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    This document provides a list of 50 things that every man should realize about himself, women, business, and life in general. Some of the key points included are: do not always believe you are the smartest person in the room; learn basic first aid skills; save money for unexpected expenses but also spend money and enjoy life; treat your significant other as an equal partner and not your mother; and make meaningful connections with friends but know when to let unhealthy relationships go. The list covers a wide range of topics from relationships and health to personal growth and finances.

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    This document provides a list of 50 things that every man should realize about himself, women, business, and life in general. Some of the key points included are: do not always believe you are the smartest person in the room; learn basic first aid skills; save money for unexpected expenses but also spend money and enjoy life; treat your significant other as an equal partner and not your mother; and make meaningful connections with friends but know when to let unhealthy relationships go. The list covers a wide range of topics from relationships and health to personal growth and finances.

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    This document provides a list of 50 things that every man should realize about himself, women, business, and life in general. Some of the key points included are: do not always believe you are the smartest person in the room; learn basic first aid skills; save money for unexpected expenses but also spend money and enjoy life; treat your significant other as an equal partner and not your mother; and make meaningful connections with friends but know when to let unhealthy relationships go. The list covers a wide range of topics from relationships and health to personal growth and finances.

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    50 Things Every Man Should Realize

    2/19/14 3:20PM EST


    Wall Street Insanity | by
    Chuck Henderson
    Are you hungry for some little nuggets of wisdom? Need a few easily digestible rules to
    live by? Well, my friends, you have come to the right place. Because Ive been some places
    and Ive done some things, and Ive learned a thing or two about a thing or two. So give me
    a few minutes of your time and Ill give you 50 things every man should realize about
    himself, women, business and life in general.
    1. If you always believe youre the smartest guy in the room, youll never learn anything.
    2. Figure out how you would be of value in a post-apocalyptic society.
    3. Learn CPR, the Heimlich and basic first aid.
    4. Sex is best when you treat it as a competition.
    5. Save money. Rainy days can come out of nowhere.
    6. Spend money. You cant take it with you.
    7. Hate to break it to you, but size DOES matter.
    8. Be generous and open to criticism, especially in bed.
    9. Your wife/girlfriend is not your mother.
    10. A strong work ethic is a good substitute for being smart.
    11. Handshake agreements arent worth the paper theyre printed on.
    12. Dont let your friends drift away, because they will if you let them.
    13. Time is your most valuable commodity. Dont waste too much of it.
    14. If youre not happy, stop what youre doing and do something else. Right now.
    15. Keep your bathroom clean and your bed made if you want a woman to use either.
    16. Failure sucks, but it feels way better than not trying.
    17. Always be confident. Never be cocky.

    18. Remember peoples names.


    19. Dont be an asshole. Seriously. Just dont.
    20. Choose your role models carefully.
    21. Keep your mind in shape. Do a crossword. Memorize a poem. Something like that.
    22. If you cant drive a stick, parallel park or jump-start a car, Im sorry, but you cant call
    yourself a man.
    23. If youre in couples therapy, its already over.
    24. If making money is youre only goal in life, youll never be happy because youll never
    have enough.
    25. Having a toolbox and knowing how to use whats inside of it is pretty damn important.
    26. Know how to tell a good story. If you cant capture peoples attention, youre just some
    dude in the background.
    27. When you get wasted, youre not as funny as you think you are.
    28. Do not give a single shit about what anybody thinks of you.
    29. Quality trumps quantity every time.
    30. Do at least 50 push-ups every day.
    31. Gentlemen are a dying breed. Be one and youll stand out.
    32. Dont sleep with anyone you wouldnt buy breakfast for the next day.
    33. Dont tell her youre going to call her unless you really are. Its chicken-shit.
    34. A daily compliment goes a long way.
    35. You cant change the past. Let it go.
    36. Prepare for the future but live in the present.
    37. If this is the longest thing youve read all week, thats sad. Crack a book once in a
    while, idiot.
    38. If shes has had more than three different dicks in her ass, shes probably not marriage
    material.

    39. Own up to mistakes, even if youre not the one who made them. Nobody likes or
    respects the guy who refuses to accept any blame.
    40. Learn how to change a tire and make sure to help anyone who cant do it themselves.
    41. No one gives a shit about your religion. Whether youre a devout fundamentalist or a
    staunch atheist, keep it to yourself.
    42. Reevaluate your goals every couple of years. What you want out of life changes
    constantly.
    43. Stop holding grudges. It accomplishes nothing.
    44. Control your impulses. But its okay to let a few get away from you.
    45. Dont wear your heart on your sleeve. A real man can control his emotions.
    46. Burning bridges is one of the stupidest things you can do.
    47. Trust your gut, even if its steered you wrong in the past.
    48. Be honest in all your relationships. Liars suck.
    49. If you know how to play guitar, its much easier to get laid.
    50. Relax. Whatever it is, its not that big a deal.

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