelly is normally sold in batches of three for
10gp.
Feats Extra-strong delouser, when dusted onto the hairy

parts of the anatomy instantly kills any
E
veryone likes to think that they have bloodsucking arthropods attached thereto. If
something they are particularly good at in the ingested it causes stomach cramps and vomiting
bedroom department, even something like unless the character makes a successful Fortitude
bouncing the highest or always getting the top save (DC 15). If a vermin of Medium-size or smaller
bunk. There are some skills and feats that take on ingests it they die instantly unless they succeed at a
new meaning when considered in a sexual context Fortitude save (DC 25). Creation of each dose of
and the implications of those are addressed here. this foul-smelling powder requires a successful
Alchemy Check (DC 20) and costs 5gp. A single
Naughty Skills dose of this powder usually fetches around 10gp on
the open market, although it never sells well unless
Several skills contained within Core Rulebook I there is a sudden epidemic of parasites.
have new uses in the adult arena and need new
systems and guidelines to be put in place around Orcish fly is a powerful aphrodisiac concocted from
them, from the use of Alchemy to make cures, salves various strange ingredients. It was noted that orcs
and delousers to new types of performance for rarely suffered from erectile dysfunction and were
enterprising characters. always willing and able to mate with species not
their own, as has been evidenced by the large
Alchemy number of half-orcs scattered about the world.
Those in search of a way to turn lead into gold are Orcish fly attempts to induce the same carefree
not the only practitioners of the science of alchemy. capability exhibited by orcs in those who use it. If
On alchemist’s tables and apothecaries across the rubbed onto an area of flesh, this vaporeous liquid
world charlatans, has-beens and the odd genuine causes blood to rush to the surface causing swelling
genius seek ways to make money by promising and increased sensitivity. If imbibed it causes a mild
people better lives and invertebrate free pubes. fever. Creation of a dose of orcish fly requires a
successful Alchemy Check (DC 20) and costs 10gp
In addition to the products contained within Core due to the obscurity of the reagents. A single dose of
Rulebook I, an alchemist can make the following this potent liquid can usually fetch as much as 20gp
concoctions: Sensitivity crème, lubricant jelly, on the open market.
extra-strong delouser, orcish fly and hot flush.
Hot flush is a prank concoction often poured into
Sensitivity crème, when rubbed into a body part the drinks of unsuspecting women. Within minutes
increases the sensitivity of the nerve endings. If of consumption, the imbiber will get very warm,
rubbed into the fingertips you gain a +1 bonus on flushed and sweaty, possibly needing to strip off a
any non-combat task related to dexterity. If used for little in order to get cool unless they make a
its intended purpose the crème leads to enhanced successful Fortitude save (DC 15). Creating a dose
pleasure, lots of giggling and messier sheets than of hot flush requires a successful Alchemy check
normal. Creating the crème requires a successful (DC 10) and costs 5sp. Although it is not usually
Alchemy check (DC 20) and costs 1gp per dose. The found on the open market, being more of a
effects of a dose of sensitivity crème last for 15 concoction that a prankster would use against a
minutes, and each dose typically goes for around fellow student than a useful one, a dose can still
5gp on the open market. fetch around 1gp from those with the intention to
use it.
Lubricant jelly, when used for its conventional
purpose allows easier access to ‘parts unknown’ but Concentration
it can also be smeared around small openings or on Being hurt or damaged is not the only thing that can
bonds, giving a +1 bonus to Escape Artist checks. prevent a mage from casting spells and casting spells
Creating a dose of lubricant jelly requires a in difficult situations is not the only reason to
successful Alchemy check (DC 15) and costs 1gp.
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SKILLS & FEATS
concentrate. Those with this skill can use it to stave knows how to please any partner between the sheets,
off orgasm by counting, thinking about the on the dresser or hanging out of the window.
inevitable death of the universe or last night’s orcish
raid scores. The DC for doing so starts at 10 and Benefit: You gain a +2 bonus to Bluff,
rises by five for each minute of prolonged activity. Concentration, Diplomacy, Gather information,
Innuendo and Sense Motive checks that make use of
In addition to those listed in Core Rulebook I, you bed hopping or pleasing someone with your
casting spells is difficult in the following sexual talents.
circumstances…
Normal: Someone who does not have this feat can
DC Distraction still perform well enough sexually but is at best a
20 + spell level Engaged in intercourse. gifted or enthusiastic amateur, whereas someone
15 + spell level Receiving oral attention. with this feat is a consummate professional.
15 + spell level Giving oral attention (unable to
cast spells with verbal Endurance (General)
components). In addition to its normal uses, the Endurance feat
10 + spell level Receiving a lap dance. adds its bonus to the Concentration roll made to
+ skill check ‘prolong the inevitable’ and the Fortitude save made
5 + spell level Facing an attractive and naked to recover for a second bout (DC 15 + 5 per previous
+ opponents opponent in battle. performance).
Charisma modifier
10 Needing to adjust one’s tackle. Note: This feat is described fully in Core Rulebook I.
Per for
Perfor
formm Hor
Hornn Dog (General)
The types of performance mentioned in Core You are a ‘real goer’ and those whom you pleasure
Rulebook I do not delve into the various wonders always remember the experience fondly.
that the twilight world
of the streets has to Prerequisites:
offer. Bedroom Proficiency,
Endurance.
Some additional types
of performance suited Benefit: You gain a +2 bonus
to an adult artist to skill checks when dealing
include bawdy songs, with someone you have been
fellatio, glamour modelling, lap intimate with within the last
dance, mud wrestling, oil month.
wrestling, pole dance, soliciting,
strip-o-gram and striptease.
Sensual Magic (General)
Cunning Your magic is charged with the
sensual energies of the plane of
Feats lust.
Some feats also gain new Prerequisites: Charisma

