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World Cup Heist (2020)
A true review
Honestly how does this film exist there can be no worse film ever made in all of history. It's got every single one of the worst acting performances I've ever seen including a delusional 'American' guy who thinks he's Joe Pesci and the worst one of all was apparently in Rogue One? It's actually beyond incomprehensible that this was made and anyone involved thought it was anything other than a senseless inconceivable disaster Jesus Christ oh goodness god help me. I'm giving this a 2 stars just because they at least tried with no money but this wasn't entertaining. Stop making this a vanity project guys.
5G Zombies (2020)
5G garbage
From directors Dustin Ferguson (Nemesis 5, Ghosthouse) and John R. Walker (Jack the Giant Slayer, The Great British Massacre) comes this bone-chilling film! SCS Entertainment has announced its May 1st release date on VOD and DVD, which makes this the perfect quarantine flick to make your night.
The film follows the world after a recent virus pandemic (sound familiar?) where governments have joined forces to control the remaining human population via...you guessed it, 5G cell service! Why choose between a pandemic film and a zombie film when you can have both? Terrible film and extremely lazy to put this on a shelf and call this anything.
Jaws of Los Angeles (2021)
I have no words
One of the worst films I've ever seen, maybe even the worst. I usually don't say that sort of thing because when most people do in reality its an exaggeration & there is worse stuff out there, but wow this is hands down horrendous. Its genuinely just that bad. Not even in the 'so bad it's good' category. It actually reminds me of my first day in college when my lecturer handed us a camera and told us to just go and shoot. Horrible overexposure in every scene. Countless stock footage. Non-existent acting, everything is bad. Theres actually shots in this that consist of Coolduder walking for about a minute straight with NOTHING happening. Can't recommend this at all.