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Der Pass (2018)
9 for S1, 0 for S2 and gave up on S3
As someone reviewed before: season 1 will get you there, season 2 is something like: all the season 1 writers quit the job or died on a airplane accident, I don't know... It was a pain to watch it, a lot of plot holes, stupidity, miracle events happening in the right time...
Even tho I was tortured by season 2, I gave it a try on season 3 (maybe I'm a masochist 😂), and I gave up on it in the middle of episode 2.
That's sad, it could be great if they made it separated stories like it seemed to be in season 2, but no, they tried to give it a Lar Von Trier vibe and failed miserably.
That's it: watch season 1 and forget about the rest.
The Beekeeper (2024)
What a Garbage
How in the world is a movie like this with a score above 6? Only Jason was good as always. The actress who played the lady's daughter was terrible, everyone else was. About the plot: there's no plot. It's a John Wick B version without the "magical" aura, the comic book protection. All possible stupid action movie cliches were present. Trained agents and mercenaries that can't hit an old man running in a straight line.
I wish I was warned befire wasting 2h of my life on it, cause I'm pretty sure this movie will have a 4 stars score in a few months.
If you have nothing better to do with your time, life and intelligence, this movie is for you.
Salem (2014)
It started GREAT
I was really amazed with the first episodes of this show, but after a while it became a soup opera. Too much romance, drama like teen wolf or any garbage like that. The sorcery, the culture got lost.
The main character, Mary was incredible at first, but was reduced to a weak moron dreaming about a man. A powerful witch, crying out for love, jealousy of a 15 years old girl.
I suggested the show to some friends, but now I regret it. I will try to end season one cause I'm already on ep 8, but I came here to leave this advice for newcomers: don't get your hopes too high like I did. This show will bore you after a while.
The Flight Attendant (2020)
Season 2 KILLED IT
The first season was not a masterpiece, but was a great time killer. I forgot about this show and found it last week, so I went for season 2.
Geez... That was one of the worst things I did in my life. Episode after episode I was: "Ok, now this is going to make sense."
Well... It didn't. The whole plot is a hole, childish, stupid, moronic. Things that will never happen, bad acting, boring flashbacks and her phone...
If you want to have a headache, season 2 will get you there faster than you can imagine. They should have killed her, a piece of annoying garbage like that should not be alive anyway.
Thank God there's no season 3. R. I. P.
The Middle (2009)
Toxic Mom Ruined It
This show could've been great, but Frankie is terrible. The actress who play her is so untalented, she was boring in Everybody Loves Raymond and kept it in the Middle.
They gave her too much screen time. She yells all the time, schemes to boycott her kids, she's a total basket case, a narcisist woman, worse than Bates Motel.
Also, what about her hair? A 60 years old woman pretending to be 50? Pathetic.
The other characters were good, they grew along the years, even Mike, but not her. Crying because a 23 year old man is leaving the house is a terrible message. I feel sorry for people who had a mother like it, not funny at all.
Go seek help if you are like her.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Terrible Experience
What did happen with this franchise? If you are older than 9, you'll not like this movie, for sure. Reeves looks like a man who had an stroke: slow movements, bad speeching, bad acting, lousy fighting. The story is pathetic, like "let's do a blood pact and we will be friends forever". LAME! A bunch of adults acting like children. What about the blind guy? He could shoot four men in the distance but was unable to get a cup on a tray without missing it?
The studio and all people involved should be ashamed. I really like the first and the second movies, tolerated the third one, but c'mon!
This movie is pure and total garbage!
Harley Quinn (2019)
Terrible voice acting
How in the world they thought Kaley Cuoco would be the best choice to this show? Also, Bane talking like a moron? Kaley ruined it for me, I had to watch it in another language with subtitles to pass through it. She's not acting, she's just being Kaley, The Big Bang Theory, Penny. Don't takee wrong, I loved her on Flight Attendant, but she just don't know how to impersonate a cartoon.
The violence and the pace are great, no complaints about those, but the forced misandry made this show for teenagers who hate their fathers and boyfriends.
After 4 episodes, I'm just giving up to watch it. Another actress for Harley could save it, tho.
Home Alone (1990)
Robber Lovers rate it 1
I watch this movie every december since it was launched. It's a great pleasure to see burglars being tortured, cause that's what they deserve.
I'm impressed by the number of people who probably have relatives locked in jails, cause I can't see another reason for them to come here saying they were cheering for the bandits.
I hope they'll never have to deal with a real one. Trust me, if someone breaks into your house, you will not invite them for a tea. It's your house, your family, it's your right to torture or even kill them, cause they are nothing more than killable npc's.
Long live, Home Alone!
Your Christmas or Mine? (2022)
Boring AH
Me and my wife tried to watch this. I like Sex Education, so I thought it could be good. Unfortunately, the plot and the actress are very bad. We watched it for 30 minutes then we gave up to watch a NBA game. I don't know, maybe it's a good movie for teenager or young adults, but it's definitely a "not watch" for people above 27. I don't have anything else to say, but I still need to write 208 characters, so feel free to stop reading this, cause I'm just going to fill the gap with nothing, like a Seinfeld episode, a bad one to be exact. Thank you for reading this until the end. Don't watch this movie.
