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The Lodge (2019)
Males are the worst
Man abuses his former teenage patient (she was his patient becouse she was mantely abused by her father), groomed her into becomming his new wife and abuses his children (witch are abusive against there new to be stepmom, who they project there hate on, becouse they are too stupid to get that it is all there fathers fault) by abandong them. After he drives his wife into self delition.
The man was the selfish moster all along.
And the children defenetivly learned to be as selfish like there father, and lacked any compasion.
Why is he giving his gf a weapon, after his wife killed herself with a weapon?
A normal person would have a repultion dowers weapons after that, exept he did not feel anything for the woman that gave birth to there children.
Gojira -1.0 (2023)
Survivers guilt or redemption of the coward
Sexist, but what to you ecpect from Japan, the old movies had more women in them. So what is this about survivers guilt, cowerdism, selfishness, freagil masculinity?
A selfishy cowerdish young man that saves? A young woman, that saved a girl and only takes them in becouse he can not have it that she is a better person then him? Now she save his absulutly useless ass and dies, at leased it looks that way (he cares so much about her, that he does not look for her, becouse she is still alive at the end, and could not have been far away, that much he cares), so he can become a better man, but he does not becouse he stays a liying selfish man. He lies to the little girl and wants do get rit of her by dumping her to the woman that lives next door. What does he, he can not life with the fact he let his fellow soldiers down, twice and has been saved by a woman that died becouse of that, so a full circle? What a joke.
Spoiler twist, she surived and now they can be finaly be a cuple, becouse he redeemed himself and is now worthy of beimg loved. Seen a million of time mothing New here. And thank Japan for useing the only 2 woman and 1 girl as nothing more then suport for the Man and not own characters in an two hour movie.
Godzilla is kind of there, he is Not the main plot, he is Not the main Theme.
This is a Remake of the original movie. But the og is so much better.
And this one is way too long.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
7?
How does this have a higher rating then, Generation, search for spock and Nemesis? There are not the best but a mile above this unevan unlogical badly writen show.
For Real?
All Accounts that have only one rating sgould ve Band after a year if there will no rating be atted. At These bots Ruin rating Systems. No one can trust ratings abymore. Some Review bombed movies and show are realy good. And positiv Review bombed shows movies like Disco are aweful and should be much lower. These sides are not trustworthy. Some reviews are bought others are bots and others are trolls. It us every where, soecialy hotels, Restaurants, movies, Shows. The internet is mostly dead, real opinions are unicorns now.
Star Trek: Discovery: Labyrinths (2024)
Dr who silence in the library
The makers clearly stole from one of the best Dr who episodes. Unfortunately burnthem Was not eaten by the vastha nerada.
How did the library get into the badlands? How much Power does that thing have, if it can movie since eons and get into regions that are to dangerous for starfleet. How does a library work the federation never heard of, so how do they get works of the members? Moll is not working as a Charakter nor laak. And if he can change to jelly why did he not do that do save him self? The breen are just klingon fillins, they are the same, even the ship aperance, wow how creativ thery are. Labyrinths are easy to solve, but your hand on one side, one wall and follow it, never loose contect snd you will get out, extremly easy, i thought burnham knows stuff. Monologe burnthem is aweful, we had the emotional Salvatore of burnem befor why again? She is the entire time selfrigtous and confident, that no one believes her struggle and the sense was poorly acted not believeale at all.
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
Mouthbreather
For a peasont grit is realy arrogant. Johanson plays awfully in this movie. She moves like she nether Liften a Finger in her hole life. A worker that slow and arrogant would have not lasted a day. She is the villain of the story. She Acts like she believes she is better then the rest. The pointing has honest eyes, johanson has not, she Acts unconvincing. The open mouth is crinch as hell, no you do not look inocent, the eys are honest. It is Not sexy, it is just stupid and pretentious.
This movie failed to convince me that the painter is what in love? Seeing something special? This movie falls to paint a picture of human Connecticut or Feelings, what a waist. She is so inautentic that it ruins the movie.
