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Holiday in Handcuffs (2006)
Hard to watch but not because of the actual movie
I watched this because I like Melissa Joan Hart and love Markie Post. It had a good storyline and was a silly lighthearted Christmas flick. Never heard of it or saw it when it first came out. This was a first viewing for me. But for me, knowing what most of us know now about the horrid behavior of the romantic lead and what he did to his betrothed makes it completely implausible that he could be a good guy, because he is not that good of an actor. Every time I see his face trying to act all sweet and innocent on the screen, all I see/hear is a filthy, lying cheater. Sadly it takes away from the fun of this holiday film.
Candy Cane Lane (2023)
A Charming Family Friendly Holiday Movie
I have to admit, I watched the trailer and was not sure I would like it. But I did! It was very creative and original. Eddie Murphy was on point with his usual family mode of humor. I love how he can pull off adult comedy and family friendly comedy so easily. All the actors who played his children were quite good, especially the son, that young man can dance! This was a unique tale, a full 2 hour magical fantasy of family fun. I love how they cleverly covered up the occasional f bomb that was about to drop. A lot of great comedy actor cameos. I really was pleasantly surprised. Pip, played by Nick Offerman, well he's one of my fav actors. David Alan Grier and Chris Redd were hilarious. I will def watch this again.
Burnt (2015)
And the agenda to poison is pushed again
I was hoping this would be a great movie about culinary expertise. Instead it went right into the agenda of demonizing cooking food as obsolete and instead we must catch up with the joneses and use sous vide. What a pile of crap. Why doesn't hollyweird just stop wasting everyones time and just come right out and tell people to just eat plastic. They're already trying to poison us every other which way, now let's ruin movies about gastronomy. PS they also destroyed Bradley Cooper. And never understood the obsession with Sienna Miller. She's been unremarkable in everything yet keeps getting employed. Hmmmm....
The Orville: Domino (2022)
I must diagree
I fell in love with this show bc it was fun and entertaining. Now it's just battles. For me, it's no longer entertaining. It's just become a bloody war in space and not a fun little escape from the bloody war of trying to stay alive on this planet. Wish they took a different tact in this season.
Nine Perfect Strangers: Random Acts of Mayhem (2021)
Bizarre and culty reminds me of other places
First off, that is not Nicole Kidman. Like Melissa McCarthy's character says, I know women like you,....not even human..." that is truth and that is def a clone. A bad one at that. She looks crazy weird. Why not just say it's in Australia instead of assuming we're all too stupid to figure it out. Seems from other reviews, we are smart enough to figure it out. Just weird overall but bored and curious to see how much weirder it gets. And somebody please feed Samara. That husk of a woman is clearly starving to death.
Modern Family: I Don't Know How She Does It (2016)
I liked it til...
I thought it was funny until Claire threw away all that perfectly good food. Not a good message to send and made zero sense. Ego much? Makes her so much more unlikeable.
That's My Boy (2012)
Pushing the pedophilia envelope now with Sandler
I only watched about 5 minutes. So sick of hollyweird and their puppets trying to normalize pedophilia. Not funny. Not cool. Sick, twisted and of course everyone involved in a project like this is clearly complicit in statutory rape and pedophilia being ok. It is NOT ok.
The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch (2020)
arrrgh soooo slooowww
Leave it to history channel to once again take maybe 2 hours of vital content and stretch it out into a seemingly neverending tv series ala oak island. Ugh. So tired of how they edit this stuff, like a damn soap opera where the camera has to pan around and get everyone's reaction to every tidbit of info. I've only made it to episode 4 and I'm so bored! I honestly don;t think I can watch anymore. Just get to the point already folks. I completely lost all interest in Oak island bc of this bs.
Four Weddings and a Funeral (2019)
It was a fun mashup of other favs
I liked it. A lot. It was a bit of a mash up of notting hill, love actually, 4 weddings and who knows what else. I liked the cast, the characters, really loved the music. I loved that it was a happy ending for all. It was an enjoyable 3 day binge for me.
Trophy Wife (2013)
A funny find in 2022
I never heard of this show before but I loved it. Very well cast. Well written. Just fun. The fact it was cancelled after just one season is more proof that tv is political. So much crap stays on for years, while the good stuff gets cancelled. Makes you wonder who did what to keep their job. And who had integrity and walked away.
The Great (2020)
Well I was enjoying it until
Until episode 2. This is just sick. The unfathomable cruelty to animals and fellow man. This is what people find to be entertaining? Dining with the severed heads of enemies. Are you people freaking kidding me with this sadistic garbage? No wonder the planet is in such a state of disarray. So disgusted and will no longer watch this trash. This is purely satanic desensitization of the masses as a means to an end. SMH.
