Romeo and Juliet - Jerry Springer Edition

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Romeo and Juliet- Jerry Springer

Written By: Justin and Kevin(Team Awesome)
Directed: Justin
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Blake
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success
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Romeo and Juliet- Episode

Transcript
J:
Juliet
P: Paris
R: Romeo
T: Tybalt
WS:
William Shakespeare
<Romeo and Juliet - Jerry Springer>
*Intro music plays as the camera zooms out from the show and pans to
the main stage area
*Dapper looking Justin Blake as host William Shakespeare waves to
the crowd
WS: When we left off the young Montague paragon had something to
say to his
new bride.
R: Thats right Jerry I have something to say to my wife Juliet.

WS: Well lets get Juliet out here.
*Crowd applauds as Kevin as Juliet with blue spotted dress
walks out
J: (high squeaky voice): Hello William, I sure am glad to be
here.
WS: Yes I bet you are. Now Romeo, you said you had something
to tell Juliet.
R: Yes William, Juliet before I met you I was in love with
someone else.
*Crowd gasps at the unexpected comment
J: Mother of god.
R: No it wasnt your mother, it was Rosaline.
*Crowd laughs, Juliet doesnt acknowledge the
joke
J: Whos Rosaline?
WS: A girl probably.
*Crowd guffaws
J: Thats okay, I guess as long as you only love me now.

R: Hmmmmmmm.
J: Right Romeo.
R: Ssssssss.
J: Right Romeo.
R: (Other non-committal noise)
J: Are you serious, look fine, I have something important to
say.
WS: I bet you do.
J: Before I married you I was engaged to a man

named Paris.
*Crowd gasps, Frank faints
J: I was just days away from marrying him too.
*Crowd tries desperately to revive Frank
R: How could you?
J: I didnt do anything.
WS: I bet you didnt.
R: You betrayed me, you've stabbed my heart in its

heart.
You have strangled me with the piano string of your
deception. You have drowned me in a bath of your
dishonesty. Youve decapitated me with a
guillotine of duplicity.
WS: Sorry Romeo, hate to interrupt.
R: I was finished.
WS: We have 2 other guests that are coming out.
*Paris and Tybalt come out

J: Paris what are you doing here, you scrub.
P: I came to get you back.
J: But we were never married, also why is Tybalt
here.
P: Because hes ..
T: Welllll, its a long story see. For it to make sense I
would have to start
at the beginning. When I was just a boy, my father I
found an old, rusty sword.
*Crowd gasps and Frank faints again

T: Paris, didnt I say I abe the one to tell them. You have
to build these things up first. Will you just let me handle it.
Okay, so I found the
sword and brought it home.
P: He also loves Romeo.
T: See this is why we dont hang out anymore.
J: Tybalt is this true.
T: Well you know, we still hang out sometimes but we
have been spending less time together.Were still bros
though
J: No I mean about you loving Romeo.

T: Oh yeah, yep, love him.
R: But you almost killed my best friend.
T: Almost killed.
R: He was bleeding all over the street.
T: Not dead though.
R: He was in so much pain.
T: Still alive.
R: I guess thats alright then.
J: So you okay with this Romeo?
R: I guess Im okay with it.
WS: I bet you are.
WS: Thats all the time we have for today! Join us
next time when we help Hamlet with his daddy
issues.
Outro
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Copyright(c) 2015 Team Awesome Studios LTD.

Infringers of this copyright are schtoopid.

Romeo and Juliet- Jerry Springer

The show is a 100% total

Team Awesome Studios LTD. founded March 1, 1990

Basic Business Plan

Bigger Money Pit

Team Awesomes Distributors

Studios USA Television

Team Awesome Castle

Quote from Co-Creator Kevin Brennan on the

We just film people

Quote from Co-Creator Justin Blake

Quote from Co-Creator Justin Blake

Romeo and Juliet- Episode

R: Thats right Jerry I have something to say to my wife Juliet.

J: Thats okay, I guess as long as you only love me now.

J: Before I married you I was engaged to a man

R: You betrayed me, you've stabbed my heart in its

*Paris and Tybalt come out

*Crowd gasps and Frank faints again

J: No I mean about you loving Romeo.

Frank cant even.

In order to support the showing of this presentation, we

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