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Big Stan (2007)
A genius comedy and prison the way it should be.
I've seen many comedy movies in my life, some good and some bad. Some comedy movies involve large quantities of drugs or nudity to support the humor. This movie however shows that with the right amount of goof and whit you can make a most excellent comedy. Big Stan tells the story about a con artist that finds himself a ticket to prison for fraud. This very skinny (please make sure to watch his legs) guy has to survive in prison. Without telling too much about the story involved, this movie makes sure you have a good time. There is a great cast and even the smaller roles are cast with effort. This movie makes you wish every prison out there had their own Big Stan! There aren't many movies this funny and sadly lacking a lot of publicity this movie is a gem among the many lacking comedies.I think a lot of people will find something they like in this movie. Humor is the most difficult thing to transfer across cultures, but this movie has a little something for everyone. From people enjoying easy humor found in stoner comedies to those who love Mr. Bean, this movie uses a great blend of humor.
This movie will make you laugh beyond a doubt, try it and find your own funny bone.
AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)
Alien vs Predator, either you hate it or you love it!
I'm a big fan of both the Alien quadrilogy and all the predator movies. And what I expect from such a movie is a lot of destruction, explosions, killings, blood, gore, and just plain violence. This is the kind of movie you know what to expect and if you like seeing it AVPR is a great movie.
Now I can imagine a lot of people will say this movie is terrible because they expect something different. There isn't a complicated story-line, nor is there a great character development.
This is the kind of movie you watch with a couple of your friends, or after a long day. No need to think about it, just watch a big Predator pummel aliens.
If you enjoy the weapons, the Predator technology, the explosions and face-melting alien blood, welcome to a great movie! If you expect something complicated or mind altering, don't watch this movie.
The Ten (2007)
Horrible
This movie is one out of the very few movies I actually turned off. Seriously the humor is lost on me and probably on everyone with a normal sense of humor.
The storyline is garbage, the jokes are garbage, the cast leave a lot to be desired.... I actually wondered why some of the actors in this movie signed away their reputation to this horrible attempt at a comedy.
2 out of 10 and that's because I think the blonde in the second story was cute, otherwise the movie would have gotten a 1.
There's nothing good about this movie I can add or think of. Please do not watch this movie...
The Prestige (2006)
Never was a puzzle so amazingly clever as this movie....
I watched this movie and not only was I totally surprised with the ending it kept me thinking about it over and over. This movie is without a doubt something to remember, something to shock you and something to keep you wondering. Not only does this movie show you an amazing story it keeps you wondering what side to pick and it makes you change sides over and over. At the end who was wrong and who was right? You be the judge while watching this movie. Great actors, great story, beautiful and very detailed scenery, a bit of history, a bit of drama and everything else you'd desire from a movie. Enjoy this movie and be sure to recommend it.
Phat Girlz (2006)
If you are unable to understand this movie, you won't like it...
I know this movie might not be worth the 10 I've given it but I feel I should do this to offset the low grade it's been given by so many people calling this a bad movie. For one, I don't understand why people watch the movie if they have no idea what it's about. Second I doubt that the people giving it a 1 even understand what the movie is about. This movie is about heart, spirit and beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some might find "phat" girls beautiful others prefer skinny girls. This movie had so many messages tucked away in it I was amazed to find out how many people misunderstand it. I greatly enjoyed this movie and I think it has a very powerful message. Don't look at this movie as just a comedy, look at it as if it was a point of view from those people less fortunate to reach the accepted standards. A great movie, a lot of compassion and some good laughter.
Running Scared (2006)
Over the top and excellent!
Loved this movie, at first it's pure and utter chaos and everything that can happen will happen but once you're drawn into this movie it's a guarantee for excitement. It's over the top, gory and messy and everything that can go wrong will go wrong from very sick child abductors to mob gangsters shooting around western style. I enjoyed this movie and the actors did an awesome job, watch this movie if you enjoy some action and a good storyline with enough twists to keep it from becoming one out of a dozen. Over the top and excellent!
Great acting from the kid playing Olec and the main character who also played in 2 fast 2 furious. It's one of those movies you'd never notice unless someone recommends it to you and trust me this one is worth recommending.
Black Spring Break: The Movie (1998)
No story, not acting, no movie...
This wasn't a movie, it's more like they set up a camera on people just talking. Nothing happens and it's IQ of 80 people talking like gutter trash. This movie is incredible, I am amazed people pay money to produce such a movie. I've seen a lot of bad movies and most of the time I wonder why people would act in such a movie or pay to produce it. In this movie the actors really fit in because they can't act and there isn't a storyline so it doesn't matter. I saw this little horror with a few friends and we really tried giving it 20 minutes before turning it off but it was horrible. It's indeed a pron movie without the sex. It leaves you with wanting a real movie. Please do not watch this movie ! (I don't understand why they made a sequel).
HORRIBLE
Van Helsing (2004)
Cheese overkill, bad storyline, but still funny...
This is my first comment on a movie, I just saw it 30 minutes ago and I find it to be a mockery to a lot of classic stories. The movie was ok to watch it had some great action even if there was a bit to much cgi for my taste BUT they obviously had no clue what to do with the storyline. The movie itself is more a cheesy action comedy yet they try to make a serious story, these two made it somewhat horrible to watch. Vampires with expanding faces, Werewolves able to climb a cealing without making a noise, And Frankenstein's monster with glow in the dark items.
It's a nice movie to see and trust me it's not the most horrible one I have ever seen, but people hoping for a movie with Van Helsing, vampires that actually strike some fear and excitement based on what you don't get to see instead of very cheesy cgi effects then please don't see this one, trust me you won't miss it.
I gave it a 3