meaning when applied to sexual 12+.
enterprises and some new feats are
required to reflect the expertise and Benefit: You may choose
special abilities of those who devote to use your Charisma
themselves to the pursuit of nookie. instead of your
Intelligence when
Bedr oom Pr
Bedroom oficiency (General)
Proficiency determining the save
Someone with this feat is especially DC of your spells.
proficient in the bedroom department and
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OBJECTS OF DESIRE
Objects of
Caster Level:13th; Prerequisites: Craft Magical
Arms/Armour, power word orgasm; Market Price:
184,300 gp.
Desire Potions
Dutch Courage
T
hroughout the world dragons guard their
hoards and evil warlocks gather their artefacts This potion has a rich golden colour, a foamy head
in the deepest darkest dungeons. Magical and a bitter taste. When imbibed this magical brew
items abound but not all of them are geared towards instils the drinker with confidence, enabling them to
destruction and the acquisition of other artefacts. muster the courage to do things they would not
Fighting is not the only physical activity that can normally do. The drinker gains a +1 bonus to their
benefit from a little magical boost now and then, and Will saves and any skill checks made to impress or
both blue and conventional mages down the ages seduce someone for a period of one hour.
have used their abilities to create artefacts of a more
lewd kind. Various fascinating, good, evil, straight, Caster Level: 1st; Prerequisites: Brew Potion,
kinky, cursed and beneficial items have made their resistance; Market Price: 50 gp.
way into circulation.
Here then is a list of some of the more notorious

Potion of Lust
things, widgets and doodads that enterprising This effervescent and luridly pink potion comes in
adventurers might well mistake for the more usual small vials that are easily concealed in sleeves or
engines of destruction. bracelets. It tastes of a mix of strawberries and
oysters and fizzes on the tongue when drunk neat,
although it is tasteless when mixed into another
Armour liquid.
New Ar mour Enhancement: Flattering
Armour Once drunk, the imbiber becomes overwhelmed with
The armour is shaped and altered, tempered and waves of lust unless they make a successful Will
decorated in such a way that, along with its magical save (DC 14). If they fail they must jump the first
enhancement to AC, it is as flattering as it could thing that even remotely fits their idea of an
possibly be to the wearer. The armour might not acceptable mate, usually the one who slipped it to
cover quite as much of the body as armour of its type them.
normally would but provides no less protection,
however much cleavage or rippling biceps is on Caster Level: 4th; Prerequisites: Brew Potion,
show. pheromone enhancer; Market Price: 300 gp.
The wearer of this armour gains a +2 bonus on any
Charisma based checks. Potion of Perfor
Perfor mance
formance
Misrepresented by charlatans and sought after by
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms many, getting a genuine potion that assists sexual
and Armour, charm person; Market Price: +2 bonus. performance is night on impossible, not to mention
expensive since mages know people will pay
Weapons through the nose for such a libation.
Pop up Porkswor
Porkswordd When a potion of performance is drunk, the imbiber
Resembling a club, the pop up porksword is gains the benefits of onestrum’s personal fluidic
activated by hitting a catch on the handle, at which enhancer and the Bedroom Proficiency and
point a 12-inch section springs out of the end and Endurance feats. This effect lasts two hours.
wobbles back and forth like a reasonably firm
knockwurst. The porksword acts as a +1 club with Caster Level: 3rd, Prerequisites: Brew Potion,
the additional effect that anyone hit with it is onestrum’s personal fluidic enhancer; Market Price:
affected by the spell power word, orgasm. 300 gp.
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OBJECTS OF DESIRE
Cock Rings Caster level: 3rd; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous

Item, unseen servant; Market Price: 150 gold
Lak Wang, a blue mage and expert crafter of magical pieces; Weight: 1 lb.
rings, hit upon the idea of the magic cock ring when
he passed by adventurers bemoaning that that did
not have enough fingers to wear all of their
Balls of Voyeurism
Voyeurism
magically enhancing trinkets. Missing the exact These twin crystal orbs of pink marble flecked with
gist of what they were talking about, Lak Wang streaks of dark mineral are joined together and
hurried to his forge and began churning out sexually flattened on the bottom. They act as a crystal ball
aiding magic cock rings. with a few important differences. Firstly, the balls
produce their image floating in the space above
them, glowing as they do so. The balls of voyeurism
Ring of Quantity can also cast the following spells on the scene being
This ring affects the user with a constant onestrum’s scryed upon once per day: Bernadette’s illusory
personal fluidic enhancer spell, allowing for some nakedness, change orientation and speedy undress.
very messy yet fulfilling encounters.
Balls of voyeurism are jealously guarded by those
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Forge Ring, who own them and are rarely available for sale.
onestrum’s personal fluidic enhancer; Market Price:
500 gp. Caster Level: 10th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
Item, bernadette’s illusory nakedness, change
Ring of Gir th
Girth orientation, scrying, speedy undress; Weight: 10
lbs.; Market Price: 81,000gp.
This ring doubles the length and thickness of the
member it is placed upon.
Carved Monkey of Spanking
Carved
th
Caster Level: 5 ; Prerequisites: Forge Ring, A tiny statuette carved in the shape of a monkey
enlarge; Market Price: 500 gp. who looks guilty, as if he has done something very
naughty. The statuette is about an inch high and
carved of bright red stone. When the command word
Ring of Penetration is spoken, the statue grows to a foot in height and
This makes the wearer’s member slippery as though intones ‘I have been a very bad monkey, spank me.’
it was under the effect of a constant baykdoyr’s
ultimate lubrication spell. If then suitably physically chastised, the carved
monkey of spanking shrinks back to its original size
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Forge Ring, and renders the user immune to any spells or effects
baykdoyr’s ultimate lubrication; Market Price: 500 related to sex for 24 hours, as well as any sexual
gp. tension or desire they might otherwise be feeling.
Wondrous Items Caster Level: 11th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous

