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Rare Exports (2010)
The perfect movie for a cold winter night
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is proof that Hollywood is no longer the only place great movies can be made. Nothing short of enchanting, this film explores the real history of Santa Claus. The settings are breathtaking, the acting spot on, and the plot is reminiscent of the films you watched when you were 12 (in a good way). Plenty of practical effects to keep things realistic and high budget computer effects for the larger than life scenes that you just couldn't film. A prequel to the 2003 short Rare Exports Inc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg7xbeiZf5I and the 2005 short Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zSSE_jogMw, this movie explains where all those mall Santa Claus come from. Get ready for an adventure, it's gonna be COLD ride! ~Fang
Killjoy Goes to Hell (2012)
Full Moon at it's very finest!
A bargain bin film you'll actually be glad you saw, Killjoy Goes to Hell is full of imagination, creepy costumes, and big laughs. With this installment it's clear that Charles Band and Full Moon Features is tired of being a laughing stock. They've completely upped their game to compete in the new world of films. Trent Haaga (Killjoy) and Victoria De Mare (Batty Boop) deliver outstanding performances, they're funny, creepy, and have excellent dialogue. The fact that Killjoy's whole gang is back is another good sign too, lots of interesting characters to help you lose yourself in the B movie goodness. The settings were masterfully done, both crazy and creepy. Yup, all in all a fun watch whether it's a late night private viewing, or surrounded by friends. Takes me back to the early days of the Twisty Metal franchise. ~Fang