Sex/Life (2021)
Betflix and their annti-family propaganda machine at it finest, again
What a pile of crap. Enough said.
Oh so it;s too short IMDB?
What a pile of crap.
What a pile of crap.
WHat a pile of crap
WHAT a pile of CRAP.
Flying Objects: A State Secret (2020)
Limited Disclosure BS - for the sheeple
Oh please aatip, mufon nonsense, limited disclosure pile of crap. The world governments know who they are, what they want, have treaties and beefs with them. This is just a pile of propaganda for the brainwashed masses. If you're bored and want a laugh, maybe make a drinking game out of this joke of a documentary.
One for the Money (2012)
Ugh another Heigl bomb
I gave it a 2 bc there were 2 hot guys in it. The rest was a mess bc heigl can't act. She's is pretty but has no range. Been watching her since Roswell and she is the same surly self centered annoying character in everything. It was painful to finish and I only made it to the end bc I wanted to see which of the 2 hot guys she would end up with. I wish studios would stop thinking with their pants and stop hiring her as a lead.
Black·ish (2014)
Had to lower my score
Have loved this show from day 1. But geez the blatant propaganda pushing has gotten out of control. Give it a rest already with all the political bs and agenda pushing. I just want to laugh, not watch non stop virtue signaling.
Roswell, New Mexico (2019)
Ugh I'll take the original please
Goodness, I tried. I couldn't even get through the 2nd episode and barely made it through the first. Way to go netflix for ruining what could have been a great reboot of my fav show. The propaganda started immediately and was peppered throughout the pilot. Seriously? I watch shows like this to forget the political drama. Think I'm gonna order the original dvd series when I get my stimulus check because I cannot watch this trash. Nothing against the actors. The blame is all on netflix and their left wing propaganda bs. And no I'm not a rep either. I am a human who is tired of this bs.
The Hotel New Hampshire (1984)
Well they lost me at incest
WTH did I just watch? Seriously? Well this movie explains a lot about hollyweird and that sick lifstyle. No thanks.
Christmas with the Karountzoses (2015)
Clever Family Film
I enjoyed this film very much. Made me laugh while I enjoyed my thanksgiving dinner. Cast was great. Honest family humor and fun. The therapist stole the show too.
Champions (2018)
it only takes 1 weak link to ruin a chain
Pilot was good, then they had the kid turn up the obnoxious bs attitude. the kid is ruining the show. The kid is so over the top it is not even remotely believable. way to push an agenda. smh too bad that one character is gonna sink this ship. all the rest of the actors/characters are great. Love me some Fortune Feimster.
Universum: Leise rieselt der Schnee (2008)
Absolutely lovely!
I thought I was just going to see some pretty landscapes. That was just a part of it. What a lovely little documentary showing all things animal and human in the wilds of the winter Alps. Beautifully done and very educational. Can't believe it's been sitting in my watch list since last Christmas. Defintiely a must see for the whole family.
Coopers' Camera (2008)
Um, he's laughing about what?
Made it to 25 minute mark then it got real messed up. Re-wound to make sure of what he said. Yup. Not.Funny. At. All.
Breathless (2012)
Seriously?
I only decided to watch it because I am a GIna gershon fan. I turned it off after 40 minutes. It was not the least bit funny. It was disgusting and vile and just gore. I should have known from all the creepy illuminati symbolism and hints dropped in the opening credits. This was just a sick piece of garbage to promote sick people in hollyweird and their evil fetishes. Just absolutely disgusting. Either the other reviewers are in that sick club or paid to give it glowing reviews. Just disgusting. It deserves no stars really. And I am no longer a gina gershon fan after this sick pile of crap.
Magnum, P.I.: The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii (1981)
What were they thinking
The bimbo magnum is forced to drag around while keeping the dog safe is so freaking annoying. She is dumber than a box of rocks. Why, why do they cast such idiots? And the bad guy with the nonstop screaming. Ugh. It was so hard to finish this episode.
Man About Town (2006)
What a mess
Not the least bit funny or believable. Who the hell leaves their invalid insane father alone all day? I see where they stupidly thought all these scenarios where jack comes home to find his dad in these insane situations was supposed to be funny, but no, it wasn't. The thing with the dentist and his messed up teeth? Not funny. Or remotely believable. And I should have perused the cast more closely bc anything with bai ling is crap. What happened to ben affleck? Who did he piss off that his career is such a pile of garbage now? Does someone dare him to make this crap? John Cleese was the only good part of the movie.
Hi-Life (1998)
Comedy? Really?
I decided to watch it because I liked the cast. Boy was I wrong. So boring. Not the least bit funny. I just don't get what others liked about it. I was so bored I got up and started doing dishes. And I hate doing dishes. Snoozefest.