Item, animate object; Market Price: 12,000 gold
Bag of Fondling pieces; Weight: —.
This ruddy coloured bag is about the size of a belt
pouch, warm, slightly resilient to the touch and Chastity Belts
squishy like wet clay. The bag has three uses: firstly, Magical chastity belts are extremely popular and use
it can be fondled and squeezed constantly in one’s a variety of methods to prevent the male or female
off hand providing a +1 bonus to Will saves against wearer from engaging in lewd activities with those
fear effects. Secondly, the bag can be opened and they should not. One thing all have in common is
any body part held within it will be gently fondled that they cannot easily be removed, though they
and massaged. Finally, if cuddled up to overnight may have many different appearances. Some
the comforting warmth and massaging action of the resemble belly chains, piercings or crotchless
bag allows the owner to regain 1 extra hit point from panties. Others are invisible and set as traps against
a full night’s rest. any so foolish as to take advantage of the wearer.
The person who placed the belt upon the wearer
(usually the wearer themselves) is freely able to
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OBJECTS OF DESIRE
remove the belt without triggering any of the spell Caster Level: 15th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
effects. Item, arcane lock, horrid wilting; Market Price:
98,400 gp; Weight: 1 lb.
Basic Magical Chastity Belt: The basic chastity
belt is sealed using an arcane lock spell to prevent it Guardian Chastity Belt: In addition to the arcane
from being taken off easily. lock feature of the basic belt, a guardian chastity
belt summons a ‘guardian’ whenever someone
Caster Level: 15th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous attempts to have their way with the wearer. The
Item, arcane lock; Market Price: 2,400 gp; Weight: 1 summoned creature appears with a loud ‘ahem!’ and
lb. then proceeds to tear the interloper limb from limb.
Alarmed Chastity Belt: In addition to the arcane Caster Level: 15th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
lock feature of the basic belt, an alarmed chastity Item, arcane lock, summon monster I-IX; Market
belt alerts the person who fitted it to the wearer Price: I – 3,200 gp, II – 7,200 gp, III – 14,400 gp, IV
whenever someone attempts to bypass or remove the – 24,800 gp, V – 38,400 gp, VI – 55,200 gp, VII –
belt. 75,200 gp, VIII – 98,400 gp, IX – 124,800 gp;
Weight: 1 lb.
Caster Level: 15th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
Item, alarm, arcane lock; Market Price: 2,700 gp; Dayn’
Dayn’ss Instant Whor ehouse
Whorehouse
Weight: 1 lb. This wooden cube is small when inert, but when
activated it forms a small bawdyhouse 40 ft. square
Cured Chastity Belt: In addition to the arcane lock and 10 ft. high with little booths for privacy, an attic
feature of the basic belt, a cursed chastity belt room and a warm hearth. The building shoots
inflicts the interloper with a bestow curse spell. The wooden piles into the ground to root it to the spot,
curse can take any of the forms normally available to preventing it from being overturned or pushed
a caster of the spell, decided at the time of the items along. Only the owner of the house can enter or
creation. leave at will, along with any guests they might have
with them. The whorehouse has a small wooden
Caster Level: 15th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous door with a slat to peer out of which cannot be
Item, arcane lock, bestow curse; Market Price: opened without the owner’s permission, even with a
24,800 gp; Weight: 1 lb. knock spell. The walls have 50 hit points and a
hardness of 10. The house cannot be repaired save
Toasting Chastity Belt: In addition to the arcane by Wish or Miracle spell, each of which restores 25
lock feature of the basic belt, a toasting chastity belt points of damage.
emanates a burning hands spell (5d4 points of
damage) directly into the interloper’s crotch. This The house springs up in one round and contains an
spell does not harm the wearer in any way, however ogre bouncer and 2d4 random ‘hosts/hostesses’
it can be reasonably assured that the target of the (owner’s preference) from the following table. They
effect won’t be too healthy, and certainly won’t be are always glad to see anyone entering the
interested in continuing their previous activities. whorehouse, and there is no charge for ‘services
rendered’.
Item, arcane lock, burning hands; Market Price: D10 Roll Host/Hostess
6,400 gp; Weight: 1 lb. 1 Satyr or dryad
2 Triton or mermaid (in pool)
Droopy Chastity Belt: In addition to the arcane 3 Nymph
lock feature of the basic belt, a droopy chastity belt 4 Erinyes
afflicts the interlopers ‘prize jewels’ with something 5 Succubus or Incubus
resembling the horrid wilting spell. This causes the 6 Human
target’s member to shrivel up and become useless, 7 Elf
causing 15d8 points of damage to the creature from 8 Dwarf
the excruciating experience. 9 Halfling
10 Gnome
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OBJECTS OF DESIRE
Anyone caught in the area of the whorehouse as it roughly humanoid pink balloon when fully inflated
expands is shoved violently to the side, taking 5d10 (which requires 10 full minutes without magical
damage unless they make a successful Reflex save assistance).
(DC 19). The whorehouse can be activated or
deactivated once per day. The inflatable friend appears as a lovely companion
of any humanoid race, ready and willing to do
Caster Level: 12th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous anything and capable of holding intelligent
Item, mordykenen’s wonderful brothel, summon sex conversations. To anyone except the user of the
partner I; Market Price: 98,000 gp. item, it appears a simple pink balloon with a roughly
humanoid shape.
Hosier
Hosieryy of Laciness
Slinky and sexy, made of the finest lace and as sheer Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
as a fairy’s wing, the hosiery of laciness are Item, illusory harem; Market Price: 9,000 gp;
powerless unless the wearer is wearing nothing over Weight: ½ lb.
them. The hosiery of laciness were traditionally
black, but sets have been made in colours ranging Jockstrap of Impressive Lunchbox
Impressive
from red to purple and even white. A gnome contraption worn under hosiery, this
device is affixed with leather straps and consists of
The hosiery provide all the protection of a normal various working cogs, levers and gears around a
set of clothes, as well as the effects of an endure magical gem. Upon approaching a female biped, the
elements (cold) spell. They are extremely revealing, gem probes their mind and ascertains exactly what
enhancing the wearer’s figure with the effects of the size ‘package’ appeals to them and either expands or
alter breasts, fascinating cleavage/package, contracts depending on the reading made. This
hypnotic rump and pheromone enhancer spells. grants the male wearer a +2 bonus to skill checks
made to seduce or impress the target.
Item, alter breasts, endure elements, fascinating The jockstrap can be switched on or off with a
cleavage/package, hypnotic rump, pheromone simple command word, and it is wise to switch it off
enhancer; Market Value: 8,500 gp. before encountering pixies or other Tiny creatures.
Inflatable Friend Caster Level: 3rd; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous

