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Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2016)
This is a definite sign of the apocalypse
God has definitely abandoned us at this point.The fact that this movie exists proves that. This movie has almost nothing to do with the original plus it came out ten years late.I wasn't expecting happy feet 3 to have so much surfing in it. Im so disappointed as the second was a cinematic masterpiece that made me cry at ho well it tackled global warming.For whatever reason the penguins have all been recasted with wwe superstars. I am not sure why this happened i assume its because the original cast knew the series peaked with the second one.i thought the wrong message when the penguins openly endorsed steroid use, What kind of message does that send to the children?And that is just the tip of the ice berg of inappropriate content in this movie.The most inappropriate thing was definitely the extremely brutal Vince McMahon death scene that was way too gory for children.Overall i give this movie a 2 out of ten it just wasn't as good as the cinematic masterpiece that is Happy Feet 2
Thunder in Paradise (1993)
Amazing acting
This is hogans best acting since his sex tape.I really believed that he was in love with Megan. but i couldn't help but notice the sexual tension between him and the boat its painfully obvious throughout this movie as well as the rest of the series.
The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015)
Certified classic
This movie was sooooo good which really shouldn't be a surprise at this point considering that wwe studios is well known for producing oscar bait movies such as this one.This movie was definitely snubbed at the academy awards it is one of the best movie ever produced its honestly up there with the godfather in terms of quality.Vince McMahon is one of the best directors of the modern era he is like a modern day Alfred Hitchcock.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
BIg letdown
I was honestly expecting a well crafted think piece about how humanity engages with technology that is what the trailers led me to believe at least.Instead we got inside out but with emojis and not good however it does have some good moment like the ending.The end credits of this movie were honestly amazing i have never been happier to see them then i was with this movie and thats why it gets a 4 out of ten
Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom (2018)
Faith in humanity lost
I used to go through life thinking that people were inherently good then i watched this movie and i realized how wrong i was. I've been to the therapist 26 times since i watched this move and i still cant get the memory of it out of my head.My wife left because of how much this movie has impacted me psychologically.I would honestly rather be waterboarded while be electrocuted then to watch this movie again.
Hammer: Pumps and a Bump, Version 1 (1994)
Fun for the whole family
This is one of the best movies i have ever seen it changed my whole life this is is honestly the peak of humanities creativity. I am blessed to have watched this masterpiece