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Christmas Party Crashers (2022)
Unwatchable
Don't waste your time. Predictable, unfunny, best to avoid.
Not much more needs to be said. Flat, transparent, uninteresting, boring.
Clumsy writing from the firdt scene, every line telegraphing thr characters' back story.
When the two main characters meet we could write the rest ourselves.
Lacked any jokes whatsoever, just simplistic stuff.
Why a character limit? There's not much else to say about this stuff. Not even worth watching if there's nothing else on- you're better off watching nothing.
Back in the day we used to say 'straight to video' or DVD, but no-one would waste physical media with this.
Cabins in the Wild with Dick Strawbridge (2017)
Painfully repetitive
There's a few minutes worth of decent content here, stretched out to a couple of hours in the generic repetitive "X competition" TV show format, where they repeat the rules and what's being done in this episode many many times.
It's not a very interesting 'competition' - 8 random competitor build weird impractical little caravans, most of which would be too leaky and drafty for Wales. Some of the stoves don't have chimneys, and there are baths and sinks with no plumbing. Some of the competitors just 'design' the cabin, and get someone else to actually build it.
The guy who won did an excellent job though, I would have preferred to spend more time watching him build that dragons eye with the laminated wood roof than watching the presenters exaggerate and go on about how luxurious a small bed and a portaloo is.