Many adventurers find themselves alone in hostile Item, dirk’s impressive tool; Market Price: 1,800 gp;
wilderness and in desperate need of comfort, being Weight: 1 lb.
held, or getting their rocks off for the last time in
their miserable lives before a dire bear eats them, Sexy Sheets
their tent and their campfire in one chomp. Nobody wants to go out on the pull around the
taverns at night and roll back roaring drunk having
This is where the inflatable friend comes in. scored, only to wake up in the morning with a
Invented by an enterprising pair of blue magi in the headache and lying next to something that looks
city of Skeldermere and subsequently practically like it crawled out of a troll’s arse.
forced on any wealthy adventurer that wanders by,
the inflatable friend has now found a niche in the This is a problem no more thanks to the sexy sheets.
survival kits of many adventurers. Imitations are These double-layered satin sheets are self-cleaning
beginning to appear further away but the best and automatically cast instant love nest and major
models are still to be found in Skeldermere. image 1/day when placed on a bed, to provide
suitable surroundings for your nocturnal activities,
The inflatable friend consists of a 4 inch by 4 inch as well as cover any hideous troglodyte you might
piece of rubbery pink material with a small tube have brought home with an illusion of loveliness.
protruding from the top. The magic of the inflatable
friend is activated by blowing gently into the tube, Caster Level: 6th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous
and can be used once per day. After 50 uses the Item, instant love nest, major image; Market Price:
magic of the inflatable friend is completely spent, 17,200 gp.
and the item is rendered non-magical, appearing as a
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OBJECTS OF DESIRE
Vestments of TTransexuality
ransexuality (Dress of
(Dress Bernadette’s illusory nakedness – Constant.
Speedy undress – 5/day.
Cr ossing)
Crossing) Irresistible dance (striptease) – 1/day.
Even the most expert of cross-dressers occasionally
ends up looking like a ‘bloke in a dress’ or has Caster Level: 15th; Weight: —.
boobs so fulsome and so round that no amount of
fake beard is going to fool anyone.
Manual of Lurve
Lurve
The vestments of transexuality have the effect of a This heavily thumbed manual was originally
change sex spell while worn. commissioned by the Caliph of Pichii-Kyyn, an
oasis city deep in the southern desert. The city was
Caster Level: 10th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous peaceful, rich, powerful and the people were happy
Item, change sex; Market Value: 30,000 gp. with the rule of the Caliph. This, combined with his
radical practice of not making an evil bastard his
grand vizier, left the Caliph with little to do with his
Minor Artefacts time but spend it pleasurably in his ten-storey
seraglio with his concubines and wives.
Eye of Undr essing
Undressing
Radavan Of The Ogling Eye’s reign of striptease After about a decade this grew tiring and having
terror finally came to an end when templar acting on already worked his way through several volumes of
the behalf of the bishop broke into his hovel and erotic lore he sent his scouts out into the world to
dragged him back into town. In punishment seek new positions, games and tricks for him to try
Radavan had his eyes put out so he could never ogle out.
anyone again. He died soon after, his chief reason
for living having been taken from him. One by one the scouts returned, though none
brought back anything the Caliph had not already
Some time later, mistaking one of the eyes for a more done or considered. Finally the last scout, long
powerful artefact, a foolhardy adventurer exploring thought dead, returned barely alive and clutching in
the bishop’s personal vault put out one of his eyes his hands the notes that would form this manual. A
and replaced it with the artefact. To his horror he hale and hearty man of twenty-two years when he
discovered he had gained none of the powers he left, he returned looking eighty and infected with
expected, and crying out in anguish turned to his every venereal disease known to man. His sacrifice
buxom ranger companion to complain, then stopped enabled the Caliph to enjoy a further ten years of
cold. She was entirely naked! After asking why she marital bliss and a statue was erected in the scout’s
had stripped and having taken a severe beating for it honour bearing the legend ‘check the hole before
he realised the truth, the eye was allowing him to see you put anything in it’.
everyone naked, as much of a curse as a blessing as
you have to take the rough with the smooth. The manual of lurve takes 48 hours to read over a
minimum of six days. Once completed the reader
Both eyes are currently without owners and are gains the Bedroom Proficiency and Endurance feats
somewhere out in the world. To use the eye one as well as a +2 inherent bonus to Dexterity and
must put out their own eye, losing 1d6 hit points Constitution. A character can only benefit from this
and one point of charisma permanently. Then the manual once.
eye of undressing must be placed into the socket,
where it knits itself to the flesh. After this the eye Caster Level: 17th; Weight: 5 lb.
cannot be removed without the loss of another 1d6
permanent hit points.
The eye confers the following abilities upon its user,