The Ledge (2011)
Pickup atheist
Bro is that movie is something. Where to start? Gavin does not care attitude is all over the place, but is the good guy? Manipulates a married women to sleep with him! Good guy? The women is of corse a Former junky who was safed by the Christian guy, just do be abused by him. Sure! Gavin now is the one who needs to safe the women from her husband and her Religion? Sure why not, not as if it was cliche. And why was she a junky? Uhh her abusive father left. Cliche? Patrick Wilson and liv Taylor actualy play very well. Charlie hunning is anoying af. His Charakters is to pretendious worse then the Christian guy. Are we supost to be ok with asilrery? Leave the husband and get in a relashenship like good people would! Aweful people doing aweful things! He does not love her otherwise he would have not done this to her! He played her and he would have left her anyway. So it was easer to die instat of going to the police. Hunning played so bad i do nog believe for a second that he takes anytging seriouse, that happens un the movie, and Zero chamistry. These are all aweful people and stupid.
The Reckoning (2020)
Hooribly maine actress
Broke farmers widow with heavy make up in midevil Europe sure. Sticks out like a flying pig. Does it get dumper sure. She does not ride like women were suposed in that time what would have been a big problem back then. The acting of the lead actress is horrible. She has a stupid look on her face as if she trys do copy zoolander. Her mouth is always open why does they believe that looks abiling do men like that? It is just stuoid and anying. Not as if the acting of the rest was good. So why do i need so many characters and others have not even 10? The actress that played the mother was much better then the maine character, gosh is her acting arduous just hard to watch. The acting is mostly bad, the Dialoge is poorly writen. Bad movie, looks like simeone alse made it not as amazing as the descent.
The Green Knight (2021)
Cringe
Wow the csmars shoots are bad! I to not get why people like the lighting, it is not very good. The landscape is nothing to write home about. Watch the pass to see good landscapeshoots or braveheart. Good lighting watch legend by R. Scott, best forest scene ever, pure magic. The acting is mid, nothing special. I am stuck between the Impression of a gopro or a drone shoot for the conematography it kicks you out of the watching expiriance. The Dialoge us meeh, cringe often.
And why are there short Reviews and i have to write 500 characters?
Is garwain realy on perpose so soul- and lifeless? He has one facial Expression and looks like he sleepwolkes through the story. Why are they are wispering? To they realy believe it make the cringe less cringe? Very predentious not as deep or artful as people like to sell it.
Watch Tiger and dragon or better hero artful movies with beautiful lighting, scenery and a lot of Symbolism. Masterpeace! But not this abomination, people already forgot that it exists.
Teen Wolf (2011)
Alpha bs
Ok. But wtf is the alpha bs about. Wolf to not have alphas, never have never will.
Some scenes are super cringe. IT is enjoyable. Not the most intellectional Show. But the alpha stuff is Horror! Why to they still have this stupid myth in Shows, they feed the aweful mogtow and incel movemant with this idocracy. Actung is ok but not the best in the world.
Could have been better but it has some Charme. The very stereotypic characters are often boring, it is so soupeopera. The Dialoge is meeeereeeh. The romeo and Julia plot is cringeworthy.
The Music is actualy the most of the time great, die a MTV Show it should be.
Star Trek: Prodigy (2021)
Star wars looking star trek
The shiw is good but it looks like star wars. It openes like s star wars Show the cuts the music. It is cring but the Story is not bad. The characters are interessting. But why calling it star trek when it is inspired by star wars only. I hate that every Franchise is the same every monster looks the same. Why not empraste the uniques of a Franchises? Why to they destroy that very unique feel and look of a beloved Franchise to make it the same as all the over populat stuff that already distroyed Aaa-gameing. At leased we got strange new worlds. I hope in the future we get more uniques stuff again but i believe we more likly get more stuff that looks the same.
The Outer Limits: Unnatural Selection (1996)
Toxic weak insecure man gaslights his wife
Toxic man buts his onsecurity as a excuse to cohert bis wife into an illigel unsecure genexperiment.
Gaslights her about, talks down at her.
Sexist mysagonistic plot.
