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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
All the Haters are wrong
This film while not be the best in the franchise. Is still a more than solid entry. It has a solid plot it has a very scary chase scene. And it's also something that a lot of horror movies are not.. fun. Not to mention that this film has what may be one of the best third Acts in all of horror movie history. It can be genuinely scary. Has interesting characters. The child actors are actually good, usually child actors are terrible. And the condition of the main character is plausible regardless of what people say. Especially if you look at after effects of PTSD. Boy doing all of this without spoilers is tough.
House of Clowns (2022)
Indie horror with heart.
I'm going to be dropping a full review on my channel. But I just wanted to say that this movie, while it being very low budget. (And let's face it anything with Dustin Ferguson attached to it is already suffering). Was crafted with a lot of heart and love for the genre. The cast while not great actors really does try. And has some good moments in the performances. The Elvira like Malvolia is a fun and welcome addition. If you are not into low budget independent horror this one is not for you. But if you are definitely check this movie out as it's worth the 80 minute run time. Always support independent horror.
BroncoJuggalo.
Halloween Ends (2022)
Halloween Ends ends in a home run.
No spoilersThis movie was amazing. Halloween ends fulfills every promise made in the David Gordon green trilogy. And is a perfect end to this particular timeline of the Halloween saga. The story deals a lot with the after effects of the Michael Myers massacre of 2018. And how it has affected the town and corrupted the people. There is many influences to this film. Including Halloween 3 and the cult of thorn trilogy, as well as Christine. Go into this one with an open mind and remembering the words that Lori spoke at the end of the film in Halloween kills. This is a movie that will cause you to reevaluate yourself and take a good hard look at the person inside. I think that is perhaps the reason why certain people don't understand it or why they hate it. That and they just did not pay any attention to the entire franchise.
Santa Jaws (2018)
A fun silly film
This movie is exactly what it's supposed to be a stupid silly shark film that is Christmas themed. I see so many reviews of these B movies where the reviewers act like they are judging oscar-worthy content. Sometimes you just have to take a movie for what it is. And get the sticks out of your rears.
Creature from Cannibal Creek (2019)
TCM MEETS SWAMPTHING
You cannot go wrong with this low budget Creature Feature cannibal funfest.... You can tell the crew had a blast. Don't be an elitist and have some fun in the underground.
Sharkenstein (2016)
If you can't see the Entertainment factor in this film, your an idiot.
What do you expect from a movie called Sharkenstein??
A awesomely fun film, with a very low budget and crappy effects and I had a blast.
Big Money Rustlas (2010)
Not only Juggalo's need apply
If you like funny irreverent comedies than this movie is for you. With cameos from some very surprising talents. A truly funny movie, and a chance to see another side the Insane Clown Posse.
Cold Ground (2017)
WHAT BLAIR WITCH PROJECT SHOULD BE
Don't let these other ppl fool you. This is a movie def worth watching. These other so called reviewers just show their lack of knowledge with their reviews. First off if you look at the goofs section you will see that it says they see a bobcat. A animal not native to the area. The American character who calls it a bobcat is mistaken it is a lynx, same family-different breed.
Now that that is out of the way lets get on with this..
This movie takes the base premise of the BWP and improves on it 100 fold, giving us genuinely scary imagery and creatures. The "Werewolves" look great. and the Winter setting provides for the creepiest backdrop ever.
The only drawback to this film is that it is found footage and myself personally, i am not a fan of found footage. But that being said, this is how found footage should be done. The story is gripping and even though it is a slow burn it keeps your attention until the movie picks up.
If you are into these kind of films this is def a movie for you. Great job Wild Eye. Check out my Video review on BroncoJuggalo Talks Movies on youtube be up the first week of Feb 2021.
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004)
A underated horror thriller
Possibly one of the most underated horror sci-fi films ever put to celluloid. Featuring a persuasive cast and a fun psuedo slasher/alien invasion plot. It expands on the universe built in the first film and takes it in a new direction. which explains the hate this film gets. As we all know fandoms don't like new things they like familiar things. Now that being said it is not a perfect film. It feels a bit rushed to fit that horror movie expected timeline. The script does tread on some familiar territory. but that can be forgiven as it is pulled off nicely and in the lowly opinion of this reviewer is a fun and enjoyable film with good rewatchability. For more thoughts check out my youtube review at BroncoJuggalo Talks Movies.
Teenage Bloodsuckin' Bimbos (2019)
Blood sucking good time
This movie is so much fun, if you love vampires, comedy, blood and hot chicks then you will love this movie. Wild Eye Hits another one out of the park. Blood galore and leaves you wanting more....BroncoJuggalo Talks Movies
P2 (2007)
Festively bloody in a parking garage
In this movie we get to see the true psychotic side of the holiday spirit. As a parking garage security guard kidnaps and kills his way through a holiday rum that is fun for the entire Horror family.