all cast as if by a 15th level wizard.
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CREATURES OF LUST
Creatures
surrounding waters, then releases them, usually with
a crushed foot.
of Lust
The clam steals the money to lay as bait around its
position as fish are attracted to the coins as they
glitter in the sun.
A
pretty face or an offer of sex has been the
downfall of many a hero – not all of the Bearded clams are a prized gourmet food and are
hazards lust presents are confined to considered to be an aphrodisiac; they have a
footpads waiting in an alley for you and the saucy delicate flavour with a slight ‘electric zing’ to the
harlot you just picked up to come stumbling down taste. One clam in ten contains a pearl worth 10d10
over the rubbish. gp and requires a Search check (DC 20) to find.
There are monsters that lure using sex, monsters that Combat
propagate themselves in symbiosis with sex and The clam is not a malicious or intelligent creature it
monsters that are just rude sounding and suggestive. operates purely by reflex.
Here then is but a small selection to terrorise and
titillate. Improved Grab (Ex): If the clam is successful in its
first attack it clamps hold of the victims leg and does
Bear ded Clam
Bearded automatic damage each round until it has either
Small Vermin taken all of their money or been killed.
Hit Dice: 2d8 +2 (10 hp)
Initiative: +2 (Dex) Take Money (Ex): Once the clam has hold of
Speed: 0 ft. someone it scatters 1d20 coins every turn.
AC: 19 (+1 size, +2 Dex, +6 natural)
Attacks: 1 passive ‘mantrap’ attack +1. Blindsight (Ex): The clam senses by vibration and
Damage: 1d6 scent in the water. It is unaffected by spells and
Face/Reach: 2 ft. by 2ft./2 ft. attacks that affect conventional sight and gets no
Special Attacks: Improved grab and take money. penalty for operating in darkness.
Special Qualities: Blindsight.
Saves: Fortitude +2, Reflex +0, Willpower +1. Colossal Gay Al
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 14, Con 12 Int -, Wis 12, Cha Colossal Beast
2. Hit Dice: 50d10 + 400 (675 hp)
Skills: Hide +7, Listen +7, Spot +8. Initiative: +1 (Dex)
Feats: Alertness. Speed: 40 ft.
Climate/Terrain: Aquatic (shallow waters, fresh or AC: 21 (+1 dex, -4 size, +14 natural)
salt). Attacks: Bite +41
Organisation: Solitary. Damage: Bite 5d12 +17
Challenge Rating: 1/2 Face/Reach: 40 ft. by 40 ft./60 ft.
Treasure: Double coins only. Special Attacks: Improved grab, swallow whole, be
Alignment: Always neutral. really camp.
Advancement: 3-4 HD (medium size), 5-8 HD (large Special Qualities: Scent.
size). Saves: Fortitude +19, Reflex +12, Willpower +8.
Abilities: Str 44, Dex 12, Con 27, Int 4, Wis 15, Cha
Large circular shellfish, the bearded clams lie in silt 10.
or loose sand of the ocean floor, sifting water for Skills: Listen +11, Spot +11, Perform (sing) +11.
nutrients and feeling around with the tentacles of
their beard-like fringe for movement. When they Climate/Terrain: Warm forest, hill, plains and
sense a creature walking through the water they marsh.
open up and lay out their ‘beard,’ waiting for it to Organisation: Unique.
tread near. When they do the clam slams shut Challenge Rating: 18
around their leg with a snap and rifles their pockets Treasure: None.
for coins with a tentacle. The clam keeps hold until Alignment: Chaotic neutral.
the poor person has lost all their money to the
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CREATURES OF LUST
Colossal Gay Al is an allosaur, an enormous dinosaur Special Qualities: Blindsight, cold and fire
not unlike a tyrannosaur. He is brightly coloured, immunity, ooze, camouflage, spurt.
possessed of a rudimentary intelligence, a good Saves: Fortitude +1, Reflex -3, Willpower -4.
singing voice and a demeanour as camp as an all- Abilities: Str 12, Dex 3, Con 11, Int —, Wis 1, Cha 1.
nations scout jamboree.
Climate/Terrain: Urban, usually near brothels,
Dwarfing buildings, Colossal Gay Al travels the seraglios or flophouses.
world talking in a high pitched voice, rolling his Organisation: Solitary.
eyes, drinking enormous cocktails, singing show Challenge Rating: 4
tunes, flapping ineffectually with his tiny limp Treasure: None.
dinosaur hands and devouring communities whole Alignment: Always neutral.
when he is hungry, complaining afterwards that it Advancement: 4-6 HD (medium size); 7-9 HD
will go straight to his hips. (large).
Combat Found in places where lots of sex takes place and