So he has no money no looks but the hot woman married him and lets him treat her like a subhuman. Sure.
The plot about the genetic altered children was better exlpored in gattaka or star trek.
But this toxic relationship realy disgusted me on a deep level. The women and children always has to pay the price for the weakness of men. That is the only massage you can get out of these Stories. A massage as old as storietalling it self.
Howl (2015)
This movie dies not like women
The female characters are the worst writen characters in this movie. And there is every male stereotyp to as a character, the fat one, the coward, the cheating men aka alpha, the machanic, the men that protects his wife, the nice guy our hero.
Why is the male werwolve beefy and the femal ones look and walk like the demons in the amazing tales of the crypt movie demon knight? Wolves are not much different in physic! So why werwolves? And the wolves hunt in packs so why is the male alone? Humans hunt in packs too!
Where has the dog vanished into? And why does the women not care about it?
Where are the axes gone? We see at least 3 and 2 hammers!
What a waste of potential! A better writer would have made a better movie, the concept was good.
If the creature can enter true the roof, why did he just use it at his 3 or 4 atempt?
And what is this akeward kiss in the end? It is sexual assault becouse they never had a romance plot, he thursts at her, she has no interest in him, and the kiss is in the most unromantic misplaces moments, ugh. Strange. To they not know about build up and payoff. How storys are normaly writen. Maybe they are just bad at it.
Halloween (2007)
Soulless, mysagony is zombies bread and butter
This movie is bad. It does not understand Horror, the halloween movies. It is everything else as deep. White trash = bad, wow we learn what rob zombie thinks about poor white people and in particular about women, snd it is not much. He hates poor people and women, that is what this movie is tells us, splendit. A sexist mysagonistic movie. Great. And michael does not speak, he does not get angry, rob is a bad storyteller and it seams a bad Person if he believes in the things he Shows US, aka mysagony, sexism and classism. And he has something against mantel health care, it seams acorting this movie! He Shows women in an degrating way. Agh tue movie is bland and he uses the theme in such a strange way it is anoying, he realy does not understand how do use music in movies effactivliy, one of the things carpenter is a genius at. The acting is not the best ether. The Editing is strange, the mood of the movie is emotional confused. The sexism is so all over this movie, ugh. Disgusting, Zombie hates women, wie he realy hated them.
Near Dark (1987)
Bad
I rewatched the movie After i had seen it about 15 years ago, and boy i forgot why i dislike it back then, i forgot about it completly, so i gave it a second Chance. I hat calab as i did, what an anoying men. Not good. Unlikable characters. The main character is abusive and an idiot, je absolutes her, he does not drive her home, just moks her, whst a Charmer. I wishes him a realy aweful death, but i was let down by the movie once more. The love story is bad. The scene at the bar is stupid and unrealistic. The only good thing is bill paxton. The movie is boring with poorly writen characters. Is the father realy such a bad parant, that his child runs alone at night. How stupid are these guys that they what to kill the family of a new vampire, what did they believe would happen? Bloodtransfusion as a lazy, how much blood has the father. The depiction of women is mostly sexist.
Salem's Lot (1979)
Cringe
If you like creepy vampires watch the strain. If you like a creepy king-vampire watch nightflyr. If you want a good Horror movie watch something else. If you want a good king movie watch pet cametery.
This movie is camp. The bitting is cringe, the flying is cringe, the sexism is cringe, this movie is so outdated it hurts. I bought the DVD now i am so pissed i that i did not buy needful things instat. The teeth look cringe, the acting is cringe. I do not understand how this BS got so maney 10/10 Ratings, cringe. The makeup in fright night was creeper, the this lame make up. Such a disapointment, i expected a good movie, i realy wanted do like this, but it is bad. Nosferatu or the shadow of the vampire would have been much better picks to watch. Sad.
Hereditary (2018)
Overrated
Stupid Story, misuse of Gabriel burns. No intern logic or rules. The plot is artificial not natural, it is based on pure luck, they just had to look in the picturebook that is it, and the cult was ok with the odd. The nuts, never was at a cool teen party with so maney nuts - the ones you can eat-, actualy i never been do a party with a fresh cake with nuts, what party is this? Realy, how stupid. People that like that movie pretend that it is deeper then it is, it is a shallow predentious movie.
