Reviews
Don't Look (2018)
Poorly done
Some of the worst acting I've seen. Absolutely terrible movie.
Us (2019)
Possibly the worst horror movie I've ever seen
Absolutely terrible movie. If this is a 7.5 rated film then count me out from now on. Is it meant to be a horror or a comedy? I'm embarrassed for the film industry.
V/H/S (2012)
Really awful...
Let me start by saying 1 star is being generous for this film.
The movie starts with a group of misfit guys who go around sexually assaulting girls and filming it on camera and selling it to buyers on the internet. This particular exercise isn't paying enough so they somehow stumble across a deal to find a VHS in some random house. Nobody knows a lot about it, but they go anyway and the movie kicks off from here.. Once at the house they begin by finding a dead guy (presumably the owner of the house), but un phased by this they begin to watch a series of movies that are laying about.. There's 5 movies that are watched.. Let me tell you 2 out of the 5 movies are a little bit scary and had me interested, but overall they are really poorly done, have no bearing on the actual movie (nothing seems to anyway as there isn't a story line), and leave you asking more and more questions as they continue to unfold. I won't go too far into the details of the movies but i will say they are done awfully and make no sense. The only reason i continued to watch is i thought somewhere, somehow this movie was going to intertwine the main story with the movies we were watching. I was left disappointed. Not once do they even have anything to do with each other. The main story even finishes before the last movie is played so we are basically watching the last movie with it leading no where.
My MAIN questions and believe me i had many were:
Whats the deal with the honeymoon movie, what the hell happens for it to end like that? Offer us some explanation, please!
How are we expected to believe the girl was able to booby trap the woods in the 3rd one without being killed originally by that computer generated thing?
What is the deal with the movie that involves an internet chat session, a doctor, ghosts? and what seems to be an alien being removed from the stomach of his girlfriend who then somehow lives to fight another day after that trauma her body went through?
And the zombie? Why? How? ...And was it necessary?
I'm a big horror movie fan and i'm also a fan of the found footage style when done correctly, but this is a joke. It's an insult to anybody who wants to make some sort of sense and to have some sort of understanding of the movie they are watching.. bypass!! End of rant.