Colossal Gay Al is disinclined to engage in combat people do not necessarily clean up well after
save when hungry, criticised or attacked. Ultimately themselves, the creamy ooze forms were the ‘stuff of
all Colossal Gay Al really wants is a loving partner life’ meets certain chemical reagents. Often
to spend his life with. surviving in the back alleys by catching pets
beating them unconscious and slowly dissolving
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, Colossal them, as well as feeding on rubbish the creamy ooze
Gay Al must hit a Huge or smaller opponent with his can be an unwelcome surprise for urban explorers.
bite attack. If he gets a hold he can try to swallow
them whole. Pearlescent in colour and with an unmistakable
smell, the creamy ooze moves slowly but is capable
Swallow Whole (Ex): Besides making him popular of sudden dashes or ‘spurts’ of movement.
down at the blue lagoon club back in the jurassic
era, this ability also has a useful combat application. Combat
Once he has grabbed an opponent Al can swallow The creamy ooze always strikes from ambush, lying
them by making a grapple check. If successful, the in wait and suddenly springing to attack when
swallowed opponent takes 2d8+8 points of crushing targets approach.
damage plus 8 points of acid damage each round. A
swallowed creature can attempt to cut their way out Improved grab (Ex): With this ability the ooze
with a slashing weapon, needing to cause 75 points must first strike with its slam attack. If it gets a hold
of damage in order to do so (AC 20). it can constrict, covering and squeezing its
opponent.
Be Really Camp (Su): By spending a full turn
flouncing, saying catchphrases or being an over Constrict (Ex): The ooze deals automatic slam
dramatic queen, Al can lull his enemies into a false damage plus an additional point of acid damage
sense of security. They must make a Will save (DC with a successful grapple check. Any clothes are
15) or be unable to attack Al until he attacks them. also horribly stained and go crusty unless washed
within 24 hours.
Cr eamy Ooze
Creamy Camouflage (Ex): It takes a successful spot check
Medium-size Ooze (DC 15) to recognise motionless creamy ooze for
Hit Dice: 3d10 + 10 (26 hp) anything other than a big puddle of jism. Obviously
Initiative: -5 (Dex) this camouflage is only effective where you might
Speed: 10 ft. expect to find such phenomena, such as a brothel.
AC: 5 (-5 Dex)
Attacks: Slam +3 melee Blindsight (Ex): The ooze’s entire body is its sense
Damage: Slam 1d6+1 organ and it can sense by scent and vibration within
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft. 60 feet.
Special Attacks: Improved grab, constrict (1d6+1
plus acid).
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CREATURES OF LUST
Spurt (Ex): By expending one of its hit points the giant crab on someone, they will up stakes and move
creamy ooze can move in a sudden spurt in addition on to new pastures, after all ‘the pubes are always
to its normal movement. This enables it to move an greener on the other side’. The migratory nature of
additional 20 ft. per round and if this would move it the bugs means that one of the best, though
onto an area occupied by another creature it gains a antisocial, methods of getting rid of them is to ‘sleep
free additional attack. around’.
Giant Crabs Combat

