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Black Water (2018)
Worst movie I've seen recently
First of all when I start watching this movie I could imagine that this is not the next Academy Award winner.
But so bad!?
Everything is bad: Plot, actors, production design and dialogues (german dubbing)
Sorry! Does anyone really believe that a submarine is as big as shown?
Come on! I guess none of the production team was ever visiting a submarine.
There is no much space. The walls look like concrete walls. I do not believe what I saw.
I do not know how bad the english dialogues are? But the german dubbing is only on a C-Movie level.
A very good example could be heard right at the beginning of the motion picture - the shoot-out at the Hotel.
JCVD's girlfriend notices that the dongle is not in her jacket/trousers.
In German she says something like: "I have forgotten the dongle in the hotel. Wait here, I will get it!"
The camera shows now a thing - the dongle?!? - which lies on the parking area.
She runs now over to this thing, grabs it and tries to run back to JCVD and is been shot.
Now my questions: Why? What?
I thought the dongle has been forgotten in the hotel? And if this thing is not the dongle, what is it? And how important is it? And where is this "important' thing for the rest of the film?
But one positive thing is that JCVD and Lundgren has gotten their standard German voices.
Sorry for some mistakes english is not my mothertongue!