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Squatch Junkies (2023)
Beware
These are funky junkies for a switch who also is a funu junky but he is more than a monkey. Beware of his smell. The crew of this film was also smelly and often scared away the squartch. There is a satisfactory ablmount of squartch but there would have been more of the crew of the film was much less smelly. Smelly foot ...am I right? Yep I am right. Why must reviews be so long in here cause really this is an many words as the script but it's too legit to script. Break it down now. Frrp be deerrp a deeerp. Is there a clown in this film? Yes several but you have to feel it over just seeing it. So there to all the bigfoot fans out there.
The Killer Balloon (2022)
Terriblefest 2023 winner
Out of all the films in the three day Toronto film fest known as Terriblefest, Killer Balloon came out on top as the winner!
We say Terrible with love just so you know. Giving a seat neh a throne to no budget do it your self films that have the guts to do what they want and be as strange as they can while still winning the cheers and praise of a bunch of strangers at our festival.
Cheers to Devon for all he does with making so many quick but easily loveable films that all go to a good cause while making us all laugh at the same time. The killer balloon is unexpectedly deadly and hilarious at the exact same time. All FIY films should be short and sweet like this while packing in so many silly ideas into a short run time that fulfills B movie lovers ADHD minds. Thank you.
At Dawn They Sleep (2000)
Totally freakkn metal
If you dont like this you're someone I never wanna hang with. This movie is so obnoxiously beer fueled, metal, boobs and gore that I frreeaaakin loved it. Throw the goat and get crazy if you grew up listening to Mayhem and watching shot on video hack n slop movies you are my fam from the underground. This movie smells of beer and cigarettes and no Fs given. Angels are the devil and the devil is us baby. Sure normies wont get it but who cares about them anyways. Killa \m/ :p \m/ Im gonna go listen to some WASP now then watch their other film Bone Sickness for all the farty worm filled gut spilled gorey goodness.
Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)
Dont mess with CFK
This this THE most cocaine fueled Punk rock movie ever of all time and the truth is you're not hard enough to handle this movie.
Just a fact.
Ouija Shark (2020)
Amazing stupid
Yes Amazingly stupid. You give it a one i give it a 9.. but for the exact same reason.
Hilarious with friends. An homage to back yard movies. Dumb tastic
Camp Death III in 2D! (2018)
People dont get. This is raw insanity.
This isnt a spoof movie its insanity. Killed at Terrible Toonie Tuesday. Beer Nachos and raudy friends and still I have dipped my eyes into the raw liquid that is pure insanity also known as Camp Death 3 in 2D. EHEHEHEHEE... get that squirel . For fans of Candy Shack and Holy Mountain. You Friday the 13th fans are too serious .
Dont forget... youre all doomed anyways.
Clownado (2019)
I am not a troll. I loved this.
Its made for genre fans of the sov era, lovely sleaze and cheese, slops and plops and the immortal Joel Wynkoop. I loved it. A circus of ridiculous for us the true mad people of the world.
Dinosaurs in a Mining Facility (2018)
Dinosaurs attack my heart
Dinosaurs are real. This movie went over like gangbusters of giggles. I loved it. My jaw hurts from laughing and now I think I'm going to go make something of myself.