Fine Vermin Giant crabs are content to live peacefully if left
Hit Dice: ¼d8 (1 hp) unmolested, gnawing away on flesh and supping on
Initiative: +2 (Dex) blood. If they are attacked, the entire colony will go
Speed: 5 ft. into a frenzy until they are either killed or need to
AC: 21 (+2 Dex, +8 size, +1 natural) migrate to a new host. If their host is killed they will
Attacks: Bite +11 melee, 2 claws +6 melee travel at top speed towards the nearest warm-
Damage: Bite 1 + disease, claw 1 blooded living creature.
Face/Reach: ½ ft. by ½ ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: Itchy, disease. Itchy (Ex): Being infested by giant crabs is not a
Saves: Fortitude +2, Reflex +1, Willpower +0. pleasant experience and is extremely distracting.
Abilities: Str 1, Dex 14, Con 14, Int -, Wis 10, Cha 2. While monsters that carry the crabs are tough, foul
Skills: Climb +6, Hide +17, Spot +7 and inured to the discomfort, any player character
Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw, bite) infested with the little buggers will be distracted by
bites and itching. The penalty for being infested
Climate/Terrain: Pubic and buttock crevice hair. with the mean little arthropods is as follows.
Organisation: Solitary, family (1-6), infestation (10-
20) Number
Challenge Rating: 1/4 Of Crabs Penalty*
Treasure: None. 1 -1
Alignment: Always neutral. 2 -2
Advancement: ½-1 HD (Diminutive) 4 -3
8 -4
Giant crabs, lobsters, bard’s bane, the dreaded knob 16+ -5
nobbler, these vermin go by many names and are
spoken of in horror by any who have had a case of *This penalty applies to a character’s AC, attack
them, and terrified awe by those who have not yet rolls, ability checks and skill checks.
had ‘the pleasure’.
Disease (Ex): The giant crabs are carriers of a
Enormous pubic lice, the giant crabs are an inch horrible disease know as minge rot, knob dropper,
long with large front pincers and a pointed proboscis rotten rod and foul flaps. The disease causes the
used for piercing the skin to drink blood. Their person’s john thomas or love tunnel to become
armoured carapace and speedy movement makes covered in large, stinking, weeping sores not unlike
them hard to catch and kill. Crushing them with chicken pox spots. This disease is transmitted
your thumb simply does not work. though the crab’s bite, has an incubation period of
1d3 days and causes 1d3 points of Charisma damage
Giant crabs reproduce rapidly, doubling in number unless the character makes a successful Fortitude
every week until they reach their maximum colony save (DC 10 + 1/5 crabs infesting a host).
size of 20 on a medium-size creature, increasing or
decreasing by half for each size category up or One-Eyed TTrrouser Snake
down. Giant crabs are often carried by goblinoids Fine Animal
and ogres, and can make a nasty post-mortem Hit Dice: ¼d8 (1 hp)
surprise for fearless orc-slayers. Initiative: +5 (Dex)
Speed: 15 ft., climb 15 ft., swim 15 ft.
In the event of an infected individual having sex, AC: 23 (+5 Dex, +8 size, +2 natural)
half of the infestation will pack their bags, up stakes Attacks: Spit +14 ranged.
and migrate to the other partner. If there is only one
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CREATURES OF LUST
Damage: Spit poison. Symbiosis (Su): A trouser snake that has found a
Face/Reach: ½ ft. by ½ ft./0 ft. male owner will form a bond with him, feeding on
Special Attacks: Poison. the psychic energy he produces when he has sex. In
Special Qualities: Scent, symbiosis. reward for, and to encourage more of, this behaviour
Saves: Fortitude +2, Reflex +9, Willpower +1. the trouser snake bolsters the owner’s mind,
Abilities: Str 4, Dex 21, Con 11, Int 1, Wis 12, Cha 2. conferring a +1 bonus to Will saves provided the
Skills: Balance +15, Climb +16, Hide +22, Listen owner has had sex in the past week.
+8, Spot +8
Feats: Weapon Focus (spit poison) Por
Pornn Golem
Climate/Terrain: Tropical land. Large Construct
Organisation: Solitary. Hit Dice: 12d10 (66 hp)
Challenge Rating: ¼. Initiative: +0
Treasure: None. Speed: 20 ft. (Cannot run)
Alignment: Always neutral. AC: 25 (-1 size, +16 natural)
Advancement: None. Attacks: 2 slams +16 melee.
Damage: Slam 2d10+8.
The one-eyed trouser snake is a remarkable creature. Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./10 ft.
Short and stubby for a snake, pink in colour with Special Qualities: Construct, magic immunity, inner
amazing tactile ridges and bumps and a beautiful warmth, damage reduction 30/+2.
patina of blue veins running over it, the trouser Saves: Fortitude +4, Reflex +4, Willpower +4.
snake rarely gets the attention it deserves as a Abilities: Str 27, Dex 11, Con -, Int -, Wis 11, Cha 1.
beautiful and magnificent animal.
Climate/Terrain: Any land.
Despite its single eye the trouser snake is a dead Organisation: Solitary or gang (2-4)
shot, able to spit poison up to six feet away to blind Challenge Rating: 10
creatures that might attack it. Treasure: None.
Alignment: Always neutral.
The trouser snake is extremely friendly, forming an Advancement: 15-21 HD (Huge); 22-42 HD (Huge)
immediate bond with anyone who pets it and
provides it with a warm place to sleep. Many people A porn golem is a perfectly carved statue of soft
strive to collect the largest and most magnificent stone in the shape of a physical idyll, usually fully
trouser snake they can. and impressively equipped with some even
incorporating fountains. The porn golem is 8 ft. tall
and weighs around 1,500 lbs. Its body is of
Combat smoothly polished stone warmed from within by
The trouser snake is normally shy and retiring, magic, its stone flesh is ever so slightly pliant and
preferring to avoid combat if at all possible. If thus features such as the face, nipples and phallus
attacked or frightened it will spit its poison and can react to outside stimulus.
shrink back into cover to wait for the danger to pass.
Porn golems often are placed in the bathrooms and
Poison (Ex): The trouser snake is capable of bedrooms of rich and powerful blue magi, providing
shooting a stream of creamy, white, sticky poison up a kitsch aesthetic touch, a last line of defence
to six feet, usually into the eyes of an attacker. The against intruders and a bed partner should other
target can avert their eyes with a successful Reflex methods prove less than fruitful.
save (DC 15), causing the poison to have no effect.
If the save is failed, the target is blinded until they
spend a full turn clearing their eyes.
Combat
Porn golems are frightening opponents and no less
Scent (Ex): Trouser snakes can smell pussy a mile effective in battle for their sexual attributes or kitsch
away, rearing up and sniffing the air to indicate the 70’s porn star chic.
general direction of the nearest female humanoid.
The only protection from this ability is the various Magic Immunity (Ex): A porn golem is immune to
scent-masking spells, such as pass without trace. all spells, spell-like abilities and supernatural effects
except for the following. A transmute rock to mud
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spell slows it as per the slow spell for 2d6 rounds warm sunshine with its magnificent and unique
with no saving throw. A transmute mud to rock heals bloom. The flower resembles in every way a very
any and all damage the golem may have suffered. A attractive humanoid, male or female, buck-naked
stone to flesh spell does not change its structure but and enjoying the feel of the sun on their skin. A fan-
makes it vulnerable to any normal attack for the like root structure detects the approach of another
following round (this does not include spells save humanoid and the flower begins to beckon to them,
those that cause physical damage). trying to entice them into mating with it.
Inner Warmth (Ex): The golem glows slightly Stimulation of the flower causes its vine-like
warmer than body heat, granting it cold resistance 5 appendages to seize hold of the creature, while
and making it warm and fuzzy to cuddle up to. another part of the plant tries to stuff a seedpod
(about the size of a small pineapple and texture of a
Constr uction
Construction pine cone) up their sphincter without the aid of
A porn golem’s body is carved from a single block of lubricant. Once the seedpod is in place and the
soft stone such as soapstone, weighing at least 3,000 captured humanoid crushed to death, the flower
pounds.. Assembling the golem requires a successful wilts to await the next spring. The seedpod matures
Craft (sculpting) check (DC 20) and costs 70,000 gp, inside the corpse as it rots and explodes violently in
which includes the cost of the stone. The creator the autumn, showering helicopter seeds and rotten
must be 16th level and be able to cast arcane spells. body parts over a wide radius to take root and grow
Completing the ritual drains 1,500 XP and requires for next spring.
the casting of a geas/quest, limited wish, polymorph
any object and stone to flesh spell. Some blue magi who fancy themselves botanists
have developed a safe and non-wilting variety for
their greenhouses, which would otherwise be
Siren Flower
Siren entirely full of suggestively shaped root vegetables.
Medium Plant
Hit Dice: 3d8 +6 (19 hit points) Combat
Initiative: +0 The siren flower simply lies in wait for a suitably
Speed: 0 ft. horny or stupid individual and then strikes.
AC: 14 (+1 dex, +3 natural)
Attacks: Slam +5 melee. Entangle (Ex): The siren flower comes equipped
Damage: Slam 1d6+6. with tubers and vines as well as the limbs of its
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft. flower which can grab at anyone within reach as
Special Attacks: Entangle, improved grab, implant though using the entangle spell to slow down their
seedpod, constrict 1d6+6. retreat.
Special Qualities: Tremorsense.
Saves: Fortitude +6, Reflex +2, Willpower +2. Improved grab (Ex): To use this ability the siren
Abilities: Str 18, Dex 12, Con 14, Int -, Wis 13, Cha flower must first hit with its slam attack.
11.
Climate/Terrain: Temperate and warm forest, jungle Implant Seedpod (Ex): A siren flower can attempt to
and underground. implant a seedpod into the anus of any creature with
Organisation: Solitary or patch (2-4) a successful grapple check. If someone is implanted
Challenge Rating: 2 with a seedpod and does not remove it from their
Treasure: 1/10th coins; 50% goods; 50% items. anal passage before the autumn (requiring the
Alignment: Always neutral. application of a heal spell), it will explode causing
Advancement: 4-5 HD (Medium) 4d12 damage and making a terrible mess in the
process.
‘A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,’ but
would not crush the life out of you and try to wedge Constrict (Ex): A siren flower automatically deals
a seedpod up your arse. slam damage with a successful grapple check against
medium-size or smaller creatures.
The siren flower is notorious and yet still claims
many victims every year. The plant grows as a bulb Tremorsense (Ex): A siren flower can detect the
under the earth and every spring bursts forth into the presence of anything within 60 ft. that is in contact
with the ground.
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Who is Onestrum Fiddler and what is his background in magic?