The Ritual is much better.
There is a older better scarier, better played art Horror movie - possession with sam neill - he should have gotten an oscar already. There are so maney better Horror movies that are much deeper then this stupid movie.
Till Death (2021)
Why do men write stupid women?
Why carying the dead waight of a man? Break his hand and you are free, why is she not doing this? Why does she follow this abusive mans word? Why? Why does she sleep with him? Why is she not doing the things normal people would do? Why does she touch the gun? Why so stupid? Why? What is this movie? Why does it exist? And it is inpossible for her do wear his shirt! Did she not got a clue that something was wrong. Men should stop writing women, they suck at it, only sexism and unrealistim.
Why does this need do be 600 chatacters? There are Reviews with less words. So why?
That is all i can say. Why?
The Contractor (2022)
The moral of the story.....
Good cinematography, realy good. I dislike the story, i wishes the german Police would have killed or captured these american murders, becouse that is what the team is, a buch of murders, they kill Police man in a forain countrey where they broke in in a Lab and killed people. I like chris pine, but his character is a murdeer, and should end up in jail for killing a sicientist and Police officers. Everything als is a crime and no americans are not above the low, the massage of the movie sucks, you murder people you should be in jail, piriod. They feel not bad about killing Police man, that are in the right, what moraly curupted people are these? They are the criminals, wtf? I root against the main character and his friends. This is what is wrong with us military and politics, they believe they can go in every Country and kill who ever they want, and clame do be the good guys, monsters.
The Wretched (2019)
Good atmosfer, big plotholes
Biggest problems, he does not keep the pictures of the missing kids, he does not call the Police, he does not talk to his father about the missing kids, unbelievable. Without that the movie would be very good.
The Orchard (2020)
Stupid people - lazy movie - good old actors that have there best time gone
The girls are strange, the guys are laughable, stupid Story.
The acting sucks. Thomas jane (seems to not but his best acting in this masterpeace) and young indiana jones (underused) are fun as villians and are best actors in this flick. The parants are ok actors, but the younger actors are aweful. It could habe been so much better. All the scene with the kids is poor cringe. Not much character development ether. If you are a fan of the actors or you want do watch all werewolf flick watch it, for everybody also it is a wast of time.
The Terminal List (2022)
Wtf are all this 10/10 for, we see throught this is Made up, they manipulat the ratings
The Show is not a 10 out of 10 that is review boombing! Is amazon playing them? This are not real Ratings! X- files is one of the best Shows the first games if Thrones sessons, they had not as many 10/10 there realy something wrong if that is now the normal.
Hinterland (2021)
Meeh
Peter perg dies not talk or count with his fingers like a austrian. He sticks out like a foreign body. He is so german hounding, i wonder if he was in germany for a longer time. He is anoying becouse of his unaustrian pronouncing.
Scream (2022)
Sam is aweful
Sam is aweful, bland. The same fake killer Sound is ok the first time and the second, but then it is just lame. Richie is the same character as in the boys. No one helped dewey what bad people, they just watched the fight, they should have died.
Unhinged (2020)
Unbelievable
How stupid can people are? She can not drive do a Police Station? Who in the hell has no passcode for the phone? Solid acting and unfortunatly there are men out there that believe women are acountiblf for there problem and do want do punish them becouse they are never in the wrong in there twisted minds, sexistic assh... disgusting.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Generic and boring, crinchy
Supersoldiers powers make weak people stronger then strong people. The falcon is stronger that supersoldiers? Why? The wakada women are stronger then a supersoldier? Why? Kali is a a hypocrit, she Kills people becouse they have do give back stuff that belonged to people that were vanished for 5 years, and has no right do the stuff. You unite people by killing and stealing, wow. This Show is crinchy, preachy and feels forced. The rasism plot is forced and crinchy. Falcon is boring as hell, they should give us Blade, not the most generic black superhero you can find. They could have made it so much better, but failt.