American Horror Story (2011)
Too Much Sarah Paulson
Americam Horror Story is definitely the best horror show made for TV. The ideia of a new chapter after each season is great, but besides that, the inability of letting Sarah Paulson go, ruined the experience for me.
She's not even a great actress like Kathy Bates or even Lady Gaga, but they insist in making her a lead character. I was pleased to see her death on the beggining of the 8th season, but 2 minutes later there was she again, as the supreme. Please, give her less screen time, let her rest for 2 seasons and put the show back on track. The cult was my favorite season til now, except for the ending, but that's ok.
It Chapter Two (2019)
I want my 3 hours back
That was one of the worst movies I ever saw. The end was unsatisfying. It was supposed to be an horror movie, but instead they tried to convince us that Pennywise waited 27 years just to kill some kids that escaped from him. Invencible people, 40 year olders and all of them were athletes, masters of jumping, running and parkouring. Bad acting, no story at all, a BS talk about ancient artifacts... I can't even explain how bad and childish this movie is. Bad CGI like Shark Boy and Lava Girl one. The point is, I'm here wasting my time to leave a 600 characters review to save you for wasting yours with this movie.
Why Women Kill (2019)
8 Stars for S1 and 2 for S2
S1 was great and is definitely a worth watching show. S2 is more like a torture, just one storyline and a boring one. It gives the audience nothing but the craving for it to end soon. You will be tempted to skip some episodes just to see the finale. It was like watching a totally different show, in not a single aspect related to Season 1. I will give a chance for 1 or 2 ep if they make a 3rd season, but my expectations are very low now.
Killing Eve (2018)
Lame and Cringe
This show has so many plot holes, some "that would never happen" events that became impossible to keep watching. The Berlin club scene was so lame and cringe. Too bad, it could be good, but insulting the audience intelligence is never a good thing.
Prodigal Son (2019)
Hannibal Copycat
This is not a show, this is a low budget Hannibal look like. Childish, pathetic, bad acting, writing... Bad everything. The producers should be ashamed to launch it. Go see Hannibal instead.
Todo por Lucy (2022)
Terrible
What's wrong with the main character? The actress has no talent at all. Why would Amazon Prime recomend a piece of garbage like that to me? 150 characters.
Superstore (2015)
I Tried To Watch
Some of the jokes are fun and all, but that actress America is so ugly and boring that I can't watch it. I don't wanna see ugly people as main characters, at least on TV Shows I want to see the beautiful ones.
I'll Take Your Dead (2018)
Please Don't
Don't waste your time with this movie. In fact, don't waste it reading reviews about it. There's absolutely nothing good about it. One of the worst plots, acting, writing, shooting I've ever seen in 37 years.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
What Can I Say
Boring movie, forced agenda, more of the same. Hope they stop trying to make things that way. I don't have 150 characters, so I'm just writing anything here.
Desalma (2020)
Slow paced
Globo still don't know how to do a non soup-opera show. A lot of cliches, they talk a lot about traditions, curses, but nothing really happens. I gave up after episode 4.
Invasion (2021)
Disgusting
A lot of cliches, main characters protected from death at all costs. Soldiers with assault rifles killed like nothing. A screaming 6 year old girl and a woman tired after running a marathon survive. So much predictable scenes, 7 episodes to show an alien. Don't waste your time here, this show is worst than 13th Friday.
Bacurau (2019)
A Totally Must Watch
Don't let the start of the movie trick you into thinking it'll be boring. If you like street justice, bloodbath and revengez this movie is for you. I loved it.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
Worst Sequel Ever
Geez! They ruined what could be a great trilogy or even more. The Zoey actress is so bad, in fact all the acting in this movie was. A lot of absurds, plot holes. It seems some feminist teenager wrote it in a terrible way. I hope they kill Zoey for good in the next movie, cause it's impossible to care for her.
Pet Sematary (2019)
Great Movie
Especially if you watched the 80's version. I really liked how they changed it to something more "believable". The girl acting was amazing for her age! I don't understand the low ratings, people are probably mad with Stephen King for some reason. I found this one way better than IT, for example.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012)
Jerry Is a Terrible Host
I'm a huge Seinfeld fan, the show, so I watched 20 CICGC to know a little more about the guests. Too bad the only thing I got was to know a LOT about Jerry. How selfish and self centered he is, how he is unable to shut his mouth and listen to other people stories. Tracy Jackson's was the worst, it was a boring monologue about Jerry's same old airplane peanuts jokes. Listen to Michael Richards advice man, be selfless and respect your guests and your audience. Baldwin's episodes are the best, cause he's the only one who put Jerry on his place.
Chucky (2021)
Finally Some Real SKillers
I can't wait for the second season! That was the 1st time I saw serial killers pictured how the really are: violent, with no remorse! Chucky and Tiffany are totally raw insane killers! Loved it, cause I always cheer for the murderers and in Chucky I felt myself listened! Don't go weak from now on... The gorer the better!