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What are Onestrum's views on different types of magic?

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– Onestrum’s introduction to the original Encyclopaedia Arcane

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Cloistered away as they are in their universities and Nymphology –

The art of conjuration is dipped into by mages

Dominating the will of others would seem to be a

Blue mages tend to regard those who concentrate on

The realm of illusion and glamour can provide

Scholars of erotic magic look at this powerful force

Self Indulgence The channelling of the heady forces of lust tends to

Existing Magic Conjuration does not merely summon creatures;

being suggestive in their own

Cat’s grace can give the recipient of its magic a

Some people prefer to undress and perform in the

Endurance can lend those unable to prolong the act,

Enlarge, while somewhat crude in its more obvious

‘Imagine them naked’ is advice often given to

When cast, this spell allows the illusionist to see

The spell had mixed results for Bernadette. She felt

After using his spell while seeking relations

Contrary to the opinion of the women of the

Arcane Material Component: A sausage.

Locate Clitoris There is enough in the way of candies, sweetmeats

Whichever area is affected becomes the target’s Onestr um’

transmitted disease their dabbling cannot result in

Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of

You create a phantasmal image of the most erotic

If they succeed the Fortitude save they are affected

Arcane Material Component: Crushed flower petals Soft Focus

Sometimes even a whispered message is not subtle

The caster can send a single run-on sentence to the

Speedy Undress Duration: The duration of a single uninterrupted sex

Summon Sex Partner

Level: Sor/Wiz 3. Summon Sex Partner VIII

Every time someone or something gets a little

Some worlds float closer to the plane of lust than

Any of these conduits can be used as a focus for

Lusty Inhabitants Features of the

Dolphins are extremely numerous in the seas of this

Between this effect and the constantly changing

With no need for food or drink save for

customers with the promise of making them smell Creating a Cr

of Lust of lust possess the Endurance and Bedroom

Perversions The Blue Arts

spy on can become fabulously wealthy but loathed.

The Agony Mage

In addition, the agony mage can engage in

Unquestioned (Ex): Beginning at 3rd level, the

Those agony mages who work at giving out honest

The Mystic Pimp

insight into how to pitch an irresistible deal to the

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy: Living on the streets

Well Stocked (Sp): At this level the Mystic

in contact with the seducer. The DC of the save

The target is permanently affected as though by a

The Peeping Scryer